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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,610 --> 00:00:16,210 Maybe the world is blind or just a little unkind. 2 00:00:17,410 --> 00:00:18,530 Don't know. 3 00:00:20,290 --> 00:00:27,090 Seems you can't be sure of anything anymore. 4 00:00:28,730 --> 00:00:29,730 Although. 5 00:01:37,610 --> 00:01:40,970 Hucky, you're supposed to play the piano, not hurt the piano. 6 00:01:41,350 --> 00:01:44,070 Henry, this is no fun at all. 7 00:01:44,510 --> 00:01:45,870 Yes, it is. It's a lot of fun. 8 00:01:47,730 --> 00:01:53,130 I wanted you to learn the piano, so I rented this baby as a fun surprise for 9 00:01:53,130 --> 00:01:58,570 you. Fun is taking me to Disney World. Fun is getting your picture taken with 10 00:01:58,570 --> 00:01:59,570 Goofy. 11 00:02:01,290 --> 00:02:04,790 Learning to play a musical instrument is something that will last forever. 12 00:02:05,310 --> 00:02:07,370 A picture of Koofy will last forever. 13 00:02:09,870 --> 00:02:14,550 Shall we try the little speedboat one more time, and this time try it lightly? 14 00:02:17,390 --> 00:02:20,890 Shall we split the difference here? 15 00:02:23,490 --> 00:02:24,670 C. C. 16 00:02:24,990 --> 00:02:26,770 C. C what? 17 00:02:27,170 --> 00:02:28,170 The note. 18 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:29,109 Middle C. 19 00:02:29,110 --> 00:02:30,110 You were playing A. 20 00:02:30,190 --> 00:02:31,620 A. A natural. 21 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:33,000 A natural what? 22 00:02:34,100 --> 00:02:37,920 We've been through all this. The notes are named after letters. 23 00:02:38,140 --> 00:02:40,580 C, D, E, F, G. 24 00:02:45,340 --> 00:02:48,920 If this is C, then what's this? 25 00:02:49,180 --> 00:02:50,180 V? 26 00:02:50,780 --> 00:02:54,380 Oh, that's C, too. There are only eight notes on the piano. 27 00:02:54,700 --> 00:02:57,640 Not on this one. I tell them. Just 88 notes. 28 00:02:58,670 --> 00:03:03,370 No, there aren't. There are 88 keys, 8 notes, and several octaves of those same 29 00:03:03,370 --> 00:03:04,370 notes. 30 00:03:04,550 --> 00:03:05,990 Octaves, keys, notes. 31 00:03:07,050 --> 00:03:09,570 Henry, this is too much for me to handle. 32 00:03:11,910 --> 00:03:13,970 Maybe you're right, Punky. 33 00:03:14,650 --> 00:03:16,330 Maybe we ought to call it quits. 34 00:03:16,690 --> 00:03:18,850 Does that mean you're sending back the piano? 35 00:03:19,130 --> 00:03:21,210 No. I'm bringing in a teacher. 36 00:03:22,350 --> 00:03:23,850 Well, lucky me. 37 00:03:47,790 --> 00:03:50,390 What's the matter? You look like you're going to the dentist. 38 00:03:50,770 --> 00:03:53,630 Of course, my new piano teacher's coming today. 39 00:03:53,970 --> 00:03:54,970 What's she like? 40 00:03:55,650 --> 00:03:57,710 Like this teacher comes highly recommended. 41 00:03:58,210 --> 00:03:59,850 Cheapest lessons in Chicago. 42 00:04:04,450 --> 00:04:05,450 She's here. 43 00:04:05,550 --> 00:04:09,550 I bet she's a mean old lady who smells like lilac water. 44 00:04:09,770 --> 00:04:10,770 Yeah. 45 00:04:13,570 --> 00:04:16,709 This is going to be the longest hour of my life. 46 00:04:19,820 --> 00:04:20,820 Hi there. 47 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:23,620 I'm Tony Glenn. 48 00:04:24,340 --> 00:04:26,220 Are you the new piano teacher? 49 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:31,620 Yep. Come in. Let's get started. We've only got an hour. 50 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:36,640 Hi. 51 00:04:38,940 --> 00:04:40,100 Hi, I'm Tony. 52 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:41,640 You sure? 53 00:04:43,940 --> 00:04:46,760 Sorry, don't you have something to do? 54 00:04:54,270 --> 00:04:58,330 Tony, I'm Henry Wannemont, and this is my daughter, Punky. And this is our 55 00:04:58,330 --> 00:04:59,450 piano, Wurzler. 56 00:05:00,350 --> 00:05:02,850 And this is the lesson book we've been using. 57 00:05:04,510 --> 00:05:05,510 Little Speedboat? 58 00:05:06,410 --> 00:05:08,150 In my opinion, that's a little out of date. 59 00:05:08,810 --> 00:05:10,250 What do you mean, out of date? 60 00:05:10,850 --> 00:05:12,230 Little Speedboat is timeless. 61 00:05:12,890 --> 00:05:15,850 Well, it's just that I find children respond to a more contemporary approach. 62 00:05:16,510 --> 00:05:18,650 Punky? Do you like Rick Springfield? 63 00:05:19,330 --> 00:05:20,330 Cindy Lauper? 64 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:21,570 Michael Jackson? 65 00:05:21,630 --> 00:05:24,470 I love all of them. Can you teach me to play their stuff? 66 00:05:24,750 --> 00:05:25,469 You bet. 67 00:05:25,470 --> 00:05:27,930 Just as soon as you learn a few notes and a few basic chords. 68 00:05:28,770 --> 00:05:32,270 Well, I've been down this road before, so I think I'll wait in the kitchen. 69 00:05:33,410 --> 00:05:34,410 Good luck. 70 00:05:36,450 --> 00:05:37,450 You'll need it. 71 00:05:39,010 --> 00:05:40,470 Okay, Punky, let's get started. 72 00:05:41,490 --> 00:05:45,630 Can you already tell me a few things? Like I know, you always start with 73 00:05:45,630 --> 00:05:46,630 C. 74 00:05:48,110 --> 00:05:50,150 You can start with middle C if you want to be boring. 75 00:05:50,470 --> 00:05:51,830 I like to start with Chuck. 76 00:05:54,450 --> 00:05:56,270 Chuck's the main man, the guy in the middle. 77 00:05:57,930 --> 00:05:59,330 And Chuck has four buddies. 78 00:05:59,910 --> 00:06:01,610 Dave, Ed, Fred, and Gus. 79 00:06:05,590 --> 00:06:07,970 D, F, Fred, and Gus? 80 00:06:08,850 --> 00:06:10,710 Oh, I get it. 81 00:06:11,450 --> 00:06:13,850 C, D, E, F, and T. 82 00:06:14,510 --> 00:06:16,710 Okay, now that's hard for them. What about the girls? 83 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:18,680 Girl? What girl? 84 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:20,040 The girl down the street. 85 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:23,480 Claire, Beth, Ann, Gail, and Fran. 86 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:30,080 That's right. 87 00:06:30,540 --> 00:06:32,940 Scott, Dave, Ann, Fran, Scott. 88 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:37,200 Claire, Beth, Ann, Gail, Fran. 89 00:06:37,740 --> 00:06:38,740 I did it! 90 00:06:39,020 --> 00:06:41,900 See? Now once you know where your friends live, there's nothing you can't 91 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:46,180 This is great! I thought I hated the piano, but now I love it. 92 00:06:46,860 --> 00:06:48,460 Guess I just took the right teacher. 93 00:06:49,860 --> 00:06:50,860 Come on, let's try it again. 94 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:52,660 Okay. Shock. 95 00:07:16,300 --> 00:07:18,980 Now I'll call out the names, you play the notes. Go. 96 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:20,660 Ed, Ed, Ed. 97 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:25,260 Again. Ed, Ed, Ed. 98 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,580 Ed, Gus, Chuck, Dave, Ed. 99 00:07:37,300 --> 00:07:39,120 That's Jingle Bells. 100 00:07:39,740 --> 00:07:42,240 I just played Jingle Bells. 101 00:07:43,660 --> 00:07:44,940 How did I do? 102 00:07:45,580 --> 00:07:47,300 Simple. You know where your friends live. 103 00:07:47,940 --> 00:07:52,740 Yeah! You see, Punky, to make a song, all you have to do is visit your friends 104 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:53,719 in a certain order. 105 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:56,440 And sometimes you visit lots of friends at the same time. 106 00:07:56,860 --> 00:07:57,860 Like this. 107 00:08:04,740 --> 00:08:11,500 Oh, I... Baby waterfall, I am... 108 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:18,070 First a boy and then a man, am I? 109 00:08:20,350 --> 00:08:27,290 And you, you're the heart of it all, you're the things I 110 00:08:27,290 --> 00:08:28,810 say and do. 111 00:08:30,730 --> 00:08:35,470 Am I wasting my time hanging around? 112 00:08:36,130 --> 00:08:38,350 You would be gone. 113 00:08:43,789 --> 00:08:50,290 I can't help it Every moment that I think about you 114 00:08:50,290 --> 00:08:55,290 Every day and every night without you I can't survive 115 00:08:55,290 --> 00:09:02,230 Love Take away the lonely days gone 116 00:09:02,230 --> 00:09:08,690 by Making every day for you and I Giving me a chance to go 117 00:09:08,690 --> 00:09:09,890 on believing 118 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:15,100 Girl, you gotta go on believing. 119 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:19,240 Oh, I. 120 00:09:22,140 --> 00:09:24,420 Baby, you're the breath I take. 121 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,660 Coming from the heart in love. 122 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,280 Am I. 123 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:34,440 And you. 124 00:09:36,980 --> 00:09:40,760 You're the start of it all. You're the things I say. 125 00:09:41,210 --> 00:09:42,210 And do. 126 00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:46,310 Am I wasting my time. 127 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:48,490 Hanging around. 128 00:09:48,970 --> 00:09:51,230 You would be gone. 129 00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:57,590 But I can't help it. 130 00:09:59,450 --> 00:10:06,210 Every moment that I think about you. Every day and every night without you. 131 00:10:06,330 --> 00:10:07,830 I can't survive. 132 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:15,200 Love, take away the lonely days gone by. 133 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:18,660 Making every day for you and I. 134 00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:25,600 Giving me a chance to help it, help it. Every moment that I think 135 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:30,480 about you. Every day and every night without you. 136 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:34,780 I can't survive. 137 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:52,480 I heard from a real person. Thank you. 138 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,020 I think. 139 00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:55,680 It's a real pretty song. 140 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:57,740 Is it a big hit? 141 00:10:58,100 --> 00:11:00,660 No, it's something I've been working on. You wrote it? 142 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,880 Yeah. You should make a record. 143 00:11:03,540 --> 00:11:04,940 All my friends would buy it. 144 00:11:05,380 --> 00:11:07,060 Oh, it's my dream to make a record. 145 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:10,720 But the truth is, Punky, I'm not sure my songs are that good. 146 00:11:11,020 --> 00:11:12,360 Well, I am. 147 00:11:13,780 --> 00:11:15,400 You should be a star. 148 00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:18,700 And you're looking at the Brewster's gonna make you one. 149 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:30,580 Look at that piano, Mrs. Johnson. 150 00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:32,300 Okay. 151 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:36,800 Now, what am I looking at? 152 00:11:37,460 --> 00:11:38,600 It's a signpost. 153 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:41,640 It says, Henry Warniamont is old. 154 00:11:41,980 --> 00:11:43,540 Out of it, over the hill. 155 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:46,920 What? To me, it says Warniton. 156 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,200 You don't understand. 157 00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:53,790 I tried to teach Punky to play the piano, and she hated it. 158 00:11:54,130 --> 00:12:00,070 Then Tony Glenn came along and got her all excited about music by discussing 159 00:12:00,070 --> 00:12:01,070 rock groups. 160 00:12:02,070 --> 00:12:04,650 In my day, we didn't have a boy George. 161 00:12:05,110 --> 00:12:06,110 Yes, you did. 162 00:12:06,370 --> 00:12:08,410 He was chopping down a cherry tree. 163 00:12:14,830 --> 00:12:16,070 I'm sorry, Henry. 164 00:12:16,370 --> 00:12:18,530 We're just victims of the generation gap. 165 00:12:19,119 --> 00:12:21,900 Jerry has a whole different mango than I did. 166 00:12:22,340 --> 00:12:25,540 Now when I tell her she's bad, she thinks she's good. 167 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:29,660 I don't know. Sometimes I think I'm too old to be Punky's father. 168 00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:31,300 Don't be silly. 169 00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:35,240 If she thinks I'm out of it now, when she's a teenager, she'll think I've 170 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:36,240 been in it. 171 00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:37,780 Oh, don't worry, Henry. 172 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:40,580 You're too full of it to never been in it. 173 00:13:08,910 --> 00:13:12,030 my new discovery, Mr. Tony Glenn, and I'm Pinky Brewster. 174 00:13:12,310 --> 00:13:13,310 Oh, wow. 175 00:13:13,590 --> 00:13:14,590 You're little. 176 00:13:14,730 --> 00:13:16,430 Are you like a child or what? 177 00:13:17,190 --> 00:13:19,570 I'm not a child. I'm eight years old. 178 00:13:20,670 --> 00:13:22,010 Hey, that's trippy. 179 00:13:22,270 --> 00:13:24,790 Like, you're not even into double -digit numbers yet. 180 00:13:25,490 --> 00:13:28,710 What a totally amazing experience that must be. 181 00:13:31,570 --> 00:13:33,270 We'd like to see Mr. Dell, please. 182 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,390 Oh, far out. 183 00:13:36,460 --> 00:13:37,480 I'll buzz Mr. 184 00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:38,800 Dell and tell him that you're here. 185 00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:41,440 You are here, aren't you? 186 00:13:43,580 --> 00:13:44,580 Some of us are. 187 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,000 Yes? 188 00:13:51,660 --> 00:13:53,020 Sir, a Mr. 189 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:57,380 Tony -to -die Glenn is here with his dynamite little agent, Punky. 190 00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:58,960 Well, send him in. 191 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:20,199 Lonnie Dell. 192 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,360 Tony Glenn. Pleased to meet you. 193 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:22,640 Tony Glenn. 194 00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:24,160 I like it. 195 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:28,300 That's a good handle, and the right name is very important. 196 00:14:28,860 --> 00:14:30,100 Mine's Punky Brewster. 197 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:32,140 Well, how you doing, Punky? What's shaking? 198 00:14:32,540 --> 00:14:34,960 Say, aren't you a little young to be an agent? 199 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:39,500 On the other hand, it means you're plugged in, and I guess that can't hurt, 200 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:44,000 Tony's written a great song, and his voice is smash -a -roo. 201 00:14:44,220 --> 00:14:45,720 Well, fantastic -a -roo. 202 00:14:46,110 --> 00:14:48,390 Seems to me you guys have all the right ingredients. 203 00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:51,010 So tell me, what's your hook? 204 00:14:52,070 --> 00:14:53,070 My what? 205 00:14:53,130 --> 00:14:56,470 Your hook. I mean, your angle. The thing you wow them with. 206 00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:59,890 Do you break your guitar or set your hair on fire or sing underwater? 207 00:15:01,170 --> 00:15:02,170 Basically, 208 00:15:03,350 --> 00:15:05,690 I just write a song and try to sing it as best I can. 209 00:15:06,110 --> 00:15:07,510 Oh, talent. 210 00:15:08,650 --> 00:15:10,030 Well, that's a hook. 211 00:15:10,270 --> 00:15:12,930 By the way, do you play that thing? Because you don't have to, you know. 212 00:15:13,170 --> 00:15:16,950 Sure he plays it. Tony's a music teacher. Oh, wow. 213 00:15:18,030 --> 00:15:19,690 I see the video. 214 00:15:20,270 --> 00:15:23,510 You, a guitar, somewhere. 215 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:26,950 I'm psyched, Tony, baby. Come on. Thrill me. 216 00:15:27,170 --> 00:15:28,170 Let's go. 217 00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:48,920 Am I in you? 218 00:15:51,420 --> 00:15:56,380 You're the heart of it all. You're the things I say and do. 219 00:15:58,220 --> 00:16:03,300 Am I wasting my time hanging around? 220 00:16:03,740 --> 00:16:06,320 You were the God. 221 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:11,560 Oh, Tony, Tony, Tony. 222 00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:13,900 You're dynamite. 223 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,540 I haven't finished yet. 224 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,820 You don't have to. You blew me away. 225 00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:19,980 You moved me. 226 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:23,880 You really liked it? 227 00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:25,460 Liked it? 228 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:29,380 Heather, would you please cancel my recording session with Prince tomorrow? 229 00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:32,260 I've got a guy here who's red hot. 230 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,020 You're canceling Prince? 231 00:16:34,340 --> 00:16:35,680 Prince is yesterday. 232 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,320 Tony Glenn is today. 233 00:16:38,980 --> 00:16:42,280 You hear that, Tony? You're today. I can't believe this. 234 00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:44,600 I dreamt about it, but I never thought it would happen. 235 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:48,180 Tony Glenn, welcome to the Dell Star Table. 236 00:16:48,460 --> 00:16:51,520 We are going to make you a Dell Star Star. 237 00:16:51,780 --> 00:16:56,400 I'm talking about full commitment, promotion, videos, backup singers. 238 00:16:56,760 --> 00:17:01,380 All I want in return is a full commitment from you. 239 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:03,180 You've got it, Mr. Dell. 240 00:17:03,460 --> 00:17:05,720 And $2 ,500 cash. 241 00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:07,760 I beg your pardon? 242 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,099 Wait a minute. We have to pay you? 243 00:17:11,970 --> 00:17:13,910 Yeah, it's SOP. 244 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:15,750 SOP? 245 00:17:15,950 --> 00:17:18,790 Yeah, Standard Operating Procedure, kid. 246 00:17:19,069 --> 00:17:21,050 It's good faith money, you see. 247 00:17:21,510 --> 00:17:25,589 I'll be investing ten times that amount just to get the Tony Glenn ball rolling. 248 00:17:25,869 --> 00:17:27,829 That's a pretty expensive bar. 249 00:17:28,210 --> 00:17:29,710 Hey, smart kid. 250 00:17:30,530 --> 00:17:31,910 That's why I need insurance. 251 00:17:32,710 --> 00:17:35,670 What happens if Tony changes his mind about being a rock star? 252 00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:40,720 Oh, no, I give you my word. I wouldn't change my mind. Oh, Tony, baby, I've 253 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:41,720 burned before. 254 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,480 Once burned, twice shy. 255 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:49,020 Hey, that's a pretty good title. I should give that to Springsteen. 256 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:50,760 I don't know, Mr. Dell. 257 00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,880 $2 ,500 is a lot of money. 258 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:58,460 Hey, I'll chip in with you. I got $8 in my piggy bank, and I can hawk my sticker 259 00:17:58,460 --> 00:17:59,460 collection. 260 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:00,760 Now we're talking. 261 00:18:02,180 --> 00:18:05,620 Mr. Dell, do you really think I have what it takes to make it? 262 00:18:06,060 --> 00:18:11,680 I swear on my mother's grave, you are the best I've ever heard. 263 00:18:20,020 --> 00:18:21,020 Young lady. 264 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:24,500 Did you see a little girl and her music teacher? 265 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:28,000 No, but I can't wait to see Dune. 266 00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:33,060 Perky. 267 00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:35,020 Henry, what are you doing here? 268 00:18:35,310 --> 00:18:38,990 Sherry, tell me what you two are up to. We've got great news, Mr. Warnemont. Mr. 269 00:18:39,090 --> 00:18:42,350 Dell wants you to call one of my phone numbers. Yeah, we're going now to get 270 00:18:42,350 --> 00:18:43,350 $2 ,500. 271 00:18:44,050 --> 00:18:45,050 The what? 272 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,490 You shouldn't be paying him. 273 00:18:46,730 --> 00:18:48,510 Oh, don't worry. It's S .O .P. 274 00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:50,890 Standard Operation Proceeding. 275 00:18:53,630 --> 00:18:54,630 Good fake money. 276 00:18:55,390 --> 00:18:58,710 Yeah, Mr. Dell thought Tony was the best he ever heard. 277 00:18:58,950 --> 00:19:00,370 He doesn't just sign anybody. 278 00:19:02,570 --> 00:19:03,570 I see. 279 00:19:04,990 --> 00:19:05,990 Wait here. 280 00:19:17,050 --> 00:19:18,050 Excuse me. 281 00:19:18,670 --> 00:19:19,950 Hey. Hi. 282 00:19:20,510 --> 00:19:21,510 Hello there. 283 00:19:21,850 --> 00:19:22,910 I'm Lonnie Dell. 284 00:19:23,190 --> 00:19:24,069 That's right. 285 00:19:24,070 --> 00:19:25,310 The Lonnie Dell. 286 00:19:25,970 --> 00:19:27,350 I'm Henry Warnemont. 287 00:19:27,590 --> 00:19:29,710 How you doing, Henry? Mind if I call you Hank? 288 00:19:30,110 --> 00:19:31,110 Yes, very much. 289 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:35,080 Did you produce those gold records? 290 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:39,360 Absolutely. Every record I touch turns to gold. 291 00:19:39,860 --> 00:19:44,380 I keep some of them here, some of them at home, and the rest are on their way 292 00:19:44,380 --> 00:19:45,400 the new Lonnie Dell Museum. 293 00:19:47,380 --> 00:19:48,380 That's impressive. 294 00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:50,840 Perhaps I shouldn't have come here today. 295 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:55,000 A man of your stature wouldn't be interested in a song of mine. 296 00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:56,680 Wait, you write songs? 297 00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:58,700 Yes, and I sing a little. 298 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:01,540 But only in my spare time. 299 00:20:02,190 --> 00:20:03,550 I earn my living as a photographer. 300 00:20:03,890 --> 00:20:10,790 Whoa, wait a minute. I see the video. You, a camera, somewhere on site, on 301 00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:13,230 site. Come on, Henry, baby. Thrill me. 302 00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:18,510 I have no musical accompaniment. You don't need any. You've got a hook. 303 00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:20,190 old. It's different. 304 00:20:21,370 --> 00:20:22,370 Thank you. 305 00:20:23,930 --> 00:20:27,170 Here's a little something I like to call... 306 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,260 Just say cheese. 307 00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:32,520 I love it. Come on. 308 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:39,900 When you're feeling gloomy, won't you listen to me? Just say cheese. 309 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:45,260 Be a happy gal or fella under my umbrella. Just say cheese. 310 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:51,060 And if they start to focus and you're not in focus, just say cheese. 311 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:54,060 Don't say salami. Don't say bananas. 312 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,080 Don't say minestrone. 313 00:20:57,660 --> 00:20:59,340 Say cheese, baby. 314 00:21:00,020 --> 00:21:01,720 Say cheese. 315 00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:08,140 Henry, Henry, Henry. You're dynamite. You blew me away. 316 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,520 You moved me. 317 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:13,780 You like it? 318 00:21:14,020 --> 00:21:14,959 Like it. 319 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:20,180 Henry, I'm going to cancel my recording session with Prince because you are red 320 00:21:20,180 --> 00:21:21,920 hot. Really? 321 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:25,520 Exactly how red hot am I? 322 00:21:25,740 --> 00:21:26,740 Henry. 323 00:21:27,290 --> 00:21:31,790 By the time I'm finished with you, we're going to have the whole country saying 324 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:37,430 cheese. I'm talking about full commitment, promotion, videos, other 325 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:44,790 All I want from you is every cheese song you can come up with and $2 ,500 cash. 326 00:21:47,330 --> 00:21:49,770 Well, I don't know. 327 00:21:50,150 --> 00:21:51,350 That's a lot of money. 328 00:21:51,570 --> 00:21:54,790 Oh, it certainly is. But it's a solid investment. 329 00:21:55,370 --> 00:21:56,450 And Henry... 330 00:21:56,860 --> 00:22:02,340 I swear on my mother's grave, you are the best I've ever heard. 331 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:12,060 Mr. Dell, you're a crook. Henry, please, don't listen to them. I don't even know 332 00:22:12,060 --> 00:22:13,060 who they are. 333 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,880 That happens to be my daughter and her music teacher. 334 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:19,160 Punky Tony, baby. Good to see you. 335 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:23,820 Mr. Dell, you really let us down. You just lie to people and take their money. 336 00:22:25,390 --> 00:22:26,390 That hurts. 337 00:22:27,110 --> 00:22:30,150 Sure, I've taken people's money, but I'm not a liar. 338 00:22:30,490 --> 00:22:35,230 I swear on my mother's grave, I've never told a lie in my life. 339 00:22:36,930 --> 00:22:39,270 Mr. Dell, your mother's on the phone. 340 00:22:41,810 --> 00:22:42,870 Your mother? 341 00:22:43,670 --> 00:22:44,670 That's awful. 342 00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:47,610 They've buried the wrong woman. I've got to run. 343 00:22:51,610 --> 00:22:52,610 What a fraud. 344 00:22:53,390 --> 00:22:54,510 What a lowlife. 345 00:22:54,970 --> 00:22:55,970 What a disappointment. 346 00:22:56,790 --> 00:22:59,770 Hey, thanks a lot, Mr. Warnerman. You just saved me an awful lot of money. 347 00:23:00,150 --> 00:23:01,590 You don't have to thank me, Tony. 348 00:23:02,010 --> 00:23:07,190 However, if you were to offer ten free piano lessons for Punky, you've got it. 349 00:23:08,290 --> 00:23:10,270 Way to go, Henry. You were great. 350 00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:15,350 I wasn't so bad for a guy who's old and out of it. 351 00:23:15,670 --> 00:23:20,750 Henry, you're not old and out of it. You're the smartest, most with it guy I 352 00:23:20,750 --> 00:23:21,750 know. 353 00:23:22,090 --> 00:23:23,090 Thanks, Punky. 354 00:23:23,310 --> 00:23:24,310 Hey, you know what? 355 00:23:24,780 --> 00:23:26,220 Really love the song, Henry, baby. 356 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:29,200 Don't say salami. Don't say bananas. 357 00:23:29,580 --> 00:23:34,100 Don't say menastroni. Say cheese, baby. Say cheese. 24626