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Thanks again for the invite, Mr. and
Mrs. Turner.
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Oh, that's all right, darling. We're
happy to have Fermi's boyfriend around
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dinner.
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Aren't we, Glenn?
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Mm -hmm.
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Glenn.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Come on, mate. You can get your hand on
her ass right in front of the dad.
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Sorry, sorry, Mrs. Turner. No, I'm
sorry. Jesus Christ. Mum.
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It's my fault. No, deal with him. I'm so
sick of you. Jesus Christ.
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Glenn, you're being weird.
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I know that. They're 17 years old.
Exactly, Susan. They're too bloody
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His hand on her. Far out.
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Hi,
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Ash. Lovely to meet you.
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Hi. How are you? Good, nice to meet you.
I hope you like Rose's dinner.
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Oh, I'm vegetarian.
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Don't be silly.
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It's a beautiful home you have.
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Two nights ago, Sammy brings over the
new boyfriend for the first time.
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I sit him down and I lay out the rules.
Good, man.
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Rule one, door stays open. Door stays
open, fair enough.
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Rule two, no pinching my beers, no
drinking.
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Well, beers are bloody expensive too.
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Rule three, if you have to kiss, keep it
to a peck.
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none of that French shit, no groping,
and absolutely, under no circumstances,
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there to be any sex.
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Okay, what did he say?
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You know what? He was pretty good about
it. He goes, Mr. Turner, I am sexually
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attracted to your daughter, but I
respect you and your rules too much to
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them. Your house, your rules. Wow, solid
answer.
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So what's the problem?
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Half an hour later, door was shut.
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Uh -oh.
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I walk in there.
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Six empties on the ground. Oh, you've
been bastard.
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French kissing?
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Full -on groping?
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No.
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No. Really?
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Yeah.
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Little bastard. Oh, no.
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Oh,
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he's done you. It's not funny, and he
hasn't done me, mate. Okay?
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He has done you. It's been a change of
power. He's taken your beers, and he's
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had his way with Sammy. Oh, yeah, he's
taken, yeah, he took the beers. I'm
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surprised, to be honest with you.
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What's that supposed to mean? Well...
I've always been... A little bit weak.
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Always.
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I might be a little less macho than you
two fools, but... Hang on, hang on, hang
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on. Don't take it to heart, bros. You
just... You've never been an alpha male,
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right? So this kid, he can smell it on
you. That's why he did what he did.
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You're going to get sniffed on me. Yeah.
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He always used to piss himself when
there was thunder about. That's right.
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played hockey. Well, Susan's always been
the boss. Okay, all right. Let's stop
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with the glen bashing, all right? What
am I supposed to do, okay? Because right
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now all I can think of is that they're
in there right now having sex.
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It's easy. Got to lay down the rules
again.
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Yeah, I've tried that, Dad.
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Not with a couple of vows, have you,
haven't you?
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Hi.
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They're outside.
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Tell me everything that's been happening
with Ryder.
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I'm not using that stupid thing anymore.
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What? Why?
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Oh, well, I swished right on about...
Swiped right. OK, swiped right on about
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200 men. Not one reply.
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What?
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Nothing.
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It's been a real kick in the fanny. So,
yeah, thanks for that, Susan.
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That doesn't sound right. A rider? I
mean, that's the whole reason that men
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on the app.
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Yeah, well, no -one's on there for this
old grape. Give me your phone.
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No, I'm done with it. No, no, it's
embarrassing.
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What?
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Kerry.
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What? It's quite possibly the worst
photo I've ever seen in my entire life.
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You look a thousand years old.
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You're making a cup of tea in this one.
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I love tea. I love tea too, but it's not
very sexy, is it? No. Okay, just...
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Let's have a look at the bio.
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Grandma Kerry Turner.
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Yep. You happy with that name?
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No good.
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59 enjoys long walks on the beach when
my knees are up to it.
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They've been shocking lately, let me
tell you. I'd love to dunk a
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biscuit in a warm cup of tea. What is
actually wrong with tea?
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I mean, people drink tea. There's
nothing wrong with tea, Kerry. I just
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maybe leave it out of my bio if I was
looking to have a cheeky affair.
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Oh, well, I don't know what to say.
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No, it's okay, it's okay. This is good.
We know now why you don't have any
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bites. We just need to...
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We just need to redo your profile.
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Let's do a photo shoot.
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Um, it's not bin day today.
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Isn't it?
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No, it's, um, it's on Tuesdays. Oh,
okay, yeah, no, my granddad just told me
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bring him out.
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Oh, Barth has probably got dementia or
something. Oh, I love your granddad.
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Yeah, no, I love him too, yeah.
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Oh.
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Um,
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you're, we're in the same drama class,
hey?
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Um, yeah, no, I think so, yeah. Do you
like it?
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Oh. I'm like obsessed.
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Me too.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah. I mean, I want to be an actor.
Yeah, no, me too, yeah. Oh, really?
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amazing. Yeah. What are your top three
favorite actors?
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Um, that's a tough one. Yeah, honestly,
I know. Whenever someone asks me, I'm
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just like, oh, like, I don't know, like,
it's so hard. Yeah. Give me one.
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Um, probably The Rock.
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The wrestler?
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Yeah.
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Oh. Yeah, the, um, yeah.
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Oh.
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I get it. Yeah, it's a joke. Yeah, yeah.
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That was funny. Well, mine are Leonardo
DiCaprio, Cate Blanchett, and Margot
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Robbie. Oh, Leo. Yeah, no, he's my top.
Is he? Yeah. He's so hot, hey. Yeah.
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You kind of actually, like, look like
him a little bit.
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Do I?
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Thank you.
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Oh, guys, enough, okay?
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Dad, get out.
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Hey, no, I just... Ash, can you come
with me for a quick moment, please?
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What? Where?
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Well, he hasn't met Tommy and Grandad
properly.
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Just come and meet them. He doesn't want
to go. Sammy, it's cool. I'd love to
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meet your uncle and grandad.
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See, it's fine.
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Fine, whatever.
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Don't take ages.
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We won't.
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Let's go.
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Take a seat.
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I love the barbecue, Grandad Turner.
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Got her off the side of the road,
council clean -up.
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Installed the new burners myself, but
we're not here to talk about my Barbie,
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are we? What are we here to talk about,
mate, hey?
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Come on.
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I know.
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Mr Turner, I wanted to tell you how
sorry I am about the other night.
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Your home, your daughter, and you laid
out the rules and I feel gutted
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that I broke them.
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I can honestly say I respect your
daughter and you, Mr Turner, and what
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will not happen again.
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Yeah, well, I appreciate you saying
that.
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Yeah, okay. Well, I guess we can
probably squash that. Hang on.
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We're just going to bend over and let
him bang you as well. We'll be in there
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for round two any minute. No, I won't. I
promise.
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He promised the first time. Yeah, you
did promise.
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Just hang back a second. Me and Dad have
a chat.
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We're not happy, mate.
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Okay.
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What were your plans tonight?
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Just to enjoy a lovely piece of roast
meat.
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With Sammy.
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What were your plans with Sammy tonight?
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Uh, just to hang out and just kiss.
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I want to earn Mr. Turner's respect
back.
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Good man.
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Shut the fuck up, Glenn. Sorry.
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Your plans didn't include going the
whole way with Sammy again? Don't
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us.
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I promise on my grandma's life, I just
wanted to kiss and be respectful.
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Open the bag.
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What? Open your bag.
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Dad? No, no. Guys, this is going too
far. He's 17.
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Shut up, Glenn.
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Give it to him. We cannot go through his
stuff. This is a kid, guys. This is
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just bad.
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This is going too far.
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For her pleasure, condoms.
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Looks like grandma's dead.
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What else is in there, Dad?
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You're a lying piece of shit.
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Just a black ring.
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That's a fucking cock ring, Dad. Jesus.
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Have you chosen your monologue yet?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, where's it from?
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Uh, Fast and Furious.
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I've never had monologues. Can I hear
it?
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Uh... Please just let me hear it for
just a little bit.
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Um... Okay, yeah.
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Thanks. Uh, it's probably shit, but,
um... Alright.
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Uh...
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I live my life a quarter mile at a time.
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Nothing else matters. Not the car, not
the mortgage, not my team and their
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bullshit. For once in my life, for those
ten seconds, I'm free.
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So that's what I got.
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For those, um... So far, you know.
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It was... Good.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, it was that.
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I was Vin Diesel.
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Cool.
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Why would a 17 -year -old have a cock
ring?
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They're pretty good, actually.
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Really? They sustain the climax and make
your old fella look bigger.
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Expensive? Can be.
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Ten cents in the hardware.
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We've got hundreds in the garage. Sorry
to interrupt.
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Can we get back to the kid that's having
sex with my daughter? Oh, yeah, right,
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right.
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Right, now, here are the rules.
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You're in my house now, so you follow my
rules and I don't let things slide. All
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right? Now, I've confiscated all the
goodies.
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You sit on the other side of the sofa
when you go inside.
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All right? Yes, sir. Piss off. Yes, sir.
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Come on.
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Excuse me, guys.
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Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry. See you, mate.
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They want to judge me, I'll testify.
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Catch me on Insta, I'm verified.
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They want me quiet, I amplify.
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I'm on my way, on my way. The best thing
that you've ever seen. You know that
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you bow to the queen. You lose all your
senses and reason. I'll give you
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something to believe.
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O -M -W.
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I'm all with you.
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Good at what I do.
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I'm O -M -W.
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O -M -W.
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I'm all with you.
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Good at what I do.
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I reckon it should be all good now.
Yeah, yeah.
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He knows the rules, Glenn.
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Yeah.
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No, because he wouldn't be that stupid,
would he? No way.
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I think I'm going to have a quick look.
Yeah. Good idea.
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Keep your head down.
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Keep it down. Okay.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait.
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What are we going to do if he's breaking
the rules?
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We're going to have to have a little
chat.
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You ready?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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All right.
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Get your fucking hand off me.
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Hey,
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ready? You ready? Hang on, come on, hang
on.
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One, two, three.
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That's your daughter.
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That's my niece.
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My house, my rules. You couldn't keep
your dick in your pants, could you? And
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guess what we're going to do now?
Because you can't keep your dick in your
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pants, I'm going to teach you to keep
your dick in your pants. Ready? Watch
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this. Watch this. What's happening?
What's happening? Just do it.
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Electrical tape. What?
252
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Oh, this shit hurts. Trouble now.
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This shit hurts. Good stuff.
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Don't use too much. Just do it. Oh,
chastity belt. Oh, yeah, chastity belt.
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Chastity belt. What? What do you think
was going to happen? Pull his pants
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Who? Pull my pants down. Pull his pants
down. Why am I pulling them down? Just
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do it.
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Okay. You're wearing undies?
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Yeah. Are you?
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Yeah. Then pull them down. All right,
I'm going to... Stop rushing me. Pull
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pants down. I ain't pulling them down.
Can I pull them down?
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Okay. I'm going to pull them down, all
right?
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Okay.
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I feel so weird. Just pull his pants
down.
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I'm pulling them down. I'm sorry.
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Get under there. Under there.
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Get under.
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Get under.
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Get under.
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Thank you.
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You don't know why he mixes ice cream
with sexual... I know.
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He's been kissing your daughter with
that. Yeah, okay, Dad. What's wrong with
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you, kid? Give me that. Your filthy
tongue.
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You can't help yourself.
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I want to go home now, please.
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Can I go home?
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Yeah, you can. I think you should. But
before you go, I need you to do
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something.
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What?
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Oh, you're probably not going to like
it, but I want you to break up with
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Yeah, cool.
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Can I go now?
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Yeah.
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Well, hang on. Just, when you do it,
make sure, you know, you do it gently.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Can I get my sex stuff back, maybe?
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No, no, I'll be keeping them.
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Okay.
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Well done.
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You've done the right thing.
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You're a good dad, mate.
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Yeah, thanks, Josh.
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I wonder how big your thing actually is.
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I don't want to think about that. No,
I'm just saying, you're pretty
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I think it's going up. It's going up.
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Yeah, I'm sorry. I just don't think it's
going to work anymore.
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What? What are you...
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I just, like, don't really feel it
anymore.
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After, like, that doesn't make any
sense. Like, we just spent... What did
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say? I know he said something. No, your
dad didn't say anything. It's just,
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like, just don't feel it anymore.
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Sorry. Okay, whatever.
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Um, I'm gonna go.
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Okay.
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Okay? Yeah, fine, whatever.
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Thanks.
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Bye. One minute.
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Did it happen now, Dad?
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You fucking ruined everything.
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Stupid idiot.
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Shit, she was really upset.
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She was really upset.
314
00:18:25,970 --> 00:18:27,470
Yeah. No, I think that was good.
315
00:18:27,970 --> 00:18:30,530
I think we've done the wrong thing. No,
that's fine.
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An experienced cougar who's been caged
too long.
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00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:49,220
No. This kitty is ready to let her freak
out. Looking for lust, not love.
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Grr.
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Yes.
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Yes, that's it.
321
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,040
All right, what name are you going to
use?
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Kerry Turner.
323
00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:03,740
No one uses their real names on this
thing. Just choose something sexy that
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encapsulates you.
325
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:06,920
Okay.
326
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:14,780
It might be too much. Show me.
327
00:19:18,780 --> 00:19:19,780
That's too much.
328
00:19:25,140 --> 00:19:26,140
It's perfect.
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Publish it.
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00:19:29,980 --> 00:19:30,980
Yay!
331
00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:34,200
Well, thank you for all your help. Of
course.
332
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:39,300
It's exciting.
333
00:19:45,390 --> 00:19:47,670
So how long does it normally take for
guys to message?
334
00:19:48,030 --> 00:19:50,650
Oh, it shouldn't take too long. Okay.
Yep.
335
00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:59,670
I want to take it down. No, just leave
it
336
00:19:59,670 --> 00:20:02,430
two minutes. I promise you, you'll hear
something.
337
00:20:10,690 --> 00:20:11,870
Or what if no one messages?
338
00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:14,970
There's probably a message on there now.
Is this on silent? No, it's not on
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00:20:14,970 --> 00:20:19,510
silent. Look, I'm 59, Suze. I've made
myself look silly. I'm not a slut. I'm
340
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:20,510
just an old bag.
341
00:20:21,370 --> 00:20:22,370
What's that?
342
00:20:23,310 --> 00:20:24,310
You go on.
343
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:26,990
Open it, open it, open it. Oh, my God.
344
00:20:27,430 --> 00:20:28,510
His name's Zane.
345
00:20:28,950 --> 00:20:31,810
He's a 31 -year -old electrician. Oh, my
God.
346
00:20:32,210 --> 00:20:33,210
What does he say?
347
00:20:33,770 --> 00:20:37,250
He says, I want to spark your vag back
to life.
348
00:20:40,910 --> 00:20:41,910
You're so beautiful.
349
00:20:43,390 --> 00:20:50,270
Oh, thank God.
350
00:20:50,990 --> 00:20:52,010
Tee slut.
351
00:20:52,370 --> 00:20:53,830
Tee slut.
352
00:20:54,130 --> 00:20:58,770
Tee slut. Tee slut. Tee slut.
353
00:20:58,970 --> 00:21:03,750
Tee slut. Tee slut. Tee slut. Tee slut.
354
00:21:03,950 --> 00:21:05,990
Tee slut.
355
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:10,980
I think you're really great, and I know
we've just met, and we barely know each
356
00:21:10,980 --> 00:21:13,120
other, but I just... We know each other.
357
00:21:13,780 --> 00:21:14,780
We know each other.
358
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,880
I think... Thank you so much.
359
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:22,120
Hey. Hey.
360
00:21:24,740 --> 00:21:26,080
Sorry to interrupt.
361
00:21:26,540 --> 00:21:31,380
Do you want an ice cream? We had extras,
so... Oh, that's really sweet.
362
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,280
I'm all good, though, actually.
363
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:37,160
OK, yeah, no worries.
364
00:21:37,420 --> 00:21:38,560
Have a good night.
365
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:40,440
Good night.
366
00:21:41,060 --> 00:21:44,920
Flynn, actually, can I ask a really huge
favour?
367
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:49,620
I'm actually really struggling with my
monologue right now and I was wondering
368
00:21:49,620 --> 00:21:54,220
as a favour if maybe you could watch me
and give me some notes.
369
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:58,440
Yeah, no, sure, yeah. Yeah, of course.
OK, cool.
370
00:21:58,740 --> 00:22:00,100
OK, thank you.
371
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,500
It's called Love Note.
372
00:22:04,780 --> 00:22:05,800
Okay. Thank you.
373
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:14,740
Hey, Zach.
374
00:22:15,340 --> 00:22:21,960
I really need to tell you something. And
before you speak, I just need to... I
375
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:24,460
need to get this off of my mind before I
check in out.
376
00:22:25,380 --> 00:22:29,380
I'm the one who's been leaving those
notes.
377
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:32,480
And I know that we...
378
00:22:32,780 --> 00:22:36,320
barely know each other and i know that i
mean this is like the most i've ever
379
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:42,900
spoken but i feel tingly when i think of
you and
380
00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:48,780
when i feel close to you and i think
381
00:22:48,780 --> 00:22:55,560
i think i love you i
382
00:22:55,560 --> 00:23:01,020
love you too what
383
00:23:03,580 --> 00:23:05,900
What? Did you just say I love you?
384
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:13,620
It's not coming off. What did you put a
17 -year -old's cock ring on for?
385
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:16,040
I wanted to see what the fuss was all
about.
386
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:18,880
I feel like shit, boys.
387
00:23:19,140 --> 00:23:20,140
You didn't put it on him.
388
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:21,680
Oh, no, not about the cock ring.
389
00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:24,100
Sammy was so upset, wasn't she?
390
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:25,820
Bugger her being upset.
391
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,700
My knob's turning purple.
392
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:30,360
I'm just going to go and see if she's
all right.
393
00:23:32,899 --> 00:23:34,740
Stick your fingers in it. Oh, yeah.
394
00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:38,880
And, like, leverage it. My fucking
finger's stuck in it. Give us a look.
395
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:43,240
Fucking... Is the problem the fact that
you've got an erection?
396
00:23:43,540 --> 00:23:45,040
That's never a problem, usually.
397
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:47,680
Hey.
398
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:49,119
Where's Tammy?
399
00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:50,320
She went outside the back.
400
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:52,420
No, Ash went home.
401
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:53,880
No, he didn't.
402
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,200
Do you guys have sex?
403
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:21,160
Yeah.
404
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:25,920
Do you use a condom?
405
00:24:28,860 --> 00:24:29,860
No.
406
00:24:50,100 --> 00:24:55,400
Yeah. Righto, so it says you've got to
apply a water -based personal lubricant.
407
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,000
I'm the sole operator. That's fine.
408
00:24:57,260 --> 00:24:58,760
I'm not going to touch your cock, Dad.
409
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,160
Water -based personal lubricant.
Whatever.
410
00:25:01,380 --> 00:25:06,260
Apply a liberal amount, alright, liberal
amount, to the base of the shaft.
411
00:25:06,910 --> 00:25:10,150
Don't do it so violently. It's cold. I'm
making it warm. Put it on the base of
412
00:25:10,150 --> 00:25:11,910
your shaft and pull upwards. That's what
it says.
413
00:25:12,870 --> 00:25:14,230
Hang on.
414
00:25:14,670 --> 00:25:15,670
What's up? You all right?
415
00:25:17,670 --> 00:25:18,670
Sammy's pregnant.
416
00:25:22,250 --> 00:25:23,250
He's pregnant.
417
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:50,680
What's that smell?
418
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:52,320
What?
419
00:25:53,580 --> 00:25:56,260
Someone dropped a yogurt in here. It's
disgusting.
420
00:26:04,580 --> 00:26:05,580
Where are we going?
421
00:26:06,100 --> 00:26:07,100
Why?
422
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:11,760
Because your dad stole a 17 -year -old's
condoms.
423
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:13,560
Oh.
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