All language subtitles for Punky Brewster s03e15 Punkys Porker

Maybe the world is blind or just a
little unkind.

Don't know.

Seems you can't be sure of anything
anymore.

Although...

Great pictures, Henry.

Thank you.

What are they for?

A little job I'm doing for the police
department.

Ooh, this guy's definitely the criminal
type.

Who is he?

The chief of police.

I'm shooting posters for the policeman's
ball.

language i'm funky brister what's your
name oh you don't have a name

then i'm gonna have to name you or else
you'll never get mail

i hereby dub thee

pinky the pig

is pork chops.

Now, run along, little girl.

But... Don't you have some shoplifting
you need to do?

I'll be right over here, Pinky.

Howdy, folks.

My name is Jimmy John, and I'm here to
talk pork.

Now, since my company is brand spanking
new, I can help me out with a little

survey. Let me see the hands of
everybody here that had ham, bacon, or

for breakfast.

Okay. Now, how many of you are sure that
that pig was fit to eat?

Our products are guaranteed to be the
freshest, tenderest, tastiest you've

wrapped your lips around. That's why our
motto is, what goes down, stays down.

Now, folks, take a look inside the pen
here. What do you see?

No, ma 'am, that's not Shelly Winters.

That's a Jimmy John Fries portrait.
Right now, this is just 400 pounds of

humongous hog.

But in a few days, it'll be ham baked.

questions. Let me urge you good people
to step up here and sample some of our

succulent sausage.

There you go, ma 'am.

There you go.

I mean, they're gonna kill Pinky!

Who?

That sweet, adorable pig out there.

Good grief.

That animal were to keep us in breakfast
till you got out of college.

go to the funeral.

Henry! She's gonna be Butcher!

Funky.

That's what happens to pigs.

But Pinky's special.

I had a nice conversation with her.

You'd like her if you got to know her
also.

I make it a point never to get
emotionally involved.

Especially with a pig.

Don't give up hope, Pinky.

I'll save you.

Okay, open your school book so it looks
like we're studying.

Brandon, you wait in the hall. Whistle
if anyone comes.

You bring your black clothes?

Yeah.

Gotta help a pig.

Are you talking about Emma Blotsky?

No, I'm talking about a real pig.

Oh, Sharon Fusco.

No, the actual... Tammy Tishman.

Pay attention.

It's a 400 -pound animal with four legs
and a curly tail.

But that's a pig.

That's what I've been trying to tell
you.

There's a pig in the...

to help it.

Why?

Because if we don't, we'll be killed,
put in packages, and sent to stores all

over the city.

Yeah.

Cherry, I know this pig.

Her name is Pinky.

She's real smart.

I hate pigs. They're ugly, filthy, and
they have no waistline.

So here's the plan.

We wear our dark clothes, sneak into the
mall, and rescue the pig.

Cherry, are you with me?

I guess so. You are my best friend.

Marga?

We're not that close.

Marga, how would you like Richie Von
Trump to find out that you're really not

related to the Kennedys?

That's blackmail!

Remember, we're not that close.

so if you need any help... No, thanks.
We'll never learn if we don't do it

ourselves.

You're right.

Maybe I'll just hang around and watch.

Uh, Grandma, please. We're trying to
work here.

No, you're not. I'm on to you, Scamps.

You are?

You're not studying.

what you're talking about.

You do?

Yes.

Boys.

She caught us red -handed.

Well, you girls want some advice?

No, thanks.

You want to give me some?

No, thanks.

You want me out of here?

It might have something to do with the
way you're dressed.

Well, you said bring something black.

I didn't know I had a date with a pig.

Go swim.

That's Pinky. Isn't she cute?

Punky, you could use some rest.

Well, I think she's cute.

How are we going to get her out? Get out
of here.

Can't you jump over the fence?

Get real.

She'll end up down in the parking
garage.

Uh -oh.

Gate is locked.

Stand aside.

I'll pick the lock.

You know how to do that?

Well... Occasionally, I like to read my
mother's diary.

Voila!

Margo, remember when I said you were
stuck up, obnoxious and useless?

Yeah. I take back useless.

Hi, Pinky.

We're here to rescue you.

Not by choice.

Look at the sun.

The swine is fine.

Where are you?

I'm over at Video Kingdom.

Want to watch Biker Girls from Mars?

Sure. Tell you what, I'll stop off at
Popcorn Kingdom on the way.

Pinky, you're busting out of here.

Daddy, when I was in there, they were
sitting around talking about boys.

Oh, they grow up fast.

One day I'll turn around and Punky will
be wearing a formal gown, a handsome

young man in a sharp tuxedo. And purple
hair.

He will pick her up and whisk her off to
the senior prom. And after they've

danced till 8 .30, he'll have her home
by 9.

That's right. Tomorrow she goes into the
convent.

You sound as though you're getting a
cold.

Tomorrow you're getting a bath.

This room smells like a pigsty.

Would you like something to drink?

Coffee? Tea?

Slop?

You stole that thing, didn't you?

Would you believe she followed me home?

No, I wouldn't.

Hunky, you committed a crime.

You know it's wrong to steal.

Stealing is such an ugly word.

Not as ugly as that pig.

She's not ugly.

Besides, can't we think of her as
something other than a pig?

Like what? A senator?

No. A pet?

They don't make litter boxes that size.

Pinky. I mean, punky.

Certain animals are raised to provide
food for the table.

Not pinky.

Does that mean we're never going to eat
bacon anymore?

any bacon I know personally.

You have to look at this in its proper
perspective.

How should I put this?

A pig is a pig.

That pig is my friend.

Sweetheart, I know you mean well, but
you can't save all the pigs in the

I realize that.

I just want to save Pinky. I can't stand
the thought of her being killed.

Honey, we have no choice here.

We have to give Pinky back.

So you do understand that the only
reason my daughter took your fine pig is

because she'd grown so fond of it. You
know how children are.

I ought to call the police.

There's no reason to involve the pigs.

That's pretty good.

I'll see you in court.

Now, for the last time, hand over my
hog.

Good pinky, Punky.

Brandon, is Pinky down with her shower?

The pig took a shower?

Yeah, she wouldn't fit in the tub.

And just watch me.

When you see Pinky, you see a pork
product.

When I look at Pinky, I see a friend.

Kid needs glasses.

That's what you call epigmatism.

Well, we gotta get going. What time's
the next bus?

Please, Mr. Jimmy John.

I beg you. Please, bear this pig.

Sorry, kid.

But this little piggy's going to the
market.

It's just business.

business with other animals. With Pinky,
it's murder.

Well, fortunately, I got a good lawyer.

Henry, do something!

Pinky, there's nothing I can do.

If he wants to pass up the money -making
opportunity of a lifetime, that's his

business.

Money -making what?

This animal is worth a lot more to you
alive than dead.

How do you figure?

Pinky could be your spokes -pig.

Spokes -pig?

Spokes -pig?

What in the name of all that fries is a
spokes -pig?

Morris the Cat, Smokey the Bear, Charlie
the Tuna.

Yeah, she could be Pinky the Parker.

I can see the TV commercial now.

Jimmy John and his pig, Pinky.

Hey, that's not bad.

I could put the pig in an outfit just
like mine. Hat, little tie.

Shoot, you won't be able to tell us
apart.

So you won't turn her into bacon?

Not this little gold mine.

No, sir, this is money in the bank. The
piggy bank.

Thanks, Mr.

Jimmy John.

Oh, don't thank me.

Thank your great -grandfather.

Thanks, Henry.

You're the smartest man that ever lived.

Hey, when you're right.

started to like Pinky, didn't you?

Well... Come on, admit it.

Okay.

Maybe I'll miss her a little.

Hey, here's a thought.

The kid already likes my pig.

How about if she's not working with me,
she stays here with you?