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Previously on Young Sheldon. We've never
really discussed the status of our

relationship. Men don't break up with
me. I do the breaking up.

So, uh, how's Connie?

Get him!

Him again.

Love's good.

I'm glad she's doing well. Tell her I
say hi.

Or wait, greetings.

Greetings from John.

Hey, can I talk to you? You tell my
granddaughter she can't play baseball?

I was just looking out for her, that's
all.

You and me gonna have problems.

Meemaw got a date with the coach.

What? It was a productive afternoon.

Before that disembodied voice on AOL
started saying, you've got mail,

we relied on my mom.

Shelly, you've got mail.

Some mail brought great joy.

Greetings, Mr.

Spock. Some mail brought pain.

George, you got jury duty.

Hell of my dice!

And one time... You see, you've got
something.

Mayo caused a war between neighbors,
rivaling that of the Klingon Empire and

Federation, which, trust me, was a
doozy. What'd you get?

An invitation to Billy's birthday party.

That's nice.

I wonder where Sheldon's is.

Hey, Brenda, it's Mary.

Oh, hey.

So we got Missy's invitation to Billy's
party.

Great. Hope she can make it. But
Sheldon's didn't arrive for some reason.

he got lost in the mail.

It didn't get lost.

What are you saying?

I think you know what I'm saying.

So Sheldon isn't invited?

See? You knew. Bye.

All right, Moonpie, I'll see you after
class.

Aren't you going to walk me in? I think
you can manage it. Is it because you're

trying to avoid Dr.

Sturgeon? No. Is it because you're
getting old and you're trying to limit

number of steps you take? Get in there.

Connie!

Oh, hello, John.

It's nice to see you.

It's nice to see you, too.

I assumed you stopped bringing Sheldon
to class because you were worried it

would be awkward running into me after
our breakup. I asked her the same

question, but she assured me that wasn't
the case.

What a relief.

So, I suppose I'll see you after class?

I suppose you will.

Now, didn't she used to walk you to your
seat? She did, but she was younger

then. That makes sense.

Sheldon and Billy are friends. My son
should be at his party.

Look, I'm not trying to be mean here.

Billy has a tough enough time with other
kids without them seeing him pal around

with a local weirdo. I thought you
weren't trying to be mean.

That was the nicest way I could say it.

Well, I'm not trying to be mean here
either, but you are behaving very

unneighborly.

That was mean.

You're darn tootin'. Tootin'. Tootin'!

Okay.

So Feinstein's analysis of time is
correct. The future's already happened.

But we'll discuss that in more detail
next week.

Or perhaps we already have.

Exactly.

Good one. Let's hit the road.

It was nice seeing you, Connie.

We should get coffee sometime and catch
up.

Maybe. Sure.

Yeah. We'll see.

What about tomorrow morning?

Oh, that's not great for me.

Well, what about Sunday?

I can't do that either. Maybe another
time.

Oh, I see. You should probably settle on
a specific date, because when I want to

go to Radio Shack and my dad says maybe
another time, we never end up going.

Thank you so much, Sheldon. I think we
got this.

Yes. Well, Sheldon, see you next week.

Bye.

Can you explain why you didn't settle on
a specific date for coffee with Dr.

Sturgis?

Maybe another time.

Okay.

And then she said she didn't want the
other kids to see Billy hanging out with

Sheldon. That boy's only other friend is
a chicken, and she's worried about

Sheldon? What do we do?

Tell Missy she can't go?

If we're only going to let Missy go
places where they want to have Sheldon,

she ain't going to get out much.

Well, I don't think it's right that...
What's up?

Excuse me. Can't you see that your
father and I are talking?

Yeah, but you can talk anywhere.

And this is the only room in the house
with the TV.

Get out of here.

Suit yourself.

But I'd like to point out, if you'd let
me buy a TV for my bedroom, we wouldn't

be in this situation. I would. Go!

I just hate that our little boy gets
left out.

Me too, but he should probably get used
to it.

That's a terrible thing to say.

Oh, come on, Mary. The boy's not exactly
a social butterfly.

In fact, he's scared of butterflies.

Besides, it's their house. If they don't
want him, there's nothing you can do

about it.

Mr. Jeff, are you still looking for a
topic for this week's sermon?

You mean the one I'm doing in 20
minutes?

Sorry, silly question.

No. What do you got?

I was going to do Noah's Ark, but
Sheldon's going to eat me alive.

Like those two lions would have done to
those two giraffes.

Well, I've been thinking about the
importance of being neighborly.

Please be seated.

A Pharisee once asked Jesus what the
greatest commandment was. And do you

what he said?

Sheldon, it's a rhetorical question.

He said it was to love God and love your
neighbor as yourself.

And that's what I want to talk about
today. Being a good neighbor.

How do we love our neighbor?

We check in on them. We welcome them
into our homes.

If we're having a party, we invite them.
Are you kidding me? Shh.

Some of the Romans thought he was a
little weird. But if you invite him into

your heart, you get to go to the biggest
party of all.

The one in the sky.

Who are in the sky?

Mine. He means heaven.

Or plan.

He means heaven.

I can't believe you told on me to
Panther Jeff.

I have no idea what you're talking
about.

It just don't make no sense.

If I'm gonna pay for it with my own
money, why can't I get a TV for my

You have so much money, why don't you
save it for college?

If you're not gonna take this seriously,
I don't even know why I'm talking to

you. Your mother won't let me have a TV
in my room, so you're not getting one in

yours. Why do you care what Mom says?

You're the man of the house. What you
say goes.

If you're not gonna take this seriously,
I don't know why I'm talking to you.

Hello? Hello, George.

John Sturges here.

Oh, hey. How you doing? Well, honestly,
it's been a bit of a confusing week, and

I was hoping we could schedule some male
bonding time.

Oh? Perhaps go to a bar or take a brisk
walk together.

I'm not really a walker. Well, that's
true.

Well, bar it is.

How's 2 o 'clock?

Uh... Today's not great for me.

Maybe some other time.

Oh, I understand.

I won't bother you again.

Well, it's not like that.

I'm just kind of busy right now.

Of course.

You made that perfectly clear.

Goodbye.

You just dumped somebody?

No.

Dr. Sturgis wanted to hang out.

Am I busy? Yeah.

Busy breaking hearts.

You win.

Hope you're happy.

This was never about winners and losers.

Two kids means two gifts.

And no Play -Doh.

He'll just eat it.

Hey, Shelly, I got something for you.

What is it? An invitation to Billy
Sparks' birthday on Saturday. Isn't that

nice?

Sheldon's gonna go?

A child's birthday party? No, thank you.

Great. You're going to Billy's party.

But I don't want to. And I don't want
him to.

Too bad. He's going.

Then I don't want to go.

Everyone's going, and everyone's gonna
have fun.

This is so unfair.

It is.

You sure run away from home.

So they don't want Sheldon at the party.

Sheldon doesn't want to be at the party.

But you're making him go to the party.

I'm sure he'll have a good time when he
gets there.

And this isn't just because you made a
big fuss and you're going to be

embarrassed if he doesn't go.

No.

For a good Christian lady, you sure do
lie a lot.

I just think it's important that every
once in a while Sheldon does normal kid

things. You realize he's not a normal
kid?

Of course I do.

Then what are you doing?

I'm trying to make sure he knows how to
be social so he doesn't become some

lonely adult no one wants to be around.

Damn it.

Hello? Hey, John.

Oh, George.

Uh, you just caught me on my way out to
a party.

With people.

A people party.

Sure.

Listen, I just wanted to let you know
that my schedule opened up, and if you

still want to hang out, you can come
over on Saturday and watch a game.

I don't know if Saturday works for me.

Okay. You just let me know.

Wait.

Saturday's fine.

I'll be there.

Okay. Have a good night.

Goodbye.

Sheldon's doing that party.

I'm a good liar.

What'd I get him? Connect four.

That was thoughtful of me.

Shelly, come on, it's time to go.

Do I have to wait for Sheldon? Can I
just go now?

No, we're going together as a family.

Greetings, Mother. I'm ready to beam
down to the party.

You go on ahead.

Thank you, Jacob.

What do you think you are wearing?

A Mr. Spock outfit.

I know it's a Mr.

Spock outfit.

Then why did you ask?

You can't wear that. No one else is
going to be dressed up.

That's fine. I plan on pretending I'm a
neutral observer of an alien culture.

Or you can go and play with the other
kids and wear pants from this planet.

I thought you said I was supposed to
have fun.

Go and change. You are not wearing that.

Then I'm not going. You're going.

Then I'm wearing this. No, you're not.

Yes, I am.

Well, if you're going to wear that, you
need to participate.

Participate how?

Party games, cake, and singing happy
birthday.

No games, one slice of cake, and I will
mouth the words while the others sing.

One game, and you need to interact with
the other children.

Y 'all ready?

Fascinating. It seems to be a carbon
-based life form.

Then you know!

I'm interacting.

Hello!

Jim's not home.

Oh, I'm here to watch a sporting event
with your father.

Really? Yes. He only called it the game,
so I don't know which one it is.

Well, this is just great. Come on in.

Thank you.

Hey, Dad, Dr. Sturgis is here to watch
football with you. Oh, football, good.

That was the one I read up on.

Hey, John, nice to see you. You too.

Brought some snacks for the game.

How nice.

Hope you like grapes.

Oh, there's nothing my dad loves more
than football and grapes.

Why don't you head on into the den,
John?

You get lost.

So you two can feed each other grapes.

Got it.

Hmm. Gallus gallus domesticus.

Otherwise known as earth chicken.

Live long and prosper, you filthy bird.

I thought you didn't like chickens.

Sheldon doesn't like chickens. Mr. Spock
finds them fascinating.

Who's Mr. Spock?

I'm Mr. Spock.

I'm Billy.

What you doing?

Using my tricorder to collect data.

What's a tricorder?

It's a multifunctional handheld device
used for scanning and analysis.

Cool. And what's everything you just
said?

Fascinating.

George, would you prefer me to wait for
a commercial break before I bring up my

emotional state?

No. Still want to talk about that, huh?

Well, I do think it would be helpful for
me.

We got seven minutes till kickoff.

Have at it.

Where to begin?

I saw Connie for the first time since I
broke up with her, and it was harder

than I expected.

Well, breakups can be rough.

I thought I was doing the right thing by
her, but now it seems that I've lost

her not only as a romantic partner, but
even as a friend.

Women, huh?

I've been feeling the loss very
profoundly, and it's making me wonder if

also is feeling lonely, and I made a bad
decision for both of us.

I hate to be the one to tell you this,
John, but she's kind of been seeing

someone new, and she seems to be doing
okay.

I see.

Is she happy?

Hard to tell. Her face is all scrunched
up and pinched most of the time.

Oh, I hope this man she's seeing treats
her well.

He seems okay.

I also hope he gets lost at sea and
never returns.

I'm having a lot of feelings.

Well, when that happens to me, I have
another beard.

Well, I haven't finished this one yet.

More for me.

Instant sparks.

There appears to be a white object under
this chicken.

It's called an egg.

Interesting. What is its function on
this planet?

People eat them and throw them at me on
Halloween.

What are you doing out here?

Playing with Sheldon.

You're missing your party.

But I'm having fun. Do not be alarmed.
Our mission is one of peace.

I'm going to go have a little chat with
your mother.

Seems unlikely. My mother's on Vulcan.

My mom's on Valium.

Oh, they scored another touchdown.

That's just a replay, Joe.

Hey.

Tommy. I saw your bike outside, so I...

I thought I'd just say hi.

Well, that's so nice of you.

I don't mean to interrupt or anything.

I just wanted to check in.

Would it be awkward if I asked you to
join us?

Oh, it couldn't be any more awkward.

Would you like to watch the game with
us? It's football.

Well, sure.

I guess a little visit wouldn't hurt.

Excellent. Let me guess.

You brought the grapes.

I did.

Hey, how many of those have you had?

So many.

Hope you're happy.

Billy's missing his own party because
he's playing spaceman in the chicken

with your son.

You were right. I shouldn't have made
you invite him. I'm sorry.

Okay.

Well, good.

It's just hard to see him be left out.
And I worry it's not going to get better

when he grows older.

Can't say that Billy is exactly Mr.
Popular either.

I'm sure this kind of stuff bothers me
way more than it bothers Sheldon.

Doesn't make it any easier, does it?

No.

I'm going to take Shelly back home so
that Billy can get back to his party.

You know, having fun out there.

Gallus, Gallus, Domesticus pooped on my
uniform. The mission is compromised.

Maybe take him home.

I've got something here for both of you.
It's from Billy. I hope it's not

another invitation.

It's probably a thank you note.

So now I have to write a you're welcome
note?

These people are killing me.

Dear Sheldon and Missy, thank you for
coming to my party. I liked playing with

Mr. Spock and watching Missy throw up
Kool -Aid in the bushes.

Still tastes like cherry.

My mother also threw up, but that was
because of wine.

My dad says he drinks because... Okay,
that's nice.

But there's more.

No, there's not.

Guess we'll never know why she drinks.