All language subtitles for warped_s01e07_creeped

You want to go to the movies this
weekend? I can't wait to see

Zombie Island 2.

We'll be down for a noob. I saw the
first one. It was so boring.

Are you sure you're not just too scared
to see it?

I'm sure.

Those movies?

Just a bunch of cheap jump scares.

Never works on me.

Really? Because, I mean, if you jump
scare... Sorry!

See? Told you.

I don't scare that easily.

Well, if you're looking for quality
entertainment, check this out. I just

a video of me crushing the pants
challenge.

Ren, are you still trying to do that
influencer thing?

Do you mean am I still doing my career?

Here comes pants number 23.

I'm trying to influence here.

I got 13 likes so far.

How come you two haven't followed me?

You keep saying you will, but you never
do.

If you want to earn my follow, you're
going to have to post something a little

more interesting than putting on pants.

I follow you, but I'm on a social media
cleanse.

I'm using my time for more practical
purposes, like learning to speak Wookiee

and playing the spoon.

You don't have to make up a lie, Ruby.

I get it. You're both too cool to follow
a little kid. I wasn't lying. If I was

lying, could I do this?

either of those things well.

She's not.

Hey -o!

I present to you the ticket to my fame
and fortune.

Hurl sauce.

Did you throw up in a jar?

What? No.

Hurl is short for hurtly.

This is my new pasta sauce.

But yeah, I should change the name.

Ew, it's blue?

Did something go wrong?

Oh, something went right. See, anyone
can make a delicious pasta sauce, but

I can make a delicious pasta sauce
that's also blue.

Taste it.

Wow, I didn't know something this blue
could taste so good.

It's like a party on my tongue.

Yeah, and once I sell it, I'll be my own
boss.

I love sauce.

The sauce boss.

I'm gonna be rich.

Try some, Darby. Nope.

I don't eat anything blue.

Ever since I ate that blue hot dog at
the sci -fi convention.

I thought it was supposed to look like
alien food, but it turned out it was a

very old hot dog.

Come on, just try it.

Aww. You got blue sauce all over my
shirt.

I don't see anything.

whenever i taste a miracle i don't even
care this is blue this is the best thing

i've ever tasted jimmy let's get these
unpacked what's this

it's addressed to my next victim and it
says from your worst nightmare open it

open it open wait before we open it

so sleepy.

It's so boring.

Oh, right.

I forgot. You're not scared of anything.

Well, since you're not scared, why don't
you give her a hug? She probably

doesn't want a hug. Oh, no. She does.
Come on. Give her a hug.

Come on. Give her a hug. Hug her. I
don't want to hug her.

I don't like creepy dolls, okay?

Congratulations. You found the one thing
that kind of, hardly, barely, almost

sort of scares me.

What's so scary about this hideous
monster doll?

Look. When I was seven, I went to see
the new Snuggle Squad movie.

But I ended up sitting in the wrong
theater and seeing Terror from the Toy

That is not a movie for children.

I know that now.

I get it, man. My dog Rufus used to
always eat my sister's dolls. He would

out little limbs and heads all over the
backyard.

I'm scared of dolls, too.

It totally ruined dog poop for me.

Well, I love spooky doll movies. I've
seen all 12.

I've seen Zero, and I'd like to keep it
that way.

Complain with me.

When I creeped her, she talked.

Complain with me.

Complain with me. What's even creepier
when it talks?

See, that's creepy. You should hear a
doll talking from inside a dog.

For a whole week, Rufus kept barking,
let's go to the mall, girlfriend.

Well, I'm going to hide it in the back
where I don't have to see or hear it.

That's a good idea. You should jump
scare.

Stop that!

And then in Spooky Doll 4, the cursing,
you find out that the family she's been

cursing are the descendants of... Spooky
Lily, the witch from the first Spooky

Doll!

Okay, that's enough Spooky Doll for one
lifetime.

Spooky Doll! This is Spooky Doll!

Josephine came back! Just like in Spooky
Doll 2.

Josephine comes back.

No. That is not the same doll.

Obviously, there are two dolls.

That's what the dad said in Spooky Doll
2. And let's just say he was wrong.

Dead wrong.

See? I put her in here.

Or I put it in here.

This doesn't make any sense.

Oh, very funny, Ruby.

You moved it from the back to scare me.
Or some Ruby thing like that.

That sounds like some...

But I was with you all day.

Well, it's not like a doll can just walk
from the back room to the front of the

store. Josephine doesn't walk. She
crawls.

Backwards. Like a demon crab.

Movies aren't real. This isn't a haunted
doll. It's a toy.

Like the Japanese Punch Bot.

It can't hurt you.

Okay.

Bad example.

The point is, that...

creepy doll is like anything else we
have in the store. Let's just sell it

get it out of here.

I didn't realize that these punch bots
have fist rockets.

That thing's dangerous.

Ow.

Oops. I think that proved my point.

Oh, thank goodness you're here. Do you
have that jar of sauce I gave you from

earlier? You mean this one?

You ate it all?

Oh, yeah.

I put it in my eggs, my tuna sandwich.

And then I drank the rest with a straw.

I need more. Do you have more?

Bad news.

I couldn't find my hurl sauce recipe
anywhere.

I was hoping to use the rest of that
sauce they gave you to help me recreate

No more sauce?

That's calamitous.

Lamentable.

If any of that means bad, then I agree.

I guess I'll just wing it.

They say the best sauce is like jazz.

Old and confusing?

No, improvised.

Zip! Zap!

Zip! Zip -zap! Zop -zop -zop! Zop -zop
-zop! Zop -zop -zop!

What part of jazz was that?

It zipped when I should have zopped.

This actual Josephine doll from the
actual spooky doll movie franchise is a

rare, one -of -a -kind collectible.

And it is a steal at this price.

Come play with me.

I'm good, thanks.

This terrifying doll may or may not be
haunted and may or may not give

you nightmares for the rest of your
life. And it's a steal at this price.

Even though it's definitely worth much
more, I will let you have her for only

bucks. Only 25 bucks.

Only 10 bucks.

It's free. It's free. Just take her.

Come play with me.

Who said this?

No one wants to play with you.

Excuse me.

I'm looking for a present for my
granddaughter in Minnesota.

Do you have anything for a soon -to -be
nine -year -old who likes ponies?

Well, if she likes ponies, she will love
this.

Oh, my.

That is...

The most precious doll I have ever seen.

It is?

I mean, it is.

She's perfect.

I'll take her. Hang on a sec.

This granddaughter of yours, are her
fingers often sticky?

What are you doing?

Just making sure Josephine's going to a
good home.

Does your granddaughter take good care
of her toys? Will she promise to brush

her hair? How often does she host tea
parties?

Enjoy your purchase, which is free, but
no returns.

Well, that's a relief.

I don't know.

I'm worried.

Why? Do you think that lady's in danger?

No. I'm just worried about sending
Josephine to Minnesota without a warm

And somehow, the doll wasn't in the back
room anymore.

Then, Milo got hit in the face by a
Japanese punch bot.

Twice!

That part of the story doesn't matter.

The point is, we got rid of the doll.

Did you just lick your shirt?

No.

Okay, yes.

It's all that's left of that sweet,
sweet blue sauce Harley made.

I'm not proud.

It can't be true.

What did you do to my precious sauce?

Okay, okay, fine. I couldn't recreate
the recipe.

So I dumped in a bunch of blue vitamin
powder drink packets and all it made was

this blue, clumpy mess.

Yeah,

when creepy dolls start coming out of
sauce, that's my cue to leave.

Explanation is... There is no logical
explanation!

You said she was in Minnesota!

life, and the haunting stops here.

That's what you think.

You know my name!

That's awesome! And terrifying!

We need to get rid of

Josephine in a way that completely
destroys her.

is goodbye, maybe we should say a few
words. I have a few words.

Goodbye!

Thank you, Milo. I'll speak next.

Josephine, in our short time together,
you taught me the true meaning of fear.

We'll never forget you. Mostly because
you'll haunt our dreams for the rest of

our lives.

I believe Abraham Lincoln once said...
Great speech!

Let's get burning.

Whoa. Look at her. She is not coming
back from that.

Actually, this is a calzone I forgot I
put in the oven yesterday.

I told you, I burn a lot of stuff.

Yes, we believed you.

Ah, here she is.

Oh, here she was.

She won't need a coat where she is now.

Now that we've permanently destroyed the
haunted soul of that forsaken, cursed

porcelain plate thing.

It's sauce time.

Crack this sauce code once and for all.

Um, Josephine just followed me. Me too.
Same.

Look at you guys, staring at your
phones.

This is why I'm on a social media
cleanse.

I'm not going to be a puppet to
technology.

We're not looking at pictures of
someone's avocado toaster. We just got

from beyond the grave.

Now she sent a video.

I got it too.

Oh, let's watch it, let's watch it. No,
no. Under no circumstances should we

watch the video. Too late watching it.
Have we learned nothing?

He can't get rid of me.

And now, I'm going to get you.

Maybe the message got cut off before we
could hear the whole thing. Maybe

Josephine was going to say, I'm coming
to get you.

A gift or a delicious snack.

Here, I brought some horror movie props
for my personal collection.

Maybe there's something in here that can
help protect us.

Shield of protection.

Amulet of protection.

Ooh, I'll take this cape of protection.

Actually, that's just a regular cape. I
brought it because it looks good with my

outfit.

Oh, wow, you're right.

My friend Margo from back home had a
cape that she thought made her

We didn't have the heart to tell her we
could all see her picking her nose every

morning on the bus.

It's Josephine.

Josephine's calling me.

Oh, answer it, answer it, answer it. No,
under no circumstances. Kelly, answer

it.

heard it before oh it sounded like the
dog from ren's enigmatic pants video

am i using that word right you are not

logical explanation you think she's
doing this because we're not following

told her to step up her content but this
is too far why am i a part of this i

didn't do anything to run me neither i
mean sure she told me she was mad

none of us follow her online and she
swore she'd teach us all a lesson but

i told her i dare you and then she was
like prepare to be scared wait a second

do you think that's connected to all of
this

We're not going to let Ren get away with
this.

We're going to get revenge.

Just like in Spooky Doll 9.

The revenge -ing.

Except we won't throw a little girl into
an active volcano.

But yeah, the getting revenge part.

I can't believe Ren posted all those
videos of us.

Usually her posts get like five views.

Ours all had hundreds.

That was me. I couldn't stop watching
them. They're really funny. My social

media cleanse is definitely over.

Check it out. While you guys were
getting stuff for the revenge, I

making my sauce.

Turned out great.

We were able to use the sauce stain from
my shirt to reverse engineer the exact

recipe. That's genius.

It was Darby's idea. We figured.

Why is it here? Can't you just keep it
at your work? Why?

Spend more time here than at work.

I want to keep the sauce where I can see
it.

And where I can eat it.

Congrats on figuring out the recipe.

Now, why don't you help us set up a
revenge on Ren?

I can't wait to see the look on her
little, cute, sweet, adorable, precious

face.

Here comes Ren.

I'm scared.

He scared us.

Some more than others.

Poor little freaks, because of that doll
that's been terrorizing us.

She said she was coming to get us, and
we're worried we're going to be got.

Ruby was so scared, she couldn't even
come into work today.

Wow. You guys are really that scared of
a little doll, huh?

Yeah. I mean, I need to get my lunch
from the back room, but... I'm going to

scared to even go back there.

I can get your lunch.

I'm not afraid of anything.

We'll see about that.

Take a little something out of the
bathtub.

Put a little something scary into the
bathtub.

super viral and now the internet is
calling me scared kid and you're happy

this yeah i've got more followers now
than string cheese uncle and people

especially love the videos of you
freaking out and acting like babies glad

could help now as long as i keep posting
new content i

gotcha my renegades are gonna love this

well it looks like everything worked out
ren got internet fame and I already

spent. My doll wasn't really trying to
kill her. And really, he's about to

his own business.

Yeah.

That's not happening.

I guess everybody who watched Ren's
videos saw my blue sauce.

And a bunch of them stole the idea.

I'm okay with that.

I think I went a little overboard with
the sauce.

When did you realize that?

Actually, it's when my tongue turned
blue.

I don't see anything.

This was a crazy week, but I think I'm
officially over my fear of dolls.

Ah, dolls!

Maybe I'm not 100 % over it.

Don't tell me this is the plot of Spooky
Doll 13, the multiply inning.

That won't be released until next year.

These are to sell.

There's a huge demand because of Ren's
video.