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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,096 --> 00:00:16,057 Now, don�t touch anything, Casper. I�ll be right back, OK? 2 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:17,976 Catch. 3 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:19,227 Hey. 4 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:23,314 Wow. 5 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:43,293 Casper! I told you not to touch anything. 6 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:45,503 This urn is very dangerous. 7 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:47,047 I�m sorry, dad. 8 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:51,760 It�s OK, buddy. ljust don�t want to see you get hurt, is all. OK? 9 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,638 What do you say we put this back and go get ourself a little swirly cone? 10 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:58,391 Yeah! - Yeah? OK. 11 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:02,437 Daddy? You OK? 12 00:01:04,981 --> 00:01:06,024 Daddy? 13 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:14,616 Casper, sweetie, you grandfather�s on the horn for ya! 14 00:01:17,535 --> 00:01:18,787 Hey, Gramps. 15 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,914 Hey, kiddo. You won�t believe it! 16 00:01:20,997 --> 00:01:23,541 The annual Occultist Society Awards are tonight! 17 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:25,001 Wow. Great. Cool. 18 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,212 Yeah! I originally RSVPed that l was going to go 19 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:30,423 on account of the shop. One of the organizers just called and said 20 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:34,344 l have to go, because they�re giving me a lifetime achievement award 21 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:38,932 with a trophy and everything! Can you believe it? My very first trophy! 22 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:40,683 Wow. Congrats, Gramps. 23 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:43,978 The only thing is, I need someone to watch the shop 24 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:46,397 while I�m away. - What about Mom? 25 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:49,150 Well, she�s working. And her and you are the only family I�ve got. 26 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:50,944 What do you say, kiddo? 27 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:54,405 Sorry, Gramps. I can�t. I�ve got football practice. 28 00:01:54,572 --> 00:01:57,117 Oh? - Yeah, I�m kind of the glue that holds the team together... 29 00:01:57,659 --> 00:02:01,079 Oh, alright. I guess I can always use my trophy case 30 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:04,457 to store my very sad-looking tribal masks. 31 00:02:04,582 --> 00:02:06,334 Good luck with the footballs. 32 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:08,419 Thanks, Gramps. Bye. - Yeah. Bye-bye. 33 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:13,967 It�s a beautiful sunny day today, folks. 34 00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:16,803 The type of day where nothing at all can ever, ever go wrong. 35 00:02:16,928 --> 00:02:18,763 Football, Casper? Really? 36 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:21,516 I still have nightmares, Ma! You know I haven�t been in there since... 37 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:26,771 I know. I know, sweetheart. I know it�s hard, but it�s been 15 years. 38 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:29,107 Can�t he just close the shop for, like, a day or two? There�d be... 39 00:02:29,607 --> 00:02:33,444 Your grandfather can�t close the shop during business hours. You know that. 40 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:36,030 ljust can�t, OK? It�s so cursed in there. 41 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:40,743 Oh, sweetheart. Oh, honey, don�t forget your lunch. 42 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:43,204 And remember what I did with the crusts: 43 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:46,875 I cut it... You cut itjust the way I like them. Yeah. 44 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:55,008 Sweetie! Don�t forget to put your mouth guard in. 45 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:56,718 I�ll be fine, Ma! 46 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:59,345 OK, sweetie! Bye! - Bye! 47 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:05,476 Better safe than sorry. 48 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:25,830 However, when the eagle eats the ferret, it�s hard 49 00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:30,710 not to extrapolate the sexual undertones. Very creative writing, Lucy. 50 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:33,630 Thanks, Mr. Duffy. I heart eagles. 51 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:34,923 Oh, that�s creative, too. 52 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:36,925 Oof! 53 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:43,431 Mr. Galloway. How nice of you to grace us with your clumsy presence. 54 00:03:43,514 --> 00:03:44,682 Good one, sir. 55 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:47,268 That�s a really cool sketchbook. 56 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:48,770 | doodle with pencil. 57 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:50,521 OK? 58 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:53,066 I doodle with pencils? 59 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:56,903 Alright, class. For the next 15 minutes, I want you to write a poem 60 00:03:57,028 --> 00:04:00,907 about a jealous shark. I think you�ve got to be excited. 61 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:04,577 Oh my God, Casper. Did Ijust see your pinky finger touch Charlotte�s knee? 62 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:08,414 Well, for your information, Becky, she said my notebook was cool. 63 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:10,500 Why don�t you just ask her out? 64 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:15,713 I�m sure Patrick and his ginormous muscles would love that. They�re so big. 65 00:04:15,838 --> 00:04:18,800 It�s better than being the weird guy that just draws sketches of his crush. 66 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,843 This coming from the girl that�s dating Burt the TA. Burt? 67 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:22,095 Really? What�s up with that? 68 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,138 Maturity and a mutual love of poetry, my friend. 69 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:27,183 Oh, maturity! Yes, the guy that wrote you a poem 70 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:30,019 comparing your hair to hot dogs? Is that that guy? 71 00:04:30,144 --> 00:04:32,730 Yeah. And? - And? And that�s ridiculous! 72 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:37,986 Burt, do we have Mr. Galloway�s end-of�term assignment yet? 73 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:38,987 No, sir. 74 00:04:39,487 --> 00:04:40,780 Just as I thought. Do you realize you have not handed in 75 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:44,867 Do you realize you have not handed in your end-of�term assignment yet, Mr. Galloway? 76 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:47,453 Yeah, I realized. I realized it because I... 77 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:51,332 l have it here. I�m just tweaking a few things. 78 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:52,500 Yeah, right! 79 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:54,627 Writing is rewriting, Professor Duffy. 80 00:04:54,752 --> 00:04:57,463 If it�s not on my desk by tomorrow, |wi|| fail you. 81 00:04:57,547 --> 00:04:58,381 I�m on it. 82 00:05:01,175 --> 00:05:03,011 I�m screwed. - I know. 83 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:09,267 And, for the love of God, stop it with your incessant doodling! 84 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:14,063 I don�t like doodling. I never told you I liked doodling. 85 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:17,275 I never wrote you a note saying I liked doodling. 86 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:19,319 Stop doodling. 87 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:21,279 I don�t have a clue what to write. 88 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,489 I�m going to flunk out of college and live with my mother for the rest of my life. 89 00:05:23,614 --> 00:05:26,451 She�s going to be making meatballs, and I�m going to be eating them at age 75! 90 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:28,953 Casper, just write anything. Look, I wrote a one-act play 91 00:05:29,078 --> 00:05:30,913 entitled The Feminist Snail. Duffy gave me an �A�. 92 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:31,998 What? - Yeah! 93 00:05:32,081 --> 00:05:35,626 Check it out, friends of mine. This puppy is a 19708 original, mint condition. 94 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:39,130 Seth, you�re the only guy I know that can actually sell mugs and make money online. 95 00:05:39,255 --> 00:05:40,965 Sell and barter. Last week, I got a Winnebago. 96 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:42,258 For mugs? - Antique mugs. 97 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,927 Tonight, I�ve got to ready a massive shipment going out to the Polish Mug Society. 98 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:45,970 Mugs are hip, Casper. 99 00:05:46,095 --> 00:05:48,056 Heck yes they are! My online mug business is booming. 100 00:05:48,139 --> 00:05:50,808 After graduation, I am going to make buckets of money. 101 00:05:50,933 --> 00:05:52,268 Casp, what are you doing after graduation? 102 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,102 I don�t know! 103 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:56,064 That�s crazy! 104 00:05:56,189 --> 00:06:00,026 For tonight, my love, I was thinking some 18th-century poetry 105 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:02,945 and a little Japanese chardonnay. They go beautifully together. 106 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:04,113 Until then. 107 00:06:04,238 --> 00:06:06,991 Oh, the minutes will feel like daggers to my eyes. 108 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:13,706 Burt. Hey. Hey, man. I�ve got a thing you need to own. 109 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:14,999 Oh yeah? What�s that? 110 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:17,585 Boom. Never know when you�re going to need a hotdog mug. 111 00:06:17,668 --> 00:06:19,837 A hotdog mug! How much? 112 00:06:19,962 --> 00:06:22,298 I can give you the one-time low-low price of a hundred bucks. 113 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,717 I�ve got 80, cash. - I�ll take that. 114 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:27,428 Thank you. - Fuck, 80 Dollar? 115 00:06:27,595 --> 00:06:30,348 Eye daggers, Becky. Eye daggers. 116 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:31,974 It�s like drugs! - Yes. 117 00:06:32,433 --> 00:06:34,519 Bye-bye, boys. - See you, Burt. 118 00:06:34,602 --> 00:06:36,312 Sblah, Burt. 119 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:40,441 My man. Oh, check it out. There�s the trophy for the big grudge match tonight. 120 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:42,693 I remember my very first trophy. 121 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:46,948 Greatest day of my life. Most improved hygiene. True story. 122 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:51,327 That�s really gross. - Hey, man, | smell amazing now. 123 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:53,413 Casp, man, what�s up with you? 124 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:56,290 Oh, it�s that trophy guy back there. Gramps is supposed to be getting a trophy tonight, 125 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,042 and he asked me to watch the shop for him. 126 00:06:58,126 --> 00:06:59,502 What? - Really? What�d you say? 127 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:02,046 I said I have football practice. 128 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:03,798 And he believed that? 129 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:07,009 Hey. Hey! Why are you laughing? I�m a great football player. 130 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:09,303 I can hold my own when it comes to the pigskin. 131 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:10,346 Yes. - Incoming! 132 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:11,973 Oh, my arm. 133 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,308 Nice catch, Casper. - I caught it. 134 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:15,226 Picture! 135 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:18,354 Make sure you post that shit, Becky. - Will do. 136 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:25,528 Hello, nurse! I am in love with Lucy Winthrop. 137 00:07:26,362 --> 00:07:28,739 You should have heard her eagle poem. It was full of sexual undertones. 138 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:29,657 I bet. 139 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:31,993 Hey, Dazz. You got your arm ready for the big game tonight? 140 00:07:32,076 --> 00:07:33,953 Touchdown is my middle name, baby. 141 00:07:34,036 --> 00:07:36,497 Good, �cause I hate the Wildcats. 142 00:07:37,206 --> 00:07:38,124 Hey, Lucy. 143 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:39,792 Get bent, loser. 144 00:07:39,917 --> 00:07:41,002 You will be mine. 145 00:07:41,502 --> 00:07:42,336 He�s so annoying! 146 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:43,546 Watch it, cheese-breath. 147 00:07:50,219 --> 00:07:53,306 Hey, Dazz. You want to take home that trophy tonight, you�d better make sure 148 00:07:53,389 --> 00:07:56,517 you get the ball to the Paddy wagon, you know what I�m saying? 149 00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:57,935 Are you drunk, Patrick? 150 00:07:58,060 --> 00:08:00,354 Oh, screw you, too. Hey, think quick, Galloway! 151 00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:03,941 OK, OK. OK, man. Lay off. 152 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:08,654 Chill out, Dazz. Alright? I�m just messing around. You know that. 153 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:14,911 Come on, ladies. Let�s make like a baby and head out. The chariot awaits. 154 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:21,834 Bye,Lucy. 155 00:08:21,959 --> 00:08:23,169 Bye, Lucy. Hahaha! 156 00:08:24,003 --> 00:08:25,171 Thanks, Dazz. 157 00:08:25,254 --> 00:08:28,716 Hey, man. We�re like family. That�s what we do: take care of each other. 158 00:08:29,425 --> 00:08:32,053 Family. We�re like brothers. 159 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:35,014 And, on that note, who wants burritos? 160 00:08:35,097 --> 00:08:36,516 I do. - Seth is paying. 161 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:38,768 Hey, you chug that hot sauce they have, and I�ll get you whatever you want. 162 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:39,685 You�ve got a deal, baby. 163 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:42,313 The trophy guy! 164 00:08:42,438 --> 00:08:43,648 You coming, Cas? 165 00:08:43,731 --> 00:08:47,485 You know what? You guys go. I�ve got stuff l have to do, so... 166 00:08:47,568 --> 00:08:48,611 Suit yourself. 167 00:09:40,621 --> 00:09:41,998 Hey, Gramps! 168 00:09:45,209 --> 00:09:49,213 Hey, kiddo. What are you doing here? I thought you had the footballs. 169 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:55,845 Dislocated my appendix. And besides, we�re family. 170 00:09:57,805 --> 00:10:00,099 A brudda�s got anudda brudda�s back. 171 00:10:00,891 --> 00:10:02,560 You�re going to watch the shop? 172 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:05,730 If it helps you out. 173 00:10:05,813 --> 00:10:07,565 That�s great news! - Yeah. 174 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:13,362 It�s not every day you get a lifetime achievement award 175 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,197 from the Occultists� Society! 176 00:10:17,074 --> 00:10:23,706 Let me give you the nickel tour and explain the ground rules. 177 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:24,749 Ground rules. 178 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:29,587 One: never close during open hours, OK? 179 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:34,425 Two: make sure you lock up when you leave. 180 00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:43,392 And three: absolutely, under no circumstances, 181 00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:46,896 is anyone to come within spittin� distance of that urn. 182 00:10:52,109 --> 00:10:53,402 Understand? 183 00:10:53,527 --> 00:10:56,656 Yeah. I certainly do. 184 00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:58,908 Let me tell you a story. 185 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:07,333 Your great granddaddy, Gilbert Galloway, captured evil spirits. 186 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:09,460 So he was like a ghost-buster? 187 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:11,629 More like a demon shit-kicker! 188 00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:12,713 Oh Shit! 189 00:11:14,131 --> 00:11:17,718 Now, that there urn contains the remains of the most malicious 190 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:22,098 and evil spirit of them all. 191 00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:24,392 What happens if it breaks? 192 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,269 The spirit would curse whomever released it, that�s what! 193 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,064 You�ve got to treat that thing with respect! 194 00:11:30,898 --> 00:11:33,651 Or it will make your life a living hell! 195 00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:36,696 But don�t you worry, kiddo. 196 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:41,701 You�re safe, as long as you don�t mess with it. 197 00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:42,618 OK! 198 00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:46,372 Well, I�ve got to go. 199 00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:50,751 80 soon? Really? 200 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:54,630 Got a long drive ahead of me! 201 00:11:58,634 --> 00:11:59,719 Go deep! Hut! 202 00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:03,264 It�s my appendix. Broke. 203 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:10,438 Remember the rules, and you�ll be fine. It means the world, Casper. 204 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:15,901 Gramps, I... I�ve got it under control! 205 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,322 I can�t do this. Oh my God. 206 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:24,243 Oh my God! 207 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:33,377 Whoa! Jeez. 208 00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:43,137 I know. We�ll just be a second. There�s something I need to see. 209 00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:47,683 What�s that, Charlotte? You bike wearing a mouth guard as well? 210 00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:51,645 Really? Me too. I do. I know, it�s embarrassing. 211 00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:52,521 Casper? 212 00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:55,858 Ah! Hi! Hi. Hi. 213 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:57,067 What are you doing here? 214 00:12:57,193 --> 00:13:02,364 Working? Just, I�m not working hard, though, if that�s not cool. 215 00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:05,868 Just taking it cool, �cause I�m Mr. Cool-Beans. - Do you work here? 216 00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:09,330 Taking care of it for my gramps. 217 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:14,210 Ah, Caspy, of course. Your grandfather talks about you all the time. 218 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:15,211 He does? 219 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:16,587 Yeah. I�m in here a lot. 220 00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:18,756 | just think this stuff is so cool. 221 00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:20,257 Yeah. 222 00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:21,926 How come I�ve never seen you here? 223 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,260 Like, never? - Ever. 224 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:26,388 Oh. You know what? Probably in the back, 225 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,766 working with the really scary stuff. 226 00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,810 Hurry, Charlotte. This place is gross. 227 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:33,270 OK. | just have to pay for the book. 228 00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:35,606 You know what? It�s on the house. 229 00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:38,359 No. - Yes. - What... 230 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:41,362 Yeah. You know what? You can consider it an appreciation gift 231 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:44,907 for the very faithful customer of the Occult Barn. 232 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,408 He must be there. - Thank you. 233 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:47,535 You�re welcome. 234 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:52,581 Good day, sir. I will take three buffalo testicles, please. Heh. 235 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:57,461 Hey, Lucy. Talk about fate! We�re meant to be together. 236 00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:58,921 As if. 237 00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:00,714 Guys, what are you... 238 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:04,051 What? You think we�re going to leave you alone in your most feared place on the planet? 239 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:05,094 Come on, man. 240 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:09,014 Feared? By feared, you mean favourite. That�s what you mean, right? 241 00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:12,560 Favourite! Right, that�s what I meant to say. 242 00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:18,524 Casper, man, how much your grandfather want for that cool mug thing? 243 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:21,068 That would catch me a mint online. 244 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,862 No, that is not a mug, that is an urn, 245 00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,488 and it�s a do-not-touch, do�not-sell item! 246 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,365 Oh, come on, man. Everything�s negotiable! 247 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,075 No! Not that. That�s not negotiable. 248 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,577 It should be. - It�s not going to be. 249 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,161 Well, it will be, in my books. 250 00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:32,371 Never! - Fifty bucks? 251 00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:33,539 No. - OK. 252 00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:35,457 I think it�s really cool. - You do? Really? 253 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:38,294 Oh yeah! I have asked your grandfather about it, 254 00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:39,837 but he always just changes the subject. 255 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,839 I don�t know why he does that. It�s.... 256 00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,303 Hey, Charlotte, we going or what? 257 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:52,683 Yeah, in a second. Casper was just about to show us this really cool urn thing. 258 00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:54,727 l was? - Well, shit or get off the pot, man. 259 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,646 Patrick, you�re a jerk. - I can�t. 260 00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:01,942 Thanks for wasting my time, sack-breath. Let�s peel, ladies! 261 00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:09,617 Wait, no! Just... I meant I can�t let you go 262 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,785 without seeing it. - Really? 263 00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:13,579 Sure. 264 00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:16,040 Yay! 265 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:24,006 Alright, careful, Casper. You�re not the most athletic. 266 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:25,549 Hurry up, butthoIe-breath. 267 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,886 l have been waiting so long to see this. 268 00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:31,305 Whoa, whoa, careful, now. 269 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,433 Get it. Don�t drop it! 270 00:15:37,394 --> 00:15:39,063 Hurry up, colon cleanser. 271 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,397 Good one. 272 00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:42,191 Smile. 273 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:45,653 Easy, Becky! This thing�s dangerous! Jeez. 274 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,821 Oh, it�s a wicked picture, though. 275 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,156 Can I touch it? 276 00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:54,620 Your hand... 277 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:58,582 Way to go, vomit-breath. 278 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:02,628 Don�t worry, Casp. All you need is a broom and some sticky tape. 279 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,922 I can fix that, no problem. - We�re all cursed, Seth! 280 00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:07,132 Oh, sure we are. - Yeah, good one, Casper. 281 00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:10,302 No, seriously! We are! That urn contains an evil spirit, 282 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:13,013 and, when it breaks, it escapes and curses you! 283 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:15,975 You mean an evil curse, like we walk out of here and everyone 284 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:19,478 we make eye contact with is going to kill themselves and then come back as a zombie? 285 00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:20,771 That is a horrible thing to say. That�s a horrible thing to say! 286 00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:23,023 No, wait a minute. Zombies are so overdone. 287 00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:25,567 Not just any old zombie, Becky. I�m talking about a zombie 288 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,736 possessed by the ash demon from the urn. 289 00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:28,529 What? 290 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:31,407 Well, wait. 80 then it�s half zombie, half demon. 291 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:34,284 A.k.a. zemon. - Right! 292 00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:36,704 This isn�t a joke, guys! - You�re a joke. 293 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:41,667 Wait. Instead of eating your brains, they give you hickeys. 294 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:42,960 What? 295 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,087 Yeah. And then, if they hickey you, you�ll want to kill yourself, too. 296 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,548 And then, if you do, you will also turn into a zemon. 297 00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:48,966 Obviously. - That doesn�t even make sense! That doesn�t... 298 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:52,219 And there�s totally a rule that you can seduce them, and, 299 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,596 if you give them a French kiss, then they become your slave. 300 00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,932 I�m liking the oral fixation theme. 301 00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:59,518 I think that everything should just start at midnight tonight. 302 00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:03,188 Oh, Seth. Come on with the clich�s. - OK. How about 10? 303 00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:05,983 No, 10 works for me. I�m free then. 304 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,484 We�ve got football. Can't make it. 305 00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:08,902 10? That�s too early. - 10 works. 306 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,447 Oh! And, if we don�t reverse the curse by dawn, 307 00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:14,033 we�ll be cursed for eternity. - Oh, it�s got to be eternity. 308 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,534 Definitely! 309 00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:17,036 This is a wicked curse! 310 00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:19,705 Alright, hands in. - Alright. 311 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,665 One, two, three... CURSE! 312 00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:26,754 Ah! Lightning! Oh man! - Dude, you are being weird! 313 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:29,048 We need to build a barracks or find a bomb shelter or something! 314 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:30,382 You�re weird, man. - Nein. 315 00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:31,341 Yeah! - N0! 316 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:32,634 You need to calm down. 317 00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:34,136 OK, everyone out. Out! Out now! 318 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:35,846 Calm down, Caspy. It�s OK. - N0. 319 00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:36,889 Don�t cry. 320 00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:39,892 I�m not crying! I�m sweating in my eyes, that�s all. 321 00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:41,518 Paddy wagon out! 322 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:42,728 Bye, Casp. You�re a weirdo. 323 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,813 See you later, Casper. - Get some rest. 324 00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:46,315 Casper, nothing�s going to happen, OK? 325 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:50,903 It would be cool if it did, but nothing ever does, 30... Thank you, again, for the book. 326 00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:51,945 No problem. 327 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,822 Bye! - See you, Cas! 328 00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:05,167 Oh! I�m really sorry, Mr. Evil Urn Ash Man. 329 00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:08,295 I�m going to fix up your little house in no time. 330 00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:13,217 Whew. There you go, Mr. Terrifying Evil Ash Spirit Man. 331 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:16,220 I told you I�d fix up your little house, no? 332 00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:19,264 Good as new. Tuck you in. 333 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:57,302 Hi, honey. I�ve got din-din ready. - No time! Cursed! 334 00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,304 It�s homemade meatballs. 335 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,014 Where does a man find a hammer in this house, Mother? 336 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,599 Under the sink, honey. 337 00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:06,270 I�m so happy. Your grandfather called today, and he told me 338 00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:10,357 how proud he was of you that you stopped by the shop. You are such a good boy, sweetheart. 339 00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:13,694 Casper? Casper? 340 00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:20,701 What is it, Becky? 341 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,203 Well, I�m about to build my barracks before 10 hits. What are you doing? 342 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,080 You�re going on a date? 343 00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:28,500 Imminent doom is upon us here, Becky! Imminent doom! 344 00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:29,626 Don�t... 345 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,921 How am I supposed to know what colour lipstick is better? I don�t... 346 00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:35,591 Just go with red. - Fine! Go with electric fuchsia! 347 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:38,594 I don�t care about your lipstick problems! 348 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:41,972 No eye contact after 10, OK? Hey... Hello? 349 00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:44,975 OK. Need a timer. 350 00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:52,566 No eye contact, no zemons. 351 00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:00,532 Barracks complete. 352 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:11,293 Oh, good. Only nine minutes left. Whoa! Shit! I need supplies! 353 00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:15,422 Can�t have enough com. I love creamed corn. 354 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:19,092 Your grandfather�s on the phone. - Ah! God! Hey, Gramps. 355 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,094 Hey, kiddo. How�d you make out today? 356 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,514 It was so awesome. Yep. Nothing bad happened, that�s for sure. 357 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:28,101 Oh, that�s swell. Things here are so awesome, too. My trophy... 358 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,895 Congrats, Gramps! 359 00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:32,773 I�ve just got to go ice my appendix. Here�s Ma. I love you. Bye. 360 00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:42,491 For I am a leaf, fragile and weak, 361 00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:45,327 until I see you, my mighty yew. 362 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:52,417 If I could don a cloak made of the love of thee, 363 00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:58,340 then I, as a leaf, could tip over my tree. 364 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,300 It�s brilliant. 365 00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:04,054 Really? I�m... You know, I�m thinking of changing the leaf part to a more fragile metaphor. 366 00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,390 But, anyway, just... - I wouldn�t change a thing. 367 00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:10,602 Really? Thank you. How about we take the party to the balcony? 368 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,479 |�|| light up the tiki torches. 369 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,658 The annual grudge match is well under way, 370 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,660 and the Patriots are back in the red zone. 371 00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:29,746 Will they hand it off to the Paddy wagon 372 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:32,082 No matter what�s took, no matter what�s given, I always want more, son, �cause this is how I�m livin�. 373 00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:35,752 The fans are going crazy, and so are the cheerleaders. 374 00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:41,967 Wow. Look at that guy shine! 375 00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:48,307 Food ration, check. Toilet paper, check. F... l have T.P. but no latrine. 376 00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:49,558 I need latrine! 377 00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:54,354 Ma, where�s the mop bucket? Ma? 378 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,991 Rock and roll. 379 00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:11,204 Casper. 380 00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:13,290 Ah! N0! N0. 381 00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,125 Are you on the weed, Casper? 382 00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:19,379 How are you feeling, Ma? Nauseous? You suicidal? 383 00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:22,299 Don�t change the subject. Are you on the weed? 384 00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:24,676 No, not... I�m not on the weed. 385 00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:27,679 Then why are you making messes and acting like a drug user? 386 00:22:34,644 --> 00:22:39,066 Something bad happened at the shop today, 387 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:42,736 but the fact that you haven�t killed yourself is... it�s great. 388 00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:45,405 Don�t even joke like that, Casper. 389 00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:46,448 Sorry, Mom. 390 00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:56,375 That�s great, sweetie. We�ll talk about it after my bath. 391 00:22:58,418 --> 00:23:00,045 Thanks. - Love you, sweetie. 392 00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:02,339 Yeah. Love you, Mom. 393 00:23:05,842 --> 00:23:07,010 We�re not cursed. 394 00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:10,305 Your eyes are majestic. 395 00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:11,765 Oh, Burt. 396 00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:16,561 Would it be presumptuous of me to say that, uh... 397 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,357 I�m falling head-over-heels in love with you. 398 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:27,739 I wouldn�t say presumptuous so much as premature. 399 00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:30,826 I am moving away after graduation. 400 00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:35,705 Too soon. Yeah. It�s... It�s the wine talking. 401 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,124 It�s OK. 402 00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:50,887 Wow. With that, I... I�d like to propose a toast. 403 00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:57,185 To my beloved Becky, and to the beauty of every moment 404 00:23:57,310 --> 00:23:58,520 we spend together. 405 00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:17,497 With that, I bid you adieu. 406 00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:19,166 Adieu. Sure. 407 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:24,504 I don�t know why I did this. 408 00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:29,634 Oh god. 409 00:24:31,094 --> 00:24:32,429 It can�t be... 410 00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:40,228 l have nothing. 411 00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:52,782 Hopeless. 412 00:24:56,786 --> 00:24:57,913 It all comes down to this. 413 00:24:58,038 --> 00:25:00,582 If the Patriots score, the trophy is theirs. 414 00:25:00,957 --> 00:25:05,170 Hey. Look at me. Look at me. It�s your time to shine, Tony. 415 00:25:05,253 --> 00:25:06,838 I�m going to you on two, OK? 416 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,590 You bet your ass! 417 00:25:08,715 --> 00:25:11,176 Catch the ball this time, bologna-breath. - I never drop the ball. 418 00:25:11,259 --> 00:25:14,221 OK. Break! And here we go. 419 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:15,555 And here we go. 420 00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:18,767 Tornado 22. Hut, hut! 421 00:25:19,809 --> 00:25:21,186 Go, Tony, go! 422 00:25:25,398 --> 00:25:28,860 Yeah! All day! Patriots, baby! Patriots! 423 00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:31,863 I got you, Tony! Touchdown! 424 00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:36,368 Give me that! Give it! I need this for some reason. 425 00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:37,619 Where�s he going? 426 00:25:38,453 --> 00:25:41,748 Oh! And Tony the receiver is impaling himself with the first-down marker! 427 00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:44,543 Ooh! Tony just lanced himself! 428 00:25:44,834 --> 00:25:46,127 Patriots! 429 00:25:48,004 --> 00:25:50,131 No! Tony! 430 00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:53,176 Booyeah, baby! Booyeah! 431 00:25:53,301 --> 00:25:54,427 Why? 432 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:57,264 Oh, feels good! - Oh, that�s gross! 433 00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:04,854 No. No way. Oh my God. 434 00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:17,158 I�ve got to go. 435 00:26:19,202 --> 00:26:22,789 That�s what I call a touchdown! Yeah! Yeah! 436 00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:29,254 Ready? Go Pa... 437 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,050 Charlotte? I�m scared. 438 00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:37,095 Now I�m just going to grab this fountain pen and stab it into myjugular. 439 00:26:39,889 --> 00:26:44,144 Knife or something. What can I do? That�s stupid. Oh. 440 00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:01,995 Hi. You�ve reached Seth�s Super Mug Mart. We are smug for mugs. 441 00:27:02,078 --> 00:27:03,747 Leave a message, and I�ll get back to you. 442 00:27:05,248 --> 00:27:06,082 Hopeless. 443 00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:13,965 Ha. I�ll pass on the I told you we�re not cursed speech, Becky. 444 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:19,846 Everything OK in there? 445 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:27,455 Say something, Ma. I�m coming in, and that could get weird. 446 00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:50,478 Mom? 447 00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:55,942 Mom? 448 00:29:00,613 --> 00:29:02,240 Please don�t make me use this! 449 00:29:10,373 --> 00:29:11,291 Ah! Oh! Daw! 450 00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:14,544 Ah! Oh, gross! 451 00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:26,890 No! No! Oh god! 452 00:29:40,111 --> 00:29:42,614 No! No! 453 00:29:43,281 --> 00:29:45,658 This day is the worst! 454 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:52,665 Oh no. No. 455 00:29:59,714 --> 00:30:03,676 Ma, please. 456 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:06,221 Ma? Please... 457 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:11,976 Oh, dang. Oh, dang. Please let it be a deer in pajamas. 458 00:30:14,270 --> 00:30:15,814 We�re real sorry, mister. 459 00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:20,568 Oh my God. She came out of nowhere. 460 00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:26,366 Don�t mind the shotgun. We was just duck-hunting. It�s a twelve-gauge. 461 00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:31,579 Pass her here. I�ve got a serious hankering for some buckshot. 462 00:30:32,455 --> 00:30:34,290 This feels right. 463 00:30:34,415 --> 00:30:35,708 No. No! 464 00:30:41,881 --> 00:30:42,966 Ah! No, no! 465 00:30:43,049 --> 00:30:44,801 Casper. 466 00:30:44,884 --> 00:30:48,805 Oh, Becky, it�s so good to see you. 467 00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:52,141 Mom turned into a zemon, and I ran 468 00:30:52,267 --> 00:30:54,310 and now she�s dead! 469 00:30:54,394 --> 00:30:56,229 Oh my God. - God! 470 00:30:56,354 --> 00:30:57,480 Casper, I�m so sorry. 471 00:30:57,605 --> 00:30:59,274 What�s with the crossbow? 472 00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:03,736 Burt. I... He�s... I don�t know exactly what he is, but you were right: 473 00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:06,155 we�re definitely cursed. - I knew this would happen. 474 00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:08,116 What about the others? 475 00:31:08,616 --> 00:31:10,326 The game. - What? - The game. 476 00:31:26,759 --> 00:31:28,636 Oh shit. 477 00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:32,849 Wow. We are in serious trouble. 478 00:31:45,069 --> 00:31:48,323 Maybe, if we�re really quiet, she�ll just go back to sleep. 479 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:59,751 Run! Get out of there! We've got to go! Run! Run! Run! 480 00:31:59,834 --> 00:32:01,711 We�ve got to go! Run! 481 00:32:12,555 --> 00:32:15,725 I can�t believe this is actually happening! 482 00:32:15,850 --> 00:32:17,393 We need to find Seth. 483 00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:22,815 Somebody please carry me! - I�m not fit for cardio! 484 00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:28,071 Seth! Seth, come on, man! We�ve got to go! 485 00:32:28,196 --> 00:32:31,199 Wait, wait... I found his phone! - Aw, he�s not here. 486 00:32:31,282 --> 00:32:33,826 Oh, shit. 80 now what? - OK. - OK. 487 00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:37,538 I think, first, we�ve all got to come to grips with exactly what�s going on here. 488 00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:39,415 Meaning? - We�re cursed. 489 00:32:40,416 --> 00:32:42,377 I�m so sorry we didn�t believe you, Casper. 490 00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:45,630 So everything we said at the shop is actually happening. 491 00:32:45,713 --> 00:32:47,465 I don�t even remember what we said. 492 00:32:47,548 --> 00:32:49,759 Whoever we make eye contact with is going to kill themselves, 493 00:32:49,884 --> 00:32:53,930 come back as zemons, and try and kill us via hickeys. 494 00:32:54,013 --> 00:32:56,057 Whose dumb idea was hickeys? 495 00:32:56,182 --> 00:32:57,308 My bad. 496 00:32:57,392 --> 00:32:59,769 But don�t forget you can French-kiss them and make them your slave. 497 00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:04,524 My bad. 498 00:33:04,732 --> 00:33:06,442 I�m going to go poop. 499 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,074 He was with his mom at 10 o�clock. 500 00:33:17,161 --> 00:33:18,871 Zemon attack! Kill it! Kill it! 501 00:33:19,539 --> 00:33:21,124 Sorry, Seth. I thought you were a zemon. 502 00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:24,210 No, guys. It�s just brain-freeze central. 503 00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:28,548 Lucy�s in my apartment? 504 00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:32,635 Wait. Is this an intervention? - Where have you been, dude? 505 00:33:32,719 --> 00:33:36,431 | just had to go and ship my package. Package. 506 00:33:36,556 --> 00:33:38,474 Tell me you kept human contact to a minimum! 507 00:33:38,558 --> 00:33:43,021 Well, as luck would have it, after I mailed my package out to the Polish Mug Society, 508 00:33:43,104 --> 00:33:46,774 I ran into this hot Chick who asked me for directions. 509 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:48,526 I think she was Swedish. 510 00:33:48,609 --> 00:33:53,156 And then I found this guy selling stolen stereos on the side of the road out of a van. 511 00:33:53,239 --> 00:33:56,117 He gave me a great deal on a set of speakers. 512 00:33:57,035 --> 00:34:00,705 And then I earned some brownie points by helping this old lady across the road. 513 00:34:00,788 --> 00:34:03,458 God, she was a total GILF. - GILF? 514 00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:05,710 Yeah. You know, granny I�d like to f-- 515 00:34:05,835 --> 00:34:07,420 Enough. 516 00:34:07,503 --> 00:34:10,882 OK. Well, then I filled up my mug with a delicious Slurp-Slurp, red, of course. 517 00:34:11,924 --> 00:34:14,385 And then I had a funny conversation with the store clerk guy 518 00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:18,056 about how gross those salsa pretzels are. And then I came home. 519 00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:20,767 You saw that many people on your way to mail a package? 520 00:34:20,808 --> 00:34:22,268 Oh, yeah, I almost forgot: 521 00:34:22,393 --> 00:34:24,645 when l was in the store, this hippie dude came in, 522 00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:27,190 and he actually bought one of those gross salsa pretzels. 523 00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:30,735 And then we got to chatting about mugs and stuff, 524 00:34:30,818 --> 00:34:34,030 which led to this impromptu double-Dutch session with this friend of his named Tito. 525 00:34:34,155 --> 00:34:37,200 And then we smoked a huge fattie. 526 00:34:37,325 --> 00:34:39,118 And then I came home. 527 00:34:39,243 --> 00:34:41,496 And how many of those people did you make eye contact with? 528 00:34:41,579 --> 00:34:46,584 Well, everyone, of course. Eye contact�s an important character trait. Hey, man! 529 00:34:49,212 --> 00:34:50,755 We�re all going to die! 530 00:34:50,838 --> 00:34:53,758 No, no, guys. It�s cool. It�s one of the hippie dudes l was telling you about. 531 00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:56,636 Hey, man, you�re so baked you�re, like, almost blue. 532 00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:01,682 Oh, hey, hey. This is the merchandise, Dazz! 533 00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:06,104 Whoa! Super hoot. 534 00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:07,438 He�s a dragon zemon! 535 00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:09,023 Oh, man. No, no. Please? 536 00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:18,574 The head was a good Choice. - Thanks 537 00:35:19,033 --> 00:35:20,284 The curse is real, isn�t it? 538 00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:23,496 Yeah, man. And we�ve got to move now. 539 00:35:23,621 --> 00:35:26,499 I say we hit up Gramps� shop. He�s got to have books that can help. 540 00:35:26,582 --> 00:35:28,042 There�s no way I�m going back to that rat shack! 541 00:35:28,167 --> 00:35:29,961 Now is not a good time to be difficult, Patrick. 542 00:35:30,086 --> 00:35:31,129 Oh, like you don�t... 543 00:35:32,713 --> 00:35:34,674 Maybe we should go. - Yeah! 544 00:35:35,341 --> 00:35:37,385 Do you still have that Winnebago you traded for mugs? 545 00:35:39,428 --> 00:35:44,267 Seth! Seth! Listen. Where are the keys to the Winnebago? 546 00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:47,603 On the desk? - Desk. Desk! - Got �em! 547 00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:52,024 Everybody grab a weapon. It�s a game of inches! 548 00:35:57,446 --> 00:35:58,656 Oh wow. 549 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:04,829 Ninja stars? 550 00:36:04,912 --> 00:36:06,330 Yeah, there was this really great sale online. 551 00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:10,334 Batter�s up! 552 00:36:14,463 --> 00:36:15,464 Ah. T-ball. 553 00:36:20,678 --> 00:36:21,554 Let me out! 554 00:36:22,388 --> 00:36:23,347 Go team! 555 00:36:24,682 --> 00:36:26,267 Wait, Becky. Where is Casper? 556 00:36:26,350 --> 00:36:27,351 I�m on it. 557 00:36:27,935 --> 00:36:28,728 I�m coming! 558 00:36:31,689 --> 00:36:33,149 Casper, they found us. 559 00:36:34,734 --> 00:36:36,110 I can�t do this, Becky. 560 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:38,321 Come on. We have to fix what we�ve done. 561 00:36:38,404 --> 00:36:40,281 Fixing things won�t bring back Mom. 562 00:36:40,406 --> 00:36:43,951 I know, I know. Come on. Come on. - N0. I don�t... 563 00:36:44,076 --> 00:36:46,662 Come on up. We can do this. OK? 564 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:48,122 Yes. 565 00:36:48,289 --> 00:36:49,957 Now pick up that rolling pin 566 00:36:50,082 --> 00:36:52,043 and get ready to flatten some zemon ass like a real man. 567 00:36:52,126 --> 00:36:54,045 But what about Seth? 568 00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:56,047 He�s in the van with everybody else. 569 00:36:57,548 --> 00:37:00,468 I�m going to bring some tissues. - Good on you, good on you. 570 00:37:10,519 --> 00:37:14,273 Ah, get, get, get! 571 00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:30,539 Ha! Itjust don�t get no better than this! Ah. 572 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:41,384 Oh my God. 573 00:37:42,426 --> 00:37:46,681 This is bad. This is really bad. 574 00:37:50,142 --> 00:37:51,769 Great Scott! 575 00:37:52,436 --> 00:37:53,896 There are more! 576 00:37:55,064 --> 00:37:57,566 To the camper! 577 00:38:02,488 --> 00:38:03,531 Get in! 578 00:38:04,699 --> 00:38:07,702 Get away! Get away! 579 00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:09,495 Let me in! Let me in! 580 00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:11,956 Get away! Get away! Inside! Inside! 581 00:38:12,081 --> 00:38:14,959 Come on! 582 00:38:18,504 --> 00:38:19,797 Do it! 583 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:21,757 It won�t start! 584 00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:23,634 Try it! Try it! 585 00:38:25,219 --> 00:38:26,470 Nothing! 586 00:38:27,763 --> 00:38:30,099 Oh my God, oh my God, help us. 587 00:38:30,224 --> 00:38:34,437 Don�t worry, guys. I think this will help. Yeah. Yeah, it did. OK. 588 00:38:36,188 --> 00:38:37,398 Just move! 589 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:41,777 I got it, guys. Come on, come on, come on! 590 00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:44,905 Thanks for all your help, Patrick. 591 00:38:45,281 --> 00:38:47,575 Guys? I�m hungry. 592 00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:51,954 Hurry up, barf-breath. 593 00:38:52,079 --> 00:38:53,622 Listen, man. I�m trying as hard as I can. 594 00:38:53,748 --> 00:38:56,292 Could you just lay off him, Patrick? - Whose side are you on, Charl? 595 00:38:56,417 --> 00:38:58,711 Guys, keep it down. 596 00:39:01,505 --> 00:39:02,423 Ah! 597 00:39:02,757 --> 00:39:04,425 Gramps! What are you doing here? 598 00:39:04,550 --> 00:39:07,470 I came home to put up my trophy! 599 00:39:08,554 --> 00:39:11,182 What happened to the urn? 600 00:39:11,307 --> 00:39:12,641 It broke. 601 00:39:12,767 --> 00:39:15,853 No kidding! This is bad! 602 00:39:15,978 --> 00:39:18,481 I knew it was bad. - But manageable. 603 00:39:19,857 --> 00:39:22,610 Oh, good. Oh. That�s real good. - Manageable is good. 604 00:39:29,408 --> 00:39:30,493 |�|| lock the door! 605 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:34,538 Oh! Oho! Oh, I�m getting good at this. 606 00:39:35,456 --> 00:39:37,375 What the heck is that? 607 00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:38,918 That�s a zemon. 608 00:39:41,837 --> 00:39:45,674 You need to tell me exactly what happened when you broke the urn. 609 00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:50,805 OK, so we sort of made a joke about a curse that involved us looking at people, 610 00:39:50,971 --> 00:39:54,100 and, when we did, they killed themselves 611 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:56,310 and came back as zombie demons. 612 00:39:56,435 --> 00:39:58,813 A.k.a. zemons. 613 00:39:58,896 --> 00:40:00,439 Oh, and don�t forget the hickeys. 614 00:40:00,564 --> 00:40:02,858 And, oh yeah, if we don�t reverse it before sunrise, 615 00:40:02,983 --> 00:40:05,403 then we�re cursed for eternity. 616 00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:08,906 You mocked the spirit! 617 00:40:09,031 --> 00:40:12,910 To be fair, sir, we actually thought we were mocking Casper, your grandson. 618 00:40:13,077 --> 00:40:14,995 A curse is no laughing matter! 619 00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:16,414 Our bad. - Sorry. 620 00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:20,960 Whatever you said when the last ash hit the ground 621 00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:22,211 is going to happen. 622 00:40:22,878 --> 00:40:24,296 I knew I knew it was bad. 623 00:40:28,968 --> 00:40:32,179 This book can help. 624 00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:43,941 There�s a spirit. It burned the new curse rules into the book. 625 00:40:44,358 --> 00:40:46,527 That is so cool. 626 00:40:54,618 --> 00:40:57,997 It�s so shiny. 627 00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:01,500 Gramps? Oh my God! 628 00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:04,879 Oh Shit! We�ve been making eye contact the whole time! 629 00:41:05,254 --> 00:41:08,883 Oh man! This curse is so complicated. 630 00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:13,721 Get the book. There�s still hope. 631 00:41:13,804 --> 00:41:16,682 Somebody do something! CPR, Heimlich, anything! 632 00:41:17,433 --> 00:41:20,227 So ironic... 633 00:41:21,103 --> 00:41:22,229 We�ve got company! 634 00:41:26,942 --> 00:41:29,236 Oh God! He�s out of my seduction zone! 635 00:41:29,653 --> 00:41:30,696 What do I do? 636 00:41:30,821 --> 00:41:32,323 Don't know. 637 00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:41,582 Oh my God. 638 00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:43,334 Hang in there, Gramps. 639 00:41:43,459 --> 00:41:49,590 Your great granddaddy, it�s in his... 640 00:41:49,715 --> 00:41:51,258 In his what? What? 641 00:41:51,425 --> 00:41:55,179 You�ve got to dig. 642 00:41:55,304 --> 00:41:56,639 Dig to where? 643 00:41:56,764 --> 00:42:01,894 You�ve got to dig. 644 00:42:06,065 --> 00:42:11,278 Gramps? Gramps! No! Gramps... 645 00:42:12,446 --> 00:42:17,743 Gramps... No! 646 00:42:28,128 --> 00:42:31,465 Casper, we�ve got to move him before he turns into a zemon. 647 00:42:32,841 --> 00:42:35,094 We�ll make this right, buddy. - Sorry, Casp. 648 00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:39,431 OK. Where are we going to put him? 649 00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:40,933 I�ve got an idea. 650 00:42:44,186 --> 00:42:46,313 What have we got? - Look familiar? - Yes. 651 00:42:46,438 --> 00:42:48,148 That urn contained an evil spirit that haunted these parts 652 00:42:48,274 --> 00:42:50,401 during the turn of the century. 653 00:42:50,484 --> 00:42:53,737 And it was finally captured and contained by none other than Casper�s great grandfather. 654 00:42:53,821 --> 00:42:56,115 He was a hero, Casper. - He was a hero, Casper. 655 00:42:56,198 --> 00:42:58,325 Hero, schmero. Can we fix this shit? 656 00:42:58,450 --> 00:43:01,704 Yes, we can, but we have a lotto do before sunrise. 657 00:43:01,829 --> 00:43:03,622 Which is in six hours and 13 minutes. 658 00:43:06,834 --> 00:43:10,170 OK, OK, so, in order to capture the spirit again, 659 00:43:10,296 --> 00:43:13,591 we need to recreate the urn by gathering the following elements. 660 00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:19,096 OK, so, first we�re going to need ashes from the previous urn. 661 00:43:19,179 --> 00:43:20,848 Ashes... - Got it! 662 00:43:20,931 --> 00:43:24,101 Oh, great, OK. We need a new urn to capture the spirit. 663 00:43:24,226 --> 00:43:26,186 Oh, I think I saw something over there! 664 00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:33,944 OK, OK. Next up, we need a human skull to seal the urn, 665 00:43:34,028 --> 00:43:36,238 and a toad heart to bring it to life. 666 00:43:36,363 --> 00:43:38,782 Check and check. - You know where to find a human skull? 667 00:43:38,907 --> 00:43:42,286 Anthro class, Patrick. If you came, you�d know. Keep going. 668 00:43:42,411 --> 00:43:43,329 OK. OK. 669 00:43:43,454 --> 00:43:45,539 Alright, next up we need a timepiece 670 00:43:45,664 --> 00:43:48,792 from the previous exorcist of the spirit. 671 00:43:48,917 --> 00:43:51,003 So that must be Casper�s great-grandfather, right? 672 00:43:51,670 --> 00:43:52,838 Any ideas? 673 00:43:52,921 --> 00:43:56,800 His name�s Gilbert Galloway. That�s all I�ve got. 674 00:43:56,925 --> 00:43:58,969 That�s something. We can research the name at the library. 675 00:43:59,094 --> 00:44:00,471 Looks like we�re headed back to campus. 676 00:44:00,554 --> 00:44:02,640 Oh, good. I thought that place was useless. 677 00:44:10,439 --> 00:44:11,982 You can check urn off the list. 678 00:44:14,276 --> 00:44:16,028 Oh my god. 679 00:44:17,821 --> 00:44:19,573 Looks like this one�s a gold-digger. 680 00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:32,461 Just when I thought things couldn�t get more sick. 681 00:44:33,253 --> 00:44:36,006 Weapons. We need more weapons. 682 00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:38,008 OK. Just take your pick. 683 00:44:39,093 --> 00:44:40,969 Ayootsasayee! - OK. 684 00:44:53,107 --> 00:44:55,067 These are my guns. These are my bullets. 685 00:44:58,696 --> 00:44:59,947 Guys, look what I found. 686 00:45:00,072 --> 00:45:00,698 Cool. 687 00:45:00,864 --> 00:45:02,991 Yeah. Gramps let me try these once. There used to be four. 688 00:45:08,997 --> 00:45:10,749 Go, go, go, go! 689 00:45:10,874 --> 00:45:12,042 Back door! Follow me! 690 00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:14,294 Move! Move! Whoa, whoa, whoa. 691 00:45:22,678 --> 00:45:24,805 | feel like we�re all dressed up with nowhere to go. 692 00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:09,975 Boom goes the zemon. 693 00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:12,561 Lucy, be careful! Here. Get in. 694 00:46:12,686 --> 00:46:15,814 No! No! No! Gramps! The book! 695 00:46:19,276 --> 00:46:23,405 Gramps, please don�t. Please don�t. 696 00:46:23,530 --> 00:46:28,827 No! No, Dazz! No! Don�t! Don�t... 697 00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:34,666 Gramps! - Come on, man. Let�s go! Let�s go! 698 00:46:46,762 --> 00:46:49,139 Casper, I�m really sorry about Gramps. 699 00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:50,933 Thanks. 700 00:46:56,355 --> 00:47:00,150 That�s it. Stop. Stop. Stop! 701 00:47:00,317 --> 00:47:03,362 OK, OK. What�s wrong? 702 00:47:03,487 --> 00:47:05,280 I can�t do this anymore. Let�s go, Charl. 703 00:47:05,364 --> 00:47:07,282 No, Patrick. We have to stick together. 704 00:47:07,407 --> 00:47:08,617 Let�s go, Charlotte. 705 00:47:09,284 --> 00:47:11,870 Wh... No. I�m not going to leave. 706 00:47:12,496 --> 00:47:15,499 Look, I know tonight�s been tough. - Yeah! 707 00:47:15,582 --> 00:47:18,502 OK. But I say we drop the dead weight and we save ourselves. 708 00:47:21,088 --> 00:47:23,757 We can get a fresh start, 709 00:47:23,882 --> 00:47:26,927 just you and me, just like the old days. What do you say? 710 00:47:28,178 --> 00:47:32,975 Are you delusional? Patrick, this isn�t ninth grade anymore. 711 00:47:33,058 --> 00:47:35,978 Why would I go anywhere with you after how you acted tonight? 712 00:47:36,103 --> 00:47:40,899 Fine. You know what? Forget about it. And forget about us! 713 00:47:41,942 --> 00:47:44,611 OK? You�ve made it pretty clear whose side you�re on. 714 00:47:44,736 --> 00:47:46,905 Wait, this isn�t about sides, Patrick. 715 00:47:47,030 --> 00:47:49,199 Oh, sure it is. And I�ll make it easy for you: 716 00:47:49,324 --> 00:47:51,702 you can stay here with your new pussy friends 717 00:47:51,827 --> 00:47:54,913 while the Paddy wagon moves on to greener pastures. Peace! 718 00:47:55,038 --> 00:47:56,373 I wouldn�t do that. 719 00:47:56,456 --> 00:47:58,292 Oh, shut up, horse-breath. 720 00:47:58,333 --> 00:48:00,586 Let�s see how far you get without a leader like yours truly. 721 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:03,005 Patrick, please don�t do something stupid. 722 00:48:03,130 --> 00:48:06,550 Patrick? Patrick! Where�s he going? Patrick! 723 00:48:06,925 --> 00:48:08,468 You�re kidding me. 724 00:48:09,052 --> 00:48:12,598 And, for the record, Char, the only reason I stayed with you so long 725 00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:15,976 was the thought that I�d convince Lucy to have a threesome with us. 726 00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:17,603 Gross! 727 00:48:17,728 --> 00:48:19,479 Farewell, bitches! 728 00:48:22,649 --> 00:48:24,735 Oh my God! 729 00:48:24,860 --> 00:48:26,320 Help! Charlotte! 730 00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:33,994 Oh man. 731 00:48:34,786 --> 00:48:35,871 Oh, wait... 732 00:48:37,289 --> 00:48:40,375 So does this mean you�re single? 733 00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:42,502 Seth! It�s not funny! 734 00:48:42,628 --> 00:48:44,588 Too soon. - Yeah, of course it does. 735 00:48:44,671 --> 00:48:47,883 That�s what I thought, though. Sort of. - Not appropriate, guys. 736 00:48:53,972 --> 00:48:56,934 Wait, wait, wait. Do you guys hear that? 737 00:48:57,059 --> 00:48:58,477 What? No. 738 00:49:04,733 --> 00:49:06,652 Oh my God! 739 00:49:07,736 --> 00:49:09,237 It�s the guys that killed my mom! 740 00:49:09,363 --> 00:49:11,990 Is that a pump-action shotgun? 741 00:49:13,033 --> 00:49:13,825 Duck! 742 00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:16,495 Christ! Hold on, guys! 743 00:49:18,705 --> 00:49:20,374 How do you work one of these things? 744 00:49:20,457 --> 00:49:21,792 Just pull the pin and throw it! 745 00:49:22,376 --> 00:49:25,921 Oh. Hey, demon hillbillies! This one�s for my mom! 746 00:49:35,222 --> 00:49:37,599 Yeah! Yeah! 747 00:49:41,269 --> 00:49:42,187 Yeah! 748 00:49:43,438 --> 00:49:46,817 That was so rad! That was so rad. 749 00:49:46,942 --> 00:49:48,235 I�ve never done that before. 750 00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:49,903 I almost enjoyed that. 751 00:49:49,987 --> 00:49:51,321 Wow. 752 00:49:51,780 --> 00:49:53,949 Wow. That was close. 753 00:49:54,074 --> 00:49:57,911 Why are we stopping? 754 00:49:59,663 --> 00:50:01,081 Bad news, guys. 755 00:50:02,082 --> 00:50:05,002 For the record, guys, ifl had known we�d be involved in a zemon curse tonight, 756 00:50:05,127 --> 00:50:07,713 I would have totally topped up the tank. 757 00:50:08,755 --> 00:50:11,258 OK, it�s isolated. - OK. 758 00:50:11,383 --> 00:50:14,052 There�s one guy working the joint. He�s half asleep, watching TV. 759 00:50:14,177 --> 00:50:17,139 Dazz, did you happen to notice any snacks? 760 00:50:17,264 --> 00:50:18,140 Honestly, Seth? 761 00:50:18,223 --> 00:50:19,891 Guys, I�ve got the munchies, big time. 762 00:50:20,017 --> 00:50:21,351 OK, let�s push. 763 00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:23,729 Ready? 764 00:50:23,812 --> 00:50:24,771 Ready? 765 00:50:24,896 --> 00:50:26,398 One, two, three. 766 00:50:27,024 --> 00:50:29,609 In breaking news, emergency rooms are filling up with reports 767 00:50:29,735 --> 00:50:33,572 of self-inflicted injuries in the east end of town. But now, back to the music! 768 00:50:33,989 --> 00:50:36,116 Alright. - Just so you know... - Yeah? 769 00:50:36,199 --> 00:50:37,993 I�m not so great in these sort of situations. 770 00:50:38,076 --> 00:50:40,746 We�ve just got to play it cool, give him 20 bucks for gas, 771 00:50:40,829 --> 00:50:44,082 avoid eye contact, get out. No biggie. 772 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:49,296 OK, nobody is going to be able to see my eyes through this thing. 773 00:50:49,421 --> 00:50:51,089 Here�s hoping. - Yeah. 774 00:50:51,965 --> 00:50:52,841 Alright. 775 00:50:59,931 --> 00:51:02,768 There�s our cue. Watch my back. 776 00:51:05,312 --> 00:51:08,315 Well, hello. Good evening, sir. 777 00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:10,817 We will take 20 in gas, please. 778 00:51:10,901 --> 00:51:12,110 Nice camper. 779 00:51:12,194 --> 00:51:16,573 Oh! Yeah, you�re telling me!. Purrs like a kitten. Yeah. 780 00:51:16,656 --> 00:51:18,450 I need a price check on these. 781 00:51:18,533 --> 00:51:23,288 Oh. Oh! Wow! You know what? I think I already have those in purple, so... 782 00:51:23,371 --> 00:51:26,666 These are really small for my face. I can�t... Yep. So I don�t want �em. 783 00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:28,710 20 it is. 784 00:51:29,795 --> 00:51:31,880 Oh wow! Oh! Yikes! I�ve got something in both my eyes right when you did that. 785 00:51:32,005 --> 00:51:34,466 Ah. My eyes also are stinging. 786 00:51:34,549 --> 00:51:36,635 And it�s both of them. 787 00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:40,013 My motor oil exhibit! 788 00:51:40,138 --> 00:51:41,515 Oh, sir, you don�t... 789 00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:43,975 You goddamn kids have no respect for history! 790 00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:46,186 Oh! No! Don�t! Don�t go out there! Oh God! 791 00:51:46,311 --> 00:51:47,646 Time for plan �B�. - We have a plan �B�? 792 00:51:47,729 --> 00:51:49,272 No! - Oh God. 793 00:51:49,356 --> 00:51:51,066 Hey, clean up your mess! 794 00:51:51,191 --> 00:51:52,275 Pump it hard, Seth! 795 00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:54,486 Seth, quick! 796 00:51:55,612 --> 00:51:56,613 Casper! 797 00:51:57,697 --> 00:51:58,615 Your hand. 798 00:51:59,866 --> 00:52:01,827 You stepped on my back, you little freak! 799 00:52:01,910 --> 00:52:03,995 Get out of here, you little st... 800 00:52:05,247 --> 00:52:06,790 Thanks for the gas, man. 801 00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:09,876 Seth, kind of in a hurry! 802 00:52:10,001 --> 00:52:14,089 Coming! Go! Go! Go, go, go! 803 00:52:19,594 --> 00:52:22,389 Well, it wasn�t pretty, but mission accomplished. 804 00:52:22,514 --> 00:52:25,225 Except I accidentally made eye contact with the guy. 805 00:52:25,350 --> 00:52:28,979 But I was wearing the mask, so we should be fine, right? 806 00:52:29,563 --> 00:52:31,439 Guys? 807 00:52:36,111 --> 00:52:38,488 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 808 00:52:54,337 --> 00:52:58,216 Oh, man, these masks don�t work at all! 809 00:52:58,341 --> 00:53:01,344 Oh, well, at least you got the gas. 810 00:53:08,727 --> 00:53:13,231 OK. Seth, Lucy, you guys tackle the biology lab, get the toad heart. 811 00:53:13,315 --> 00:53:15,066 Charlotte and Becky, get to the library, 812 00:53:15,150 --> 00:53:16,902 find out as much about Gilbert Galloway as you can. 813 00:53:17,027 --> 00:53:19,279 Casper, stay here, man the Winnebago. 814 00:53:19,362 --> 00:53:20,614 Perfect. What about the skull? 815 00:53:20,739 --> 00:53:22,532 I know exactly where my anthropology prof keeps it. 816 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,493 We should stick together. I have a bad feeling about this. 817 00:53:25,577 --> 00:53:27,412 No, Casper. We stick to the plan. 818 00:53:27,996 --> 00:53:30,498 The college is going to be swarming with zemons from the football game. 819 00:53:30,665 --> 00:53:32,626 We all know what happened when Patrick went off on his own. 820 00:53:32,751 --> 00:53:33,960 We don�t have time, Casper! 821 00:53:34,544 --> 00:53:36,004 Don�t say I didn�t warn you. 822 00:53:36,171 --> 00:53:37,505 What? What is that supposed to mean? 823 00:53:38,548 --> 00:53:42,135 Nobody listened to me with the urn. Look how that turned out. 824 00:53:42,969 --> 00:53:44,221 Come on. That�s not fair. 825 00:53:44,346 --> 00:53:47,599 It is fair. I didn�t even want to take the urn down in the first place! 826 00:53:47,724 --> 00:53:48,934 Wait, I... 827 00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:50,644 Are you blaming me? 828 00:53:51,770 --> 00:53:53,230 That�s not what I meant. 829 00:53:54,022 --> 00:53:55,398 Let�s go, Becky. 830 00:53:55,565 --> 00:53:56,691 Come on, Casper. 831 00:53:56,816 --> 00:53:59,110 That�s not what I meant! That�s not what I... 832 00:54:00,570 --> 00:54:02,280 You make me sick. 833 00:54:11,456 --> 00:54:16,127 Hey. Just cool it, man. We�ll be back in no time. 834 00:54:24,135 --> 00:54:25,553 That�s not what I meant. 835 00:54:27,180 --> 00:54:28,556 Sick. 836 00:54:28,765 --> 00:54:31,434 What? You ever dissect a toad before? 837 00:54:33,853 --> 00:54:36,064 It�s actually kind of fun. Here. 838 00:54:36,231 --> 00:54:37,732 ljust puked in my mouth. 839 00:54:37,857 --> 00:54:40,026 I�m telling you, after what we�ve been through tonight, 840 00:54:40,151 --> 00:54:42,237 it�ll seem like a bowl of cherries. I promise. 841 00:54:44,864 --> 00:54:46,783 I�d probably just screw it up. 842 00:54:46,908 --> 00:54:48,785 That�s impossible, because you�re perfect. 843 00:54:50,495 --> 00:54:51,496 Really? 844 00:54:51,621 --> 00:54:55,041 Yeah. In every way. Let�s pop that cherry. 845 00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:59,921 OK. So, as soon as that�s finished printing, we�ll head back to the Winny 846 00:55:00,046 --> 00:55:02,090 and brainstorm what we�ve got. - OK, sounds like a plan. 847 00:55:02,757 --> 00:55:05,176 You know, Casper really didn�t mean what he said back there. 848 00:55:05,302 --> 00:55:08,221 He was just venting. - N0, I know. The poor guy. 849 00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:11,683 He�s already lost his mother and his grandfather tonight. 850 00:55:11,808 --> 00:55:12,767 Yeah... 851 00:55:14,269 --> 00:55:15,937 What about Casper�s dad? 852 00:55:16,104 --> 00:55:19,566 Oh, God. He died right in front of him when Casper was a kid. 853 00:55:21,026 --> 00:55:23,570 Yeah, it happened right at the Occult Barn. 854 00:55:23,695 --> 00:55:27,657 Hence Casper�s jumpiness in life and his sheer terror towards his grandfather�s shop. 855 00:55:27,782 --> 00:55:31,786 Oh, wow. That explains a lot. 856 00:55:34,831 --> 00:55:38,168 Is that a crow? Or an eagle? 857 00:55:40,378 --> 00:55:43,757 Oh, man. Radio. 858 00:55:43,882 --> 00:55:45,925 Radio will calm me down. 859 00:55:46,051 --> 00:55:48,845 Everybody�s dead! They�re all dead! - Nope! No. Ooh. 860 00:55:49,846 --> 00:55:53,808 Hey. How are you holding up? Patrick and everything. 861 00:55:55,185 --> 00:55:58,938 You know, I�ve been trying to find a way to break up with him for so long. 862 00:55:59,022 --> 00:56:03,777 ljust... I never imagined it would be so horrific. 863 00:56:04,736 --> 00:56:05,528 Oh God. 864 00:56:05,695 --> 00:56:07,530 Ah! Let�s get out of here before something horrific happens to us! 865 00:56:07,697 --> 00:56:09,115 OK. I�ll grab the papers. 866 00:56:09,199 --> 00:56:10,367 I�ll watch the door. 867 00:56:12,952 --> 00:56:17,749 Oh yeah. Voila. A toad heart. 868 00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:22,003 It�s so tiny. - I know. Alright. 869 00:56:23,088 --> 00:56:24,089 Thank you. 870 00:56:29,969 --> 00:56:33,807 You are humongous. 871 00:56:34,224 --> 00:56:35,141 Josh? 872 00:56:43,691 --> 00:56:46,528 Oh, man. 873 00:56:49,364 --> 00:56:51,366 What a surprise, Mr. Galloway. 874 00:56:51,491 --> 00:56:54,285 Doodling away in an unauthorized parking zone. 875 00:56:54,411 --> 00:56:55,870 Professor Duffy, what are you doing here? 876 00:56:55,995 --> 00:56:59,332 I�m here marking papers. And I couldn�t help but notice that yours still wasn�t in the piles. 877 00:56:59,457 --> 00:57:02,710 You�re in serious danger, OK? You need to... 878 00:57:02,836 --> 00:57:05,463 You need to go home, lock your doors, lock your windows, hide your dog... 879 00:57:06,089 --> 00:57:09,759 Is this another feeble excuse as to why you haven�t handed in your assignment? 880 00:57:09,843 --> 00:57:10,844 No, sir. 881 00:57:10,969 --> 00:57:13,555 Good. Because I will fail you. 882 00:57:13,972 --> 00:57:16,182 Hey, look at me when | talk to you. 883 00:57:16,307 --> 00:57:17,684 Trust me, you don�t... you don�t want that. 884 00:57:17,767 --> 00:57:19,894 I said look at me. I am your elder, 885 00:57:20,061 --> 00:57:21,646 even though I do look good for my age, granted. 886 00:57:21,771 --> 00:57:25,400 I will never look at you. I will never, ever look at you. 887 00:57:25,567 --> 00:57:27,026 Are you on the weed, boy? 888 00:57:27,152 --> 00:57:30,655 No! It�s just weed, not the weed! 889 00:57:30,822 --> 00:57:32,490 Why do all you old people have to say that? 890 00:57:32,615 --> 00:57:37,495 Good. Now ljust want you to move this vehicle 891 00:57:37,620 --> 00:57:39,164 to an authorized parking zone. 892 00:57:41,291 --> 00:57:44,502 Sir? Listen, I�m going to need you to think happy thoughts, OK? 893 00:57:45,086 --> 00:57:48,047 Will do. Gotta go, not sure where, but I�m leaving! 894 00:57:48,173 --> 00:57:49,924 N0! N0, Duffy! Wait! 895 00:58:00,143 --> 00:58:04,689 Let me handle this. It�s time to seduce and enslave. 896 00:58:05,356 --> 00:58:10,528 Hey, Joshy. Happy zemon day to you, 897 00:58:10,653 --> 00:58:15,366 boop-bee-doo. 898 00:58:16,576 --> 00:58:20,121 Pucker up, big boy. 899 00:58:20,246 --> 00:58:22,499 I�m not sure this is a good idea. 900 00:58:28,129 --> 00:58:29,839 It�s working. - Is it? 901 00:58:29,923 --> 00:58:31,299 It�s working. 902 00:58:35,011 --> 00:58:38,014 OK, touch your nose. 903 00:58:46,731 --> 00:58:48,358 OK, nowjump up and down. 904 00:58:49,359 --> 00:58:50,902 A zemon slave! 905 00:58:51,027 --> 00:58:56,533 Oh my God, that�s so cute. OK, now stop. Now give me a back rub. 906 00:58:58,701 --> 00:59:00,662 Well... 907 00:59:02,288 --> 00:59:04,999 This is reminding me of that night. Remember that night? 908 00:59:05,083 --> 00:59:09,045 My dad... Oh, he left for the weekend, and... Oh, your hands! 909 00:59:09,963 --> 00:59:12,882 I�ll never forget your hands, Josh. Oh yeah, yeah. 910 00:59:13,007 --> 00:59:15,885 You know how I like it, baby. Yes! Yes! 911 00:59:16,010 --> 00:59:17,595 Don�t look at me like that. 912 00:59:18,471 --> 00:59:22,934 OK, give me a break. Out of the way! Hey, Joshy. 913 00:59:23,351 --> 00:59:25,395 Time to hit the showers, big boy. 914 00:59:33,861 --> 00:59:36,698 Why�d you do that, Seth? He could have totally been our slave. 915 00:59:36,823 --> 00:59:38,992 I�m not going to let no zemon slave mack on my girl. 916 00:59:39,867 --> 00:59:41,703 Who said I�m your girl? 917 00:59:46,207 --> 00:59:48,668 Keep thinking those happy thoughts, Duffy. 918 01:00:04,809 --> 01:00:07,520 Zemon time. Oh, God. 919 01:00:16,279 --> 01:00:20,116 Eat this, Duffy! I�m in neutral! Ah! 920 01:00:22,744 --> 01:00:24,621 Gah! Kill it! 921 01:00:26,331 --> 01:00:28,791 Oh my God, this is so gross! 922 01:00:31,669 --> 01:00:33,755 Did I do it? 923 01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:36,883 I totally seduced a football zemon and made him my slave. 924 01:00:37,008 --> 01:00:38,176 Really? 925 01:00:38,301 --> 01:00:40,136 Oh, God! Casper! 926 01:00:45,808 --> 01:00:47,518 Is that Professor Duffy? 927 01:00:47,685 --> 01:00:53,691 Yeah. He didn�t make it. I know this looks bad. 928 01:00:54,484 --> 01:00:58,363 And I�m not going to lie: it is. 929 01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:02,950 But I did successfully save the Winnebago. 930 01:01:05,286 --> 01:01:13,252 Also, I�m really sorry about what I said earlier. I didn�t mean it. 931 01:01:14,337 --> 01:01:19,258 We�re all in this together, and-- and, without you guys, 932 01:01:19,384 --> 01:01:23,388 I definitely wouldn�t have made it this far tonight, so thanks. 933 01:01:25,473 --> 01:01:29,936 Oh, guh. Was I holding that the whole time? 934 01:01:33,523 --> 01:01:36,859 Casper, you have a little brain on your face. 935 01:01:36,943 --> 01:01:38,736 Brain? Where? Here? 936 01:01:38,861 --> 01:01:40,279 It�s pretty big. 937 01:01:40,405 --> 01:01:41,989 Yeah, it�s all over. 938 01:01:44,534 --> 01:01:45,868 There�s a little more. 939 01:01:54,127 --> 01:01:55,878 Hail Mary, guys! 940 01:02:09,976 --> 01:02:12,019 Where�s Dazzle? - Where is he? 941 01:02:20,528 --> 01:02:23,156 RazzIe-dazzle, baby! Go, go! 942 01:02:32,415 --> 01:02:35,668 You were right, Casp. The school is infested. 943 01:02:35,793 --> 01:02:37,295 Did you pull a groin or something? 944 01:02:37,420 --> 01:02:38,171 What? 945 01:02:38,296 --> 01:02:40,006 Your groin. Did you pull it? 946 01:02:41,340 --> 01:02:46,596 No. No, just... I�m just a little winded. 947 01:02:46,679 --> 01:02:48,431 OK. - I�m going to go take a rest. 948 01:02:50,057 --> 01:02:51,350 I am so tired now. 949 01:02:51,434 --> 01:02:54,103 Zemons look sexy sometimes. 950 01:02:54,771 --> 01:02:56,647 Ew, Seth. - Is that wrong? 951 01:02:56,773 --> 01:02:58,483 Yeah. - Really, Seth? 952 01:03:03,738 --> 01:03:05,364 OK, let�s see what we�ve got. 953 01:03:05,448 --> 01:03:07,784 This is everything we could find on Gilbert Galloway. 954 01:03:07,909 --> 01:03:09,869 Hey, check out this old photo, Casp. It looks like you. 955 01:03:10,661 --> 01:03:13,247 We even know where he�s buried, but that�s all we could dig up. 956 01:03:13,915 --> 01:03:16,584 Dig up. Dig up, that�s it. - What? 957 01:03:17,251 --> 01:03:20,004 The missing element: a pocket watch. He�s got his very own timepiece. 958 01:03:20,129 --> 01:03:20,755 And? 959 01:03:20,838 --> 01:03:23,299 And Gramps said something about my great-grandfather before he died, 960 01:03:23,382 --> 01:03:26,260 something about... I don�t know. It seemed like gibberish, but it�s not. 961 01:03:26,344 --> 01:03:27,303 You said he�s buried? - Yeah. 962 01:03:27,428 --> 01:03:31,224 Exactly. He�s buried with the pocket watch. That�s what my gramps was trying to tell me. 963 01:03:31,682 --> 01:03:33,684 We�ve got to go dig up my great-grandfather. 964 01:03:34,393 --> 01:03:36,187 Like, literally, tonight, with shovels. 965 01:03:36,270 --> 01:03:38,147 Really? - Where to? 966 01:03:38,981 --> 01:03:40,608 Dagger Cliff Cemetery. 967 01:03:40,691 --> 01:03:41,859 Step on it, Seth. 968 01:03:41,943 --> 01:03:45,530 A cemetery in the middle of a zemon curse. That�s comforting. 969 01:03:47,365 --> 01:03:49,116 Hey, Dazz, what are you doing? 970 01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:51,536 I�m taking in the scenery! What�s it look like? 971 01:03:51,619 --> 01:03:53,788 It looks like you�re about to jump out the window. 972 01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:56,415 Yeah! Jump I shall! 973 01:03:56,541 --> 01:03:58,584 No! Razzle! Don�t even think about it, Dazz! Ah! Ah! Let me go! 974 01:03:58,709 --> 01:04:00,378 Don�t do it! 975 01:04:00,461 --> 01:04:02,964 Dazz, what the hell are you doing? 976 01:04:05,258 --> 01:04:12,473 Oh. OK. OK. My skull adventure didn�t go so smooth. 977 01:04:15,309 --> 01:04:19,105 There were zemons everywhere. And the skull wasn�t where it was supposed to be. 978 01:04:19,230 --> 01:04:22,441 Finally, I found these zemons playing football, 979 01:04:22,525 --> 01:04:23,985 using the skull as a ball. 980 01:04:24,527 --> 01:04:26,904 The zemon QB saw me and hurled the ball. 981 01:04:26,988 --> 01:04:28,614 I caught it, and ljust started running. 982 01:04:28,739 --> 01:04:30,324 What�s not so smooth about that? 983 01:04:30,449 --> 01:04:32,076 I got greedy, Becky. 984 01:04:32,159 --> 01:04:35,496 Zemon Tiffany was watching, really into my catch. 985 01:04:35,621 --> 01:04:38,791 Then I remembered the whole seducing thing, so I decided 986 01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:41,294 I�d give it a shot. I thought I was in control, 987 01:04:41,377 --> 01:04:43,170 but then she was seducing me! 988 01:04:44,171 --> 01:04:47,383 Her tongue started going all crazy and shit, and then BAM! 989 01:04:47,967 --> 01:04:52,513 She gave me a dickey! And l was like, Damn, zemon Tiffany! 990 01:04:52,597 --> 01:04:54,515 You just gave me a dickey! 991 01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:56,183 Wait. A dickey? 992 01:04:56,267 --> 01:04:57,810 Yeah. A click hickey. 993 01:04:57,935 --> 01:04:59,437 Right. Continue. 994 01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:02,273 So I grabbed the bitch by her titties, and I threw her 995 01:05:02,398 --> 01:05:05,276 as far as I could. I called it my titty toss. 996 01:05:06,319 --> 01:05:10,990 Zemons started chasing me, and, well, you know the rest. 997 01:05:12,074 --> 01:05:14,619 Now all I can think about is killing myself. 998 01:05:16,495 --> 01:05:19,290 No! No! Stop, Dazz! Stop it right now! 999 01:05:19,790 --> 01:05:20,875 You stop that! 1000 01:05:21,292 --> 01:05:28,049 I told you I can�t help it. Guys, suddenly I got really scared. 1001 01:05:28,132 --> 01:05:29,884 Don�t worry, Dazz. We�re not going to let you kill yourself. 1002 01:05:30,509 --> 01:05:37,725 OK. OK. Hey, is there any ointment in here? My dick is burning real bad. 1003 01:05:45,608 --> 01:05:46,609 Skull. - Check. 1004 01:05:46,692 --> 01:05:47,944 Toad heart. - Check. 1005 01:05:48,069 --> 01:05:49,320 Urn. - Check 1006 01:05:49,445 --> 01:05:50,821 Ashes. - Check. 1007 01:05:51,238 --> 01:05:53,824 Guys, there�s only one element left. 1008 01:05:54,659 --> 01:05:57,370 If you were to tell me we�d be digging up my great-grandfather today, I... 1009 01:06:01,123 --> 01:06:02,750 I can�t believe Gramps is actually gone. 1010 01:06:04,377 --> 01:06:08,047 Your grandpa really believed in you. And I do, too. 1011 01:06:08,965 --> 01:06:09,799 You do? 1012 01:06:10,508 --> 01:06:14,387 Yeah. I think you�re really special. 1013 01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:21,894 Hey, Lucy? I need you to forgive me. 1014 01:06:22,603 --> 01:06:24,105 For what? - For this. 1015 01:06:26,107 --> 01:06:30,069 ljust can�t help myself, girl! RazzIe-dazzle, baby! 1016 01:06:30,695 --> 01:06:32,655 Suicidal maniac incoming! 1017 01:06:32,738 --> 01:06:34,407 He�s going for the axe! - Duck! 1018 01:06:38,202 --> 01:06:41,163 Whoa. ljust clocked my best friend in the face with a shovel. 1019 01:06:45,710 --> 01:06:49,338 Oh my God. Oh my God. Dazz hit me over the head. I think I�m bleeding. 1020 01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:51,757 Whoa. What the hell? - Ah! I swear I�m bleeding! 1021 01:06:52,341 --> 01:06:56,095 Guys? | just hit the casket. 1022 01:07:02,184 --> 01:07:05,688 Guys, I�d like to announce that I�m officially no longer hungry. 1023 01:07:06,147 --> 01:07:07,148 Be quiet. 1024 01:07:07,273 --> 01:07:09,275 Gilbert? It�s your great-grandson. 1025 01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:13,070 I�m sorry we�re meeting under such uncomfortable circumstances. 1026 01:07:21,037 --> 01:07:23,497 Oh! Oh! It�s the watch. The pocket watch! 1027 01:07:24,498 --> 01:07:25,499 Yes! 1028 01:07:31,756 --> 01:07:33,549 Wait. Wait. 1029 01:07:34,925 --> 01:07:35,801 Bu?? 1030 01:07:38,971 --> 01:07:40,931 Is that supposed to be a poem? 1031 01:07:41,974 --> 01:07:46,562 Stand back, everyone. Looks like another job for the zemon seducer. 1032 01:07:47,063 --> 01:07:50,149 Hey there, zemon Burty. 1033 01:07:57,448 --> 01:07:58,449 Stop that! 1034 01:08:00,284 --> 01:08:01,035 Lucy! 1035 01:08:04,455 --> 01:08:07,458 You stop that right now. You should be ashamed of yourself, 1036 01:08:07,541 --> 01:08:10,127 just waltzing in here, giving Lucy, of all girls, a hickey, 1037 01:08:10,211 --> 01:08:12,963 and then just screaming and acting like a simpleton. 1038 01:08:13,923 --> 01:08:14,924 It didn�t work. 1039 01:08:15,049 --> 01:08:16,884 You did really good. That was actually really... 1040 01:08:17,051 --> 01:08:17,843 Yeah? 1041 01:08:17,968 --> 01:08:20,554 Yeah. You had an impressive move going in. It was really good. 1042 01:08:21,388 --> 01:08:23,808 I tried really hard. - You did great. 1043 01:08:23,933 --> 01:08:27,561 Burt, listen. I�m going through a lot right now, and, if you really love me, 1044 01:08:27,645 --> 01:08:29,396 I need you to just give me some space. 1045 01:08:29,522 --> 01:08:34,360 No! No. Flowers. 1046 01:08:35,361 --> 01:08:40,533 I know what they are. | just... I�m going to need you to just go. 1047 01:08:41,909 --> 01:08:43,953 Please. Just go away. 1048 01:08:51,460 --> 01:08:53,587 I think I�m going to go now, Seth. 1049 01:08:53,712 --> 01:08:56,006 No. No, no. Don�t go. Lucy... 1050 01:08:58,008 --> 01:08:59,969 We�ll always have the toad heart. 1051 01:09:00,094 --> 01:09:03,222 Don�t say that, Lucy. You�re going to be fine, you hear? 1052 01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:06,350 It was so tiny. 1053 01:09:24,660 --> 01:09:27,872 Seth? Seth, we have to go. 1054 01:09:28,289 --> 01:09:30,624 You can do what you want, but I�m going to stay here forever. 1055 01:09:30,749 --> 01:09:32,960 Seth, she�s going to turn into a zemon. 1056 01:09:33,085 --> 01:09:37,506 It�s not Lucy anymore, OK? - Sure it is. Hi, Lucy. Hi. 1057 01:09:39,383 --> 01:09:41,051 Seth... Oh my... N0. - Wait. 1058 01:09:41,135 --> 01:09:47,099 I learned from the best. Pucker up, hot lips. 1059 01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:50,603 Time to seduce and enslave. I�m going in! 1060 01:09:52,479 --> 01:09:53,606 Oh God. 1061 01:09:53,731 --> 01:09:55,482 And that�s gross. 1062 01:09:55,566 --> 01:10:02,114 Yeah, yeah. It�s working. I think it�s working. 1063 01:10:11,957 --> 01:10:13,292 Raise your hand. 1064 01:10:14,543 --> 01:10:15,836 It worked. 1065 01:10:20,966 --> 01:10:26,096 My very own zemon slave. Guys. Guys, check it out. 1066 01:10:27,556 --> 01:10:30,851 I�d like to introduce you to my new main squeezeroo: 1067 01:10:31,769 --> 01:10:35,773 Zemon Slave Lucy. I think we�re going steady. 1068 01:10:35,898 --> 01:10:37,900 That�s real sweet, but can we go now? 1069 01:10:40,653 --> 01:10:44,073 Guys? Where�s Dazz? 1070 01:10:50,996 --> 01:10:52,998 He�s up in the tree with the bees. 1071 01:10:53,123 --> 01:10:56,001 Not the bees, Dazz! You�re allergic. 1072 01:10:56,835 --> 01:10:58,420 You�re allergic to bees! 1073 01:10:58,504 --> 01:11:01,840 Deathly allergic. But I already told you: 1074 01:11:01,966 --> 01:11:03,175 I can�t help myself. 1075 01:11:10,599 --> 01:11:18,774 Ah! Ah! Why? Why the bees? My eyes! Ack, my nose! Oh, my nose! 1076 01:11:18,899 --> 01:11:24,530 Man, my ears! Ack! Anything but the bees! The bees! 1077 01:11:24,989 --> 01:11:28,450 Bees! Bees! 1078 01:11:30,577 --> 01:11:35,332 Casper. Promise me one thing. 1079 01:11:35,916 --> 01:11:37,209 Anything, Dazz. 1080 01:11:44,508 --> 01:11:47,261 Promise me you�ll post that shit. 1081 01:11:47,803 --> 01:11:50,389 I promise. 1082 01:12:06,113 --> 01:12:07,906 We�ve got to go, guys. The sun�s almost up. 1083 01:12:08,032 --> 01:12:09,658 If we don�t hurry, we�re going to be cursed for eternity. 1084 01:12:09,742 --> 01:12:12,077 We have to deal with Dazz, Casper. I mean, he knows the plan, and, 1085 01:12:12,202 --> 01:12:14,788 when he turns into a zemon, he�ll do anything to stop us. 1086 01:12:14,913 --> 01:12:16,832 I can try and seduce him. 1087 01:12:16,957 --> 01:12:18,917 It�s too risky and it�s disgusting. 1088 01:12:19,043 --> 01:12:20,878 Thank... Yes, thank God you said that. 1089 01:12:21,003 --> 01:12:23,464 It would be very awkward, and socially irr... Thank you. 1090 01:12:23,589 --> 01:12:25,549 You know what? Just go to the Winnebago and ready the elements. 1091 01:12:25,674 --> 01:12:27,468 I�ll take care of Dazz. - Are you sure? 1092 01:12:27,968 --> 01:12:29,219 Yeah. - OK. 1093 01:12:52,242 --> 01:12:53,994 Shut the curtains. Really set the mood. 1094 01:12:54,119 --> 01:12:57,206 Yeah, it�s good for the s�ance, guys. Good. 1095 01:12:57,373 --> 01:13:00,417 It�s like Curse-Reverse 101. 1096 01:13:00,542 --> 01:13:04,588 Thanks for saving me from Gramps, Dazz. You did the right thing. 1097 01:13:07,466 --> 01:13:09,468 Alright. In you go. 1098 01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:37,496 That should hold you. 1099 01:13:39,665 --> 01:13:40,791 Alright. 1100 01:13:46,338 --> 01:13:47,423 Everything�s all set. 1101 01:13:49,842 --> 01:13:52,094 Alright. I took care of it. - OK. 1102 01:13:52,177 --> 01:13:56,265 80, according to the book, we have to put all of the elements inside of the urn 1103 01:13:56,348 --> 01:13:58,392 and seal it with the skull. - Where�s the urn? 1104 01:13:59,226 --> 01:14:01,478 The urn? Uh, Lucy had it last, right? 1105 01:14:02,312 --> 01:14:04,606 Oh, God. It�s what Dazz broke over her head! 1106 01:14:04,690 --> 01:14:06,150 It�s in a million pieces on the ground. 1107 01:14:06,275 --> 01:14:07,693 We don�t have an urn? 1108 01:14:08,402 --> 01:14:10,362 Well, what now? 1109 01:14:11,196 --> 01:14:13,157 Seth, you were right? - I was? 1110 01:14:14,741 --> 01:14:16,869 You never know when you�re going to need a hotdog mug. 1111 01:14:17,369 --> 01:14:18,871 A Wiener urn! 1112 01:14:18,996 --> 01:14:20,581 Alright, everyone grab an item. 1113 01:14:21,874 --> 01:14:24,918 First, we�re going to need the ashes. - Yes. Got it. 1114 01:14:25,043 --> 01:14:28,714 OK. Then followed by the toad heart. 1115 01:14:30,340 --> 01:14:33,302 Next, we need the pocket watch to reverse the hands of time. 1116 01:14:33,427 --> 01:14:34,553 Got it. 1117 01:14:35,012 --> 01:14:37,973 And, finally, the human skull to seal the urn. 1118 01:14:39,099 --> 01:14:41,226 OK. Cork it up, Casp. - Got it? 1119 01:14:41,351 --> 01:14:45,314 Guess this is it. Please work, Mr. Hotdog Mug Urn. 1120 01:14:57,826 --> 01:14:58,744 Did it work? 1121 01:14:58,911 --> 01:15:01,038 Of course it did! It totally did! 1122 01:15:01,830 --> 01:15:04,875 Guys, Lucy�s still a zemon. 1123 01:15:06,251 --> 01:15:07,211 Yes. 1124 01:15:09,338 --> 01:15:11,006 We don�t have time for this! What are we supposed to do? 1125 01:15:11,131 --> 01:15:14,092 Well, wait! Wait! Wait, something else is burning into the book. 1126 01:15:14,176 --> 01:15:14,927 What? 1127 01:15:15,052 --> 01:15:17,179 It�s an asterisk. - Oh, I hate those things! 1128 01:15:17,304 --> 01:15:18,347 What does it say? 1129 01:15:18,472 --> 01:15:22,059 OK, To reverse the curse and release your strife, 1130 01:15:22,184 --> 01:15:23,936 one of the cursed must... 1131 01:15:25,187 --> 01:15:26,897 Must what? What do we have to do? 1132 01:15:27,022 --> 01:15:28,190 What? 1133 01:15:28,315 --> 01:15:30,734 ...must sacrifice your own life. 1134 01:15:31,193 --> 01:15:33,362 Wait, one of us has to kill ourselves? 1135 01:15:33,487 --> 01:15:34,446 Yeah. 1136 01:15:36,198 --> 01:15:39,034 This is crazy. There�s got to be something. 1137 01:15:39,117 --> 01:15:41,161 We�re running out of time. - There�s got to be something. 1138 01:15:41,245 --> 01:15:42,371 Wait, Casper! 1139 01:15:50,045 --> 01:15:51,713 Dawn�s almost here. 1140 01:15:54,508 --> 01:15:56,385 I�m doing it! - N0. 1141 01:15:56,468 --> 01:15:59,346 We�re running out of time, and I was the one who got us into this mess in the first place. 1142 01:15:59,471 --> 01:16:01,598 Casper, we�re all to blame. I�m not letting you do this. 1143 01:16:01,682 --> 01:16:02,849 l have to. 1144 01:16:02,933 --> 01:16:04,101 Casper, no. 1145 01:16:05,686 --> 01:16:10,691 Everything�s going to be fine, OK? I promise. Please. 1146 01:16:15,988 --> 01:16:20,784 Seth, you take care of the ladies, and my best to you and Lucy. 1147 01:16:20,909 --> 01:16:23,954 Thanks. - I know. 1148 01:16:26,957 --> 01:16:32,129 Here. It�s something to remember me by. 1149 01:16:33,422 --> 01:16:35,632 It was great getting to know you tonight. 1150 01:16:36,091 --> 01:16:37,509 Is this me? 1151 01:16:38,468 --> 01:16:40,178 It�s supposed to be cute, not weird. 1152 01:16:41,054 --> 01:16:42,306 It�s perfect. 1153 01:16:53,942 --> 01:16:55,152 Thanks. 1154 01:17:01,950 --> 01:17:04,161 Three minutes. 1155 01:17:05,037 --> 01:17:08,707 Casper. You�re going to kill yourself with a rolling pin? 1156 01:17:09,583 --> 01:17:10,459 Right. 1157 01:17:14,546 --> 01:17:17,090 Crossbow? - Have you got any better ideas, Seth? 1158 01:17:17,174 --> 01:17:20,093 Right. That�ll work. - It�s really going to work. 1159 01:17:20,177 --> 01:17:21,762 It�s going to be great. 1160 01:17:27,517 --> 01:17:28,977 Patrick? Look out! 1161 01:17:30,687 --> 01:17:34,316 Becky! No! Becky, what are you doing? 1162 01:17:36,943 --> 01:17:37,694 Patrick? 1163 01:17:37,861 --> 01:17:42,199 Lucy! You take care of Becky, Casper. I�m going to take care of the Paddy wagon. 1164 01:17:49,456 --> 01:17:51,958 Patrick, look! Look, there�s a hot girl inside! 1165 01:17:58,423 --> 01:18:00,008 No! No! 1166 01:18:00,384 --> 01:18:03,011 Becky. Becky, no. 1167 01:18:03,136 --> 01:18:06,264 Ah! Becky. Please wait. 1168 01:18:06,348 --> 01:18:07,557 It�s OK, Casper. 1169 01:18:07,683 --> 01:18:12,187 I can�t do this, Becky. Don�t leave me. 1170 01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:18,235 Go out with a bang, Caspy. 1171 01:18:20,195 --> 01:18:21,196 I love you. 1172 01:18:23,323 --> 01:18:24,408 Please. 1173 01:18:25,033 --> 01:18:26,201 It�s OK. 1174 01:18:27,077 --> 01:18:29,621 Casper, look out! 1175 01:18:33,667 --> 01:18:34,626 The grenade! 1176 01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:44,219 No! No! Get away from me! 1177 01:18:57,190 --> 01:18:59,109 Give you a hickey! 1178 01:19:07,659 --> 01:19:08,869 Stop it! 1179 01:19:12,247 --> 01:19:14,708 How�s this for a threesome, Patrick? One! Two! Three! 1180 01:19:36,855 --> 01:19:38,607 Casper, catch! 1181 01:19:47,157 --> 01:19:49,826 I need you to let go, Dazzle. Come on, man. Please. 1182 01:19:49,951 --> 01:19:53,413 Oh, man. Help me out, brother! 1183 01:19:56,374 --> 01:19:58,627 I know you�re in there somewhere, Dazzle. Please. 1184 01:19:59,044 --> 01:20:01,963 Just one last time. Please. One last time. 1185 01:20:10,388 --> 01:20:11,723 Boom goes the zemon. 1186 01:20:29,741 --> 01:20:35,747 Casper? Casper. Wake up. I�m here. 1187 01:20:35,914 --> 01:20:38,375 Casper? Casper. 1188 01:20:40,085 --> 01:20:41,711 Hi, Casper. - You did it. 1189 01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:43,839 We�re alive, man. - We�re not dead? 1190 01:20:43,922 --> 01:20:45,423 You�re a hero, man. 1191 01:20:45,549 --> 01:20:47,092 Where are all the zemons? 1192 01:20:47,217 --> 01:20:48,301 They�re gone. 1193 01:20:49,219 --> 01:20:51,346 You did it, Casp, man. You saved the day. 1194 01:20:51,513 --> 01:20:53,807 That�s nice. - I�m so proud of you, Casper. 1195 01:20:59,187 --> 01:21:00,730 The pictures are gone. 1196 01:21:00,814 --> 01:21:04,317 Yeah. Casp, everything�s back to normal. Nothing�s changed. 1197 01:21:05,402 --> 01:21:07,696 Almost nothing. - Really? 1198 01:21:08,321 --> 01:21:09,406 Yeah, whatever. 1199 01:21:10,448 --> 01:21:12,367 Now you�ve got your story for Duffy, Casp. 1200 01:21:14,327 --> 01:21:18,331 Oh, Casper, sweetie, you looked so handsome walking across that stage. 1201 01:21:18,456 --> 01:21:20,667 Thanks. - Your father would be so proud. 1202 01:21:20,792 --> 01:21:22,419 Thanks, Ma. - Big news, guys. 1203 01:21:22,502 --> 01:21:24,504 I�m expanding my online mug empire, 1204 01:21:24,629 --> 01:21:26,256 and ljust brought on a brand-new partner. 1205 01:21:26,381 --> 01:21:29,426 I�m responsible for giving the web layout a more seductive touch. 1206 01:21:29,509 --> 01:21:30,927 Yes you are. 1207 01:21:31,052 --> 01:21:35,348 And here you are, Mr. Galloway. Yes, I would have given you an �A�, 1208 01:21:35,432 --> 01:21:37,601 | just found the whole zemon thing a little far-fetched, 1209 01:21:37,726 --> 01:21:41,521 though I did love the bit with the exhaust pipe. Wonderful and charming. 1210 01:21:41,938 --> 01:21:44,065 Good luck. You�re my 38th-favourite student. 1211 01:21:44,190 --> 01:21:47,485 Thank you, Duffy. - Good luck with your future. 1212 01:21:47,569 --> 01:21:49,738 Mrs. Galloway, would you mind taking a photo? 1213 01:21:49,821 --> 01:21:51,656 Oh, I would love to. - Thank you. 1214 01:21:51,781 --> 01:21:52,908 Oh, wait for me! 1215 01:21:53,033 --> 01:21:55,118 Sorry, guys. I was just getting a dickey. 1216 01:21:55,201 --> 01:21:56,870 Say meatballs! 1217 01:21:56,995 --> 01:21:58,413 Meatballs! 1218 01:21:59,039 --> 01:22:04,169 Lock and load. - Let me get my skirt. 1219 01:22:04,252 --> 01:22:06,129 You ready? - Yes. Alright. 1220 01:22:06,963 --> 01:22:09,466 Oh. Casper, check it out. 1221 01:22:09,591 --> 01:22:13,803 Listen, ladies. The Paddy wagon isn�t into threesomes anymore, 1222 01:22:13,929 --> 01:22:17,891 so let�s say you grab a friend, and we go four-way all the way. 1223 01:22:19,434 --> 01:22:21,436 What a loser. - I know. 1224 01:22:21,561 --> 01:22:23,772 Dodged a bullet there. 1225 01:22:23,897 --> 01:22:25,440 Yes. - Let�s go. 1226 01:22:25,523 --> 01:22:27,484 Let�s go! Yeah! 1227 01:22:40,997 --> 01:22:45,877 Heya, kiddos! How you doing? Sorry I couldn�t make it. 1228 01:22:45,961 --> 01:22:48,713 I didn�t have anybody to watch the shop. 1229 01:22:48,797 --> 01:22:50,465 That�s actually why we�re here. 1230 01:22:50,590 --> 01:22:52,175 Now that we�re graduates, we were hoping 1231 01:22:52,300 --> 01:22:55,136 that we could be faithful employees of the Occult Barn. 1232 01:22:55,679 --> 01:22:56,680 Really? 1233 01:22:57,555 --> 01:22:59,307 You two will watch the shop? 1234 01:22:59,933 --> 01:23:01,810 We have to pay for our new place somehow. 1235 01:23:02,352 --> 01:23:03,645 It�s a big place. 1236 01:23:03,812 --> 01:23:06,815 Oh, that�s great news. 1237 01:23:10,402 --> 01:23:11,319 Oh, yeah! 1238 01:23:21,621 --> 01:23:22,622 Stand back! 1239 01:23:25,083 --> 01:23:26,126 Heads up! 1240 01:23:28,545 --> 01:23:30,296 Hey. Where are you going? 1241 01:23:30,422 --> 01:23:35,427 Vacation! I�ve waited 50 years for this! You remember the ground rules? 1242 01:23:35,510 --> 01:23:37,762 Don�t close during open hours, lock up when you leave, 1243 01:23:37,887 --> 01:23:39,597 and don�t come within spitting distance of the urn. 1244 01:23:39,723 --> 01:23:40,557 And? 1245 01:23:40,682 --> 01:23:42,517 And your prize trophy. 1246 01:23:42,642 --> 01:23:48,189 You got it. Aloha, kiddos. I�ll send you a postcard. Ha! 1247 01:23:52,819 --> 01:23:55,280 Well, he sure looks happy. 1248 01:23:55,780 --> 01:23:57,115 He�s not the only one. 1249 01:24:03,788 --> 01:24:05,749 You trying to give me a hickey? 1250 01:24:11,588 --> 01:24:13,089 Ah! Oh, oh, we�re so dead. 96840