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I ought to warn you,
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if you haven't read
any of my stories,
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that you may be
a little disturbed
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by some of the things
that happen in them.
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When I'm writing a short story,
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I'm haunted by the thought
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that I've got to hold
the reader's attention
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for literally every second.
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Otherwise, I'm dead.
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The one you're going to see now
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is the first of a series
based on stories
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that have taken me
35 years to write.
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I find them difficult
to do well,
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so I work slowly--
about two a year.
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This one was filmed
in its real setting--Jamaica.
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I hope you like it.
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[Laughter and squealing]
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Excuse me, please?
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Yes?
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Do I have your
permission to sit here?
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But of course.
Please, go ahead.
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Thank you very much.
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Ah.
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Ah, splendid day,
is it not?
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Mmm.
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But then, of course,
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they're all
splendid days
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here in Hamaica--
ha ha!--Jamaica.
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Yes, indeed.
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Who, might I ask,
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are all these
people here?
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They are not
hotel people, no?
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No. I think they're
American sailors.
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Or rather, they're
learning to be sailors.
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Well, I heard that
their training ship
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arrived in port
yesterday evening.
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I expect this
is their period
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of rest and recreation.
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[Squealing]
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Whoo!
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[Squealing]
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MAN: You OK?
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Yes, I'm fine.
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Would you like
something to drink?
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Good idea.
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How about
a rum punch?
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Lovely.
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What's your name?
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Cathy.
What's yours?
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Tommy.
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You are here
on holiday, perhaps?
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Yes. And you?
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No, no, no. It was
my wife's idea.
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She insisted on it.
Forced, as it were.
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Oh, ho, ho.
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Is this chair taken?
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No.
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You mind if we use it?
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Of course not.
Go ahead.
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TOMMY: Thank you.
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Cigarette?
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No, thanks.
I don't smoke.
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Cigarette?
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Oh, thank you
very much.
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Here. Let me
give you a light.
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That will not work
in this wind.
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Sure it'll work.
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It's American.
It always works.
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Always?
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Sure. Never fails.
Not with me, anyway.
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Well, well...
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so you are saying this
famous lighter never fails.
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Is that what
you are saying?
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That's right.
It never fails.
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I promise you,
it never fails.
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One moment, please.
Now, just one moment.
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Shall we not, perhaps,
have a little bet on that?
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Shall we not make
a little bet
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on whether
your lighter lights?
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Sure. I'll bet.
Why not?
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You like to bet, huh?
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Sure.
I'll always bet.
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I like to bet, too.
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Why don't we have
a good bet on this thing--
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a good, big bet, hmm?
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Wait a minute.
I can't do that.
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I'm not rich.
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But I will bet
you...
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$5 or $10,
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or whatever
it is down here
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in local money.
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Now, listen to me.
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We are going
to have some fun.
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First, we make the bet.
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Then we go to my room
here in the hotel
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where there is no wind,
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and I bet you cannot light
this famous lighter of yours
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10 times consecutively
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without missing
once, huh?
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I'll bet I can.
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Good. Fine.
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Shall we agree on the bet?
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Sure.
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Now, you listen to me.
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Outside the hotel
is my car.
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It is very fine car.
Haguar--Jaguar.
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Hey, now,
wait a minute.
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I can't put up
that kind of stake.
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Well, this is crazy.
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It's not crazy at all.
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You strike your lighter
successfully
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10 times
one after another,
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and the Jaguar is yours.
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You'd like to have
this Jaguar, no?
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Sure I'd like
to have a Jaguar.
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Who wouldn't?
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All right. Fine.
We have a bet.
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I put up my car.
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And what do I put up?
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I never ask you,
my friend,
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to bet something
you cannot afford,
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do you understand?
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Then what do I bet?
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I make it very easy
for you, yes?
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OK.
You make it easy.
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Some small thing you
can afford to give away,
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and if you did
happen to lose it,
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you do not feel
too bad, right?
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Such as what?
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Such as the little finger
of your left hand.
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My what?
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Yes. Why not?
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You win, you take
the Jaguar.
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You lose,
I take the finger.
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I don't get it.
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How do you mean
you take the finger?
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I chop it off.
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Chop it off?
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Oh, no. No.
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Um...
that's a crazy bet.
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Let's just make it
$5 or $10.
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Well, well, well.
I do not understand.
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You say that your lighter
will light,
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and yet you do not
agree to my bet.
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So, we forget it. Yes?
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Ahem. Might I have
a light, please?
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Oh, sorry.
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Thank you.
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I forgot
you didn't have one.
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Thank you.
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You're from
the training ship,
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I expect?
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Yes.
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Enjoying it here?
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It's pretty nice.
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Nice people.
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Cheers.
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Now, just let me check up
on this bet of yours.
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You say we go up
to your room,
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and if I make my lighter
light 10 times running,
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I win your Jaguar.
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If it misses just once,
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then I forfeit
the little finger
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of my left hand.
Is that right?
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That is the bet.
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You know,
I have studied you--
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briefly, I admit,
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but the way you
hold the lighter,
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for example.
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Obviously, you are
right-handed.
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So what use
is the little finger
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of your left hand?
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If you lose,
you don't lose much.
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If you win,
fine Jaguar.
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But I think
you are afraid.
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What do we do if I lose?
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Do I...hold my--
my finger out
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while you chop it off?
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No, no, no.
That will be no good.
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You might be tempted to
refuse to hold it out.
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No. What I should do,
I should tie your hand
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to the table
before we start,
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and then I stand there
with a knife
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ready to go chop
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the minute
your lighter misses.
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Are you serious?
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Well, he's a fine,
healthy young man, no?
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One quick chop
is all right.
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No worries.
He's all right.
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Or maybe you don't lose.
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Maybe you win fine
automobile instead.
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What year is your car?
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Excuse me.
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I...I don't understand.
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What year?
How old is the car?
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Oh, it is very new.
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I buy only
a few months ago.
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But I see you are
not a betting man.
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Most Americans are not.
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Could I see the car?
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Do you wish
to accept the bet?
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There she is.
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The white one.
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Is nice, no?
Ha ha ha!
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You like?
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Go on. Get in.
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Sit behind
the wheel.
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See how comfortable
she is.
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Well, I must say,
it's a very fine car.
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Hmm. Wouldn't mind
having it myself.
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But is it worth
a finger?
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Well, no,
of course not.
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But it's only a game,
isn't it?
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They're not
really serious.
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I think they are.
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OK, it's a deal.
I accept your bet.
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Fine. Good.
Now we begin.
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Now, look, I don't
like this very much.
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Nor do I.
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What do you want
to do it for, Tommy?
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Is it a bet?
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Yes.
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Good. Now we go see
if you can win this car.
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Oh, and you, sir,
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perhaps you would
be good enough to--
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how you call it--
referee?
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Now look here,
I--
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Sir, I would
consider it a favor.
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Oh, very well.
I'll come along,
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but I still
don't like it.
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Good. Now we begin.
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Ah. Excellent.
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First, some gin.
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[Sighs]
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Do you really intend
going through with this?
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Sure.
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I don't think
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you quite know
what you're doing.
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[Knock on door]
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MAN: Come in!
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Ah, good.
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Now, there are
certain things
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I want you
to get for me.
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You see, we are
going to play
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a little game here,
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so I want you
to get me 2--
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no, 3 things.
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I want some nails,
I want a hammer,
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and I want a butcher's
chopping knife
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which you can borrow
for me from the kitchen.
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You can get this, no?
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Chopping knife?
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Yes. Yes, of course.
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You mean a real
chopping knife?
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The kind that goes
chop chop!
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Off you go, now.
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You can get these
things for me, yes?
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Yes, I will try, sir.
Of course I will get it.
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Good, and make it soon.
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As soon as possible,
you get these things.
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I will soon come back.
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Look, don't you think
this joke's gone far enough?
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Joke? Who make joke?
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I don't make joke.
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But the bet
is preposterous!
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The bet is fair.
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He accept
the bet, no?
268
00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,002
Is good.
269
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,403
My fine, expensive
automobile
270
00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,539
against
his little finger.
271
00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:57,676
I think
it's a fine bet.
272
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,679
I think
it's a stupid,
273
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,247
ridiculous bet.
274
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:10,322
What'll happen
if you lose?
275
00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,461
It won't matter.
276
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:20,032
Come to think of it,
277
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:22,001
I can't remember
ever in my life
278
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,268
having had any use
279
00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:25,337
for the little finger
of my left hand.
280
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:30,943
Whoo.
281
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:38,650
Observe one
left little finger.
282
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,252
Here he is.
283
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,222
Here he is...
284
00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:46,258
and he hasn't ever done
a thing for me yet,
285
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:48,927
so why shouldn't
I bet him?
286
00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:52,731
I think
it's a fine bet.
287
00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:04,777
Can't you talk him
out of it?
288
00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:06,011
I've tried.
289
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:09,314
Seems determined
to go through with it.
290
00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:10,449
Thank you.
291
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:13,686
Ah.
292
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,788
Now, before we begin,
293
00:14:15,789 --> 00:14:18,957
I will give to the referee
the keys to the car.
294
00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:20,559
The papers--
the ownership papers
295
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,760
and the insurance
296
00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:23,362
are in the pocket
of the car.
297
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,630
[Knock on door]
298
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,965
Ah, good.
You have come.
299
00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:28,467
Now, here's some
money for you,
300
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:32,805
and hammer, nails,
and chop, chop.
301
00:14:32,806 --> 00:14:34,406
Very good. Thank you.
302
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:35,808
Off you go now.
Good-bye.
303
00:14:35,809 --> 00:14:36,842
[Door closes]
304
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:39,778
Now, we begin to
prepare ourselves, hmm?
305
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,349
First, chair.
306
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,088
Now, the nails.
307
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:52,224
Must put in the nails.
308
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:14,013
And now all we need
is some string.
309
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,055
If your friend loses,
310
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:24,490
we must rush him
to the hospital,
311
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:26,959
using that damn car
if necessary.
312
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:30,062
MAN: All right.
At last we are ready.
313
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:34,400
There. Everything
is now ready.
314
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,402
OK. Let's do it.
315
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:38,270
You sit here.
316
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,538
Thank you.
317
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,206
Now,
put your left hand
318
00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:42,975
between the nails
like this.
319
00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:44,510
The nails are there
320
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:46,879
so I can tie your
hand to the table.
321
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,313
Now, you must
clench the fist.
322
00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:49,381
No, no, no.
323
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,684
The little finger is
sticking out like that,
324
00:15:51,685 --> 00:15:53,552
lying on the table.
325
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:57,156
Now I will tie your hand
with the string.
326
00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:04,863
Around and around.
Around.
327
00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:07,066
Around once more.
328
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:11,937
And so.
Ah! Now, across.
329
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:18,477
Now, the other way,
huh?
330
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:20,946
Look at him.
331
00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:22,214
Anyone would think
332
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:24,216
he was organizing
party games.
333
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,356
Tommy, why don't you
back out now
334
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:32,691
while there's still time?
335
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:34,426
Back out?
336
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,197
I light this lighter
10 times,
337
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,698
I win a great car.
338
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,333
The second
your lighter fails--
339
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,068
and it could happen--
he'll do it.
340
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:45,971
He will! He's dying
for you to lose.
341
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,480
You really
fixed that good.
342
00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:56,382
Excellent.
Excellent.
343
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:59,818
Now we can begin.
One moment, please.
344
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:02,021
So, now, Mr. Referee,
345
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,489
you will please
come and tell us
346
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:04,857
when to start, hmm?
347
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,261
Are you sure you still
want to go ahead
348
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:10,662
with this insane
business?
349
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,431
But of course!
350
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,367
And you?
351
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,802
Yeah!
352
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:20,773
All right.
353
00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:22,441
Are you ready?
354
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:23,475
I'm ready.
355
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:24,610
And you?
356
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:26,445
Quite ready.
357
00:17:28,682 --> 00:17:30,182
Will you please
count aloud
358
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,184
the number of times
that I light it?
359
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:34,186
Yes, I'll do that.
360
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,788
All right. Go ahead.
361
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:56,608
1.
362
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,388
2.
363
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:24,937
3.
364
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,727
4.
365
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,211
5.
366
00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:07,312
Halfway.
367
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:28,500
6.
368
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,935
Tommy, stop!
369
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:32,705
I'm leaving.
370
00:19:32,706 --> 00:19:33,772
Stay.
371
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:34,973
I can't!
372
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:36,375
I want you to stay.
373
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,245
Please?
374
00:19:43,817 --> 00:19:45,784
Good. Everything
is fine.
375
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:48,153
Now you try your
lighter again.
376
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:11,577
7.
377
00:20:19,953 --> 00:20:21,453
8.
378
00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:24,623
Loco!
379
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,558
[Both speaking Spanish]
380
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:58,590
He's loco--crazy.
A menace.
381
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,859
When we were at home,
382
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,028
he's taken altogether
47 fingers
383
00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:04,363
from different people,
384
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,699
and he has lost 11 cars.
385
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,534
In the end,
386
00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:11,203
they threatened to have him
put away somewhere.
387
00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:13,205
That's why
I brought him here.
388
00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:15,474
It was just
a small bet.
389
00:21:18,211 --> 00:21:20,179
I suppose
he bet you a car.
390
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:25,150
Yes--
the white Jaguar.
391
00:21:27,220 --> 00:21:28,520
He has no car.
392
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,556
It is mine,
393
00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:33,859
and that make it worse--
394
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,561
that he should bet you
395
00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:38,097
when he has nothing
to bet with.
396
00:21:38,098 --> 00:21:40,065
I'm ashamed.
397
00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:41,567
I'm very sorry
about it all.
398
00:21:41,568 --> 00:21:45,404
REFEREE: Well, madam,
here are your car keys,
399
00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:47,339
and thank heavens
400
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,274
the whole horrible
business is over.
401
00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:54,079
MAN: We were only
having a little bet.
402
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,247
He agreed.
403
00:21:55,248 --> 00:21:56,849
There's nothing wrong
with a little bet.
404
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:04,957
He has not a thing left
in the world to bet with.
405
00:22:04,958 --> 00:22:08,694
Not a thing in the world.
Not a thing.
406
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:13,432
As a matter of fact,
407
00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:17,336
I won everything from him
a long while ago.
408
00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:22,207
It took time--
a lot of time,
409
00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:23,676
and it was hard work...
410
00:22:25,211 --> 00:22:29,715
but I win all in the end.
411
00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:35,154
Yes, I win everything
from him eventually.
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