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Good. You're here. We have an exciting
announcement.

We finished our graphic novel!

The Odd Adventures of Baxter and Brooke.

Wow! This is amazing!

Shorter than I thought it would be.

But amazing!

A one -page book.

It's my kind of reading.

Finished.

No. This is just the cover page. The
rest is still printing.

We're using Wilson's new all -in -one
printer.

And when they say all -in -one, they
mean all -in -one. It's a copier,

Bluetooth speaker, refrigerator.

Look, it even makes coffee.

Cappuccino. Wow.

My printer at home can't even print in
color.

You two should be so proud of
yourselves.

The graphic novel is going from Milo's
computer to Wilson's printer and then to

the entire...

What's with the janky extension cord?

We have to plug the computer in all the
way over there because Wilson's printer

is hogging up all the outlets.

It's crazy how much power it eats up. It
makes sense.

Did you know this bad boy has a shiatsu
massage feature?

What?

So, how are you going to celebrate now
that you've finished the graphic novel?

For starters, we're going to print out a
ton of copies and hand them out

tomorrow for the last day of comic book
week. We should go big and throw a

launch party, too.

Hurley and I can plan it. Hey, do any of
you warped employees actually work

here?

Another comic book week crowd just
poured in. This place is crawling with

One second.

We're almost done printing.

Hurry! The Batman versus Superman debate
is getting scary.

Wow! Our first finished copy!

It almost doesn't feel real.

I know.

I've been dreaming about this for years.

I've also had a dream for years. It's
about a giant hamburger with a top hat

eats me and my family.

Okay. Well, then I guess we're lucky
only my dream came true.

You're telling me.

Professor Beef Monster is no joke.

That's the burger's name.

Professor Beef Monster.

Oh, wow.

Ren wasn't kidding.

You start with the customers back there,
and I'll be in the register.

Great. Make sure you put the graphic
novel somewhere safe.

Welcome to Warped. How can I help you?

Oh, good question.

In issue 17 of Kron, Marco, Starblast,
or Debutant, Kron escapes the prison of

Bartu by piercing the flaming hairgraven
with a spear, dipped in the venomous

blood of an ancient two -headed
gorgonaut.

That's right. And what was your
question?

That was pretty sweet, right?

Yep. Pretty sweet.

Hey, if you don't have any plans
tomorrow, we're throwing a launch party

new graphic novel here at the store.

My alien abduction support group is
tomorrow, but I'll definitely come by

if I don't get abducted again.

Hi. I collect these mystery box toys,
and I have all but one. The Skeleton

Pirate. Can I just peek in these boxes
before I buy them to make sure I don't

get any more duplicates?

I'm sorry, but that's against store
policy.

Plus, if you peek, that will spoil the
mystery and...

Well, that's no fun.

I don't like mysteries.

Or fun.

Or you right now.

Fine.

Ugh. Another Pegasus. I have six of this
exact same one at home.

Well, now you have lucky number seven.

Uh, eight's a pretty lucky number, too.
Doesn't get much luckier than eight.

This is outrageous.

I would like to return these.

I'm so sorry, sir, but we only accept
returns on unopened merchandise.

But, uh, enjoy your day.

If joy is something you're into.

Well, see you at the party tomorrow?

Hey, no.

Okay, we have orders placed for the
decorations, the DJ, just a couple more

calls, and we'll be set for the most
epic launch party ever.

Great, because we want people buzzing
about Milo and Ruby's graphic novel.

and then buzzing about the party itself,
like, what geniuses planned this? We

should hire them for our next party,
especially that guy who made the food.

you see how handsome he was? That hair!

How does he get it to float in the wind?

Oh. Oh.

Don't mind me.

I'm just using this thing to change my
tooth fairy money into dollar bills.

That machine really does it all, huh?

That's four years of baby teeth right
there.

Okay, for dessert, I'm thinking donuts.

I can even shape them into, like,
asteroids to tie in with the space

and then maybe I can get them to explode
in your mouth. You know, the way, uh,

soda explodes when you put a breath mint
into it, because then that way... Oh,

like you're on fire! I know, right? I
figure we can use that same technology

maybe help raise... Your pant leg, it's
smoking!

Fire, fire, fire!

Oh, that janky extension cord is flying
my little computer!

was close.

Yeah, way to go, Hurley. That could have
been a lot worse.

Okay, so it got a little wet.

Okay, a lot of wet.

I mean, shame's wasted.

Here is your limited edition Sergeant
Goldsmasher comic.

the figurines.

Thank you for shopping at Warped.

And don't forget to stop by for our
launch party tomorrow.

That was the busiest we've ever been.

My face hurts from smiling.

Then you're in luck because we've got
some news that'll make you frown.

was on here.

Everything we've been working on for
months.

You didn't back it up anywhere? We
didn't? How do you know?

I don't. I was just asking.

Okay. Did we back it up?

We did not.

It was all on here, and now everything's
gone.

Okay. Don't panic.

We can just use the copy we already
printed.

I mean, we can just make a bunch of
copies of that, right? Right. Yeah,

put it in a bag right under...

All of them?

since I lost my second grade science
project.

I heard rice was supposed to help with
waterlogged electronics.

So, I got a bunch from the Chinese
place.

Could be the rice that's supposed to be
uncooked to soak up the liquid.

This is crab fried rice.

Well, in that case, who's hungry?

We have to find the graphic novel.

I'm going to go look around the mall for
any customers who may have accidentally

gotten it in their bag.

I'll come with you. I'm great at finding
things inside of other things.

Catch up with you in a sec, buddy.

We have to fix this.

We cannot have another white Christmas
on our hands. What do you mean?

In the second grade, right before
Christmas break, Milo lost a science

project. And he was so stressed, his
hair turned completely white.

It's true.

Everyone called him Young Santa.

It was ho -ho horrible.

No graphic novel.

Just some Spongebob boxers.

Any luck over there, Hurley?

Nope. Just eggs, toothpaste, and toilet
paper.

Actually, you know what? This isn't even
a work bag. It's this guy's groceries.

Hey, hey, look. There's a work bag.

Can I look inside your bag? My graphic
novel.

Well...

Look who it is.

What was that? You want to look inside
something to see if something you need

in there?

Sounds familiar.

Please, just let me look inside the bag.
It's really important.

Sorry, but that's against my personal
policy.

Besides, if you peek, it'll spoil the
mystery.

And that's no fun.

Just give me the bag!

No! Give it to me! Give me the bag!

Thank you for shopping at work.

Any luck with the computer?

The petting zoo people just called, and
if this launch party isn't happening,

I'd love to get my deposit back on the
llama.

Wait, why are we having a llama at the
party?

Do you not want a llama at your party?

Fair point.

But, no, the rice was a bust, and now I
think there's a piece of imitation crab

stuck in the USB port.

Hey, is there a sequel to this?

I don't know, Ren. We're sort of busy.
But I need to know what happens next.

Well, I don't know what to tell you. And
I love the title.

The Odd Ventures of Baxter and Brooke?

I just need more.

Not now, Ren. Wait.

Wait. What?

Our graphic novel!

Where did you get this?

I found it under the counter earlier
while I was snooping around.

and tell him that we're good to go for
the party.

Well, first text my own Hurley and tell
him we found our graphic novel.

I'm going to go make a bunch of copies
so we don't run into this mess again.

Will do.

After I call the love.

A graphic novel? Why would I be asking
about any other graphic novel?

Um, I don't know. There are just so many
great ones to choose from.

Darby texted us that you found it.

Well, I guess I did.

I mean, of course I did. I texted back
with my thumb.

What Darby meant to text is that we
found the person who accidentally got

comic in their bag.

Great! But unfortunately, they threw it
away by mistake.

Not great.

But...

to search every trash can in the mall.

It's got to be in one of them.

Come on, Ruby. We're going dumpster
diving. Wait, what?

Yeah, our graphic novel's buried in
there somewhere.

It's up to us to find it.

Right.

And since I can't think of a single good
reason why we shouldn't do that, I

guess we're doing that.

Aw, I love dumpster diving.

How come Ruby gets to do all the fun
stuff?

Let's get looking.

The graphic novel has to be in there
somewhere.

Yep. This is the one and only place it
could be.

This is disgusting.

Diapers. Dirty socks.

Who was throwing away this much cheese?

My friend Margo from back home once ate
so much cheddar, she could cry melted

cheese. If you showed her a sad movie,
she could cover an entire tray of

I'll take your word for it.

No sign of her graphic novel, though.

I think we may have to go deeper.

Yes, deeper, where the older, smellier
garbage is.

Fish got duty again.

to be able to get this done in time for
the party tomorrow.

And my brilliant exploding donuts will
never get the respect they deserve.

We can still pull something together.

I mean, look at this page I just
finished.

It doesn't look anything remotely close
to the original, but it's technically a

page of a graphic novel.

Wait, I wonder if this thing has an
unshred feature.

You can't unshred something that's...

Find anything over there?

Not yet.

Me neither.

Ew.

Just more cheese, if you can believe
that.

What if our graphic novel's not in here?

I don't know what it'll do if it's just
gone forever.

Hey, don't be so down in the dumps.

Ruby, we're literally in a dumpster.

Good. Good. I'm just making us a little
snack.

You need some energy if you want to
finish this thing.

Did you know this thing has a toaster?

Are you two okay?

Yes. But if an aviary bird comes looking
for us, tell them you haven't seen us.

Got it?

Bigger issue is that we didn't find the
graphic novel.

All of our hard work just gone. It's so
upsetting.

Okay. I have some good news and I have
some bad news.

The good news is...

It's actually right here in this room.

But, um, I think the bad news speaks for
itself.

Facts are graphic novel?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

It's happening.

My hair's turning white, isn't it?

No, just the back.

Wait, never mind. I think it's
mayonnaise.

Bird poop.

Ugh, gross.

Mayonnaise. I hate mayonnaise.

Hard work is just gone.

I think maybe we should leave.

There's literal smoke coming out of his
ears.

Oh, that's actually my toast burner.
Yes, let's give them a minute.

I'm sorry, Milo.

I found the graphic novel earlier and I
accidentally shredded it.

I know how important it is to you, so I
understand if you never want to speak to

me again.

What? No, don't say that. You're one of
my best friends.

Obviously, I'm heartbroken, but I would
have never even finished a graphic novel

if I hadn't met you.

And I know we can recreate that magic.

Yeah, if we did it once, we can do it
again.

And hey, maybe we'll have it done for
next year's comic book week.

Hey, check out this laptop I found in
the thing of fried rice.

It was broken, but I got those Superman
and Batman nerds to work together and

fix it.

Wait, so it's working?

Yep, and now those nerds are friends.

I brought pizza to the comic book world
and scored a free laptop.

Ren, that's my laptop. Give it to me.

It works.

I can't believe it. It works. This is
incredible.

Way to go, Ren.

Yeah, yeah. You owe me a laptop.

Also, you two ever heard of a shower?

You smell like cheese and fish guts.

I'm speechless.

My computer works like it's new and the
graphic novel is still on. You're fully

intact. We don't have to start.

And we still have time to make a bunch
of copies for the launch party tomorrow.

Shall we get started? I think I'm
finally getting the hang of this thing.

Self -destruct mode activated.

This machine will explode in ten, nine,
eight.

Self -destruct mode deactivated.

Yeah. Maybe we just take it to a
professional print shop this time.

I think maybe you're right.

Why does this thing even have a self
-destruct mode?

Welcome to Wormt. Enjoy your
complimentary issue of The Odd Ventures

and Brooke.

This is so cool.

People are actually reading a graphic
novel that we made.

And the response has been great.

Has there been any buzz about the party
itself?

I mean, more specifically about the
party planners and even more

about me personally.

Everyone's having a great time, really.

Though I'm not sure why there's a llama
at our party.

Do you not want a llama at your party?

Fair point.

So, now that you've finished your first
graphic novel, what's next?

Oh, but it's just the beginning. We're
thinking big. We do a sequel, a prequel,

a movie. Maybe a Broadway musical or a
theme park ride. The establishment of

MRCU.

You know, the Milo Ruby cinematic
universe.

I meant, like, what's next later
tonight. I thought maybe we could grab

something. Well, if you're hungry...

Why not try one of my asteroid donuts?

I made the jelly using soda breath mint
technology.

So prepare yourselves for a literal
flavor explosion.

These are supposed to explode in your
mouth, not in your...

in fish guts, this isn't so bad.

Congrats, Ruby.

A toast to us.