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Did you get that?
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Hey? Oh, yes, Sammy, it's in the boot.
Can you grab it, please? No.
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Sammy, please, that'd be difficult
tonight. Dad, I don't even eat them.
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Sammy, please, just... You always get
the full fat ones. I've told you so many
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times I don't eat full fat. Dad, just
get them.
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It's not over this.
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I like them, Dad.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Just tonight, please. Can we just have
one night where you're not, you know,
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raging against the machine?
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Just... Hang on a sec, please.
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Yeah. You look great, by the way.
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Oh, thanks.
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I mean, I always wear this, but... Oh,
and I was just going to say, um,
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tonight... Do you feel like having a...
special night
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tonight?
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Uh... Only if you want to.
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Yeah, maybe not tonight. I'm just... I'm
really shattered. Probably too tired.
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Yeah. Yeah, I can't. Should we go in?
Just because it's... It has, like...
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been eight.
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Yeah, well, I mean...
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We've had a lot on.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Do you know how long it's actually been,
though?
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I don't know. Three weeks? Three months.
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Glenn, it hasn't been three months. No,
it hasn't been three months because I
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actually documented the last special
night we had on my calendar.
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You've been counting the days we haven't
had sex?
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Well... That's not normal, Glenn.
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Yeah, the red dots are not special
night. I'm saying special night.
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Oh, okay.
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Is tonight going to be another red dot
night?
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Yeah. No. Yeah.
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Jesus, Glenn, I just told you I'm
shattered. I don't want to have sex.
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Shh. Yeah.
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Okay.
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Glenn. Hmm? Can you please not make a
big deal of this and get shit advice
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your dad and your brother?
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If I would.
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Three months.
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Yeah. You lose.
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Oh, here we go. Show us your dick.
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I bet it looks like a bicycle grip. Shut
up. I don't want Susan here. She
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doesn't like it when I... She doesn't
like it when I tell you guys about our
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stuff. Oh, you've got to knit that stuff
in the bud quick, mate. For three
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months could turn into three years
before you know it. Hey, when your
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I were your age, we'd have... Cut that
one short. You want to hear about mum
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you, right?
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This feels like... I don't know, it just
feels like we're roommates.
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Yeah. Well, if it's any consolation,
it's super common. I've got clients that
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come to the gym all the time and they
tell me all of their shit. It is really,
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really common. And the best part is that
it's fixable. Really? Listen to your
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brother, mate. He knows women like his
old man.
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How do you get the rabbit into the
foxhole?
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What he's saying is, how are you getting
the honey onto the toast, mate?
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Exactly.
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Sorry, I don't know, I don't have any
idea what you guys are talking about.
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are you initiating sex?
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Oh, can you guys just say that? Like, do
we have to do the weird, like, weird
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language? Do you have to be such a tough
cock? Okay, I walk up to her and I just
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say, excuse me, Susan, can we have,
like, a special night?
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A special night. See, I knew you were
going, this is how I knew you were going
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to... A special night.
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What am I supposed to do? Women like
dominance, mate.
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You walk up and you say to them, You and
me, we're having sex.
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Okay, that did sound pretty good,
actually.
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So give it a go.
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Yeah, I've been too soft.
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So I'll walk up and I'll just go, Susan,
we're having sex tonight.
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Perfect. But what about the kids?
Because I've got to put the kids down.
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I add that in to that?
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Like, do I go, Susan, I'm putting the
kids down and then we're having sex
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tonight.
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Just stop. There's too many words. Okay,
yeah. I'm overthinking it. I'm
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overthinking it.
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You walk up, you grab her by the back of
the head, you give her a big kiss, and
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she'll know what's coming next. Okay.
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He's a fanny wizard, this kid.
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Secondly, and most importantly, what's
the state of the old fella?
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What do you mean?
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When was the last time you trimmed your
tube? Oh.
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Well,
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I don't do that.
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Ever? Yeah, I just don't do it.
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You can do it.
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Give us a look.
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No, thank you. No, you should.
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Give us a look. Show him. Give him a
look. Okay, I don't know why you come up
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close with the tongs, okay? Give him a
look. I'm going to.
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Stop forcing it.
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This feels weird. Oh, come on. You used
to piddle on me in the bath all the
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time. Yeah, well, it's grown a lot since
you last seen it. Yeah, yeah, prove it.
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It's fine. It's just like, you know,
it's a little bit bushy, but nothing.
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Jesus.
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That's the most awful thing I've ever
seen in my life. I've shared locker
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with blokes.
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For 30 years, I've never seen a bush
like that. Just put it away.
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Have you got clippers?
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Yeah, but there's nothing inside the
house that'll fix that.
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It'll have to come from the garden shed.
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Who is it?
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Roger's having an affair.
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Granddad? Mm -hmm.
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With who? Well, you know how it was his
birthday last Tuesday?
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Yeah. Well, I wanted to get him a Thai
massage voucher from Lee. You know the
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masseuse he likes down the road. Sure.
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So I go online.
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One star.
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Right. And I think he loves that place.
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One star.
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So I read all the reviews.
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Dodgy place.
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Shit massage.
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I mean, Kev, that doesn't necessarily
mean... One said clearly this place is a
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happy ending joint.
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Okay, it does sound like a happy ending
joint. He came back, showered, because
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he doesn't like all the oils on his
skin, and I grabbed his jocks.
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I can't believe I'm asking this, but
what do they look like? Well, it's not
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they look like, Susan, it's what they
smell like.
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Yes, correct.
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What?
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Tiger balm.
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Okay, I mean, they use tiger balm all
over. In the crotch area.
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Okay, tiger balm shouldn't be in the
crotch area.
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He has been going to that place for ten
years.
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Kerry. Oh, I'm really sorry. That's
messed up.
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What are you going to do?
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I know exactly what I'm going to do.
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I'm going to have an affair of my own.
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Boop.
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Fucking pod.
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You've been stalking her for weeks. Just
go up and say hey and stop acting like
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a creep.
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I can't, all right? Every time I see her
at school, I freak out.
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Go up and say hey. It's not that hard.
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What, just go up and say hey, hello?
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No, don't. No, don't say hello.
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What's wrong with that?
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Because it's too formal, Flynn. You're
15.
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So just say hey, Violet. No, Jesus,
Flynn. No, you don't say her name.
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You're so terrible at this. Why?
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Because then she'll think you've been
thinking about her. Well, I have.
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Lynn, don't say her name.
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Okay. Just go up and say, hey.
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Okay? It's easy.
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Okay. Yeah, okay. Yes, I will. Yes.
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Amazing. Yay.
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How's that look? That's pretty good,
yeah? Mate, you've barely touched it.
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on. Listen, I know it's daunting having
your first trim, but you're 38 years
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old, bro.
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Think about it this way. The shorter you
go, the better chances you've got of
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getting a root tonight, right?
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Shit, all right, you do it.
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I'm happy to. Yeah, I don't know what
I'm doing. All right, I'm doing it,
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Okay.
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Hang on a minute.
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What's that? That looks way too short.
Is that the right length? No, if you
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to use it for Dad. Hey, the gun with
this thing, mate, that reminds me. I
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bit of backdoor action there for another
appointment. Dad, I'm not doing that
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anymore. I told you to go to the shops
for that. Can we just do this before I
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lose the nerve? Okay, here we go. Here
we go. Ready?
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Okay. Coming in. And.
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It feels like a lot's coming off. Very,
very, very professional.
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That's really good craftsmanship done.
Hang on, hang on.
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Yeah.
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Nice. Okay.
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Well, let's have a good look at it, eh?
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Is it done?
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What are you doing?
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Look. Just have a look.
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Holy shit, it looks massive.
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Now he's a turner. Yeah, but hang on,
hang on, hang on. We haven't won the
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final yet, boys.
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Now comes the dangerous part.
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Yeah? Hang on, what? Dangerous?
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I've got to do your sack.
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It's hard access.
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Tough terrain.
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If I nick your sack, it bleeds like
hell.
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Okay. Well, we'll just skip the sack.
No, we're not. No, you can't go half and
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half. We can't do half and half. It'll
freak her out. It's freaking me out.
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Well, it's freaking me out. I don't want
to do my sack now. Hey, listen.
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Listen. Yeah.
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For the past 20 years, I've been
trimming my nuts, and Dad's for the last
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What is he doing to yours, Dad? Well,
it's a young man's game. I can hardly
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reach down there anymore. Ask us how
many times I've nicked a nut.
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How many?
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Never.
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Oh.
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Okay, just do it. Come on. Let's just
get this done, man.
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Listen, I need you to take a deep breath
and hold really still, okay?
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Ready? Yep. You move, it ain't smooth.
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Your breath is so bad, Dad.
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Lift it up for me.
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Hang on, am I lifting my sack or my
dick? It's sack.
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Okay.
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I've nicked your sack.
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Thank you, Carrie. I really believe...
Come on, doll. Just have a smell for me.
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Okay. Just a quick sniff. Just wait,
wait, wait.
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Yep, it's tiger balm.
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I knew it.
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I'm sold.
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Oh, yeah, that's just Roger. He's always
had a salty nut.
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Oh,
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well, that's it then. I'm doing it.
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Hook me up on Rider, Suze.
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Huh? Or Bumble or whatever it is that
the young ones are using for the random
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hookups.
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What? I just need you to show me the PDF
and how to install it.
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Oh, right, the PDF.
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You just download the app, Kaz.
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Oh, okay. Well, can you download that
for me?
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Yeah.
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Sure. Ashley, Carrie, do you mind? Can
we get rid of Grandad's job, please? Oh,
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sorry. Yeah, I'll just... I probably
need a bit of a soak in sunlight.
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Yeah, you do that.
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Introduce me. Introduce me. Just try and
introduce me, please.
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Lynn, I actually helped you, like, 20
minutes ago, and you shit yourself.
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Yeah, I know, all right? But look at
her. She's so hot, all right? Just...
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What do you want from me?
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I don't know, just... What are you going
to give me?
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I'm not going to do this shit for free.
All right, yes, I'll do your... What's
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your cut line for this week?
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Okay, make it a month.
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Okay, yeah, fine.
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And the $50 that Grandma gave you,
because you've got a B - in English.
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All right, yes, you can have it all,
okay?
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Just, you know, find a way to introduce
us naturally.
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Okay, Flynn, I don't need advice from
you now. Are you kidding? Yes, all
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Okay, just, you know, make me look cool,
okay?
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Yes. Act natural. Shut the fuck up.
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Hey. Hey.
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Hi. Oh, hey.
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Hi. I like your sunbed. Thank you.
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Yeah.
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00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:54,320
I'm Violet.
237
00:12:54,440 --> 00:13:00,300
Sammy. Nice to meet you. This is...
Anyway,
238
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:06,460
I'll let you get back to it. Okay, I'll
see you around. Okay, bye. Okay, bye.
239
00:13:07,180 --> 00:13:08,180
Bye.
240
00:13:15,270 --> 00:13:17,410
Dad, stop putting beer on my sack.
241
00:13:17,670 --> 00:13:18,670
All right?
242
00:13:18,690 --> 00:13:20,930
I'll get the Band -Aids. No, he's not
dying.
243
00:13:21,150 --> 00:13:22,810
Just use the cheap shit ones.
244
00:13:23,450 --> 00:13:24,450
Here.
245
00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:25,589
Electrical pay.
246
00:13:25,590 --> 00:13:26,590
That'll do.
247
00:13:29,650 --> 00:13:31,250
Careful, careful, careful, careful,
careful, careful.
248
00:13:31,550 --> 00:13:33,810
It's right on the head. I need another
little bit. Hang on.
249
00:13:35,570 --> 00:13:39,190
Just not too tight, because I don't want
them to go purple. Okay, there we go.
250
00:13:39,370 --> 00:13:40,670
Shit, thank God for that.
251
00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:41,970
It looks great.
252
00:13:42,250 --> 00:13:43,810
I don't think it's even bleeding
anymore.
253
00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:47,960
Can I have, chuck me a couple of ice
cubes, eh? I'm not wasting bloody damn
254
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,020
ice cubes on that.
255
00:13:49,420 --> 00:13:50,800
It's $4 a bag.
256
00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,320
Now, come on, let's eat. The roast is
ready.
257
00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:58,160
Let's go.
258
00:14:05,580 --> 00:14:06,580
Roast ready.
259
00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:28,460
It doesn't look too bad at all, eh?
260
00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:31,540
It's come up good, eh?
261
00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:32,700
Yeah.
262
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,700
Nicked to the factor now, but it's still
a thousand times better than it was
263
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:39,100
before. Yeah, so you reckon it's
workable for tonight?
264
00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:40,720
100%. Yeah?
265
00:14:40,860 --> 00:14:41,619
Mm -hmm.
266
00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:45,640
100%. You get in there, and you kiss her
like you're the alpha male.
267
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:46,840
Shit. Okay.
268
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,540
Yeah, okay. Give her a real good, strong
kiss.
269
00:14:49,940 --> 00:14:52,000
Drive home. She's going to be thinking
about it.
270
00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:53,280
That's definite sex.
271
00:14:53,820 --> 00:14:55,120
100%. That's definite sex. Hey, Dad.
272
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,520
Okay.
273
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,660
Thanks for this, boys. I really
appreciate it. No dramas.
274
00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:07,120
You can put your pants up now, Glenn.
275
00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:11,600
I'm sick of seeing you stalk, mate. Oh,
yeah.
276
00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:19,980
Oh, okay.
277
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,000
It's ready.
278
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,500
Okay, so what do I do?
279
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:26,920
Okay, so here you go. You get presented
with men's profiles.
280
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,020
And if you like what you see, you swipe
right.
281
00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:30,780
And if you don't like it, you swipe
left.
282
00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:33,000
Okay, so swipe right for yes.
283
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,280
Yes. Okay.
284
00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:36,940
But just, you know, take your time. Have
a look at the photos.
285
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,240
Scroll through.
286
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,100
Oh, yes.
287
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,340
Swipe, swipe, straight off the bat.
They're all my size.
288
00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:48,220
Okay, but you don't have to say yes
straight away. You can just, you know,
289
00:15:48,220 --> 00:15:53,400
sure you... Right
290
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:56,400
is yes. Mm -hmm.
291
00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,940
I might just go and get the kids ready.
292
00:16:41,859 --> 00:16:42,859
Hey. Come.
293
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,200
Come on.
294
00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:02,720
What's that?
295
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,079
Eh? Seems weird.
296
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,359
Take your pants off?
297
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,160
We're good or we're bad? Take your pants
off.
298
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:11,730
Take your pants off, Glenn.
299
00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:22,250
You told your brother and your father
about us, didn't you? I'm so sorry. They
300
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,869
were trying to help. I'm sorry.
301
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:29,590
Top five halfbacks.
302
00:17:29,810 --> 00:17:31,170
Origin halfbacks. Origin?
303
00:17:32,910 --> 00:17:33,910
Hey!
304
00:17:35,110 --> 00:17:37,910
Who did this?
305
00:17:41,830 --> 00:17:47,790
Who did this? We... Who did this? We...
We both did. No, Tommy mainly.
306
00:17:48,070 --> 00:17:48,929
Oh, Dad.
307
00:17:48,930 --> 00:17:52,050
What? I splashed a bit of beer on it.
You are pathetic.
308
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:53,469
Oh, come on, babe.
309
00:17:53,470 --> 00:17:54,830
You're supposed to be grown men.
310
00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:57,610
Oh, go easy. They're just... They were
trying to help, OK? Help?
311
00:17:58,790 --> 00:18:00,570
You look like a 12 -year -old boy.
312
00:18:00,990 --> 00:18:04,130
I was trying to make it look bigger. I
just wanted to turn you on.
313
00:18:04,390 --> 00:18:08,330
Glenn, our 15 -year -old son has more
pubes than you. You look like a child.
314
00:18:08,350 --> 00:18:09,530
no, I am not turned on.
315
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,100
And why is there tape on his ball?
316
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:15,700
It's industrial electrical tape to stop
the bleeding. Why is he bleeding?
317
00:18:17,740 --> 00:18:18,820
Because Nick's his sack.
318
00:18:20,020 --> 00:18:21,020
What?
319
00:18:21,540 --> 00:18:22,800
I nicked his sack.
320
00:18:23,740 --> 00:18:24,840
With the clippers.
321
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,300
Red dot night.
322
00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:47,940
So it's probably a red dot knot.
323
00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:49,180
Yeah.
324
00:18:53,140 --> 00:18:54,260
See you next week, guys.
325
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,000
See you, man.
326
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:36,870
Hey.
327
00:19:38,230 --> 00:19:39,230
Hey.
328
00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:48,270
Dad, did you seriously save all of your
people?
329
00:19:48,790 --> 00:19:51,450
Yes, I did. I didn't. Tommy did.
330
00:19:51,730 --> 00:19:52,730
What?
331
00:19:53,590 --> 00:19:57,690
I wasn't going to go that short, babe.
Tommy said it needed to be short. This
332
00:19:57,690 --> 00:19:58,870
isn't a pube problem, Glenn.
333
00:19:59,410 --> 00:20:00,410
Okay,
334
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:02,250
what is it then?
335
00:20:02,290 --> 00:20:04,870
So I can know why we haven't had sex for
three months.
336
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:06,330
Oh,
337
00:20:07,470 --> 00:20:08,530
God.
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