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{\an8}Calm down, Morty.
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{\an8}I'm almost done
collecting Citadel wreckage.
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{\an8}I am calm.
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{\an8}Your fidget spinning has
a passive-aggressiveness to it.
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{\an8}I can be calm and bored.
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{\an8}You're a million years late
on that thing anyways.
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{\an8}Didn't the Egyptians invent those?
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{\an8}Fashion's cyclical, babe. I'm retro.
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{\an8}Fuck! Shit! Hang on,
we got to find a place to land.
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Whoa, there's people living here?
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Are they refugees?
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{\an8}Clones. Bio-trash.
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{\an8}I thought everyone got sucked
back to their reality of origin.
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{\an8}- That happened, right?
- Exactly.
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{\an8}The Citadel was basically
a factory farm for spare bodies.
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{\an8}That portal reset
sucked 'em all back.
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{\an8}We don't want to stop here.
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{\an8}This is the Morty part of town,
if you know what I'm saying.
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{\an8}Let's touch down over there.
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Alright, Morty, grab the sealant.
I'll make this quick.
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{\an8}Damn, this is nice corn.
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{\an8}Thank you.
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{\an8}Whoa! Alright.
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{\an8}Uh, take it easy, old-timer.
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{\an8}I've heard about loners
like this, Morty.
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{\an8}What are you doing on my land?
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{\an8}Trying to leave it
as quickly as possible.
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{\an8}- Leave faster.
- Jesus.
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{\an8}I was fixing it
when you cocked the gun.
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{\an8}See? Done.
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{\an8}- Fuckin' hillbilly.
- What's that guy's deal?
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{\an8}Morty, I can't imagine anything
worse than having to know.
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- I got you. That's right!
- Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Boss, look what we got.
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Are you one of us?
Did we have an overalls guy?
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Just tryin' to leave with my stuff.
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Wait, you live around here?
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We don't need to get acquainted.
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Got that right, motherfucker!
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- Yeah!
- We got no code!
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Yeah!
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Burn it all down, boys!
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- No, please! Please!
- No!
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You crack that gene-lock yet?
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Boss is getting antsy.
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This is the one.
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No! Oh, God!
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Oh, God!
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Aw, fiddlesticks!
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What a haul.
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The ship smells like Morty farts now.
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- Where's my money?
- Oddjob Rick, take him upstairs.
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You like football?
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What?
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Just making small talk.
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Long elevator.
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Well, now...
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my associates here tell me
you rustled up quite the score.
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Oddjob? Your normal job, please.
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I can monologue while we wait.
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You ever wonder why I'm an overweight
Southern railroad baron?
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See, I was cloned to be the mascot
of a Citadel gumbo chain.
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Get yo' mouth 'round it!
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But Big Rick's Gumbo Hutch
is trash now.
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Whole Citadel is trash now.
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And there ain't no pecking order
amongst the trash.
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What a utopia.
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It will be, once I have
the requisite Mortys.
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We can all be kings here,
mister trafficker.
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Good luck with that.
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Don't go spending it all
in one place now!
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Filthy degenerate. No accent at all.
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Oh, fuck.
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Fuck!
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Fuck!
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Fuck!
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- Ow!
- Shh!
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What the fuck?!
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It was his idea! Don't hurt us!
I'm not a real doctor!
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What are you doing here?
Get the fuck out of my car!
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We're coming with you
to rescue our friends.
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I'm not going to rescue your friends.
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I'm going to kill those guys
who stole my shit.
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Yeah, exactly. It's the same guys.
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It is the same guys.
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Flush us into space or keep driving.
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Fuckin' Mortys.
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Hey, man, you're the one who
built this truck with a back seat.
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If you die, you die.
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Wow.
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Back on an adventure with a Rick.
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Close your eyes,
and it's like nothing changed.
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Some change is good.
We had our own town, man.
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We were free.
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Hey, you know, my Rick wasn't so bad.
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Used to take me and Summer
to the park.
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No, he didn't.
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I have the same memory.
It's fabricated.
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"Taking me and Summer to the park."
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A new Citadel?
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You Ricks don't have
many original ideas, do you?
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And you're the arbiter of taste?
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Cool haircut.
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Stay out of my way.
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Stay out of mine.
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Ooh-whee! Almost enough for a jump!
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I'm gonna head to a reality
where no one has facial hair.
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In the land of the blind...
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When I get my hop,
I'm off to a dimension
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- where racism is cool.
- Idiots.
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You gotta have bigger plans
than one jump.
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Oh, yeah? And what's your big plan?
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You mean after I teabag your mom?
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Don't even have a mom.
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Come on, gimme a six!
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Damn it! That's not a six!
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Where's your boss?
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Up your butt and around the corner.
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That's where this barrel is going
if you don't start talking.
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Up your butt? Or my butt?
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Gimme back my friends!
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Jesus, man!
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Whoa, whoa!
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- Where are they?!
- They're with his stuff!
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At the center
of this new Citadel. Help!
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Morty-whipped son of a bitch!
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Get off me, you little shit!
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Doc!
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All we did was shoot you, man!
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You can't take that personally!
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If we bite it here,
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you were always a good customer.
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Yeah. You always... had exact change.
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Ready?
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Shit!
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They got me, Arcade Morty.
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I'm... I'm dyin'.
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It's gonna be okay.
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I... I know a doctor.
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Hope I bleed out before
I have to burn to death.
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No medical degree,
but I've read enough
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to know one's an okay death
and one is terrible.
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Flames aren't getting any closer.
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Looks like it'll definitely be
the bleeding out one.
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Phew.
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Bye, pal.
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Off to the big med school in the sky.
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Hey! Hey!
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Ow!
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Sorry, they make me do this
to bully me.
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Hoof shaming.
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To clarify, I'm sorry
about the needle prick.
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Overall, I agree
with what they're doing here.
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- Arcade Morty?
- Shh.
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Richard Sanchez.
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When my associates here told me
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that strange little Morty Town
had themselves a Pet Rick
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with a farm full
of cloning equipment,
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my interest was piqued.
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Cloning equipment?
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You see what we have here, gentlemen,
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is a prince,
in the guise of a pauper.
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Why, not only is this little
Henley boy not a clone,
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he's also the Citadel's former
Head of Morty Replication.
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A Morty cloning scientist?
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The best Morty cloning scientist.
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And from the looks of these boys,
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he's still got it.
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Richard, Richard.
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And I thought I loved my job.
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This is such a head fuck!
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Break out the bubbly, boys!
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My Citadel is a go.
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Get yo' mouth 'round it.
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- That place had good curly fries.
- Oh, you been there?
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So you're not even a clone?
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What the fuck are you doing
with your life?
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I don't belong anywhere else, kid.
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You don't want to be
an evil Citadel guy,
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so instead, you live next
to a bunch of cloned Mortys
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on an asteroid?
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Wow, you're so different.
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I never said I was a good guy!
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I hate you!
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Aw, now, that ain't no way
to talk to your pa.
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This is.
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Non-clone piece of shit.
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Now, we don't need to be
so unpleasant with each other.
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I'd love to offer you
your old job back.
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I'll take it. Hit the switch.
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- Don't do it!
- Shut up.
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Kid's right.
I'm no better than any of you.
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I'm just self-loathing about it.
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See there?
I told you he was good beef!
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Alright now,
think that's large enough.
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{\an8}- Morty! Get us out of here!
- I'm coming!
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Mortys, with me!
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Kill that abominación!
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So, deep down, you super love Mortys?
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Not really.
I'm just really good at making you.
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I mean, look how you turned out.
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Don't give yourself credit!
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Wait, Rick. What are you doing?
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Not giving myself credit.
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Go make some memories
that aren't fabricated.
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Rick!
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Come on, now.
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00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:42,899
Well, now, that's a very
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expensive elevator ride
you just took.
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My plans were always bigger
than one jump.
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No need for that.
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Drop the accent.
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Whatever you say, man.
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That's your real voice?
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Shit! A desk gun?!
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An escritoire weapon.
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You certainly are a burr
in my saddle.
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- You're a joke.
- I'm whatever I want to be.
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That's the freedom of life
as a clone.
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You wouldn't know.
Someone made you with sex,
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all those sweaty parts
and nipply bits.
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You disgust me.
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It's over, man.
Your dream's about to be gumbo.
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Get yo' mouth 'round it.
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You... know me?
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Father?
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Oh. Oh, no, no.
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You're under the delusion
of something called
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the auteur myth.
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Truth is, any big project
is made in collaboration,
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lots of delegating.
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I sort of... gave notes.
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I don't wanna hear this!
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Good news. You don't have to.
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Au revoir, son.
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You wretch!
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Maybe he survived it?
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What do we do now? Go home?
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We decide where home is.
For each of us.
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That old Homesteader wanted us
to make memories for ourselves.
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No Morty Towns, or Citadels,
or huddling together.
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It's time to grow up.
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Deal me in.
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00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:45,141
Hey, is your... is your Rick around?
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I think my Morty dropped
his fidget spinner down here.
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I'm telling you,
I checked everywhere else.
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Morty, I swear to God, if I check
between the seats of our car--
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I checked between the seats!
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Oh, shit, Morty. Check it out.
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I think this little dude
killed his Rick.
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You really think so?
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Yeah, look, there's a grave.
He buried him out front as a warning.
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Damn. Ice cold.
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Is that a second, smaller grave?
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Burnt down his house, too.
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Starting to think
we should've stuck around.
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Jesus Christ. I didn't kill--
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Found it!
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I told you I checked
between the seats!
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When you're right,
you're right, Morty!
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Told you,
I admit that kind of stuff now.
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{\an8}And I can admit
you're right about that, Rick!
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{\an8}You're really changing!
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Assholes.
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