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Hate tests.
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Waste of time. I flunked most exams in
my former life.
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I'm going to ask a series of questions
to assess your predatory nature.
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How original.
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I say you're multiple choice.
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You're here at Mansbridge to master your
cravings.
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So let's see if there's been any change.
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If I flunk, do you send me home with a
note from my mommy?
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Imagine a beautiful night.
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You're walking in the woods.
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At your side is a woman.
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A mortal.
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Her features radiant in the moonlight.
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Can you sense the experience?
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I may be dead, but I'm not made of
stone.
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What do you feel?
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I feel...
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Closeness. A sharing.
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Good.
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Anything else?
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I feel a warmth.
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Impressive.
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Is that all?
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An urge to be closer.
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Typical human response.
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much closer.
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Just what I said.
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How much closer?
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Told you everything.
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How much closer?
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What do you want from me?
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When the great eclipse plunged the world
into darkness, the vampire race erupted
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in a civil war.
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The bloodthirsty fury battled with the
enlightened elders for domination of the
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undead. In desperation, the elders
gathered up those young vampires that
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be saved and entrusted them to me.
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To humanize them, to tame their
instincts, and teach them how to live
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mortal.
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For a human, love and hate are
opposites, capable of lifting or
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soul.
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For a vampire, love and hate only
torment.
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For in his world, they are often the
same.
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Field time.
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Pass.
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Biddy, nature's blood's perfect food.
Sure.
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warm and freshly sucked from a living
body. Hey, so should we get team jackets
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or t -shirts?
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What? You and me, we're teammates,
buddy.
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Give me an F for flunkers.
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I'm not on your team.
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Hey, look.
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Take it easy.
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It's hard to change.
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I've been a vampire for a year and I
couldn't get back.
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I've been a vampire for what? A hundred
years?
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That's no excuse.
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Dear Dad, it was great getting your
email.
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Great. That's a laugh.
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Dear Dad, it was nice getting your
email.
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Nice? There's dull and uninspiring for
you.
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Dear Dad.
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How about, Dear Dad, thanks for the
message.
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As usual, it sucked, but I'm great.
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Mansbridge Prison is wonderful.
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Sleeping lot.
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dreaming of a way to escape.
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Sherry, I've got the most important
thing we've got to do right now.
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What?
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The key to your true self.
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A friendship test.
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What could be more important than
discovering how good a friend you really
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We're the best.
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Sure, but in a crisis, can we trust each
other to be there 100 %?
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Okay.
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The first test of a true friendship is,
one, being honest about her new hair
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color, two, not spending more than three
minutes on the phone with her
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boyfriend, or three, loaning her $20 and
never asking for it back.
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Mimi, we have to study for our history
test.
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We need a break.
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One, being honest about her new hair
color.
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Am I a true friend or what?
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Come on, let's finish this test.
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I could call the line Couture S.
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Well, I tried, Van.
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I could put it on the net.
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Are you crazy?
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We're supposed to keep a low profile
here?
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Oh, please, I'm not really the low
profile type.
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Plus, I can get you a part of the
action.
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I don't really have much fashion sense.
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True, but you've got potential.
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And what are we young ladies doing this
evening?
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Ah, we're playing dress -up, are we?
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Cuddling human hopes and aspirations?
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Well, well, well, what side of the
coffin did you roll out of?
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I am vampire pure and deep. I do not
love, I crave, I do not feel, I lust.
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What's that supposed to mean? You failed
Murdoch's test.
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Well, I guess you'll just have to wait
till next term to become civilized.
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It's only a test.
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Well spoken, Merle, and hugely
insightful.
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Fine. All I'm saying is trust your own
instincts.
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Bear has instincts.
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Wouldn't trust him in the same room with
me.
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I'm coming, master.
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Your wish is my command.
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I will do your bidding and destroy them
all.
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For a minute there, we were hoping the
lobotomy worked.
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Did he pass the test?
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You see before you a kinder, gentler
vampire. One who's crossed over from the
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dark side to the softer.
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Gray shades of evil.
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Yes, I passed. With flying colors.
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Bravo! I'm sure the test is rigged.
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Said the sore loser.
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What's with him?
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Exam blues.
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He flunked the test?
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Oh, so sensitive, lovesick Drew turns
out to be nothing more than a lecherous
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predator of the night.
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Number 21.
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A true friend knows you're really
hurting when...
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One, you forgot your mascara.
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Two, you forgot your wallet. Or three,
she sees four empty cartons of double
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chocolate ice cream on the floor.
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That's easy.
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All three.
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Amazing. You're the perfect friend.
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For you, I will slay the beast.
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Sheesh. You look terrible.
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I'm okay.
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You're not eating. You haven't touched a
drop in 24 hours.
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So? So, it's getting dangerous, Drew.
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Or have you forgotten your basic vampire
physiology?
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I'll eat when I'm hungry.
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That's not how it works. After 36 hours,
your brain will start dying, followed
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by perceptual distortion, muscular
paralysis, and even cumulating into a
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that lasts for centuries.
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Trying to scare me?
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I'm doing my best.
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Now get with the program.
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And eat.
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Dr. Murdock always posts the exam
results before he goes to bed at night.
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75%. That's one less nasty letter from
my dad.
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How'd you do? I can't look.
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Oh, my God, Mimi, I don't believe it.
What?
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You're a genius, 92%. The assessments
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are, overall, very encouraging.
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We are making progress.
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I say we celebrate with a party. Even
invite the day schoolers. I mean, since
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we're learning to behave ourselves.
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A little premature, perhaps, but a nice
thought.
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What makes you think we can change
completely?
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What if this is as far as we can go?
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Has any vampire ever made it?
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I believe it's possible.
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Based on what?
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Some hunch by the elders who haven't
made it themselves in 2 ,000 years.
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You're the first ones to do the program.
You will prove it's possible.
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Well. If anybody's going all the way,
it's Drew.
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I'm betting on it.
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What are you doing?
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Hanging.
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Well, I've come to tell you it's snack
time.
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Then I've told you I'm not hungry.
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Whatever you're doing, stop it now.
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Why don't you go back to your fashion
designs? I don't need a watchdog, okay?
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You're up to something, Drew, something
dangerous, and I want to know what it
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is.
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Now, what's going on?
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I'm fasting.
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Yeah, no kidding. Why?
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It's part of a test.
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A test?
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To prove I'm not a monster.
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That I can be close to Sherry without...
Would you let her go? Are you
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completely nuts?
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Look, I failed once.
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To really connect with her.
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Because I couldn't control these...
Urges.
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But I believe it's possible. I know it
in my heart.
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So where does the fasting part come in?
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I need to be there.
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Right beside her, completely vulnerable,
unfed, unslept.
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And no, I won't harm her.
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And if you fail?
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All right, if you're so dead set on
doing this, you'll need a futari mei. A
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what? A second.
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A disgraced samurai warrior about to
commit suicide always had a futari mei
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standing behind him to slice off his
head at the first sign of cowardice.
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So you're saying if I lose control with
Sherry... I'll cut off your head.
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We're late for class. We gotta talk.
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What's up?
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Dr. Murdoch's doing an investigation.
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On? Cheating on the last history exam.
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So? So he's investigating Sandra,
Jennifer, and me.
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You?
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Is that how you got 92 %?
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What do you think?
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Then you got nothing to worry about.
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Right?
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Right.
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Jeez.
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You know how Murdoch said he would hook
us up to a sports network for my
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exceptional progress? I mean, had I
passed.
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Well, anyways, I told him he should hook
us up anyways because, you know, like
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Sunday and pro football and beer and...
Well, scratch the beer, but he wouldn't
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budge.
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Hey, pass the ball, buddy.
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I'm not your buddy.
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Fine. Keep playing solitaire, Drew.
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Sunrise in ten minutes.
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Sherry, can we talk?
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Mimi, it's five in the morning.
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I really need a friend right now.
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Ah, the investigation.
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Promise you won't get mad at me? Why
would I?
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See, Sandra, Jennifer, and I were really
nervous about this exam.
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I'm no history whiz.
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Mimi, you didn't.
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Let me finish.
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So Jennifer had this idea to get some
exams from Murdoch's files.
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You cheated.
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No.
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Yes. I mean, I took the tests, but I
didn't read them.
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92%. Please, Sherry, believe me.
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I studied really hard.
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Now I know Murdoch will kill me for
taking his papers.
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And that's fair.
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But you've got to tell him I didn't read
them.
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How do I know if you did or didn't?
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You're my friend.
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He'll believe you.
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I can't.
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A friend would stand up for me.
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Friend wouldn't ask me to do something
like this.
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Time to eat!
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Kutari May, remember?
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Your second?
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You seem to forget you had one.
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You didn't cut off my head.
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I will if you don't eat this time.
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How'd you get out?
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Dear old Marty.
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Kept awake by indigestion.
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Poor boy.
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Bad case of blood poisoning.
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I proved Murdoch wrong.
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I passed the real test.
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For now.
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But two minutes together is not a
lifetime.
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Vampires are not devoid of free will.
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Like mortals, they have choices.
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The true test of any vampire or human
is, have they made the right choice?
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And the state they find themselves in is
the ultimate answer.
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I'll be with you in a moment.
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Mimi, you are my best friend in the
entire world, so if there's something
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need me to say... No, I was so wrong to
ask.
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I'm sorry.
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He'll believe me or he won't.
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Mimi?
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