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Maybe the world is blind Or just a
little unkind
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Don't know Things you can't be sure
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Of anything anymore
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and mustard.
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Thanks.
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Well done.
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The work.
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Thanks.
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Well, what about me? I'm rare.
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You're not rare. You're strange.
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I canceled your burger.
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Well, how would you like me to cancel
your teeth?
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You know how mean I get at feeding time.
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It's time you broadened your culinary
horizons. You've broadened everything
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else.
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You like sushi?
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Sushi? Who's she?
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Not a who.
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It's a what?
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Japanese delicacy.
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Is it possible to lose your lunch before
you've eaten it?
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Trust me, Betty. You'll love it. It's a
raw fish.
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What do I look like, Morris the Cat?
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Come on, try some.
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This is tuna wrapped in seaweed.
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I like my tuna wrapped in a tin can.
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Bye. Where are you going?
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To get an American delicacy.
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Two chili dogs and an Alka -Seltzer.
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Just as well.
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I'm going to take my sushi and watch a
rerun of Shogun.
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If you knew Sushi like I know Sushi.
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Oh, hi, Spot.
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Hello, Mr. Johnson.
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Hey, babe.
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What are you doing here, Blugner?
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Thought we could start it on our class
project, Punky.
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What class project?
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The one I'm doing on toxic waste.
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Mrs. Winston said I needed a partner, so
I picked you.
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But there are 9 ,000 kids in our school.
Why me?
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Just lucky, I guess.
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I don't want to work on waste with you.
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Are you going to finish that burger?
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I haven't even started it yet.
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Good.
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No.
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Who'd your girls ask to the Sadie
Hawkins dance?
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Nobody. Really?
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Well, I haven't exactly said yes to
anybody yet.
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You mean you haven't exactly been asked
by anybody yet?
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I'm saving myself for Ms. Wright.
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And hint.
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Forget it, bud.
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Cherry, who'd you ask?
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Stanley Knuckleborn.
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You're willing to be seen in public with
noodle nose?
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dropped him after he was born.
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Now it's me you get undamaged goods.
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So what do you say, sweet lips?
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Take me, I'm yours.
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Sorry, but you're just not my type. If
my type changes, I'll call you.
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Honky, you promised you'd ask somebody
so we could double.
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I know.
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Maybe I can help you out here.
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who you just might like.
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He's macho, funny, and you get free
tickets for every concert in town.
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Free tickets? Okay, you got my
attention.
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What's his name?
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Farley.
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Farley.
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Hey, don't judge a dude by his handle.
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Okay, what does this Farley guy look
like?
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Well, he's kind of a cross between Rob
Lowe and Tom Cruise.
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Only cuter.
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Okay, I'll think about it. Get him on
the phone.
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Good. I'll go call him from the other
room.
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Why not call from here?
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Punky, I have to set it up.
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Farley usually likes blondes. This will
take a selling job.
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Sorry, I'm nervous.
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How does my hair look?
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Punky, it's a phone call.
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I know.
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But I don't want to sound like a mad.
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It's ringing. I'll tell you when to pick
it up.
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Hi, Mom.
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It's me, Farley.
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history book down the laundry room.
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Would you go check it out?
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Thanks, Mom.
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Okay, Punky, pick it up.
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Hello, Farley.
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Speaking. You must be Punky.
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Spud says you're a baby.
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Really? You sound cute.
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Yeah, well, Spud said some nice things
about you, too.
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Is it true you can get free tickets to
any concert in town?
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Yeah, for the right.
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Yeah, well, that's me. And you see,
we're having the Sadie Hopkins dance,
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you do know how to dance, don't you?
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Do dead fish float.
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Great. And would you like to go with me?
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I sure would.
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And I guarantee we're going to have one
incredible, awesome, fantastic
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time. Of course, you realize this will
break hearts all over town.
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invitation. You're hooked.
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it too soon to call you dad oh punky
what kind
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of flowers do you like daisies with you
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What he did was sneaky.
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Right. On the other hand, you don't want
to hurt Spud's feelings. But, Henry...
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Then again, he deserves it. Right. On
the other hand... Henry, please, I don't
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have any more hands.
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Rejection can be very painful, Punky.
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I'm sure that whatever you decide will
be the right thing.
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Unless it's the wrong thing.
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I love digital talk.
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to my environment.
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So big is the city dump.
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My turkey pot pie is ready. Want some?
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Got any ketchup?
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Sure, Rudy.
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Forget the turkey, turkey.
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We gotta get something straight right
now.
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I'm not taking you to the Sadie Hawkins
dance.
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Of course you are.
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You love me.
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Are you nuts? I never said I love you.
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Now is as good a time as any.
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Spud, watch my lips.
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Punky is not taking you to the dance.
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But what about the tuxedo I bought?
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Custom made. What about the wrist
corsage? Special order from Hawaii.
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I even bought a razor in case I have a
beard by then.
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Look, Spud, this is all your fault. I am
not changing my mind. Let's go, Cherry.
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All right.
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Over you.
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Man must have his woman. It's the law of
nature.
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Ever hear the law of gravity?
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Cherry, we've got to do something.
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You're right.
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I'll go move my bike.
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God, you got to them in time. Yeah, you
kids are lucky to be alive.
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It's a good thing we were able to pick
you off that nose.
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And you, young lady, did a fine job of
notifying us and giving us accurate
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directions.
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Hey, thanks.
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I'm sorry our truck ran over your bike.
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What?
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Thank you, Fireman Freevis.
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In the future, I promise to keep a
closer eye on my daughter.
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Where was your close eye when that
little vixen was luring my Farley out on
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ledge? Oh, see here, Mrs. Blugner.
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My daughter's no vixen. It was your
Farley who did the luring.
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My, you're forceful.
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And tall.
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And lucky, too.
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Lucky? Yes.
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I'm divorced.
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Punky, if you ever do anything like that
again, I'll... I'll... Please don't do
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anything like that again.
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I won't. I promise, Henry.
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Let's go home.
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Wait a minute.
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Could I have a second alone?
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Alone?
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To talk.
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Come on, handsome. We'll go downstairs.
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I'll show you Farley's baby pictures.
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Make it quick.
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a few things to say.
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Don't bother. I'll save you the trouble.
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I'm a jerk. I'm an idiot. I'm a moron.
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That's not all.
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Also a doofus, a dork, and a dimwit.
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That's just the D.
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Go ahead.
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Hit me with the rest of the alphabet.
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Nah. You took all the fun out of it.
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I have one question.
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Why did you do all this over silly
dance?
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It's not the dance, bitch.
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Well, you know.
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No, I don't.
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Yes, you do.
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No, I don't.
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I'm going to show you how much you mean
to me.
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Spud loves Punky.
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It's all my heart.
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Oh, Spud.
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Punky, going to the dance with you meant
everything to me.
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I told all the kids at school about it.
Now they just laugh at me.
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Of course, they always laugh at me.
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It doesn't happen. It'll really hurt.
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But I don't know what to say.
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You don't have to say anything.
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How about you? I want to go to the dance
with me, either.
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I'll decide whether or not to go to the
dance with you.
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And I've decided to go with you.
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Gee, Punky, you're really asking me to
the dance?
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Yeah. You're actually willing to be seen
with me in public?
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Yeah. And we'll honeymoon in Bermuda?
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Push it, Spud.
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Turn around, Punky.
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You look beautiful.
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Thanks. I can't believe... I'm actually
going to the dance with Spud.
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Well, look on the bright side.
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He's lost weight since his baby
pictures.
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Well, I gave him some tips on how to act
like a human being.
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Who knows?
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It could even be fun.
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