All language subtitles for warped_s01e11_hired

Hello, Gert. Welcome to Woe Gert.

And hello, Gert, to you, too.

And hello, free samples.

Oh, hey, Olivia.

What's with the singing? My boss started
a new store policy.

We have to sing now.

Oh, do the customers get to sing back?

I'm a customer and I want some yogurt
that is frozen.

I guess they can, but I'm not sure why
they would want to.

I like the hello song. It made me happy.

It's not just hello. We have to sing all
sorts of different songs.

It's hilarious.

Watch.

Thank you for the tip. It really made my
day.

Surfing up smiles is the woe -gurt way.

It's not so bad.

I would have sung it in a different key,
but that's just me.

This job used to be so much fun.

Then why don't you quit?

I would, but I need to work.

I'm glad Wilson doesn't make us sing at
Warped.

It's the best job ever.

Maybe I should come work there.

Totally. That'd be so cool. We could
hang out all the time.

You'd be all, look, Smilo, I'm putting
this graphic novel on the show. And then

I'd be all, that's great, Olivia.

Isn't it fun working together?

Yeah. And then I'd be all like, yes,
Smilo, you were right. This really is

best job ever.

Hey, heads up. You're out of sample
cups. And frozen yogurt.

Somebody, uh, get the door for me.

Attention,

staff. I need all employees to report to
the back row. It's urgent. It's

important. It's both urgent and
important.

Where are you here?

What's this meeting about?

This is the final piece to my QS5 space
station made entirely of interlocking

plastic bricks.

And... Finished!

Good job!

It was a true honor to witness that.

Definitely worth meeting.

Oh, no.

This has been my life's purpose for the
past three weeks.

What am I going to do now?

Lunch. I'm going to do lunch now.

We should move this where someone can't
knock into it. No.

Don't touch it. Wilson would freak if
anything happened to it.

This is my little roomie.

I did it. Yay!

I'm so proud of you. But I have no idea
what you're referring to. I quit my job

at Wilgert.

Milo, I'm officially accepting your
offer.

So, here I am, ready to work at Warped.
That's amazing. We're going to work

together? I can't wait to get started.
So, where's Wilson?

I should probably check in with my new
boss.

Oh, uh, right.

Your new boss.

That knows all about this and is totally
on board.

He does?

Ruby, can I see you in the main room?

What? I'd much rather start showing
Olivia the ropes back here.

Okay. So, we have this rope.

Ruby, I really need your help in the
main room. I can help. I work here.

Uh, dear, I need you to, uh, make sure
all 1 ,000 pieces are in this 1 ,000

-piece puzzle.

We do this with all our puzzles.

Since when?

Since when? Who cares?

Olivia, thank you. I offered her a job,
but there was no job for me to offer.

Sounds like you and your girlfriend have
a communication problem.

She is not my girlfriend, and I'm pretty
sure reading is a silent activity, Sue.

Please mute yourself.

I have an idea. We can build a duplicate
warp and have Olivia work there.

Uh, I have a slightly more realistic
plan.

We're gonna convince Wilson to give
Olivia the job she already thinks she

Till then, we just need to keep Wilson
and Olivia from seeing each other.

Margo from back home thought she had a
job as a spy, but really, someone just

asked her to watch their stuff while
they went to the bathroom. She never

to stop watching their stuff, so she
spied on their items from a distance for

eight months.

Classic Margo.

Anyway, when Wilson gets back, we'll
convince him to hire Olivia, and

will be awesome.

Uh, what's so funny?

He's already in the back room.

He came in while Ruby was talking about
her weird friend.

What? Why didn't you say anything?

Because you told me to mute myself.

Hey, Wilson, I should have all these
puzzle pieces counted soon.

Um, all right.

That's cool.

And next weekend is my sister's
birthday, so I'm going to need to take

Saturday off of work.

You should do that.

Hey, sir, by the way, I appreciate you
repping Warped.

Thanks, boss.

Boss? Uh, boss!

That's what everyone's calling everyone
these days.

Boss.

Right, boss?

Yeah, boss.

I call Milo boss all the time.

Ball.

You guys are acting weird, but that
seems to be the norm for you two.

So, Wilson, what should I do after I
finish counting these pieces?

You should live your life, girl. Do
whatever you want.

This job rocks.

Close.

I love being this close to you at work.

Now hiring.

Must love to sing.

Only one sample per customer.

This is bad news.

This amount of frozen yogurt is not
enough frozen yogurt.

You could always buy a cup, you know. It
tastes better when it's free.

I think I'm going to apply to work here.

Make sure to demand free frozen yogurt
for your friends.

I saw that you were hiring. Do you like
to sing?

Yes. I started vocal training. You're
hired.

That was fast.

You don't want to hear about my... Nope.
Just need someone who will sing and has

a heartbeat.

Welcome to the team.

As long as it fits in the cup, it's
technically one sample.

And most importantly, free.

Hey, Wilson.

Wouldn't it be great?

If we had some extra help around the
store?

Yeah, maybe. You should maybe hire
another employee, maybe.

Maybe another employee, maybe.

I don't know. I know what you're
thinking.

I agree, but I don't want to post about
the job and then interview a bunch of

people and then select someone from that
bunch.

That's not even remotely what I was
thinking.

But yeah, I don't want to do those
things.

Great, because you don't have to.

We think Olivia would be a great
employee here. She's very responsible.

And Milo totally likes her.

What I like about her is how much of a
hard worker she is.

And she knows a ton about comic books.
She knows even more than me and Milo.

Art, if all this is true, I'd be a fool
not to hire her.

She better live up to the hype or else.

Or else what?

You don't want to find out.

Why is that?

Trust me.

She better live up to the hype.

officially works here, it's like we're
getting paid to hang out.

Hey, co -worker.

Hey, you, co -worker.

What are you doing?

Just throwing out this cartoon book.

It's a comic book, and just curious, why
are you throwing it out?

It's expired. The date on it says
November 2003, so I'm getting rid of it.

That's what we did with expired stuff at
Woegert.

Be a co -worker.

Wow, Olivia has a lot to learn about
everything.

That's a lot of expired cartoon books.

I just sold my first comic book.

Oh, yeah, you did?

Because you work here? With me? We both
work here? Together?

We get it.

It's the best. Plus, I don't have to
sing, and all the customers are so

friendly. I've never seen someone so
happy to spend 30 cents on something.

30 cents?

I don't think we have any comics that
are that cheap.

There's a bunch of them. See, this one
is 25 cents.

Olivia, that's what it cost in 1968 when
it was first printed.

These are rare collectibles now. We sell
them for hundreds of dollars.

Sorry, at the yogurt store, the prices
listed are the prices we charge.

Are you mad at me?

Uh, no.

I'm not mad at you. It was an honest
mistake.

She doesn't know what she's doing.

I can't let Wilson find out, or else.

Or else what?

I don't know. It can't be good.

It's your fault for liking a girl who
doesn't appreciate science fiction.

Let's not overreact.

Everything's fine.

Mayday, mayday!

Things are not fine. I found this
Kentucky Smith action figure without a

the shelf, and I can't find its box
anywhere.

That was me. I figured people would want
to see the toy before buying it.

Oh, no, she didn't.

Olivia, toys like this lose their value
if they're taken out of the box.

A collector isn't going to want to buy
this now.

You messed up, girl.

Hello, Waltine. And hello, especially to
my new star employee, Olivia.

Star employee?

I ran into the customer you just helped,
and he was raving about you. Keep up

the good work.

You two, do better.

Okay. Do better.

Like Olivia.

Mm -hmm. Got it.

That was lovely.

Now, can I get... Hold on.

Almost done.

Never mind. I'll go get a pretzel
instead.

Hey, Darby.

I'm thrilled he loved to sing and all. I
know I don't sound thrilled, but trust

me, I am.

It just feels like the singing and the
selling of the frozen yogurt seem to be

getting in the way of each other, and
one is clearly more important than the

other. I hear you loud and clear and vow
to adjust my behavior accordingly.

I love it. I know I don't sound like I
love it, but trust me, I do.

Hey, Darby, can I have the key to the
bathroom?

Here is the key so you can go pee. I'll
give it to you eventually.

Please, I really gotta go.

If there's no toilet paper, look under
the sink.

And we'll use the scented spray if you
make a stand.

I hope it's in the plans for you to wash
your hands.

Don't leave in such a rush that you
forget to flush.

Forget it? No time!

That works too.

Olivia, wow.

I don't think I've ever seen it so clean
back here.

I mean, I've cleaned back here before
and it was just as clean. If not, it was

cleaner.

It feels more spacious.

Is something missing?

Wilson Space Station!

Olivia, do you happen to know where the
replica of the QS5 space station is?

Oh, the space dollhouse thingy? I took
it apart and put all the pieces away.

Oh, sorry.

Something funny happened in this comic.

Carry on.

Did I do something wrong again?

Yes! No, she didn't.

You didn't. Everything is great and
fine.

Okay, cool.

Great and fine? It took Wilson three
weeks to make that model.

I know. I was at the meeting.

I gotta say, I was afraid Olivia working
here would be awkward at times, but I

was wrong. It's awkward all the time!

I thought that working with her would be
fun, but she keeps making mistakes, and

I have to keep pretending that it's not
a big deal, and nothing about that is

fun. You have to tell... Olivia the
truth about what a terrible job she's

The little girl was right.

I can't do that. She would never forgive
me.

But Olivia's got to go. I got her hired,
so now I need to figure out how to get

her unhired.

And preferably without having her hate
you for the rest of your life.

Good luck with that.

I can tell today is going to be a great
day.

I can tell you right now that it's not.

Don't you remember? We have to figure
out a way to get rid of Olivia.

Well, maybe Wilson will fire her when he
sees what she did to his model.

Not that I went to bed thinking about
that.

Ruby, you're genius.

We'll just show Wilson what Olivia did
to his QS5 and boom, she'll be fired and

no one will be mad at me.

And his star employee will shine again.

I mean, yeah, what you said.

Should we say upsetting, Morning Wilson?
Because something terrible has happened

in the back room.

What is it now?

This is terrible.

We knew you'd be upset.

Wait, what is this?

That's my replica of the QS5 space
station made entirely of interlocking

bricks. Were you not paying attention at
yesterday's meeting?

I was.

A star employee always pays attention.

Anyway. You were right.

This is upsetting.

Which one of you failed to take out the
trash last night? It's full of half

-eaten barbecue and crawling with ants.

Doesn't matter. I blame both of you.

Good morning, everyone. I brought coffee
and donuts for the team.

Donut holes?

No. Whole donuts.

Jackpot. I love whole donuts. I never
understood donut holes.

I agree, boss.

Donut holes are the worst.

These are good.

My star chance brought it. each day.

Thanks, Olivia.

I could have sworn I took the trash out
before I left.

This is all so strange. Olivia took
apart the space station model yesterday,

right? Did I just imagine that?

Hey, uh, morning, everybody.

See, I put the space station back
together.

You did this?

It took me all night. I started when the
store closed, but then the next thing I

knew, it was 11 p .m., and I was
starving. So I ordered some barbecue,

the next, next thing I knew, I was
finished with the model. It was 5 a .m.

that point, so I just, you know, slept
under the desk.

Why? Because I was tired.

No. Why did you build the QS5?

I know how hard you guys have been
trying to keep Wilson from getting mad

Olivia. So I thought I would help you
out. I can't feel my fingers, but I can

feel your gratitude.

You're very welcome, my friends.

any requests i have a request yeah how
about you weigh my frozen yogurt so i

pay for it what's going on out here i
thought about what you said and you were

absolutely right the singing and the
selling of the frozen yogurt or getting

the way of each other so i decided to
put all of my focus and attention into

singing part so all you've done today is
sing oh not just sing There is a whole

performance element, too. You're just in
time to see some of my aerial work.

Hank! Cue the swing.

that whole Wilson gets so mad at Olivia
that he fires her thing to work out.

You could try being honest with her.

Uh, Ren, if I want your advice, I will
ask for it.

Giving good advice is a full -time job,
and I'll never quit.

Wait. That's it.

We don't have to get her fired. We can
get her to quit.

She quit her job at Woger because she
hated the singing.

So you want to make her sing? Woo!

Do we get to write Warp songs?

Would you like to buy a comic?

Yes!

No.

But if we make working at Warped equally
annoying, then she'll decide to quit on

her own.

You think hanging out with you all day
would do it?

I have an idea.

Buttons, the Warped bot, is the store's
new mascot.

And since you're the star employee, you
get to be Buttons first.

Sorry, I know it's probably really
annoying.

No, it's fun.

It is? Yeah, I love these wacky mascot
costumes.

Well, I'm sorry it's so heavy and
uncomfortable.

You know, probably much worse than
singing, right?

This is a little heavy, but that's okay.
This way, I can work out while I work.

I love multitasking.

Great point. Can I be buttoned?

Olivia has to be buttoned. And here's
the worst part. You have to do all sorts

of stuff if people push these buttons.

For example, if someone pushes this
green one, you have to recite the store

hours in a robot voice. So annoying,
right?

It's fine.

We close at 10.

Okay, well, if someone pushes this red
one, then you have to do a robot dance.

Perfect! I've been taking robot dance
classes.

Now I can put it to good use.

Robot dance classes? Can you send me the
info?

Greetings. I am Buttons, the Warped Bot.

Try pushing one of my buttons.

This is the light fall.

That was a nice move.

Milo Ruby, you better step it up. Olivia
Buttons are raising Warp's cool factor

left and right.

And left.

And right. And left. And right.

Hey, are you one of those vacuuming
robots?

This isn't working.

I think I better just be honest with
Olivia.

Oh, yeah? Be honest with her, huh?

Where'd you come up with that one?

What are you going to tell her?

That she and Worf aren't a good fit.

Hey, Button.

Can I talk to Olivia for a second?

Sure. What is it?

Milo, Ruby, do you think Wilson will be
cool with me turning the back room into

a jack club? I need somewhere to let
loose since I quit my job at Logert. You

quit? Yeah, they ended the singing
thing.

Apparently it was distracting and not
good for business or something.

Oh, wait, they stopped the singing
thing?

Yep, and the manager said she'd love to
have you back.

Really?

Hey, Milo, I think I want to go back to
my old job. I just think... You want to

quit work?

Uh... Oh, no!

But if that's what you want, then I
support you 100%. We'll miss you. Bye.

The truth is, I've been wanting to quit
for a while now. But I know how much

you've enjoyed having me work here.

Wasn't that obvious?

Well, you may not be my co -worker
anymore, but you'll always be my Smilo.

Ew!

I hope she brings that costume back.

I really want to be buttoned.

Attention, warp stand.

It's time to announce the first ever
Employee of the Month.

Olivia. Hey, where's my superstar?

I'm right here, boss.

Actually, Olivia just quit.

What? She was the best employee I ever
had.

Really? Well, could you do this?

Can't believe you left me stuck with
them.