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This isn't a Belgian waffle.
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You need batter.
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This is amateur hour. You're the batter.
No, you're the batter. You got to lie
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down in the thing, close the lid, your
guts come out into tiny squares, and
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makes the waffle.
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No, I'm deflavoring.
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You still need batter.
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This should have been buttered or some
type of nonstick, because you're never
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going to get me out of here. No, you
supposed to stick, so then when I pull
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the lid, parts of you get stuck to both
sides of it. Cleanup is a bitch with
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these things. If you wanted to squish me
and press me and burn me in a waffle
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iron, that's one thing. But if you want
to make what you were told, Belgian
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waffles a la Troy, you need some batter.
He's stalling. Just close the lid. By
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the way, I should have been buried.
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Hours ago.
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Just go bury Eddie. I'll cook myself. I
got this.
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You're not supposed to do that. You are
now a torture, okay?
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Stop putting on air.
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It's just a little slap on the wrist.
I'm going to be red and running the show
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before you know it. And when you see me
walking around in my pleated khakis
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again, Eddie boy, you are going to be at
the top of my ass -kicking list. Can
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you help me bury him and then we'll come
back here and we can do the waffle
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thing together?
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You can't handle two tortures at once,
can you? Hey, he's talking back. He's
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supposed to do that.
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Yeah, don't you talk back, Troy.
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Because you talk back, I'm going to
start kicking back. That's burial, Gary.
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Two torches at once.
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Talk about multitasking.
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Oh, no, Eddie's suffocating. Hurry,
Gary, save his life. Give him mouth to
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mouth.
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But he's still making noise. I don't
think he needs to.
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All right.
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What's up with this waffle? There's no
batter on it. I was just taking a little
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break, Satan.
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Gary said I could.
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You lie!
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You know, I came here to give you your
horns back, Troy. Thank you so much,
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You know, but on second thought, I think
you haven't learned your lesson.
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Eddie, I have no idea how you buried
yourself alive and somehow added a
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of dead flowers on top.
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Well, Gary did all the work, sir. I did
all the work, sir. No, you didn't shut
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up, Gary.
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I've been watching you since the late
70s, just walking around here with your
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head up your ass. But today, you showed
me you got what it takes to be a demon.
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Eddie, these are yours.
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Oh, thank you, sir. Those are my horns.
I put my initials on them. Troy is
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excelling in our torture program.
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Which is why I'm giving you my Torture
of the Month award.
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Eddie, I want you to give Troy his
trophy.
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And I've got some lube and some
instructions here on how to insert it.
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that's not lube, that's sand.
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Is this really happening?
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Hey, Troy, you know I didn't ask for
this.
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You're going to Hollywood!
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anything that's like animal free,
cruelty free?
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I'm a vegan.
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I got raw hide.
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Deer hide.
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No, I... Horse hide.
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These are all animals. I want something
that isn't an animal.
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I got suede back here. You know, that
does come from an animal, I believe.
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Cow hide.
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Listen to the first part of that.
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One shot is 12.
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Try cracking that. See how that bad boy
does.
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Thank you so much.
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There you go! you Wall Street scum, you
predatory lending prick.
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Terrific. Bye, Troy.
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Ready for Eddie.
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Wow,
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this is my new cube?
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Hi, Keith.
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What's up, man?
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I got your email set up, Eddie. Thank
you, Keith.
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Your password's trader dollar sign fell
out.
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This should be easy for you to remember,
but I put it on a post -it. Don't do me
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like this.
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I'm still the same old Eddie.
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Yeah, don't you tell yourself when you
whip us? When you're sitting in your
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fancy cube?
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You're such an asshole since the
promotion.
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I'm just doing my job here. Don't bust
my balls on this. Why not? You're going
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to be busting ours with the gonad hammer
down my ball -busting rock.
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Yes, probably, but again, I'm just doing
my job. I'm sorry.
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Way to remember where you came from.
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Damn. Eddie, my man.
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What's up, man? I heard the good news.
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Punch it in, baby.
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Don't leave me hanging like this.
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Come on, Eddie. Punch it in, man. Would
you die for him, Eddie?
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Would you die for him, Eddie?
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Oh, there he is.
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Welcome aboard, Eddie.
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Give me some skin.
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Give me some skin, Eddie.
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Skin's the best part.
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Just give it a minute. Yeah.
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We look forward to working with you.
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Eddie! Stop it! Eddie!
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It's good to be aboard.
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No, I know. I know you are. I'm happy to
be part of the team.
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All right, this next little bit's got
nothing to do with our jobs. It's
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hologram. It's good to be aboard.
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I'm happy to be aboard.
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It's so cold, Mama.
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What will we eat to sustain ourselves,
Mama?
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What would you advise them to eat?
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Think, Eddie. What poor defenseless
thing in this scene is edible?
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Congratulations! You chose the baby. No,
no, no, no, no. The baby blank and not
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the baby. The baby will be an excellent
source of protein for these settlers
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until they're brutally murdered by
Indians.
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Bring him down.
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Good job picking the baby. Babies are
good eaters. They're like the veal of
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people, you know? For the record, I
picked a blanket.
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Did you write this email and send it to
the entire department? I'm confused. It
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came from your computer. It says, uh, I
don't have what it takes to be a demon.
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I'm weak and soft, not strong like Troy.
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Troy should have his horns back.
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Stupid Satan really blew it with this
one.
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Satan's a sad loser, almost as sad as
Eddie, who is me.
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Who is very weak. Why would I write
that? I mean, I worship you, sir.
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did write this, Eddie, has got spunk and
grit. He's treacherous. He's not afraid
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to speak his mind, you know?
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Oh, you know I did write that. No, you
didn't. You know who did write this?
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Troy. Troy hacked into your account to
purposely make you look bad. Because
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got attitude, Eddie. And you need to get
that attitude.
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Have you shoved that trophy up his ass
yet? Oh, no. We said we were going to
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circle back and forth because that's
what fits Troy's schedule. He doesn't
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the schedule. You do.
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Now you take this trophy and you shove
it up his ass. You hear me?
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Yes, right. Get out of here. No, I'll
put it in his ass. Yeah, get in there.
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Please don't do it, Eddie. Please. I'm
begging you. I'm begging you. You don't
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have to do this. It's too bad.
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I can't hack it. I'm weak. I'm not
strong like you. I'm not strong like
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weak. My body's not made for that to
happen to me. Please. I'm begging you.
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Please. Take mercy on me, Eddie. Please.
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All right.
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All right. I won't do it. See, Satan?
Eddie doesn't have what it takes to do
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this job. Bottom line. No, I want to be
a demon. I just don't like to butt
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stuff. I need demons that can do the
butt stuff, Eddie. I can do the butt
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There it is.
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I got one demon who doesn't do what he's
told and another one who doesn't have
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what it takes.
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Fellas, I think there's only one way to
decide this.
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Gentlemen, behold.
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The wall of the dam.
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Yeah, I rented it. It's got to be back
in a couple hours. So, listen, Troy,
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Eddie, each one of you is going to
attempt to get to the top using Troy's
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horns as your only tool.
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Now, whoever rings the bell in the
shortest amount of time is going to wear
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horns. Troy, you're going first.
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All right.
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Starting now.
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You're going to fall.
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Yes, sir. You'll never make it.
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All right, let's shoot at him. Ben, pass
out the guns. I want one pellet gun for
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Demon. I got a bottle of water for
whoever shoots Troy off the wall.
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Oh, hey, what the...
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How'd you top that, you son of a bitch?
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Oh, hey!
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That's two seconds. That's a new record.
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He can't do that, can he?
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Congratulations. Welcome to the
Brotherhood of Demons!
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never again okay don't paint me in this
red shit no more
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you know everybody has to do it you know
henry matt yeah i'm a torture now and
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i'm going to stay a torture for the rest
of the season because i'm not putting
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that red shit back can't we do the red
digitally now Digital. There you go. And
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then we wouldn't have to sit through it.
Shane, I love what you do. I love you
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guys' work, but we wouldn't have to do
it. And these pants, these are fur. It's
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hot as hell in there. I mean, we could
digitize the pants.
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We have two more weeks of shooting. Just
two more weeks and you gut it out. I
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can't rewrite it. All right, fine, fine.
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You mean it? I'll do it. Yeah. All
right, thank you. Thank you. Thank you
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much. You're welcome. All right.
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Today's agent is on the phone.
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Hey, Spencer.
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Dave. What's up? Hey, Joe. Eddie.
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face uh he's all good i talked to him
like two minutes ago he's kind of upset
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but we're well he just texted me one
minute ago and he said definitely
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want to do the red paint so uh maybe
make him a human demon that's flesh
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i think that's funnier anyway they don't
all need to be red bye -bye no way are
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we doing we're not doing it it's too bad
i had to forfeit my victory and now
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You're red, and I'm not because you're a
demon again.
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Yeah, I won. I won. I'm the demon, and
I'm so happy about it. Back to being a
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tortured, not with the horns and red
skin that you enjoy.
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I guess being a demon just wasn't for
me. Shut up, you son of a bitch.
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Ow! Ow!
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Ow! Ow!
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I like this.
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Work. You look great.
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