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Previously on Young Sheldon. Would you
teach me how to throw a baseball?
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What's bringing this on?
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I don't know. You coach Ballard? That'd
be me.
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My daughter's here to try out.
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She made the team.
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Congratulations!
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And Meemaw got a date with the coach.
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I was married for 18 years, and I gotta
tell you, this is the two best years of
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my life.
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Practice running late?
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Yeah.
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Sparks' kid got himself stuck in the
bathroom.
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How'd that happen? Well, the door's a
-push, and he was a -pulling.
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Look at him out there.
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Billy's my grandson.
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Oh.
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I'm so sorry. I mean, not that he's your
grandson. I just... I'm gonna stop
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talking now.
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I'm messing with you.
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Well, you got me all right.
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Oh, no.
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That one's mine over there, Evan.
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Oh, isn't that the coach's grandson?
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Uh -huh.
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So you must be Coach Ballard's ex -wife.
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Yeah.
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Why?
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No reason.
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Nobody else is stronger than I am.
Yesterday I owned a mountain.
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I did not to be your hero. I am a mighty
little man.
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I am a mighty little man.
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Growing up, I had an aversion to any
type of group. For example, rock group.
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I'll restrict my drug use to Rolaids,
thank you.
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Group costume.
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I'll tell you who really didn't have a
heart. My mother for making me wear a
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funnel on my head. But of all the groups
I didn't like, by far the worst was...
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Group project.
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Yep, you heard me.
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This would be a lot more fun with
margaritas. What in?
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And you'd love the way I ran the PTA.
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And you'd love the way I show up at
church.
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You're fun.
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We ought to go out for drinks one night.
I'll give you my number.
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Oh, yeah. Well, all right.
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I'm around tomorrow if you're free.
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Uh, sure.
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You should know something, though.
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Um, I'm kind of dating your ex -husband.
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You waited till now to tell me?
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You're sneaky.
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I like that.
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That is not the feedback I usually get.
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Well, since we're being honest, I knew
who you were the whole time. That's why
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came over here.
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Damn.
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Nicely played.
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So we're still on for drinks? Oh, hell
yeah.
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Yeah, we just do this individually.
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Why are you complaining? I'm the one
stuck working with a kid.
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Hey. When it comes to physics, I'm
practically a coot, which is an old
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word for someone who's old.
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Tell him. It is.
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Let's just go to a coffee shop and get
this over with. I can't go now. I have
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get home for my bath and bedtime, which
is also something an old person does.
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That we do.
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Can I at least switch groups?
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Sorry. I assigned this project because
it's important for scientists to learn
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how to collaborate.
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If we must work together, here's my
proposal.
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I do everything by myself and put their
names on it.
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No. What's going on?
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Dr. Sturgis is forcing us to
collaborate.
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And we wanted to get it done tonight,
but apparently there's a bedtime and
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shower conflict.
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Bubble bath.
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Oh, right.
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It's a bad night.
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How about we work in my dorm tomorrow?
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Um, I don't know if a dormitory is the
right environment for someone his age.
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you're worried about the beer drinking,
Dad has thoroughly desensitized me.
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How about you all come work at our
house?
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I guess that that's our only option.
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It'll be fun. I'll make food. You can
even bring your laundry.
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That actually would be great. Now this
man's soiled underpants will be in my
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kitchen.
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Thank you.
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I just don't understand why you want to
go out with her. You don't. She seems
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like fun.
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Oh, yeah, she is. Until you marry her
and then you find her sleeping upside
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in the closet.
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I mean, seriously, you don't think that
having drinks with my ex -wife is a
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little weird?
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You went camping with John.
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Oh, it was weird.
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Trust me. Learn from me. She spent 18
years with you. I'd rather learn from
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So you can dig up a little dirt on me?
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Yeah. Well, let me spoil it then.
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She's going to tell you about the time I
had a little too much to drink on
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Halloween and I ended up puking in my
son's candy bucket.
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I bet she tells it better. And there was
a time we had a fight and I locked her
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out in a hailstorm.
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Damn. But in my defense, when I locked
her out, it was raining.
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The hail was heaven sent.
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You're a charmer.
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So, you didn't do anything you regret
when you were married?
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Oh, lots of stuff.
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Feel free to grab a shovel and go have
some drinks with my dead husband.
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Oh, that's dark.
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Not as dark as my secrets.
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Oh, you... You... You are so hot.
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Ooh, chocolate chip. Just one. The rest
are for Sheldon's friends.
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Ready to go? Yep. To where?
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The mall.
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What happened to asking for permission?
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I asked Dad.
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You know that doesn't count.
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That's what he said.
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Bye. Love you.
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Keith, Sam, come in.
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Sheldon, your friends are here.
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Let me put that laundry in for you. Oh,
thank you.
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None for you? That's okay.
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I can do my own laundry. Oh.
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Okay.
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Hello, Sam.
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Keith. Big bag of dirty underpants.
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Hey, there.
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I hope you don't mind. I started without
you. Not at all.
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Is this one for me, or am I going to be
carrying you home tonight?
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It's all yours.
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Cheers. I like your blouse. Oh, you do?
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Truth be told, I changed my outfit three
times.
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For little old me?
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Well, I've never gotten drinks for the
boyfriend's ex -wife.
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Do you try to look hot or do you try to
look like you're not trying?
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Well, clearly you went for hot.
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I wasn't even trying.
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I think we can explain the additional
electrons if we assume the barrier has a
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slope to it. That won't work.
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Okay, well, what if the electrons are a
product of... We need to consider that
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the electrons are actually moving
backwards in time. No, that math's going
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take forever. Let's do it my way.
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Can you write on the board? You probably
have the best handwriting.
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Why? Because I'm a girl?
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I'm sure it's better than mine.
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I only learned to write six years ago.
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Well, we've covered football and
grandkids.
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Our favorite golden girl did not peg you
for a Dorothy.
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What have we left out?
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Oh, no.
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Maybe we've run out of stuff to talk
about.
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Oh, wait.
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We forgot about your ex -husband.
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The one you're dating.
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What do you want to know?
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Well, I know not to piss him off during
a hailstorm.
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He told you that? He wanted to throw
himself under the bus rather than let
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push him. Well, did he tell you that I
was naked when he locked me out?
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No. Why did he do that?
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Because I was trying to hit him with a
golf club.
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What were you doing naked with a golf
club in a hailstorm?
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How do you know it was the 70s?
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I remember.
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What else you got?
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Hey, there's my man.
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The doctor's in the house.
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Hello, yo.
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Oh, boy.
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Hey.
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Connie.
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Hey, John.
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How? We have to date. So you dated him
and Dale?
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You don't have a type, do you?
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What are you doing here?
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Me? What are you doing here? Well, this
is where I hang out now. I grade papers.
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I chat with the other patrons.
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The people who like to bet on football
rub my head for luck.
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John, this is June.
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June.
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After Juno, wife of Jupiter and queen of
the gods.
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No, after the fact that my mom got
knocked up in June.
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Rebel!
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Wonderful.
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So, um, how do you two know each other?
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Well, June here actually is Dale's ex
-wife.
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And I am Connie's ex -boyfriend.
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Is that fun or weird?
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Yeah. Okay.
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Okay. Okay.
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Something's not working out here.
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the way you're pacing. Pick a number of
steps and stick to it. Maybe it's
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because you two aren't helping.
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Oh, really? But I'm writing with my
prettiest handwriting.
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Don't be a child. Hey!
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Oh, you were talking to her.
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Who wants pigs in a blanket?
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Actually, do you have coffee?
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I just made a pot. Help yourself.
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Anything I could get you? I need a
cigarette.
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So, how's it going?
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Great. Now that those two are gone, I
can finally get some work done.
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They call it hot dog on a stick, but
that's not the only food on a stick they
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sell. It's not?
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They also got cheese on a stick.
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Oh, no.
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You hiding from that guy?
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No.
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Oh, I get it. You like him.
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Shut up.
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Aren't you a little young for that?
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How old were you when you started liking
girls?
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Bye -bye. Bye.
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Hey, everybody.
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Free drinks on behalf.
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Dang.
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Way older than you.
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Doesn't matter. He doesn't like me
anyway.
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Sorry.
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I liked it better when you wanted to
marry Al.
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I still kind of do.
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So you went camping with Dale.
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How'd that go?
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Oh, I hesitate to speak ill of him. I
divorced him. Say what you want.
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Then it was terrible.
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All right, come on. Let's talk about
something else. Okay.
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A lot of people here like to talk about
the game.
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Really? You speak sports now?
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I sure do.
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Check this out.
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Hey, ref.
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I suggest you go back to referee school
and this time pay attention in class.
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You a doctor?
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He has his Ph .D. in physics, but his
specialty is quantum chromodynamic.
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Wow, that sounds interesting.
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Oh, it is, and I would tell you more
about it.
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But I'm lucky I remembered the quantum
chromodynamic.
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And you didn't even have to rub his
head.
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Well, it's here if the mood strikes.
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Come on, Bucky. Try throwing someone on
your own team.
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Is that the Aggie game?
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Yeah, we're down by ten.
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You like A &M?
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I was raised a corn husker, but went to
Texas.
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Huh. Science and sports.
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Didn't know that was a thing.
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It is possible to be a scientist and a
normal guy.
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May your team be victorious!
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Not my experience.
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I brought you some coffee. You don't
have to keep waiting on us.
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I'm sorry.
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Is there a problem?
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I'm just frustrated.
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Is it Sheldon?
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It's Sheldon and Keith and every other
guy in our field, which is basically
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everyone.
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There were only three other women, and
one of them just dropped out to get
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married. Oh, good for her.
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Or bad. Bad for science, bad for women.
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None of the guys in my class take me
seriously.
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And honestly, it doesn't help when women
like you run around doing their laundry
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and making them snacks.
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I'm just being a good host.
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Yeah, and raising another boy to think
that all women are just note -takers and
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mommies.
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I'm sorry I'm making life so hard for
you.
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And for your information, Sheldon does
not look down on women.
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He looks down on everyone.
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Friday the 13th, Part 8, Jason takes
Manhattan.
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Might be the best one.
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Muppets also took Manhattan.
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There he is again.
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Why don't you go talk to him?
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Are you crazy? Look how beautiful he is.
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Sorry. The only guy I'm calling
beautiful is me.
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And maybe David Hasselhoff.
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I understand that you want to be
appreciated for what you do, but so do
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is my home, and taking care of my family
is the choice that I've made, and I am
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proud to do it.
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Okay?
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It is okay.
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And I am sorry if me baking cookies says
something bad about women, but if you
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think that Sheldon is difficult to work
with now, you should try him with low
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blood sugar.
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He is a monster.
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Someone's got to be in charge, but when
you step up and do it, everyone gets
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upset.
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So your problem is a woman's mad at you
and Sheldon thinks you're dumb?
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Yeah. Welcome to my life, friend.
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What do I do?
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You quit complaining.
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You're young, you're smart, you're not
tied down.
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This is as good as it gets.
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It is?
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Yes.
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I wish I was 20 again, eating and
drinking and being skinny.
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Now go back in there, finish your
project, and get your ass to a keg
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Go!
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Somehow my parents calmed everyone down
and got us back on track. We listened to
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each other's thoughts, and we worked as
a team.
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For almost four whole minutes.
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That doesn't make any sense. Because you
don't understand it. It makes total
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sense, Keith.
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Please, just take your underpants and
go.
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Just say hi.
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Keep it casual. Pretend like you don't
care that much.
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But I care the most.
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See, that's going to freak him out.
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How do you know?
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Because it's freaking me out. Now go.
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No touching.
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That's right. You heard me.
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Hello.
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Hi, Connie.
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Hi, John.
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It was a nice surprise running into you
the other day.
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It was.
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Anyway, question.
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Do you think your friend June is
interested in me romantically?
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Oh, I... Gee.
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I don't know.
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I only ask because I'm not good at
knowing what other people are feeling.
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I'm aware.
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So could you ask her for me?
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No. You're right. I should probably do
it myself.
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Can I have her number?
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Well, you went over a whole bar.
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Maybe you could win over June, too.
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Hello.
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In medieval times, hunters used to hire
men to beat the area around bushes with
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sticks in order to flush out game.
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So, no, I guess I don't do that.
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John, you're a really sweet guy, but I
didn't feel like we had that kind of
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connection.
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Oh, I see.
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I'm sorry.
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No, that's all right.
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You know, the truth is I'm still kind of
heartbroken over Connie, and I
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was hoping if someone else liked me, it
might make it hurt less.
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Well, I don't know either one of you
very well, but I wouldn't write off
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just yet.
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Why? Did she say something?
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No, but it's just the way she looked at
you.
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See, that's what I'm terrible at. How do
you people do it?
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Look, I know she's with Dale right now,
but we were married for a long time.
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Trust me.
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He's going to screw this up.
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Follow -up question.
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Should I mention any of this to Connie?
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I wouldn't. Excellent.
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Bye.
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