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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,610 --> 00:00:16,390 Maybe the world is blind or just a little unkind. 2 00:00:17,490 --> 00:00:18,530 Don't know. 3 00:00:20,330 --> 00:00:27,230 Seems you can't be sure of anything anymore. 4 00:00:28,790 --> 00:00:29,790 Although. 5 00:01:35,210 --> 00:01:36,089 Be honest. 6 00:01:36,090 --> 00:01:37,090 How do I look? 7 00:01:41,910 --> 00:01:42,910 I'll try again. 8 00:01:44,190 --> 00:01:46,570 Betty, be diplomatic. How do I look? 9 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:54,490 I'm tired of you belittling the benevolent order of buffaloes. 10 00:01:54,870 --> 00:01:56,230 I'm proud to be a Bob. 11 00:01:56,870 --> 00:02:00,590 Well, I'm proud to be a Betty, but I don't walk around with an animal on my 12 00:02:00,590 --> 00:02:01,590 head. 13 00:02:05,580 --> 00:02:08,479 Why have I been summoned, your imperial horniness? 14 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:18,660 Mrs. Johnson, when you regain your composure, we'll discuss the annual 15 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:23,200 fundraiser. Are you going to want me to sell buffalo kisses again? 16 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:27,660 Yes, but this year we'll see if we can get them to pay you. 17 00:02:29,780 --> 00:02:34,020 Actually, we needed a nurse, so I volunteered your services for our blood 18 00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:35,020 pressure station. 19 00:02:35,700 --> 00:02:39,480 Fine. I'm curious to see if you bobs have any blood pressure. 20 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:46,400 Maintain that attitude, and your dance card will be empty at the bison bop. 21 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:49,200 The bison bop? Yes. 22 00:02:49,540 --> 00:02:52,260 That's when we really let down our horns. 23 00:03:11,020 --> 00:03:13,540 Mr. Deaton offers me a ride, I'm walking. 24 00:03:14,140 --> 00:03:15,140 Same here. 25 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:16,760 He shouldn't have been driving. 26 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:18,720 But he's Joey's dad. 27 00:03:19,020 --> 00:03:21,240 And we can't tell an adult what to do. 28 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:23,320 Think it's a federal law. 29 00:03:25,700 --> 00:03:26,720 I'll tell Henry. 30 00:03:28,540 --> 00:03:30,820 He'll know what to do. He's always sensible. 31 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:46,360 Tell her to say that. 32 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,240 No, but I wish to have. 33 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:50,960 Come on, kid. 34 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:52,760 And step carefully. 35 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:54,620 We're in Buffalo country. 36 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:04,860 Henry, there's something really important that I want to talk to you 37 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:09,240 You finally decided to become a junior bisonette. 38 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:13,360 I'm not quite ready for that yet. 39 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:14,840 Oh. Okay. 40 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:17,740 What I have to talk to you about is real important, too. 41 00:04:18,260 --> 00:04:19,260 Stop it. 42 00:04:20,899 --> 00:04:22,280 Hello. Hello. 43 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:24,560 Hi. Henry, old buddy. 44 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:26,720 Put him there, old pal. 45 00:04:27,420 --> 00:04:30,220 Hoof to hoof. Horn to horn. 46 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:32,320 X -Day. Henry A. 47 00:04:33,220 --> 00:04:35,280 Not in front of the uninitiated. 48 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:36,820 Oops. Sorry, kids. 49 00:04:37,660 --> 00:04:40,500 If an elder bison saw us, we could lose our horns. 50 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:44,880 You jumped out. car so fast you forgot your jacket. 51 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:49,620 Punky, did you tell your dad about your ride home today? 52 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:52,580 Uh, I was just going to. 53 00:04:53,020 --> 00:04:54,560 A little crazy, wasn't it? 54 00:04:55,060 --> 00:04:56,060 A little. 55 00:04:56,700 --> 00:05:02,680 Henry, I am breaking in a brand spanking new red convertible. 56 00:05:03,140 --> 00:05:04,820 I couldn't resist letting it out. 57 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:08,120 Will you take me for a spin sometime? 58 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:11,720 What about right now? We could all burn a little rubber around the neighborhood. 59 00:05:13,990 --> 00:05:14,990 No? 60 00:05:16,230 --> 00:05:17,410 Not right now, okay? 61 00:05:18,390 --> 00:05:20,510 No problem. We'll cruise later in the week. 62 00:05:20,770 --> 00:05:23,070 Come on, Joey, you can drive home. 63 00:05:23,290 --> 00:05:23,969 No kidding? 64 00:05:23,970 --> 00:05:25,210 Well, I'll let you honk the horn. 65 00:05:25,730 --> 00:05:27,290 Got you, sir. Got you good. 66 00:05:30,050 --> 00:05:31,450 Isn't he a great guy? 67 00:05:32,470 --> 00:05:34,570 It sounds like you really like him a lot. 68 00:05:34,790 --> 00:05:37,730 Oh, yes. He's young, energetic, full of life. 69 00:05:38,570 --> 00:05:41,150 I'm old, tired, full of prunes. 70 00:05:45,070 --> 00:05:46,930 Mike makes me feel 20 years younger. 71 00:05:47,750 --> 00:05:49,810 Now, what was that you wanted to talk to me about? 72 00:05:50,070 --> 00:05:52,190 Oh, nothing. 73 00:05:52,650 --> 00:05:53,650 Nothing? 74 00:05:53,810 --> 00:05:55,110 You said it was very important. 75 00:05:55,970 --> 00:05:59,330 It is important. It's important that I try on your buffalo hat. 76 00:06:04,570 --> 00:06:05,690 How do I look? 77 00:06:06,970 --> 00:06:10,910 Why, George, that is a silly hat. 78 00:06:18,060 --> 00:06:19,320 He was such a good friend. 79 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:21,940 After he left, I just didn't feel right saying anything. 80 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:23,320 Wise move. 81 00:06:24,420 --> 00:06:26,540 You don't want to get a grown -up mad at you. 82 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:28,320 Especially a drunk one. 83 00:06:29,100 --> 00:06:30,280 Don't worry about Joey. 84 00:06:32,020 --> 00:06:33,960 His dad drives him around all the time. 85 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:42,400 You think I should talk to Joey about this? 86 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:43,900 I don't know, Punky. 87 00:06:44,740 --> 00:06:46,760 Don't worry. I'm pretty good at that, honestly, son. 88 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,880 Remember when I gave our gym teacher a breath mint? 89 00:06:49,540 --> 00:06:53,160 Yeah, she made you do 50 extra sit -ups. Right? 90 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:55,940 But I didn't have to hold my breath while I was doing them. 91 00:06:56,620 --> 00:06:58,360 I still think it's a mistake. 92 00:07:00,540 --> 00:07:03,660 Don't worry, Joey will understand. He's a pervert. Just say no, Club. 93 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:07,620 And if we don't say anything and he gets hurt, it'll be our fault. 94 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:09,940 You're absolutely right. 95 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:11,720 Good luck. 96 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:15,200 Good luck nothing. You're coming with me. 97 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:17,230 Couldn't I just say... No. 98 00:08:04,940 --> 00:08:06,060 talk to you about your dad. 99 00:08:08,540 --> 00:08:09,720 What about my dad? 100 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:14,540 Well, yesterday he was driving kind of funny, and I could smell beer on his 101 00:08:14,540 --> 00:08:15,540 breath. 102 00:08:16,260 --> 00:08:19,760 Grown -ups can drink beer if they want to. It's part of being grown up. 103 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:22,940 Yeah, but you're not supposed to drink and drive. 104 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:26,540 Look, my father knows what he's doing. 105 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:29,240 Besides, who died made you the road warrior. 106 00:08:31,300 --> 00:08:34,220 I just... I thought the drive home yesterday was a little scary. 107 00:08:34,820 --> 00:08:35,960 Sherry, were you scared? 108 00:08:36,580 --> 00:08:38,580 Uh, only when my eyes were open. 109 00:08:40,780 --> 00:08:41,780 You see? 110 00:08:42,020 --> 00:08:45,620 Look for them as goody -two -shoes. You're lucky we gave you a ride at all. 111 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:49,960 I'm not saying anything against your father. I was just worried about you. 112 00:09:06,570 --> 00:09:07,570 I had too much to drink. 113 00:09:53,930 --> 00:09:55,990 I am as dry as the proverbial bone. 114 00:09:56,710 --> 00:09:58,010 What's in the old watering hole? 115 00:09:58,510 --> 00:09:59,790 You got any brewskis? 116 00:10:00,130 --> 00:10:01,790 No, but I have iced teaskis. 117 00:10:03,230 --> 00:10:04,510 You and Grandma Moses. 118 00:10:06,310 --> 00:10:11,190 Mike, I asked you to come over because Punky and Joey have had some kind of a 119 00:10:11,190 --> 00:10:12,730 fight. I know. 120 00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:16,010 Joey won't tell me what it's about, but he is really down on Punky. 121 00:10:16,690 --> 00:10:17,810 Punky wouldn't say either. 122 00:10:18,130 --> 00:10:20,690 And I could tell that it was really bothering her. 123 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:26,220 How about if we pile them into my new convertible tomorrow and drive them out 124 00:10:26,220 --> 00:10:29,380 Six Flags Amusement Park? We'll throw them on a couple of rides, shake them 125 00:10:29,380 --> 00:10:33,160 They'll be friends together again in no time. Oh, that's a good idea. I was 126 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:35,200 going to treat them to an afternoon of puccini. 127 00:10:35,420 --> 00:10:36,420 We'll do that later. 128 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:38,040 Joey loves Italian food. 129 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:41,680 Hi, Punky. 130 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:43,000 Hello, Mr. Deaton. 131 00:10:43,340 --> 00:10:45,000 Put on your party sneakers, kid. 132 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:47,400 We're going to have some fun tomorrow. 133 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:49,360 So long, Henry. Bye, Mike. 134 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:51,520 Party sneakers? 135 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:56,140 Mr. Deaton and I thought it would be really fun to go to Six Flags tomorrow. 136 00:10:57,020 --> 00:10:58,260 Just the two of you? 137 00:10:58,520 --> 00:10:59,520 Of course not. 138 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:01,840 With you and Joey. 139 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:05,720 Mr. Deaton will take us in his new convertible. 140 00:11:06,740 --> 00:11:08,280 I don't know, Henry. 141 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,800 Wouldn't Puccini be more fun? 142 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:17,760 Frankie, when I mentioned Puccini before, you went... 143 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,740 Funky, what is going on here? 144 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:33,080 I'm afraid to be in a car that Mr. Deaton's driving. 145 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,600 Afraid? Why? 146 00:11:37,020 --> 00:11:38,540 Because of the last time. 147 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:41,440 Remember when he drove Cherry and me home from school? 148 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:42,800 Yes. 149 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:46,380 He'd been drinking beer and he drove real crazy. 150 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:47,700 It scared us. 151 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:51,380 Did you actually see him drinking? 152 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:54,320 No. I could smell it. 153 00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:56,690 The way he drove, we could tell. 154 00:11:59,330 --> 00:12:03,990 Frankie, when you accuse people of things, you have to have proof. 155 00:12:05,030 --> 00:12:08,790 The fact that you thought you smelled beer isn't enough. 156 00:12:10,110 --> 00:12:12,650 What you smelled could have been new upholstery. 157 00:12:12,930 --> 00:12:17,690 I know what upholstery smells like. This wasn't upholstery. This was Miller 158 00:12:17,690 --> 00:12:18,690 time. 159 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:27,720 Maybe he was having trouble adjusting to his new car. 160 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:31,520 You don't believe me. 161 00:12:32,860 --> 00:12:35,120 It's not that I don't believe you, Punky. 162 00:12:36,140 --> 00:12:38,960 Couldn't it be possible that you were mistaken? 163 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:41,800 I guess anything's possible. 164 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:43,360 Well, then. 165 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:47,880 I think a good friend deserves the benefit of the doubt. 166 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:12,460 Mike and Joey are going to pick us up any minute. Are you ready to go? 167 00:13:20,660 --> 00:13:22,220 I'm as ready as I'll ever be. 168 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:24,560 Monkey. 169 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:26,100 I made out my will. 170 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,200 I left everything to you and Brian. 171 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:33,480 Sorry, Henry, but he wanted my Madonna tape. 172 00:13:36,420 --> 00:13:37,420 Thank you. 173 00:13:37,770 --> 00:13:38,830 You look ridiculous. 174 00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:42,550 Speaking of ridiculous, what about those knees? 175 00:13:47,090 --> 00:13:49,030 You better wear this. I'll give you some protection. 176 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:54,090 I am not going to wear this, and you are not going to wear that. 177 00:14:22,719 --> 00:14:25,400 Pretty smart of you not to smile all the way over here. You didn't get one bug 178 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:26,400 in your teeth. 179 00:14:28,860 --> 00:14:29,860 Well, that's better. 180 00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:31,560 Okay, now go up there and get Punky. 181 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,100 Do I have to? 182 00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:36,760 Yeah. If you do, I'll let you ride the roller coaster till you throw up. 183 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,340 Gee, thanks, Dad. 184 00:15:19,690 --> 00:15:20,690 How you doing there, fella? 185 00:15:21,310 --> 00:15:22,590 You thirsty? Want a cold brew? 186 00:15:24,710 --> 00:15:25,710 You want the last sip? 187 00:15:33,130 --> 00:15:34,510 Obviously a light beer drinker. 188 00:15:49,230 --> 00:15:50,230 I'm only human. 189 00:15:52,850 --> 00:15:54,250 Sorry it took so long, Mike. 190 00:15:54,590 --> 00:15:56,170 Funky couldn't decide what to wear. 191 00:15:56,930 --> 00:15:57,930 Yeah, women. 192 00:15:58,090 --> 00:16:00,290 You can't live with them and you can't live with them. 193 00:16:01,850 --> 00:16:03,170 Look at that car. 194 00:16:04,650 --> 00:16:05,870 What a beauty. 195 00:16:06,110 --> 00:16:07,110 Isn't it, Funky? 196 00:16:07,690 --> 00:16:09,830 Nice. It's better than nice. 197 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,370 It's the greatest. 198 00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:16,310 Okay, you two happy kids. Jump in the back. 199 00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:17,750 Henry will ride shotgun. 200 00:16:21,130 --> 00:16:22,810 You two can be sawed -off shotguns. 201 00:16:28,010 --> 00:16:30,310 Beer? Yeah, that butt's for you, Henry. 202 00:16:32,010 --> 00:16:34,010 A little earlier for beer, isn't it, Mike? 203 00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:35,750 Sun's up. 204 00:16:59,470 --> 00:17:00,470 I hit the wiper. 205 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:34,400 can jumped right out in front of me. 206 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:39,320 Must have had a suicide pact with the garbage. 207 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,380 Tell him to jump out there and check for damage so we can get going. 208 00:17:46,660 --> 00:17:48,140 You'll be going without us, Mike. 209 00:17:48,420 --> 00:17:49,520 Funky, get out of the car. 210 00:17:49,780 --> 00:17:50,780 Okay, Henry. 211 00:17:52,060 --> 00:17:53,060 What's wrong? 212 00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:56,740 You've been drinking. 213 00:17:57,060 --> 00:17:58,320 You'll sure be behind a wheel. 214 00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:00,140 Hey, hey. 215 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:01,900 Hey, hey, Henry. 216 00:18:02,890 --> 00:18:03,950 I had one beer. 217 00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:06,050 Takes more than one beer to waterlog a buffalo. 218 00:18:08,810 --> 00:18:11,390 Henry, come on. Get back in the car. 219 00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:13,490 We're too good of friends for this kind of bull. 220 00:18:13,690 --> 00:18:14,950 Yes, we are good friends. 221 00:18:15,270 --> 00:18:17,870 And for that reason, I wish you would get out, too. 222 00:18:19,370 --> 00:18:20,370 This is ridiculous. 223 00:18:21,010 --> 00:18:22,470 Come on, Joey. We'll go without him. 224 00:18:23,550 --> 00:18:24,550 Close the door, please. 225 00:18:26,310 --> 00:18:27,310 Henry! 226 00:18:30,030 --> 00:18:31,570 Dad, I'm not going either. 227 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:37,300 Mutiny on the Mustang? 228 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,460 It's just a trash can. 229 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:44,400 It's not the trash can, Dad. You've had too much beer. 230 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,560 All right, sit down, Joey. I'm not fooling around. 231 00:18:48,740 --> 00:18:51,980 I'm sorry, Dad. I don't want to make you angry, but I'm walking home. 232 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:53,800 Okay. 233 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:55,440 Let's ease up. 234 00:18:56,980 --> 00:18:57,980 You want to walk? 235 00:18:58,760 --> 00:18:59,760 Walk. 236 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:28,820 Nothing like an early morning walk with your son to clear your head. 237 00:19:30,540 --> 00:19:31,660 You mind if I park here? 238 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,240 Couldn't be happier about it. 239 00:19:47,580 --> 00:19:48,580 Henry. 240 00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:52,060 I'm sorry. 241 00:19:53,420 --> 00:19:54,420 I'll see you tomorrow. 242 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:56,880 We'll deal with this together. 243 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:29,880 Is he going to be okay? 244 00:20:29,940 --> 00:20:30,940 I think so. 245 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,820 Mike realizes he needs help. 246 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,340 He's lucky to have a good friend like you. 247 00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:37,820 Hmm. 248 00:20:37,860 --> 00:20:38,860 Funky. 249 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:42,080 You did the right thing coming to me about this. 250 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,560 I wish I'd been a little more receptive. 251 00:20:46,180 --> 00:20:52,460 From now on, I want you to feel perfectly free to express your opinion 252 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,880 absolutely anything. 253 00:20:54,580 --> 00:20:56,260 Really? Of course. 254 00:20:57,930 --> 00:21:00,790 Then I think there is something that should be said. What's that? 255 00:21:03,190 --> 00:21:05,110 Burn those shorts. 17646