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So, Ferb, what do you wanna do today?
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What about Perry?
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What does he want to do?
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Well, he's a platypus.
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They don't do much.
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I for one, am starting to get bored,
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and boredom is something of up with which I will not put!
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The first thing they're gonna ask us when we get back to school is
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"what did we do over the summer?".
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I mean, no school for three months.
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Our life should be a roller coaster!
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And I mean a good roller coaster,
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not like that one we rode at the state fair.
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Please exit to the left.
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Man, that was lame.
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Why, if I built a roller coaster, I would...
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That's it!
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I know what we're gonna do today!
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Phineas, Ferb!
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I'm gonna go pick up a few things.
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You boys stays out of trouble, okay?
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Okay, Mom.
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We're gonna build a roller coaster!
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I'm in charge, right?
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You did tell them I'm in charge.
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Relax, Candace.
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Nobody has to be in charge.
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But what if there's an emergency?
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Like what?
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What if, uh...
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What if a satellite falls out of orbit and crashes into the house?
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If that happens, you're in charge.
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Yes.
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Mom says I'm in charge,
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conditionally.
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Whatever.
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Wait a minute.
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What are you doing?
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Homework.
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It's summer.
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That's cool,
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you wait till the last minute then.
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Well, I'm watching you.
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And I'm in charge...
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conditionally!
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, Stacy!
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No, I can't get to the mall right now.
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Mom just went to the store,
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she left me in charge,
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well, you know, conditionally.
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Oh, if you go, can you see if Jeremy is there?
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No, no, he's the cute one that works at Mr. Slushy Burger.
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Yeah, he totally smiled at me the last time I was there.
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I just about died!
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No, I told you I can't,
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I'm watching my brother and step-brother.
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Yeah, and they never get into trouble,
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'cause Mom never catches them.
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One of these days though,
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I'm going to see the two as she catches them red handed.
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Will you hold it down?
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I am trying to use the phone!
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Mom left me in charge, so there will be no shenanigans today.
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What are doing right now?
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Why do you ask?
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What do you mean you can see it from your house?
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See what?!
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Phineas, what is this?!
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Do you like it?
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Ooh, I'm gonna go tell Mom,
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and when she sees what you're doing,
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you are going down!
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Down, down, down!
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D-O-W-N, down!
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We're gonna need a blowtorch and some more peanut butter.
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Hey Candace. Is Phineas...
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home?
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Down,
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down, I say!
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Hey, Phineas.
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Hey, Isabella.
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Whatcha doin'?
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Building a roller coaster.
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In your backyard?
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Some of it.
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Wow.
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Isn't that kind of impossible?
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Some might say.
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Hey, Ferb.
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Does your step-brother ever talk?
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Ferb?
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He's more of a man of action.
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I was gonna go to the pool,
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you wanna go swimming?
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Kind of in the middle of something here.
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Oh, right.
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Okay, I'll see you later then.
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Okay.
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Hey, Ferb, you got enough rivets up there?
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Hey, where's Perry?
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Good morning, Agent P.
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The evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz is up to his old tricks.
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For reasons unknown to us, he bought up 80% of the country's tin foil.
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I want you to get over to his hideout right away,
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find out what he's up to,
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and put a stop to it.
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As always Agent P,
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it is important that your cover identity as a mindless domestic pet remains intact.
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Now, get out there.
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We're all counting on you.
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So, the way I see it,
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the soil fuel rockets kick in at the mall's parking lot.
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Then we release the snakes during the corkscrew at the interstate.
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I'm gonna go get the snakes.
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Mom,
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you gotta come home,
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right now.
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Did a satellite crash into the house?
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No, no, no!
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You gotta see what Phineas and Ferb are doing!
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Seems like we've had this conversation before.
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What do you mean?
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I seem to recall you telling me that the boys were training monkeys to juggle bicycles.
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And when I come home, there was a stunning lack of monkeys.
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I still don't know how they cleaned that up so fast.
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So, what's the emergency this time?
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They're building a roller coaster!
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Candace,
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seriously,
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isn't Phineas a little young to be a roller coaster engineer?
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Aren't you a little young to be a roller coaster engineer?
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Yes.
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Yes I am.
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Well, I must say, I'm very impressed.
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The forms all seems to be in order, although I'd never seen them filled out in crayon before.
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So, if there's anything I can get you, anything at all, just let me know.
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Do you think we could borrow one of those gadgets?
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Now, this is the life.
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Ah, Perry the Platypus, what an unexpected surprise.
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And by unexpected, I mean: completely expected!
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I, Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz, have covered the entire eastern seaboard in tin foil.
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And when I put my giant magnet, next to my genius,
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Magnetism Magnifier,
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I will pull the East, in westerly direction,
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thereby reversing the rotation of the earth!
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You may well ask yourself,
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"why would he do this?"
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"What could he possibly have to gain?"
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Well, let me just answer that question,
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I haven't really worked on all the bugs yet.
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I mean, you know, tin foil alone costs a lot.
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But Mom,
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I'm telling you,
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they're building it,
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and it's huge!
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"Phineas and Ferb present the Coolest Coaster Ever, now open"?
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Mom!
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Phineas and Ferb got a roller coaster?
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You'd think we get a discount if we bring the flier?
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Maybe we better take it.
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Here,
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look, look, look, see?
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I told you I'm not crazy!
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I told you!
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And you're not crazy because?
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(screams)
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I see your point, Candace.
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No crazy person would scream at a post like that.
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I'll be at the dairy section if you wanna come yell at some cheese or anything.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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boys and girls,
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children of all ages!
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May I present to you a spectacle most of the morning in the making!
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The Coolest...
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Coaster...
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EVER!
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So, who wants to go first?
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To fasten, insert the tab inside the metal buckle.
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To release, just pull back on the-
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Oops.
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Well, you get the picture.
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Well, that's about it.
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Enjoy the ride.
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You guys all signed the waivers, right?
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Relax, they're just rubber.
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Hey, look, there comes the A-A-A-A!
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...really make my money back.
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I-I-I could by a bunch of east-facing real estate, and sell it again with an unsentimental view.
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I just...
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Ha!
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You missed!
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Aaahh!
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Ow, ow, ow, owwwww!
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Owww!
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Now, you are too late!
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Quake in your boots and watch helplessly,
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as the unimaginable electromagnetic forces,
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pull the eastern seaboard,
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thereby reversing the rotation of the--
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Well,
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that didn't work.
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And now, we have a two ton ball of tin foil traveling 200 miles an hour directly at us!
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Quickly,
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we must separate the magnet from the Magnifier before it's too late!
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Now I know I have that club card in here somewhere.
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I always have it with me, but my purse is a disaster area,
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you know how it is.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Mom!
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Mom!
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It's no use!
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It's no use, we are doomed!
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You did it!
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You saved us, Perry the Platypus...
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Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
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Look, look, look, see?
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Okay, I give up.
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What am I supposed to be looking at?
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No!
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It's not possible!
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I'm gonna go get the cart.
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It was right here, and it was huge!
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Mom!
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Time to go.
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I've got frozens.
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Okay,
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so you think that Phineas and Ferb are still under that stupid tree in the backyard, right?
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Well, yes. That would be my guess.
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Fine.
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Then lets go home,
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now!
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Oh, there you are, Perry.
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Nice hat, Isabella.
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Funny,
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I don't remember this in the blueprints.
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And I'm sure this is new.
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Ee-eee-ee,
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ha-hah-ha.
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I worry about you sometimes, Candace.\R
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Welcome to Mr. Slushy Burger. May I take your order?
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Anyone want fries?
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Croissant?
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Anyone want a croissant?\R
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You know, if that thing crashes into earth, Candace is in charge.
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We should have charged more.
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Okay, we're here.
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Are you happy now, Candace?
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Yes!
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See, Mom?
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I told you they weren't there!
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Oh, hi, boys.
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Hi, Mom.
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Come on, Candace, help me with the groceries.
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But-but-but-but-but-but-but...
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Let's go.
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Hey Phineas, that was great.
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Way too cool.
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That was awesome!
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Can we do it again?
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Sorry, only one ride per customer.
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That was great, Phineas.
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So, what are you gonna do tomorrow?
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Don't know yet.
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Maybe you could teach Perry some tricks.
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Well, he is a platypus, they don't do much.
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They're the only mammals to lay eggs.
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Maybe he'll lay an egg.
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Cool, see you tomorrow.
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It really was the coolest coaster ever.
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You guys makes a great team.
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Well, a brother is a brother.
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But I couldn't have asked for a better one than Ferb.
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You know what I mean?
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(burps)
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Oh-ho-ho, man!
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I could smell the peanut butter!
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Well, that was impressive.
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See you guys.
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So, what should we do tomorrow?
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There's a world of possibilities.
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Maybe we should make a list.
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Mom!
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Give it a rest, Candace!19203
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