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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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Help!
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Hello?
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My balls.
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Sweet Jesus.
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Oh...
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Ow.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Mm.
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What?
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Oh, Christ.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, God.
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How--how bad is it, Doc?
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Eh...
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Uh, sorry, what?
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Have I lost my balls?
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I'm s--
I don't understand you.
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Uh, do you speak English?
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Inglese?
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No, no, Italiano.
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No, Inglese.
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No, no.
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Inglese? No?
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Oh, no?
Oh, Christ.
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Um...
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Hey, can--can I...
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Hey, Doc, you see this?
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Uno...
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due.
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Down here.
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Due?
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Ah, si, si.
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Due.
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Due? Two? Two?
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I-I've got due balls?
Si.
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Oh, God, thank Christ.
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Thank God.
I've got two.
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- Due.- Due.
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Yeah. Due balls!
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I got due!
Oh!
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Huh?
Oh, yeah, okay, sure.
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You do--do whatever
you got to do, Doc.
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Eh...
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Due.
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Oh, Christ!
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Hey!
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Bravo!
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Hi, hi.
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Oh...
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Oh, Christ.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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I'm good. I'm good.
Thank you.
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Oh, Christ.
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This is a lot of wine.
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Cheers, thank you
for having me.
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Spaghetti's coming.
Oh, my God.
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Christ, thank you.
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Oh, thank you.
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That's wonderful.
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Salute, salute!
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Salute.
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Buongiorno.
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Buongiorno, signore.
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Buongiorno.
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Buongiorno.
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I'm fine.
Si.
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I just want to know how far
it is to the pasture.
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No, not too far.
Okay, good.
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'Cause I might collapse.
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If you wanted to,
that'd be fine.
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But I'm not pressuring you
or anything.
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Yeah, yeah,
I'm--I'm American.
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Yeah, everything about me.
Yeah.
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Uh, is that a bird?
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What? I-I don't understand
what you're saying.
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Shh!
Shh.
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Oh, ciao, Yo-Yo.
Buongiorno.
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Buongiorno, Silvio.
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Oh.
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Are you an American?
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No, no Inglese.
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No Inglese. Italiano.
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Is this the American?
Si, si, Americano.
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No.
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Mama, nonna, per favore!
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Si, si!
Americano, Americano.
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Ah, Yossarian.
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No.
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Seven-inch swing,
four-inch gap.
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Why is that so hard?
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Then we look tight!
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Then we look fierce!
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Then we stand out from all
the goddamn free-swinging arms
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that seem to be
the goddamn fashion these days!
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You goddamn spastics think
I'm gonna let you
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prance around here like
a Busby Berkeley chorus line,
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then you've got another thing
coming to you.
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All right, let's have
a look at these nuts.
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You're gonna need
to scooch and lift.
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Okay.
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Ow!
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Sorry, it's just
a little dried blood.
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Okay.
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All right, let's have
a look at these.
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Now, John, it looks like
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this piece of flak went...
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right between your thighs.
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It missed your left testicle,
missed your right testicle,
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and it split the soft tissue
of your scrotum
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right between your testicles.
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And that is what we call
spectacular luck.
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So can I go home now?
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Is it that kind
of spectacular luck?
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You came so close.
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Now, if you lose a testicle
for your country,
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of course you get to go home.
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But you?
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You only almost lost
a testicle.
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You see the difference?
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The best I can do
for an almost-lost testicle
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is just to keep you here
while it's healing.
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Of course, while it's healing,
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the number of missions you have
to flying keeps rising,
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which means the longer
you're here,
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the further away you get
from going home.
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But you already know that.
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All right, nurse,
I'll leave you to it.
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Spectacular luck, huh?
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Oh, I'm the luckiest guy
in the world.
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Who knew it was as simple
as one testicle?
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We probably could have
arranged for that months ago.
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I like the way you think.
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What time
do you ship out?
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6:00 a.m.
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Ugh, that's ghastly.
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Oh, it is.
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It's ghastly, all right.
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Well, I'd tell you I'm gonna
miss you, but I probably won't.
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You're gonna miss me a lot
more than I'm gonna miss you.
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I doubt it.
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Do you want
to put money on it?
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Sure.
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$5.
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What?
$5.
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What are you, cheap?
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100.
I'm not putting $100.
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You don't have $100.
I won't need it.
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Yes, you will.
No.
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You're silly.
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No, I'm not.
Mm-hmm.
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I like the way
your neck smells.
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Mm.
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I like the way
your hair smells.
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I like the way
your shoulders smell.
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Better start saving
your pennies.
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Buongiorno, Mister Yo-Yo.
We have a gift for you!
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Hey, fellas.
What's the rumpus?
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Is from, uh,
Mister Milo.
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Oh, is he back?
I need to talk to him.
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Eh, no, no.
Mister Milo in Togo.
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When is he back?
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Eh, Sabato.
Saturday.
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Well, can you get him
on the radio?
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I need to talk to him.
He offered me a job.
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I said no, but now I think
I need to say yes.
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Eh, no, no, he on a ship.
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He send you this.
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This for your testicolo.
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Is very big room.
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For testicolo, no?
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Yes, because no want, eh...
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Is very bad.
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For your balls.
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Over here, tootsie!
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Nice pants!
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I'm told this is
Cathcart's office now.
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Yes, sir.
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Where's Major Major gone?
He's in there, too, sir.
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They're in there together?
Yes, sir.
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Can I go in?
That depends.
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Depends on what?
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Depends on who
you're here to see.
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Cathcart?
Fine.
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I told you,
the deal's off, Yossarian.
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I know
the deal's off. Hiya, Major.
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Hi, Yossarian.
How you been?
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Pretty swell.
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Well, then what is it
that you want?
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I want to go home.
You owe me.
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I just told you
the deal is off.
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Scheisskopf saw to that.
You were there.
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But I didn't make the deal
with Scheisskopf.
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I made it with you.
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And he unmade it.
My hands are tied.
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I've had my balls blown off.
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I want you to send me home.
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I can't.
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What do you mean
you can't?
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Yes, you can!
I mean that I can't.
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And I'd like to, believe me.
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I'd like to see you gone
from here as much as you would.
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Then do it!
I can't, son.
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You mean to tell me that
you don't have the authority
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to send people home?
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Oh, I have the authority
to send people home.
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I just can't send you home.
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I am under strict instructions
not to send you home
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without his prior approval.
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He actually said that?
He did.
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But I've had
my balls blown off!
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What more does it take?
This is a medical emergency.
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Well, if it's
a medical emergency,
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I suggest you go talk
to Doc Daneeka.
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Do I look like
a ball doctor to you?
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You understand?
Yes, sir.
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That's two doses
every two hours.
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Okay.
Doc, hey, I need your help.
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You got to tell Scheisskopf
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that I've had
my balls blown off.
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But you haven't had
your balls blown off.
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Doesn't matter.
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He needs to think
that they've been blown off.
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You're asking me
to lie to a guy
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that we both know is trouble.
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No, I'm not
asking you to lie.
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I'm asking you to use
your imagination.
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You know that if I stay here,
Scheisskopf is gonna fuck me.
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I've lost all my friends.
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I've flown more missions
than anybody on this base,
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and every time I get close
to reaching the quota,
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they raise it on me
to fuck me.
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I can't do this anymore.
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I get that you couldn't
ground me for insanity.
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I get that you couldn't
ground me for liver problems
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that never existed,
but now I finally have
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a legitimate,
actual medical complaint.
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And you promised to help me
when it counted.
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I'm not asking you to lie.
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I'm asking you to be a doctor.
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Sir,
Captain Yossarian suffered
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a catastrophic
testicular infarction.
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A what?
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A catastrophic
testicular infarction.
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What the hell is that?
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Well, sir, it's a soft tissue
trauma to the scrotal sack.
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And?
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And I believe Captain Yossarian
should be sent home.
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It's that bad?
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He may never have children.
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You're saying he's had
his balls blown off.
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Approximately, sir.
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Hmm.
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I don't know, Doc.
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If I'd had my balls blown off,
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I can't imagine I'd be
standing there just like that.
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And at attention, no less.
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Well, he's heavily medicated
right now, sir.
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I want to see.
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E-excuse me, sir?
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I want to see.
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I want
to understand this...
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"infarction."
266
00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:54,114
Drop your pants, soldier.
267
00:16:54,116 --> 00:16:55,796
I-I'm not sure that's
such a good idea, sir.
268
00:16:55,798 --> 00:16:57,317
He--he's very tender
down there.
269
00:16:57,319 --> 00:16:58,519
I want to see.
270
00:16:58,521 --> 00:17:00,723
Drop your pants, soldier.
271
00:17:12,216 --> 00:17:14,458
Take the bandage off.
272
00:17:44,211 --> 00:17:47,254
I'm counting two testicles
down here, Doc.
273
00:17:49,176 --> 00:17:51,617
I want these stitches out,
God damn it.
274
00:17:51,619 --> 00:17:54,099
I want this nut sack
back in the air flying missions
275
00:17:54,101 --> 00:17:56,782
and serving his country like
everybody else, God damn it.
276
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:59,788
Hike up your pants, soldier!
277
00:18:12,001 --> 00:18:13,520
Who are you?
278
00:18:13,522 --> 00:18:15,643
I'm Nurse Cramer.
279
00:18:15,645 --> 00:18:18,206
Oh.
280
00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:20,808
Is Sue Anne
not working today?
281
00:18:20,810 --> 00:18:23,734
Nurse Duckett's gone.
282
00:18:25,135 --> 00:18:26,535
Where?
283
00:18:26,537 --> 00:18:28,739
Gone home.
284
00:18:30,261 --> 00:18:31,941
To the nurses' quarters?
285
00:18:31,943 --> 00:18:35,106
She's gone home.
Her tour finished.
286
00:18:38,990 --> 00:18:40,270
When?
287
00:18:40,272 --> 00:18:42,514
She left this morning.
288
00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,680
She didn't say anything.
289
00:18:49,682 --> 00:18:51,121
We treat a lot
of soldiers here.
290
00:18:51,123 --> 00:18:53,684
She's not about to say good-bye
to all of them.
291
00:18:53,686 --> 00:18:57,168
All right, let's have a look
at these testicles.
292
00:18:59,453 --> 00:19:01,252
Okay.
293
00:19:01,254 --> 00:19:04,376
Looks like
you're good to go.
294
00:19:41,218 --> 00:19:43,260
Sorry, sir.
295
00:19:44,742 --> 00:19:47,263
What's your name?
Snowden, sir.
296
00:19:47,265 --> 00:19:50,066
What's your first name?
Christopher, sir.
297
00:19:50,068 --> 00:19:52,909
I'm John.
298
00:19:52,911 --> 00:19:55,672
This your first mission?
299
00:19:55,674 --> 00:19:57,514
Yes, sir.
300
00:19:57,516 --> 00:20:00,639
T-this is
my first mission.
301
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:04,243
Take a breath, son.
302
00:20:06,846 --> 00:20:09,367
You're gonna be fine.
303
00:20:09,369 --> 00:20:11,569
Okay?
304
00:20:11,571 --> 00:20:13,812
Let's go, it'll be fun.
305
00:20:13,814 --> 00:20:16,296
Yes, sir.
306
00:20:33,155 --> 00:20:35,797
Hey, where you going?
307
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,760
I-I'm a tail gunner.
308
00:20:39,762 --> 00:20:41,922
There's nothing to shoot at.
309
00:20:41,924 --> 00:20:44,765
There's no Germans in the air.
It's just us.
310
00:20:44,767 --> 00:20:46,487
Have a seat
by that window over there.
311
00:20:46,489 --> 00:20:48,692
You'll be all right.
312
00:20:50,493 --> 00:20:52,374
Just stay out of that tail.
313
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,656
Yes, sir.
314
00:21:10,996 --> 00:21:12,876
Coming upon two minutes out.
315
00:21:15,721 --> 00:21:18,164
We're at 4,000 feet.
316
00:21:20,606 --> 00:21:22,046
See the target on the left?
317
00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:23,848
You see that?
318
00:21:26,132 --> 00:21:28,813
I got it.
319
00:21:38,266 --> 00:21:40,386
Here we go.
320
00:21:40,388 --> 00:21:41,988
Holding steady.
321
00:21:41,990 --> 00:21:43,990
Are you lined up, Yossarian?
322
00:21:43,992 --> 00:21:45,792
Yes, I'm fucking lined up.
323
00:21:45,794 --> 00:21:47,634
That's the wrong bridge!
324
00:21:53,042 --> 00:21:55,202
- Hey, what happened back there?
- The right engine is hit!
325
00:21:55,204 --> 00:21:56,644
- We're hit!- Help him!
326
00:21:56,646 --> 00:21:57,885
- Cut the fuel!- Help him!
327
00:21:57,887 --> 00:21:59,086
- Cutting the fuel!- Help him!
328
00:21:59,088 --> 00:22:01,088
- Help who?
- The bombardier!
329
00:22:01,090 --> 00:22:02,330
Help him!
330
00:22:02,332 --> 00:22:04,012
Help the bombardier!
331
00:22:04,014 --> 00:22:05,613
I'm the bombardier!
332
00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:07,255
Then help him! Help him!
333
00:22:07,257 --> 00:22:08,617
Help him!
Help who?
334
00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:10,579
- Who is this?
- The side gunner!
335
00:22:10,581 --> 00:22:12,180
The kid!The new kid!
336
00:22:12,182 --> 00:22:14,623
Help him!
337
00:22:18,149 --> 00:22:19,749
Where the hell you going?
338
00:22:29,321 --> 00:22:31,281
Okay, okay.
339
00:22:33,325 --> 00:22:35,406
I'm cold.
340
00:22:35,408 --> 00:22:37,808
Uh...
341
00:22:37,810 --> 00:22:41,212
Uh, you're gonna be
all right, okay?
342
00:22:41,214 --> 00:22:43,374
You're gonna be all right.
343
00:22:50,064 --> 00:22:52,144
Okay.
Oh, shit.
344
00:22:52,146 --> 00:22:53,626
Oh, shit.
345
00:22:53,628 --> 00:22:55,067
I'm cold.
346
00:22:55,069 --> 00:22:57,430
Well, we're gonna
get you warm.
347
00:22:59,394 --> 00:23:00,473
Okay.
348
00:23:00,475 --> 00:23:02,956
Okay, look...
349
00:23:02,958 --> 00:23:05,919
it's ugly, kid, but it's not
as ugly as it looks.
350
00:23:05,921 --> 00:23:08,041
There's no arteries cut,
so you're not gonna die.
351
00:23:08,043 --> 00:23:09,283
But I'm cold.
352
00:23:09,285 --> 00:23:11,445
Well, that's
a good sign, you know?
353
00:23:11,447 --> 00:23:14,208
It's a sign that your body
354
00:23:14,210 --> 00:23:17,091
is responding properly
355
00:23:17,093 --> 00:23:20,775
and it's sending the warmth
to your leg.
356
00:23:20,777 --> 00:23:23,298
But your brain doesn't know.
357
00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:25,580
Okay.
358
00:23:25,582 --> 00:23:26,982
Keep that there.
359
00:23:26,984 --> 00:23:29,505
It's all right.
That's all right.
360
00:23:29,507 --> 00:23:32,588
What did you say
your name was?
361
00:23:32,590 --> 00:23:34,510
It's John.
362
00:23:34,512 --> 00:23:36,152
John Yossarian.
363
00:23:36,154 --> 00:23:38,314
John Yossarian.
364
00:23:43,242 --> 00:23:45,562
Okay, look at me, okay?
365
00:23:45,564 --> 00:23:48,646
Ah, fuck.
366
00:23:48,648 --> 00:23:51,449
Hey, can somebody help me here?
367
00:23:54,414 --> 00:23:56,854
This is a good bandage, okay?
368
00:23:56,856 --> 00:23:59,057
It's gonna get you home safe.
369
00:24:03,544 --> 00:24:05,103
My--my dad's a dentist.
370
00:24:05,105 --> 00:24:06,305
Yeah, I knew it.
371
00:24:06,307 --> 00:24:09,468
And he's gonna be glad
to have you back, right?
372
00:24:09,470 --> 00:24:11,230
Just look at me.
Look at me.
373
00:24:11,232 --> 00:24:13,793
When I get you back on land,
374
00:24:13,795 --> 00:24:16,756
Doc Daneeka's gonna
make you right as rain.
375
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:20,440
Okay.
376
00:24:20,442 --> 00:24:23,403
Come here, let's get you up.
377
00:24:23,405 --> 00:24:24,765
Okay, come on.
Let's get you up.
378
00:24:29,612 --> 00:24:33,014
Oh, shit.
379
00:24:33,016 --> 00:24:34,976
Oh, shit.
380
00:24:42,386 --> 00:24:45,427
Look at me.
381
00:24:51,316 --> 00:24:52,555
Oh, fuck.
382
00:24:52,557 --> 00:24:54,958
Okay, okay.
383
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:57,721
Okay, okay, okay.
384
00:24:57,723 --> 00:24:59,763
Your eyes--
385
00:24:59,765 --> 00:25:01,365
Keep your eyes right on me.
386
00:25:01,367 --> 00:25:02,646
Okay, all right.
387
00:25:02,648 --> 00:25:05,329
Okay, now.
Now...
388
00:25:05,331 --> 00:25:06,811
we just got to
get you comfortable.
389
00:25:06,813 --> 00:25:08,773
Okay.
Okay?
390
00:25:08,775 --> 00:25:11,816
Okay, get you comfortable.
Nice and comfortable.
391
00:25:13,660 --> 00:25:15,620
Get you nice and comfortable.
392
00:25:15,622 --> 00:25:17,743
Okay.
Nice and easy.
393
00:25:17,745 --> 00:25:20,345
Nice and easy.
394
00:25:28,076 --> 00:25:30,677
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
395
00:25:33,241 --> 00:25:35,562
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
396
00:25:35,564 --> 00:25:37,724
I'm sorry.
397
00:29:01,829 --> 00:29:04,670
Yossarian.
398
00:29:04,672 --> 00:29:06,031
You okay?
399
00:29:06,033 --> 00:29:08,114
Oh, hi, Chaplain.
400
00:29:08,116 --> 00:29:09,435
I'm fine.
401
00:29:09,437 --> 00:29:11,037
We had a hairy run,
and we lost a man,
402
00:29:11,039 --> 00:29:13,840
but other than that,
I'm fine.
403
00:29:13,842 --> 00:29:16,603
You're covered in blood.
404
00:29:16,605 --> 00:29:19,406
It's not mine.
405
00:29:19,408 --> 00:29:22,449
Do you want--can I...
get you some clothes?
406
00:29:22,451 --> 00:29:24,692
No, I'm fine.
Thanks.
407
00:29:24,694 --> 00:29:26,734
How are you?
408
00:29:26,736 --> 00:29:28,456
I'm...
409
00:29:28,458 --> 00:29:29,657
I'm fine, I'm--I'm good.
410
00:29:29,659 --> 00:29:31,901
Uh--
That's good.
411
00:29:33,263 --> 00:29:35,223
Who did you lose?
412
00:29:35,225 --> 00:29:37,305
Oh, he was a new kid.
413
00:29:37,307 --> 00:29:40,471
You might not have
known him yet.
414
00:29:42,393 --> 00:29:44,033
Where are you off to?
415
00:29:44,035 --> 00:29:47,036
I'm heading home.
416
00:29:47,038 --> 00:29:48,958
Can I get you anything?
417
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,443
No, thank you.
418
00:30:30,726 --> 00:30:34,928
None of us can saywe really knew Christopher...
419
00:30:34,930 --> 00:30:38,892
but we know the kindof boy he was--
420
00:30:38,894 --> 00:30:42,218
a boy willing to put himselfin the path of danger...
421
00:30:43,660 --> 00:30:46,541
A boy barely out of school,
422
00:30:46,543 --> 00:30:51,226
willing to leave his familyand all that the held dear,
423
00:30:51,228 --> 00:30:53,268
all that was safe,
424
00:30:53,270 --> 00:30:55,913
all that was familiar...
425
00:30:57,955 --> 00:30:59,555
To come to a place
426
00:30:59,557 --> 00:31:02,480
where those thingswould seem like a dream...
427
00:31:04,402 --> 00:31:07,884
For there wasa bigger dream...
428
00:31:07,886 --> 00:31:10,687
to liberate a worldbeset by darkness.
429
00:31:13,492 --> 00:31:16,093
Christopher Snowdenshared that dream...
430
00:31:18,297 --> 00:31:21,859
With all of us.
431
00:31:21,861 --> 00:31:25,063
When I came here, I knew thiswould be one of my duties.
432
00:31:25,065 --> 00:31:27,187
This...
433
00:31:28,669 --> 00:31:32,871
But nobody really dies here.
434
00:31:32,873 --> 00:31:35,556
They just vanish, they...
435
00:31:36,958 --> 00:31:39,518
They vanish into the sky.
436
00:31:41,883 --> 00:31:44,043
So I do services,
437
00:31:44,045 --> 00:31:46,166
not burials...
438
00:31:46,168 --> 00:31:48,170
services.
439
00:31:49,331 --> 00:31:51,171
But thankfully, not today.
440
00:31:51,173 --> 00:31:53,213
We'll keep
Christopher Snowden here.
441
00:31:53,215 --> 00:31:55,216
We'll know where he is.
We'll know where to find him.
442
00:31:55,218 --> 00:31:57,899
We'll lament
that the life he lived
443
00:31:57,901 --> 00:32:00,101
did not turn out to be
the life he should have lived.
444
00:32:00,103 --> 00:32:01,903
He was 18.
445
00:32:01,905 --> 00:32:05,186
He didn't get to know
the love of a wife or children.
446
00:32:05,188 --> 00:32:08,670
That they loved him,
they longed for his return
447
00:32:08,672 --> 00:32:12,156
just as he longs for them.
448
00:32:17,322 --> 00:32:19,322
Nevertheless,
he was greatly loved
449
00:32:19,324 --> 00:32:21,324
and will be...
450
00:32:21,326 --> 00:32:22,686
greatly missed.
451
00:32:22,688 --> 00:32:25,368
Let us pray for his parents,
Raymond and Elizabeth.
452
00:32:25,370 --> 00:32:26,490
Hey.
453
00:32:26,492 --> 00:32:27,971
What are you doing
in a tree?
454
00:32:27,973 --> 00:32:29,613
Oh, hiya, Milo.
455
00:32:29,615 --> 00:32:31,295
Can I come up?
456
00:32:34,220 --> 00:32:36,180
I heard about your protest.
457
00:32:36,182 --> 00:32:37,582
Good for you.
458
00:32:37,584 --> 00:32:38,783
This isn't a protest.
459
00:32:38,785 --> 00:32:41,948
Well, good for you.
460
00:32:43,510 --> 00:32:45,871
Whose funeral?
461
00:32:45,873 --> 00:32:47,072
They're burying that kid
462
00:32:47,074 --> 00:32:49,835
that got killed in my plane
the other day.
463
00:32:49,837 --> 00:32:51,397
What happened to him?
464
00:32:51,399 --> 00:32:53,761
He got killed.
465
00:32:56,604 --> 00:32:59,566
I heard your deal
with Cathcart fell through.
466
00:32:59,568 --> 00:33:02,050
You're not going home.
467
00:33:06,655 --> 00:33:08,455
Did you hear about Orr?
468
00:33:08,457 --> 00:33:11,100
He turned up in Sweden.
469
00:33:15,305 --> 00:33:16,504
His body?
470
00:33:16,506 --> 00:33:19,067
No, alive and well.
471
00:33:19,069 --> 00:33:21,670
Apparently he rode there.
472
00:33:21,672 --> 00:33:25,354
I don't know. They're saying
that's what he did.
473
00:33:25,356 --> 00:33:27,396
Who's saying?
Where did you hear this?
474
00:33:27,398 --> 00:33:28,637
Somebody heard
from somebody.
475
00:33:28,639 --> 00:33:29,879
They're all talking
about it down there.
476
00:33:29,881 --> 00:33:31,480
If you weren't
running around naked,
477
00:33:31,482 --> 00:33:34,163
you might have heard it, too.
478
00:33:34,165 --> 00:33:37,407
Hey, good for him.
479
00:33:41,333 --> 00:33:44,775
It's gonna be all right.
480
00:33:44,777 --> 00:33:46,697
Hey.
481
00:33:46,699 --> 00:33:48,701
Hey, where you going?
482
00:33:50,383 --> 00:33:53,785
Hey, you're gonna
come work with me, right?
483
00:33:53,787 --> 00:33:57,148
We'd be unstoppable!
484
00:33:57,150 --> 00:34:00,712
And duringthe long winter of 1777,
485
00:34:00,714 --> 00:34:04,316
a Prussian nobleman by the name
of Baron Von Steuben
486
00:34:04,318 --> 00:34:08,441
aided George Washington greatly
in teaching musket drill
487
00:34:08,443 --> 00:34:11,524
to a small unit
of 100 soldiers.
488
00:34:11,526 --> 00:34:13,847
Those soldiers taught
the remaining Continental Army
489
00:34:13,849 --> 00:34:16,049
at Valley Forge.
490
00:34:16,051 --> 00:34:18,412
And so drill formation has
491
00:34:18,414 --> 00:34:21,375
a long and glorious history...
492
00:34:21,377 --> 00:34:25,099
that is a living link
to the days and the dreams
493
00:34:25,101 --> 00:34:27,101
of our founding fathers.
494
00:34:27,103 --> 00:34:30,345
And so here today
with these shining blue skies
495
00:34:30,347 --> 00:34:32,987
that God has seen fit
to deliver...
496
00:34:32,989 --> 00:34:36,553
we, too, are a part
of that history.
497
00:34:39,356 --> 00:34:40,796
General Dreedle,
498
00:34:40,798 --> 00:34:43,999
Commanding Officer of the
entire European operation,
499
00:34:44,001 --> 00:34:46,162
has come here
all the way from London
500
00:34:46,164 --> 00:34:48,927
because he has heard
about you men...
501
00:34:50,689 --> 00:34:53,730
And your tight formations.
502
00:34:53,732 --> 00:34:56,896
Your fiercely tight formations.
503
00:34:58,057 --> 00:35:01,539
And now, without further ado...
504
00:35:01,541 --> 00:35:03,581
strike up the band.
505
00:35:03,583 --> 00:35:06,304
And, let's start the parade!
506
00:35:06,306 --> 00:35:08,066
Forward, march!
507
00:35:26,728 --> 00:35:28,568
For uncommon valor,
508
00:35:28,570 --> 00:35:33,215
I hereby award you
the Distinguished Flying Cross.
509
00:35:36,298 --> 00:35:39,380
This is Private
First Class James Marsh, sir.
510
00:35:39,382 --> 00:35:41,664
Step forward, Private.
511
00:35:43,186 --> 00:35:45,146
For uncommon valor,
512
00:35:45,148 --> 00:35:49,190
I hereby award you
the Distinguished Flying Cross.
513
00:35:49,192 --> 00:35:50,832
Well, sir, you know what?
514
00:35:50,834 --> 00:35:53,395
I didn't do nothing
my grandpappy didn't teach me.
515
00:35:53,397 --> 00:35:55,998
"Be a straight shooter.
Be a straight talker.
516
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,200
Be a clean fighter,"
he always used to tell me.
517
00:35:58,202 --> 00:36:00,923
And by golly, if I hadn't tried
to abide by his advice--
518
00:36:00,925 --> 00:36:02,004
Thank you, Private.
519
00:36:02,006 --> 00:36:03,446
I didn't do
nothing brave, though.
520
00:36:03,448 --> 00:36:04,888
- I did what any other fella--
- I'm sure you did.
521
00:36:04,890 --> 00:36:07,252
Good for you, son.
Just like instinct.
522
00:36:34,081 --> 00:36:36,122
And who the hell is this?
523
00:36:36,124 --> 00:36:37,683
This is Yossarian, sir.
524
00:36:37,685 --> 00:36:39,245
I don't know what the hell
he thinks he's doing.
525
00:36:39,247 --> 00:36:40,767
Is this some kind
of a joke, soldier?
526
00:36:40,769 --> 00:36:42,168
What the hell is he doing here?
527
00:36:42,170 --> 00:36:43,329
Captain Yossarian is receiving
528
00:36:43,331 --> 00:36:44,451
the Distinguished
Flying Cross, sir.
529
00:36:44,453 --> 00:36:45,812
Well, I'll be damned.
530
00:36:45,814 --> 00:36:49,216
Why aren't you
wearing clothes, son?
531
00:36:49,218 --> 00:36:50,497
I don't want to.
532
00:36:50,499 --> 00:36:51,939
What do you mean,
you don't want to?
533
00:36:51,941 --> 00:36:53,981
Why the hell
don't you want to?
534
00:36:53,983 --> 00:36:55,703
I just don't want to.
535
00:36:55,705 --> 00:36:57,345
Why isn't he wearing clothes?
Why isn't he wearing clothes?
536
00:36:57,347 --> 00:36:58,826
A man was killed in his
plane and bled all over him.
537
00:36:58,828 --> 00:37:00,228
He swears he will never
wear a uniform again.
538
00:37:00,230 --> 00:37:01,389
A man was killed in his
plane and bled all over him,
539
00:37:01,391 --> 00:37:03,151
and he's left his clothes
in the laundry.
540
00:37:03,153 --> 00:37:04,312
Where are his other uniforms?
In the laundry as well, sir.
541
00:37:04,314 --> 00:37:05,554
What about his underwear?
They're--
542
00:37:05,556 --> 00:37:07,876
his underwear's
in the laundry as well, sir.
543
00:37:07,878 --> 00:37:10,119
Sounds like a lot
of crap to me.
544
00:37:10,121 --> 00:37:12,321
- It is a lot of crap, sir.
- Don't worry, sir.
545
00:37:12,323 --> 00:37:15,004
I can promise you that I will
personally punish this man.
546
00:37:15,006 --> 00:37:16,966
He will be thrashed
within an inch of his life.
547
00:37:16,968 --> 00:37:18,888
What the hell do I care
if he's punished or not?
548
00:37:18,890 --> 00:37:20,410
He's just won a medal,
for Christ's sake.
549
00:37:20,412 --> 00:37:21,851
My sentiments exactly, sir.
550
00:37:21,853 --> 00:37:23,934
If he wants to receive it
without any clothes on,
551
00:37:23,936 --> 00:37:25,535
what the hell business
is it of yours?
552
00:37:25,537 --> 00:37:27,097
Did you win a medal?
553
00:37:27,099 --> 00:37:29,580
Uh, n-no, sir,
I didn't win a medal.
554
00:37:30,743 --> 00:37:33,184
I commend
your bravery, Captain.
555
00:37:33,186 --> 00:37:34,425
What did he do?
556
00:37:34,427 --> 00:37:35,787
He blew up a bridge
in Ferrara, sir.
557
00:37:35,789 --> 00:37:37,228
Went over the target twice
under enemy fire, sir.
558
00:37:37,230 --> 00:37:39,751
So you're a pilot, son?
He's a bombardier, sir.
559
00:37:39,753 --> 00:37:41,072
Why isn't the pilot
getting a medal?
560
00:37:41,074 --> 00:37:42,073
Why isn't the pilot
getting a medal?
561
00:37:42,075 --> 00:37:43,355
He died, sir.
No, he didn't.
562
00:37:43,357 --> 00:37:44,516
Yes, he did.
No, he didn't.
563
00:37:44,518 --> 00:37:46,238
Jesus Christ,
I haven't got all day.
564
00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:48,120
I'm with you there, sir.
You shut up.
565
00:37:48,122 --> 00:37:49,121
Soldier...
566
00:37:49,123 --> 00:37:50,763
for flying
back over Ferrara
567
00:37:50,765 --> 00:37:54,447
to blow up a bridge
under enemy fire,
568
00:37:54,449 --> 00:37:56,809
I hereby award you...
569
00:37:56,811 --> 00:37:59,975
the Distinguished Flying Cross.
570
00:38:03,259 --> 00:38:05,421
Good work, son.
571
00:40:08,115 --> 00:40:10,035
Hi.
572
00:40:10,037 --> 00:40:13,278
I think I'm supposed
to be in this tent.
573
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,200
They said I'm...
574
00:40:15,202 --> 00:40:17,805
supposed to be in Tent 12?
575
00:40:23,772 --> 00:40:25,692
Are you Captain Yossarian?
576
00:40:25,694 --> 00:40:28,094
Yes, I am.
577
00:40:28,096 --> 00:40:30,379
Lieutenant Newman.
578
00:40:32,341 --> 00:40:34,101
Hi.
579
00:40:34,103 --> 00:40:36,546
Are you okay?
580
00:41:14,787 --> 00:41:17,308
Yo-Yo, how we lookingdown there?
581
00:41:17,310 --> 00:41:19,873
Almost there.
582
00:41:23,957 --> 00:41:26,398
And...
583
00:41:27,841 --> 00:41:29,721
Release.
584
00:41:43,739 --> 00:41:45,258
And release.
585
00:41:50,506 --> 00:41:52,146
And release.
586
00:42:15,814 --> 00:42:17,816
And release.
587
00:43:25,492 --> 00:43:30,492
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