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In the early days of the Internet, you
couldn't stream movies or summon Thai
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food to your doorstep. But if you were
interested in text -based news about
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upcoming physics lectures, it was a
great time to be alive.
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Holy moly.
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Dad.
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Dad! I'm in the shower.
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It's an emergency.
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Fine. Come in.
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I thought you had to use the bathroom.
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At 7 .23 in the morning?
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Why do I print out schedules if you're
not going to read them? Tell me what you
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want. What are we doing next weekend?
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This ain't sounding like an emergency.
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It is.
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Stephen Hawking is giving a lecture, and
I really need to go.
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Can we talk about this when I'm out of
the shower?
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Pick up the pace. According to the
schedule that you don't read, I'm due in
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there in six minutes.
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So can we go?
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I don't know. Go take a shower.
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I still have two minutes and 15 seconds.
Let's nail this down.
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Where's the lecture?
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And at the end of Dallas, we're not
going.
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Good news. It's not Dallas.
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Where? Pasadena, California.
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California? It's a lot further than
Dallas.
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1 ,232 miles further as the crow flies.
But kudos to you for being up on your
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geography.
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There's no way we're going to
California.
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If Stephen Hawking can make it there in
a wheelchair, I'm sure we can manage.
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Sheldon, airplane tickets are expensive.
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Hotels are expensive. We can't afford
it.
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But his health is fragile.
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This might be my only chance to ever see
him in person.
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I'm sorry, buddy.
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I would like to discuss this further,
but I only have 22 seconds to be in the
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shower, and buttons slow me down.
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This is the moment we lost that game.
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But one bad play doesn't mean you give
up.
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We had plenty of time to turn around,
but y 'all decided it was over.
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I don't want to ever see that happen
again.
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Next time something seems out of your
reach, you do not quit.
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You just dig deeper.
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Does that mean if I find an affordable
flight to California, we can go?
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Hi.
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Can I help you?
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I'm trying to find the cheapest flight
to California for me and my father.
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Okay, well, have a seat.
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You looking to go to Disneyland?
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The only ride I'm interested in is the
intellectual roller coaster of Stephen
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Hawking's mind.
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And where is that located?
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Well, Stephen Hawking's head.
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But that will be at Caltech in Pasadena.
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Got it.
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And when were you looking to fly?
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Next weekend.
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Oh, wow, that's pretty soon.
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Traveling last minute can be pricey.
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Are there any discounts available?
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Are you a member of any frequent flyer
program?
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No, I've never flown before.
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Well, ways to keep the cost down are
flying on weekdays, multiple layovers,
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this probably doesn't apply, but
airlines offer special fares if there's
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death in the family.
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Interesting. May I use your phone?
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Hello?
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What else you got?
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Hello?
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Yeah. Where you going?
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Out with Jana.
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You've been spending a lot of time with
her lately.
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Is she your girlfriend?
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Dad, can you make her stop?
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I could, but I won't. Also, I can't.
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I just want to know what's going on in
your life. And if this girl is someone
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special to you, then she's special to
me.
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Come on.
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Mary, enough.
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What? I want to know.
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Bye. If it helps, I don't care.
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It does. Thank you.
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Why doesn't he tell me anything?
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When you were a teenager, you'd tell
your parents stuff.
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Well, no.
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Then why do you expect him to?
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Because I'm a cool, fun mom.
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Dad, good news.
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Airline tickets to California are more
affordable than you think.
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Sheldon, we're not going.
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What's all this about?
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Stephen Hawking is giving a lecture at
Caltech. If we leave on Wednesday and
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willing to make four layovers in Boise,
Denver, Albuquerque, and Fargo, we can
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get there for only $95 each.
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I have a job. I can't just leave in the
middle of the week.
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Well, then what about Mom?
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Sorry, Shelly. We're not in a position
to do that. But Stephen Hawking's my
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hero. Imagine if you got a chance to see
Jesus or Dad got to meet the man who
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invented beer.
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Someone's underoos are in a knot.
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My underoos are fitting just fine, thank
you. Then why is there a stick up your
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butt? Stop making inquiries about my
bottom.
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But I enjoy it.
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Mom and Dad won't take me to California
to see Stephen Hawking.
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You thought they would take you to
California?
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Yes. They wouldn't even buy me this book
at the book fair. I had to get it at
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the library.
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There's a booger on one of the pages.
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Well, I may never get another chance to
see him in person.
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Back it up. You always get everything
you want.
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That's not true.
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You got a computer.
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I'm reading a booker book.
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Fine. How do you recommend I suck it up?
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I don't know. When you don't get your
way, shut up and move on.
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Is that what you do?
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Yeah. And that's why you don't have a
computer.
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Georgie is my son. I have the right to
know who he's spending time with.
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Are you talking about Jana?
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You know her?
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Well, I don't really know her. I've seen
them hanging out together at Dale's
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store a couple of times. She's cute.
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Great. So you know even more than I do.
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Always have.
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I don't feel I'm being out of line
wanting to know how old this girl is
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or what church she goes to or her last
name.
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Owens.
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Unbelievable. Oh, jeez.
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You worry about Sheldon not being
normal. Now you're worried about Georgie
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normal. How did I raise such a turd? I
am not that word.
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If you can't say the word, you might be
the word.
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Over the next few days, I tried to take
my
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sister's advice and suck it up.
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But how could I when everything reminded
me of Stephen Hawking?
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Oh, dear.
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It's actually a shampoo for ladies, but
my hair just responds to it.
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Really? Want to come over?
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My parents won't let me if your folks
ain't there.
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Okay.
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But I guess I don't have to tell them.
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Cool.
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Okay, that's it.
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Nothing was able to shake me from my
doldrums. Not even Dr. Sturgis' jaunty
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sweater vest.
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Sheldon?
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Yes? You seem distracted.
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I really wanted to see Stephen Hawking
speak at Caltech, but my parents can't
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afford the trip.
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That's too bad.
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Dr. H puts on a heck of a show.
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I believe it.
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Would it make you feel better to know
this vest is reversible?
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A little, thanks.
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Wait. I may be able to help you with
Hawking.
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Really? This vest is not the only thing
that's full of surprises.
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Where are you going?
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Out.
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Out where?
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Janice.
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Her parents going to be there?
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Yep. Okay.
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Let me just call and make sure.
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Owens.
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Owens.
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That's your last name, right, Owen?
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Why are you being so weird?
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I'm not being weird. Are you?
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No. Good.
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No one's being weird.
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Don't call them.
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Why not?
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Why can't you just trust me?
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Because I know that you're lying.
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What? No, I'm not. I heard you on the
phone with Jana.
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You spied on me?
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I didn't mean to, but I'm glad that I
did because you just lied to my face.
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are not going anywhere.
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Try and stop me.
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You walk out that door and your father
gets involved.
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I don't need this.
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everything. What happened?
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Georgie lied to Mom to be alone at
Janet's house, but Mom knew because she
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listened in on his phone call.
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Oh, boy.
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Now he's grounded and everyone's mad.
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Not me. I'm super happy.
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Well, bye.
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Dad, the university offered to pay for
us to go to California.
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They were even putting us up in a hotel.
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You're kidding.
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We're going to California?
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Nope, just me and Dad.
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That's fair.
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I'm so happy for you.
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Sometimes sarcasm was laid on so thick,
even I could detect it.
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Thanks.
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This was not one of those times.
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I see.
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No, that makes sense.
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Okay, John. Thanks.
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Bye.
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Sheldon was right.
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They're offering to pay for the whole
trip.
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Why?
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Sturgis talked to his boss, and they
really want to keep Sheldon going to
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there.
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I guess I could take him.
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Why you? He asked me first.
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I'm mad at Georgie right now. It'd be
good for us to have some space.
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So you pick a fight with Georgie and I
don't get to go to California?
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Fine. You can go.
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Thank you.
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Have fun managing Shelton's bathroom
schedule in different time zones.
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Let me get a picture of my boys before
their big trip.
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It's smart to document this. Next time
you see me, I'll have been in the
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presence of Stephen Hawking.
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Smile. I prefer to look serious. This
may appear in a textbook someday.
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Hey, Stephen Hawking.
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Stephen Hawking.
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Aw, you made me smile.
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Wash up for dinner.
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I ain't eating.
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Well, you're not watching TV.
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I can't leave the house and now I can't
watch TV.
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Yeah, it's called being grounded.
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I can't wait to move out.
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What was that?
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Next time I'll say it on the phone so
you can hear me.
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If you keep frowning like that, you're
going to get wrinkles like your Meemaw.
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You look great.
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I know. I just wanted to hear you say
it.
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What's on your mind?
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Felton always gets everything he wants.
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Yes, he does.
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That's not fair, huh?
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No.
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On the other hand, he's just going to
some science lecture.
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I know, but he gets to go on a plane to
California.
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Planes aren't all that great.
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You can't even smoke on them anymore.
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I'll tell you what.
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After practice today, you and me will do
something fun.
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Can I have my first cigarette?
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No.
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Can I get my ears pierced?
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Your mom won't like that.
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So maybe.
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All right,
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34 A and B, this is us.
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You want the aisle or the window?
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Which one is assigned to me?
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Doesn't matter. Just pick one.
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If I sit by the window, I can watch the
takeoff and landing.
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But if I sit on the aisle, I'm closer to
the bathroom.
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Here we go.
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Although, if I'm by the window, you'll
have to get up when I use the bathroom.
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But if I'm not, I'll have to get up when
you use the bathroom.
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Just pick one.
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It's a tricky decision.
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My bladder is smaller than yours.
Everything okay here?
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About to be.
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Look. Aisle it is.
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We're good.
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Okay.
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No. Hey, you're the one who lied to me.
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Well, I'm done talking to you, so it'll
never happen again.
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What?
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I know you don't want to talk, and
that's fine. You can just listen.
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Life is hard enough if you make good
decisions, but if you make bad ones, it
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gets even harder.
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Nothing was going to happen with Jana.
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Georgie. No, you always assume the worst
with me. I'm sorry you're a perfect kid
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and I'm just a screw -up. You are not a
screw -up.
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And I was not a perfect kid.
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Oh, would you do? Sleep through church
one morning?
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For your information, I used to skip
class so that I
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could drink beer in my boyfriend's
truck.
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Dad had a truck back then?
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Not talking about your dad.
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Whoa.
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I also stole your BMOS car and crashed
it into a ditch.
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Really? With that boyfriend who wasn't
dad?
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Missing the point. If the point is you
made some bad decisions and turned out
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fine, then why are you being so hard on
me?
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Because I'm just... Decisions you cannot
walk away from, and they will affect
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the rest of your life.
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If you're talking about Jana getting
pregnant, she ain't gonna.
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That is what I thought. The next thing I
know, I'm at the courthouse getting
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married.
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You got married because you're pregnant?
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Yes.
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So I was a mistake?
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No, no.
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You are a blessing.
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The mistake was lying to my parents so
that I could spend the night at your
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dad's house.
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And, you know, tequila.
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is your
captain speaking. We're expecting a
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flight to Los Angeles. Before we take
off, please direct your attention to the
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flight attendants as they review some
important safety procedures.
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Safety procedures?
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Oh, baby.
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Take a minute to locate the exit closest
to you. The nearest exit could be
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behind you.
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Should the cabin experience sudden
pressure loss, oxygen masks will drop
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from above your seat.
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Why would the cabin lose pressure?
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We won't. Place the mask over your mouth
and nose like this. Pull the strap to
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tighten it. If you are traveling with
children, make sure that your own mask
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on first before helping your child.
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I don't like this at all.
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It's just a precaution.
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Perfectly safe.
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In the unlikely event of a water landing
and evacuation... Water landing, water
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landing, water landing.
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I can't do this.
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Keep going. We'll be right back.
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Sir?
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Sheldon, come out of there. No!
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At least open the door.
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Told them we need to get off.
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Sir, you both need to return to your
seats. Just one second.
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Sir. If you want to see Stephen Hawking,
we have to sit down right now. It's too
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dangerous. I can't. It's okay to be
scared.
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That's when you've got to dig deep and
be brave.
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What do you say?
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No. I'm your terrified little boy.
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00:17:16,810 --> 00:17:19,650
Okay. Sir, please. They're going to call
security.
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Just one more second.
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Mr. Spock.
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He flies around all the time in that
spaceship.
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He's not afraid, is he? I'm not Mr.
Spock.
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00:17:31,149 --> 00:17:33,650
No, but I've seen you pretend to be him.
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Could you do that right now? You be
Spock, I'll be Kirk.
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Maybe.
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Okay, Mr. Spock.
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Your first order is to return to your
seat.
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Aye, Captain.
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Flight attendants, prepare for takeoff.
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You okay, Mr. Spock?
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Doing my best, sir.
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Captain and Mr. Spock don't hold hands.
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Sorry?
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Okay, maybe just this once.
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about California.
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No one on this campus is tan at all.
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No, they are not.
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Imagine all the stimulating
conversations that must go on at these
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I bet.
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I can see myself going here one day.
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I think you'd fit right in.
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