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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,508 --> 00:00:51,428 Freely Adapted From the Novel by PETRONIUS ARBITER 2 00:01:20,832 --> 00:01:23,710 The earth has not dragged me down into the abyss, 3 00:01:23,835 --> 00:01:26,796 nor has the sea engulfed me with its raging storms. 4 00:01:26,963 --> 00:01:29,632 I fled from the law and escaped the arena. 5 00:01:29,758 --> 00:01:32,343 I've even stained my hands with blood, 6 00:01:32,510 --> 00:01:34,387 only to end up here, destitute, 7 00:01:34,512 --> 00:01:37,140 exiled from my country, abandoned! 8 00:01:37,682 --> 00:01:40,143 And who condemned me to this solitude? 9 00:01:40,310 --> 00:01:42,771 He who bears the mark of every known vice, 10 00:01:42,896 --> 00:01:46,316 who by his own admission should be banished - Ascyltus! 11 00:01:46,441 --> 00:01:49,694 He won his freedom through whoring and keeps it the same way. 12 00:01:49,819 --> 00:01:51,154 He gambled away his youth. 13 00:01:51,321 --> 00:01:54,657 He sold himself as a woman, even when approached as a man. 14 00:01:54,824 --> 00:01:56,284 And that shameless Giton? 15 00:01:58,077 --> 00:02:02,832 On the Day of the Virile Toga he wore a woman's stole. 16 00:02:02,999 --> 00:02:06,377 His mother had already convinced him not to act like a man. 17 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:09,464 In jail he was a whore, 18 00:02:09,589 --> 00:02:12,717 capable of forsaking the oldest of friendships. 19 00:02:12,842 --> 00:02:14,135 Shame on him! 20 00:02:14,260 --> 00:02:16,054 He's a disgrace! 21 00:02:16,513 --> 00:02:19,891 And now, wrapped in each other's arms, 22 00:02:20,183 --> 00:02:23,019 they spend entire nights together... 23 00:02:25,104 --> 00:02:26,856 and laugh at me. 24 00:02:30,235 --> 00:02:32,737 But it won't end here, I swear! 25 00:02:36,783 --> 00:02:39,786 I loved you, Giton, and I still do. 26 00:02:40,036 --> 00:02:43,665 I can't share you with others, because you're a part of me. 27 00:02:43,790 --> 00:02:46,000 You are me, you are my soul. 28 00:02:46,125 --> 00:02:48,211 My soul belongs to you. 29 00:02:48,419 --> 00:02:51,422 You're the sun, the sea, the gods. 30 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:54,926 That smug Ascyltus has made off with his prey. 31 00:02:55,385 --> 00:02:57,262 I must find you no matter what, 32 00:02:57,387 --> 00:02:59,597 or I'm no longer a man! 33 00:03:00,139 --> 00:03:02,016 Ascyltus! 34 00:03:17,949 --> 00:03:21,369 Encolpius is looking for me. He seeks revenge. 35 00:03:21,494 --> 00:03:24,747 I took his little friend away with a conniving trick. 36 00:03:24,914 --> 00:03:28,501 Well, that back-alley murderer deserved to be tricked. 37 00:03:28,626 --> 00:03:32,046 Like a bird of prey, he carries off anything shiny. 38 00:03:32,171 --> 00:03:34,382 While he slept, drunk with wine, 39 00:03:34,507 --> 00:03:36,509 I stole Giton out from under him, 40 00:03:36,634 --> 00:03:39,554 and we spent the sweetest of nights together. 41 00:03:39,679 --> 00:03:42,307 Friendship lasts as long as it's convenient. 42 00:03:42,849 --> 00:03:44,767 That's how I see it. 43 00:03:44,893 --> 00:03:47,770 At first the boy tried to deny me his flower. 44 00:03:47,937 --> 00:03:49,606 Perhaps he wished to sleep. 45 00:03:50,106 --> 00:03:52,609 But I drew my sword and told him, 46 00:03:52,734 --> 00:03:55,945 “lf you're Lucretia, you've found your Tarquin!” 47 00:03:56,112 --> 00:03:59,115 Today a famous actor - famous for this! - 48 00:03:59,282 --> 00:04:01,117 offered to buy him, 49 00:04:01,242 --> 00:04:03,202 so I gave up my little slave. 50 00:04:03,328 --> 00:04:05,121 Then, as I wandered the city, 51 00:04:05,288 --> 00:04:07,457 an upstanding older gentleman approached me 52 00:04:07,624 --> 00:04:09,709 and brought me here to the baths. 53 00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:13,254 In a dark corner he began fondling me and wouldn't stop! 54 00:04:15,798 --> 00:04:18,635 But I see Encolpius coming, livid with anger. 55 00:04:18,801 --> 00:04:21,220 I must defend myself or flee. 56 00:04:24,140 --> 00:04:27,185 Looking for me, Encolpius? Here I am. 57 00:04:27,685 --> 00:04:29,187 Where's Giton? 58 00:04:53,836 --> 00:04:55,380 Where is Giton? 59 00:04:55,505 --> 00:04:58,383 I'll kill you, you whore! - I sold him. 60 00:04:58,508 --> 00:05:02,470 - Where is he? - I sold him to Vernacchio, the actor. 61 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:56,315 Applaud, applaud. 62 00:06:50,078 --> 00:06:55,166 And with this I punish my offending arm. 63 00:08:00,398 --> 00:08:02,692 Who is more fortunate 64 00:08:02,817 --> 00:08:06,946 than we who can witness our divine Caesar's new miracle? 65 00:08:07,071 --> 00:08:08,865 Come! 66 00:08:13,035 --> 00:08:15,288 Caesar, with his great soul... 67 00:08:15,413 --> 00:08:18,499 and Eros, with his thousand charms, came down to Earth. 68 00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:28,926 Vernacchio... 69 00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:32,638 I denounce you before all. You must stop your performance. 70 00:08:32,972 --> 00:08:36,893 Oh, we have a new master! 71 00:08:37,727 --> 00:08:41,189 That boy is mine. You must give him back to me. 72 00:08:41,314 --> 00:08:43,858 Are you a cavalier? A senator? 73 00:08:43,983 --> 00:08:47,528 Come up, handsome youth. All are welcome in my house. 74 00:08:47,987 --> 00:08:49,447 Come! 75 00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:55,328 Wait. 76 00:08:55,453 --> 00:08:57,997 First I want you to meet my family 77 00:08:58,122 --> 00:09:00,082 and my slaves. 78 00:09:00,208 --> 00:09:01,834 Watch out for the dog! 79 00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:06,047 Giton, come quickly. 80 00:09:06,339 --> 00:09:08,925 But he's beautiful, and meaty too! 81 00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:11,219 He cost me 35 denarii. 82 00:09:11,344 --> 00:09:14,472 A suckling pig of the same weight would cost more. 83 00:09:14,597 --> 00:09:16,474 Listen, Vernacchio. 84 00:09:16,974 --> 00:09:18,726 I know you're a famous actor, 85 00:09:18,851 --> 00:09:21,395 and I've just seen proof of your many talents, 86 00:09:21,771 --> 00:09:24,607 but I repeat: The boy is mine. 87 00:09:25,274 --> 00:09:29,820 That bastard who sold him to you had no right to do so. 88 00:09:31,656 --> 00:09:35,243 So do not appeal to the law. It's useless. 89 00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:37,411 Giton's coming with me. 90 00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:43,542 I'll buy the boy for 40 sesterces. 91 00:09:43,668 --> 00:09:46,254 I'll make it 45. 92 00:09:47,380 --> 00:09:50,341 For 60 I'll buy the boy. 93 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:57,974 Sir, this boy is better than a wife, 94 00:09:58,140 --> 00:10:00,643 and what freeman would sell his wife? 95 00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:02,478 He's tidy, he's wise. 96 00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:04,605 I always come home to a lighted fire. 97 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:07,400 I've trained him in the great art of the stage. 98 00:10:07,525 --> 00:10:09,735 You'll see how well he'll play female roles: 99 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:12,822 Helen of Menelaus, faithful Penelope, Cornelia. 100 00:10:12,989 --> 00:10:14,991 Such a treasure has no price. 101 00:10:19,662 --> 00:10:22,665 I'll give you what you paid for him and no more. 102 00:10:22,832 --> 00:10:24,959 Giton's leaving with me. 103 00:10:26,836 --> 00:10:28,629 That's enough! 104 00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:40,349 Vernacchio, your behavior has grown intolerable. 105 00:10:40,516 --> 00:10:45,062 We already took away your benches for jesting about Caesar, 106 00:10:45,187 --> 00:10:47,690 yet you continue to stir up trouble? 107 00:10:48,524 --> 00:10:51,402 Let the young man have his slave back, 108 00:10:51,527 --> 00:10:53,863 or tomorrow I'll burn down your theater. 109 00:10:53,988 --> 00:10:55,323 It's not true - 110 00:10:55,448 --> 00:10:59,076 Be careful, Vernacchio. We're tired of your arrogance. 111 00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:03,873 Have pity, sir. Don't destroy my theater, I beg you! 112 00:11:03,998 --> 00:11:07,126 Vernacchio is meek and obedient. 113 00:11:07,251 --> 00:11:09,003 Caesar knows that. 114 00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:54,548 Look who's over there. 115 00:11:56,050 --> 00:11:58,636 Calpurnia, where shall we stay? 116 00:11:59,053 --> 00:12:02,056 Where else? Here, my beautiful boys. 117 00:12:02,390 --> 00:12:04,225 There he is. 118 00:12:05,393 --> 00:12:09,146 Come, let's visit the little sisters. Come! 119 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:14,151 Come here! 120 00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:39,885 You've chosen an auspicious day. 121 00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:42,471 You wanted a fertile bride? 122 00:12:43,264 --> 00:12:45,766 This liver's reddish-brown color 123 00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:48,436 indicates that this woman is pregnant. 124 00:13:29,268 --> 00:13:31,937 Hold on, Blue Eyes. Have you heard of me? 125 00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:34,064 Everywhere! You're very famous! 126 00:13:34,190 --> 00:13:35,858 Giton! 127 00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:30,778 Well, well, my honorable brother... 128 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:32,654 what's this? 129 00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:35,657 One blanket for the two of you? 130 00:18:35,783 --> 00:18:39,119 Ascyltus, there's little chance of us being friends again, 131 00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:42,289 so let's divide up our shared property 132 00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:44,666 and go our separate ways. 133 00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:51,131 We're both students of literature, 134 00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:53,759 yet we've become the laughingstock of the whole city. 135 00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:56,887 Why did you run off today while our teacher was speaking? 136 00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:59,515 What else could I do? I was starving. 137 00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:03,352 I'll go my own way so as not to compete with you. 138 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:06,355 Fine! Let's divide up our stuff. 139 00:19:10,234 --> 00:19:12,486 That's mine, and so is this. 140 00:19:17,366 --> 00:19:19,368 The mirror's mine. 141 00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:24,414 That's mine! 142 00:19:24,832 --> 00:19:27,501 And now let's divide up the boy. 143 00:19:32,673 --> 00:19:35,843 - You must be joking. - We'll let him decide. 144 00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:42,432 You. 145 00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:08,120 Ganymede... 146 00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:10,789 Narcissus... 147 00:22:11,540 --> 00:22:15,460 Apollo, who turned the young man's shadow into a flower. 148 00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:18,922 All the myths speak to us of love... 149 00:22:19,464 --> 00:22:22,050 of unrivaled unions. 150 00:22:22,426 --> 00:22:25,387 But I took into my heart a cruel guest. 151 00:22:25,595 --> 00:22:28,265 I'm a poet. 152 00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:31,727 You might ask, “Why are you dressed so poorly?” 153 00:22:31,977 --> 00:22:33,979 That's precisely why. 154 00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:38,734 A passion for art never made anyone rich. 155 00:22:38,859 --> 00:22:42,320 I don't know why, but poverty is always a sister to genius. 156 00:22:42,446 --> 00:22:44,573 My name is Eumolpus. 157 00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:49,578 The masterpieces in this gallery reveal our current malaise. 158 00:22:49,745 --> 00:22:52,831 No one can paint like this today. 159 00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:56,668 What brought on this sorry state? 160 00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:58,962 Lust for money! 161 00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:03,008 Once upon a time... 162 00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:06,136 man's ideal was virtue pure and simple. 163 00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:08,722 That's why the liberal arts flourished. 164 00:23:08,847 --> 00:23:11,975 Eudoxus grew old studying the stars from a mountaintop. 165 00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:16,146 Lysippus drew the same model his whole life... 166 00:23:16,772 --> 00:23:18,815 and starved to death. 167 00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:22,402 But we, with our drinking and whoring around, 168 00:23:22,611 --> 00:23:25,614 don't even recognize the masterpieces before our eyes. 169 00:23:25,739 --> 00:23:29,743 Where is dialectics now? What happened to astronomy? 170 00:23:30,035 --> 00:23:33,955 Where is philosophy, which once showed us the way? 171 00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:37,793 Don't be surprised that the art of painting is dead 172 00:23:37,959 --> 00:23:41,171 when we find more beauty today in a pot of gold 173 00:23:41,296 --> 00:23:43,965 than in the works of Apelles or Phidias - 174 00:23:44,132 --> 00:23:46,676 those crazy Greeks! 175 00:23:49,387 --> 00:23:51,223 His land provides everything: 176 00:23:51,348 --> 00:23:53,100 wool, lemon, peppers. 177 00:23:53,225 --> 00:23:57,270 You want hen's milk? He'll have it. And what was he before? 178 00:23:58,021 --> 00:24:02,109 Believe me, you'd never have accepted a piece of bread from his hands. 179 00:24:02,317 --> 00:24:05,821 Now he's so rich, he himself doesn't know how much he has. 180 00:24:06,113 --> 00:24:08,115 And he thinks he's a poet! 181 00:24:08,323 --> 00:24:11,493 There isn't a drop of poetry in his verses. 182 00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:14,246 And you know what this bastard calls me? 183 00:24:14,371 --> 00:24:17,874 “Colleague,” “brother,” “soul mate,” he says. 184 00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:20,001 I have the best seat at his table. 185 00:24:20,168 --> 00:24:22,963 I drink his own wine, not that served to other guests. 186 00:24:23,088 --> 00:24:25,340 As a Roman citizen you've escaped torture, 187 00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:28,176 but you won't escape a beating from my slaves! 188 00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:30,387 Your mouth is a cesspool! 189 00:24:30,804 --> 00:24:33,932 You'll be flogged! I'll see they break your back, you dog! 190 00:24:34,057 --> 00:24:36,393 I broke your pimp son's back! 191 00:24:36,810 --> 00:24:38,770 I'll have you thrown you in jail! 192 00:24:38,895 --> 00:24:40,689 You should be hanged! 193 00:25:12,596 --> 00:25:16,391 It doesn't matter. Even Venus was cross-eyed. 194 00:26:13,365 --> 00:26:15,992 Ah, Eumolpus, you're here too. 195 00:26:16,117 --> 00:26:19,579 My brother, your presence fills me with emotion... 196 00:26:19,704 --> 00:26:21,790 because you're like me... 197 00:26:21,957 --> 00:26:24,125 - You're too kind. - ...a man of talent. 198 00:26:24,292 --> 00:26:27,796 We poets know true friendship. - Who are you two? 199 00:27:11,214 --> 00:27:14,676 You must do the wine the honor of trying it. 200 00:27:14,843 --> 00:27:16,553 Fish must swim, 201 00:27:17,178 --> 00:27:20,307 but thanks to the gods, I needn't buy a thing. 202 00:27:20,432 --> 00:27:24,185 All these mouthwatering delights 203 00:27:24,311 --> 00:27:26,938 come from some estate of mine 204 00:27:27,063 --> 00:27:30,650 that I'm told extends from Tarracina to Tarentum. 205 00:27:30,775 --> 00:27:33,278 I'll have to buy up all of Sicily, 206 00:27:33,403 --> 00:27:36,948 because I want to travel to Africa. 207 00:27:37,073 --> 00:27:39,868 That way, whether by foot, horseback, or sea, 208 00:27:40,035 --> 00:27:42,078 I'd never leave my own property, 209 00:27:42,203 --> 00:27:45,874 like “ever wandering Ulysses.” 210 00:27:46,249 --> 00:27:48,585 Do you like the reference? 211 00:27:49,544 --> 00:27:52,672 The classics are always suitable, even at the table. 212 00:28:02,599 --> 00:28:05,060 This is the first beard I shaved off. 213 00:28:05,226 --> 00:28:07,854 I was already a man at 14. 214 00:28:07,979 --> 00:28:10,190 And these are my household gods, 215 00:28:10,565 --> 00:28:13,401 protectors of my property. 216 00:28:13,526 --> 00:28:15,904 Good Business, Good Fortune, and Good Profit... 217 00:28:16,071 --> 00:28:18,156 may it please the gods. 218 00:28:27,582 --> 00:28:29,751 - What division are you from? - The 40th. 219 00:28:29,876 --> 00:28:32,003 Born here, or did I buy you? 220 00:28:32,128 --> 00:28:35,423 Neither. Pansa left me to you in his will. 221 00:28:35,548 --> 00:28:37,300 Roast that big one, 222 00:28:37,425 --> 00:28:40,929 and roast it well, or I'll transfer you to sweeping. 223 00:28:41,137 --> 00:28:44,057 “A poor man and a rich man were fighting once -” 224 00:28:44,182 --> 00:28:46,601 What's a poor man? 225 00:28:47,102 --> 00:28:49,604 That's a good one! 226 00:28:55,276 --> 00:28:57,195 I'm going to the pot. 227 00:28:57,779 --> 00:29:01,950 Day is fading, and in the blink of an eye, it's night. 228 00:29:02,075 --> 00:29:05,286 Nothing better than rolling out of bed straight to the dinner table. 229 00:29:05,453 --> 00:29:08,540 It's been so cold that a bath hardly warms me up. 230 00:29:08,665 --> 00:29:10,959 Ah, we're less than flies. 231 00:29:11,126 --> 00:29:15,213 They at least know how to survive, while we are but bubbles. 232 00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:20,176 “Here today, gone tomorrow,” said the farmer who'd lost his speckled pig. 233 00:29:32,605 --> 00:29:36,317 Lead turned to gold in his hands. His hair was blacker than a crow. 234 00:29:36,484 --> 00:29:39,028 He was over 70 and still going at it. 235 00:29:39,154 --> 00:29:42,031 Even the dog wasn't safe around him. 236 00:30:39,589 --> 00:30:41,758 What? Roasted already? 237 00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:44,344 You didn't even gut it? 238 00:30:44,469 --> 00:30:47,263 You present it to me like this? Call in the cook! 239 00:30:47,847 --> 00:30:50,558 You roasted it whole, without gutting it? 240 00:30:50,683 --> 00:30:53,937 - Mercy, master! - Tie him up and whip him! 241 00:30:54,062 --> 00:30:56,689 I made a mistake. Have mercy on me! 242 00:30:56,814 --> 00:30:58,691 Pardon him! 243 00:31:02,904 --> 00:31:05,031 What are you waiting for, you wretch? 244 00:31:05,156 --> 00:31:07,158 Gut it here, now! 245 00:31:14,415 --> 00:31:16,417 How wonderful! 246 00:31:16,543 --> 00:31:21,256 Thrushes, fatted hens, bird gizzards! 247 00:31:21,422 --> 00:31:22,632 Sausage garlands, 248 00:31:22,757 --> 00:31:24,759 tender plucked doves! 249 00:31:24,884 --> 00:31:28,346 Snails, livers, ham, and offal! 250 00:31:28,471 --> 00:31:29,889 Hail Trimalchio! 251 00:31:36,688 --> 00:31:38,565 What's so funny, silly man? 252 00:31:38,690 --> 00:31:42,402 You don't appreciate my master's extravagances? Are you wealthier? 253 00:31:42,527 --> 00:31:44,320 Do you give better banquets? 254 00:31:44,445 --> 00:31:47,156 Blockhead, scoundrel, tramp! You dare laugh? 255 00:31:47,282 --> 00:31:50,451 Are you a cavalier? Then I'm the emperor's son! 256 00:31:50,577 --> 00:31:52,453 Did Papa buy you a goat? 257 00:31:52,620 --> 00:31:54,372 I laughed because it's funny. 258 00:31:54,497 --> 00:31:57,917 You're not worth your own piss, and you stink! 259 00:31:58,042 --> 00:32:00,587 Did you buy your freedom? I'm a freeman. 260 00:32:01,087 --> 00:32:04,674 I feed 20 mouths and a dog. I bought my wife's freedom. 261 00:32:04,799 --> 00:32:08,803 No one can fondle her tits now! But what are you? 262 00:32:09,095 --> 00:32:12,515 - Answer and you'll only - - You're a fart in the water! 263 00:32:13,391 --> 00:32:17,103 Enough blathering, Hermeros. Show some patience. 264 00:32:17,270 --> 00:32:20,648 The boy's young, and his blood is hot. 265 00:32:20,898 --> 00:32:23,735 When you were a young cock, 266 00:32:23,860 --> 00:32:25,528 you crowed too. 267 00:32:25,653 --> 00:32:27,780 Give us some Homer! 268 00:32:44,672 --> 00:32:47,842 I like to hear Greek while I eat. 269 00:33:46,651 --> 00:33:50,405 Eumolpus, my brother poet, did you understand the story? 270 00:33:51,114 --> 00:33:54,117 Diomedes and Ganymede were brothers. 271 00:33:54,242 --> 00:33:57,161 Helen was their sister. 272 00:33:57,286 --> 00:34:01,124 Agamemnon abducted her, and Ajax went mad. 273 00:34:34,574 --> 00:34:38,536 Eumolpus, come sit down and empty a few more cups. 274 00:34:38,661 --> 00:34:40,538 Mangy dogs! 275 00:34:41,122 --> 00:34:43,249 Race of slaves! 276 00:34:43,374 --> 00:34:47,211 You've never paid a twentieth of your ransom! 277 00:34:47,378 --> 00:34:51,174 Sewer whores! Ass lickers! Shit eaters! 278 00:34:51,799 --> 00:34:53,760 Eumolpus, console yourself. 279 00:34:53,885 --> 00:34:56,763 It's hard going for men of letters like us. 280 00:34:57,305 --> 00:34:59,682 Listen to a few verses I wrote: 281 00:34:59,807 --> 00:35:03,436 “What you least expect is often what you get. 282 00:35:03,561 --> 00:35:06,606 But Fortune waits above to care for us with love. 283 00:35:06,731 --> 00:35:09,025 So take your fill and drink at will!” 284 00:35:09,484 --> 00:35:11,652 A new Horace! 285 00:35:12,069 --> 00:35:14,572 There's a new Horace in our midst. 286 00:35:24,415 --> 00:35:26,334 Go on, dance! 287 00:35:29,003 --> 00:35:31,672 Don't make me angry! Dance! 288 00:37:19,655 --> 00:37:22,742 “On July 26th, on Trimalchio's estate at Cumae, 289 00:37:22,867 --> 00:37:25,578 30 boys and 40 girls were born. 290 00:37:25,703 --> 00:37:29,457 That same day, the slave Eusebio was crucified for insulting our master. 291 00:37:29,624 --> 00:37:31,542 Thirty-six calves were born. 292 00:37:31,667 --> 00:37:35,504 That same day, fire broke out in Trimalchio's Pompeian gardens -” 293 00:37:35,963 --> 00:37:39,592 What? When did I buy gardens in Pompeii? 294 00:37:40,343 --> 00:37:41,928 Wine and hot water! 295 00:37:42,053 --> 00:37:45,306 Sorry we're late. We were at a wake at Scissa's house. 296 00:37:45,431 --> 00:37:48,643 One of his slaves died, and half our wine 297 00:37:48,768 --> 00:37:52,146 had to be poured over the poor boy's bones. 298 00:37:52,313 --> 00:37:55,191 Only you were missing. 299 00:37:55,316 --> 00:37:58,611 Blood pudding, giblets, Spanish pastry, a snail apiece, 300 00:37:58,736 --> 00:38:02,448 and for the main course, bear with duck eggs. 301 00:38:02,573 --> 00:38:05,701 My wife ate so much of that dish 302 00:38:05,826 --> 00:38:07,495 that she threw up. 303 00:38:07,620 --> 00:38:10,915 If bears can eat people, why shouldn't people - 304 00:38:11,832 --> 00:38:14,335 What's going on here? 305 00:38:14,460 --> 00:38:16,671 I'l split your head open! 306 00:38:16,796 --> 00:38:20,758 Just see if I don't cut your ears off when we get home. 307 00:38:24,136 --> 00:38:26,681 How does that sound, haruspex? 308 00:38:26,847 --> 00:38:29,016 The sound is clearer... 309 00:38:29,308 --> 00:38:31,519 a sign of change. 310 00:38:31,894 --> 00:38:35,272 Are you expecting anyone this weekend? 311 00:38:35,731 --> 00:38:37,400 Try again. 312 00:38:38,401 --> 00:38:41,195 I'm happy for you. That sounds good. 313 00:38:47,076 --> 00:38:50,621 This well-behaved lad brings joy to my life 314 00:38:50,746 --> 00:38:53,040 and fills me with satisfaction. 315 00:38:53,207 --> 00:38:57,128 Come. Don't you want to sit with your old uncle? 316 00:38:57,253 --> 00:39:00,381 Have you ever seen such a sweet little creature? 317 00:39:07,221 --> 00:39:09,223 And before my very eyes! 318 00:39:09,807 --> 00:39:11,809 You dunghill of a woman! 319 00:39:11,934 --> 00:39:15,187 I bought you at the slave market, made you a human being! 320 00:39:15,312 --> 00:39:17,148 What are you talking about? 321 00:39:17,732 --> 00:39:21,485 Habinnas, remove her statue from my mausoleum 322 00:39:21,610 --> 00:39:23,863 or we'll still be bickering when we're dead. 323 00:39:23,988 --> 00:39:25,448 Tramp! 324 00:39:25,573 --> 00:39:27,450 Ugly witch - take that! 325 00:39:29,076 --> 00:39:31,620 Harpy! 326 00:39:32,246 --> 00:39:35,541 I built her a palace, and listen to her! 327 00:39:35,916 --> 00:39:38,753 You've grown fat as a puffed-up frog! 328 00:39:38,878 --> 00:39:41,130 Well, I'll make you bite your tongue! 329 00:39:43,174 --> 00:39:46,886 I love the boy because he's clever, not because he's pretty. 330 00:39:47,011 --> 00:39:50,306 He can already divide by ten and read a book on first sight, 331 00:39:50,431 --> 00:39:52,933 and he's already bought a chair for himself. 332 00:39:53,059 --> 00:39:54,769 You still crying, you hag? 333 00:39:54,935 --> 00:39:58,272 Just remember you owe this life of luxury to me. 334 00:39:58,397 --> 00:40:01,776 I endured my master's advances for 14 years. 335 00:40:01,901 --> 00:40:04,612 What of it? A master gives the orders. 336 00:40:04,737 --> 00:40:06,864 But I kept the mistress happy too. 337 00:40:06,989 --> 00:40:11,410 By the will of the gods, I was named heir - along with Caesar, of course. 338 00:40:11,535 --> 00:40:15,289 I built five ships and loaded them with lard, perfume, and slaves. 339 00:40:15,456 --> 00:40:19,794 That started off my fortune. Everything I touch turns to gold. 340 00:40:20,169 --> 00:40:23,631 I was a cockroach, now I'm a king. That's life. 341 00:40:23,756 --> 00:40:27,802 Stichus, prepare my burial vestments and ointment, 342 00:40:27,927 --> 00:40:32,932 and bring the wine I chose for washing my bones. 343 00:40:33,057 --> 00:40:35,559 Life passes like a shadow. 344 00:40:35,684 --> 00:40:38,854 Sooner or later we'll all end up like this. 345 00:40:38,979 --> 00:40:41,565 I just thought of a poem. 346 00:40:41,816 --> 00:40:43,275 Listen. 347 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:46,821 “On the stage a troupe performs a mime. 348 00:40:46,987 --> 00:40:48,989 One actor plays the father, 349 00:40:49,115 --> 00:40:51,492 another the son, a third the rich man. 350 00:40:51,659 --> 00:40:54,870 But when the play is over, the pretend faces vanish, 351 00:40:54,995 --> 00:40:57,331 and the real ones return.” 352 00:40:57,456 --> 00:40:59,583 What do you think of my verse, poet? 353 00:40:59,708 --> 00:41:03,462 To tell you the truth, you stole that from Lucretius. 354 00:41:03,796 --> 00:41:04,797 What's that? 355 00:41:04,922 --> 00:41:07,716 “The pretend faces vanish, 356 00:41:07,842 --> 00:41:09,927 and the real ones return!” 357 00:41:10,052 --> 00:41:11,720 That's Lucretius! 358 00:41:11,846 --> 00:41:15,182 Enough! I wrote that, you beggar! 359 00:41:15,307 --> 00:41:17,226 I'm the poet, not you! 360 00:41:17,351 --> 00:41:20,062 You don't write verses - you steal them! 361 00:41:20,187 --> 00:41:23,858 Throw him in the ovens! The wretch! I fed you! 362 00:41:23,983 --> 00:41:25,901 I pulled you out of the gutter! 363 00:41:26,026 --> 00:41:28,070 In my house I'm the poet! 364 00:41:28,195 --> 00:41:30,322 Into the ovens with this ingrate! 365 00:41:30,447 --> 00:41:34,577 I'll put you to shame in front of everyone. 366 00:41:34,702 --> 00:41:37,163 Get that dog out of my sight! 367 00:41:37,288 --> 00:41:39,874 The venomous snake! He's bad luck! 368 00:41:39,999 --> 00:41:41,542 I'm a philosopher! 369 00:41:41,667 --> 00:41:45,171 Buffoon! Thief! Let me go! 370 00:42:48,651 --> 00:42:53,614 Only an emperor or two has had a mausoleum comparable to mine. 371 00:42:53,739 --> 00:42:55,908 Habinnas is creating a work of art. 372 00:42:56,242 --> 00:42:59,286 It will all be covered in marble, 373 00:42:59,411 --> 00:43:02,039 with a pediment over 120 feet high. 374 00:43:02,331 --> 00:43:05,918 On the walls, Trimalchio's entire life, 375 00:43:06,043 --> 00:43:09,255 with his ships, sails unfurled, and his favorite puppy dog. 376 00:43:15,386 --> 00:43:17,179 Listen to his epitaph: 377 00:43:17,304 --> 00:43:21,517 “Here lies Gaius Pompeius Trimalchio, 378 00:43:21,642 --> 00:43:24,395 pious and loyal, a self-made man who rose from nothing. 379 00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:28,107 He left 30 million sesterces and never listened to a philosopher. 380 00:43:28,565 --> 00:43:30,651 May it be the same for you.” 381 00:43:33,112 --> 00:43:36,323 Imagine you're guests at my funeral banquet. 382 00:43:36,448 --> 00:43:39,618 Eat, drink, and remember me. 383 00:43:39,743 --> 00:43:42,705 Call the musicians to play beautiful music. 384 00:43:51,338 --> 00:43:53,340 Farewell. 385 00:43:59,805 --> 00:44:02,516 There... I'm dead. 386 00:44:05,602 --> 00:44:09,648 Gaius Pompeius Trimalchio Maecenatianus. 387 00:44:18,615 --> 00:44:21,618 Such a great man is now dead! 388 00:44:23,662 --> 00:44:27,082 I've lost my dearest friend! 389 00:44:29,752 --> 00:44:32,963 Why didn't I die with him? 390 00:45:10,959 --> 00:45:13,087 I want to give you a gift: 391 00:45:13,212 --> 00:45:16,423 this bracelet of solid gold. 392 00:45:17,966 --> 00:45:20,135 Look what he gave me! it's gold! 393 00:45:20,260 --> 00:45:22,513 Look, he gave me this. 394 00:45:23,013 --> 00:45:25,057 Me too! You forgot me! 395 00:45:25,182 --> 00:45:27,935 Please give me the earrings! 396 00:45:31,146 --> 00:45:32,940 No more presents! 397 00:45:33,107 --> 00:45:35,609 Guards, throw them out! 398 00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:44,785 No one's ever been able to tell us what the realm of the dead is like, 399 00:45:44,910 --> 00:45:46,912 whereas we all know 400 00:45:47,037 --> 00:45:50,082 how we like to linger in the land of the living. 401 00:45:50,207 --> 00:45:53,710 Who doesn't know the story of the young lady of Ephesus? 402 00:45:53,836 --> 00:45:56,922 A beautiful and virtuous young woman 403 00:45:57,047 --> 00:45:59,842 was once suddenly left a widow. 404 00:46:20,362 --> 00:46:22,990 When, per Greek custom, 405 00:46:23,157 --> 00:46:25,701 her husband's body was laid in the crypt, 406 00:46:25,826 --> 00:46:29,580 the honest and faithful widow wouldn't leave his side. 407 00:46:29,705 --> 00:46:32,082 Night and day she kept vigil and wept, 408 00:46:32,207 --> 00:46:34,418 intending to starve herself to death. 409 00:46:34,543 --> 00:46:38,046 All the others left while she remained there alone. 410 00:46:38,172 --> 00:46:40,257 Not far from the tomb, 411 00:46:40,382 --> 00:46:43,177 a thief sentenced to death had been hanged, 412 00:46:43,635 --> 00:46:46,555 and keeping guard over him was a handsome soldier. 413 00:47:11,079 --> 00:47:13,999 Why do you wish to starve yourself to death? 414 00:47:15,542 --> 00:47:18,212 What good is burying yourself alive? 415 00:47:18,504 --> 00:47:20,214 Drink something. 416 00:47:26,595 --> 00:47:28,555 Come. Drink. 417 00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:41,693 You must live 418 00:47:41,818 --> 00:47:44,988 and enjoy the delights life offers while you can. 419 00:47:45,113 --> 00:47:48,784 This very corpse should convince you of that. 420 00:47:49,660 --> 00:47:52,204 Be brave. Drink. 421 00:48:49,970 --> 00:48:51,847 They've stolen the hanged man! 422 00:48:51,972 --> 00:48:56,018 His family made off with the body while I was here with you. 423 00:48:56,476 --> 00:49:00,564 I know the punishment I'll receive: a horrible death. 424 00:49:00,689 --> 00:49:04,484 I shall not wait for it. I'd rather die by my own hand. 425 00:49:04,818 --> 00:49:06,194 No, my sweet. 426 00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:10,490 To lose the two men in my life in quick succession would be too much. 427 00:49:16,163 --> 00:49:18,790 Better to hang a dead husband 428 00:49:18,915 --> 00:49:21,376 than lose a living lover. 429 00:49:27,257 --> 00:49:29,718 “Better to hang a dead husband 430 00:49:29,843 --> 00:49:32,179 than lose a living lover.” 431 00:49:43,231 --> 00:49:46,026 The poets are dying, Encolpius. 432 00:49:46,151 --> 00:49:49,196 But no matter. Poetry remains. 433 00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:56,620 My brother, my only companion in my final moments, 434 00:49:56,745 --> 00:50:01,792 you can say, “I knew Eumolpus, the poet.” 435 00:50:04,252 --> 00:50:06,046 What can I say? 436 00:50:06,171 --> 00:50:08,382 If I were as rich as Trimalchio, 437 00:50:08,548 --> 00:50:11,051 I'd leave you an estate or a ship. 438 00:50:12,928 --> 00:50:16,932 But I can only leave you what I myself had. 439 00:50:17,057 --> 00:50:20,560 I leave you poetry. I leave you the seasons, 440 00:50:20,686 --> 00:50:25,107 especially spring and summer. 441 00:50:25,857 --> 00:50:29,236 I leave you the wind, the sun, 442 00:50:29,361 --> 00:50:32,948 and the sea, the good sea. 443 00:50:33,073 --> 00:50:35,367 The earth is good too. 444 00:50:36,410 --> 00:50:39,955 The mountains, streams, and rivers, 445 00:50:40,497 --> 00:50:43,125 and the great clouds that float by, 446 00:50:43,250 --> 00:50:45,961 so solemn and light. 447 00:50:46,461 --> 00:50:48,255 You'll look at them 448 00:50:48,422 --> 00:50:51,883 and perhaps remember our brief friendship. 449 00:50:52,426 --> 00:50:54,344 I leave you the trees 450 00:50:54,803 --> 00:50:57,180 and the nimble creatures therein. 451 00:50:57,305 --> 00:51:01,935 I leave you love, tears, joy, and the stars. 452 00:51:02,477 --> 00:51:05,355 Sounds, songs, noises, 453 00:51:05,605 --> 00:51:07,566 the voice of man, 454 00:51:07,691 --> 00:51:10,152 which is the most harmonious of music. 455 00:51:11,278 --> 00:51:13,280 I leave you... 456 00:51:30,297 --> 00:51:33,133 You are ever there before my eyes, Giton, 457 00:51:33,300 --> 00:51:35,010 my unworthy weakness. 458 00:51:35,135 --> 00:51:38,054 I still love you, even if you've abandoned me. 459 00:51:38,180 --> 00:51:40,015 Won't you say something? 460 00:51:40,599 --> 00:51:43,143 You left me for another love. 461 00:51:43,310 --> 00:51:45,520 Did I deserve this offense? 462 00:53:17,028 --> 00:53:19,614 My fellow prisoners informed me we'd been captured 463 00:53:19,739 --> 00:53:22,075 by the terrible Lichas of Tarentum. 464 00:53:22,742 --> 00:53:26,580 With his friend Tlyphaena he combed the seas for precious objects 465 00:53:26,705 --> 00:53:29,541 to brighten Caesar's lonely existence on an island. 466 00:53:30,584 --> 00:53:34,462 We all were destined to serve as the objects 467 00:53:34,588 --> 00:53:37,757 of the cruel emperor's pastimes. 468 00:53:42,095 --> 00:53:44,222 Misfortune has befallen me once again... 469 00:53:45,015 --> 00:53:49,144 so close to, yet still separated from, the boy I love so much. 470 00:53:49,269 --> 00:53:50,937 I like your tunic. 471 00:53:51,104 --> 00:53:52,689 Let me try it on. 472 00:53:52,814 --> 00:53:55,191 Give it to me! 473 00:57:24,109 --> 00:57:26,069 He's so beautiful. 474 00:57:26,194 --> 00:57:27,904 Spare him. 475 00:57:32,826 --> 00:57:35,328 Oh, sweet fawn... 476 00:57:35,620 --> 00:57:37,997 come closer. 477 00:57:41,459 --> 00:57:43,920 Come to me. That's it. 478 00:58:12,157 --> 00:58:14,868 Your young body. 479 00:58:14,993 --> 00:58:17,829 Oh, yes, so smooth. 480 00:58:31,843 --> 00:58:35,513 Oh, your eyes. 481 01:00:28,668 --> 01:00:31,754 Of all the treasures I take to Caesar, 482 01:00:31,963 --> 01:00:34,924 this most precious of all he will not have. 483 01:01:09,125 --> 01:01:13,504 The color of this blood brings us great joy. 484 01:01:13,629 --> 01:01:16,007 The gods are favorable to this union. 485 01:01:19,719 --> 01:01:22,597 Lichas, take your groom's hand. 486 01:01:25,808 --> 01:01:29,020 Remember that you must be faithful to him forever. 487 01:01:29,145 --> 01:01:32,148 And you, bridegroom, must forget 488 01:01:32,273 --> 01:01:35,860 your past taste for young boys. 489 01:01:35,985 --> 01:01:38,780 A husband must put that aside. 490 01:01:38,988 --> 01:01:40,615 You must dedicate 491 01:01:40,740 --> 01:01:44,243 your whole being to your bride forever. 492 01:01:44,535 --> 01:01:48,998 May complete harmony and great happiness be yours. 493 01:01:49,248 --> 01:01:52,919 Venus smiles upon marriages held at sea. 494 01:01:53,836 --> 01:01:55,838 Speak the ritual words. 495 01:03:21,757 --> 01:03:24,969 And the god appeared to him, saying these words: 496 01:03:25,094 --> 01:03:27,847 “lf you wish to share an equal fate, 497 01:03:27,972 --> 01:03:30,933 you'll live half your life underground 498 01:03:31,058 --> 01:03:34,687 and half in heaven's golden dwellings.” 499 01:04:21,484 --> 01:04:24,612 But our good fortune didn't last long. 500 01:04:25,029 --> 01:04:28,824 We were nearing that fateful day of the June calends. 501 01:04:29,242 --> 01:04:33,579 Off the island of Taunia, Caesar's favorite residence, 502 01:04:33,704 --> 01:04:35,373 armed vessels 503 01:04:35,498 --> 01:04:37,416 appeared one morning. 504 01:05:39,103 --> 01:05:40,688 The tyrant is dead! 505 01:06:34,867 --> 01:06:37,745 This innocent young lamb is coming with us. 506 01:06:42,458 --> 01:06:44,418 What's going on here? 507 01:06:44,543 --> 01:06:46,712 This ship is no longer yours, Lichas. 508 01:06:47,838 --> 01:06:51,050 Caesar is dead. The new caesar is on his way. 509 01:06:51,175 --> 01:06:55,054 We drowned your emperor like a pig. 510 01:07:00,059 --> 01:07:01,394 Treacherous dogs! 511 01:08:32,443 --> 01:08:34,236 I want this man... 512 01:08:35,070 --> 01:08:36,739 and this boy... 513 01:08:37,406 --> 01:08:39,909 and this man to be free. 514 01:08:40,951 --> 01:08:42,495 And you... 515 01:08:46,165 --> 01:08:47,917 and this child... 516 01:08:49,126 --> 01:08:51,670 and all of you are set free. 517 01:09:02,807 --> 01:09:05,476 Thank you, master. 518 01:09:16,487 --> 01:09:19,949 Calidia... Tiria... go on. 519 01:09:22,535 --> 01:09:25,204 The confiscation decree will arrive tomorrow, 520 01:09:25,371 --> 01:09:27,414 but we'll no longer be here. 521 01:09:44,682 --> 01:09:48,102 My earth... sacred earth. 522 01:09:56,819 --> 01:09:58,904 The gods be with you on your journey. 523 01:09:59,029 --> 01:10:01,073 Farewell, master. 524 01:10:27,308 --> 01:10:31,562 They say where we're going is prettier than here, 525 01:10:31,687 --> 01:10:35,232 but I won't believe it unless you say so. Is it true? 526 01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:55,461 Come embrace me. 527 01:11:14,855 --> 01:11:17,358 Remember the woods you liked so much? 528 01:11:17,524 --> 01:11:19,693 You'll pass right through it. 529 01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:23,197 - Tomorrow? - Of course. 530 01:13:04,882 --> 01:13:06,383 You're so pale. 531 01:13:16,769 --> 01:13:19,063 Have some wine, and pour me some too. 532 01:13:39,208 --> 01:13:40,876 Don't do it. 533 01:13:41,085 --> 01:13:44,671 I know you will anyway, but I implore you not to. 534 01:13:52,096 --> 01:13:55,182 The seasons aren't what they used to be. 535 01:14:00,646 --> 01:14:02,439 Once, in Africa... 536 01:14:03,607 --> 01:14:05,776 a lion came into my tent. 537 01:14:06,819 --> 01:14:09,154 He sniffed around like a dog... 538 01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:12,241 and then left. 539 01:14:14,201 --> 01:14:17,037 The children didn't want to eat before they left, 540 01:14:17,162 --> 01:14:19,456 but they finally had some fruit. 541 01:14:22,084 --> 01:14:24,086 The road is safe. 542 01:14:25,295 --> 01:14:27,881 They'll be there before nightfall... 543 01:14:28,757 --> 01:14:30,843 safe and sound. 544 01:16:00,432 --> 01:16:02,726 The owners' ancestors. 545 01:16:02,851 --> 01:16:05,562 By Hercules, so many guardians! 546 01:16:45,602 --> 01:16:46,937 Encolpius! 547 01:16:53,694 --> 01:16:55,946 In the slave quarters. 548 01:16:57,155 --> 01:16:58,782 Who's crying? 549 01:16:59,116 --> 01:17:00,659 Who's in here? 550 01:17:17,843 --> 01:17:19,011 Ascyltus! 551 01:17:26,268 --> 01:17:27,644 Of course. 552 01:17:54,713 --> 01:17:56,423 Where did she run off to? 553 01:18:56,316 --> 01:18:58,318 What did the poet used to say? 554 01:18:58,443 --> 01:19:02,280 “As for me, I have always and everywhere lived 555 01:19:02,406 --> 01:19:05,951 so as to enjoy the present moment 556 01:19:06,076 --> 01:19:09,287 as if it were the last sunrise.” 557 01:20:41,213 --> 01:20:42,714 It's good! 558 01:20:43,381 --> 01:20:45,967 I felt exhausted, like an old horse going uphill. 559 01:20:46,092 --> 01:20:48,762 - Cider! - How about you? 560 01:22:15,890 --> 01:22:17,559 Mechin says... 561 01:22:18,310 --> 01:22:20,312 our mistress... 562 01:22:20,437 --> 01:22:22,606 very sick, unhappy. 563 01:22:23,148 --> 01:22:25,692 She need man all time. 564 01:22:25,817 --> 01:22:28,653 She more hungry than starving she-wolf. 565 01:22:28,820 --> 01:22:30,530 Husband desperate. 566 01:22:30,655 --> 01:22:32,532 But what can he do? 567 01:22:32,657 --> 01:22:34,909 She need men... always new. 568 01:22:44,085 --> 01:22:46,796 Mechin say you good for mistress. 569 01:22:47,380 --> 01:22:48,965 Oh, make her happy. 570 01:22:49,090 --> 01:22:51,426 Husband generous... make you gifts. 571 01:24:09,170 --> 01:24:10,755 My mistress. 572 01:24:33,695 --> 01:24:35,989 My lovely mistress. 573 01:24:49,002 --> 01:24:50,628 Tomorrow... 574 01:24:50,962 --> 01:24:53,173 we take mistress see oracle. 575 01:24:53,298 --> 01:24:55,925 You know Hermaphrodite, child of gods? 576 01:24:56,050 --> 01:24:58,970 He little girl, but boy too. 577 01:24:59,095 --> 01:25:02,682 He make magic. People with plague cured. 578 01:25:02,807 --> 01:25:05,101 He foretell our future. 579 01:25:05,602 --> 01:25:08,855 Up there in old temple of Ceres. 580 01:25:08,980 --> 01:25:11,900 One time city bad to him. 581 01:25:12,025 --> 01:25:14,194 He make city chicken coop. 582 01:25:14,319 --> 01:25:16,488 People all hens. 583 01:25:20,575 --> 01:25:23,286 He can cure my mistress. 584 01:25:27,290 --> 01:25:31,294 You want to go? Master good, make you gifts. Go. 585 01:25:42,180 --> 01:25:47,060 Child of Aphrodite and Hermes - Hermaphrodite. 586 01:25:47,685 --> 01:25:51,064 I beg you, demigod. He's my only child. 587 01:25:52,440 --> 01:25:54,526 Don't let him die. 588 01:25:54,692 --> 01:25:58,279 The poor thing's so ill that I couldn't bring him earlier. 589 01:25:59,906 --> 01:26:01,658 But you can save him. 590 01:26:01,783 --> 01:26:04,536 Make a gesture. Give me a sign. 591 01:26:05,036 --> 01:26:07,580 Your son is saved. You can go. 592 01:26:34,190 --> 01:26:35,984 Demigod. 593 01:27:30,914 --> 01:27:33,541 The son of Mercury and Venus - 594 01:27:33,666 --> 01:27:35,793 and the old man keeps him for himself! 595 01:27:35,919 --> 01:27:37,962 Chickens, lambs, pigs. 596 01:27:38,087 --> 01:27:40,298 Why such fortune for him alone? 597 01:27:40,465 --> 01:27:44,427 It's not right that he alone enjoy it all. 598 01:27:52,644 --> 01:27:57,148 Pay homage to the unfortunate hero of the battle of Quadragesimo. 599 01:28:11,079 --> 01:28:12,997 Favorite of the gods. 600 01:28:46,656 --> 01:28:48,366 They're asleep. 601 01:28:49,575 --> 01:28:50,994 Now. 602 01:29:08,553 --> 01:29:10,221 The old man. 603 01:30:03,649 --> 01:30:05,610 Let's go down that way. 604 01:30:28,174 --> 01:30:30,635 Let's try that way. 605 01:30:33,096 --> 01:30:36,599 He's not well. His mouth's dried up. 606 01:30:37,433 --> 01:30:39,352 Give him something to drink, 607 01:30:39,477 --> 01:30:41,646 and something to eat too. 608 01:30:47,193 --> 01:30:48,736 Ascyltus... 609 01:30:49,112 --> 01:30:50,988 it's almost empty. 610 01:31:00,373 --> 01:31:02,208 Let's get going. 611 01:31:24,689 --> 01:31:27,567 It's the sun. It's killing him. 612 01:31:41,372 --> 01:31:43,374 There's no more water, 613 01:31:43,666 --> 01:31:45,418 not even a drop. 614 01:32:03,019 --> 01:32:04,729 Demigod... 615 01:32:05,229 --> 01:32:06,772 what's wrong? 616 01:32:54,153 --> 01:32:56,072 He's dead! 617 01:33:09,961 --> 01:33:11,462 You let him die. 618 01:33:11,587 --> 01:33:12,922 You two let him die! 619 01:33:13,714 --> 01:33:15,383 I'll kill you! 620 01:33:15,633 --> 01:33:17,385 I'll kill you both! 621 01:33:50,084 --> 01:33:52,628 Ascyltus! 622 01:34:51,729 --> 01:34:53,689 Come. 623 01:34:54,523 --> 01:34:56,025 Fire. 624 01:34:57,818 --> 01:34:59,403 Glove. 625 01:35:01,072 --> 01:35:04,867 You kill Minotaur... Ariadne await. 626 01:35:04,992 --> 01:35:06,660 Love! 627 01:37:10,951 --> 01:37:13,245 Encolpius... 628 01:37:42,399 --> 01:37:44,068 Encolpius... 629 01:38:09,093 --> 01:38:10,761 Who are you? 630 01:38:11,053 --> 01:38:13,973 Tell me! Who are you? 631 01:38:16,600 --> 01:38:18,561 Where are you hiding? 632 01:38:18,686 --> 01:38:20,312 Come out! 633 01:39:17,995 --> 01:39:19,913 Tell me who you are! 634 01:39:49,610 --> 01:39:53,405 You should be fighting a gladiator! I'm just a student! 635 01:39:54,365 --> 01:39:57,743 Don't vent your rage on me! Spare me! 636 01:39:58,619 --> 01:40:02,164 I don't understand why they're playing this joke on me. 637 01:40:02,289 --> 01:40:06,043 I'm not fit for this fight. I'm not a Theseus, worthy of you. 638 01:40:06,210 --> 01:40:08,337 Dear Minotaur... 639 01:40:08,462 --> 01:40:11,048 I'll love you if you'll spare my life. 640 01:40:11,215 --> 01:40:13,884 I beg you, have pity on Encolpius. 641 01:40:14,093 --> 01:40:18,055 You seem to know me, so forgive my incompetence. 642 01:40:38,909 --> 01:40:41,954 Proconsul, did you hear that? This is not cowardice. 643 01:40:42,079 --> 01:40:44,707 It's the sensible speech of an educated youth. 644 01:40:45,249 --> 01:40:49,086 I refuse to kill him. You must judge and sentence him. 645 01:40:49,211 --> 01:40:50,921 For my part... 646 01:40:51,088 --> 01:40:53,590 today marks the beginning of a new friendship. 647 01:41:14,778 --> 01:41:18,240 You're a learned young man - a poet, they tell me. 648 01:41:18,365 --> 01:41:21,535 Of course, you showed little skill in fighting. 649 01:41:21,660 --> 01:41:23,871 You'll show more with a pen - 650 01:41:23,996 --> 01:41:25,873 at least I hope. 651 01:41:27,583 --> 01:41:30,794 But don't be offended by our laughter, stranger. 652 01:41:31,462 --> 01:41:35,132 The feast of the god Mirth begins today, 653 01:41:35,466 --> 01:41:38,218 and we all know it can't start well 654 01:41:38,343 --> 01:41:40,846 if we don't play a joke on a foreigner. 655 01:41:40,971 --> 01:41:43,474 And it was a good joke, wasn't it? 656 01:42:30,062 --> 01:42:34,024 But that beautiful woman is no joke. She is real. 657 01:42:34,149 --> 01:42:36,151 You have earned her. 658 01:42:37,194 --> 01:42:39,530 Now go face Ariadne. 659 01:42:39,696 --> 01:42:41,824 Show you can at least handle her! 660 01:42:43,033 --> 01:42:45,369 Go on. Make her happy. 661 01:43:31,373 --> 01:43:34,751 What's this? You're a dead fish! 662 01:43:36,295 --> 01:43:39,214 Wait, be kind. Don't get angry. 663 01:43:39,339 --> 01:43:41,258 You'll see. I'll manage. 664 01:43:45,178 --> 01:43:48,140 What are you doing? You're disgusting! 665 01:43:50,642 --> 01:43:54,187 You'll bring us all bad luck. - Let me try again. 666 01:43:55,105 --> 01:43:57,357 Let go of me! 667 01:44:33,769 --> 01:44:35,604 You squashed worm! 668 01:44:35,729 --> 01:44:37,314 It's the sun! 669 01:45:01,922 --> 01:45:03,674 Ascyltus... 670 01:45:03,882 --> 01:45:05,634 my sword is blunted! 671 01:45:06,718 --> 01:45:08,178 Look. 672 01:45:08,303 --> 01:45:09,972 There's a friend of yours. 673 01:45:21,566 --> 01:45:24,152 Luxury, riches, beautiful women, 674 01:45:24,277 --> 01:45:26,780 sumptuous banquets 675 01:45:26,905 --> 01:45:29,032 till the cock crows, 676 01:45:29,491 --> 01:45:33,370 sweet pleasures to befuddle the heart and mind, 677 01:45:33,495 --> 01:45:37,082 every vice welcomed and never turned away - 678 01:45:37,207 --> 01:45:40,585 all these delights have corrupted me... 679 01:45:40,877 --> 01:45:43,338 and this is the result. 680 01:45:43,672 --> 01:45:46,216 But though you don't have a penny, 681 01:45:46,383 --> 01:45:48,760 you're crippled in a way too, my friend. 682 01:45:50,053 --> 01:45:54,224 I saw you. You were like a drowned mouse atop a cow. 683 01:45:55,934 --> 01:45:58,520 And not a bad cow either. 684 01:45:58,979 --> 01:46:00,772 All meat. 685 01:46:00,897 --> 01:46:02,774 Enough drinking. 686 01:46:03,066 --> 01:46:06,570 What happened? Priapus is clearly angry with you. 687 01:46:06,695 --> 01:46:08,447 He's a spiteful god. 688 01:46:08,572 --> 01:46:11,575 He makes you hard as wood, then soft as dough. 689 01:46:11,742 --> 01:46:13,910 But there are remedies. 690 01:46:14,077 --> 01:46:17,497 Your Eumolpus will find a cure. 691 01:46:18,123 --> 01:46:21,793 I'm powerful here. No doors are closed to me. 692 01:46:21,918 --> 01:46:24,755 Eros protects me and always shows his friendship. 693 01:46:24,921 --> 01:46:29,259 Swindling and trafficking have made me master of the city. 694 01:46:29,384 --> 01:46:31,970 If I wish to give a dance, it's done in a flash. 695 01:46:35,223 --> 01:46:39,269 First I'll take you to the Garden of Delights. 696 01:47:52,551 --> 01:47:54,803 So many positions... 697 01:47:57,097 --> 01:47:59,724 and they're sure to invent more. 698 01:47:59,850 --> 01:48:02,853 Man makes daily progress. 699 01:48:04,104 --> 01:48:06,523 I believe I've tried them all, 700 01:48:06,690 --> 01:48:09,276 although with age I've forgotten a few. 701 01:48:09,401 --> 01:48:12,737 No one remembers all the love they've given and received, 702 01:48:12,863 --> 01:48:14,823 not even the young. 703 01:48:14,948 --> 01:48:19,244 You, for example. Do you remember everyone who's kissed your lips? 704 01:48:22,539 --> 01:48:25,500 Listen, I brought a friend. 705 01:48:25,876 --> 01:48:28,003 Just between us, 706 01:48:28,128 --> 01:48:30,213 his scepter isn't working. 707 01:48:30,547 --> 01:48:32,716 He was quite proud of it, 708 01:48:32,841 --> 01:48:34,801 as you can imagine. 709 01:49:33,235 --> 01:49:35,820 You sleep now. 710 01:49:36,112 --> 01:49:40,116 Remember dream of other night? Bad dream. 711 01:49:40,283 --> 01:49:43,912 If you promise to be good, I call Eleutheria. 712 01:50:48,184 --> 01:50:49,811 I'm here! 713 01:50:49,936 --> 01:50:51,980 Forget that pickled eel! 714 01:50:53,064 --> 01:50:55,650 Encolpius, you squashed snail! 715 01:50:56,026 --> 01:50:57,694 Come to me! 716 01:51:44,991 --> 01:51:47,660 I want to be cured! Cure me! 717 01:52:46,803 --> 01:52:48,430 Farewell, Encolpius. 718 01:52:49,139 --> 01:52:50,932 I'll be waiting. 719 01:52:52,475 --> 01:52:54,519 Waiting for me? Where? 720 01:52:55,937 --> 01:52:59,816 A ship carrying slaves and precious goods to Africa 721 01:52:59,983 --> 01:53:02,569 sails tomorrow at midnight. 722 01:53:06,823 --> 01:53:09,367 I know what you need. 723 01:53:10,827 --> 01:53:13,371 The sorceress Oenothea. 724 01:53:14,330 --> 01:53:15,874 Oenothea? 725 01:53:15,999 --> 01:53:18,960 A very powerful sorceress. 726 01:53:19,627 --> 01:53:22,130 She rules the whole city. 727 01:53:22,255 --> 01:53:25,258 She can turn a stone into water 728 01:53:25,383 --> 01:53:27,844 or put out the stars. 729 01:53:28,303 --> 01:53:30,972 It's an ancient story. 730 01:53:31,222 --> 01:53:34,934 Many years ago, Oenothea was young and beautiful, 731 01:53:35,351 --> 01:53:39,355 and a gifted wizard with great powers 732 01:53:39,606 --> 01:53:42,525 fell in love with her. 733 01:53:52,577 --> 01:53:54,204 Oenothea... come. 734 01:53:54,329 --> 01:53:56,873 I need your beauty. 735 01:53:57,832 --> 01:54:00,877 But the wizard was old and ugly. 736 01:54:01,211 --> 01:54:05,548 You know what Oenothea did? 737 01:54:05,882 --> 01:54:08,426 She said to him, 738 01:54:08,551 --> 01:54:11,679 “Come to me tonight. I 'll lower a basket 739 01:54:11,804 --> 01:54:14,307 so you can come up to my house.” 740 01:54:14,432 --> 01:54:18,019 But when the old man was in the basket, 741 01:54:18,144 --> 01:54:20,230 she left him hanging. 742 01:54:23,942 --> 01:54:27,737 But the wizard took revenge on her and everyone. 743 01:54:28,071 --> 01:54:31,241 He extinguished all fire throughout the land. 744 01:54:32,659 --> 01:54:36,079 All the people came to beg of him, 745 01:54:36,204 --> 01:54:38,498 “Give us back our fire. 746 01:54:38,748 --> 01:54:41,793 We can't see at night 747 01:54:42,085 --> 01:54:44,254 or cook our food.” 748 01:54:44,379 --> 01:54:46,756 And the wizard said... 749 01:54:46,923 --> 01:54:52,387 “The fire is hidden beneath Oenothea's skirt. 750 01:54:52,512 --> 01:54:55,139 Go look and you'll find it.” 751 01:55:52,864 --> 01:55:54,657 Where is she now? 752 01:55:59,704 --> 01:56:02,665 No one knows where Oenothea is. 753 01:56:03,333 --> 01:56:05,335 You must seek her. 754 01:56:05,960 --> 01:56:09,756 Many say beyond the great swamp. 755 01:56:21,684 --> 01:56:23,186 Ascyltus... 756 01:56:23,811 --> 01:56:25,313 aren't you scared? 757 01:56:25,938 --> 01:56:28,232 Me? Scared of what? 758 01:56:28,441 --> 01:56:30,860 You think Oenothea will come? 759 01:56:31,069 --> 01:56:32,820 What if she doesn't? 760 01:56:33,154 --> 01:56:37,033 She'll come, all right... for this! 761 01:58:32,398 --> 01:58:33,566 Encolpius! 762 01:58:58,508 --> 01:59:01,511 Oh, great Mother, can you see my disgrace? 763 01:59:01,677 --> 01:59:03,846 This culprit before you 764 01:59:04,096 --> 01:59:06,098 is guilty of treachery. 765 01:59:06,682 --> 01:59:08,518 He killed a man 766 01:59:08,684 --> 01:59:10,728 and desecrated a temple! 767 01:59:10,853 --> 01:59:13,564 Now he's a soldier without a weapon. 768 01:59:13,689 --> 01:59:17,360 I don't know who caused me all this trouble. 769 01:59:17,527 --> 01:59:20,363 I can't understand what's happened to me. 770 02:00:13,666 --> 02:00:16,335 I must do it! I must! 771 02:00:16,460 --> 02:00:18,546 I must succeed! 772 02:00:31,267 --> 02:00:32,852 Encolpius... 773 02:00:33,936 --> 02:00:35,271 let's go. 774 02:00:40,526 --> 02:00:44,113 Ascyltus, the great gods have cured me! 775 02:00:45,823 --> 02:00:48,075 Mercury has given me back my strength. 776 02:00:51,829 --> 02:00:55,082 Farewell, Oenothea, generous mother. 777 02:00:55,875 --> 02:00:59,170 We must be happy now! I want to make up for lost time. 778 02:00:59,545 --> 02:01:02,089 The flower of youth withers too soon. 779 02:01:02,214 --> 02:01:05,343 Run, Ascyltus, run! 780 02:01:09,347 --> 02:01:11,933 We'll get on a ship and sail far away, 781 02:01:12,058 --> 02:01:13,517 my brother. 782 02:01:13,643 --> 02:01:16,145 This is no place for adventurers anyway. 783 02:01:16,312 --> 02:01:18,606 The new caesar is too hard on outlaws. 784 02:01:19,357 --> 02:01:21,067 We'll leave tonight. 785 02:02:18,249 --> 02:02:22,044 Where is all your joy now, all your arrogance? 786 02:02:22,378 --> 02:02:26,090 Now you're at the mercy of the fish and wild beasts, 787 02:02:26,215 --> 02:02:29,552 you who made such show of your warrior-like innocence. 788 02:02:30,511 --> 02:02:32,471 Come now, mortals. 789 02:02:32,722 --> 02:02:34,932 Fill your hearts with dreams. 790 02:02:35,850 --> 02:02:37,601 O great gods... 791 02:02:37,768 --> 02:02:40,896 how far he lies from his destination! 792 02:03:14,930 --> 02:03:17,975 The ship carrying slaves and precious goods to Africa... 793 02:03:18,142 --> 02:03:20,603 will not set sail. Our master is dead. 794 02:03:25,441 --> 02:03:27,568 He left a strange will. 795 02:03:28,069 --> 02:03:29,695 Listen. 796 02:03:36,911 --> 02:03:40,331 “AII those named as beneficiaries in my will - 797 02:03:40,498 --> 02:03:42,333 except freedmen - 798 02:03:42,500 --> 02:03:44,668 will have my belongings 799 02:03:44,794 --> 02:03:47,213 on condition that they out up my body 800 02:03:47,338 --> 02:03:49,673 and eat the pieces in full view of everyone. 801 02:03:49,840 --> 02:03:52,134 I urge my friends not to reject my invitation, 802 02:03:52,259 --> 02:03:56,430 but to devour my corpse as ardently as they sent my soul to hell.” 803 02:04:02,853 --> 02:04:04,313 It can't be. 804 02:04:04,438 --> 02:04:05,981 It must be a joke. 805 02:04:06,107 --> 02:04:07,566 Why? 806 02:04:07,691 --> 02:04:09,652 In some cultures it's still the custom 807 02:04:09,777 --> 02:04:13,280 for family members to eat their dead. 808 02:04:13,405 --> 02:04:15,783 In fact, the sick are reproached 809 02:04:15,908 --> 02:04:18,953 because their condition makes their flesh taste bad. 810 02:04:19,703 --> 02:04:22,706 I'm not concerned about my stomach's rejection. 811 02:04:22,873 --> 02:04:25,626 It knows that in return for an hour of nausea, 812 02:04:25,751 --> 02:04:27,920 it will have an abundance of delights. 813 02:04:38,222 --> 02:04:40,224 There are certainly many examples. 814 02:04:40,391 --> 02:04:43,894 The Saguntines, besieged by Hannibal, ate human flesh, 815 02:04:44,061 --> 02:04:46,647 though they expected no inheritance. 816 02:04:46,772 --> 02:04:49,066 And when Scipio conquered Numanzia, 817 02:04:49,233 --> 02:04:51,861 they found mothers holding the gnawed bodies 818 02:04:51,986 --> 02:04:54,280 of their children in their arms. 819 02:04:55,322 --> 02:04:58,450 As for me, I'm ready to comply. 820 02:05:49,793 --> 02:05:52,630 - Will you come away with us? - Yes, let's go. 821 02:05:55,674 --> 02:05:57,718 The wind is favorable. 822 02:05:58,052 --> 02:06:00,054 The clouds have broken up. 823 02:06:35,673 --> 02:06:37,758 I decided to leave with them. 824 02:06:37,883 --> 02:06:40,010 We set sail that very night. 825 02:06:40,261 --> 02:06:42,513 I was one of the crew. 826 02:06:42,888 --> 02:06:45,599 We visited unknown cities. 827 02:06:45,724 --> 02:06:49,770 For the first time, I heard the names of Kelisha... Rectis. 828 02:06:49,979 --> 02:06:52,856 On an island covered with tall, fragrant grasses, 829 02:06:53,023 --> 02:06:56,235 I met a Greek youth who told me that in the years... 60909

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