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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:59,667 --> 00:04:02,792 Tomorrow is 14th February. 2 00:04:04,333 --> 00:04:05,875 Really? 3 00:04:06,167 --> 00:04:08,167 14th February is Labor Day, right? 4 00:04:08,625 --> 00:04:10,750 So, I'm sure your father has a holiday. 5 00:04:10,833 --> 00:04:12,167 Are you crazy? 6 00:04:12,292 --> 00:04:14,083 It is not Labor Day. 7 00:04:14,792 --> 00:04:17,875 Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. 8 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:20,167 Really? 9 00:04:20,583 --> 00:04:21,875 Is it a day for lovers? 10 00:04:21,958 --> 00:04:23,083 Yes. 11 00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:31,042 Okay. You will do anything for me, right? 12 00:04:32,833 --> 00:04:36,042 Well... I have a date on Valentine's Day. 13 00:04:36,292 --> 00:04:38,417 Will you drop me off at Cafe Yum Yum? 14 00:04:40,167 --> 00:04:41,583 You will, right? 15 00:04:42,958 --> 00:04:44,875 My sweet brother! 16 00:04:45,667 --> 00:04:48,292 -My darling brother! -No! 17 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:49,875 I am not your brother! 18 00:04:50,083 --> 00:04:53,583 Please call me, "darling." Don't call me, "brother!" 19 00:04:53,667 --> 00:04:55,625 Darling. My darling. 20 00:04:55,750 --> 00:04:57,042 Get lost! 21 00:04:57,958 --> 00:04:59,958 Please call me "darling." 22 00:05:00,042 --> 00:05:03,250 I am your "darling." "Darling." 23 00:05:12,792 --> 00:05:13,625 Mom! 24 00:05:13,708 --> 00:05:16,625 Tipu, I know you are desperate to get married! 25 00:05:16,708 --> 00:05:19,000 So that means I'm straight, Mom. 26 00:05:21,083 --> 00:05:24,458 60 years is the average age of a Pakistani man. 27 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:27,417 You've been a good boy for 29 years. 28 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:29,208 You have 31 years to go. 29 00:05:29,792 --> 00:05:32,000 Tread carefully or else... 30 00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:33,625 Or else... 31 00:05:34,833 --> 00:05:37,500 Or else, I will beat you up! 32 00:05:37,625 --> 00:05:40,083 I am brave. I am a man of steel. 33 00:05:42,750 --> 00:05:45,833 Listen to me, Mom. I am brave. 34 00:05:45,958 --> 00:05:50,083 I am a man of steel! 35 00:05:57,167 --> 00:05:59,500 Tipu! 36 00:06:01,042 --> 00:06:03,667 Tipu! 37 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:08,417 Tipu! 38 00:06:10,833 --> 00:06:13,333 Tipu! 39 00:06:17,875 --> 00:06:19,542 Tipu! 40 00:06:20,708 --> 00:06:22,875 I'm here. 41 00:07:05,958 --> 00:07:10,625 If only you would yearn for me... 42 00:07:11,167 --> 00:07:15,458 at the rising sun and in the chill of winter... 43 00:07:16,042 --> 00:07:17,333 Neeli. 44 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:20,542 You? 45 00:07:21,042 --> 00:07:22,417 -You're here? -Yes. 46 00:07:22,792 --> 00:07:24,042 Why? 47 00:07:24,667 --> 00:07:27,542 Look, Neeli. You are Naseer Kankatta's fiancée. 48 00:07:27,667 --> 00:07:28,708 You belong to him. 49 00:07:28,792 --> 00:07:31,750 I am your cousin. That's it. 50 00:07:31,833 --> 00:07:33,250 Kankatta! 51 00:07:33,875 --> 00:07:35,750 -Come! -Neeli... no... 52 00:07:35,833 --> 00:07:36,917 -Come on. -Tipu. 53 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,833 -Tipu. Tipu. -Come on! Come on! 54 00:07:39,917 --> 00:07:41,792 -Tipu. Tipu. -Neeli! No! No! 55 00:07:41,875 --> 00:07:43,375 -Save me. Save me. -Neeli! No! 56 00:07:43,458 --> 00:07:44,750 -Tipu. -No. 57 00:07:58,792 --> 00:08:02,500 If only you would yearn for me... 58 00:08:04,542 --> 00:08:06,208 at the rising sun... 59 00:08:08,875 --> 00:08:10,417 and in the chill of winter... 60 00:08:11,208 --> 00:08:17,417 Will Saba defy social norms and dare to love Zain? 61 00:08:17,708 --> 00:08:21,458 Or will she succumb to the pressures of society? 62 00:08:21,542 --> 00:08:27,375 Will Neeli confront her aunt and dare to love Tipu? 63 00:08:27,583 --> 00:08:33,042 Or will Naseer Kankatta create obstacles in her path? 64 00:08:33,375 --> 00:08:38,250 But... Tipu can't resist Neeli. 65 00:08:38,417 --> 00:08:43,708 Because he is in love with Neeli! 66 00:08:43,792 --> 00:08:45,833 In love with Neeli... 67 00:08:45,917 --> 00:08:47,250 In love with... 68 00:08:49,792 --> 00:08:52,125 I gave you shelter because you were an orphan. 69 00:08:52,250 --> 00:08:54,333 And I thought that you would take care of me. 70 00:08:58,208 --> 00:08:59,708 Hey, Neeli! 71 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,208 Neeli! 72 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:03,917 Neeli! 73 00:09:04,417 --> 00:09:07,417 Had I not been paralyzed, 74 00:09:07,542 --> 00:09:10,375 I would have fixed your disobedient nature! 75 00:09:10,833 --> 00:09:14,125 I wish I was buried with my mother. 76 00:09:14,208 --> 00:09:16,000 Unfortunately, that didn't happen. 77 00:09:16,083 --> 00:09:20,708 But I hope this happens. 78 00:09:20,792 --> 00:09:24,667 God! Aunt, what are you saying? 79 00:09:24,833 --> 00:09:25,667 I'm hurt. 80 00:09:37,042 --> 00:09:40,042 Neeli... can you pour me some tea? 81 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,667 Sure. Your cup of tea will be ready in two minutes. 82 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:46,042 A cup of tea in two minutes? 83 00:09:46,167 --> 00:09:48,958 Neeli, are you trying to fool him? 84 00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:51,292 I'll be right back. 85 00:09:51,667 --> 00:09:53,042 Neeli, don't touch me. 86 00:09:53,750 --> 00:09:54,792 Move it! 87 00:10:29,917 --> 00:10:30,750 Listen to me. 88 00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:34,875 I want my granddaughter, Princess Sonu's necklace! 89 00:10:35,292 --> 00:10:40,250 You fool! I have told Mashqur, as well. 90 00:10:40,792 --> 00:10:43,583 Damn! Why did you tell him, grandma? 91 00:10:43,667 --> 00:10:46,042 Grandma, my foot! I'm not your grandma. 92 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:52,042 Pino. 93 00:10:55,792 --> 00:10:56,667 Speak up! 94 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,292 Speak up or I'll slap you! 95 00:11:12,083 --> 00:11:14,292 You are like Spider-Man. 96 00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:17,583 No, Pino ma'am. 97 00:11:18,833 --> 00:11:20,292 I'm not Spider-Man. 98 00:11:20,875 --> 00:11:22,667 Hey! Shut up. 99 00:11:23,458 --> 00:11:26,208 Spider-Man was a simple boy. 100 00:11:26,333 --> 00:11:27,500 Peter Porter. 101 00:11:28,333 --> 00:11:32,208 He did not know that he was... Spider-Man. 102 00:11:35,542 --> 00:11:38,042 Get it? 103 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:51,083 Neeli! Where are you? 104 00:11:51,458 --> 00:11:55,000 Please help me with the household chores. 105 00:11:58,458 --> 00:12:01,125 What are you doing? 106 00:12:01,875 --> 00:12:03,208 Neeli! 107 00:12:09,333 --> 00:12:12,000 Where are you? 108 00:12:18,083 --> 00:12:19,208 Neeli! 109 00:12:19,292 --> 00:12:20,917 Are you sleeping? 110 00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:27,500 What are you up to? 111 00:12:29,042 --> 00:12:32,500 You are a lazy woman! 112 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,042 Can you hear me? 113 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:40,292 Neeli! 114 00:12:44,625 --> 00:12:48,083 A liter of milk... two kilograms of tomatoes... 115 00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:50,458 Kankatta! 116 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:52,583 Mr. Kankatta. 117 00:12:54,417 --> 00:12:55,458 How are you? 118 00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:00,875 You moron. 119 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:04,750 Why are you looking at me like that? 120 00:13:04,833 --> 00:13:06,667 You are going to be my brother-in-law, right? 121 00:13:06,750 --> 00:13:08,000 I'm running late, Mr. Kankatta. 122 00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:09,417 Okay, listen to me. 123 00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:11,000 Kankatta! 124 00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:13,458 Be a man! A man! Get it? 125 00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:15,292 Look at me. 126 00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:17,708 I had two wives. They are gone away. 127 00:13:17,792 --> 00:13:19,125 -Wow! -Wow! 128 00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:22,417 And now, I'm getting ready for my third wife. Well... 129 00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:26,167 Where is Neeli? 130 00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:28,042 -Mr. Kankatta? -Kankatta! 131 00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:30,500 Brother, listen to him. 132 00:13:30,792 --> 00:13:32,375 I have some work... 133 00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:35,458 What? Why are you looking at me like that? 134 00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:37,708 Can't you see I'm busy? 135 00:13:37,833 --> 00:13:40,042 Get out of here! Right away! 136 00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:51,625 Who is the most intelligent person ever? 137 00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:53,958 Professor Sinbad Jahazi! 138 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:57,000 -Professor-- -Mr. Professor, I want to get married. 139 00:13:57,333 --> 00:14:00,208 What! Did you even receive your degree? 140 00:14:02,583 --> 00:14:04,917 -How much does it cost? -210 rupees. 141 00:14:05,708 --> 00:14:07,500 -210 rupees! -Yes. 142 00:14:07,583 --> 00:14:09,042 Look at this fruit! 143 00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:12,083 You look like a rotten fruit. Go away! 144 00:14:12,792 --> 00:14:14,458 -I don't want to buy them! -Go away! 145 00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:18,083 My friends, you are lucky. 146 00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:23,250 You are in the presence of Professor Sinbad Jahazi. 147 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:31,083 He fulfills your wishes and changes your destiny. 148 00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:34,458 He can flip fate! 149 00:14:53,042 --> 00:14:54,375 What is your problem? 150 00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:59,458 Look at his face... Look at his eyes... 151 00:14:59,542 --> 00:15:02,708 he is heartbroken and that's not nice. 152 00:15:03,958 --> 00:15:07,750 Tell me, what's your age? 153 00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:09,875 -I'm 25 years old. -25 years old! 154 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,250 I'm 29 years old. 155 00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:15,458 Are you married? 156 00:15:21,625 --> 00:15:23,792 He is full of fantasies. 157 00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:27,500 But, he has never experienced the joy of love. 158 00:15:30,083 --> 00:15:34,583 Look at him, friends. If a machine is not used for 29 years... 159 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:39,792 it becomes useless. 160 00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,833 What do you want? 161 00:15:47,042 --> 00:15:49,875 Be careful... because... 162 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:56,083 it might just come true. 163 00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:04,333 I want to be famous... 164 00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:08,042 I want to be a player. 165 00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:09,708 He wants to be a famous player. 166 00:16:09,792 --> 00:16:10,958 I want to be a hero. 167 00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:15,583 I want to be a man of steel! 168 00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:20,708 So... 169 00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:23,583 you want to be every woman's fantasy. 170 00:16:24,208 --> 00:16:28,917 You want to transform from Tipu, the wimp to Tipu, the conqueror! 171 00:17:31,292 --> 00:17:35,250 Delhi... 1935. 172 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,792 Your stupid ideas have let you down. 173 00:20:14,042 --> 00:20:15,792 It's time to change. 174 00:20:15,875 --> 00:20:17,667 You cannot hide anything from us. 175 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:18,708 Who are you? 176 00:20:18,792 --> 00:20:20,708 I am Katrina Kaif. 177 00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:23,083 Katrina Kaif? 178 00:20:23,208 --> 00:20:24,750 You fool! 179 00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:29,042 Can't you see that I'm a good-looking genie. 180 00:20:32,708 --> 00:20:33,542 Genie? 181 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,333 Did you come out of that bottle? 182 00:20:37,083 --> 00:20:38,375 Delhi, 1935? 183 00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:43,250 Do you know anything about Delhi? 184 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,375 Grandpa went to Delhi. 185 00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,667 He bought a cat that was silly! 186 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:54,708 She had kittens in a crate. 187 00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:57,000 And God is great! 188 00:20:59,167 --> 00:21:00,917 God save me from the people of Karachi! 189 00:21:01,292 --> 00:21:02,458 Listen to me. 190 00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:06,000 There is no difference between you and Karachi, Ghalib. 191 00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:09,917 There is no difference between you and Karachi, Ghalib. 192 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,542 The only difference is that they can't fix the circumstances in Karachi, 193 00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:14,583 and you can't find a woman. 194 00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:19,458 Look at you! You're a mess! 195 00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:20,917 Look at me. 196 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,167 I was a player. 197 00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:26,875 Really? Did you play games? 198 00:21:26,958 --> 00:21:30,292 Please don't waste my time. 199 00:21:30,417 --> 00:21:33,125 You have only seven days. 200 00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:37,250 Seven days! Seven days! 201 00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:39,375 Seven days! 202 00:21:39,458 --> 00:21:40,458 That's all! 203 00:21:44,417 --> 00:21:48,958 If a woman tells you that she loves you within seven days... 204 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:53,625 you will become a man of steel. 205 00:21:54,042 --> 00:21:55,958 A heartthrob. 206 00:21:57,542 --> 00:21:58,917 Just like Fawad Khan? 207 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,833 The pride of manhood. 208 00:22:03,042 --> 00:22:04,167 Just like Salman Khan? 209 00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:06,833 But... listen to me. 210 00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:10,250 The woman must have a mole on her face. 211 00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:16,750 A mole? 212 00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:19,167 116 moonlit nights... 213 00:22:19,583 --> 00:22:21,708 are as lovely as the mole on your shoulder. 214 00:22:21,833 --> 00:22:22,875 A mole on the shoulder? 215 00:22:22,958 --> 00:22:24,375 Wasn't it about the mole on the face? 216 00:22:39,875 --> 00:22:41,583 -Mr. Dwarka? -Tell me... 217 00:22:43,583 --> 00:22:45,208 Seven days are not enough. 218 00:22:46,792 --> 00:22:48,750 The world was created in seven days. 219 00:22:48,917 --> 00:22:51,292 And you can't even woo a woman? 220 00:23:10,458 --> 00:23:13,625 If you fail, I will make you my slave. 221 00:23:13,833 --> 00:23:15,333 Slave? What do you mean? 222 00:23:15,583 --> 00:23:16,417 Look inside the bottle! 223 00:23:31,333 --> 00:23:32,167 Quick! 224 00:23:35,250 --> 00:23:37,083 Come on! Come on! 225 00:23:57,542 --> 00:23:59,958 No! 226 00:24:06,583 --> 00:24:07,792 Did that scare you, coward? 227 00:24:08,375 --> 00:24:11,417 But... you can win. 228 00:24:11,958 --> 00:24:15,292 No, sir. I can't do this. 229 00:24:16,375 --> 00:24:19,292 Well... think about it. 230 00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:20,583 Have a look at it. 231 00:24:41,875 --> 00:24:42,875 Is it a deal? 232 00:24:47,417 --> 00:24:48,417 Yes, it's a deal. 233 00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:53,292 Now, it is 12 o'clock. 234 00:24:53,708 --> 00:24:57,375 Well... you will know where you stand... 235 00:24:58,125 --> 00:25:00,292 after seven days. 236 00:25:14,167 --> 00:25:15,167 Excuse me, Mr. Genie! 237 00:25:16,833 --> 00:25:18,333 It is not even 12 o'clock yet. 238 00:25:34,708 --> 00:25:35,542 Halvah. 239 00:25:41,167 --> 00:25:43,167 Hey! Why are you sitting there? 240 00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:44,542 He is sitting there. 241 00:25:45,375 --> 00:25:46,500 What are you saying? 242 00:25:46,583 --> 00:25:48,333 Get up! Get up! Right away! 243 00:25:48,417 --> 00:25:50,875 Tipu, why are you acting like a psycho? 244 00:25:51,292 --> 00:25:54,375 He is jealous of us, dear. 245 00:25:54,458 --> 00:25:55,917 He is a stupid man. 246 00:25:56,792 --> 00:25:58,042 He is a stupid man! 247 00:25:58,292 --> 00:25:59,292 He is a stupid man! 248 00:25:59,375 --> 00:26:00,500 Oh my God, Tipu. 249 00:26:00,583 --> 00:26:03,292 You can't even differentiate between a man and a woman. 250 00:26:03,458 --> 00:26:05,792 According to Mr. Akbar Allahabadi... 251 00:26:05,917 --> 00:26:07,542 -Use "he" for a man. -Yes. 252 00:26:07,625 --> 00:26:09,667 -Use "she" for a woman. -Damn! 253 00:26:09,875 --> 00:26:13,917 But this person is neither a man nor a woman. 254 00:26:15,542 --> 00:26:17,792 Take off the dopatta! Take it off! 255 00:26:18,125 --> 00:26:20,375 Oh my God, Tipu! 256 00:27:21,667 --> 00:27:26,167 Hey... you are the most stylish man. 257 00:27:29,333 --> 00:27:33,542 When I saw you, I fell in love with you. 258 00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:41,208 -Yes, tell me. -Where are you, buddy? 259 00:27:41,917 --> 00:27:43,042 I want to meet you right away. 260 00:27:43,125 --> 00:27:45,583 I can't meet you. I have a date. 261 00:27:45,667 --> 00:27:47,375 If our friendship is important... 262 00:27:47,792 --> 00:27:49,333 then you will meet me right away! 263 00:27:49,417 --> 00:27:53,542 Listen to me, let's meet at the same place. 264 00:27:54,958 --> 00:27:56,958 Ma'am, this hairstyle matches your personality. 265 00:28:10,167 --> 00:28:12,333 You seem to be in a lot of trouble. 266 00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:15,042 Tingu Master, only you can save me. 267 00:28:16,208 --> 00:28:17,375 Look, don't be scared. 268 00:28:18,042 --> 00:28:21,167 Look at me. Even if I am short, 269 00:28:21,375 --> 00:28:25,333 when I look into a woman's eyes... 270 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:31,208 she asks me, "Should we go to Hotel Sea View or the Quaid's mausoleum?" 271 00:28:31,708 --> 00:28:32,792 Look at this. 272 00:28:35,583 --> 00:28:38,417 But I think that seven days are not enough. 273 00:28:39,583 --> 00:28:41,792 I can't do anything in seven days. 274 00:28:41,958 --> 00:28:44,417 I don't know. Listen to me. 275 00:28:44,792 --> 00:28:47,208 I'm sure you can find true love in seven days. 276 00:28:52,292 --> 00:28:54,000 I know Gulnaar very well. 277 00:28:54,083 --> 00:28:55,833 She is the first woman who received a bachelor's degree in the neighborhood. 278 00:28:55,917 --> 00:28:57,458 Can you believe it? 279 00:28:57,792 --> 00:28:59,833 Tingu Master, it doesn't matter 280 00:28:59,917 --> 00:29:01,208 if she is a bachelor or a spinster. 281 00:29:01,333 --> 00:29:03,750 She should have a mole on her face. 282 00:29:05,208 --> 00:29:07,458 It's an academic degree. You fool! 283 00:29:07,625 --> 00:29:08,458 -You... -I know. 284 00:29:20,792 --> 00:29:25,458 Will you love a broken heart or will you love until you are heartbroken? 285 00:29:25,917 --> 00:29:27,500 -Should I... -Yes. 286 00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:32,583 beat you up with my shoe or should I beat you up until I break my shoe? 287 00:29:32,667 --> 00:29:33,958 You fool! 288 00:29:39,750 --> 00:29:43,792 Next time, we'll go to the shrine. 289 00:29:43,917 --> 00:29:44,833 Why? 290 00:29:45,167 --> 00:29:47,708 Because women don't wear shoes at the shrine. 291 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,958 Do something, Tingu Master. The first day is about to end. 292 00:29:52,833 --> 00:29:55,833 Buddy, there's a treasure trove of women in here. 293 00:29:59,750 --> 00:30:01,125 Tingu Master, they are my customers. 294 00:30:01,750 --> 00:30:04,125 I respect every woman... 295 00:30:04,708 --> 00:30:06,000 who enters my store. 296 00:30:06,083 --> 00:30:09,833 No wonder women call you "brother." 297 00:30:10,042 --> 00:30:11,167 No, Tingu Master. 298 00:30:11,250 --> 00:30:13,333 I don't want to be a clown, I want to be like George Clooney. 299 00:30:15,167 --> 00:30:18,000 I got it! I got it! The beauty with a mole! 300 00:30:18,292 --> 00:30:19,292 Ghazala? 301 00:30:19,792 --> 00:30:21,667 -Ghazala? The women's rights activist? -Yes. 302 00:30:21,833 --> 00:30:24,917 She will stab me and slap me! 303 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,125 Please call her. 304 00:30:36,625 --> 00:30:39,667 No. I cannot call her now. 305 00:30:40,625 --> 00:30:42,250 Hey, buddy... 306 00:30:42,458 --> 00:30:45,083 Listen to your coach. Please call her. 307 00:30:46,542 --> 00:30:47,625 Read this message. 308 00:30:48,458 --> 00:30:49,583 How's it? 309 00:30:49,708 --> 00:30:52,042 "How are you, Ghazala ma'am? 310 00:30:52,167 --> 00:30:54,167 I will not lie..." 311 00:30:54,542 --> 00:30:59,125 I want to meet you but if you don't respond to this message, 312 00:30:59,583 --> 00:31:03,708 I will never message you again. 313 00:31:04,917 --> 00:31:05,875 Tipu. 314 00:31:06,208 --> 00:31:07,292 Tipu. 315 00:31:09,417 --> 00:31:13,833 You need to woo a woman. Please hurry up. 316 00:31:13,917 --> 00:31:16,792 "Whatever will be, will be." 317 00:31:17,833 --> 00:31:19,708 The American Research Bureau proves that... 318 00:31:19,792 --> 00:31:22,500 the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. 319 00:31:22,667 --> 00:31:25,583 It is said that after eating an unappetizing meal, 320 00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:30,875 there is a drop in the hormone that makes them love. 321 00:31:39,250 --> 00:31:43,000 Because of this, there is a risk of depression. 322 00:31:43,625 --> 00:31:47,667 And they look like a hero of a flop film. 323 00:31:56,875 --> 00:31:59,708 Hero of a flop film. 324 00:32:04,458 --> 00:32:06,250 But, there's nothing to worry about. 325 00:32:06,708 --> 00:32:12,000 You can increase this hormone with steaming hot phulke. 326 00:32:14,167 --> 00:32:16,042 Steaming hot phulke! 327 00:32:34,125 --> 00:32:39,250 Meet the mesmerizing... dancing queen Mona Lisa! 328 00:32:39,333 --> 00:32:41,833 Tonight at 10. 329 00:32:41,917 --> 00:32:46,750 Witness Mona Lisa's mind-blowing performance. 330 00:32:50,667 --> 00:32:54,292 Come to me, I am a mystery. 331 00:32:58,667 --> 00:33:02,958 I wish to be everyone's desire. 332 00:33:06,208 --> 00:33:10,042 I am a leaping flame. 333 00:33:13,042 --> 00:33:17,625 I am a lethal sword. 334 00:33:29,083 --> 00:33:33,417 I don't ask for pearls Or expensive necklaces 335 00:33:37,833 --> 00:33:42,000 I ask for love That is wild and reckless 336 00:33:42,125 --> 00:33:46,333 I don't ask for pearls Or expensive necklaces 337 00:33:46,417 --> 00:33:50,542 I ask for love That is wild and reckless 338 00:33:50,625 --> 00:33:54,917 Listen to me so that I can share my secret with you 339 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:59,292 If you come close to me, I will shun others 340 00:33:59,417 --> 00:34:04,333 Why do you fear embracing me? Come to me 341 00:34:05,542 --> 00:34:09,792 My heartless beloved My heartless beloved 342 00:34:09,917 --> 00:34:14,292 If you get my call Come to me 343 00:34:14,375 --> 00:34:18,583 My heartless beloved My heartless beloved 344 00:34:18,667 --> 00:34:22,917 If you get my call Come to me 345 00:34:51,708 --> 00:34:56,125 Pointless refusals Betrayal in love 346 00:35:00,375 --> 00:35:02,375 I will give you immense love 347 00:35:02,667 --> 00:35:06,583 I will open my heart to you With all the secrets 348 00:35:07,042 --> 00:35:11,333 When our eyes meet, my love 349 00:35:11,417 --> 00:35:15,625 Why do you shy away from me? Why do you torture me? 350 00:35:15,708 --> 00:35:19,917 If I have you, that is enough for me Otherwise, my life is useless 351 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:25,583 Why do you fear embracing me? Come to me 352 00:35:26,250 --> 00:35:30,583 My heartless beloved My heartless beloved 353 00:35:30,667 --> 00:35:34,792 If you get my call Come to me 354 00:35:35,042 --> 00:35:39,250 My heartless beloved My heartless beloved 355 00:35:39,333 --> 00:35:45,458 If you get my call Come to me 356 00:35:53,875 --> 00:35:55,417 -Come here! -Come. 357 00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:56,958 Come here. 358 00:35:58,167 --> 00:35:59,208 Listen to me. 359 00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:01,917 I will teach you a lesson. 360 00:36:05,833 --> 00:36:08,375 Stop her! Stop her! 361 00:36:20,708 --> 00:36:25,792 You morons! I want Mona Lisa. 362 00:36:28,333 --> 00:36:30,292 Whom are you looking for? 363 00:36:30,375 --> 00:36:32,292 I'm looking for a woman. 364 00:36:32,375 --> 00:36:35,833 She is in the parking lot with a boy, sir. 365 00:36:36,167 --> 00:36:38,583 How do you know? 366 00:36:39,875 --> 00:36:42,708 Tell me... how do you know? 367 00:36:46,792 --> 00:36:49,292 -You? -What is it? Let's go! 368 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,375 Tell me something, my friend. 369 00:37:02,708 --> 00:37:06,417 Is there any ghost or genie in this hotel? 370 00:37:07,375 --> 00:37:09,167 I don't know, sir? 371 00:37:09,667 --> 00:37:12,333 I have been dead for 30 years. 372 00:37:17,833 --> 00:37:20,000 Follow them! 373 00:37:27,875 --> 00:37:30,833 Catch him. 374 00:37:31,458 --> 00:37:33,833 I will shoot this boy. 375 00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:54,458 Stop. 376 00:37:54,792 --> 00:37:55,625 Shut up. 377 00:37:57,792 --> 00:37:59,042 I say... 378 00:38:03,083 --> 00:38:03,958 Listen... 379 00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:06,792 Please let her go. 380 00:38:07,542 --> 00:38:10,208 If you hit a woman, you are a coward. 381 00:38:11,292 --> 00:38:16,917 Hey, you coward. Save your masculinity for someone else. 382 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:20,500 She is different. 383 00:38:20,708 --> 00:38:24,125 She is neither Mona nor Lisa. 384 00:38:24,208 --> 00:38:29,083 She cannot be your girlfriend because she is not a girl. 385 00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:38,375 She is useless. 386 00:38:38,458 --> 00:38:40,500 Come on. Get lost! 387 00:39:04,667 --> 00:39:05,500 Listen! 388 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,167 Whether she is Mona or Lisa... 389 00:39:10,583 --> 00:39:14,000 Munna or Raza... it doesn't matter. 390 00:39:14,208 --> 00:39:15,792 I will not leave without her. 391 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,625 You idiot, I will not spare you! 392 00:39:22,583 --> 00:39:23,917 Mona Lisa! 393 00:39:25,208 --> 00:39:26,417 Sir! Sir! Sir! 394 00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:27,875 Sir, get up. 395 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:28,958 Sir, get up. 396 00:39:40,542 --> 00:39:43,792 Are you not a girl? 397 00:39:44,583 --> 00:39:47,000 I am a girl... 398 00:39:48,458 --> 00:39:50,500 or perhaps, I am not a girl. 399 00:39:51,917 --> 00:39:52,750 Hey... 400 00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:56,250 But I liked the way you saved me from those dogs today. 401 00:39:57,167 --> 00:40:00,667 According to Mona Lisa, you're the man. 402 00:40:07,375 --> 00:40:10,042 What a flop show! 403 00:40:10,708 --> 00:40:14,667 Oh! You should have asked this genie for a palace! 404 00:40:15,083 --> 00:40:19,500 You haven't got what it takes to find love. 405 00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:20,583 Get lost! 406 00:40:20,917 --> 00:40:24,167 How can you give me a palace when you live in a bottle? 407 00:40:25,208 --> 00:40:26,667 Whom are you talking to, hero? 408 00:40:28,833 --> 00:40:30,083 Did you hear that? 409 00:40:31,292 --> 00:40:32,625 She called me a hero. 410 00:40:33,375 --> 00:40:34,625 I'm a hero. A hero! 411 00:40:37,292 --> 00:40:38,875 You are my hero. 412 00:40:50,667 --> 00:40:52,083 Why were you late today? 413 00:40:52,625 --> 00:40:53,625 Where did you go? 414 00:40:54,792 --> 00:40:56,625 I went to watch a dancing girl. 415 00:40:58,333 --> 00:40:59,375 Lies! 416 00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:04,083 I'm crazy in love 417 00:41:04,250 --> 00:41:07,000 You fool! Where are your glasses? 418 00:41:07,292 --> 00:41:08,667 Don't act like a hero. 419 00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:11,625 Here you go. Steaming hot phulke! Eat it while it's hot. 420 00:41:12,125 --> 00:41:14,667 Eating hot and fresh phulke is a delight. 421 00:41:15,792 --> 00:41:18,167 "Eating hot and fresh phulke is a delight." 422 00:41:18,375 --> 00:41:21,250 I don't know what's the matter with her. 423 00:41:26,292 --> 00:41:29,167 Mother, Neeli is innocent. 424 00:41:29,833 --> 00:41:31,250 She does the household chores. 425 00:41:31,833 --> 00:41:33,667 She takes care of everything. 426 00:41:33,917 --> 00:41:35,458 Listen to me, Pappi! 427 00:41:36,292 --> 00:41:37,875 I think she has taken care of you, as well. 428 00:41:40,125 --> 00:41:41,458 Hey, madam! 429 00:41:44,333 --> 00:41:46,583 Listen to me carefully. 430 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,792 If I find both of you... 431 00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:53,625 romancing like Nadeem and Shabnam, 432 00:41:53,875 --> 00:42:00,167 I will call Kankatta. Enough of the nonsense! 433 00:42:02,250 --> 00:42:03,917 Damn! 434 00:42:04,583 --> 00:42:07,500 Why don't you give her a hug? 435 00:42:07,667 --> 00:42:09,000 Pat her back. 436 00:42:09,083 --> 00:42:11,250 This sorceress has reduced you to a worthless pawn. 437 00:42:11,667 --> 00:42:13,792 Sit! Eat your food! 438 00:42:39,042 --> 00:42:42,667 Mithu, you don't know what happened today. 439 00:42:42,792 --> 00:42:47,167 If you hadn't been caged like me, 440 00:42:47,750 --> 00:42:51,333 all the female parrots would have devoured you. 441 00:42:55,917 --> 00:42:57,875 Aunt would have devoured you before them! 442 00:42:58,042 --> 00:42:58,875 So, tell me. 443 00:43:01,583 --> 00:43:03,375 Do you like my shirt? 444 00:43:04,583 --> 00:43:05,458 Yes, it's very nice. 445 00:43:05,792 --> 00:43:06,708 Do you know why it's nice? 446 00:43:08,375 --> 00:43:09,292 Because, it's blue. 447 00:43:17,625 --> 00:43:21,000 When he asked me the reason for my sorrow... 448 00:43:21,333 --> 00:43:24,333 I rubbed my eyes. 449 00:43:24,875 --> 00:43:27,042 I told him, "There is no sorrow... 450 00:43:29,958 --> 00:43:33,792 but my heart is filled with joy because you asked." 451 00:43:47,042 --> 00:43:48,042 Neeli... 452 00:43:49,583 --> 00:43:51,042 You are Kankatta's fiancée now. 453 00:43:51,667 --> 00:43:54,708 We need to be careful. 454 00:43:55,250 --> 00:43:57,083 Mom is mad at us. 455 00:43:57,458 --> 00:43:59,208 But I am still the same. 456 00:43:59,292 --> 00:44:01,917 And you are also the same, Tipu. You are my childhood friend. 457 00:44:09,208 --> 00:44:10,208 "Ghazala." 458 00:44:10,583 --> 00:44:11,917 "I received your message." 459 00:44:12,792 --> 00:44:14,667 "I will call you at one o'clock tomorrow." 460 00:44:18,875 --> 00:44:20,875 Neeli, please get me some dessert. 461 00:44:27,292 --> 00:44:31,333 I received your message. I will call you at one o'clock tomorrow. 462 00:44:31,875 --> 00:44:33,417 Ghazala. 463 00:44:53,792 --> 00:44:55,708 Six days to go, Tipu. 464 00:44:56,167 --> 00:44:58,917 Will you be a king or a slave? 465 00:45:10,292 --> 00:45:11,750 Six days! 466 00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:14,042 Six days! 467 00:45:14,625 --> 00:45:16,167 Six days! 468 00:45:16,750 --> 00:45:18,250 Six days! 469 00:45:33,125 --> 00:45:34,167 Look at this, Tingu Master. 470 00:45:35,333 --> 00:45:37,750 She sent me a friend request. She also has a mole on her face. 471 00:45:37,833 --> 00:45:38,708 Her name is Dawn. 472 00:45:38,792 --> 00:45:40,708 I'd prefer a dark night to this Dawn. 473 00:45:42,875 --> 00:45:43,958 Dawn... 474 00:45:45,667 --> 00:45:47,750 Don't laugh. 475 00:45:49,250 --> 00:45:50,333 You rascal! 476 00:45:50,417 --> 00:45:51,625 Don't use cusswords. 477 00:45:51,792 --> 00:45:53,625 -I will! -Don't use cusswords! 478 00:45:53,750 --> 00:45:55,208 -I will! -Don't use cusswords! 479 00:45:55,292 --> 00:45:56,917 I will! Shut up! 480 00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,417 -Don't use cusswords! -I will! 481 00:45:58,500 --> 00:46:01,208 It looks like your idea is a big hit. 482 00:46:01,292 --> 00:46:02,667 Call her! Call her! 483 00:46:22,167 --> 00:46:24,500 Ghazala ma'am... Did you call me? 484 00:46:25,250 --> 00:46:26,083 I was... 485 00:46:26,167 --> 00:46:28,042 I don't get happy... 486 00:46:28,125 --> 00:46:31,000 when a man messages me. 487 00:46:31,208 --> 00:46:34,000 Well... my blood boils when a man messages me. 488 00:46:34,375 --> 00:46:38,750 Men offer worthless love. 489 00:46:41,417 --> 00:46:42,417 No, Ghazala ma'am. 490 00:46:43,250 --> 00:46:44,917 I am not like those men. 491 00:46:46,208 --> 00:46:49,458 I am decent and hardworking. 492 00:46:49,917 --> 00:46:52,792 Yes, I think you are different. 493 00:46:53,417 --> 00:46:55,500 Your message was honest and innocent. 494 00:46:56,125 --> 00:46:58,833 No one has ever sent me such a message. 495 00:46:58,917 --> 00:47:01,708 Ghazala ma'am, please meet me. 496 00:47:02,458 --> 00:47:04,500 You won't be disappointed. 497 00:47:04,583 --> 00:47:05,625 You want to meet me? 498 00:47:06,417 --> 00:47:07,792 Come and find me. 499 00:47:12,208 --> 00:47:15,875 Oh, wow! This is amazing, pal. 500 00:47:16,750 --> 00:47:20,208 This is because of Tingu Master's training. 501 00:47:20,292 --> 00:47:22,583 I transformed you from a pawn to a player! 502 00:47:22,667 --> 00:47:25,167 How are we going to find Ghazala? 503 00:47:25,250 --> 00:47:26,542 Don't worry. 504 00:47:27,083 --> 00:47:29,750 -I know how to find her. -How do you know everything? 505 00:47:30,292 --> 00:47:33,542 Are you the doctor in the neighborhood? 506 00:47:50,375 --> 00:47:55,417 Ladies, welcome to the... Women Empowerment Training. 507 00:48:04,708 --> 00:48:06,500 We must enter from here. 508 00:48:06,667 --> 00:48:08,375 -Yes. -Are you ready, hero? 509 00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:15,167 Tingu Master, I'm scared of heights. 510 00:48:19,125 --> 00:48:22,833 Ladies... What's a man, after all? 511 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,958 A man is... 512 00:48:25,250 --> 00:48:27,167 -useless! -Useless! 513 00:48:27,250 --> 00:48:29,125 -Useless! -Useless! 514 00:48:29,208 --> 00:48:31,083 -Useless! -Useless! 515 00:48:31,167 --> 00:48:32,667 Useless! 516 00:48:37,917 --> 00:48:39,375 Oh God! 517 00:48:42,375 --> 00:48:44,083 Come on. Climb! 518 00:48:50,625 --> 00:48:52,417 Hold my leg! 519 00:48:53,667 --> 00:48:56,083 After the Tickle bomb and the Spit bomb, 520 00:48:56,792 --> 00:49:00,833 this is a new bomb. 521 00:49:01,208 --> 00:49:03,500 Feminine Convulsion bomb! 522 00:49:13,125 --> 00:49:15,917 I want to tell you something about this bomb. 523 00:49:16,042 --> 00:49:19,667 The man who inhales the pink smoke... 524 00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:25,917 will turn into a woman for five minutes. 525 00:49:31,417 --> 00:49:32,875 But... 526 00:49:33,333 --> 00:49:35,875 it does not work on women. 527 00:49:36,417 --> 00:49:38,083 Is this true, Ghazala ma'am? 528 00:49:38,542 --> 00:49:40,917 Let's test this on a volunteer to avoid any problem. 529 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,750 Let's leave! Come on! 530 00:49:42,833 --> 00:49:44,042 Hey! 531 00:49:45,750 --> 00:49:47,583 I hate cowards. 532 00:49:47,667 --> 00:49:49,375 Come here! 533 00:49:51,042 --> 00:49:52,458 What are we going to do now? 534 00:49:53,500 --> 00:49:55,625 Who will save us from this bomb? 535 00:49:55,708 --> 00:49:57,625 I don't want to die. 536 00:50:02,667 --> 00:50:04,958 -Go. -Why are you pushing me? 537 00:50:20,958 --> 00:50:22,917 Don't be afraid. 538 00:50:23,333 --> 00:50:24,167 Sister... 539 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:57,333 Hey, sister! You are wearing a lovely outfit. 540 00:50:57,417 --> 00:50:59,708 I'm sure it's from Bulbul Ahmed's store. 541 00:50:59,875 --> 00:51:02,042 Her voice... her voice is... 542 00:51:02,875 --> 00:51:05,917 -What happened to her voice? -You treacherous man! You spy! 543 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,708 Who are you? Ladies... 544 00:51:07,792 --> 00:51:10,750 Run, Tingu Master. Run! 545 00:51:16,958 --> 00:51:17,875 Leave me. 546 00:51:29,708 --> 00:51:31,500 Look, I found you. 547 00:51:32,125 --> 00:51:34,833 I am so happy. 548 00:51:35,417 --> 00:51:37,375 Tipu, are you crazy? 549 00:51:37,708 --> 00:51:39,375 Do you know what will happen if you get caught? 550 00:51:40,083 --> 00:51:42,292 There is no turning back in love. 551 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:43,833 Ghazala. 552 00:51:45,042 --> 00:51:46,875 Love can destroy you. 553 00:51:47,667 --> 00:51:51,875 But people still fall in love. 554 00:51:55,125 --> 00:51:56,167 Go away! 555 00:51:57,708 --> 00:51:59,583 I don't want to see you in trouble. 556 00:52:02,042 --> 00:52:03,125 Go! 557 00:52:04,125 --> 00:52:05,750 Please meet me again. 558 00:52:07,375 --> 00:52:09,500 Promises, vows, love, loyalty... 559 00:52:10,917 --> 00:52:12,250 they are just empty words. 560 00:52:13,917 --> 00:52:14,917 How can you trust them? 561 00:52:57,542 --> 00:52:59,500 Five days Togo, Tipu. 562 00:53:00,125 --> 00:53:02,125 Five days! 563 00:53:02,917 --> 00:53:04,375 Five days! 564 00:53:05,083 --> 00:53:06,625 Five days! 565 00:53:27,417 --> 00:53:29,625 Neeli, I don't know what's wrong with me. 566 00:53:29,875 --> 00:53:31,958 I am whistling uncontrollably. 567 00:53:32,292 --> 00:53:33,708 Just like the birds in the air. 568 00:53:35,917 --> 00:53:39,500 Yesterday, for the first time someone told me that... 569 00:53:39,792 --> 00:53:42,875 "I can't bear to see you in pain." 570 00:53:47,708 --> 00:53:48,708 Really? 571 00:53:49,500 --> 00:53:50,583 Who said it? 572 00:53:55,208 --> 00:53:57,458 Don't try to fool me. Tell me or forget it! 573 00:53:57,792 --> 00:53:59,458 Come on, get on with your work! 574 00:53:59,750 --> 00:54:02,083 Mr. Kankatta will be mad at you, if you are lazy. 575 00:54:03,750 --> 00:54:05,375 Why do you keep mentioning his name? 576 00:54:05,458 --> 00:54:07,542 I can never live with him. 577 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,750 I can only live with someone... 578 00:54:09,833 --> 00:54:11,333 who loves me. 579 00:54:12,083 --> 00:54:13,208 That's true love. 580 00:54:13,667 --> 00:54:17,667 Did you know? True love gives you wings. 581 00:54:20,708 --> 00:54:23,125 But fear has burned all my wings. 582 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,000 Neeli. 583 00:54:30,792 --> 00:54:33,375 What do women look for in a man? 584 00:54:33,458 --> 00:54:35,917 They look for something that you already have. 585 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:39,125 Loyalty, compassion and honesty. 586 00:54:39,208 --> 00:54:41,917 Tell me about the women of today? 587 00:54:42,167 --> 00:54:46,292 You can't think like the women of the 1960's. 588 00:54:47,833 --> 00:54:51,042 Well, then it's the hairstyle, dress sense and the attitude. 589 00:54:51,917 --> 00:54:52,958 Yes. 590 00:54:53,292 --> 00:54:54,333 I need to buck up. 591 00:54:57,375 --> 00:54:59,792 Okay. Tell me her name. 592 00:55:01,542 --> 00:55:03,208 Ghazala. 593 00:55:03,625 --> 00:55:04,708 Anything else? 594 00:55:07,083 --> 00:55:08,208 All right. 595 00:55:08,458 --> 00:55:12,458 If I give you a fabulous makeover, will you treat me to a burger? 596 00:55:12,542 --> 00:55:15,333 I will even take you to the beach. 597 00:55:15,917 --> 00:55:16,875 Are you sure? 598 00:55:20,125 --> 00:55:21,000 Sure. 599 00:55:24,083 --> 00:55:25,250 I'm sure. 600 00:55:39,417 --> 00:55:40,750 Ghazala... 601 00:55:45,542 --> 00:55:48,958 I will test my patience, 602 00:55:49,542 --> 00:55:53,500 when I will meet his bride. 603 00:57:33,708 --> 00:57:35,000 Okay, let's go. 604 00:57:36,542 --> 00:57:37,583 You... 605 00:57:38,458 --> 00:57:39,833 What happened? Let's go. 606 00:58:09,708 --> 00:58:11,167 Four days to go. 607 00:58:11,417 --> 00:58:12,958 Four days! 608 00:58:13,167 --> 00:58:14,250 Four days! 609 00:58:14,667 --> 00:58:15,875 Four days! 610 00:58:16,375 --> 00:58:17,750 Four days! 611 00:58:18,208 --> 00:58:19,708 Four days! 612 00:58:19,833 --> 00:58:22,750 Four days! Four days! 613 00:58:51,667 --> 00:58:54,792 Sir, please try the PTCL Wi-Fi. 614 00:58:54,875 --> 00:58:57,125 Thanks. We are busy. 615 00:58:57,625 --> 00:58:58,583 Go away. 616 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,000 Tipu. 617 00:59:01,625 --> 00:59:04,667 I'm not an ordinary woman. 618 00:59:05,292 --> 00:59:08,083 I have a tangled past. 619 00:59:10,583 --> 00:59:12,042 Tell me something, Ghazala. 620 00:59:12,125 --> 00:59:14,833 Why is it important for us to know about somebody's past? 621 00:59:15,042 --> 00:59:18,250 Well, Tingu Master is my closest friend. 622 00:59:18,458 --> 00:59:19,958 When I met him, 623 00:59:20,042 --> 00:59:22,333 everyone told me that he is a thief. 624 00:59:22,542 --> 00:59:24,458 I don't care. 625 00:59:25,083 --> 00:59:27,375 Well, I am not a thief. 626 00:59:27,458 --> 00:59:30,750 But, I have certainly stolen someone's heart. 627 00:59:35,333 --> 00:59:37,125 Well... men look cuter than women... 628 00:59:37,417 --> 00:59:40,958 when they blush. 629 00:59:49,250 --> 00:59:52,083 You've ruined my clothes! 630 01:00:03,292 --> 01:00:04,375 Sir... 631 01:00:04,667 --> 01:00:07,208 Sir, I think someone has given us the wrong information. 632 01:00:07,708 --> 01:00:09,083 There is nothing here. 633 01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,000 My children... 634 01:00:12,708 --> 01:00:16,042 you can get some important information from me. 635 01:00:16,125 --> 01:00:20,375 My good man, we have never taken anyone's blessings. 636 01:00:20,458 --> 01:00:22,667 So why would we even talk to you? 637 01:00:25,042 --> 01:00:26,708 There is a bomb. 638 01:00:27,458 --> 01:00:30,333 There is a bomb in Hotel Sea View. 639 01:00:30,583 --> 01:00:33,375 A woman with a green dress has the bomb. 640 01:00:33,458 --> 01:00:36,750 What are you doing here, you old man? 641 01:00:37,250 --> 01:00:39,417 I was feeling hot in my grave. 642 01:00:40,292 --> 01:00:43,083 I came out to get some fresh air. 643 01:01:14,417 --> 01:01:15,542 Excuse me. 644 01:01:16,375 --> 01:01:18,375 We need to check your bag, madam. 645 01:01:18,583 --> 01:01:19,542 What? 646 01:01:19,792 --> 01:01:20,875 Sir... 647 01:01:21,667 --> 01:01:23,042 What is this? 648 01:01:23,417 --> 01:01:24,625 This is not mine. 649 01:01:24,708 --> 01:01:26,708 Someone is trying to trap me. 650 01:01:26,792 --> 01:01:29,583 Listen, she is a decent lady... 651 01:01:31,042 --> 01:01:32,583 who belongs to a respectable family. 652 01:01:32,708 --> 01:01:33,708 Shut up. 653 01:01:33,792 --> 01:01:36,542 She's going to prison for ten years and we will imprison you, as well. 654 01:01:36,750 --> 01:01:39,000 -Come, ma'am. -Hey! 655 01:01:39,167 --> 01:01:40,417 One minute. 656 01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:52,542 This is my lawyer's number. 657 01:01:56,292 --> 01:01:58,833 Here's some breaking news from Hotel Sea View. 658 01:01:58,917 --> 01:02:01,875 Suspected terrorist, Ghazala... 659 01:02:02,167 --> 01:02:04,750 has been taken into custody for ten days. 660 01:02:04,833 --> 01:02:08,250 There is no bail for this crime. 661 01:02:08,333 --> 01:02:09,750 Darling, wait for me. 662 01:02:09,833 --> 01:02:11,458 "Darling, wait for me." 663 01:02:12,958 --> 01:02:13,875 Darling! 664 01:02:17,667 --> 01:02:19,000 Hear me, stranger. 665 01:02:20,333 --> 01:02:21,625 Hear me, stranger. 666 01:02:22,417 --> 01:02:25,000 When you inquire the state of my heart, 667 01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:29,208 I will say, "I'm fine". 668 01:02:57,500 --> 01:02:58,792 Ghazala is gone. 669 01:02:59,042 --> 01:03:01,375 But, there are plenty of fish in the sea. 670 01:03:01,958 --> 01:03:03,125 Three days. 671 01:03:03,417 --> 01:03:06,833 You can win in three days, Tipu. 672 01:03:26,292 --> 01:03:28,125 Stop it, you morons! 673 01:03:30,167 --> 01:03:31,583 This is Parveen. 674 01:03:32,542 --> 01:03:33,417 You can call me Pino. 675 01:03:33,500 --> 01:03:34,333 Pino. 676 01:03:34,417 --> 01:03:38,167 How are you, my Tom Cruise, Shahrukh Khan and Sahir Lodhi? 677 01:03:38,417 --> 01:03:40,583 Yes, Pino. I mean, Pino ma'am. 678 01:03:40,833 --> 01:03:44,000 My granddaughter Princess Sonu is arriving from Bradford. 679 01:03:44,417 --> 01:03:45,917 Where is the necklace? 680 01:03:46,125 --> 01:03:47,833 Come here! Right away! 681 01:03:47,917 --> 01:03:49,667 I'm on my way. 682 01:04:06,667 --> 01:04:09,458 Watch out, here she comes! 683 01:04:09,542 --> 01:04:16,417 The boys are going crazy, She looks so sweet 684 01:04:16,500 --> 01:04:18,792 Watch out, here she comes! 685 01:04:35,208 --> 01:04:38,583 May you live a long life, my queen, my grandma! 686 01:04:40,125 --> 01:04:42,125 Here comes my son! 687 01:04:57,583 --> 01:04:59,250 -Come. -Greetings. 688 01:05:12,083 --> 01:05:14,667 -My mom! -Greetings! 689 01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:21,167 -Greetings! -Greetings. 690 01:05:21,792 --> 01:05:24,167 That's my son. How are you? 691 01:05:26,750 --> 01:05:28,583 Come here, Sonu. 692 01:05:30,375 --> 01:05:31,750 How are you, uncle? 693 01:05:31,833 --> 01:05:34,000 Greetings, grandma! 694 01:05:36,958 --> 01:05:38,583 Hurry up. Let's go. 695 01:05:59,417 --> 01:06:00,250 What are you looking at? 696 01:06:00,333 --> 01:06:01,583 -Move aside, Moti. -Your necklace. 697 01:06:01,667 --> 01:06:03,375 My dear, give it to me. 698 01:06:04,333 --> 01:06:06,792 My darling, I bought this especially for you. 699 01:06:06,958 --> 01:06:08,625 Thank you, grandma. 700 01:06:13,292 --> 01:06:16,417 -Is that a cussword? -No, mother. 701 01:06:17,292 --> 01:06:18,375 You are cute, grandma. 702 01:06:19,083 --> 01:06:21,042 You are a fool! Your mother is a fool! 703 01:06:21,125 --> 01:06:23,500 How dare you, you ostrich-legged girl! 704 01:06:23,583 --> 01:06:27,583 Mom, she's calling you cute. You're a sweetheart. 705 01:06:28,958 --> 01:06:30,958 -Yes. I'm a sweetheart. -Thank God! 706 01:06:31,042 --> 01:06:33,083 Play the music! 707 01:06:33,292 --> 01:06:36,250 My brother has returned after 15 years. 708 01:06:38,125 --> 01:06:39,375 Come, grandma! 709 01:06:39,875 --> 01:06:40,958 Come, grandma! 710 01:06:41,583 --> 01:06:43,167 Come, grandma! 711 01:06:47,292 --> 01:06:48,500 -How are you? -I'm good. 712 01:06:48,750 --> 01:06:51,542 -Tell me. How's everything? -All good. 713 01:06:52,083 --> 01:06:53,458 How is your work? 714 01:06:53,750 --> 01:06:56,542 It's all good. 715 01:06:57,375 --> 01:06:59,208 It's all good. 716 01:07:02,500 --> 01:07:05,750 We are getting married, baby doll. 717 01:07:05,958 --> 01:07:08,667 Enough of the nonsense! 718 01:07:11,125 --> 01:07:12,750 You tricked me? 719 01:07:16,583 --> 01:07:20,042 I will not marry this ugly villager! 720 01:07:20,667 --> 01:07:21,917 What is this? 721 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,292 Do you think I will accept this? 722 01:07:24,500 --> 01:07:26,958 I will complain to the High Commission. 723 01:07:31,458 --> 01:07:32,417 Guys! 724 01:07:32,917 --> 01:07:34,292 -Lock her up. -Hey! 725 01:07:34,375 --> 01:07:36,500 -Where are you taking her? -Move. 726 01:07:36,667 --> 01:07:38,208 Take her. 727 01:07:40,917 --> 01:07:44,208 High Commission, my foot! 728 01:07:47,792 --> 01:07:49,458 How can this happen? 729 01:07:50,417 --> 01:07:55,083 My Princess Sonu is modern and stylish. 730 01:07:55,208 --> 01:07:57,667 How can she marry that villager, Sadiq Moti! 731 01:07:58,167 --> 01:07:59,458 This is impossible! 732 01:08:00,250 --> 01:08:02,417 I will not let your evil uncle... 733 01:08:03,042 --> 01:08:05,750 lay his hands on you or the house! 734 01:08:10,125 --> 01:08:11,708 If uncle wants this house... 735 01:08:14,125 --> 01:08:18,833 But why did Dad betray me? 736 01:08:19,375 --> 01:08:23,333 How can anyone do this to their daughter? 737 01:08:23,417 --> 01:08:25,333 Don't worry, my child. 738 01:08:26,083 --> 01:08:30,167 I know someone who will help you. 739 01:08:31,167 --> 01:08:33,125 Love is like a river... 740 01:08:33,208 --> 01:08:36,625 it keeps flowing even if it doesn't rain. 741 01:08:36,708 --> 01:08:39,417 Love is like a smile on a child's face. 742 01:08:39,500 --> 01:08:42,708 Love is everything, love is everywhere. 743 01:08:42,792 --> 01:08:45,583 And if you don't have love in your life, 744 01:08:45,667 --> 01:08:47,458 The heart says... 745 01:08:47,542 --> 01:08:49,125 -Neeli! -Where are the clouds? 746 01:08:49,208 --> 01:08:51,500 -Come to the kitchen. -Where is the rain? 747 01:08:51,708 --> 01:08:53,833 -Where are the tears? -Hey, you. 748 01:08:53,917 --> 01:08:54,958 -The question is that... -Where are you? 749 01:08:55,042 --> 01:08:57,708 Should a woman opt for an arranged marriage? 750 01:08:57,792 --> 01:08:59,958 Or can she make her own choice? 751 01:09:00,542 --> 01:09:02,708 Let's speak to our listener. 752 01:09:02,792 --> 01:09:04,500 What's your name? 753 01:09:04,583 --> 01:09:05,708 This is Neeli. 754 01:09:05,792 --> 01:09:07,667 Neeli, what do you think? 755 01:09:08,458 --> 01:09:11,250 Listen to yourself. Only to yourself. 756 01:09:11,792 --> 01:09:14,208 Listen to your heart. 757 01:09:14,292 --> 01:09:15,333 Neeli! 758 01:09:16,042 --> 01:09:17,917 Whom are you talking to? 759 01:09:18,958 --> 01:09:21,292 Who will wash the dishes? 760 01:09:22,917 --> 01:09:26,125 Women can't get married to any Tom, Dick and Harry. 761 01:09:27,042 --> 01:09:29,333 Only corpses can do that. 762 01:09:30,583 --> 01:09:33,250 But we aren't corpses. We are women! 763 01:09:33,500 --> 01:09:36,708 We are not corpses, we are women! Wow, Neeli! 764 01:09:36,792 --> 01:09:39,125 I'm sure you listen to your heart. 765 01:09:39,208 --> 01:09:41,083 I'm sure you listen to yourself. 766 01:09:44,458 --> 01:09:46,667 I think the call seems to be disconnected. 767 01:09:46,750 --> 01:09:49,458 -A big round of applause for Neeli! -Where are you? 768 01:09:50,250 --> 01:09:53,042 -Open the door, Neeli! -Indeed! 769 01:09:53,375 --> 01:09:54,708 -If you come out... -Listen to your heart. 770 01:09:54,792 --> 01:09:56,125 -I will break your legs! -Listen to yourself. 771 01:09:56,208 --> 01:09:57,625 Easier said... 772 01:09:57,708 --> 01:09:59,375 -Whom are you talking to? -than done. 773 01:09:59,458 --> 01:10:01,000 Tell me... 774 01:10:01,375 --> 01:10:04,958 Hey, Neeli! Are you listening to me, you dumb woman? 775 01:10:12,333 --> 01:10:13,958 Hey, Neeli! 776 01:10:20,833 --> 01:10:23,625 If you want to kill yourself, go get run over by a car! 777 01:10:23,708 --> 01:10:27,083 Please don't ruin this for me. 778 01:10:32,417 --> 01:10:34,875 Are you dead? 779 01:10:35,750 --> 01:10:38,542 Neeli, please don't ruin this for me. 780 01:10:38,625 --> 01:10:40,708 I gave you shelter... 781 01:10:40,792 --> 01:10:42,542 I took care of you. 782 01:10:42,625 --> 01:10:45,208 I don't want to go to the prison. 783 01:10:45,292 --> 01:10:46,750 Neeli! 784 01:10:51,167 --> 01:10:52,458 Neeli! 785 01:10:52,542 --> 01:10:54,458 Can you hear me? 786 01:10:54,917 --> 01:11:00,208 I hope you're alright. 787 01:11:05,083 --> 01:11:08,000 Neeli, I hope you are alive. 788 01:11:38,833 --> 01:11:39,792 Aunt! 789 01:11:40,542 --> 01:11:43,375 In love... 790 01:11:50,083 --> 01:11:51,625 Tipu, you are fortunate... 791 01:11:51,708 --> 01:11:55,458 that you have Neeli's love. 792 01:11:58,083 --> 01:12:00,708 Open your eyes. Get to know who you are 793 01:12:00,792 --> 01:12:02,417 and who belongs to you. 794 01:12:35,208 --> 01:12:36,042 Neeli. 795 01:12:37,958 --> 01:12:39,167 Why are you looking at me like that? 796 01:12:40,250 --> 01:12:41,792 Have you not seen me before? 797 01:12:45,125 --> 01:12:46,292 When I look at you, 798 01:12:49,292 --> 01:12:51,458 it feels like the universe is within my reach. 799 01:12:52,250 --> 01:12:53,958 Why did you break my heart? 800 01:12:55,500 --> 01:12:58,333 You would drown in my tears, if you counted them. 801 01:12:58,708 --> 01:13:00,167 I am drowned in your love. 802 01:13:09,042 --> 01:13:13,875 Pappi! 803 01:13:25,375 --> 01:13:31,458 While I was walking Leisurely on the path 804 01:13:31,583 --> 01:13:36,917 I looked yonder and saw a dream 805 01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:43,750 I beckoned her with my eyes 806 01:13:43,833 --> 01:13:49,792 I reached out to touch her 807 01:13:49,875 --> 01:13:56,042 When we spoke He told me 808 01:13:56,167 --> 01:14:02,250 I was always here You didn't see me 809 01:14:02,375 --> 01:14:08,417 I was standing next to you 810 01:14:08,542 --> 01:14:14,625 Right next to you 811 01:14:14,708 --> 01:14:21,000 While walking on the path 812 01:14:45,958 --> 01:14:51,875 The way you and I Have become one with each other 813 01:14:52,042 --> 01:14:57,208 The night was lit up by lamps 814 01:14:58,167 --> 01:15:03,875 Just like a drop of water That falls into an oyster 815 01:15:04,125 --> 01:15:09,417 And turns into a pearl 816 01:15:09,833 --> 01:15:15,875 Like an empty house 817 01:15:15,958 --> 01:15:21,917 When I looked up I saw you 818 01:15:22,417 --> 01:15:28,167 You've given me a vow 819 01:15:28,458 --> 01:15:34,583 Now I stir with life once again 820 01:15:34,667 --> 01:15:39,958 While walking the path 821 01:16:02,625 --> 01:16:05,667 Don't go, my love 822 01:16:05,750 --> 01:16:08,500 Don't go, my love 823 01:16:08,750 --> 01:16:13,208 I can reach up to the stars With you by my side 824 01:16:14,917 --> 01:16:20,667 Whether it's a hazy morning Or a bright and sunny day 825 01:16:21,042 --> 01:16:26,333 I want to embrace them all with you 826 01:16:26,958 --> 01:16:32,542 If you are mine I have the whole world 827 01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:38,875 What more can I say 828 01:16:39,208 --> 01:16:45,042 I am going to mend This wounded heart 829 01:16:45,333 --> 01:16:51,333 Now, I am trying to cure it 830 01:16:51,583 --> 01:16:57,375 While waking on the path leisurely 831 01:16:57,667 --> 01:17:03,042 I saw yonder a dream 832 01:17:03,125 --> 01:17:09,708 I beckoned her with my eyes 833 01:17:10,042 --> 01:17:15,958 I reached out to touch her 834 01:17:16,042 --> 01:17:22,208 When we started to talk he said 835 01:17:22,333 --> 01:17:28,333 I was always here You didn't see me 836 01:17:28,500 --> 01:17:34,542 I was standing next to you 837 01:17:34,708 --> 01:17:40,708 Right next to you 838 01:17:40,792 --> 01:17:46,125 While walking the path 839 01:19:14,875 --> 01:19:18,292 Dear Tipu, there is no mole! 840 01:19:18,542 --> 01:19:21,792 You are wasting your time. Watch out! 841 01:19:22,458 --> 01:19:26,792 Two days to go, Tipu! Two days! 842 01:19:53,083 --> 01:19:55,500 I can't believe it, Pappi! 843 01:19:55,917 --> 01:19:58,667 Did you kiss Neeli? 844 01:20:01,833 --> 01:20:05,250 Are you trying to steal my bride? 845 01:20:05,833 --> 01:20:08,625 I'll beat you up! 846 01:20:08,750 --> 01:20:11,042 Time-out! Listen to the bell! 847 01:20:11,167 --> 01:20:13,333 Get set to enter my hell! 848 01:20:13,458 --> 01:20:17,250 -But... -What? 849 01:20:17,667 --> 01:20:21,167 Why are you talking to me like that? 850 01:20:21,250 --> 01:20:24,708 Well... you have fallen in love with a poetess. 851 01:20:24,792 --> 01:20:26,625 -What? -Love. 852 01:20:26,708 --> 01:20:28,833 What? I'm in love? 853 01:20:30,125 --> 01:20:31,000 Love? 854 01:20:31,833 --> 01:20:33,625 But, who's it? 855 01:20:35,125 --> 01:20:36,833 Is this love or a race? 856 01:20:37,375 --> 01:20:39,458 Because there's no mole on my face. 857 01:21:02,667 --> 01:21:03,958 A mole on the face? 858 01:21:06,167 --> 01:21:07,000 Wake up. 859 01:21:08,292 --> 01:21:09,250 Why don't you wake up? 860 01:21:10,500 --> 01:21:11,333 Listen. 861 01:21:12,750 --> 01:21:13,917 Would you like some tea? 862 01:21:15,333 --> 01:21:16,250 Oh God! 863 01:21:17,667 --> 01:21:19,042 Why did you grab my wrist? 864 01:21:22,875 --> 01:21:24,000 You have become quite mischievous. 865 01:21:26,583 --> 01:21:28,000 Look, our baby is crying. 866 01:21:32,042 --> 01:21:33,708 Let me go and soothe him. 867 01:21:34,542 --> 01:21:37,208 Or else, we will get into trouble. 868 01:21:40,583 --> 01:21:42,667 Here, let me hold the baby. 869 01:21:48,458 --> 01:21:50,667 He is innocent like you. 870 01:21:53,167 --> 01:21:55,750 But he looks like you. 871 01:21:56,417 --> 01:21:58,375 He is handsome like you. 872 01:22:06,958 --> 01:22:08,458 You dropped the baby! 873 01:22:14,542 --> 01:22:15,875 When will you take me to the sea? 874 01:22:15,958 --> 01:22:17,292 Let's go right away. 875 01:22:17,417 --> 01:22:18,625 -Let's go. -Yes. 876 01:22:22,333 --> 01:22:28,667 Believe it or not. Love is a boon and a curse. 877 01:22:28,750 --> 01:22:31,417 You will be ruined, Tipu's mother. 878 01:22:31,500 --> 01:22:33,125 You will be ruined. 879 01:22:46,417 --> 01:22:47,750 Forgive me, Ghazala. 880 01:22:48,500 --> 01:22:49,583 I am helpless. 881 01:22:50,208 --> 01:22:54,500 The person you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time. 882 01:22:58,792 --> 01:23:00,708 Neeli! Are you out of your mind? 883 01:23:00,833 --> 01:23:02,375 You're in love with Neeli? 884 01:23:02,458 --> 01:23:04,417 Buddy, Neeli is not the one you're looking for. 885 01:23:05,375 --> 01:23:07,542 I cannot control myself, Tingu Master. 886 01:23:11,792 --> 01:23:15,083 This is complicated. 887 01:23:15,583 --> 01:23:17,417 I don't know what's going on. 888 01:23:18,500 --> 01:23:20,375 I think I'm in love with Neeli, Tingu Master. 889 01:23:20,458 --> 01:23:23,292 My heart tells me that I am right. 890 01:23:23,667 --> 01:23:25,208 Did you forget Dwarka? 891 01:23:26,250 --> 01:23:27,750 Two days to go. 892 01:23:27,833 --> 01:23:31,292 Forget her. You need to find the woman with a mole. 893 01:23:34,292 --> 01:23:36,083 Tipu, I need your help. 894 01:23:36,167 --> 01:23:37,958 -How can I... -Please, Tipu. 895 01:23:43,292 --> 01:23:45,125 Come, baby. 896 01:23:45,542 --> 01:23:49,292 I have an amazing dinner plan. 897 01:23:53,500 --> 01:23:54,458 Come, let's go. 898 01:23:57,208 --> 01:23:58,208 Come on! 899 01:24:03,125 --> 01:24:05,708 Buddy, don't waste your time. 900 01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:10,167 Help Princess Sonu. She'll take you to London. 901 01:24:10,667 --> 01:24:12,542 Think with your head, not your heart. 902 01:24:18,250 --> 01:24:20,792 That's it. Are you scared, coward? 903 01:24:20,875 --> 01:24:23,583 -Only you who can help me. -If you fail... 904 01:24:23,667 --> 01:24:26,708 -I will make you my slave. -Only you can save me, Tipu. 905 01:24:26,792 --> 01:24:28,000 Think of the mole. 906 01:24:39,042 --> 01:24:42,708 Love is not your cup of tea. 907 01:24:42,792 --> 01:24:47,042 Tipu, think about it. You can still win. 908 01:24:47,792 --> 01:24:49,708 Have you forgotten about the challenge? 909 01:25:08,542 --> 01:25:09,500 Tipu. 910 01:25:12,167 --> 01:25:13,333 You're coming, right? 911 01:25:15,167 --> 01:25:16,917 What are you saying, Princess Sonu? 912 01:25:19,042 --> 01:25:20,083 I'll be there. 913 01:25:25,542 --> 01:25:26,750 I'll book a room. 914 01:25:27,167 --> 01:25:28,208 -Alright. -Okay. 915 01:25:30,708 --> 01:25:31,708 Who's it? 916 01:25:36,042 --> 01:25:37,083 It was a client. 917 01:25:39,917 --> 01:25:41,000 Okay, do you remember... 918 01:25:41,375 --> 01:25:42,667 that it's my mother's death anniversary today? 919 01:25:42,875 --> 01:25:45,792 You promised me to take me to the shrine. 920 01:25:45,875 --> 01:25:47,000 Yes. 921 01:25:47,875 --> 01:25:50,833 Hey, Neeli! Get me some tea. 922 01:26:06,875 --> 01:26:10,958 Well... Mastani was Bajirao's second wife. 923 01:26:11,542 --> 01:26:13,833 -And Jodha... was Akbar's wife. -Yes. 924 01:26:13,917 --> 01:26:17,500 She was his third wife. And Mumtaz was Shah Jahan's eighth wife. 925 01:26:17,708 --> 01:26:18,958 History proves that... 926 01:26:19,167 --> 01:26:21,708 nobody has ever loved their first wife. 927 01:26:22,250 --> 01:26:23,750 You're right. 928 01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:26,958 Wait and watch. I will give all my love and attention to Neeli. 929 01:26:28,750 --> 01:26:30,292 Take this. 930 01:26:30,583 --> 01:26:32,125 11 lakhs rupees. 931 01:26:33,917 --> 01:26:35,125 Kankatta. 932 01:26:35,208 --> 01:26:38,708 -My dear son. Please have some sweets. -Yes. 933 01:26:38,792 --> 01:26:40,125 -Here you go. -Sure. 934 01:26:54,958 --> 01:26:55,958 I pray that you die. 935 01:26:57,458 --> 01:26:58,750 Neeli! 936 01:26:59,125 --> 01:27:01,875 He's the thug of the neighborhood. 937 01:27:02,167 --> 01:27:04,542 He controls everything. 938 01:27:04,625 --> 01:27:05,792 What do you want? 939 01:27:05,875 --> 01:27:07,500 Do you want to know? 940 01:27:08,250 --> 01:27:09,292 I want Tipu. 941 01:27:09,375 --> 01:27:10,958 Oh, Almighty! 942 01:27:11,042 --> 01:27:12,500 These are the signs of the end of the world. 943 01:27:12,583 --> 01:27:14,750 What are you saying? 944 01:27:14,833 --> 01:27:17,375 Well... Why are soul mates separated? 945 01:27:17,458 --> 01:27:20,125 You have lost your mind. 946 01:27:20,542 --> 01:27:24,583 Only if Tipu declares his love, I will let this happen. 947 01:27:24,667 --> 01:27:27,458 Okay! I'll call him right away! 948 01:27:50,417 --> 01:27:56,417 The person you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time. 949 01:28:01,917 --> 01:28:04,000 Spring has arrived. 950 01:28:04,625 --> 01:28:08,250 And the lion is sleeping peacefully. 951 01:28:09,417 --> 01:28:11,417 The lioness is sensing an opportunity. 952 01:28:11,500 --> 01:28:16,708 She is looking for a mate. She wants to begin a new life. 953 01:28:18,708 --> 01:28:21,750 We have the same issues. 954 01:28:59,417 --> 01:29:00,458 Tipu. 955 01:29:02,958 --> 01:29:05,833 Come on, Moti. Pass me a drink. 956 01:29:06,125 --> 01:29:09,750 Wow, grandma. You're super cool. 957 01:29:12,958 --> 01:29:14,250 This... 958 01:29:33,458 --> 01:29:35,333 You are very naughty, grandma. 959 01:29:35,417 --> 01:29:38,792 Wake up, you sleeping lion! Princess Sonu has escaped. 960 01:29:38,875 --> 01:29:41,625 Your fiancée has escaped, Sadiq Moti! 961 01:29:41,708 --> 01:29:43,375 She ran away! 962 01:29:43,458 --> 01:29:46,333 Shut up, you electronic loser! 963 01:29:46,542 --> 01:29:48,667 Who's that, grandma? 964 01:29:48,750 --> 01:29:51,667 -He was a government agent, dear. -The government? 965 01:29:52,500 --> 01:29:54,958 To hell with the government! 966 01:30:21,292 --> 01:30:22,208 Yes. 967 01:30:56,292 --> 01:30:57,125 Neeli! 968 01:31:19,250 --> 01:31:20,292 -Sir. -Yes? 969 01:31:20,417 --> 01:31:22,167 Sir, could we please go to Hotel... 970 01:31:28,042 --> 01:31:29,167 How do you know? 971 01:32:01,167 --> 01:32:04,208 Mornings of torment And tearing days 972 01:32:04,542 --> 01:32:10,958 Swept away by the flood of time 973 01:32:14,833 --> 01:32:21,792 Evenings of grief, nights of agony 974 01:32:21,958 --> 01:32:26,667 All is swept away 975 01:32:28,333 --> 01:32:34,625 What's lost is lost, What remains in the days... 976 01:32:35,167 --> 01:32:41,375 Is our love to share together 977 01:32:42,042 --> 01:32:48,583 You've given me a vow 978 01:32:48,667 --> 01:32:54,000 Now I stir with life once again 979 01:33:16,417 --> 01:33:17,250 Tipu. 980 01:33:18,500 --> 01:33:22,000 Everything is fair in love and war. 981 01:33:22,167 --> 01:33:24,125 -Princess Sonu... -We need to see... 982 01:33:24,750 --> 01:33:26,583 whether love will win or lose. 983 01:33:33,708 --> 01:33:34,792 Fadi! 984 01:33:36,417 --> 01:33:37,333 Sonu. 985 01:33:42,208 --> 01:33:44,083 I thought that you won't come to meet me. 986 01:33:58,292 --> 01:34:00,125 So, tell me. What did they say? 987 01:34:05,917 --> 01:34:07,542 We will not have our money, car or house. 988 01:34:12,750 --> 01:34:13,667 Think about it. 989 01:34:14,375 --> 01:34:16,750 The ones who think... can never love. 990 01:34:17,750 --> 01:34:19,583 And those who love... never think. 991 01:34:21,125 --> 01:34:22,875 Sonu, you know that our lives are in danger. 992 01:34:28,125 --> 01:34:30,458 True love gives you wings. 993 01:34:31,917 --> 01:34:33,000 -Sonu! -Fadi! 994 01:34:34,208 --> 01:34:37,167 "True love gives you wings." 995 01:34:57,500 --> 01:34:59,417 Aunt, I am ready to get married. 996 01:35:00,167 --> 01:35:01,792 I wish to get married tomorrow... 997 01:35:03,542 --> 01:35:04,583 to Kankatta. 998 01:35:08,208 --> 01:35:11,583 Please tell him that I'm ready. 999 01:35:19,625 --> 01:35:20,667 Tipu! 1000 01:35:21,625 --> 01:35:22,458 Tipu! 1001 01:35:25,417 --> 01:35:26,250 I am sorry to hurt you. 1002 01:35:26,333 --> 01:35:29,708 Princess Sonu, your love is true. 1003 01:35:30,750 --> 01:35:32,958 You don't have to apologize to anyone. 1004 01:35:34,417 --> 01:35:36,292 One needs courage to fall in love. 1005 01:35:37,917 --> 01:35:39,125 And I don't have that. 1006 01:35:40,375 --> 01:35:41,583 Today I accept... 1007 01:35:42,833 --> 01:35:44,292 that I am a big coward. 1008 01:35:50,542 --> 01:35:51,667 Are you calling yourself a coward? 1009 01:35:54,167 --> 01:35:59,375 Tipu, you are the hero of my love story, not Fadi. 1010 01:36:02,000 --> 01:36:04,375 Because a hero always saves the heroine. 1011 01:36:04,458 --> 01:36:05,625 This film has a strange ending. 1012 01:36:06,000 --> 01:36:08,250 The sidekick gets the heroine. 1013 01:36:10,875 --> 01:36:14,542 Because the heroine of your film is someone else. 1014 01:36:19,667 --> 01:36:22,208 Tipu, can I say something? 1015 01:36:24,875 --> 01:36:28,917 It's never too late for love. 1016 01:36:38,667 --> 01:36:44,375 You will not give 1017 01:36:44,458 --> 01:36:49,708 any thought to me 1018 01:36:50,583 --> 01:36:55,458 I will become ashes 1019 01:36:55,542 --> 01:37:01,875 Before you come to realize 1020 01:37:06,292 --> 01:37:12,500 Why did you get me married off In a distant land 1021 01:37:13,167 --> 01:37:18,125 Why did you get me married off In a distant land 1022 01:37:18,250 --> 01:37:23,125 Oh my dear father 1023 01:37:23,208 --> 01:37:28,292 Why did you get me married off In a distant land 1024 01:37:28,375 --> 01:37:33,292 Oh my dear father 1025 01:37:33,458 --> 01:37:40,042 Oh father I am the bird in your courtyard 1026 01:37:40,292 --> 01:37:46,917 Oh father I am the bird in your courtyard 1027 01:37:47,000 --> 01:37:53,667 Oh father I am the bird in your courtyard 1028 01:37:53,792 --> 01:37:58,708 Come morning I'll fly away 1029 01:37:58,875 --> 01:38:03,917 Oh my dear father 1030 01:38:04,000 --> 01:38:08,958 Why did you get me married off In a distant land 1031 01:38:09,042 --> 01:38:14,292 Oh my dear father 1032 01:38:36,625 --> 01:38:38,417 I made a mistake, Neeli. 1033 01:38:39,792 --> 01:38:40,708 Forgive me. 1034 01:38:42,125 --> 01:38:44,792 I was searching for myself... 1035 01:38:46,167 --> 01:38:48,083 but I was inside your heart. 1036 01:38:52,500 --> 01:38:54,917 Yes. You were inside my heart... 1037 01:38:57,167 --> 01:38:58,583 but now I have lost you. 1038 01:38:59,458 --> 01:39:03,458 I'm here. I am not gone. 1039 01:39:04,708 --> 01:39:08,333 I just drifted away. 1040 01:39:10,167 --> 01:39:13,375 Earlier, nobody would even look at me. 1041 01:39:14,292 --> 01:39:18,208 And suddenly, I became a hero. 1042 01:39:25,125 --> 01:39:27,250 You were always my hero, Tipu. 1043 01:39:28,000 --> 01:39:31,083 Yes, but people praised me... 1044 01:39:31,458 --> 01:39:33,250 for the number of women around me. 1045 01:39:33,583 --> 01:39:35,208 I enjoyed the limelight. 1046 01:39:36,708 --> 01:39:41,125 But... I forgot... 1047 01:39:43,042 --> 01:39:44,917 that you hold the strings to my heart. 1048 01:39:49,000 --> 01:39:54,417 It's too late, Tipu. 1049 01:39:56,000 --> 01:40:00,500 I had to use my hands... 1050 01:40:03,792 --> 01:40:05,917 to separate the strings. 1051 01:40:19,375 --> 01:40:23,625 If you want to break my heart, go ahead and break it. 1052 01:40:24,375 --> 01:40:27,875 But marrying Kankatta is a stupid idea. 1053 01:40:31,000 --> 01:40:32,958 I'm stupid, Tipu. 1054 01:40:36,333 --> 01:40:42,125 I was an orphan. I considered your house as mine. 1055 01:40:43,458 --> 01:40:44,833 I considered you as my own. 1056 01:40:47,333 --> 01:40:53,208 The TV dramas... the true love saga... 1057 01:40:56,000 --> 01:40:57,333 Our imaginary baby... 1058 01:40:59,583 --> 01:41:02,000 I thought it was all true, Tipu. 1059 01:41:04,208 --> 01:41:05,750 It's all true, Neeli. 1060 01:41:06,125 --> 01:41:08,625 It's all true. It's all true. 1061 01:41:10,125 --> 01:41:13,000 The truth has been decided, Tipu. 1062 01:41:38,125 --> 01:41:41,875 Oh Lord! 1063 01:41:42,583 --> 01:41:45,708 My Lord! 1064 01:41:46,167 --> 01:41:49,583 Oh Lord! 1065 01:41:52,125 --> 01:41:58,958 Your memory is in my heart 1066 01:41:59,292 --> 01:42:02,333 Your memory... 1067 01:42:02,500 --> 01:42:08,833 Your memory... 1068 01:42:09,375 --> 01:42:15,917 Your memory... 1069 01:42:16,000 --> 01:42:20,667 Your memory... 1070 01:42:21,125 --> 01:42:27,208 Your memory... 1071 01:42:27,333 --> 01:42:34,333 Your memory... 1072 01:44:06,000 --> 01:44:08,833 Welcome, Tipu. Welcome. 1073 01:44:09,792 --> 01:44:11,250 Have you won the challenge? 1074 01:44:13,417 --> 01:44:15,167 Have you become a real man? 1075 01:44:16,083 --> 01:44:19,125 A real man does not prove himself. 1076 01:44:21,417 --> 01:44:24,333 And he who proves it, is not a real man. 1077 01:44:27,167 --> 01:44:28,208 Tell me... 1078 01:44:30,000 --> 01:44:32,042 Will you fight or die? 1079 01:44:32,375 --> 01:44:34,250 I will fight and I will die. 1080 01:44:35,542 --> 01:44:37,750 But only for my true love. 1081 01:44:38,917 --> 01:44:40,042 Enough, Dwarka! 1082 01:44:40,958 --> 01:44:42,375 Now, this game is over. 1083 01:44:42,917 --> 01:44:45,792 12 hours to go, Tipu. 1084 01:44:48,167 --> 01:44:50,417 You must complete the challenge. 1085 01:44:51,250 --> 01:44:54,042 You know the consequences. 1086 01:44:54,833 --> 01:44:58,083 Dwarka, save yourself from those who are willing to risk their lives for love. 1087 01:44:59,583 --> 01:45:02,417 These lovers carry their heaven and hell with them. 1088 01:45:02,667 --> 01:45:05,208 You will beg for death. 1089 01:45:05,958 --> 01:45:08,417 But I will not grant you death. 1090 01:45:08,792 --> 01:45:09,750 Watch out! 1091 01:46:33,458 --> 01:46:36,292 Who sent you here? 1092 01:46:36,375 --> 01:46:38,417 Tipu is an old friend. 1093 01:46:38,500 --> 01:46:41,292 He asked me to do this and I couldn't refuse. 1094 01:46:41,375 --> 01:46:43,875 Although, this is a small case for me. 1095 01:46:44,750 --> 01:46:47,542 I want to... thank you. 1096 01:46:47,625 --> 01:46:49,833 If you want to thank someone, please thank Tipu. 1097 01:46:49,917 --> 01:46:51,750 In fact, you should congratulate him. 1098 01:46:51,833 --> 01:46:53,167 Congratulate him? Why? 1099 01:46:53,250 --> 01:46:54,458 Don't you know? 1100 01:46:55,458 --> 01:46:58,542 Our friend, Tipu, is getting married. 1101 01:46:59,000 --> 01:46:59,917 Yes. 1102 01:47:39,125 --> 01:47:42,417 Your fashion, your attitude 1103 01:47:42,542 --> 01:47:45,958 Your clothes are Befitting of an Englishman 1104 01:47:46,083 --> 01:47:47,667 Your fashion 1105 01:47:48,667 --> 01:47:51,583 Look at her. 1106 01:48:02,917 --> 01:48:04,625 Tingu Master, let me go. 1107 01:48:04,750 --> 01:48:06,875 Or I will flatten you like a pizza. 1108 01:48:07,292 --> 01:48:10,167 Your friend Tingu has found Neeli! 1109 01:48:10,250 --> 01:48:11,625 Tingu Master! 1110 01:48:11,792 --> 01:48:12,625 Come on. 1111 01:48:13,250 --> 01:48:14,792 Mother and son-in-law 1112 01:48:14,875 --> 01:48:17,750 Listen, do this. Come on. 1113 01:48:25,875 --> 01:48:27,167 Move aside, aunt! 1114 01:48:27,250 --> 01:48:29,792 Do I have to take pictures with you on my wedding day? 1115 01:48:32,250 --> 01:48:34,292 -Where is my bride? -He has lost it. 1116 01:48:34,917 --> 01:48:39,542 This deal is not desirable, Nor equal 1117 01:48:39,625 --> 01:48:42,667 Listen to me. Do this. 1118 01:48:44,250 --> 01:48:49,250 Mother's darling son What does he ask for? 1119 01:49:13,750 --> 01:49:15,500 If I had lost my way, 1120 01:49:16,833 --> 01:49:18,542 you should have showed me the way. 1121 01:49:22,833 --> 01:49:28,083 I thought that he is mine. 1122 01:49:29,542 --> 01:49:33,875 Would the earth and sky be mine? 1123 01:49:41,625 --> 01:49:45,958 I didn't stop him, nor did I shed a tear. 1124 01:49:49,333 --> 01:49:53,250 Why did he leave me, if he was mine? 1125 01:49:54,917 --> 01:49:57,250 Maybe... he hurt you unknowingly. 1126 01:49:59,667 --> 01:50:01,833 And forgot about you, because the world told him to. 1127 01:50:05,417 --> 01:50:07,708 The world thinks of me as nothing. 1128 01:50:09,708 --> 01:50:14,375 It doesn't hurt me, if you think the same. 1129 01:50:29,083 --> 01:50:32,583 If you write the number "one" next to "zero", 1130 01:50:34,583 --> 01:50:36,958 it's a ten on ten. 1131 01:50:48,667 --> 01:50:50,333 -Neeli. -Yes. 1132 01:50:52,542 --> 01:50:54,042 Can you tell me something? 1133 01:50:54,167 --> 01:50:55,000 Yes. 1134 01:50:56,042 --> 01:50:57,708 There is a genie, Dwarka Prasad-- 1135 01:50:57,792 --> 01:51:01,208 Sister-in-law! Kankatta is here to see you. 1136 01:51:03,167 --> 01:51:05,250 Kankatta! 1137 01:51:09,875 --> 01:51:11,417 Oh, Lord. Where's my earring? 1138 01:51:11,750 --> 01:51:12,958 Where is it? 1139 01:51:13,083 --> 01:51:14,375 I have been looking for it for so long. 1140 01:51:15,250 --> 01:51:16,292 I can't find it. 1141 01:51:16,750 --> 01:51:18,458 Are you looking for your earring? 1142 01:51:19,958 --> 01:51:20,833 Or for your lover? 1143 01:51:21,667 --> 01:51:22,625 Oh, God! 1144 01:51:22,708 --> 01:51:24,875 -Naseer, you fool. -Shut up! 1145 01:51:27,792 --> 01:51:28,833 Kankatta! 1146 01:51:29,292 --> 01:51:31,167 My name is Naseer Kankatta! 1147 01:51:44,750 --> 01:51:46,458 Kankatta! 1148 01:51:49,750 --> 01:51:55,458 Well... come on, my bride. Let's go. 1149 01:51:55,833 --> 01:51:57,292 The priest is waiting. 1150 01:51:57,375 --> 01:51:59,417 Go ahead. In my family... 1151 01:51:59,500 --> 01:52:01,458 we have a custom where the bride must say a prayer before the ceremony. 1152 01:52:01,542 --> 01:52:02,542 Really? 1153 01:52:05,792 --> 01:52:07,708 So, what will you pray for? 1154 01:52:09,375 --> 01:52:10,542 A child! 1155 01:52:10,750 --> 01:52:13,333 Oh sister-in-law, you don't have to pray for that, 1156 01:52:13,417 --> 01:52:15,792 Kankatta has already taken his medicines. 1157 01:52:16,417 --> 01:52:17,708 -Get out! -Kankatta! 1158 01:52:21,208 --> 01:52:22,333 Come soon. 1159 01:52:29,583 --> 01:52:31,375 Kankatta! 1160 01:52:33,083 --> 01:52:36,583 Come. Come. 1161 01:52:42,875 --> 01:52:43,833 Sister Naseema... 1162 01:52:44,875 --> 01:52:48,167 the war that you started, will commence now. 1163 01:52:49,125 --> 01:52:53,583 The fate of a disgusting, philandering man 1164 01:52:55,583 --> 01:52:57,042 is in the hands of Ghazala. 1165 01:52:58,167 --> 01:52:59,500 In the hands of Ghazala... 1166 01:53:01,000 --> 01:53:03,708 God bless you! 1167 01:53:03,917 --> 01:53:05,167 Come on, let me put this on your head. 1168 01:53:05,250 --> 01:53:06,417 Let it be, Aunt. 1169 01:53:07,042 --> 01:53:08,750 I will look like an idiot, if I wear this head gear. 1170 01:53:08,833 --> 01:53:11,583 Why? It is customary to wear this on your wedding day. 1171 01:53:11,750 --> 01:53:15,792 My husband didn't wear it and he died after two years. 1172 01:53:15,875 --> 01:53:16,917 Aunt, what are you saying? 1173 01:53:17,000 --> 01:53:19,292 Why are you talking about death? 1174 01:53:20,250 --> 01:53:23,417 Okay, put it on. Ruin my style. 1175 01:53:23,500 --> 01:53:26,208 Come closer. Hold this. 1176 01:53:26,292 --> 01:53:27,542 God bless you. 1177 01:53:29,083 --> 01:53:32,458 God bless you. Superb! 1178 01:53:35,292 --> 01:53:38,250 My friend, Churan. Listen to me... 1179 01:53:38,375 --> 01:53:40,708 Why is she praying now? 1180 01:53:40,833 --> 01:53:43,208 I used to think that sister-in-law was wily. 1181 01:53:43,292 --> 01:53:47,292 But Dhenchu, she has turned out to be an angel. 1182 01:54:00,125 --> 01:54:01,125 Sister-in-law? 1183 01:54:02,583 --> 01:54:04,875 Sister-in-law, let's go. We are getting late. 1184 01:54:08,375 --> 01:54:09,792 What happened? 1185 01:54:10,042 --> 01:54:13,417 While praying for a child, sister-in-law has turned into a child herself! 1186 01:54:15,042 --> 01:54:16,042 Get him! 1187 01:54:19,583 --> 01:54:20,833 Get him! 1188 01:54:27,042 --> 01:54:29,042 -Sister-in-law! -Where are you going, sister-in-law? 1189 01:54:29,750 --> 01:54:31,833 Let's go. Come on. Come on. 1190 01:54:35,792 --> 01:54:39,208 Your pose and your getup 1191 01:54:39,333 --> 01:54:42,167 -Your status is a hit on Facebook -Brother. Brother. 1192 01:54:42,250 --> 01:54:45,042 -Sir, sister-in-law is wily! -Your pose and your getup 1193 01:54:45,208 --> 01:54:46,167 What? 1194 01:54:46,417 --> 01:54:48,208 -Your status is a hit... -Sir, sister-in-law is wily! 1195 01:54:48,292 --> 01:54:49,750 What did you say? I can't hear you! 1196 01:54:50,708 --> 01:54:55,042 Sir, sister-in-law is wily! 1197 01:54:55,125 --> 01:54:56,958 Sir, sister-in-law is wily! 1198 01:54:57,042 --> 01:54:59,250 Sir, sister-in-law is wily! 1199 01:55:00,542 --> 01:55:03,500 I think sister-in-law is wily! 1200 01:55:04,583 --> 01:55:06,167 Kankatta will kill us! 1201 01:55:08,750 --> 01:55:09,625 Where is she? 1202 01:55:11,708 --> 01:55:12,583 Sister-in-law! 1203 01:55:12,750 --> 01:55:13,583 Go. 1204 01:55:13,875 --> 01:55:15,542 Go. Please go. 1205 01:55:17,625 --> 01:55:18,500 Sister-in-law! 1206 01:55:18,917 --> 01:55:20,542 I found her! 1207 01:55:20,708 --> 01:55:22,208 Sister-in-law, come on. 1208 01:55:22,292 --> 01:55:24,833 Mr. Kankatta is waiting for you. Shall we go? 1209 01:55:24,917 --> 01:55:26,708 Let's go. Let's go. 1210 01:55:49,708 --> 01:55:50,750 Dear priest... 1211 01:55:51,750 --> 01:55:54,417 There is a small problem. 1212 01:55:54,542 --> 01:55:57,167 Look at how this disgusting philanderer 1213 01:55:57,250 --> 01:55:59,708 is sitting there as a groom! 1214 01:55:59,875 --> 01:56:05,375 Look Neeli, I have learned one thing in life. 1215 01:56:05,583 --> 01:56:08,250 A sweet melon and a handsome man, 1216 01:56:08,917 --> 01:56:11,417 are difficult to come by. 1217 01:56:15,833 --> 01:56:18,083 I have also learned one thing in life. 1218 01:56:18,167 --> 01:56:19,417 Lovely! 1219 01:56:19,500 --> 01:56:22,000 Whether a melon is sweet or not, 1220 01:56:22,125 --> 01:56:25,750 the knife is always in the woman's hand. 1221 01:56:28,208 --> 01:56:31,333 -There is no need to laugh at that! -Call the priest, where is he? 1222 01:56:31,458 --> 01:56:32,458 Mr. Kankatta! 1223 01:56:32,542 --> 01:56:33,958 Uncle, come on. 1224 01:56:35,125 --> 01:56:37,625 -The priest is coming. Make way. -Come on. Come on. 1225 01:56:42,625 --> 01:56:44,958 Hey, you are beautiful. 1226 01:56:45,042 --> 01:56:47,250 May you stay away from the evil eye! 1227 01:56:47,500 --> 01:56:48,542 What! 1228 01:56:49,292 --> 01:56:53,292 -This is not Tipu. -God bless you! 1229 01:56:53,375 --> 01:56:58,000 I say, this is a disastrous match. God bless you! 1230 01:56:58,083 --> 01:57:00,583 Hey, priest. Stay calm and begin the ceremony. 1231 01:57:00,667 --> 01:57:02,667 Yes, of course. Pass me the papers. 1232 01:57:03,042 --> 01:57:04,250 Give it to him. 1233 01:57:04,833 --> 01:57:07,500 So, Neeli... 1234 01:57:10,833 --> 01:57:14,292 Niloufer, daughter of Abdul Jabbar. 1235 01:57:14,542 --> 01:57:16,042 You are marrying... 1236 01:57:16,708 --> 01:57:20,042 -Naseer, the fool. -It's Kankatta. 1237 01:57:22,458 --> 01:57:25,042 My name is Naseer Kankatta! 1238 01:57:26,083 --> 01:57:27,583 So, Neeli... 1239 01:57:30,042 --> 01:57:32,000 No, I mean Neelu... 1240 01:57:33,125 --> 01:57:34,208 Niloufer... 1241 01:57:35,000 --> 01:57:36,208 Well... 1242 01:57:37,625 --> 01:57:43,167 I cannot live without you... 1243 01:57:47,667 --> 01:57:48,917 Damn! 1244 01:57:52,375 --> 01:57:54,500 Why aren't you paying attention? 1245 01:57:54,583 --> 01:57:56,292 Because she has... 1246 01:57:59,042 --> 01:58:00,083 all my attention. 1247 01:58:02,125 --> 01:58:03,250 Priest! 1248 01:58:12,583 --> 01:58:13,583 Tipu! 1249 01:58:14,417 --> 01:58:16,500 -Tipu -Pappi! 1250 01:58:16,583 --> 01:58:17,833 Tipu! 1251 01:58:29,750 --> 01:58:32,125 See, I told you that sister-in-law is wily. 1252 01:58:33,625 --> 01:58:35,333 Where is the real priest? 1253 01:58:35,958 --> 01:58:38,125 I want the ceremony to take place within two seconds! 1254 01:58:42,125 --> 01:58:43,458 Leave me. 1255 01:58:43,542 --> 01:58:44,792 Dear, do you accept this marriage? 1256 01:58:45,167 --> 01:58:46,083 No! 1257 01:58:47,958 --> 01:58:48,792 Leave me. 1258 01:58:51,000 --> 01:58:52,000 Ladies! 1259 01:58:52,375 --> 01:58:53,833 Please stop this! 1260 01:58:54,708 --> 01:58:56,792 Every woman's fight is our fight. 1261 01:58:56,875 --> 01:58:58,958 Every woman's fight is our fight. 1262 01:58:59,042 --> 01:59:00,167 Our fight! 1263 01:59:04,167 --> 01:59:08,250 Hey, I will not let you separate the lovers. 1264 01:59:08,375 --> 01:59:09,625 Naseer, the fool! 1265 01:59:09,750 --> 01:59:12,083 Kankatta! 1266 01:59:13,000 --> 01:59:15,583 It's Kankatta! My name is Kankatta. 1267 01:59:15,708 --> 01:59:17,875 Here's a bomb that turns a man into a woman. 1268 01:59:18,250 --> 01:59:20,000 Here's a bomb that teaches men a lesson. 1269 01:59:20,083 --> 01:59:21,708 Presenting the Feminine Convulsion bomb! 1270 01:59:24,083 --> 01:59:25,292 What is this? 1271 02:00:07,000 --> 02:00:08,375 Wait, hero! Wait! 1272 02:00:08,458 --> 02:00:09,792 -Hey, wait! -Where are you going? 1273 02:00:09,875 --> 02:00:13,292 -Where are you going, my hero? -Mr. Kankatta, he is mine. 1274 02:00:19,250 --> 02:00:20,333 Congratulations! 1275 02:00:22,792 --> 02:00:27,292 Kankatta, all Pakistanis are brothers. 1276 02:00:39,542 --> 02:00:42,667 Tipu! 1277 02:00:56,167 --> 02:00:58,125 Now, I will teach you a lesson. 1278 02:00:59,083 --> 02:01:02,583 You will be killed by Kankatta! 1279 02:01:04,792 --> 02:01:06,583 Even monkeys can use guns. 1280 02:01:06,667 --> 02:01:11,417 If you are a true man, then come and fight me. 1281 02:01:15,917 --> 02:01:17,625 Neeli, you were right. 1282 02:01:17,708 --> 02:01:20,625 Kankatta is a loser! 1283 02:01:21,375 --> 02:01:25,875 That's why he looks like a giraffe in a human's body. 1284 02:01:26,167 --> 02:01:29,167 -How dare you! -Enough of the nonsense! 1285 02:01:29,417 --> 02:01:31,542 You fool! 1286 02:01:32,208 --> 02:01:34,167 Stop this drama! 1287 02:02:02,792 --> 02:02:05,333 So, you don't believe me? 1288 02:02:05,625 --> 02:02:08,083 Let's see the action replay. 1289 02:02:21,458 --> 02:02:22,792 Pappi! 1290 02:02:42,417 --> 02:02:43,708 Tipu! 1291 02:03:26,833 --> 02:03:30,375 How has he become a man of steel? 1292 02:03:32,292 --> 02:03:33,417 Tipu! 1293 02:03:35,625 --> 02:03:40,458 Mr. Tipu, this marriage cannot happen. 1294 02:03:41,167 --> 02:03:43,458 I had asked for a mole on the face... 1295 02:03:43,667 --> 02:03:46,125 but the woman does not have it! 1296 02:03:54,208 --> 02:03:56,292 Come on. Smile. 1297 02:03:56,417 --> 02:03:58,000 Can we have just the bride and groom, please? 1298 02:04:09,125 --> 02:04:09,958 Neeli. 1299 02:04:11,292 --> 02:04:12,750 Can I tell you something? 1300 02:04:18,208 --> 02:04:21,542 Dwarka Prasad... from Delhi... 1301 02:04:21,958 --> 02:04:23,875 Seven days... 1302 02:04:46,542 --> 02:04:50,542 Tipu, I've said this before but I'll say it again... 1303 02:04:50,750 --> 02:04:53,333 Genies and ghosts don't exist. 1304 02:04:58,708 --> 02:04:59,917 Tipu! 1305 02:05:00,125 --> 02:05:00,958 Neeli! 1306 02:05:01,042 --> 02:05:02,042 Tipu! 1307 02:06:28,625 --> 02:06:29,708 Dear Neeli... 1308 02:06:31,417 --> 02:06:34,208 Genies and ghosts do exist. 1309 02:06:57,000 --> 02:07:00,792 But there is no such thing as true love. 1310 02:07:17,583 --> 02:07:18,500 Dear Neeli... 1311 02:07:22,583 --> 02:07:25,875 I am here to kill your future husband. 1312 02:07:27,875 --> 02:07:30,042 Are you ready? 1313 02:07:33,042 --> 02:07:34,625 Stop it, Dwarka! 1314 02:07:35,542 --> 02:07:36,792 Enough of the nonsense! 1315 02:07:45,542 --> 02:07:46,875 Look, Mr. Dwarka Prasad. 1316 02:07:47,667 --> 02:07:49,208 It was a seven-day challenge, right? 1317 02:07:49,375 --> 02:07:50,667 The challenge has been fulfilled. 1318 02:07:53,042 --> 02:07:55,208 I love Tipu with all my heart. 1319 02:07:55,292 --> 02:07:58,083 Mole! Mole! Mole! 1320 02:08:02,708 --> 02:08:04,458 Neeli! 1321 02:08:06,167 --> 02:08:08,958 Where is your mole? 1322 02:08:15,042 --> 02:08:17,792 Where is your mole, Neeli? 1323 02:08:24,125 --> 02:08:25,125 Mole? 1324 02:08:26,792 --> 02:08:27,917 I also have a mole! 1325 02:08:28,000 --> 02:08:29,042 Look! 1326 02:08:29,500 --> 02:08:30,583 Look! 1327 02:08:49,042 --> 02:08:51,208 My two lovely swans. 1328 02:08:51,792 --> 02:08:54,167 The deadline was 12 o'clock. 1329 02:08:55,042 --> 02:08:56,708 It is 12:25 now. 1330 02:08:57,417 --> 02:09:00,542 Look Dwarka, a few minutes don't matter. 1331 02:09:01,375 --> 02:09:06,792 One moment is enough to turn a wedding into a funeral. 1332 02:09:32,583 --> 02:09:37,917 I was in Delhi, enslaving another failed lover like him. Hence, I was late. 1333 02:09:38,000 --> 02:09:41,333 Or else, I would have entered at the right time. 1334 02:09:45,292 --> 02:09:46,333 Old man... 1335 02:09:48,000 --> 02:09:50,000 You've come from Delhi, right? 1336 02:09:50,083 --> 02:09:51,833 Old man, my foot! 1337 02:09:51,958 --> 02:09:53,500 Yes, I've come from Delhi. 1338 02:09:59,958 --> 02:10:03,208 Well... the people of Delhi aren't ahead of us. 1339 02:10:07,417 --> 02:10:10,250 Except in one thing... 1340 02:10:19,083 --> 02:10:21,667 -What are you saying, Dwarka? -What is it? 1341 02:10:22,292 --> 02:10:24,000 You have always been ahead of me. 1342 02:10:24,625 --> 02:10:27,625 But today, even though I was behind you... I am ahead of you. 1343 02:10:29,792 --> 02:10:31,625 -Do you know why? -Why? 1344 02:10:32,042 --> 02:10:35,833 According to the time in Delhi, you are running late. 1345 02:10:36,250 --> 02:10:37,917 -But... -But... 1346 02:10:38,583 --> 02:10:41,000 in Karachi, it's not 12 o'clock yet. 1347 02:10:41,083 --> 02:10:44,125 Just a few seconds, you arrogant man! 1348 02:10:44,208 --> 02:10:46,167 Just a few seconds! 1349 02:11:00,542 --> 02:11:01,792 Did you see that? 1350 02:11:03,125 --> 02:11:06,708 One moment can change your life. 1351 02:11:13,583 --> 02:11:15,292 I love you, my darling. 1352 02:11:15,708 --> 02:11:18,167 I love you too, my darling. 1353 02:12:08,500 --> 02:12:11,042 The job at the circus was better than this! 1354 02:12:12,083 --> 02:12:13,083 Let's go. 1355 02:12:17,125 --> 02:12:19,250 Do you know what's the gift? 1356 02:12:19,458 --> 02:12:20,500 Do you want to know? 1357 02:12:20,750 --> 02:12:22,292 Our honeymoon tickets! 1358 02:12:26,125 --> 02:12:27,208 Pappi! 1359 02:12:32,833 --> 02:12:33,958 Come here. 1360 02:12:35,958 --> 02:12:37,708 I was lonely... 1361 02:12:37,917 --> 02:12:39,500 when your father died. 1362 02:12:39,833 --> 02:12:43,292 Now, I'm lonely again. 1363 02:12:58,833 --> 02:13:01,250 I wonder how Dad lived for so long. 1364 02:13:01,583 --> 02:13:02,458 Come on. 1365 02:13:10,958 --> 02:13:12,250 Excuse me. 1366 02:13:16,042 --> 02:13:18,125 Can you tell me something? 1367 02:13:18,292 --> 02:13:21,417 There is a betel nut shop in Chandni Chowk. 1368 02:13:21,708 --> 02:13:24,833 Aren't you the owner's second son? 1369 02:13:26,708 --> 02:13:29,542 We had a relationship for two months. 1370 02:13:29,792 --> 02:13:33,708 He is the enemy of love and even she is the enemy of love. 1371 02:13:34,625 --> 02:13:37,792 He is from Delhi and even she is from Delhi. 1372 02:13:38,667 --> 02:13:42,167 They are a match made in hell! 1373 02:13:46,125 --> 02:13:49,375 My friend, don't fall in love... 1374 02:13:50,625 --> 02:13:53,833 because the women from Delhi are amazing! 1375 02:13:55,042 --> 02:13:58,250 You are from Delhi, right? I knew it right away. 1376 02:14:10,667 --> 02:14:11,875 Let's go, darling. 1377 02:14:16,292 --> 02:14:19,583 If only you would yearn for me... 1378 02:14:20,042 --> 02:14:23,458 at the rising sun and in the chill of winter... 89798