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Tomorrow is 14th February.

Really?

14th February is Labor Day, right?

So, I'm sure your father has a holiday.

Are you crazy?

It is not Labor Day.

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day.

Really?

Is it a day for lovers?

Yes.

Okay. You will do anything for me, right?

Well... I have a date on Valentine's Day.

Will you drop me off at Cafe Yum Yum?

You will, right?

My sweet brother!

-My darling brother! -No!

I am not your brother!

Please call me, "darling." Don't call me, "brother!"

Darling. My darling.

Get lost!

Please call me "darling."

I am your "darling." "Darling."

Mom!

Tipu, I know you are desperate to get married!

So that means I'm straight, Mom.

60 years is the average age of a Pakistani man.

You've been a good boy for 29 years.

You have 31 years to go.

Tread carefully or else...

Or else...

Or else, I will beat you up!

I am brave. I am a man of steel.

Listen to me, Mom. I am brave.

I am a man of steel!

Tipu!

Tipu!

Tipu!

Tipu!

Tipu!

I'm here.

If only you would yearn for me...

at the rising sun and in the chill of winter...

Neeli.

You?

-You're here? -Yes.

Why?

Look, Neeli. You are Naseer Kankatta's fiancée.

You belong to him.

I am your cousin. That's it.

Kankatta!

-Come! -Neeli... no...

-Come on. -Tipu.

-Tipu. Tipu. -Come on! Come on!

-Tipu. Tipu. -Neeli! No! No!

-Save me. Save me. -Neeli! No!

-Tipu. -No.

If only you would yearn for me...

at the rising sun...

and in the chill of winter...

Will Saba defy social norms and dare to love Zain?

Or will she succumb to the pressures of society?

Will Neeli confront her aunt and dare to love Tipu?

Or will Naseer Kankatta create obstacles in her path?

But... Tipu can't resist Neeli.

Because he is in love with Neeli!

In love with Neeli...

In love with...

I gave you shelter because you were an orphan.

And I thought that you would take care of me.

Hey, Neeli!

Neeli!

Neeli!

Had I not been paralyzed,

I would have fixed your disobedient nature!

I wish I was buried with my mother.

Unfortunately, that didn't happen.

But I hope this happens.

God! Aunt, what are you saying?

I'm hurt.

Neeli... can you pour me some tea?

Sure. Your cup of tea will be ready in two minutes.

A cup of tea in two minutes?

Neeli, are you trying to fool him?

I'll be right back.

Neeli, don't touch me.

Move it!

Listen to me.

I want my granddaughter, Princess Sonu's necklace!

You fool! I have told Mashqur, as well.

Damn! Why did you tell him, grandma?

Grandma, my foot! I'm not your grandma.

Pino.

Speak up!

Speak up or I'll slap you!

You are like Spider-Man.

No, Pino ma'am.

I'm not Spider-Man.

Hey! Shut up.

Spider-Man was a simple boy.

Peter Porter.

He did not know that he was... Spider-Man.

Get it?

Neeli! Where are you?

Please help me with the household chores.

What are you doing?

Neeli!

Where are you?

Neeli!

Are you sleeping?

What are you up to?

You are a lazy woman!

Can you hear me?

Neeli!

A liter of milk... two kilograms of tomatoes...

Kankatta!

Mr. Kankatta.

How are you?

You moron.

Why are you looking at me like that?

You are going to be my brother-in-law, right?

I'm running late, Mr. Kankatta.

Okay, listen to me.

Kankatta!

Be a man! A man! Get it?

Look at me.

I had two wives. They are gone away.

-Wow! -Wow!

And now, I'm getting ready for my third wife. Well...

Where is Neeli?

-Mr. Kankatta? -Kankatta!

Brother, listen to him.

I have some work...

What? Why are you looking at me like that?

Can't you see I'm busy?

Get out of here! Right away!

Who is the most intelligent person ever?

Professor Sinbad Jahazi!

-Professor-- -Mr. Professor, I want to get married.

What! Did you even receive your degree?

-How much does it cost? -210 rupees.

-210 rupees! -Yes.

Look at this fruit!

You look like a rotten fruit. Go away!

-I don't want to buy them! -Go away!

My friends, you are lucky.

You are in the presence of Professor Sinbad Jahazi.

He fulfills your wishes and changes your destiny.

He can flip fate!

What is your problem?

Look at his face... Look at his eyes...

he is heartbroken and that's not nice.

Tell me, what's your age?

-I'm 25 years old. -25 years old!

I'm 29 years old.

Are you married?

He is full of fantasies.

But, he has never experienced the joy of love.

Look at him, friends. If a machine is not used for 29 years...

it becomes useless.

What do you want?

Be careful... because...

it might just come true.

I want to be famous...

I want to be a player.

He wants to be a famous player.

I want to be a hero.

I want to be a man of steel!

So...

you want to be every woman's fantasy.

You want to transform from Tipu, the wimp to Tipu, the conqueror!

Delhi... 1935.

Your stupid ideas have let you down.

It's time to change.

You cannot hide anything from us.

Who are you?

I am Katrina Kaif.

Katrina Kaif?

You fool!

Can't you see that I'm a good-looking genie.

Genie?

Did you come out of that bottle?

Delhi, 1935?

Do you know anything about Delhi?

Grandpa went to Delhi.

He bought a cat that was silly!

She had kittens in a crate.

And God is great!

God save me from the people of Karachi!

Listen to me.

There is no difference between you and Karachi, Ghalib.

There is no difference between you and Karachi, Ghalib.

The only difference is that they can't fix the circumstances in Karachi,

and you can't find a woman.

Look at you! You're a mess!

Look at me.

I was a player.

Really? Did you play games?

Please don't waste my time.

You have only seven days.

Seven days! Seven days!

Seven days!

That's all!

If a woman tells you that she loves you within seven days...

you will become a man of steel.

A heartthrob.

Just like Fawad Khan?

The pride of manhood.

Just like Salman Khan?

But... listen to me.

The woman must have a mole on her face.

A mole?

116 moonlit nights...

are as lovely as the mole on your shoulder.

A mole on the shoulder?

Wasn't it about the mole on the face?

-Mr. Dwarka? -Tell me...

Seven days are not enough.

The world was created in seven days.

And you can't even woo a woman?

If you fail, I will make you my slave.

Slave? What do you mean?

Look inside the bottle!

Quick!

Come on! Come on!

No!

Did that scare you, coward?

But... you can win.

No, sir. I can't do this.

Well... think about it.

Have a look at it.

Is it a deal?

Yes, it's a deal.

Now, it is 12 o'clock.

Well... you will know where you stand...

after seven days.

Excuse me, Mr. Genie!

It is not even 12 o'clock yet.

Halvah.

Hey! Why are you sitting there?

He is sitting there.

What are you saying?

Get up! Get up! Right away!

Tipu, why are you acting like a psycho?

He is jealous of us, dear.

He is a stupid man.

He is a stupid man!

He is a stupid man!

Oh my God, Tipu.

You can't even differentiate between a man and a woman.

According to Mr. Akbar Allahabadi...

-Use "he" for a man. -Yes.

-Use "she" for a woman. -Damn!

But this person is neither a man nor a woman.

Take off the dopatta! Take it off!

Oh my God, Tipu!

Hey... you are the most stylish man.

When I saw you, I fell in love with you.

-Yes, tell me. -Where are you, buddy?

I want to meet you right away.

I can't meet you. I have a date.

If our friendship is important...

then you will meet me right away!

Listen to me, let's meet at the same place.

Ma'am, this hairstyle matches your personality.

You seem to be in a lot of trouble.

Tingu Master, only you can save me.

Look, don't be scared.

Look at me. Even if I am short,

when I look into a woman's eyes...

she asks me, "Should we go to Hotel Sea View or the Quaid's mausoleum?"

Look at this.

But I think that seven days are not enough.

I can't do anything in seven days.

I don't know. Listen to me.

I'm sure you can find true love in seven days.

I know Gulnaar very well.

She is the first woman who received a bachelor's degree in the neighborhood.

Can you believe it?

Tingu Master, it doesn't matter

if she is a bachelor or a spinster.

She should have a mole on her face.

It's an academic degree. You fool!

-You... -I know.

Will you love a broken heart or will you love until you are heartbroken?

-Should I... -Yes.

beat you up with my shoe or should I beat you up until I break my shoe?

You fool!

Next time, we'll go to the shrine.

Why?

Because women don't wear shoes at the shrine.

Do something, Tingu Master. The first day is about to end.

Buddy, there's a treasure trove of women in here.

Tingu Master, they are my customers.

I respect every woman...

who enters my store.

No wonder women call you "brother."

No, Tingu Master.

I don't want to be a clown, I want to be like George Clooney.

I got it! I got it! The beauty with a mole!

Ghazala?

-Ghazala? The women's rights activist? -Yes.

She will stab me and slap me!

Please call her.

No. I cannot call her now.

Hey, buddy...

Listen to your coach. Please call her.

Read this message.

How's it?

"How are you, Ghazala ma'am?

I will not lie..."

I want to meet you but if you don't respond to this message,

I will never message you again.

Tipu.

Tipu.

You need to woo a woman. Please hurry up.

"Whatever will be, will be."

The American Research Bureau proves that...

the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

It is said that after eating an unappetizing meal,

there is a drop in the hormone that makes them love.

Because of this, there is a risk of depression.

And they look like a hero of a flop film.

Hero of a flop film.

But, there's nothing to worry about.

You can increase this hormone with steaming hot phulke.

Steaming hot phulke!

Meet the mesmerizing... dancing queen Mona Lisa!

Tonight at 10.

Witness Mona Lisa's mind-blowing performance.

Come to me, I am a mystery.

I wish to be everyone's desire.

I am a leaping flame.

I am a lethal sword.

I don't ask for pearls Or expensive necklaces

I ask for love That is wild and reckless

I don't ask for pearls Or expensive necklaces

I ask for love That is wild and reckless

Listen to me so that I can share my secret with you

If you come close to me, I will shun others

Why do you fear embracing me? Come to me

My heartless beloved My heartless beloved

If you get my call Come to me

My heartless beloved My heartless beloved

If you get my call Come to me

Pointless refusals Betrayal in love

I will give you immense love

I will open my heart to you With all the secrets

When our eyes meet, my love

Why do you shy away from me? Why do you torture me?

If I have you, that is enough for me Otherwise, my life is useless

Why do you fear embracing me? Come to me

My heartless beloved My heartless beloved

If you get my call Come to me

My heartless beloved My heartless beloved

If you get my call Come to me

-Come here! -Come.

Come here.

Listen to me.

I will teach you a lesson.

Stop her! Stop her!

You morons! I want Mona Lisa.

Whom are you looking for?

I'm looking for a woman.

She is in the parking lot with a boy, sir.

How do you know?

Tell me... how do you know?

-You? -What is it? Let's go!

Tell me something, my friend.

Is there any ghost or genie in this hotel?

I don't know, sir?

I have been dead for 30 years.

Follow them!

Catch him.

I will shoot this boy.

Stop.

Shut up.

I say...

Listen...

Please let her go.

If you hit a woman, you are a coward.

Hey, you coward. Save your masculinity for someone else.

She is different.

She is neither Mona nor Lisa.

She cannot be your girlfriend because she is not a girl.

She is useless.

Come on. Get lost!

Listen!

Whether she is Mona or Lisa...

Munna or Raza... it doesn't matter.

I will not leave without her.

You idiot, I will not spare you!

Mona Lisa!

Sir! Sir! Sir!

Sir, get up.

Sir, get up.

Are you not a girl?

I am a girl...

or perhaps, I am not a girl.

Hey...

But I liked the way you saved me from those dogs today.

According to Mona Lisa, you're the man.

What a flop show!

Oh! You should have asked this genie for a palace!

You haven't got what it takes to find love.

Get lost!

How can you give me a palace when you live in a bottle?

Whom are you talking to, hero?

Did you hear that?

She called me a hero.

I'm a hero. A hero!

You are my hero.

Why were you late today?

Where did you go?

I went to watch a dancing girl.

Lies!

I'm crazy in love

You fool! Where are your glasses?

Don't act like a hero.

Here you go. Steaming hot phulke! Eat it while it's hot.

Eating hot and fresh phulke is a delight.

"Eating hot and fresh phulke is a delight."

I don't know what's the matter with her.

Mother, Neeli is innocent.

She does the household chores.

She takes care of everything.

Listen to me, Pappi!

I think she has taken care of you, as well.

Hey, madam!

Listen to me carefully.

If I find both of you...

romancing like Nadeem and Shabnam,

I will call Kankatta. Enough of the nonsense!

Damn!

Why don't you give her a hug?

Pat her back.

This sorceress has reduced you to a worthless pawn.

Sit! Eat your food!

Mithu, you don't know what happened today.

If you hadn't been caged like me,

all the female parrots would have devoured you.

Aunt would have devoured you before them!

So, tell me.

Do you like my shirt?

Yes, it's very nice.

Do you know why it's nice?

Because, it's blue.

When he asked me the reason for my sorrow...

I rubbed my eyes.

I told him, "There is no sorrow...

but my heart is filled with joy because you asked."

Neeli...

You are Kankatta's fiancée now.

We need to be careful.

Mom is mad at us.

But I am still the same.

And you are also the same, Tipu. You are my childhood friend.

"Ghazala."

"I received your message."

"I will call you at one o'clock tomorrow."

Neeli, please get me some dessert.

I received your message. I will call you at one o'clock tomorrow.

Ghazala.

Six days to go, Tipu.

Will you be a king or a slave?

Six days!

Six days!

Six days!

Six days!

Look at this, Tingu Master.

She sent me a friend request. She also has a mole on her face.

Her name is Dawn.

I'd prefer a dark night to this Dawn.

Dawn...

Don't laugh.

You rascal!

Don't use cusswords.

-I will! -Don't use cusswords!

-I will! -Don't use cusswords!

I will! Shut up!

-Don't use cusswords! -I will!

It looks like your idea is a big hit.

Call her! Call her!

Ghazala ma'am... Did you call me?

I was...

I don't get happy...

when a man messages me.

Well... my blood boils when a man messages me.

Men offer worthless love.

No, Ghazala ma'am.

I am not like those men.

I am decent and hardworking.

Yes, I think you are different.

Your message was honest and innocent.

No one has ever sent me such a message.

Ghazala ma'am, please meet me.

You won't be disappointed.

You want to meet me?

Come and find me.

Oh, wow! This is amazing, pal.

This is because of Tingu Master's training.

I transformed you from a pawn to a player!

How are we going to find Ghazala?

Don't worry.

-I know how to find her. -How do you know everything?

Are you the doctor in the neighborhood?

Ladies, welcome to the... Women Empowerment Training.

We must enter from here.

-Yes. -Are you ready, hero?

Tingu Master, I'm scared of heights.

Ladies... What's a man, after all?

A man is...

-useless! -Useless!

-Useless! -Useless!

-Useless! -Useless!

Useless!

Oh God!

Come on. Climb!

Hold my leg!

After the Tickle bomb and the Spit bomb,

this is a new bomb.

Feminine Convulsion bomb!

I want to tell you something about this bomb.

The man who inhales the pink smoke...

will turn into a woman for five minutes.

But...

it does not work on women.

Is this true, Ghazala ma'am?

Let's test this on a volunteer to avoid any problem.

Let's leave! Come on!

Hey!

I hate cowards.

Come here!

What are we going to do now?

Who will save us from this bomb?

I don't want to die.

-Go. -Why are you pushing me?

Don't be afraid.

Sister...

Hey, sister! You are wearing a lovely outfit.

I'm sure it's from Bulbul Ahmed's store.

Her voice... her voice is...

-What happened to her voice? -You treacherous man! You spy!

Who are you? Ladies...

Run, Tingu Master. Run!

Leave me.

Look, I found you.

I am so happy.

Tipu, are you crazy?

Do you know what will happen if you get caught?

There is no turning back in love.

Ghazala.

Love can destroy you.

But people still fall in love.

Go away!

I don't want to see you in trouble.

Go!

Please meet me again.

Promises, vows, love, loyalty...

they are just empty words.

How can you trust them?

Five days Togo, Tipu.

Five days!

Five days!

Five days!

Neeli, I don't know what's wrong with me.

I am whistling uncontrollably.

Just like the birds in the air.

Yesterday, for the first time someone told me that...

"I can't bear to see you in pain."

Really?

Who said it?

Don't try to fool me. Tell me or forget it!

Come on, get on with your work!

Mr. Kankatta will be mad at you, if you are lazy.

Why do you keep mentioning his name?

I can never live with him.

I can only live with someone...

who loves me.

That's true love.

Did you know? True love gives you wings.

But fear has burned all my wings.

Neeli.

What do women look for in a man?

They look for something that you already have.

Loyalty, compassion and honesty.

Tell me about the women of today?

You can't think like the women of the 1960's.

Well, then it's the hairstyle, dress sense and the attitude.

Yes.

I need to buck up.

Okay. Tell me her name.

Ghazala.

Anything else?

All right.

If I give you a fabulous makeover, will you treat me to a burger?

I will even take you to the beach.

Are you sure?

Sure.

I'm sure.

Ghazala...

I will test my patience,

when I will meet his bride.

Okay, let's go.

You...

What happened? Let's go.

Four days to go.

Four days!

Four days!

Four days!

Four days!

Four days!

Four days! Four days!

Sir, please try the PTCL Wi-Fi.

Thanks. We are busy.

Go away.

Tipu.

I'm not an ordinary woman.

I have a tangled past.

Tell me something, Ghazala.

Why is it important for us to know about somebody's past?

Well, Tingu Master is my closest friend.

When I met him,

everyone told me that he is a thief.

I don't care.

Well, I am not a thief.

But, I have certainly stolen someone's heart.

Well... men look cuter than women...

when they blush.

You've ruined my clothes!

Sir...

Sir, I think someone has given us the wrong information.

There is nothing here.

My children...

you can get some important information from me.

My good man, we have never taken anyone's blessings.

So why would we even talk to you?

There is a bomb.

There is a bomb in Hotel Sea View.

A woman with a green dress has the bomb.

What are you doing here, you old man?

I was feeling hot in my grave.

I came out to get some fresh air.

Excuse me.

We need to check your bag, madam.

What?

Sir...

What is this?

This is not mine.

Someone is trying to trap me.

Listen, she is a decent lady...

who belongs to a respectable family.

Shut up.

She's going to prison for ten years and we will imprison you, as well.

-Come, ma'am. -Hey!

One minute.

This is my lawyer's number.

Here's some breaking news from Hotel Sea View.

Suspected terrorist, Ghazala...

has been taken into custody for ten days.

There is no bail for this crime.

Darling, wait for me.

"Darling, wait for me."

Darling!

Hear me, stranger.

Hear me, stranger.

When you inquire the state of my heart,

I will say, "I'm fine".

Ghazala is gone.

But, there are plenty of fish in the sea.

Three days.

You can win in three days, Tipu.

Stop it, you morons!

This is Parveen.

You can call me Pino.

Pino.

How are you, my Tom Cruise, Shahrukh Khan and Sahir Lodhi?

Yes, Pino. I mean, Pino ma'am.

My granddaughter Princess Sonu is arriving from Bradford.

Where is the necklace?

Come here! Right away!

I'm on my way.

Watch out, here she comes!

The boys are going crazy, She looks so sweet

Watch out, here she comes!

May you live a long life, my queen, my grandma!

Here comes my son!

-Come. -Greetings.

-My mom! -Greetings!

-Greetings! -Greetings.

That's my son. How are you?

Come here, Sonu.

How are you, uncle?

Greetings, grandma!

Hurry up. Let's go.

What are you looking at?

-Move aside, Moti. -Your necklace.

My dear, give it to me.

My darling, I bought this especially for you.

Thank you, grandma.

-Is that a cussword? -No, mother.

You are cute, grandma.

You are a fool! Your mother is a fool!

How dare you, you ostrich-legged girl!

Mom, she's calling you cute. You're a sweetheart.

-Yes. I'm a sweetheart. -Thank God!

Play the music!

My brother has returned after 15 years.

Come, grandma!

Come, grandma!

Come, grandma!

-How are you? -I'm good.

-Tell me. How's everything? -All good.

How is your work?

It's all good.

It's all good.

We are getting married, baby doll.

Enough of the nonsense!

You tricked me?

I will not marry this ugly villager!

What is this?

Do you think I will accept this?

I will complain to the High Commission.

Guys!

-Lock her up. -Hey!

-Where are you taking her? -Move.

Take her.

High Commission, my foot!

How can this happen?

My Princess Sonu is modern and stylish.

How can she marry that villager, Sadiq Moti!

This is impossible!

I will not let your evil uncle...

lay his hands on you or the house!

If uncle wants this house...

But why did Dad betray me?

How can anyone do this to their daughter?

Don't worry, my child.

I know someone who will help you.

Love is like a river...

it keeps flowing even if it doesn't rain.

Love is like a smile on a child's face.

Love is everything, love is everywhere.

And if you don't have love in your life,

The heart says...

-Neeli! -Where are the clouds?

-Come to the kitchen. -Where is the rain?

-Where are the tears? -Hey, you.

-The question is that... -Where are you?

Should a woman opt for an arranged marriage?

Or can she make her own choice?

Let's speak to our listener.

What's your name?

This is Neeli.

Neeli, what do you think?

Listen to yourself. Only to yourself.

Listen to your heart.

Neeli!

Whom are you talking to?

Who will wash the dishes?

Women can't get married to any Tom, Dick and Harry.

Only corpses can do that.

But we aren't corpses. We are women!

We are not corpses, we are women! Wow, Neeli!

I'm sure you listen to your heart.

I'm sure you listen to yourself.

I think the call seems to be disconnected.

-A big round of applause for Neeli! -Where are you?

-Open the door, Neeli! -Indeed!

-If you come out... -Listen to your heart.

-I will break your legs! -Listen to yourself.

Easier said...

-Whom are you talking to? -than done.

Tell me...

Hey, Neeli! Are you listening to me, you dumb woman?

Hey, Neeli!

If you want to kill yourself, go get run over by a car!

Please don't ruin this for me.

Are you dead?

Neeli, please don't ruin this for me.

I gave you shelter...

I took care of you.

I don't want to go to the prison.

Neeli!

Neeli!

Can you hear me?

I hope you're alright.

Neeli, I hope you are alive.

Aunt!

In love...

Tipu, you are fortunate...

that you have Neeli's love.

Open your eyes. Get to know who you are

and who belongs to you.

Neeli.

Why are you looking at me like that?

Have you not seen me before?

When I look at you,

it feels like the universe is within my reach.

Why did you break my heart?

You would drown in my tears, if you counted them.

I am drowned in your love.

Pappi!

While I was walking Leisurely on the path

I looked yonder and saw a dream

I beckoned her with my eyes

I reached out to touch her

When we spoke He told me

I was always here You didn't see me

I was standing next to you

Right next to you

While walking on the path

The way you and I Have become one with each other

The night was lit up by lamps

Just like a drop of water That falls into an oyster

And turns into a pearl

Like an empty house

When I looked up I saw you

You've given me a vow

Now I stir with life once again

While walking the path

Don't go, my love

Don't go, my love

I can reach up to the stars With you by my side

Whether it's a hazy morning Or a bright and sunny day

I want to embrace them all with you

If you are mine I have the whole world

What more can I say

I am going to mend This wounded heart

Now, I am trying to cure it

While waking on the path leisurely

I saw yonder a dream

I beckoned her with my eyes

I reached out to touch her

When we started to talk he said

I was always here You didn't see me

I was standing next to you

Right next to you

While walking the path

Dear Tipu, there is no mole!

You are wasting your time. Watch out!

Two days to go, Tipu! Two days!

I can't believe it, Pappi!

Did you kiss Neeli?

Are you trying to steal my bride?

I'll beat you up!

Time-out! Listen to the bell!

Get set to enter my hell!

-But... -What?

Why are you talking to me like that?

Well... you have fallen in love with a poetess.

-What? -Love.

What? I'm in love?

Love?

But, who's it?

Is this love or a race?

Because there's no mole on my face.

A mole on the face?

Wake up.

Why don't you wake up?

Listen.

Would you like some tea?

Oh God!

Why did you grab my wrist?

You have become quite mischievous.

Look, our baby is crying.

Let me go and soothe him.

Or else, we will get into trouble.

Here, let me hold the baby.

He is innocent like you.

But he looks like you.

He is handsome like you.

You dropped the baby!

When will you take me to the sea?

Let's go right away.

-Let's go. -Yes.

Believe it or not. Love is a boon and a curse.

You will be ruined, Tipu's mother.

You will be ruined.

Forgive me, Ghazala.

I am helpless.

The person you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time.

Neeli! Are you out of your mind?

You're in love with Neeli?

Buddy, Neeli is not the one you're looking for.

I cannot control myself, Tingu Master.

This is complicated.

I don't know what's going on.

I think I'm in love with Neeli, Tingu Master.

My heart tells me that I am right.

Did you forget Dwarka?

Two days to go.

Forget her. You need to find the woman with a mole.

Tipu, I need your help.

-How can I... -Please, Tipu.

Come, baby.

I have an amazing dinner plan.

Come, let's go.

Come on!

Buddy, don't waste your time.

Help Princess Sonu. She'll take you to London.

Think with your head, not your heart.

That's it. Are you scared, coward?

-Only you who can help me. -If you fail...

-I will make you my slave. -Only you can save me, Tipu.

Think of the mole.

Love is not your cup of tea.

Tipu, think about it. You can still win.

Have you forgotten about the challenge?

Tipu.

You're coming, right?

What are you saying, Princess Sonu?

I'll be there.

I'll book a room.

-Alright. -Okay.

Who's it?

It was a client.

Okay, do you remember...

that it's my mother's death anniversary today?

You promised me to take me to the shrine.

Yes.

Hey, Neeli! Get me some tea.

Well... Mastani was Bajirao's second wife.

-And Jodha... was Akbar's wife. -Yes.

She was his third wife. And Mumtaz was Shah Jahan's eighth wife.

History proves that...

nobody has ever loved their first wife.

You're right.

Wait and watch. I will give all my love and attention to Neeli.

Take this.

11 lakhs rupees.

Kankatta.

-My dear son. Please have some sweets. -Yes.

-Here you go. -Sure.

I pray that you die.

Neeli!

He's the thug of the neighborhood.

He controls everything.

What do you want?

Do you want to know?

I want Tipu.

Oh, Almighty!

These are the signs of the end of the world.

What are you saying?

Well... Why are soul mates separated?

You have lost your mind.

Only if Tipu declares his love, I will let this happen.

Okay! I'll call him right away!

The person you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time.

Spring has arrived.

And the lion is sleeping peacefully.

The lioness is sensing an opportunity.

She is looking for a mate. She wants to begin a new life.

We have the same issues.

Tipu.

Come on, Moti. Pass me a drink.

Wow, grandma. You're super cool.

This...

You are very naughty, grandma.

Wake up, you sleeping lion! Princess Sonu has escaped.

Your fiancée has escaped, Sadiq Moti!

She ran away!

Shut up, you electronic loser!

Who's that, grandma?

-He was a government agent, dear. -The government?

To hell with the government!

Yes.

Neeli!

-Sir. -Yes?

Sir, could we please go to Hotel...

How do you know?

Mornings of torment And tearing days

Swept away by the flood of time

Evenings of grief, nights of agony

All is swept away

What's lost is lost, What remains in the days...

Is our love to share together

You've given me a vow

Now I stir with life once again

Tipu.

Everything is fair in love and war.

-Princess Sonu... -We need to see...

whether love will win or lose.

Fadi!

Sonu.

I thought that you won't come to meet me.

So, tell me. What did they say?

We will not have our money, car or house.

Think about it.

The ones who think... can never love.

And those who love... never think.

Sonu, you know that our lives are in danger.

True love gives you wings.

-Sonu! -Fadi!

"True love gives you wings."

Aunt, I am ready to get married.

I wish to get married tomorrow...

to Kankatta.

Please tell him that I'm ready.

Tipu!

Tipu!

I am sorry to hurt you.

Princess Sonu, your love is true.

You don't have to apologize to anyone.

One needs courage to fall in love.

And I don't have that.

Today I accept...

that I am a big coward.

Are you calling yourself a coward?

Tipu, you are the hero of my love story, not Fadi.

Because a hero always saves the heroine.

This film has a strange ending.

The sidekick gets the heroine.

Because the heroine of your film is someone else.

Tipu, can I say something?

It's never too late for love.

You will not give

any thought to me

I will become ashes

Before you come to realize

Why did you get me married off In a distant land

Why did you get me married off In a distant land

Oh my dear father

Why did you get me married off In a distant land

Oh my dear father

Oh father I am the bird in your courtyard

Oh father I am the bird in your courtyard

Oh father I am the bird in your courtyard

Come morning I'll fly away

Oh my dear father

Why did you get me married off In a distant land

Oh my dear father

I made a mistake, Neeli.

Forgive me.

I was searching for myself...

but I was inside your heart.

Yes. You were inside my heart...

but now I have lost you.

I'm here. I am not gone.

I just drifted away.

Earlier, nobody would even look at me.

And suddenly, I became a hero.

You were always my hero, Tipu.

Yes, but people praised me...

for the number of women around me.

I enjoyed the limelight.

But... I forgot...

that you hold the strings to my heart.

It's too late, Tipu.

I had to use my hands...

to separate the strings.

If you want to break my heart, go ahead and break it.

But marrying Kankatta is a stupid idea.

I'm stupid, Tipu.

I was an orphan. I considered your house as mine.

I considered you as my own.

The TV dramas... the true love saga...

Our imaginary baby...

I thought it was all true, Tipu.

It's all true, Neeli.

It's all true. It's all true.

The truth has been decided, Tipu.

Oh Lord!

My Lord!

Oh Lord!

Your memory is in my heart

Your memory...

Your memory...

Your memory...

Your memory...

Your memory...

Your memory...

Welcome, Tipu. Welcome.

Have you won the challenge?

Have you become a real man?

A real man does not prove himself.

And he who proves it, is not a real man.

Tell me...

Will you fight or die?

I will fight and I will die.

But only for my true love.

Enough, Dwarka!

Now, this game is over.

12 hours to go, Tipu.

You must complete the challenge.

You know the consequences.

Dwarka, save yourself from those who are willing to risk their lives for love.

These lovers carry their heaven and hell with them.

You will beg for death.

But I will not grant you death.

Watch out!

Who sent you here?

Tipu is an old friend.

He asked me to do this and I couldn't refuse.

Although, this is a small case for me.

I want to... thank you.

If you want to thank someone, please thank Tipu.

In fact, you should congratulate him.

Congratulate him? Why?

Don't you know?

Our friend, Tipu, is getting married.

Yes.

Your fashion, your attitude

Your clothes are Befitting of an Englishman

Your fashion

Look at her.

Tingu Master, let me go.

Or I will flatten you like a pizza.

Your friend Tingu has found Neeli!

Tingu Master!

Come on.

Mother and son-in-law

Listen, do this. Come on.

Move aside, aunt!

Do I have to take pictures with you on my wedding day?

-Where is my bride? -He has lost it.

This deal is not desirable, Nor equal

Listen to me. Do this.

Mother's darling son What does he ask for?

If I had lost my way,

you should have showed me the way.

I thought that he is mine.

Would the earth and sky be mine?

I didn't stop him, nor did I shed a tear.

Why did he leave me, if he was mine?

Maybe... he hurt you unknowingly.

And forgot about you, because the world told him to.

The world thinks of me as nothing.

It doesn't hurt me, if you think the same.

If you write the number "one" next to "zero",

it's a ten on ten.

-Neeli. -Yes.

Can you tell me something?

Yes.

There is a genie, Dwarka Prasad--

Sister-in-law! Kankatta is here to see you.

Kankatta!

Oh, Lord. Where's my earring?

Where is it?

I have been looking for it for so long.

I can't find it.

Are you looking for your earring?

Or for your lover?

Oh, God!

-Naseer, you fool. -Shut up!

Kankatta!

My name is Naseer Kankatta!

Kankatta!

Well... come on, my bride. Let's go.

The priest is waiting.

Go ahead. In my family...

we have a custom where the bride must say a prayer before the ceremony.

Really?

So, what will you pray for?

A child!

Oh sister-in-law, you don't have to pray for that,

Kankatta has already taken his medicines.

-Get out! -Kankatta!

Come soon.

Kankatta!

Come. Come.

Sister Naseema...

the war that you started, will commence now.

The fate of a disgusting, philandering man

is in the hands of Ghazala.

In the hands of Ghazala...

God bless you!

Come on, let me put this on your head.

Let it be, Aunt.

I will look like an idiot, if I wear this head gear.

Why? It is customary to wear this on your wedding day.

My husband didn't wear it and he died after two years.

Aunt, what are you saying?

Why are you talking about death?

Okay, put it on. Ruin my style.

Come closer. Hold this.

God bless you.

God bless you. Superb!

My friend, Churan. Listen to me...

Why is she praying now?

I used to think that sister-in-law was wily.

But Dhenchu, she has turned out to be an angel.

Sister-in-law?

Sister-in-law, let's go. We are getting late.

What happened?

While praying for a child, sister-in-law has turned into a child herself!

Get him!

Get him!

-Sister-in-law! -Where are you going, sister-in-law?

Let's go. Come on. Come on.

Your pose and your getup

-Your status is a hit on Facebook -Brother. Brother.

-Sir, sister-in-law is wily! -Your pose and your getup

What?

-Your status is a hit... -Sir, sister-in-law is wily!

What did you say? I can't hear you!

Sir, sister-in-law is wily!

Sir, sister-in-law is wily!

Sir, sister-in-law is wily!

I think sister-in-law is wily!

Kankatta will kill us!

Where is she?

Sister-in-law!

Go.

Go. Please go.

Sister-in-law!

I found her!

Sister-in-law, come on.

Mr. Kankatta is waiting for you. Shall we go?

Let's go. Let's go.

Dear priest...

There is a small problem.

Look at how this disgusting philanderer

is sitting there as a groom!

Look Neeli, I have learned one thing in life.

A sweet melon and a handsome man,

are difficult to come by.

I have also learned one thing in life.

Lovely!

Whether a melon is sweet or not,

the knife is always in the woman's hand.

-There is no need to laugh at that! -Call the priest, where is he?

Mr. Kankatta!

Uncle, come on.

-The priest is coming. Make way. -Come on. Come on.

Hey, you are beautiful.

May you stay away from the evil eye!

What!

-This is not Tipu. -God bless you!

I say, this is a disastrous match. God bless you!

Hey, priest. Stay calm and begin the ceremony.

Yes, of course. Pass me the papers.

Give it to him.

So, Neeli...

Niloufer, daughter of Abdul Jabbar.

You are marrying...

-Naseer, the fool. -It's Kankatta.

My name is Naseer Kankatta!

So, Neeli...

No, I mean Neelu...

Niloufer...

Well...

I cannot live without you...

Damn!

Why aren't you paying attention?

Because she has...

all my attention.

Priest!

Tipu!

-Tipu -Pappi!

Tipu!

See, I told you that sister-in-law is wily.

Where is the real priest?

I want the ceremony to take place within two seconds!

Leave me.

Dear, do you accept this marriage?

No!

Leave me.

Ladies!

Please stop this!

Every woman's fight is our fight.

Every woman's fight is our fight.

Our fight!

Hey, I will not let you separate the lovers.

Naseer, the fool!

Kankatta!

It's Kankatta! My name is Kankatta.

Here's a bomb that turns a man into a woman.

Here's a bomb that teaches men a lesson.

Presenting the Feminine Convulsion bomb!

What is this?

Wait, hero! Wait!

-Hey, wait! -Where are you going?

-Where are you going, my hero? -Mr. Kankatta, he is mine.

Congratulations!

Kankatta, all Pakistanis are brothers.

Tipu!

Now, I will teach you a lesson.

You will be killed by Kankatta!

Even monkeys can use guns.

If you are a true man, then come and fight me.

Neeli, you were right.

Kankatta is a loser!

That's why he looks like a giraffe in a human's body.

-How dare you! -Enough of the nonsense!

You fool!

Stop this drama!

So, you don't believe me?

Let's see the action replay.

Pappi!

Tipu!

How has he become a man of steel?

Tipu!

Mr. Tipu, this marriage cannot happen.

I had asked for a mole on the face...

but the woman does not have it!

Come on. Smile.

Can we have just the bride and groom, please?

Neeli.

Can I tell you something?

Dwarka Prasad... from Delhi...

Seven days...

Tipu, I've said this before but I'll say it again...

Genies and ghosts don't exist.

Tipu!

Neeli!

Tipu!

Dear Neeli...

Genies and ghosts do exist.

But there is no such thing as true love.

Dear Neeli...

I am here to kill your future husband.

Are you ready?

Stop it, Dwarka!

Enough of the nonsense!

Look, Mr. Dwarka Prasad.

It was a seven-day challenge, right?

The challenge has been fulfilled.

I love Tipu with all my heart.

Mole! Mole! Mole!

Neeli!

Where is your mole?

Where is your mole, Neeli?

Mole?

I also have a mole!

Look!

Look!

My two lovely swans.

The deadline was 12 o'clock.

It is 12:25 now.

Look Dwarka, a few minutes don't matter.

One moment is enough to turn a wedding into a funeral.

I was in Delhi, enslaving another failed lover like him. Hence, I was late.

Or else, I would have entered at the right time.

Old man...

You've come from Delhi, right?

Old man, my foot!

Yes, I've come from Delhi.

Well... the people of Delhi aren't ahead of us.

Except in one thing...

-What are you saying, Dwarka? -What is it?

You have always been ahead of me.

But today, even though I was behind you... I am ahead of you.

-Do you know why? -Why?

According to the time in Delhi, you are running late.

-But... -But...

in Karachi, it's not 12 o'clock yet.

Just a few seconds, you arrogant man!

Just a few seconds!

Did you see that?

One moment can change your life.

I love you, my darling.

I love you too, my darling.

The job at the circus was better than this!

Let's go.

Do you know what's the gift?

Do you want to know?

Our honeymoon tickets!

Pappi!

Come here.

I was lonely...

when your father died.

Now, I'm lonely again.

I wonder how Dad lived for so long.

Come on.

Excuse me.

Can you tell me something?

There is a betel nut shop in Chandni Chowk.

Aren't you the owner's second son?

We had a relationship for two months.

He is the enemy of love and even she is the enemy of love.

He is from Delhi and even she is from Delhi.

They are a match made in hell!

My friend, don't fall in love...

because the women from Delhi are amazing!

You are from Delhi, right? I knew it right away.

Let's go, darling.

If only you would yearn for me...

at the rising sun and in the chill of winter...