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Hi, I'm Benji. And those of you who know
me know I'm crazy about young boys. But
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that doesn't impact my ability to
sexually harass women in the workplace.
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Hey, Becky, that's a dynamite pantsuit.
Well, thank you.
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Practice with me. Say, do you need a
man's help, sugar boobs? Do you need a
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man's help, sugar boobs?
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Why don't you let me help you unfasten
that bra so you can better see the
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pornographic picture I just sent you?
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I would like equal pay for equal work.
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Jeez, is it that time of the month
already?
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Now fetch me some coffee, Becky.
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I'm done with you sexually.
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Okay.
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Any, uh, any questions?
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Why are we watching this video?
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There's no women around here.
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Times are changing, Gary.
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Women are just as capable as men in the
workplace.
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So I'm bringing in some stupid bimbos to
work with you guys.
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Any other questions?
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Yeah, William.
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My tates are falling out.
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That's more of a statement, William.
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Hi. I'm Claude, Satan's number two.
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Got you a welcome gift.
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Leaves of grass?
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It's a collection of poems by Walt
Whitman. Walt's actually down here
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he's gay.
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If you ever want to meet him, I have an
in.
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These poems are so, uh, sensual, don't
you think?
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I also got you a bookmark.
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Safety first.
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Hey,
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sweetheart. Are you looking for a chair?
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Let me, uh, clear some space so you can
sit down.
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I'm Troy. You got a burger to go with
that shake?
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Boy,
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you're right. She does, and I should go
call her right now.
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Who's been digging into the pork wall?
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Hasim, I thought you guys were Muslims.
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Do I get to smell people's breath?
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You did.
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I did this?
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It's taken you many months, but this has
almost told you.
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I just want to motorboat it.
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You guys are the luckiest group of
people in this whole place.
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Oh, man.
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Hi. You must be one of the new girls.
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It's lovely to meet you. I hope
everything's settling in okay.
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Well, righty -dooty. Let me know if you
need anything.
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Holy shit.
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You walk this way. I'm going to walk
that way.
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All right.
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We will fix this.
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Mama Leone! I am not stalking you.
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You go that way. I'm going to go this
way.
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Oh, man.
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Leave me alone.
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What shape are you going to be before my
sweet birthday?
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Oh, man.
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You want some?
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Please don't kill me. Please.
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Wait wait wait wait.
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enlightening and informative
presentation on what everybody's mothers
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doing down here in hell.
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I got nothing out of that.
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How are you ladies settling in?
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Claude touched you. Wait, no.
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She touched me first. She melted my
hand. I was just helping her set up her
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email. Oh,
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Claude. Poetry and colored condoms?
Gentlemen, I did a whole presentation on
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this, and inter -office romance is
strictly forbidden.
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Well, I have a bomb. shell to drop.
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Gary moved the copier in front of his
cube so that he and Lee...
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Gary, what's he talking about? I don't
know. I don't know what he's talking
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about, Satan. Now he's smoking, and I
find it disgusting.
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Gary's right, Claude. Please take the
smoky down to the loading dock.
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He thinks we're going to have inter
-office romance? What the heck?
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Say it again.
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Say it again.
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Say it.
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Come on. Call her a thing again.
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Call her a thing again.
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Who wants it?
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Here comes the food. We can all hear
every word that's coming out of your
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mouth. Mind your own business.
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I'm in here.
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I'm filing difficult stuff.
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My coworker.
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Filing your dick under the folder marked
vagina? You're really distracting me in
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a bad way, Troy.
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I love you too. I really do.
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But I think we're moving too fast.
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You're moving too fast.
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You are literally an unseeable blur.
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That's so cool.
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Is that where you live?
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Yeah.
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Whoa.
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Whoa, I'm in the TV.
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I'm a movie star.
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I'm going to try something. I'm going to
try something.
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Am I doing it?
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I'm sorry.
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I'm so sorry.
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Don't blame Lee. She's got nothing to do
with it. I talked her into it, and I'm
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just... I'm not sorry.
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I'm your most valued employee, right?
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I can't even, I cannot do this.
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Lee and I are a platonic team together,
and we, uh...
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We're dating.
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Go on and date her.
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What? I don't give a shit.
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You got some real balls on you, Gary.
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Yes, they are very swollen. Yeah, they
are.
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I think I sat on a bee.
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They do look bigger, right? Listen, I
didn't care about you two hooking up. I
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just said no inter -office romance
because she's got that curse, you know.
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What curse?
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The curse where you get elephant -tited
to the nut sack when you have sex with
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her.
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But we can be open about dating each
other.
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Oh, my gosh, of course. Send out the
invitations.
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Yes! We did it!
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Love you, Mimi. Oh, okay, okay, all
right. I got, like, accidentally hard,
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it makes them hurt worse.
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Having a barbecue this weekend, y 'all!
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Lee and I are having a bit of a
housewarming this weekend inside the TV
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bone. I really hope you can stop by,
Claude. Lee can pull you through the TV
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she doesn't melt the rest of you first.
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If I do come...
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I'll take Troy's TV.
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Troy has a TV? Yeah.
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Go eat something.
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Oh, wow, Troy.
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It's a pretty big TV.
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Is that a 50 -incher?
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Yeah, something like that.
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That's pretty big.
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You going to come by the barbecue on
Santa Ray?
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Yeah, I think I'm going to be pretty
busy that day, Gary. It's really weird.
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never turn on a party.
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And normally somebody turns around when
somebody's talking to them.
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I knew I thought you'd buy an Audi.
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We were going to tell you after the
barbecue.
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Son of a bitch! Oh, you took it for
granted! You don't know what I do!
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Oh, mamma mia!
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Oh,
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honey, respect!
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The point got in.
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Everyone makes mistakes, Lee.
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Can you ever forgive me for not
satisfying you?
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Thanks, Lee.
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I can get better at it.
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I can push more. I can...
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Hey!
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Where's the barbecue, boys?
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Well, I guess it's been canceled.
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Canceled? Why?
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Take a look.
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They're really trying to work it out
there, aren't they?
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And I had these prop balls made to mess
with Gary.
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Troy, do you mind?
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I can probably get up. A toast.
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To Gary and Lee.
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So has anybody hit on that your mother
sucks ding -dongs and hell chicken?
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What time do we tell everybody to get
here?
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Ass and testicles are blocking the door.
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Can you open a portal to another TV?
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Not Troy's.
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What did we talk about?
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We're going to backtrack of all the work
we did.
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I'm not burning them. This is a char.
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I'm releasing the natural sugars. I
don't need you to backseat. Cook me,
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It's really weird that nobody's wailing
on my defenseless testicles right now.
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Oh, here it comes.
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Oh, God, sorry.
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I'm a damn nut.
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I am Bernie.
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