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- She was cute.
- No, she wasn't cute.

I think I lost it in
the bathroom, maybe.

- Why do you always
bring home leftovers?

- Well, honey, because
I hate the thought

of leaving food behind.

There are starving people
in the world.

- But you never eat them, baby.

There's like
five Styrofoam containers

in the refrigerator right now.

- Okay, but my intentions
are good.

Don't I get
some credit for that?

- A little.

But you have two days
or I'm throwing them away.

- Okay.

[cellphone rings]

- I was just texting you.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm available.

Okay, I'll come over right now.

Yeah, no...
- We should have gone

to the movies or something.

Or dancing!
Let's go dancing, honey.

It's still so early.

- Why you always
talking about dancing?

We have not been
to a club in years.

- No, not that kind of dancing.

Something different,
like ballroom.

- Ballroom?
- Mm-hmm.

- You've been
watching too much TV.

[laughs]
Plus I got to go, baby.

- Where you going?
- Didn't I tell you?

- No, you didn't tell me.

- I got to pick up
Noah from work.

- Tinker?
Why doesn't he get a car?

- Would you stop
calling him "Tinker"?

- But he's so cute the way he
Tinkers with all those gadgets.

Besides, you used
to call him that.

- When he was 12.

I'm trying to get him
to mature now.

- Well, then, buy him a car.

- I got to go.

- It's Friday night.
It's our date night.

- And we just came back
from a date, honey.

Look, I'll be back in one hour.

Plus you said you
had work to do.

- I don't want to work.
I want to play.

- Time me, time me.

One hour.
- Fine, one hour. Bye. Go.

- Okay, whoa!
- Love you.

This is not my idea
of a Friday night!

[sighs]

♪♪

[sighs]
I can't believe

this is my Friday night,
folding laundry.

[cellphone beeps]

[cellphone beeps]

[cellphone beeps]

[sighs]

Hello?
Hey, are you home right now?

Yeah, I need you to
come over right away.

It's an emergency.

All right, thank you.

[sighs]

[door opens]

- Oh, my God.
Is everything okay?

- Okay, I need you to
check Deon's phone.

- What?

- Well, he left it here,
and it's been buzzing.

I need you to check it.

- Are you serious?

Is this why you begged me
to move across the street,

so you can call me about
crazy stuff like this?

- All right, but this
is not crazy.

He's been acting odd,
going places at night.

Just check it.
- No.

And I'm leaving, Patrice.

Thought it was
something important.

- It is important!
Please!

- Patrice, what has
gotten into you?

- I don't know.
I don't trust him.

- Since when?

- Well, I mean, he's been...

he's been working out,
and he bought new underwear.

- So?

- So, men never buy
new underwear.

They are content to wear
the same old raggedy drawers

until the seams fall apart.

- Patrice, I think
you're exaggerating.

- Well, maybe,
but then again, maybe not.

[sighs]

You know what my mom
always said?

"Don't go looking for trouble,
or you'll find yourself

smack-dead in
the middle of it."

- Yeah? Well, my mom
always said,

"If the devil knocks
on your door,

invite him in and see
what he's up to."

- Your mama didn't say that.

- Here, just check it.

- No.
- Please, I'd do it for you.

Okay, do you remember that time

you had me cruising
by Rodney's house

to see if
his ex-girlfriend was there?

I drove by there
for three hours.

- Patrice, we were children.

- Oh, so, you're saying favors
have an expiration date?

- No, I'm saying
it's your husband,

so you should do it.

- I can't because
that would be snooping.

- And it would be
no different if I did it.

[sighs]

You know, on second thought,
this is ridiculous.

I'm gonna take this thing
upstairs and hide it.

- You saw something.
- No, I didn't.

- Yes, you did.
- No, I didn't.

Patrice, you are a beautiful,
successful pediatrician.

Not many women can say that.

Why are you being
so insecure right now?

- Okay, give me the phone.

- No, Patrice, don't do it.

- Corinne, give it
to me right now!

Stop redirecting.
Let me see.

- You shouldn't do this.

- "Great time last week.

"I know you're a little nervous,
but don't worry.

"I've had plenty of married men.

"It'll be fine.

"Can't wait till next time."

- Patrice, calm down.
You don't know what that means.

- It means I'm gonna
break his legs.

That's what it means.

- Wait, what are you doing?
- I'm replying.

- You can't do that.
She'll tell him.

- Well, not if I pretend
to be him.

"So, how do you
feel about us?"

- No, Patrice,
you can't say that.

- Why not?

- Because it sounds
like a woman.

If you're gonna do this,

you have to say
something like...

[clears throat]

"What's up with us?"

- Okay, yeah, that's good.
- Smooth.

- "What's up with us?"

- You know, I can't believe
you're drawing me

into this circle of mistrust.

- What is the circle
of mistrust?

- You see this circle?

You see it?
- Yeah?

- You know what's in
the center of that circle?

Bam! The serpent

is waiting
to gouge your eyes out.

- What is wrong with you?

- I don't want any part of this.

I trust my man, okay?

- Well, you need to learn
what a real marriage

is all about, okay?
Lies and distrust.

[cellphone beeps]
- Patrice...

- What does it say?

- "See you Monday."

Patrice, don't jump
to conclusions.

You should talk to him.

- Mm-hmm, you're right.
I'm gonna talk to him.

I'm gonna have a nice,
long conversation.

- And erase those texts.

- Mm-hmm, yep.

[sighs]
- Bye.

- Oh, Patrice...

Do you think you can go
to my uncle's funeral

with me tomorrow?

- Where's Lucas gonna be?

- At work.

- Yeah, sure.
I'll go, that's fine.

- Okay, thank you.
- You're welcome.

- I'll talk to you tomorrow.
- Mm-hmm.

- No more texting.
- Yep.

Bye, Corinne.

- No more texting.

- Okay, Mimi.
You little homewrecker.

♪♪

- We cannot have
another late delivery.

If so, we're just gonna have
to hire another manufacturer.

Okay, fine.

All right.
We'll talk Monday.

- Lucas, these colors are off.

- Off how?

- Well, this is a swatch,
and this is a sample.

You tell me how off they are.

What happened?

- I don't know.
I gotta make some calls.

- Lucas, I thought you were
gonna be able to handle

this promotion.

Lucas, suits everyday.

Walk like an executive.
Talk like an executive.

You gotta pull it together.

Let me know if it's
too much for you.

- It's not.

- Well, then, we can't keep
making mistakes like this.

Maybe you need to go over
and visit the plant,

go over and find out
what's happening,

at least until the first run
of the new line comes out.

- Ma, look, I already told you.

I cannot go to
Thailand right now.

Now, me and Corinne, we're
taking these marriage classes,

and we're getting
married in two months.

I cannot travel until
at least after the wedding.

- Lucas, I told you, this is
a bad time for the wedding.

We launch
that new line in a month.

What if something goes wrong?

- Ma, nothing is gonna go wrong.

Okay, nothing else
is gonna go wrong.

- Well, it better not.

And what about
that other business?

Trevor tells me
that you haven't, uh,

returned those papers.

- I actually haven't had
a chance to discuss it

with her yet.

- Well, what are you
waiting for?

Lucas, you cannot
get married to this girl

without her signing that prenup.

- I know, Ma.

- Hmm, you think
I'm gonna give away

half of everything I own

to some country bumpkin
out of Alabama?

- Ma, don't call her that.

And she's from Mississippi.
- Even worse.

- Look, I'm not about
to go into any marriage

with the assumption
that it's bound to end.

- Baby, you may have saved her
from a life of misery,

and she may have hair
hanging down her back,

but don't get it confused.

She's not Rapunzel,
and you two are not guaranteed

to live a life
happily ever after.

This is real life, Lucas.

And this company's
worth millions.

- I know, Ma, I know.

- Well, then, act like you know.

- I'm sorry.
Am I interrupting something?

- No, come on in.

Lucas was just saying
that he needs

to talk to you about something.

Today, Lucas.

- Oh, Elena, I hear
you've been really busy.

- Yeah, well, you know me.
Um, my work is my life.

- Yeah.
- Talk to you two later.

- Okay, bye.

[sighs]
- Hey, babe.

- Your mom is
never gonna like me.

- Oh, don't worry about her.

She like that with everybody.

So, uh, how was the funeral?

- Oh, it was so sad.

I mean, my uncle really
didn't have anyone.

He never got married.

He-he didn't have any children.

He was just a lonely old man.

- Uh, that's your, uh,
mom's brother, right?

- Mm-hmm, yeah.

And after she died...
My mom died...

No one ever went
over there to see him.

You know, I got to see family
I didn't get to see in years.

I really wish you would have
been able to be with me.

- I know.

Speaking of family, um...

You know you about to
become a part of mine.

- I know.

I can't believe the wedding
is in two months.

- Yeah, and my family, they have
these strange traditions.

- Hmm, like
religious traditions?

- Um, no, not really.

- What's this?

- It's a, um,
prenuptial agreement.

- Mm-hmm.

What's this for?

- Oh, it's for you to sign.

I mean, it don't
really mean nothing,

I mean, 'cause me and you,

we gonna be together
forever anyway,

so it's just a formality.

- Yeah, but if we're
gonna be together forever,

then why do we even need to have
this discussion right now?

- Because, babe, we have to.

I mean, it's very important
that the estate is protected.

- The estate?

- Yeah, you know,
when my dad left,

he took half
the business with him,

and me and my mom had
to start over from scratch.

- Yeah, but what does
that have to do with us?

- Baby, this company
is worth a lot of money.

- And?

- And if things ever
got crazy between us...

I mean, which they won't...

It's just a security measure.

And the business manager,
he insisted we get it signed.

- Your business manager?

[scoffs]

Lucas, did your business manager
propose to me?

Did I promise to spend
the rest of my life

with your estate?

No!

- Baby, look, it's just a form.

It don't mean nothing.

[scoffs]

- Do you think I want
your money, Lucas? Huh?

I didn't even know who you
were when we first met.

Okay, I don't care
who your mother is.

- Good, then sign the prenup.
- No, Lucas!

- Why not?
You haven't even looked at it.

You don't know
even what it says.

[scoffs]

- It says, "Lucas promises
to have and hold Corinne

"as long as she promises
not to have an attitude

"with him keeping
his little money."

- Look, baby, it doesn't
really mean that.

Now, it's a really fair deal.

All it basically says is,
if we ever got divorced,

that you get a nice percentage.

- Divorced?

Lucas, you're already
thinking about a divorce.

Okay, that's a problem.

- No, that's a reality.

- Do you trust me?

- This has nothing to do
with trust, okay?

All I'm saying is,

sometimes the people who
love each other the most,

they have the worst fights.

- Yeah, mm-hmm.

Well, you're really about
to see how much I love you.

[sighs]

♪♪

- Thought you were taking a nap.

- And I thought you
were fixing dinner.

- Oh, is it dinnertime?

- Are you all right?

[sighs]
- Yeah, I'm fine.

- Well, you're acting funny.

- I'm... I just...

- Look, is there something
you want to talk to me about?

- Nope.

- You can talk to me
about anything, honey.

- I just haven't
been feeling well.

- Okay, well, I guess
I'll just get dinner started.

- Do you still love me?

[scoffs]

- Why are you asking me that?

- Because I want to know.

- Of course I still love you.

Is there-is there
something going on?

- No, I've just been,
uh, feeling weird.

That's all.

- Well, how am I supposed
to know what's going on

if you don't talk to me, baby?

- You know, I have tickets
to a play on Monday night.

You want to go?

[chuckles]

- I-I would love to go,
but I'm working.

- How late?

- I don't know what time
I'm gonna get off.

- See, I haven't even
given you a time yet.

- Okay, I'm probably gonna get
off at like 10:00, the earliest,

and then I got to help Noah
with his presentation.

- Oh, yeah, right,
the phone-app thingy.

- Yeah, it's a phone
and computer app.

And I would tell you about it,

but I know you don't
like that techie stuff,

and you probably
wouldn't understand anyway.

- Try me.

- It's an app that connects
all your mobile devices

with vocal recognition.

- Sounds interesting.

- It is, and I'll
probably be up with him

all night going over figures.

- Hmm, I bet you will.

- All right.
That's it, okay?

What is going on?

- Nothing.

You know what, though, honey?

Um, I've been craving
fried chicken,

so can you run out
and get me some?

You know, just never mind
about cooking?

- Any kind in particular?

- Nope, just fried.

- Okay, I'll be right back.

- Thank you very much.

[door closes]

♪♪

- Hey, Snoopy, you're
about to get caught.

Charlie Brown is still
in the driveway.

- I wasn't doing anything.

- Yeah, right.
You're as jumpy

as a newborn baby cricket.

- What are you doing here?

I thought you were going out
with Lucas tonight.

- Well, I was,
and then he gave me this.

- This is
a prenuptial agreement.

- He wants me to sign it.

Okay, this is when
you're supposed to say,

"Oh, girl, no, he didn't."

- Okay, nobody
says that anymore.

- Okay, well, I need you
to say whatever it is

you're supposed to say,

'cause I really need you
on my side right now.

- Corinne, I'm not surprised.

- You're not surprised?
- No, he's worth a lot of money.

- No, his tacky
textile-making mommy

is worth a lot of money.

- Either way...
- He just works for her.

- He's worth a lot.

- I didn't even know
he had money

when we first started
dating, remember?

- Yes, I know you didn't.

- And now he wants me to sign
some piece of paper

that says I won't get
any of his money if we divorce.

First of all, why is he even
thinking about divorce already?

- Because it's a reality.

- That's what he said.
- Well, he's right.

[scoffs]
- See?

You drew me into the circle,
and now karma stung me

like a bloodthirsty mosquito.

- What are you talking about?

- You!
You don't trust Deon,

and now Lucas doesn't trust me!

- Oh, so, you're blaming me
for this prenuptial agreement?

Hmm, this is interesting.

- What?
What does it say?

- You didn't read it?

- No!

- It says in case of
a divorce where the reason

is irreconcilable differences,

you get $100,000 for every year

that you were together.

But if the cause of the divorce

is due to infidelity on
your behalf, you get nothing.

- Oh, yeah?
What if he cheats?

Then what do I get?

- An additional $300,000
paid over 2 years.

It's actually a good deal.

- Patrice, that is
not a good deal.

I cannot sign that.

- Listen, if you stay
married forever,

then you found true love.

But if you're divorced
after five years,

then you are up
half a million dollars.

Either way, it's a come-up.

- But he's putting
a price on my love.

- Actually, he's putting
a price on your hate.

- I am not a vengeful person.
You know that.

- Well, sweetheart,
up until now,

you've had no reason to be.

Okay, follow me.

What if you have
two big-headed babies...

and they give you
stretch marks and a pot belly

that doesn't go away no matter
how many sit-ups you do?

- And?

- And you leave work

so you can take care
of these babies.

- Well, actually,
I was thinking about

home-schooling, so...
- Okay, I'm not done.

So, while you're home-schooling
these big-headed baby boys,

he leaves you for
some hot supermodel

who has a perfect body
like you used to have

before those big-headed boys
stretched you far and wide,

and then you have
to move out of the mansion

into a two-bedroom apartment,

and your boys only come
and visit you every two weeks,

and they don't want
to spend summers with you

because they'd rather be
with their rich father

and his pretty little wife
traveling the world.

- I'd kill him.
- Exactly.

So, you see this?

This is a rectangle.
- I see it.

- Do you know what is in
the center of this rectangle?

- What?

- A prenuptial agreement.
Bam!

So, now the question becomes,

♪♪

- Haven't seen you
in a while, bro.

- Hey, between work, home,
man, I've been swamped.

How's Mom?
- She's good.

Should come see her
next weekend, though.

- I can't, anniversary.

- Ah, that's right.
What you got planned?

- You know, she's been
bugging me about dancing,

so I'm gonna surprise her.

- That's nice.

- Would you believe, you know,
she still does not trust me?

- Patrice still snooping
around in your stuff?

- She was.

I mean, the other day,
I purposely closed my e-mail.

I came back, and it was open.

- Look.

Got the perfect thing for you.

- Air freshener?

- See, they might look
like air fresheners,

but really, they're cameras.

See, what you do is

you place these in
certain places in the house

and use your phone as a monitor,

and that way, you can
see who's snooping around

with your stuff.

- And where'd you get these?
- I made them.

There's plenty more
where these came from.

Let me see this.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Tch, tch, tch, tch, tch.

Placing this special
"nosy" app on your phone,

so that way, an alarm goes off

and it'll alert you
and let you know

someone's snooping around
with your things.

It's bluetooth.

- Oh, and I assume
you created that, too?

- Sure did.

Did I mention that
it's bluetooth?

It only works on
certain devices, though.

- You know, you really need
to get out more.

- Whatever.
Check this out.

- So, what's up with that, um,
that girl you said you liked?

- Let's not talk
about that girl.

- Hey, Mr. Deon.

- Hey, Selma.
- Hey, Noah.

I didn't get to mop
the kitchen floor last week,

so I'll start in there.

- Okay.
- Okay.

[sighs]

- So, what's happening
with this girl?

- She doesn't know
I like her yet.

- And why not?

- I haven't told her.

- You know, you need
to leave these gadgets alone

and you need to get out more.

Go to a club or something.

- Not old enough to drink.

- Okay, then.
You in college, right?

Why don't you go to
a fraternity party?

- I don't frat.

- You don't frat?
- No, I don't fraternize.

Get it?
It's a joke, man.

- You know, seriously,
I'm your brother,

and I actually have no idea
what you even like.

- I like karaoke.

- Okay, great.
That's a great start.

Why don't you ask
her out to karaoke?

- Uh, I don't know
how to do that.

- Just look her
directly in the eye

and say, "Would you like
to go to karaoke?"

- It's not that easy, bro.

- Selma?!

- Yes?

- Could you, um,
put down that mop?

- Okay.

- And have a seat, darlin'.
- All right.

- Now, tell me,
what do you think of my bro?

- I think he's nice
and he's smart

and-and smart

and, um...
- Okay.

I get it.
- Yeah, smart.

- Now, Selma, I'm gonna
flirt with you, okay?

It doesn't mean
anything, of course.

I just want to show

my little brother
a little something, okay?

- Okay.

[chuckles]

- Why are you laughing?

Why are you laughing?
- I don't know.

'Cause he's looking at me.

- Women love when a man
gives them direct eye contact.

- Yeah, we do love that.

- It sheds that first layer
of defense.

Then you drop
a little dialogue on them.

Selma, how come we
haven't been out yet?

- I don't know.

- Now, I know
you must have a man,

'cause a woman like you could
not possibly be single.

- Well, as a matter of fact,
I am single.

- Hmm, so, what you
doing Friday night,

or what would you
like to do Friday night

if you could do anything
in the world?

- Hmm.

I'd go to Italy.

[both laugh]

- Well, how about dinner,
Italian?

That's as close to Italy
as I can get you.

- Sounds good.

- So, I'm gonna give
you a call, okay?

- All right.

Can I go back to the kitchen?

- You sure can, doll.
- Okay.

- Bro, you didn't
even compliment her.

- You don't want to come in
with too many compliments, okay?

It makes it seem like
you're trying too hard.

There's two methods
that work without fail.

One, direct eye contact.

Look them right in the eye.
Say, "Do you have a man?

"Would you like to go out?"

The second one is,
you totally ignore them.

- Yeah, I like that one.

- But you must ignore them
with a purpose.

- How so?

- Well, you ignore them,
but then you do subtle,

little things that
you know they like,

and it confuses them.

Then you ignore them some more.

But you keep doing
those little, subtle things.

Next thing you know,
it intrigues them.

Then it interests them.

Next thing you know,
they're asking you out.

- Ooh, I like that one.
I like that one.

- No, that's
way too advanced for you.

You try the direct approach.

You look them right in the eye,

and you ask them out, okay?

Now stand up.

[sighs]
Make like I'm the girl.

You're gonna ask me out.

- So, um...

- What are you doing,

and what are you
even looking at?

[sighs]
Move back, get a little space.

Okay.

- All right, um...

I really like you, and,
uh, I hope you like me, too,

'cause I like to eat
and I like...

- Are you "hooked on phonics"?

[groans]
Would you talk normal?

- I get tongue-tied, bro.
- Gosh.

You know, I'm sorry.

I had no idea
how bad this even was.

I mean, I feel like
I failed you as a brother.

Look, you need to be
going out on date

after date after date.

- But I don't want
to be out there.

I like being in
the computer lab.

- Look, the only way you gonna
get a girl in the computer lab

is if you build one yourself.

- Well, actually, I have
been working on...

- Look, I don't even want
to hear about that, okay?

This is not "Weird Science".

You have three things
to do this month.

One, go out on a date.

Two, go out on another date.

Three, go out on another date.

You hear me? I'm serious.
- Okay.

- Every girl I see,
no matter where she's at,

in church or in the store,

I want her to say,
"I went out with your brother."

- Okay, I'll try.

- Okay, I'm gonna take
this air freshener upstairs

before Patrice gets home.
- All right.

- I'm not gonna fail you
on this, trust me.

- Okay.

- You got a family reputation
to uphold here.

Okay?
- Yeah, yeah, okay.

- Come on!
- All right, just go upstairs.

[grunts]
- Yeah.

♪♪

- Where is he?

[door closes]

I can't believe he was
messing around in your house.

- Yeah, well, I saw him
flirting with her.

They were right in here,
and her car is still here,

so where are they?

- No.

He wouldn't do that.

- See, I was really hoping

that my marriage
wouldn't end like this.

- You know, infidelity ends
a lot of marriages.

- Not infidelity,
sweetheart, murder.

[cellphone beeps]

Oh! See?
That's probably Mimi.

I'm gonna end this right now.

[alarm sounds]
- Aah! What is that noise?

Oh, my God.

- It worked, it worked!

- Oh, so you, you are fired.

- What?!

- Oh, see, I get it.

Because you're coming from
two different directions,

I'm supposed to believe
that nothing is going on here?

- She heard you
ask her out on a date.

- No, no, no, that-that's
a misunderstanding.

- You've been
messing with Selma!

- What? Are you crazy?

No, I have not!

- Deon, I heard you.
I was at the door.

- Then why didn't you
just come in?

- Because she came
to get me for backup.

- Look, I was trying
to show my brother

how to ask a woman out
for a date.

- Ugh!
- Really, he was.

- And you, what is
that look on your face?

- I'm just glad
my "nosy" app worked.

Sorry you got caught
snooping, though.

- Oh, so you, you set me up?

- Miss Patrice, I would
never do what you're suggesting.

- Okay, who is Mimi?

- What?

- I mean, it's all
out there now.

We might as well find out
who the real homewrecker is.

- Corinne, bye.

Patrice, upstairs.

Selma, would you mind
taking my brother home?

- Yeah.

Just got to get my stuff.
- Bye, Corinne.

- Okay, I'm ready.

- Hey, um...

Oh, s-sorry.

- Okay, are you okay?
Are you ready?

- Um, where would you
like to go sometimes?

- Hmm?
I'm confused.

- I like your hair.
Is it real?

- Yeah.
What are you doing?

Oh! You practicing!

Okay, yeah, we'll do it
more in the car.

Um, but let me tell you,

don't ask a woman
if her hair is real.

It's rude.

- I wasn't practicing.

I really do think you're pretty.

♪♪

[telephone ringing in distance]

- Are you finally
ready to apologize?

Oh.

Elena, I didn't expect
to see you here.

I thought Lucas was here.

His secretary told me
to come back.

- That's because I need
to speak with you.

Have a seat.

- Is this about
the wedding dress?

Because I know
that you wanted me

to pick something out
from the showroom,

but my aunt already made it,
so maybe we can get

the honeymoon dress
from back there.

- Sweetie, we can talk
about dresses later.

I want to speak to you
about my son,

my only child,
whom I care for dearly.

- I care about him, too.

- Then why haven't you signed
that prenuptial agreement?

[sighs]
- Elena, look,

I-I just don't think
that you should go

into a marriage
preparing for a divorce.

- Corinne, you have it
all wrong.

- How so?

- I don't wish
divorce on anyone.

But my son is very young.

And although he's very mature,
he's a lot like his father.

And if for some reason
he should happen to slip up

and the marriage ends
prematurely,

the prenuptial agreement
guarantees

that you get some money.

And that way, you don't
have to go to court

and fight over how much
you're gonna get.

You'll know.

That way, you guys
can just split up

and you can go
your separate ways.

- You're already
planning our divorce?

- Of course not.

But Lucas is not gonna marry you

unless you sign
that prenuptial agreement,

and it's as simple as that.

And, Corinne, if you
don't sign it,

it just proves that you were
after his money after all.

- No, Elena, that proves
nothing, okay?

I love Lucas for who he is.

- Well, then, why don't
you sign the prenup?

- Because I read it,

and it said that I get
$100,000 per year

we're married if something
were to happen.

I don't see how you can
put a price on my love.

- That's what I'm talking about.

You're ready to negotiate.

- I don't want to negotiate.

- Oh, sure, you do.
Everyone wants to negotiate.

Listen, Corinne, I know you're
not as sweet and naive

as Lucas thinks you are.

And you can play that little
game with him, but not with me.

I'm a woman, and I know
how women think.

So, what number were
you thinking about?

- My God, I wasn't
thinking of a number!

- $150,000?
- Elena...

- $200,000? $250,000?
- Elena, Elena, please stop it!

You cannot put a value
on what we have.

It is priceless.

- Mastercard moments
are priceless.

This is real life, Corinne.

- Well, I think I'll have
this conversation with Lucas.

- What conversation?

Okay, not everybody
jump at once.

- Hi, sweetie.

How was your meeting
this morning?

You're back early.
- Oh, it was fine.

Hey, baby.
What are you doing here?

- Oh, me and your mother were
just discussing the wedding.

We're talking about
the options for dresses.

- Hmm, really?

- Oh, yeah.
It's whatever Corinne wants.

Listen, have Hannah
pull some samples

and, uh, just choose
what you want.

I'll talk to you later.

Oh, and, uh, Corinne?

Pleasure, as usual.

- Are you all right?

Did my mama say
something to you?

- Look...
[sighs]

Lucas, I know you and
your mother are extremely close,

but that woman
does not care for me.

- Baby, what did she say?

- Okay, well,
it's not what she says.

It's more how she says it.

I need to know that you're
gonna be able to stand up for me

if I need you to.

- Baby, of course
I'll stand up for you.

I love you.

And, listen, my mom,

she is just all bark
and no bite, trust me.

- Don't forget about
the foaming at the mouth.

- Just tell me
what happened, please.

[sighs]

- We need to talk
about this prenup.

- Oh, God.
Did she bring that up?

- Lucas, I am not marrying
your mother or this business.

I'm marrying you.

I don't see
why it's so important

to decide on a number
if we eventually break up.

- Baby, listen,
when my dad left,

it devastated us.

I mean, he turned into
a completely different person.

People change during divorce.

- I know, Lucas.

What your dad did
was really awful.

But just because I sign
that agreement doesn't mean

that one of us won't change
if we get hurt.

We're human, Lucas.

- I know, and that's
what I'm saying.

Why are you so against this?

- Well, because I see
that you don't trust me,

and that just kind of hurts.

[sighs]

- Baby, I'm so sorry
that you see it that way.

[scoffs]

So, what happens now?

- Well, I don't know.

I know I don't feel comfortable
signing that agreement.

And your mother made it
very clear

that you won't marry me
unless I sign it.

- Wait, did she say that?

Listen, my mother
does not control me.

- Yeah, but she controls
your career and your money.

- Yeah, but not
my personal life.

- I'm glad to know I fit
into 1/3 of what's left.

- Listen, I will talk
to my mother, okay?

But what about us?

- Do you trust me, Lucas?

- Yes, as much
as I trust anyone.

[scoffs]

- That is really not
good enough.

- Corinne, wait.

[sighs]

Yes, can you come to
my office, please?

♪♪

- Yes, my son?

- Mom, you had no right
telling Corinne

that I wouldn't marry her
if she didn't sign the prenup.

- But it's true.

- Look, I want her to sign it.

But if she doesn't...
- "But if she doesn't"?

That's not an option.

Lucas, we've been down
this road before.

You're the heir to millions.

I'm not gonna let you throw
all of this away on emotion.

- Look, Ma, I need you to
stay out of it right now.

I just need to talk to her.

- Baby, if she doesn't
sign this prenup,

it just means it proves
what I thought,

she's trying to cash in.

- You don't know that.

- Well, I know this.

If you marry Corinne without
her signing that prenup,

I'll make sure that
the Board and not you

get controlling stakes
in this company.

This business will
continue to flourish

whether you're
running it or not.

♪♪

- Why didn't you call me
when you got off of work?

- Look, don't start up
with me, Patrice.

- I just want to know why
you didn't answer your phone.

- Because I was afraid
I might say something

that I might regret.

- Whatever.

- You're something else.

Tell me something.
Do I treat you bad?

- No.

- Then why are you
always assuming

that I'm doing something?

- I don't know,
because you're a man.

- Yes, and I'm a good man.

But I feel as though
if you're gonna accuse me

of doing something all the time,

I might as well go on
out there and just do it.

- Well, you know
something, Deon?

You're always out,
so how do I know

that you're not being tempted?

- Have you ever heard
of the word "trust"?

- Women are constantly
flirting with you.

- Look, I can't
control what women do,

and neither can you.

But it's been
me and you, Patrice,

now, and it's always
going to be.

And you need to
have faith in that.

And you need to stop
going through my things!

If you have a problem with me,

why can't you just talk to me?

- I try to talk to you,

and you just blow me off
like I'm nagging you.

- Because you are nagging me!

Instead of telling me
just one time,

you got to tell me
something 10 times

like I'm a child!

I get it the first time!

- Well, you don't act like it.

- Well, what do you expect me
to do, just get up

and act like I'm a robot
and do it immediately?

No! I get it!

And I'm always working on that.

- Fine. I will stop
telling you stuff.

[scoffs]

- Have I given you a reason
not to trust me?

- You were with Lisa
when we first got together.

You left her for me,

so how am I to know that
you're not gonna leave me

for somebody else?

- I wasn't married to Lisa.

And you need to
just have faith, okay?

- No, that's not okay,

and it's not good enough.

You're out all the time.

When your phone rings,

you go into the other room
to answer it.

You get text messages
from women I don't know.

Come on!

You have to know
that your behavior

has a direct correlation
on my feelings,

and this is
the exact same habits

that you had when
we first got together.

- So, what, you mean to tell me

you haven't trusted me
the whole four years

we've been married?
- No! I mean...

yes, but...
- No, which one is it?

- Deon, you know that my father
cheated on my mother

their entire marriage

and she acted like
she didn't see it.

Well, I'm not her.

- And I'm not him.

- Then why didn't you answer me
when I asked you who Mimi is?

- I did.

I told you she is
someone that I work with.

- Deon, you have never
mentioned her before.

I know all the women
that you work with.

- Patrice, I'm not
cheating on you.

- Okay, then call her.

- What?
I'm not calling her.

- Why not?

- Because you just need
to believe me, that's why!

- Well, I don't.

There, I said it out loud, okay?

And the fact that
you won't call her,

it just proves to me
that there is something.

- No, it proves to me
that you need help.

That's what it proves.

- I don't need help.

What I need is a husband
who's faithful.

- Faithful?

[scoffs]
I'm not faithful?

Okay, I'm not...
All right.

- And you need to stop
slamming doors!

♪♪

- Since you don't trust me,

I don't even know why
I've been working so hard

to give you a gift
you don't even deserve.

- What is this?

- Read it!

[sighs]
- It's a dance-class schedule.

- How many times have you
asked me to go dancing?

- I don't know.
- Let's just say 20, okay?

I've been taking salsa classes.

I wanted to surprise you
for our anniversary.

Mimi? That's
my dance instructor.

- You're gonna take me dancing?

- I was.

- Honey, I'm sorry, okay?

I-I'm sorry that I accused
you of cheating with Mimi,

and I'm-I'm sorry
that I accused you

of cheating with Selma.

- How could you even think
I would do such a thing?

- I don't know, you know?

You're right, okay?

I should have just come
and talked to you.

I shouldn't have
jumped to conclusions.

I shouldn't have gone
through your phone.

I knew it was wrong
when I was doing it.

I just... I became obsessed
with the thought

that you were cheating on me.

- So, now you know the truth.

I have no reason
to cheat on you.

- Okay.
And once again,

I'm sorry.

- It just makes me
so mad to think

that you don't trust me.

- Honey, I'm sorry, okay?

Really, please forgive me.

I'm gonna work on my issues.

Come here.

- So, we cool now?

You know who Mimi is?

- Yes.

And I know that
I'm the only woman

that you've been with
since we've been married.

- You're the only woman
that I've been with

since we started dating.

And I'm the only man
you've been with, so...

Right?

Patrice?

- It was before we were married.

- How much more before
we were married?

- Six months.

- We were engaged for a year.

- I know.

- So, you cheated on me
while we were engaged?

- Sweetheart, it was just my ex.

He wanted to get back
together with me, and I...

- So, this whole time

you've been accusing me
of cheating,

you were just torturing me

because of
your own guilty conscience?

- I guess so.

- Why would you even
tell me this now?

What am I supposed to do
with this information?

- I don't know, okay?

You never asked me if I've
ever been with anyone else.

- I didn't think I had to.

- Okay, I know.

And when you asked me this time,
I didn't want to lie, okay?

I just wanted to start
from a clean slate.

I'm sorry, and I...

It was just the one time,

and I promise that I'm gonna
trust you from now on.

- You're gonna trust me?

[chuckles]
You gonna trust me?

I should be the one
not trusting you!

- Deon, I didn't lie
to you, okay?

I just didn't tell you.

And I'm sorry.

And I promise it was
just the one time.

- Look, I can't even deal
with you right now, okay?

- Where are you going?

- Out, okay?

And don't wait up for me,

'cause I don't know
when I'm coming back!

- Deon, please don't leave.

Deon!

♪♪

- I can't believe you cheated.

- Yeah, well, I can't
believe you're gonna

walk away from Lucas.

- Do you think I should
sign the prenup?

I mean, I don't want
to marry a man who thinks

I'm gonna rip him off.

- Corinne, it's not your fault
that he thinks that way.

I mean, look at all the women
who set up men for their money.

- Yeah, but I don't act like
those money-hungry women.

- Well, I'm sure they don't act
money-hungry in the beginning,

but it happens all the time.

Maybe if you sign it,
he won't see you that way.

- Yeah, but I want him
to see me that way

without having
to sign the agreement.

- Well, it doesn't
work like that.

In a marriage, there is
always a compromise.

- Well, I don't like it.

- Well, then, maybe you
should just stay single.

- I don't want to be single
for the rest of my life.

- Okay, so, then maybe you wait

until a nice,
broke guy comes along.

And instead of him
asking you to sign a prenup,

he asks you to co-sign
his loan application.

Would you prefer that?

- My gosh, you are so extreme.

I'll stop complaining.

- What if Deon
doesn't come home?

- He'll come back.

- Corinne, he was really angry.

- You cheated on him.

I can't believe you did that.

And I can't believe
you kept it from me.

- Well, I mean, you know,
I was ashamed of my behavior.

I didn't expect things
to happen.

It just... happened.

- You sound like a man.

- Okay, so...

What if it didn't just "happen"?

What if I planned it?

I didn't tell Deon this,
but I called him.

You know, I went over there
with the intention

of something happening.

I didn't know what,
but the intention was there.

- Oh, intentions are bad.
What is wrong with you?

- I don't know, okay?

I wanted to make sure
that Deon was the right one.

I wanted to make sure that
I wouldn't miss being single.

It was stupid.

- Telling him was stupid.

- So, you think I shouldn't
have said anything?

- Hmm, I don't know.

I mean, that's a tough one.

Do you tell your spouse
about your past

if you know it's gonna
ruin your future?

- Well, I always think
it's best to be honest.

- It's best to be honest
when it happens.

Sometimes it's best to
leave things in the past.

[sighs]

- Maybe you're right.

- Yeah, I am right,

which is why you need
to get it together.

Help me solve my problems.

[groans]

- What am I gonna do
about Lucas?

- You're gonna sign it.

♪♪

[knock on door]

- I'll get it.
- Thank you.

- Coming, coming, coming,
coming, coming.

- Hey, Corinne.
- Hey, Noah.

- Hey, Patrice.

Are you still mad at me?

Um, don't be mad.
I have great news.

Um... where's Deon?

- Wait, he's not
staying with you?

I thought he was with you guys.

- I haven't seen him
since the other night.

- Corinne, where is he staying?

- Don't start, Patrice.
He's probably in a hotel.

What's your news?

- I got the call from Kilgore,

and they're buying the app!

- Aah! Oh, my God!

Oh, Tinker!
That's awesome!

- What's happening?
What-What app?

- Um, okay.
Well, Tinker created

this, um, phone-computer app.

I don't know.
Let him tell you.

- Well...
- You can spare me the details.

Are you getting a lot of money?

- A whole lot of money.

- Okay, well, when you
meet a girl

and you want to marry her,

don't ask her to sign a prenup,

because it's rude
and disrespectful.

- Okay, ignore her.

Sweetheart, congratulations!

- Thanks, thanks.

Um, but I do need your help.

- What do you need?

- There's this girl I like,
but she doesn't know I like her.

- Okay, well, you should
just tell her.

- She doesn't look
at me like that, so...

- Well, of course she doesn't.
Look at you.

I didn't mean it in a bad way.

I'm just saying,
if you want to get a girl,

you're gonna have
to fix yourself up.

- You think I need new clothes?

- New clothes,
new shoes, new hair.

[sighs]

- And stop wearing
those silly hats.

Girls want to see your face.

- Well, I need these glasses,
and I like my hat, so...

- Okay, well, maybe, sweetheart,

you can update them.

- Think that'll work?

- Well, it couldn't hurt.

- Would you help me?

- Oh...
[clicks tongue]

Honey, I-I can't.

You know, I have
too much on my plate.

But Corinne here would
be happy to help you.

- Would you help me, Corinne?

- Yes, it would definitely get
my mind off Lucas right now.

- Yes, thanks!
- Love to.

[chuckles]

What are you doing right now?

- Nothing.
- Let's go.

- Now?
- Yes, right now.

Come on.
- It's gonna be fun.

- See you, Patrice.

- Congratulations, Tinker.

I'm proud of you.

[sighs]

Hi, Deon.

It's me, sweetheart.

I haven't heard
from you all day,

and, um, I was just wondering
if you were coming home soon.

I miss you.

♪♪

- Hmm.

That one.

- I don't think any of these
are really my style.

- Noah, are you serious?

- Yeah, I mean...

- You look like
a tacky little nerd.

No woman is ever gonna
be able to get past

all these layers of geek

to see how cute and brilliant
you really are.

- But shouldn't I want
to be with someone

who wants to be with me
for who I am?

- Absolutely not.
- No?

- No, Noah, listen.

What I'm saying is
your personality will keep her,

but your representative
has to reel her in.

And right now,
your representative

looks like you should be
holding a sign that says,

"Will work for food."
- Oh, wow.

- Is that what you want?

- Hey, I like that hat.

- Noah!

No.

Let go and let God

and a little bit of me
help you out.

- ♪ I know a place
where we will cry ♪

♪ but He'll wipe
the tears from our eyes ♪

♪ all our fears
will be all right ♪

♪ because only in him
are we alive ♪

♪ oh and I ♪

♪ I know a place ♪

♪ when you reach
the end of the road ♪

♪ you can't carry
the weight on your own ♪

♪ Jesus will lift the weight
from your soul ♪

♪ let go ♪

♪ look at his accomplishments
and perfect sacrifice ♪

♪ to appease God's wrath ♪

♪ to worship him is right ♪

♪ there is no other way
they're all lyin' ♪

♪ God sent his son
and his son died ♪

♪ put your idols to the fire
let 'em burn ♪

♪ Christ resurrected
and he will return ♪

♪ God wrote the story
put himself in it ♪

♪ now you and him can meet
is the way that he intends it ♪

♪ so if you're
lookin' for a place ♪

♪ that can take away
the hurtin' ♪

♪ lookin' for a place before
your situation worsens ♪

♪ lookin' for a place where
the freedom is for certain ♪

♪ lookin' for escape
'cause the enemy is lurkin' ♪

♪ ooh yeah ♪

♪ should you join
another church ♪

♪ maybe you are
sick and tired of searchin' ♪

♪ 'cause it seems like
nothin' is workin' ♪

♪ I'm here to tell you that
the place is in a person ♪

♪ I know a place
where we will cry ♪

♪ but He'll wipe
the tears from our eyes ♪

♪ all our fears
will be all right ♪

♪ because only in him
are we alive ♪

♪ oh and I ♪

♪ I know a place ♪

♪ He's the son of God
the father confirmed

♪ at his baptism
I'm prayin' that you turn ♪

♪ turn around ♪

♪ you can have
a brand-new position ♪

♪ in Christ forgiven ♪

♪ he is everything you need ♪

♪ love joy hope peace ♪

♪ come rest come rest ♪

♪ in him in him ♪

♪ let go let go ♪

♪ amen I know a place ♪

♪ where we will cry ♪

♪ but He'll wipe
the tears from our eyes ♪

♪ all our fears
will be all right ♪

♪ because only in him
are we alive ♪

♪ oh and I ♪

♪ I know a place ♪

♪ when you reach
the end of the road ♪

♪ you can't carry
the weight on your own ♪

♪ Jesus will lift
the weight from your soul ♪

♪ let go ♪

♪ I'm letting go ♪

♪ letting go ♪

♪ I'm letting go ♪

♪ I'm letting go letting go ♪

♪ letting go ♪

♪ I can't do it on my own ♪

♪ I'm letting go ♪

♪ he's on the throne ♪

♪ neither can you
on the throne ♪

♪ let go let go ♪

♪ on the throne
he's on the throne ♪

♪ he's on the throne ♪

♪ on the throne on the throne ♪

♪ he's on the throne ♪

♪ be free ♪

♪♪

[telephone rings]

- Phoebe!

- Elena!

- Oh, my goodness.

I've missed you!

- Oh, I missed you, too, Elena.

- Listen, listen.
So, are you back for good?

- I don't know, maybe.

I mean, I love working
in Paris, of course,

and it was great for my career,

but I kind of just
miss my family.

- I know, well, we're glad
to have you back.

- Thanks.

Hey, um... you know, although
Lucas and I didn't work out,

I was kind of hoping
I could still do

the fall fashion show.

- Absolutely, absolutely.

- Great.

- You know, Lucas
isn't married yet,

and you never know.

Might still be sparks.

[laughs]
- Really?

You think so?

- Well, I certainly hope so.

But at any rate,
I'm glad that you're back.

And listen, I haven't started
booking any models yet,

so I'll-I'll sign you in, okay?

- Okay, thanks, Elena.
- Okay.

- Oh, look!

I did this photo spread
with Pierre Moreau.

- Oh, Pierre! Oh, my God.
- Yes.

- He's one of my favorites.

- Mine too.
How fabulous are these?

- Listen, he was
always good at this.

He was the absolute best.
- I love this one.

- Um, excuse me, this is
still my office, isn't it?

- Hi, baby.

- Hey, Phoebe.

What you doing here?

- I came to see you.

- Isn't that nice, Lucas?
She came to see you.

- Uh, Mom, could you
excuse us a second, please?

- Oh, sure, sure.

Absolutely.

And, Phoebe, it's good
to see you again.

- You too.
- All right.

And you look amazing!

- Thanks, Elena.
- Talk later, okay?

- Okay.

- Doesn't she look amazing?

- Well...

You look good.

- Thanks.

So, um, why are you here again?

- Well, I just got
back from Paris,

and, um, of course, I wanted
to let your mom know

that I'm available for work.

- Oh, okay, so...

why are you in my office?

- Well, I wanted to see you.

You know, Lucas...

I miss you.

- Phoebe, we haven't
talked in like three years.

- So, does that mean
you miss me, too?

- Not at all.

[scoffs]
- Really?

You don't miss
anything about me?

- Phoebe, look, you look good,

but... I moved on.

[scoffs]
- You moved on?

Let me see.

[gasps]
Oh, look, no ring.

So, listen, how about this?

I say me and you go to dinner,

have a couple drinks,

and if there's nothing there,
then I'll move on.

[sighs]

- Phoebe, you moved on
when you went to Paris.

- Lucas, I had to work.

Now, look, Lucas,
I know you make

more than enough money
to take care of me,

but you know me.

I don't want anybody
to take care of me.

Now I make enough money
to take care of both of us.

- Uh, what do we have here?

- Hey, hey, baby.

- Phoebe.
- Oh, Phoebe,

the infamous supermodel.
I've heard a lot about you.

[chuckles]
- And you are?

- Uh, this is, um...

- "Um"?
- Look, b-baby,

I know this looks weird.
Trust me.

But I didn't even know
Phoebe was back in town.

- Hmm, no, no.

I know looks can be deceiving,

but I think this is
exactly what it looks like.

- Yeah, a-and I don't, um...

I don't know what was going on.

- Shh, Lucas.

Now, the situation can play out
one of two ways right now.

I could storm out of here,
accuse you of cheating,

and run home
and cry myself to sleep,

or it could play out like this.

Phoebe...

I'm sure you realize
that Lucas is a good man,

and I know you know now
more than ever

that he's not yours.

[laughs]

But, Lucas, there are
some things

that I just won't accept
from my loved ones.

Dishonesty, infidelity,
and humiliation.

Now, I realize that
there's always gonna be

some long-legged beauty
in your face,

but don't you ever
get so mesmerized

by the woman in your ear

that you forget about
the one that's in your heart.

If you're gonna be with me,

my name always better be
on the tip of your tongue.

Oh, Phoebe...

I'm Corinne, his fiancée.

[laughs]

- Rawr!

She's a little spunky one,
isn't she?

- Yes, she is.

- So, anyway, um...
dinner?

Is tonight good for you?

- Oh, um, actually, no.

Tonight is not good.
No dinner.

Um, Phoebe, you look good.

You look real good.

And you can do whatever
you want to do with my mom.

But me and you?
We're done.

So, if you'll excuse me,
um, I got to get back to work.

[chuckles]

Oh, yeah.
You can go now.

[sighs]
Call this.

Hello, yeah, I'm calling
to check on an order.

Okay.

♪♪

- Lucas.

I just saw Phoebe leave.

She looked upset.
What'd you say to her?

- That's none of
your business, Ma.

- What?

- Ma, listen,

I never thought
I'd say this to you,

but now that I'm grown,
I'm really starting to see

why dad had such
a problem being with you.

- You're out of line, Lucas.

- Then that makes two of us.

- You will not talk
to me like that.

- Look, Ma, I mean
no disrespect.

Now, listen, I love you,
but I'm not 10 years old.

And I love my position here.

But if you ever
use that against me,

you won't have to fire me.
I'll walk away,

because no job
is worth my dignity.

- Lucas, I'm just
looking out for you.

- No, Ma, you're
looking out for yourself.

- I just don't want you
making anymore mistakes.

You just don't understand.

- Ma, I understand that I'm
a direct reflection of you.

So, if I'm so messed up,

then you must not think
a lot about yourself.

- Lucas...

I just want you to make
the right decisions in life.

You only have one time
to get it right.

- Ma, I'm so glad God
does not think like you.

♪♪

[knock on door]

- Coming!

[sighs]

Lucas, what are you doing here?

- I was hoping
Corinne was over here.

She ain't at home, and I've
been calling her phone

and she hasn't answered all day.

- Well, I haven't
talked to her today.

Come on in.

So, is everything okay?

You want something to drink?

- No, I'm good.

- What happened?

- Corinne came by
the office today

and... saw me with Phoebe.

- Phoebe?

Oh, that Phoebe.

Lucas, how could you do that?

- I didn't.

Look, Phoebe came by
to ask me out,

and before I got
to tell her about Corinne,

she walked in.

- Oh, God, she must
have been devastated.

Was she crying?
I should call her.

- Nah, actually, it was
the total opposite.

She told me I need
to get it together,

told me she wasn't about
to tolerate no disrespect.

- Really?
- Yeah.

I ain't never seen her
like that before.

- Well, maybe she was
in a state of hysteria.

- No, she was actually
very lucid.

- That's interesting.

- Look, before
all this prenup stuff,

me and Corinne never argued
about nothing.

I mean, she's so easygoing.
That's what I love about her.

- Well, don't mistake
her kindness for weakness.

I mean, yeah, Corinne
will smile at you

and quote scriptures
while she's burning

your house to the ground.

- Yeah, I saw
a glimpse of that today.

[laughs]
- Well, that's good.

You should really know
who you're gonna marry.

- Yeah, but you got
to know that this prenup

don't have nothing to do
with how much I love her.

- So, if she doesn't sign it,
will you still marry her?

- Of course.

You know what my problem was?

I was trying to
appease everybody.

And now I know I can't do that.

But I didn't really even think
it was that big of a deal.

- Oh, anytime you put
a dollar amount

on a woman's love,
it is a big deal.

- Look, I know Corinne did not
get with me for my money.

I know that.

But people do change.

- Sometimes, but most of
the time, people don't change.

We just take forever
before we see them

for who they really are,
and then it's too late.

[sighs]

Corinne and I are very blessed.

We both have good men.

- Just hope I ain't
messed that up.

- Hmm, you ain't
telling me nothing.

- What?

- Oh, nothing.

You know, listen,
Lucas, honestly,

I think it's a good thing
for you guys

to have this test of trust
before you get married.

- Yeah, I guess.

- No, you see, most people
experience this kind of thing

after they're married,

but the more trials you
have before you say, "I do,"

I think it makes for
a stronger marriage.

I mean, think of this
as, like, superglue

over your relationship.

- Wait, so, you don't think
I was wrong?

- Well, was this something
that you believed in,

or were you influenced?

- Impressions can definitely
become your reality.

- Okay, but thoughts

get their seeds from somewhere.

- But how do we
decipher that, though?

- Ask God for
a really good filter.

[laughing]
- Okay.

Where Deon at?

- Oh, yeah.
You've been so busy

with your own drama
that you haven't had time

to tune in to my soap opera.

Um, well, I'm not gonna
go into the details,

but Deon and I are at war,

and it is all my fault.

- Finally, a woman who
admits to her mistakes.

You know, y'all are
really bad with that.

- Well, yeah,
we could do better.

- No, I mean, y'all,
like, terrible...

Like, over the top with it.

- Okay, Lucas!
I get it.

♪♪

- Are you hungry?
Did you eat?

[knock on door]
Oh, excuse me.

[sighs]

- Hey, I saw Lucas' car.

- He's here looking for you.

- Hey, baby, I've been trying
to call you all afternoon.

- I know, I-I was at
the lawyer's office all day.

- A lawyer?

Is everything all right?

- Yes, actually,

I found out that my uncle
left me some property

down in Mississippi,

so I was down there
signing the paperwork.

- And that took all afternoon?

- No, but this did.

When I told my lawyer
about the prenup,

he informed me that I should
have one drawn up, too.

So I did.

- Uh, Corinne...

You don't have any money.

- I know.
That's what I said.

But then I found
out that prenups

just don't deal with money.

They're just terms that
the parties agree to

before they marry.

- Hey, is this a joke?

- It is most certainly
not a joke.

- Yeah, but it
don't make any sense.

- Okay, I'm gonna leave you...

two alone.
- It makes perfect sense.

- I'm gonna head upstairs, yeah.

- No, no, no, no.

No, Patrice, I want you to stay.

I want you to do the honors.

- See, Corinne, I don't
really want to get involved...

- Do the honors!
Please?

Thank you.

[sighing]
Okay.

[clears throat]

Uh, "Should either spouse
be unfaithful,

"the spouse who committed
the infidelity

"must pay $500,000
in cash or assets."

- What?
What's so crazy about that?

Keep reading.

- Uh, "If couple is
to bear children,

"they will receive
joint custody."

- Man, let me see this.

See, there's what I'm
talking about, right here.

"Husband is not allowed to watch
more than one football game

"on Sundays
during football season"?

"And the family is required to
take at least one vacation

a year without the attendance
of husband's mother"?

Now... that's a good one.

- See?
- Yeah, but-but this one ain't.

"Husband is not allowed
to exceed 50 pounds over

"his approved doctor
body weight.

"And if so, husband is required
to have a physical trainer

"five days a week throughout
a 90-day period of time.

"And if the husband's weight
continues to increase,

"he must pay $10,000 for
every pound he's overweight"?

Baby, what is this?

- What? It's my incentive
to keep you healthy.

- Okay, so, what about
your body weight?

- Uh, it's definitely not
my fault that you didn't think

to put these particulars
in your agreement.

- Okay, uh, you know what?
I'm gonna go.

- So, you're serious about this?

- Yes, I mean,

you got to state the things
that were important to you,

so those are the things
that are important to me.

- Okay, so, what about
all the other crazy...

Okay, I-I get it.

You did it to prove a point.

- No, actually,
it's quite the opposite.

So, I did my research
on prenuptials,

and I looked up both
the good and the bad.

And now I just realize
that they're

just people's expectations
of one another.

I definitely should
not be entitled

to your mother's legacy
because of my vengeance,

and you shouldn't be able
to take my property

because things don't work out.

- Okay, so, what about all
the other crazy stuff?

- They're my expectations.

Couples never discuss
these kind of things

before something goes wrong.

- Okay,

I know that it sounds ideal,

but why put it on the agreement?

- It's just a formality.

I feel like we should
just get everything

out there in the open

so that we can never
look back and say,

"You never told me that."

- Yeah, but you expect me
to stay in shape?

[chuckles]
- Okay.

Well, actually, there
is a clause in there

about unforeseen
physical disabilities,

right there.

But other than that,
yeah, I'm very serious.

- Okay, so, I should just
go back to my agreement

and add some stuff
that you should do

with your wifely duties.

- Hmm, you could do that,

only I signed the agreement
and notarized it already.

- Wait, you signed it?

- Yeah, I had my lawyers
look over it

when I-I gave it to you.

- I didn't even open it.

I thought you just gave it
back to me unsigned.

- Tsk, oh, Lucas.

I love you.

I would never let
this agreement come between

what we have, ever.
Ever.

- So, this prenup...
- Mm-hmm?

- You're serious about this?

- Very.

In fact, I already had
a copy sent to your lawyer.

[both chuckle]
- Girl, you are a mess.

- I know I'm a mess,
but I'm your mess,

and I know you love it.
- I do.

- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.

- Now, uh, let's go get
all this stuff down on paper

so I can really see
how crazy you are.

[laughs]
- Okay, okay.

That sounds good.

- Come on, let's go home.

- I'm just gonna stay behind
and say bye to Patrice,

so I'll meet you over there.

- Okay.
- Okay?

[sighing]
- Oh, boy.

[chuckles]

- Patrice!

Patrice!

- You rang?
- Yes.

I just wanted to say bye
because I'm about to go home.

- Oh, okay.

- What?

What?
- I'm just... I'm proud of you.

- What did I do?

- Well, you're not even married,
and yet you're showing me

what being married is all about.

- Mmm, well, I've learned
a lot from you

over these years, so thank you.

- You're welcome.
- You're the bestest.

[chuckles]

- I just kind of watched
your screw-ups

over the years and just,
you know, do the opposite.

- What?
[chuckles]

- No, but, seriously, Patrice,

you shouldn't beat
yourself up so bad,

because I've learned so much
over the years

about love and marriage
from you.

You've taught me a ton.

- Yeah, well...

Deon hasn't been home
in two days,

and he hasn't called.

- He'll be back home.

But when he comes back home,
just know that

you're gonna have to do
everything he asks of you.

- Everything?

- E-e-e-e-e-verything.

Mm-hmm.
[chuckles]

- Good night, I love you.
- Good night, I love you.

It'll be... Mmm.

- Here.

[sighing]
- But just know that...

When it's all good,
it's give-and-take.

But when you've messed up...

You got to take
what you can get.

[chuckles]
- Mm-hmm.

- Think about it.

♪♪

♪♪

- Hi, Miss Patrice.

- Hi, Selma.

- You're home late.

- Oh, it's the end
of a very long day.

- I'm almost done.

- Oh, you know what?
I need to get you a check.

- Oh, I need one
from last week, too.

Mr. Deon didn't
write it for me.

- Oh, right.

You know what, um, Selma?

I want to apologize to you
for my behavior last week.

- It's okay.
- No, it's not.

You've been coming here once
a week for the last two years.

I've helped you
with your homework.

You've talked to me
about boys you like.

I know you.
I was being ridiculous,

and I'm sorry you had
to see me act like that.

- No, I-I'm glad I did.

I actually enjoyed it.

- What?

- I just thought
you were perfect,

and-and seeing you...

like that, it-it kind of

made it good

that you have some flaws, too.

[laughing]

- Oh, my gosh.
Well, uh, yeah.

I'm-I'm a hot mess,
and I am far from perfect.

- Doesn't look like it
from my perspective.

- Well, trust me, I've been
living with myself

for a very long time, and, uh...

I have a lot of flaws.

- Well, seeing you jealous
like that,

it was a relief,
'cause it's hard enough

being a single pre-med student,

but trying to be like you
is nearly impossible.

- Wow, you're trying
to be like me.

- Yeah.
[chuckles]

You went from hospital to
private practice in four years.

You have articles
written about you,

and you manage to have
a successful marriage.

Some women have a great career
but no husband or vice versa.

You have it all,

and you did it all
by the time you were 35.

Yeah, I want to be like you
when I'm your age.

- Whew.
Selma, life is funny.

[chuckles]

[clears throat]

Sweetheart, I am flattered
that you want to be like me,

but I am far from perfect.

Oh, I'm... I get jealous.

I'm insecure about my looks.

I wonder if my husband
is gonna tire of me.

You know, I wonder
if I've waited

too long to have children.

And right now...

I wonder if Deon is ever
gonna come home again.

[door closes]

- Well, that's one less thing
you have to worry about.

- Baby, I'm-I'm so sorry.

Please forgive me.

- We need to talk.

- I'm gonna finish
in the kitchen.

[sighs]
- Okay.

You know, those four words
together are like death.

- We have to.

[sighs]
- Honey, I am very sorry,

and I'm very ashamed
of my behavior.

- What makes you think
I'm gonna get tired of you?

- I don't know.

I'm getting older.
I'm always exhausted.

It's starting to show
around my eyes.

You know, men trade
in their wives

for newer, younger models
all the time.

- And so do women.

I mean, you don't think
I have those same thoughts?

But it doesn't help me
to know that you were

with somebody right before
we got married.

- Baby, I'm sorry about that.
I just...

- No, listen, please,
don't say another word, okay?

[sighs]

Look, if there's
any other little secrets

that you might have

before we said our "I dos,"
please just do me a favor.

Keep them to yourself.

[sighs]
- Honey, there's nothing.

I promise.

Do you forgive me?

[scoffs]
- I have to.

'cause I'm not gonna
let this ruin us.

- I promise...

No more secrets
and no more snooping.

- Baby, I love you.

And we're gonna be together.

We're gonna talk through
the rough times.

But you have to stop worrying.

[chuckles]
- I'm trying.

- You do believe that God
brought us together, right?

- Right.

- Then you have to
have faith that God

is gonna take care of us.

And that our marriage
is a blessing, baby.

And if you don't believe that,
it's never gonna work.

- Okay.

I will work on putting
all my trust in God.

- Good.

- And in the meantime...

I'm gonna go see a therapist.

- That is even better.

[laughter]

- Honey, I love you so much.

- I love you, too, baby.

- I missed you.

♪♪

- I cannot believe
that you thought

I was messing around with Selma.

I mean, come on.
She's a child.

[sighs]

- Well, so are
Hugh Hefner's girlfriends,

but that doesn't stop him.

- Speaking of which,
they did call me the Black Hef

back in the day.

- Oh, hush, please.

Selma!

- You call me?
- Yeah, you can go home.

I'm gonna go get your check.

- Selma, I'm sorry.

I put you in a really
awkward situation last week.

- It's okay, no problem.

I think your brother's cute.

I enjoy talking to him.

I tried to give him
some pointers

when I was driving him home,

but he just kept laughing.

- Yeah, well, you know,
science, technology,

that's his thing.

Girls has never been
his strong suit.

[footsteps approaching]

- Are you two
talking about Tinker?

- Would you stop
calling him "Tinker"?

- Wait a minute.
Have you talked to him?

- About what?

- They called.
They want to buy his app!

- Are you serious?!
- Yes! Yes!

[knock on door]

Oh, I'm gonna see
who's at the door.

Ladies and gentlemen, I would
like to present to you

Noah, the nerd formerly
known as "Tinker."

- Hmm, check me out.
Check me out, huh?

Yeah, yeah.

[thump]
- Sweetheart, are you okay?

- Yeah, guess I better
put these back on.

New frames, though.

- Oh, those are nice.

You look very handsome.
- Thanks.

- Except for the backpack.

- Oh, I like my backpack.

- You look like
a whole new person.

- Oh, thanks.

- A new, hot person.
- Thanks.

- So, I heard about Kilgore.

- Yeah, man.
Can you believe it?

- Of course I can
believe it, man.

You're brilliant,
and you're my brother.

- Think it's gonna be
a great venture.

- I think so.
- The merging of two brands,

if you will.
[chuckles]

- Uh, Deon, you know,
we need to go

take a look at that thing
in the kitchen.

- What's in the kitchen?

- You and I are in the kitchen.

- Okay, we... All right.

- Hey, I'm really
digging your new look.

- Thank you, uh, digging
your new look, too.

- I wear this all the time.

- Oh, well, maybe
it's the glasses

that give me
a different perspective

on things, yeah.

- Oh, so, I look different?

- Yeah, you look a little
more dirty than usual,

but I guess that's different.

- Okay.

It's really good to hear
about your-your computer stuff.

- Yeah, thanks.
Thanks.

- Yeah, you know what?

You should make a program
where I can say, "learn,"

and then, automatically,
my coursework

is programmed into my head.

- I don't think that's possible.

- It was a joke, Noah.

- Oh, it was a joke.

Sure is funny.
- Yeah.

- I just didn't get it.
Sorry.

- It's all right.
- Hey, um, Noah,

have you, uh, celebrated
your new achievement yet?

- No, I haven't.
I haven't.

- Oh, well, um, I think
that the four of us

should go out
and paint the town.

- Yeah.
- I think that's a great idea.

- Sounds like a good idea.
- I like that, let's do that.

- Where would you like to go?

- Wait a minute.
Babe, darn it.

You... We have
that thing tonight.

- Oh, yeah, right.
We have that thing.

- That thing?
- Yeah, but you know what?

We'll reschedule,
the four of us,

but the two of you
should go out tonight.

- On us.

- Yeah, on us.
Great idea, honey.

- Yeah, I like that.
- Here you go.

- Okay, yeah, thank you.

- And they may
want to see a movie.

Give them more money.

- Yeah, more money.
Yes, yes.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, all right.

Here you go.
- Yeah, I'm hungry.

- Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
Thanks.

- I just have to go
home and change first.

- Okay.
- You want to ride with me

and then go get
something to eat?

- Yeah, I'd like that.

- All right.

- That sounds like
a very good idea, Tinker.

- Tinker?
I like that.

[chuckles]
Can I call you "Tinker"?

- Yeah.

- Okay, cool.
- Thanks.

- You ready to go, Tinker?

- Let's go.
- All right.

- All right, you two.
Have a good time.

- Bye.

- You know, that could
be very interesting.

- I cannot believe that
my little bro is going out

on his first date.

- Well, you know what?
I think that

that is sweet, especially
during this day and age.

You know, he's gonna
make someone

a very nice husband one day.

- Well, I'm just glad
that he's focused.

You know, and it's
actually good that maybe

he hasn't dated before,

because, you know, women
can be a very big distraction.

You know, I'd probably
be the next Steve Jobs

if I hadn't met you in college.

- Oh, please.

More like Steve no-jobs,

especially when I had to do
all your essays for you.

- That was just a ploy

to get you to spend
more time with me.

- I'm sure all your professors
were in on this ploy, as well,

because you almost
failed American Lit.

- It was all part
of the act, baby.

- Okay, baby.
All right.

Now, you know, I know I spoiled
the surprise a little bit,

but are you still
taking dance classes?

- No, I finished last week.

- So, when can we
go dancing? Tonight?

- I'm really not in the mood.

- Oh, okay.

- You know, I'm
still a little upset

that you went through my stuff.

- I understand.

- You know, I'm go upstairs
and, um, do a little work, okay?

- Okay, uh, you know,
I'll just start dinner.

[sighs]

[drums beating rhythmically]

Babe?
What's with the music?

♪♪

- May I?

[chuckles]

- Would you let me lead?

- Okay, but you're
not leading right.

- You're stepping on my feet.

- Oh, I'm sorry, honey.

[sighs]
- Wait, who are you calling?

- Mimi.

- What?! Why are you
calling Mimi?

- I'm gonna schedule you
some dance classes.

You're not gonna embarrass me.

- Oh, babe, are we gonna
take dance class together?

- No, I'm in the advanced class.

You're starting off
in beginners.

- Oh, well, excuse me.

- Mimi?

- Tell Mimi you'll call her back

and dance with your wife.

- What are you talking about?

♪♪

Uh-oh, uh-oh.
- What?

- You can freestyle,
but that's about it.

[chuckles]
Uh-oh.

- Mimi, forget about that, okay?

I got this covered.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪