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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:16,180 Maybe the world is blind Or just a little unkind 2 00:00:16,180 --> 00:00:22,800 Don't know Seems you can't be sure 3 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:29,700 Of anything anymore Although 4 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:31,860 You 5 00:01:39,820 --> 00:01:40,820 Relax, Brandon. 6 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:44,300 I think they'll be home soon. She can take it for a run in the park. 7 00:01:53,140 --> 00:01:54,680 Got cabin fever, huh? 8 00:01:56,860 --> 00:01:59,380 All right, you home for wayward fleas. 9 00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:02,080 But no squirrel chasing. 10 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:04,420 Henry, guess what? 11 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:06,220 I'll guess later. 12 00:02:06,940 --> 00:02:09,500 Right now, I want you to give your dog some exercise. 13 00:02:10,100 --> 00:02:12,940 But I can't. We have to get to the store before it closes. 14 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:16,660 Actually, Mr. Warren and Mike, they have to shop. 15 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:18,740 I, of course, am already equipped. 16 00:02:20,540 --> 00:02:21,540 Equipped for what? 17 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,720 Margo's parents are going to take us on a boat ride tomorrow. 18 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,040 Unlike Michigan. 19 00:02:29,980 --> 00:02:32,080 Cherry, dear, it's not a boat. 20 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:33,600 It's a yacht. 21 00:02:34,170 --> 00:02:35,170 What's the difference? 22 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:38,990 More money than you will ever earn. 23 00:02:41,090 --> 00:02:43,410 Henry, I've got to buy some yacht stuff. 24 00:02:44,010 --> 00:02:48,170 I need a sailing hat, some new sunglasses, and a pair of duck shoes. 25 00:02:48,390 --> 00:02:49,390 Okay? 26 00:02:49,630 --> 00:02:50,630 Not okay. 27 00:02:51,730 --> 00:02:52,730 Here's the deal. 28 00:02:53,070 --> 00:02:56,670 You walk Brandon, give him a bath, and then if there's time, you can go to the 29 00:02:56,670 --> 00:02:58,670 store. A bath, too? 30 00:02:59,650 --> 00:03:01,450 Yes, he smells like a walking landfill. 31 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:07,300 Got a whiff of him a few minutes ago, and all my nose hairs fell out. 32 00:03:10,020 --> 00:03:11,020 Oh! 33 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,160 Well, Punky, we're off to the store. 34 00:03:20,140 --> 00:03:22,820 I really feel terrible that you're stuck here with Brandon. 35 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:25,360 But I'll get over it. 36 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:28,180 Hey, wait a minute, guys. 37 00:03:29,220 --> 00:03:32,440 How about if I go to the store with you now, 38 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:39,040 here and take care of brandon henry will never find out which one i did first oh 39 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:44,840 i could yeah if i do this am i disobeying henry absolutely 40 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:48,940 and you don't think i should do it yeah absolutely 41 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:19,160 Let's have some tea. 42 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:29,640 Henry, did you redecorate? What in the... We've been robbed. 43 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,120 Hunky. Brandon. 44 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:35,700 Brandon. 45 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:41,760 Did you do this? 46 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:58,460 You... You... Animal! 47 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:06,440 Calm down, Henry, or you'll go bald. 48 00:05:07,220 --> 00:05:08,220 What? 49 00:05:08,980 --> 00:05:11,060 Hair can't live on a hothead. 50 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:18,120 Now, you know perfectly well that if a dog doesn't get out of the house once in 51 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:20,980 a while, he'll turn into a four -legged wrecking ball. 52 00:05:21,340 --> 00:05:23,060 The punk is in big trouble. 53 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:27,760 Obviously, Brandon hasn't been bathed or walked. She's ignoring her pet. 54 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:35,480 Well, you know how kids are. 55 00:05:36,540 --> 00:05:40,680 They love having a pet, but they hate taking care of them. 56 00:05:41,060 --> 00:05:45,020 What bothers me the most is that she disobeyed me. I'll have to ground her 57 00:05:45,020 --> 00:05:46,840 this. I don't blame you. 58 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:51,860 Oh, and by the way, nice shorts. 59 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:21,960 I hope you're happy, Brandon. 60 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:25,040 I was being sarcastic. 61 00:06:27,180 --> 00:06:28,580 You ought to feel miserable. 62 00:06:33,940 --> 00:06:35,240 It's bedtime, Frankie. 63 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,180 I'll print your pajamas. 64 00:06:38,020 --> 00:06:39,940 I'm going to sleep in these clothes. 65 00:06:40,820 --> 00:06:45,940 I wanted so very, very, very much to wear them on Margo's yacht. 66 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:47,740 But I messed up bad. 67 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:49,640 And now... 68 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:51,060 I have to rip what I sewed. 69 00:06:53,660 --> 00:06:57,960 If you're trying to con me into letting you go, young lady, it won't work. 70 00:06:58,860 --> 00:07:00,240 I was afraid of that. 71 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:05,100 Punky, what have I told you about responsibility? 72 00:07:05,780 --> 00:07:07,220 That I have to have it. 73 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:08,440 That's right. 74 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:12,440 You see, Brandon can't take care of himself. He's not a human being. 75 00:07:14,140 --> 00:07:17,260 Though he does bear a striking resemblance to Mrs. Wofferman. 76 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:26,600 If you don't take care of him properly, feed him, exercise him, clean him, he 77 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:27,600 suffers. 78 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:30,020 You don't want that, do you? 79 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:31,640 No. 80 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:33,660 I thought not. 81 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:37,600 Put yourself in his place, Funky. 82 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:41,220 It's not easy being a dog. 83 00:07:43,300 --> 00:07:44,460 Now, good night, sweetheart. 84 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:54,420 I have to go sew what Brandon ripped. 85 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:01,040 Henry's wrong about one thing, Brandon. 86 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:03,580 It is easy being a dog. 87 00:08:08,540 --> 00:08:10,100 Get free rent. 88 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:12,380 Free meals. 89 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,060 Don't have to go to school. 90 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:20,320 Biggest problem is trying to decide where to bury your bones. 91 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,200 You're lucky, Brandon. 92 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:25,980 I wish I would talk. 93 00:08:55,850 --> 00:08:56,850 Morning already. 94 00:08:57,750 --> 00:09:00,730 Weird. I dreamt I was chasing a rabbit. 95 00:09:03,670 --> 00:09:06,530 Wait a minute. 96 00:09:07,150 --> 00:09:08,670 What am I doing down here? 97 00:09:10,670 --> 00:09:12,290 I should be up in my bed. 98 00:09:14,850 --> 00:09:16,470 I am in my bed. 99 00:09:17,610 --> 00:09:18,830 What's going on here? 100 00:09:20,770 --> 00:09:24,190 I see me, but I'm not in me. 101 00:09:32,270 --> 00:09:39,090 Does that mean that I'm... Holy mackinoli! I'm a dog! 102 00:09:48,030 --> 00:09:51,330 Look at me. 103 00:09:52,390 --> 00:09:54,930 Boy, talk about needing a nose job. 104 00:09:57,890 --> 00:09:59,910 How did this happen to me? 105 00:10:02,090 --> 00:10:04,630 I wished I was a dog. I take it back. 106 00:10:05,030 --> 00:10:07,090 Please, God, undog me. 107 00:10:08,530 --> 00:10:09,970 Frankie, rise and shine. 108 00:10:10,550 --> 00:10:13,090 Henry can help me. He'll know what to do. 109 00:10:15,090 --> 00:10:16,090 It's morning, Frankie. 110 00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:17,350 Up and at him. 111 00:10:20,790 --> 00:10:22,010 What's the matter with you? 112 00:10:22,250 --> 00:10:23,750 I've left my body. 113 00:10:24,210 --> 00:10:25,670 Henry, I'm over here. 114 00:10:26,550 --> 00:10:27,550 I get it. 115 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:31,180 Last night I told you to imagine what it's like to be a dog and you're 116 00:10:31,180 --> 00:10:32,220 pretending to be Brandon. 117 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:35,100 Henry, I'm not pretending. 118 00:10:35,940 --> 00:10:36,940 Tell you what. 119 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:42,140 Since you promised that you're going to stop taking good care of Brandon, I'm 120 00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:46,120 going to retract my punishment and let you go on your yacht trip today. 121 00:10:46,460 --> 00:10:49,240 Okay? Oh, thank you. Enough's enough. 122 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:53,140 Your breakfast is on the kitchen table. 123 00:10:53,780 --> 00:10:56,320 So you and Brandon go out and eat while I get dressed. 124 00:10:59,530 --> 00:11:01,410 I've got to figure a way out of this mess. 125 00:11:04,670 --> 00:11:06,710 Maybe I'll think better on a full stomach. 126 00:11:07,090 --> 00:11:10,130 Henry mentioned food, and right away I feel like drooling. 127 00:11:14,430 --> 00:11:20,810 Uh -oh. 128 00:11:21,790 --> 00:11:22,790 Here's Remnick. 129 00:11:37,770 --> 00:11:39,150 Well, here goes nothing. 130 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,530 Maybe I'll have better luck if I start with the milk first. 131 00:11:59,390 --> 00:12:00,810 I'll start with this one. 132 00:12:01,690 --> 00:12:04,210 Boy, being a dog is for the birds. 133 00:12:14,270 --> 00:12:15,910 Brandon. Who is it? 134 00:12:16,270 --> 00:12:19,770 It's Cheery and Margo. Use your nose, Henry. 135 00:12:22,730 --> 00:12:23,730 Anchors away! 136 00:12:24,330 --> 00:12:27,970 Ah, you two look resplendent. Is that good? 137 00:12:29,210 --> 00:12:30,210 There we go. 138 00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:33,250 Is Punky ready to go? 139 00:12:34,050 --> 00:12:37,970 Which one? The two -legged Punky or the four -legged Punky? 140 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:48,440 What are you doing, Punky? 141 00:12:48,460 --> 00:12:50,140 Are you playing a new game? 142 00:12:50,540 --> 00:12:52,260 She's pretending to be Brandon. 143 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:58,240 Stop it, Punky. 144 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:02,440 I want you to start acting like yourself again. 145 00:13:07,180 --> 00:13:08,180 I give up. 146 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,100 Come on, girls. I'll drive you to the lake. 147 00:13:43,150 --> 00:13:45,510 is totally at the mercy of human beings. 148 00:13:46,470 --> 00:13:47,469 Let's see. 149 00:13:47,470 --> 00:13:49,290 What can I do to pass the time? 150 00:13:50,590 --> 00:13:56,930 Now I know why dogs chase their tails. It's out of sheer boredom. 151 00:13:58,990 --> 00:14:00,690 Maybe I'll listen to some music. 152 00:14:01,110 --> 00:14:02,330 Any three -dog night? 153 00:14:03,450 --> 00:14:04,450 Hey! 154 00:14:04,870 --> 00:14:06,070 Something's crawling on my... 155 00:14:15,790 --> 00:14:16,910 giving Brandon a bath. 156 00:14:17,770 --> 00:14:18,910 What's that noise? 157 00:14:19,790 --> 00:14:21,250 It's my stomach. 158 00:14:21,470 --> 00:14:23,130 I'm starved. 159 00:14:25,410 --> 00:14:27,510 I'd kill for a pizza. 160 00:14:31,150 --> 00:14:32,150 Kibble. 161 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,570 Stuff looks disgusting. 162 00:14:35,730 --> 00:14:37,750 What the heck? I'll try some. 163 00:14:41,110 --> 00:14:43,110 Yuck. It's like eating whole... 164 00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:51,850 some water to wash the skunk down. 165 00:14:55,610 --> 00:14:58,670 Ew! There's a bug in the pool! 166 00:15:00,130 --> 00:15:01,130 Grosseroo! 167 00:15:01,550 --> 00:15:04,730 Hmm. Sometimes Brandon drinks out of the toilet. 168 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:50,020 to find some decent food. 169 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:52,960 Hmm. The counter. 170 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:54,560 What's up there? 171 00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:57,080 The cookie jar. 172 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:02,600 Auntie! 173 00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:04,720 Who ate all the cookies? 174 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:08,380 Oh, that's right. I did. 175 00:16:09,820 --> 00:16:11,400 Well, what else can I eat? 176 00:16:12,060 --> 00:16:13,700 Maybe I'll make some popcorn. 177 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,060 It's not your fault. 178 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,580 I bring Punky for this. 179 00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:04,400 Yeah, well, don't be too hard on the poor girl. 180 00:17:05,540 --> 00:17:07,140 I gave her fair warning. 181 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:13,339 If she won't take proper care of you, I have no choice but to find someone who 182 00:17:13,339 --> 00:17:14,339 will. 183 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:15,960 What? 184 00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:19,119 My cousin needs a dog. 185 00:17:20,819 --> 00:17:22,339 You stay right there. 186 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,119 I'm going to Finland. 187 00:17:27,849 --> 00:17:29,510 Henry has a cousin in Finland? 188 00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:33,270 He 189 00:17:33,270 --> 00:17:39,970 must 190 00:17:39,970 --> 00:17:43,350 have taken the Concord. 191 00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:46,230 Hello, Brandon. 192 00:17:46,710 --> 00:17:49,210 My name is Lars Warnemont. 193 00:17:49,770 --> 00:17:52,310 I will be your new master. 194 00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:05,170 good sled dog. 195 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:06,250 Sled dog? 196 00:18:08,090 --> 00:18:09,330 Hair is long. 197 00:18:09,850 --> 00:18:13,630 It will protect you when the temperature hits 60 below. 198 00:18:13,970 --> 00:18:15,370 60 below? 199 00:18:16,210 --> 00:18:18,690 Ah, I see you are strong. 200 00:18:19,330 --> 00:18:22,310 You will need strength to fight the wolves. 201 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:16,559 Of course not. 202 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,560 Everyone thinks you're very attractive. 203 00:19:19,220 --> 00:19:21,580 You know, I have a terrible dream. 204 00:19:22,780 --> 00:19:26,960 I dreamt that I was stuck in Brandon's body and Brandon was... 205 00:19:45,390 --> 00:19:46,630 It's all over now. 206 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:53,590 You know, you have to clean a dog's teeth regularly or else they'll get 207 00:19:53,590 --> 00:19:54,590 chivalrous. 208 00:19:55,650 --> 00:19:58,030 Believe me, I know. 209 00:20:02,730 --> 00:20:08,370 You know, Punky, your bad dream may have been my fault. Perhaps the punishment I 210 00:20:08,370 --> 00:20:09,450 gave you was too severe. 211 00:20:10,670 --> 00:20:13,250 Maybe I'll let you go on your boat ride today anyway. 212 00:20:14,090 --> 00:20:15,090 No way. 213 00:20:15,670 --> 00:20:17,810 I'm going to stay here and take care of Brandon. 214 00:20:18,530 --> 00:20:20,250 First, I'm going to give him a bath. 215 00:20:21,090 --> 00:20:22,870 Then, I'm going to get him some better food. 216 00:20:23,170 --> 00:20:25,070 Then, I'm going to vacuum his doghouse. 217 00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:28,610 Then, I'm going to... Well, you have changed your tune, haven't you? 218 00:20:29,410 --> 00:20:30,650 I sure have. 219 00:20:33,910 --> 00:20:35,330 I'm sorry, Brandon. 220 00:20:36,590 --> 00:20:38,090 I've been mean and selfish. 221 00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:42,270 I promise from now on, I'll take better care of you. 222 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:43,800 I love you. 223 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:46,720 I don't want to be you. 224 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,220 But I do love you. 225 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:51,799 Come on. 226 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,000 Let's go and have some breakfast. 227 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,680 Oh, great. I'm starved. 228 00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:57,320 What would you like to eat? 229 00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:00,180 Anything, except dog food. 230 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:05,580 For sure, that's a good one. And I was going to give you mine. 15270