All language subtitles for punky_brewster_s04e19_one_plus_tutor_is_three

Maybe the world is blind or just a
little unkind.

Don't know.

Seems you can't be sure of anything
anymore.

Although.

revision.

I'll be in my room.

Not so fast.

Don't you have something to show me?

Oh, I don't know.

What would you like to see?

How about a report card with nothing but
A's on it?

Would you settle for a drawing of
Brandon I did at recess?

I want to see that report card right
now.

Okay, no problem. Just sign right here.

You mind if I read it first?

Okay, if you give me a two -minute head
start to my room.

Sit!

Young lady.

Uh -oh.

You only call me young lady when my room
is messy, when I won't eat beef.

And when you're failing math. And when
I'm failing math.

How did you know?

Monkey, I'm a parent.

We know about these things.

Besides, your teacher called.

A D.

All right, let's have it. How long do I
have to stay in my room?

You're not going to your room.

Oh, no. You're sending me to the home
for kids who fail math.

Your teacher and I have discussed it at
length. We're arranging for you to have

a tutor.

A tutor?

That's worse than B.

It's for your own good.

He should be here any minute. He's your
age, and his name is Walker Wembley.

Walker Wembley?

Sounds like a geek to me.

He's not a geek.

He's a mathematical genius.

Geniuses are always geeks.

It's a law of nature.

That should be him right now.

Be polite and try to learn something.

I'll say hello and go and read in my
room.

No, no, Henry. You can't leave me alone
with some geeky nerd.

Okay, okay.

You must be Walker.

Yes, sir.

What a great name.

This is Punky, and this is Walker
Wembley.

Hi, Walker.

Hi. Bye, Henry.

If you kids need me, I'll be in my room.

Thank you for making him cute.

Well, Punky, what is it about math that
gives you problems?

The numbers.

I see.

I guess we better start on chapter one.

My teacher says I'll need a lot of help.

I'll probably need hundreds of hours of
tutoring.

Maybe more.

Aren't you going to get the door?

Was that the door? I thought it was my
heart.

What are you guys doing here?

What do you mean, what are we doing
here? We're supposed to go to the record

store at 4 o 'clock.

Margo's almost downstairs.

And who's the babe?

This is Walker, my math tutor.

These are my friends. I'm Cherry, her
best friend.

I'm Margo, her prettiest friend.

friends seem nice. What friends?

Gee, your eyes are blue.

Thanks. Now let's talk math.

Are you wearing contacts or little
pieces of the sky?

Huh?

I said would you like a little piece of
pie?

Uh, no thanks.

Let's get started on percents and
ratios.

Maybe this will turn out to be more than
just math lessons.

Why? Are you slow in history and
English, too?

No, I was just trying to be funny. Oh, I
enjoy girls with a sense of humor. You

like parties?

Sure. I don't need tutoring for them.

Great. I'm having a party next Saturday.
I'd love to come.

Good deal.

By the way, there'll be more guys and
girls, so bring your friends.

Sure, we'll be there.

Thank you, Brandon.

Of course I know what I'm doing. I fixed
this thing a hundred times.

Henry, close your eyes and follow me.

Prepare to have your socks knocked off.

look so grown up.

Ah, Henry, every time I get dressed up
for a party, you get misty -eyed.

No, I get nervous.

You aren't going to win a chaperone, are
you? Of course not. I want to ride

shotgun.

You even said yourself that Walker's a
nice boy and a genius.

That's before I knew he was also a babe.

Sherry, I'm so nervous.

This isn't tutor -student anymore. He's
man.

Party's off.

Oh, come on, you old prude.

Punky didn't mean it that way.

How did you mean it?

I don't know what I mean. When I think
of Walker, I get brain meltdown.

Punky, let me give you a little advice
about men.

This should be good.

You haven't had a date since the victory
dance at Valley Forge.

Yeah? And you were too old for that?

me even then.

Honey, the most important thing about
dealing with men is not to seem too

anxious. Uh -huh. On the other hand, you
definitely want them to know you're

interested. Uh -huh.

But in a ladylike sort of way.

She means be cool, be cash, and, like,
never let them see you sweat.

Gotcha. Yoo -hoo!

The bell of the ball is here. Our limo
awaits.

Bye, Henry. Bye, sweetheart.

Have fun. Be good.

Well, make up your mind.

luck with Walker if you're on the same
side of the room.

Yeah, but I can't just go up and start
talking like he was a normal human

He smiles and waves.

Hi.

I'm Myron.

I don't suppose either of you want to
dance with me?

just erase your check mark.

Ooh, dancing sure makes me thirsty.

Yeah, me too.

I sure could use some punch.

Yeah, me too.

Don't you think you should get a thumb?

That's man's work, isn't it?

Hi. Hi.

Great party. Yeah, I'm glad you came.
You are?

Sure. How'd you do on your last math
exam?

I got a C+. I would also.

You're a terrific teacher.

Thanks.

Uh, Punky, I've got something really
important to tell you.

You do?

Did you ever meet someone that you
really... Really flipped over

I sure have.

And did you find yourself thinking about
the person all the time?

And beautiful.

You said that already.

I just think she's great, and I don't
know how to tell her.

Will you tell her for me?

You want me to tell Margo that you like
her?

Yeah. And could you also mention that
I'm pretty cool?

You want me to tell her that you're
cool, too?

Yeah. You think I'm pretty cool, don't
you?

That's not exactly the word I had in
mind.

Then you'll do it?

I'll think about it.

Could you think that?

I want to take her to the movies
tomorrow night.

Excuse me, may I cut in?

Boy, when it rains, it pours.

Hucky, what are you doing?

Walker likes Margo.

No. Yes, and he wants me to tell her how
cool he is so she'll go to the movies

with him tomorrow.

bean dip on him.

No.

Not really his fault he likes Margo
instead of me.

She's beautiful and rich and smart.

You're smart.

Well, not at math.

You need a tutor for that.

But you're certainly just as beautiful.

In a cuter sort of way.

You may not be rich, but you do like to
have your own frog phone.

I might as well go talk to Margo.

Margo, Walker's crazy mad nuts about
you. He thinks you're beautiful and he

wants to take you to the movies
tomorrow.

An admirer? How wonderful!

How romantic!

Who's Walker?

My math tutor.

That jerk? No way.

Punky will be home soon.

You've got a lot to let go, boy.

She's growing up.

Learning about life. Meeting young men.

Who I will hunt down and destroy.

Henry, the girls are back.

Did you have a good time?

It was okay.

Just okay?

Well, I had a great time.

But poor Punky had her heart stomped on.

Sweetheart. What happened? Are you all
right?

Punky will be fine.

Young hearts mend quickly.

Come on, Chip.

Good night. Good night.

Would it help if we talked about her?

I don't think so.

It sure would help me.

Please tell me what happened.

Walker invited me to his party just so
he could meet Margo.

That's not very nice.

It was disgusting. I watched him make
goo -goo eyes that are all night.

Yes, goo -goo eyes can be disgusting.

And then they played marshmallow on a
string. You know, the kissing game?

Tell me, dear, were you playing this
marshmallow game?

Get real, Henry. It was bad enough
having to watch.

Well, I'm sorry that this party turned
out to be so unpleasant for you.

Henry, life stinks.

Well, maybe it isn't always fair.

But believe me, life has a way of
balancing these things out.

Henry, life will never balance this one
out, even if I live to be as old as you.

A Twinkie to cheer me up?

I know you were saving this one for
yourself. A card?

Your heart is broken, but don't feel
blue. Brandon's still here, and he loves

you.

Aw, thanks, pal.

Punky, want to go to the mall? They're
giving away free samples of Chubby's

Chocolate Emporium.

Sounds great, but I've got to study this
afternoon.

Well, I can't go to the mall either.

Walker's coming over for a date.

Well, aren't you dying to know what
we're going to do?

Not really.

Of course you are.

First, we're having high tea in the
garden with Mommy and Daddy.

Wow -wee.

Then we're going to a big charity
fundraiser, a Rolls -Royce demolition

like a crashing bore.

I don't blame you two for being jealous.

My first serious romance and I found the
perfect man.

Punky, thank you for bringing Walkie and
me together.

You and Walkie are welcome.

We love so many of the same things.

Ballet, the opera, museums.

We've become inseparable.

Well, you better go. You don't want to
keep Walkie waiting.

Oh, he loves waiting for me, even when
my hair won't behave and I have to spend

an extra three or four hours on it.

What a guy.

He sure is.

Punky, I hope someday you're lucky
enough to find someone like Walker.

Margo, do you have any idea what you're
saying?

Of course not.

Should I?

in love with Walker all along.

But you told me you thought he was a
jerk.

She only did that to be nice.

Well, that's always a mistake.

I'm afraid it's too late to give him
back now.

Walker and I are deeply in love.

Who is it?

It's Walker.

Oh, I know what he wants. It's our one
-week anniversary and I bet he's dying

buy me a gift.

He should die.

I want to hear from you on what to buy.

Come on, Cher, I'll drop you at the
mall.

This sounds more interesting than the
mall.

I leave you with three words for your
hint.

Diamonds are forever.

Come on, Cher.

I think I'll just hang around Paisley's
kitchen, maybe feed the old face.

That's no refrigerator.

You're eavesdropping.

here, is she?

No, and I've got three words for you.

Diamonds are forever.

Goodbye. Wait, not yet.

I have something to ask you.

I got tickets to a Sting concert.

Would you like to go?

Me?

Yeah.

With you?

Yeah.

What about Margot?

Yeah, what about Margot?

I thought you were crazy mad nuts about
her. No, I'm sick, bored, and tired of

her.

things she makes me do.

Operas, tea parties.

She won't even play video games. She's
afraid she'll chip a nail.

And all she talks about is money.

She even asked my dad for a copy of his
stock portfolio.

That's Margo.

I know.

Punky, I made a big mistake and I'm man
enough to admit it.

I realize now there's someone else I
like.

Who?

You. Me?

That's right.

Punky, I'm sorry.

All that blonde hair blinded me.

In other words, first you used me to get
to Margo.

Now you don't like her. You like me.

And you want to get rid of her. You got
it. That's a dumper.

You.

would destroy her no it wouldn't it
would destroy him margo baby

you wouldn't throw an egg at me of
course not i'm too much of a lady for

you stood up for me.

That's punk.