All language subtitles for S05_E12_The_Real_Deal_SDH

Coulson: Previously on
marvel's agents of S.H.I.E.L.D...

- Oh, that's quite unsettling.
- You're obsessed with Daisy Johnson.

- Quake.
- My orders are to capture her.

- Daisy: You iced me.
- (I.C.E.R. Fires)

Did you really think after everything
we've been through, you and me,

that there was any universe
in which I left you behind?

Phil Coulson is dying,
and you have to let him.

(Grunts)

- (Whooshing)
- (Flesh slicing)

- Mack: Yo-yo!
- (Pants) It's all coming true.

Hale: At least, the beacon
will do what it's supposed to do.

Run. Now!

(Whirring)

(Explosion)

(Device beeps)

(Whirring)

(Beeps)

(Lash grunts)

(Lash growls)

(Electricity crackles)

(Heavy footsteps approaching)

(Growls)

(Door opening)

Simmons give you the all clear?
You got banged up pretty good.

Yeah, no. I'm fine. I just...

I feel foolish. I was so intent
on turning the beacon off,

I didn't even consider
that it might be wired

- to overheat and explode.
- You can't blame yourself, Fitz.

General hale's declared war on us.

I'm afraid she's done something
a whole lot worse than that.

The basement's sealed off,
but I sent the d.W.A.R.F.S down

to analyse the area after the explosion.

This one was on its way down
when the elevator stopped

and opened on level 27.

Looks like your drone took a wrong turn
and went outside.

Wouldn't that be nice?

Unfortunately...

This immense forest now exists
approximately 150 feet below us.

But there are clouds and sky.

Which is why its underground existence
should be very alarming.

I'd say that's impossible,
but after our round trip to tomorrowland,

my threshold for preposterous
is way out of whack.

Theones?

This is the only transmission
received back from the basement so far.

I think we're looking at what happens

when three monoliths
are blown up together.

They somehow blew a hole
in space-time,

and that thing...

That thing right there is
another dimension bleeding back

into our world.

So, the good news is Daisy might not be
the one responsible

- for tearing the earth apart.
- Bad news is...

End of the world might have already begun.

(Heart monitor beeps steadily)

(Gasps, groans)

Sorry, is it too tight?

(Sighs) No.

Um. And the pain?

So-so now, but sometimes,
my fingers feel like they're on fire.

I'm so sorry.

Daisy's getting more supplies,
so we can make you comfortable.

Thank you, Jemma.

(Door opening)

(Sighs)

I'll give you some time.

You look scared, turtleman.

Of course, I am.

The woman I love nearly died
in front of me.

I'm not gonna die.

Not yet.

(Chuckles) Well, that's good to hear.

I'm gonna do everything I can
to help and...

I'm sorry.

I just get so angry.

To make it back from that...

Fractured future only to watch you get...

Get butchered.

I'll get through this...

As long as I have you.

You're the only world I care about.

You say the word, I'll carry you
out of here and never look back.

Thank you for that...

But we have to stay and fight.

The things I heard in the future...

They're all coming true...

Faster than imagined.

We can't leave.

Okay, so...

We need to find
where they keep the medication.

Something for nerve pain.

Deke: Whoa.

"Orange scented."

(Sprays aerosol)

(Sniffs)

That's amazing!

(Sprays) {Coughs, sphs)

- Oh, my...
- Okay, snack time's over, huckleberry.

Simmons is waiting.

Deke: It's nearly impossible
to get fresh fruits and vegetables.

But, every year, for my birthday...

My mum would find me a big, juicy orange.

Sounds like a nice tradition.

Yeah, it was.

I loved the way my hands smelled after.

What about you? Did you have any...

- Special birthday traditions growing up?
- Nope.

Seriously? Nothing?

Were you just... raised in a house
by sucky parents?

More like an orphanage...

With mean, scary nuns.

Oh, I'm...

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be a jerk.

Really?

Well, I mean...

Sometimes I do, because I think
it's funny, but not just then.

I thought we were having a moment.

Just to be clear,
you and I have never had a moment.

That was just you telling me a story
about your very nice mum and an orange.

Deke!

- (Kree warrior grunting)
- (Metallic clang)

(Daisy grunts)

(Daisy grunts)

(Kree warrior grunts)

(Kree warrior growls)

(Daisy groans)

- (Kree warrior grunts)
- (Glass smashes)

(Kree warrior grunts)

(Kree warrior grunts)

(Kree warrior growls)

-(Kree warrior grunts) {Gunshot)

(Both panting)

- Fitz: It's our fears come to life.
- What the hell

are you talking about, Fitz? What fear?

I'm still...
Trying to piece it all together.

But here. Watch this.

It's low-res, 'cause it's all I could
salvage from one of the d.W.A.R.F.S.

This can't be.

Fitz?

I think that when the monoliths exploded,
they tore open something

that I can only describe
as a fear dimension.

And it's leaking out.

(Computer beeps)

Fitz: See these emissions here?

- Coulson: What do you think that is?
- Fitz: I don't know, er, alien energy.

The d.W.A.R.F. Went offline
before I could analyse it.

But whatever it is, it seems that
it can reach inside our minds.

Yeah, well, it can do more than that.
That kree almost killed deke.

Yeah, and I don't understand how,

but it seems that this dimension
can take our deepest fears

and it can manifest them...

Physically.

- So, kree warrior. Check.
- And if that is lash, double check.

- What about that forest on level 27?
- You mean an ovennhelming collection

of branchy things with birds and bugs
and the floor all covered in worms?

Are you kidding? That's...

- That's a horror show.
- Okay, triple check.

I'm gonna seal off the lower two thirds
of the lighthouse. That's where the bulk

of the phenomena is occurring,
but it's flaring out.

The fact that it's reached level 27,
as well as the supply pantry

- tells me it's getting worse.
- So, how do we stop it?

(Sighs) Okay.

I have a potential fix, but...

I don't know how to do it...

Without one of us... possibly...

Sacrificing ourselves.

- Okay, deke.
- Oh, no. Me? No, no. Hell, no.

No, I just got here.

I just got to a world
that's got ice cream

and the sun and orange-scented stuff.
So, no. No, no, no.

And in case any of you forgot,
I already did the heroic sacrifice thing

to get you all here. So, I'm done.

I'm not asking you to sacrifice yourself.
I just want to borrow your belt buckle.

Oh.

It creates an applied gravity field.
And I was hoping

there was enough gravitonium,
with some modifications,

to create a perpetual force
that can stitch together

the tear in space-time.

- Before it spreads. Can I?
- Yeah.

Well...

Anything to save the world, right?

Sure.

As I said, there is a catch.

One of us is gonna have
to carry this device down and activate it.

And that person...

May get sucked into another
dimension or killed

by a manifestation of fear.

That's a risk I'll have to take.

Sorry, sir. But, no. There's no way.

Coulson: If that rift could spread,
then someone's got to do it.

Not you. I'm sorry,
but there's only one candidate.

Piper! She said a thousand times
she'll do anything for our forgiveness.

Fitz, cool it.

- We keep her in holding for now.
- Okay, okay. Well, then, if not her,

- who?
- We need engineering, and we need medical.

Yo-yo needs mack, and without you,
we're flying blind.

- So that leaves me.
- No, that's not who I meant.

We need you both. Stop it.

- I'll go. I'm the specialist...
- You're forgetting I'm not

- supposed to be in this timeline.
- No, okay, I can rework the problem!

None of you are expendable!
I go in alone. End of discussion.

Wait up. That's stupid, and you know it.
Military tactics 101,

you neverjeopardise a general
when a soldier can do the...

You're not just a soldier.
Not anymore, like it or not.

- You can't throw yourself on the grenade.
- You're doing that right now!

- You have to weigh consequences.
- Wait. No, hold on.

That's exac... you're doing exactly
what you're telling me

not to do right now.
You're putting yourself at risk

when my very existence here

- is dangerous.
- I'm looking at the big picture.

You're needed for the future, Daisy.

The future?

To lead? That's what you said me
when you iced me, right? "To lead"?

- And to inspire.
- To lead what? To inspire who?

- S.H.I.E.L.D.
- there is no S.H.I.E.L.D.

Coulson, there's no S.H.I.E.L.D.
look around!

- Okay, let's just keep...
- Daisy: No! No, no, no.

May is never gonna be full strength,
whether you'll admit it or not.

Mack is seconds away from quitting
again because the love of his life,

our only other strong fighter,
was literally cut to pieces.

- Nobody quits.
- Daisy: Piper stabbed us

in the frickin' backs. And Fitz-Simmons,

my god, you really want
to risk their lives again?

They've been through enough!
And guess what, Coulson, that's it!

- That's everybody!
- No, that's not it! There's an idea,

a symbol that must continue,
no matter what. A shield.

And I... I need you to...

(Coulson panting)

I need you to...

- Daisy: (Echoes) Coulson!
- May: (Echoes) Phil! Phil!

- Fitz: (Echoes) Wait, what happened?
- May: (Echoes) Get Simmons now!

Daisy: (Echoes) Coulson!

- Are the instructions clear?
- Yeah. I'm on it.

Head up and outside, get some fresh air,
and check things off the to-do list.

You're the only one who can do this.
You don't even exist,

- but if you keep getting arrested...
- Deke: I know.

Coulson: Then that's it. So be careful.

The rest of the team's waiting
in the control room.

And I'm... um...

- Sorry to hear...
- Just get the goods.

I'll be here when you get back.

(Door opening)

(Door closing)

It's not good.

(Tablet beeps)

The mri shows necrotic tissue
branching out from the scarred areas

surrounding Coulson's life-threatening...

Life-ending injury
to his heart and left lung.

Which is why you lost your breath, sir.

So, it's an infection?

No... it isn't caused by infection.

It isn't caused by anything
I've ever seen.

It's...

Tissue that appears
to have been dead for several years.

What can we do? Can we cure this?

The tissue is already dead.
There is no cure for that.

At least, not anymore.

I can only surmise
that it's progressing at a rapid rate.

So, what does that...

- What are you...
- He's dying.

You've known since ghost rider,
haven't you?

I didn't know how to tell you...

- And I didn't think I should.
- That's the deal you made?

Whatever alien voodoo
was holding me together,

ghost rider burned through it.

That was the price.

So, what, he gets to burn longer?

I don't know...

But my clock ticks faster,
and we get to fight another day.

How could you...

Keep this from us?

I'm sorry.

I didn't want you trying
to find a solution

- when we had bigger problems.
- We had a solution.

Tess was brought back from the dead.

We had a solution... right there.

I didn't want to go through all that...
Again.

So, you just give up?

You don't get to do that.

You make life-and-death decisions
for us...

All the time, and we're not allowed
the same courtesy?

After everything?

We deserved to...

We deserved to know.

Mack: How much more time does he have
on his clock?

Um. I won't be able to tell
until I can chart its progression,

but even now, he's at risk of various...

(Sniffles)

At some point, sir,
your heart will just stop beating.

I'm gonna go check on Daisy.

You did this wrong, Phil.

You put too much on her today.

You should have told us.

(Coulson sighs)

I can't do what you're asking of me.

I can't do it.

You've always been capable
of more than you imagined.

No.

(Daisy sniffles)

Not without you.

You found me...

Alone, in an alley...

And...

You... you gave me everything;

a home, a...

A belief...

Solid ground to stand on, but...

That was all you.

You are what I believe in.

You believe in yourself...

- And you should.
- No, if you want a symbol.

You are the symbol.

There's no S.H.I.E.L.D. without you.

(Sobs) There's nothing without you.

- There's... (Sobs)
- Come here.

(Daisy sobs)

- (Scream)
- (Flesh slicing)

(Breath es erratically)

(Heart monitor beeps steadily)

Bad dreams?

The hydromorphone makes you drowsy,
but the sleep can be restless.

Please don't dope me up more.

(Sighs)

- I need to stay clear-headed to warn mack.
- That the pain is just beginning?

He knows.

And you should spare him.

He's suffered enough.

We've all suffered enough.

(Yo-yo screams)

(Bed rattles)

(Heart monitor beeps rapidly)

Mack: (Shouts) No!

(Mack grunts)

(Yo-yo gasps)

(Gunshots)

What the hell?

- Simmons: The rift is expanding.
- Mack: You okay?

(Groans)

We can't wait any longer.
We have to try and seal it now.

It's getting way too dangerous in here.

(Birds chirping)

(Helicopter whirring)

(Indistinct radio chatter)

Male soldier: Seal off the main road!

(Indistinct yelling)

Hale: We appreciate the call.

This is the first time ms Johnson's
been sighted in months.

I'm not positive it's her,
but one of my officers

thought there was quite a resemblance.

Well, I'd like to see any security footage
you might have on her.

Hale: If S.H.I.E.L.D.'s in town,
we'll find them.

(Indistinct chatter)

Hale: So, what can you tell me
about the man

that Johnson bailed out, this, er...

- Deke Shaw?
- Drunk and disorderly.

Not much there, there,
if you know what I mean.

-Hello?

Female automated voice:
You've reached your party's extension.

Fiona is not available.
Please leave a...

Hello? Did this work?

Can I talk to a person?
Or... can I talk to a real person?

- This system is ridiculous.
- Wellins: He has no fingerprint matches,

no passport or driver's license.
Hell, we couldn't find

- any physical history at all.
- I want to dust and examine the cell.

Hale: You never know what might show up.
He could lead us to ms Johnson.

(Deke grunts)

(Footsteps approaching)

You in pain?

Not always.

(May sighs)

Is this why we took a step back?

The last thing you need
is to waste your time

on another lost cause.

Who I waste my time on
is for me to decide.

It's not like you to just roll over.

There has to be a way out of this.

I've come to terms with it.

I got a second chance. I made a difference

in a few people's lives.
I don't want to be greedy.

It's time to make space for somebody else.

(May sighs)

For Daisy.

I won't be around forever,
and despite appearances to the contrary,

neither will you.

We need fresh blood to lead the team.

It's more than a team, and you know it.

- None of us are giving up on you.
- Well, great...

Because I have every intention
of walking back out of that basement.

Just because I've made peace
with dying doesn't mean I'm in a hurry.

Now, you want to help me get
into this gear Fitz has for me?

It's super sexy.

(Chuckles)

Okay. Take the elevator
to the basement, find the rift...

Turn that puppy on, put it in the rift...

Then get the hell out of there.

- I wish it were that simple.
- You're referring to the other things

that might be down there,
the things that I'm afraid of.

Yeah.

Along with... everyone else's fears.

I wish there was another chronicom.

If Noah hadn't been killed,
I would have just sent him down there.

His processor and advanced optics
would protect him from a lot

of the dimension's effects.

Is this to protect me
from the dimension's effects?

Yeah. It's a fifty calibre.

Should take down anything you run into.

Okay then. (Sighs)

Last thing.
I've had to amplify the gravitonium, so,

when you turn it on,
don't get close to the rift. You could...

Get crushed by its gravity field or...

Sucked into the other dimension.

Copy that.

Don't get too close.

Anything else?

Yeah.

That other thing we talked about.

I want you to promise me
that you'll do that,

- no matter what happens...
- No. No, no. It's not important.

Especially now. It's...

It's just symbolic,
it doesn't really change anything.

Symbols are important.
Institutions are important.

People need things to believe in, Fitz.
Especially now.

People need hope.

Okay.

(Coulson exhales sharply)

(Door opening)

Daisy: Okay, Coulson,
we have visual contact.

Can you hear me?

- Coulson: (On radio) Five by five.
- Same here. Loud and clear.

- How you feeling?
- Coulson: Well, you know.

What are the odds

there's a giant stay puft marshmallow man
down there?

May: (On radio) Shoot first,
ask questions later.

Copy that.

Coulson: I'm at the basement.
(Exhales)

Here we go.

(Heavy breathing through helmet)

Daisy: Coulson.

Coulson!

Now what?

Now we wait.

Coulson: Daisy, do you read me?

Daisy?

I'll take that as a no.

All right, Phil.

(Breath es h eavily)

(Breath es h eavily)

Coulson: Mr Peterson?

Hello, agent Coulson.

It's time I told you
what's really going on here.

Nothing to be afraid of.

Got no weapons.

And I like the Hazmat look on you,
but I promise...

The air's fine in here.

Coulson: You're not here to hurt me?

You're gonna let me pass?

Do whatever you want.

Shoot me if you like.

After all, you're the one
that's making this up.

(Helmet airlock hisses)

(Sighs)

Coulson: So, you admit you're not real.

- That I created you. In my head.
- Of course.

But you know there's something deeper.

- And you're here to face it.
- Face my fear?

(Chuckles) How am I your fear, Phil?

- No... I mean face facts.
- What facts?

That this is all... in your head.

Are you telling me
that I'm still in Tahiti?

No, Coulson, I'm telling you
that you've never been to Tahiti.

Or Malta, or Puerto Rico, or outer space,

or the framework, or the future.

You're on the table, Coulson...

Code blue.

- We can't just wait around.
- He wanted us to do just that.

We hang tight.

No one else can go down there.
He wouldn't know what's real...

- It would make it even more dangerous.
- It would be a friendly-fire nightmare...

We can't just let him die!
How do you not have a better plan?

One life's better than two.
That's simple mathematics, Daisy.

There are no acceptable losses.
This isn't hydra, Leopold.

- All right, calm down.
- He'll make it.

Come on, sir. You can do this.

Coulson: Okay, Phil.

Back to work.
Don't pay attention. This makes no sense.

What makes more sense? You tell me.

That you were brought back
from the dead after many days,

your mind programmed with false memories
in a world with alternate realities

and rocks that tear holes in space-time?

Or that your brain is being stimulated
with electricity to revive it...

And your conscience is trying
to make sense of random synapses

firing off in your brain?

- That's not true.
- You know it's true.

Loki ran a sceptre through your heart,
and we are desperately

trying to bring you back.

Male doctor: (Echoes) Charge 200.

But it isn't working.

- Male doctor: Clear.
- (Defibrillator beeps)

- (Heart monitor flat-lines)
- Female doctor: Negative. Asystolic.

Male doctor:
Mr stark said anything he needs.

(Oxygen pump inflates)

No, no, no, no. No.
I've been through too much.

I'm not gonna let this nightmare
get to me.

Nightmare?

This whole thing has been a dream.

And every time the dream is too random
or doesn't reconcile with a memory,

your mind creates a scenario
to make it work.

See, now you're losing me.
What does that even mean?

You really think your skull
caught on fire, Phil?

Or does it hurt to have electrodes
on your scalp for this long?

You think there was an alternate reality
where you were a history teacher?

Or were you remembering your father...
Who was a history teacher?

- Okay, stop.
- You're reliving mementos of your life

mixed with the dreams
you wished had come true.

No, Mike.

This is fear.

I thought I'd come to terms with death...

But this is my fear of it manifesting,
because it's harder to let go of

- than I thought it would be.
- Yes.

You're struggling to let go.

At least now, you admit you're dying.

What's the hardest part?

The life I have yet to live.

And that's why your mind
created this story,

where you spent years doing all the things
you never got a chance to do.

To vacation on a white beach
with blue water, to travel to the stars,

to own your own plane,
a car that flies...

Your own team,

to have a family...

The brilliant students
you never got a chance to mentor,

the daughter you never had.

And above all...

A chance to be a hero.

You said it yourself, Coulson.

- It matters who you are.
- No, I'm not trying to be a hero.

I'm just here to see
that S.H.I.E.L.D. continues...

Remember Daisy's words.

There is no S.H.I.E.L.D.

There is nothing without you.
This is all in your head.

- I refuse to believe this.
- That's your problem.

You won't let reality sink in.

Even now, your mind is rejecting the fact
that I'm just an EMT standing over you.

It's trying to make me
into something else.

It's trying to find a way out.

(Siren blares)

- Aircraft incoming.
- Mack: They found us.

Simmons: Did deke get caught?

- It's a quinjet.
- (Radio alert)

Agent Davis: (On pa)
Repeat, S.H.I.E.L.D. 313,

requesting permission to land.
Do you read?

(Alarm continues)

You don't know
what those people mean to me.

Don't say that they're nothing.
Don't say that.

No. No, they're a reflection of you.

Who you truly are.

One of the good ones.

The real deal.

You've still got that thing there.

And I'm not trying to take it
from you, I'm not trying to stop you.

After all, look.

You're literally walking into the light.

You're ready.

Let's go together.

Sorry, Mike.

I'm not buying it.

Then I'll take you myself.

(Pressure increasing)

- (Explosion)
- (Mike groans)

What are you doing, Coulson?
Pick up the doodad. Let's go!

(Coulson grunts)

(Lash growls)

(Mike grunts)

- (Explosion)
- (Lash roars)

(Mike grunts)

(Screeching)

(Creatures growling)

(Creatu re growls)

(Gunshots)

(Creatu re screech es)

(Beacon beeps)

(Explosion)

(Wind howling)

(Grunts)

(Coulson grunts)

(Whirring)

(Slow heavy footsteps approach)

(Coulson grunts)

(Exhales)

(Both groan)

(Mike breath es heavily)

You're...

You're real, right?
Please tell me you're real.

Would that make this any less awkward?

- Yeah.
- Good.

(Sighs) Prints and DNA came back, ma'am.
Deke Shaw? He's no one.

As in, no record at all.
Could be a life model decoy.

And we're getting calls
from towns at the lakefront,

more Daisy Johnson sightings.

Do you want us to chase them?

She's either on her way to Canada,
or this entire thing is a smokescreen.

Pack it up.

(Door closing)

(Deke sighs)

The gravity field's
keeping the rift contained, for now.

It's a band-aid.
We'll need a more powerful solve,

but... the anomalies are fading,
no new ones are occurring.

We have one man to thank for that.

Oh, come on. That's overstating it,

but still, it means a lot coming
from you two.

I mean, obviously, it was pretty touch
and go up there for a while,

but I called around
to tell the Daisy Johnson story

and was able to get everything off
the checklist,

though no one had ever heard of haig,

so, I got something even better.

But, yeah, I'm not gonna lie
I was pretty freaked out

when I punched the coordinates
into the phone and it led me

into the middle of a grassy field.
And it's like, "can the quinjet get here

a little bit quicker, please," you know?
But I managed to brave the critters.

Pro tip... tuck your pants
into your shoes.

Nothing gets up.

- I was obviously talking about deathlok.
- Goes without saying.

- Is he sticking around?
- No.

He rolls solo.

He stepped up,
helped some agents on the run,

helped agent Davis find medical help,

but he said he's leaving
after tonight's festivities.

Well, I mean, his arrival
was perfect timing.

Uncanny, really.

Just what we needed.

Yeah.

What exactly were you up
against down there, sir?

Fitz, are you stalling?

Me? Am I stalling? Just now?

- I don't think so.
- Because...

The elevator stopped, like, a minute ago.

It's gonna be great.

(Breath es deeply)

(Birds chirping)

(Sighs)

- Wow. You look stunning.
- (Chuckles)

I'm pinned into this thing
in 30 different places.

It was the only wedding dress
at the second-hand shop, apparently.

He couldn't find you a kilt?

Uh... no.

Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today...

For a moment we all knew was coming,
some of us even before these two did,

and I think we can all agree

that to wait even one second
to do this... is playing with fire.

- All in favour?
- All: Aye.

Coulson: The ayes have it.

So, all right.

Time for the exchanging
of the vows, I guess.

So, you bride's side or groom's side?

I know them both.

(Sighs) I had to write it down.

(Breath es h eavily)

Fitz.

I knew from the moment I saw you,
from our first conversation

about dielectric polarisation,
that you'd be in my life for a long time.

But I didn't know...

You would be my life,

my heart,

my home.

We joined this team for adventures,
and got more than we had hoped...

(Simmons sniffles)

(Sighs)

But I can't wait for our next adventure...

Building a family together.

My love for you grows deeper,
and always will...

(Sighs) ...No matter where the universe
takes us next.

(Chuckles)

- So, you full cyborg, or?
- Yeah.

Cool.

Agent Fitz?

Um... (Clears throat)

Okay, um...

I have been thinking about what to say.
(Laughs nervously)

Uh...

Just... words don't really...

Seem enough.

(Exhales)

I think that you are perfect...

(Chuckles)

Fitz: And, um...

(Whispers) I don't deserve you, Jemma.

I don't. I don't deserve you.

And I'm well aware
that I'm the luckiest man...

On any planet.

(Fitz chuckles)

Okay. Let's have the rings.

Quickly, please,
before this forest collapses around us.

- (Fitz chuckles)
- (Simmons exhales)

Okay, Fitz, repeat after me.

With this ring...

- With this ring...
- I thee wed.

I thee wed.

So, you got the rings, huh?

It's a nice one.

Turns out a lot of people
pawn wedding rings.

I had to find one
that was gonna be small enough

for his little-boy fingers.
And then, for hers...

Found this ring that looks just like
this one that my mum

used to wear sometimes.
It was my grandma's, I think.

- You got something?
- I don't know.

Thinking deke Shaw could possibly
be an lmd.

I ran a genetic profile to see
if he was biologically linked to anyone.

And it came up with a match?

No.

It came up with two.

- (Simmons chuckles)
- Now, by the powers vested in me by...

Well, by the two of you,
I am so happy

to pronounce you husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

-(Coulson claps) (Maoklaughs)

So, what about you, bride or groom?

Uh. I mean, to be honest,
I don't really know either one of them.

(Simmons giggles)