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Thank you.

Long ago, the world was full of wonder.

It was adventurous,

exciting, and best of all,

there was magic.

And that magic helped all in need.

Flame Inferno!

But it wasn't easy to master.

And so the world found a simpler way to
get by. I call it the light bulb.

Over

time,

magic faded away.

But I hope.

There's a little magic left.

Good morning, Mom.

Lazy down, bad dragon.

Back to your lair.

Happy birthday, Mr. Adult Man.

No, Mom.

Hey, buddy, don't wipe off my kisses.

What? You're wearing your dad's
sweatshirt. Oh, you know, finally fixed.

Oh, my little chubby cheeks is all grown
up. Okay, okay, Mom, I try to eat

something before school.

We don't have much food.

I still have to go to the grocery store.
Hands off, mister.

Those are for your party tonight.

It's not a party, Mom.

It's just us.

You could invite those kids from your
science class. You said they seemed

rockin'. I'm pretty sure I didn't say it
like that.

And besides, I don't even know them.
Well, your birthday's a day to try new

things. Be that new you.

Speaking of trying new things, did you
sign up for driving tax?

No! No? I know you're... a little scared
to drive, sweetie pie, but I'm not

scared, Mom. I'm going to move Barley's
game.

Okay, but you know how he gets when
someone touches that board.

Well, he's got to learn how to clean up
his toys. Oh, my brother, dear.

Disrupt an active campaign?

Oh, come on. You know, Ian, in the days
of old, a boy of 16 would have his

strength tested in the swamps of
despair.

I'm not testing anything. Just let me
go. Let him go.

Okay, I know you're stronger than that.
There's a mighty warrior inside of you.

You just have to let him out. Right,
Mom?

See,

Mom, I've got to let out our inner
warrior.

Thank you.

Now take out the trap.

I'm so bronco.

Barley, barley, barley. Every time the
city tries to tear down... an old piece

of rubble, I gotta drag my rear end out
here and deal with you. I don't know

what you're talking about. Oh, really?

I will not let you tear down this
mountain. Ancient warriors on grand

drank from its flowing waters.

Barley? They're destroying the town's
past.

Well, come on in. Rest your haunches for
a minute. Thank you, hon.

Here,

first aid boy.

I'm just, you know, making a toast.

I'm serious, Barley. You need to start
thinking less about the past and more

about your future.

She's right.

You can't spend all day playing your
board games.

Quest of Yore isn't just a board game.
It's an historically based role -playing

scenario. Do you know, in the old days,
centaurs could run 70 miles an hour?

I own a vehicle. Don't need to ride.
Well, Ian, you can... You definitely

a lot from quests of yore. You want to
play? I don't. You can be a crafty

or, ooh, I know, you can be a wizard.

I shall cast a spell on thee. Hey,
careful of Dad's sweatshirt. I don't

remember Dad wearing that sweatshirt.
Well, you two only have, like, two

memories of him. No, I've got three. I
remember his beard was scratchy, he had

goopy laugh, and I used to play drums on
his feet. Drums on his feet, right.

I used to go, bum, bum, and I'm bum.

Whoa. Bye.

It's okay. You just gotta pull it. No!

Farley.

Uh, you know, I'm just gonna get some
food on the way to school. I'll kill

later tonight, okay?

Wait, wait, wait, wait. By the laws of
yore, I must dub thee a man today.

Kneel before me. Oh, that's okay. I
gotta get going.

All right, well, I'll pick you up later
and we'll perform the ceremony at

school. No, no, no, no, no. Don't do
that. Don't do that. Okay, bye.

Hey, go Griffins. What?

You go to Willardale College?

Oh, no.

This was my dad's.

Lightfoot?

Wilden Lightfoot?

Yeah. You're kidding. I went to college
with him. Really? Yeah.

Boy, I was so sorry to hear that he
passed away.

Yeah, thanks.

You know, your dad was a great guy.

So confident.

When he came into a room, people
noticed.

The men wore the ugliest purple socks
every single day. What? Why?

Hey, that's exactly what we asked.

But he was just bold.

I always wish I had a little bit of that
in me.

Yeah.

I've never heard any of this about him
before. What else do you remember? Oh,

sorry. Gotta get this guy off to school.
Hey, it was nice meeting you.

Yeah, you too.

Huh.

Whoa.

Okay, class, sit down. We're starting
roll.

Hey, Gorgomon.

Would you mind not putting your feet on
my chair today? Sorry, dude.

Gotta keep them elevated.

Gets the blood flowing to my brain.

It just makes it a little hard for me to
fit in there. Well, if I don't have

good blood flow, I can't concentrate on
my schoolwork. You don't want me to do

bad in school, do you?

Uh...

No. Thanks, bro.

First road test. Any volunteers?

Left here.

Now take this on ramp for the freeway.

Okay, yeah. I'm super ready for that.

Yeah, just merge into traffic.

Yep, any minute. Merge into traffic.

Merge into traffic.

Watch out, Brittany.

Pull over.

All right, so what do we do this
weekend?

Move to a cooler town.

Oh, hey, what up, dudes? I'm having a
party tonight, and was wondering if you

wanted to come over and get down on some
cake.

That's not something anyone said. Okay,
don't say dudes.

Gang? What's up, gang?

What's up, gang?

Hey, what's up, gang?

Oh, hey.

Ian, right?

Oh, I didn't know you knew my... Anyway,
if you like party, then I was

going to do a party. What? What I was
trying to say is if you're not doing

anything tonight, but I'm sure you
probably are doing something tonight,

like cake, like I like cake, I've got a
cake.

I am. Are you inviting us to a party?
That's the one.

Oh, yeah. We don't have any plans. Yeah,
okay. Totally. Yeah. Really? I guess we

can just take the bus over to my house.

Is that the birthday boy I see?

Behold, your chariot awaits.

Do you know that guy?

Sir Ian Dorr of Lightfoot.

Seems like he's talking to you. Hey,
Ian!

Hey, Barley! Yeah, we were actually
going to take the bus.

The bus?

Nay! I will give you and your companions
transport upon Guinevere. Um, who's

Guinevere? My mighty Steve.

Oh, that's embarrassing.

Hey, girl, pat you back up.

He's just joking around.

You've got something on your face.

You just... Oh, right. No, it's... Nope.

Oh, uh, you know what? I just remembered
that my birthday is, uh, cancelled.

What? I mean, the party. Uh, it was
never actually happening. It was just a

misunderstanding. So, I gotta go. Okay,
bye!

Ooh, whoops.

Sorry. Just file those.

Hey, look, kid's right on your face.

Here, now I get it.

Please just go home. Okay, well, we'll
perform your birthday ceremony later,

you'll be ready for adulthood and its
gauntlet of challenges.

You know, in ancient times, you
celebrated your day of birth with a

quest. Of course, those are nothing
compared to the challenge.

I think I've got it.

Hello? Hello?

Oh, is that right?

Well, I'm trying to.

I know.

Well, let's find out.

Okay.

I think I've got it.

Hi,

Dad. Hello? Hello.

It's me, Ian.

Oh, is that right?

Yeah. Did you have a good day?

Well, I'm trying to.

Yeah, me too.

Although I could clearly use some help.

I sure do wish I could spend the day
with you sometime.

I know. Well, there's so many things we
could do. I bet it'd be really fun.

Well, let's find out.

Yeah, I mean...

I'd love to. We could, uh... Okay.

Bye.

Yeah.

Bye.

Oh, my... Barley, keep your soldiers off
my land or our kingdoms will go to war!

Sorry, Mom!

Oh, this is the world's longest gap
year.

Honey, I was gonna do that.

Okay. Wow, you must have been taught by
some kind of sewing master.

Yeah, a very humble sewing master.

What was Dad like when he was my age?

Was he always super confident?

Oh, no.

It took him a while to find out who he
was.

I wish I'd met him.

Oh, me too.

But hey...

You know, when your dad got sick, he
fought so hard because he wanted to meet

you more than anything.

You know what?

I have something for you.

I was going to wait until after cake,
but I think you've waited long enough.

What is it?

It's a gift from your dad.

What do you mean it's from Dad?

I don't know. Mom said it was from both
of us. What is it? He just said to give

you this when you were both over 16.

I have no idea what it is.

No way!

It's a wizard staff.

Dad was a wizard! What? Hold on.

Your dad was an accountant. I mean, he
got interested in a lot of strange

when he got sick, but... There's a
letter.

Dear Ian and Barley, Long ago, the world
was full of wonder. It was adventurous,

exciting, and best of all, there was
magic. And that magic helped all in

but it wasn't easy to master, and so the
world found a simpler way to get by.

Over time, magic faded away, but I hope
there's a little magic left in you.

And so I wrote this spell so I could see
for myself who my boys grew up to be.

Visitation spell.

I don't believe this.

This spell brings him back. For one
whole day, Dad will be back. What?

Back? Like back to life? That's not
possible. It is with this.

I'm going to meet Dad?

Oh, well, you wonderful nut. What is
this?

Now, a spell this powerful needs an
assist element. I mean, for this to

Dad would have had to find a phoenix
gem.

Wow. There's only a few of these left.

Hold on. Is this dangerous?

We're about to find out.

Ah!

Splinter.

Only one and all we get.

Grant me this rebirth till tomorrow's
sun has set one day to walk the earth.

Hold on. I was just gripping it wrong.

Only once is all we get. Grant me this
rebirth.

Till tomorrow's sun has set. One day to
walk the earth.

Only once is all we get. Grant me this
rebirth.

Till tomorrow's sun has set. One day to
walk the earth. One day to walk the

earth. Till tomorrow's sun has set. One
day to walk the earth.

Sorry you guys don't have your dad here.

But this shows just how much he wanted
to see you both. So much that he'd try

anything.

That's still a pretty special gift.

Yeah.

Hey, want to come with me to pick up
your cake?

That's okay.

Thanks, Mom.

Only once is all we get. Grant me this
rebirth.

Till tomorrow, sun is set.

One day, you'll walk

the earth.

Hey, man, what are you doing in here?
Bowie toots of Zadar! I don't know. It

just started.

Whoa, feet.

the top part. Oh, what did I do? This is
horrible.

Hello?

It's really him.

Dad, you are in your house. Oh, whoa.

Oh, he can't hear us.

What are you doing?

That's right, Dad.

It's me, Barley.

Hi, Dad.

Oh, I messed this whole thing up. Now
he's going to be legs forever. Well, not

forever. The spell only lasts one day.

At sunset tomorrow, he'll disappear.

And we'll never be able to bring him
back again.

Okay, okay, okay. 24 hours, that doesn't
give us much time, but...

Well, we'll just have to do the spell
again. You mean you have to? A person

only do magic if they have the gift. And
my little brother has the magic gift!

But I couldn't even finish the spell.
Well, you're going to have plenty of

to practice. Because we have to find
another phoenix gem.

We'll start at the place where all
quests begin. The Manticore's Tavern.

run by a fearless adventurer. She knows
where to find any kind of gem, talisman,

totem. Marley, this is for a game.

Based on real life. How do we know this
tavern is still there? It's there. Look,

my years of training have prepared me
for this very moment. And I'm telling

this is the only way to find a phoenix
gem.

Trust me.

Whatever it takes, I am going to meet my
dad.

You hear that, Dad?

We're going on a quest.

Come on, Guinevere.

Maybe we should just take the bus.

You fine.

Just like this award from Matt. Not a
big deal, but I'll show you when we get

back home.

Hey, what are you two chatty Charlies up
to back there? You know, I feel weird

talking to Dad without a top hat. So, ta
-da!

Oh, that's great!

Dad, you look just like I remember.

Hey, don't worry. We'll have the rest of
you here before you know it. And then,

first thing I'm going to do, introduce
you to Guinevere.

Rebuilt this old girl myself.

From the lug nuts to the air
conditioning.

Showing Dad your van?

That's your whole list?

What list?

Oh. What's that?

I'm just working on a list of things I
wanted to do with Dad. You know, play

catch, take a walk, driving lessons,
share my whole life story with him.

That's cool.

Oh, but before you cast Dad's spell
again, you're going to have to practice

magic.

This book is for a game. I told you,
everything in Quest of Yore is

accurate, even the spell.

So, start practicing, young sorcerer.

Okay, Dad.

Let's try some magic.

Hey, sweetie.

Lazy. This dragon is always under my
feet.

Honey, you want some cake?

I lost Elevar.

I lost Elevar.

I can't get this levitation spell to
work. Maybe I could try something else,

like arcane lightning?

Yeah, like a level one mage could bust
out the hardest spell in the Enchanter's

Guidebook. Maybe we'll stick with the
easy one. Yeah, well, it's not working.

I saying it wrong? Well, you said it
right. It's just for any spell to work,

have to speak from your heart's fire.

My what? Your heart's fire. You must
speak with passion. Don't hold back.

No, like... No,

from your heart's fire!

Don't hold back!

Heart's fire!

This just clearly isn't working.

Hey, it was a good start.

Oh, gather your courage, men. We've
arrived.

The Manticore Tavern.

It is still here. Yeah, I told you.

Come on, Dad.

That's good.

All right, listen. First, let me do the
talking.

Secondly, it's crucial we show the
Manticore the respect she deserves, or

will thirdly not give us a map to the
Phoenix Gem. Wait, wait, wait. The map?

I thought she had a Phoenix Gem. Here,
here.

So cute.

Hear that, Dad? He's a smart kid. He
just doesn't know how quests work. Well,

there anything else you're forgetting to
tell me?

No.

Happy, happy birthday. Come join us on
our quest to make your birthday party

very, very best. Hey!

Okay, okay, so the tavern changed a
little over the years, but the manticore

still the real deal.

I'll have the soup of the day.

Would my lord like a cup or cauldron?

Madam, I request an audience with the
manticore.

But of course, my lord.

Oh, manticore.

No, no, no, no, no. The real manticore.
The fearless adventurer.

Oh, you mean Cory? She's over there.

Quick, somebody help me. These ripping
nuggets were supposed to go out minutes

ago.

That's the manticore.

Oh, great and powerful manticore. Whoa,
sir, you're right in the hot zone.

You're late, Adolphus. I understand
there's traffic. You need to plan for

Well, maybe your mother should get her
own car.

Your fearlessness?

My brother and I seek a map to a phoenix
gem. Oh, well, you've come to the right

tavern. I have the parchment you desire
right here.

Behold! Oh, that's a children's menu.

Isn't that fun? They're all based on my
old map.

Now, oh, the great Magikor sends you on
your adventure with a hero's blessing.

And here's some crayons.

Very amusing, your dominance. But might
you have the real map?

Yeah, it's over there.

That's it.

I just love it. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What
are you doing?

You can't take this.

We have to.

What is that?

It's our dad.

We have a chance to meet him, but...
But?

We can't do that without a phoenix gem.
No!

My days of sending people on dangerous
quests are over. What? Why?

Because they're dangerous.

Cory, the karaoke machine's broken
again.

I'm sorry, but you are not getting this
map.

Don't worry, ladies. Your adventure will
continue momentarily.

Okay, I can handle this.

No, Ian.

Miss Mighty, Master Corps, ma 'am. What
are you doing?

This is not a good time. I'm just...

place a one -star review it's just i've
never met my dad and look i'm sorry

about that but if you get hurt on one of
my quests guess who gets sued and loses

her tavern i can't take that kind of
risk now if you'll just excuse me i have

important things to do that's easy you
haunt my dreams my in between please

we need that map no i am not giving you
the map that's it i am done talking well

well i'm Not. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You say you can't risk losing this
place.

Look at that manticore. She looks like
she lived to take risks.

That manticore didn't have investors to
look out for. She didn't have payroll to

cover. She could just fly out the door
whenever she wanted and slay a magma

beast. Are you going to fix the machine
or not?

Yeah, in a minute. Okay. Maybe this
place isn't as adventurous as it used to

So it isn't filled with a motley horde
willing to risk life and limb for the

mere taste of excitement.

But so what?

Whoever. said you have to take risks in
life to have an adventure.

Apparently you did.

Table 32 said the mozzarella sticks are
cold.

What have I done?

Well, it's not too late. I mean, you
could just give us the map. This place

to be dangerous.

Dangerous. And wild.

Wild. I used to be dangerous and wild.

Dangerous and wild.

Thank you.

I can't believe that worked.

You're going to nail that spell now.

Except we don't have a map. But we've
got this.

Behold.

Look, on a quest, you have to use what
you've got. And this is what we've got.

Best part is, little Kayla already
solved the puzzle. Well, according to

we just have to look for Raven's Point.

Raven's Point. Raven's Point. Raven's
Point. Yes.

Jim must be in the mountain.

We could be there by tomorrow morning.
Tomorrow morning? That still gives us

plenty of time with Dad.

Yeah.

Well, it looks like the expressway
should take us right there.

Expressway's a little too obvious.

On a quest, the clear path is never the
right one.

What? During one quest of your campaign,
Shrub Rosehammer and I took the easy

route and led him straight into the
belly of a gelatinous cube.

Only reason I didn't suffer the same
fate?

I followed my gut.

And it's telling me... We take an
ancient trail called the Path of Peril.

the expressway is faster.

Maybe not in the long run. I know you
want this to be like one of your

games, but all that matters is that we
get to spend as much time as possible

with Dad.

So we should just take the expressway,
right?

Yeah, you're right.

Red, you end up inside a gelatinous
cube. You are on your own.

Manticore's Tavern, ahead on your right.

Hey. I'm just checking in. Did you catch
up to the boys yet? No, not yet. But

I'm a little worried because we have a
weird family issue come up. And, well,

just isn't like Ian to run off. I mean,
Barley, yes, but not Ian. You know, it's

late. You shouldn't have to be out
looking for them. I know. It's silly.

sure they're both probably on fire.

Fire? Fire!

The place is on fire! My boys are not
going to go!

Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!

Excuse me. Please.

I'm looking for two... Teenage elves. I
told you already, there were two teenage

elves. Oh, those are my sons. Where did
they go? Oh, they went on a quest to

find a phoenix gem. But don't worry,
don't worry. I told them about the map.

told them about the gem. I told them
about the curse.

I forgot to tell them about the card.
What?

Oh, boy. Listen, this one's gone a
little... Your boys are in grave danger.

But I can help. Whoa, hey, hey.

You're not going anywhere. We've got
questions for you.

I know where they're going. We can still
save...

Last name Manticore, first name The.
Hold on. You're right. She has gone a

little... It's no wonder with a wound
like that.

That's just a scratch.

Oh, I'm sorry. Are you an expert on
minotaurs? Manticores?

Manticores? Well, no.

Well, then you wouldn't know that when
their blood is exposed to air, it makes

them go bonkers. I don't think that's
true.

See? She's already losing her grip on
reality.

So why don't you let me save her life
before it costs you yours? Okay. Thank

you. Could we have a little privacy
here, please?

Just like this. That's good, but get
your head a little bit higher. Just

take too long back there, okay?

Hey, you hear me?

I said don't take too long back there
because... All right,

how do we help my boy?

Ooh, I'm going to like you.

Radio, headlights break, tires rim.

I mean, it's hard to tell now, Dad,
before I replace your parts.

Looks like we're not going to get to do
everything today, Dad.

That's okay.

I just want to meet you.

But don't worry.

We'll have you fixed up and back home to
see.

Oh, man. Mom.

Barley. We're not going to be able to
get Dad back in time to see Mom.

Oh.

Well, Dad, at least you won't have to
meet the new guy.

So, you working hard or hardly working?

Yeah. Barley, barley, barley.

Every time there's trouble, I got to
deal with you. Is that your cult?

Yeah. You're going to want to work on
that.

No, no, no, no. Come on, old girl.

I thought you said you fixed the van.
Relax.

One of yours is fine. Her stomach is
just a little empty. But it says we have

full tank.

No, that doesn't work.

Oh, only a few drops left.

Maybe there's a gas station.

Is there a magic way to get gas? Oh, I
like your thinking, young mage.

Growth spell. We grow the can, and then
the gas inside will grow with it.

That's kind of a weird idea.

I know. I like it, too.

Okay. Loosen up. Hard fire.

Here we go. Whoa!

It's not that simple.

This one learns a little magic, thinks
he's Shamblefoot the Wondrous, am I

right, Dad?

A growth spell is a bit more advanced.
Not only do you have to speak from your

heart's fire, but now you also have to
follow a magic decree.

Magic what?

It's a special rule that keeps the spell
working right. This one states, to

magnify an object, you have to magnify
your attention upon it. While you cast

the spell, you can't let anything
distract you. Okay.

Ow! What? Splinter! Can we sand this
thing down? No, it's an ancient staff

magic in every glorious fiber. You can't
sand it down. All right, all right.

Here we go.

Focus.

Something wrong?

Sorry, it's just your stance is, uh,
here, chin up, elbows out, feet apart,

back, right feet arched. Okay, how's
that feel?

Great. Oh, one more thing. Farley! Okay.
Okay.

Magmora? Get you on.

Don't let the magic spook you.

Okay.

Elbows. What?

Elbows up.

No, no, no. It's too high. That's too
high. I'm trying to focus here. Oh,

yeah, yeah. Focus. Focus on the dance.

Focus.

Focus.

Polly! Stop! Forget it!

What happened?

Looks like you shrunk me. How?

Well, if you mess up a spell, there are
consequences. I only messed up because

you wouldn't stop bothering me. I was
trying to help you. Well, don't try to

help me. Oh, okay. Fine. I won't. Well,
Dad, it's me.

Whoa,

Dad, it's okay. Don't worry. I'm going
to fix this.

Well, where are you going?

To the gas station.

Well, I'm going too.

Fine. Hey, I don't need your help.

Fine with me.

need a little break. My baby leg can't
go that fast.

Look, a gas station.

Oh, good.

Oh, wait, I forgot.

You don't need my help.

Hey, I don't need you to carry me. I'm a
grown man.

Come on, it's okay.

Farley is with me. Yeah, I'm fine, Dad.

The side effects are supposed to wear
off eventually.

Do I look any bigger yet?

Sorry. I didn't see you. Do it again and
you'll see.

Can we have the bathroom key, please?

Okay, be quick. I want to get out of
here.

Okay, I'm going.

That'll be $12 .99.

His head dies right now. How could this
bike get any worse?

You know, I would fly us to help your
boys, but the old things aren't what

used to be. Oh, that's fine. So about
this curse... It's my own fault.

I should be doing my wing exercises
every morning, but you know how bad

Please, the curse. What does it do?
Right. Sorry. It's a guardian curse.

If your boys take the gym, the curse
will rise up.

And assume the form of a mighty beast
and battle your sons to the... Well, how

do your boys do in a crisis? Not great.
One of them is afraid of everything and

the other isn't afraid of anything.

Yeah, that skinny kid of yours is pretty
fearless.

No, no, you mean the big one, Farley.
No, no, the little guy.

He really let me have it. What? No,
look, you said you could help them,

Every curse has a core, the center of
its power.

And only one weapon forged of the rarest
metal can destroy it.

My enchanted sword.

The first pressure.

Well, okay, but you don't seem to have
that on you. I sold it.

Got in a little tax trouble a few years
back, but don't worry. I know just where

to find it. I am on my way, boys. Just
try to stay out of trouble.

What is taking you so long?

work because you stopped using them
you're calling me lazy no no no not you

ancestors what did you say about my
ancestors i didn't mean lazy i'm sorry

sorry he's sorry too you don't need to
fly who needs to fly i mean you got

great bikes what are you doing i was
just discussing his barley i'm trying to

take care of you and dad and you're not
making it any easier dad come on

no no no no way

He's fine.

Thanks to the skillful driving of Sir
Ian Lightfoot. High five.

What's happening?

I think the spell is wearing off.

Get out of my face.

Oh, Shantar's talon. Cops.

Pull over. I don't have a license.

My wallet's still tiny.

explain. Oh, no, Dad!

They're gonna take Dad.

Okay, okay. Oh, I got it. The disguise
spell.

You can disguise yourself to be anyone
you want.

But what if I mess up again? According
to the spell, disguising yourself is a

lie, so you must tell the truth to get
by.

As long as you don't tell a lie, the
spell will be fine. Okay.

Where are we going to be?

Okay, we're taking you down to the
station.

What seems to be the problem?

Here, fellows.

Police folk?

Officer Bronco?

Were you in that van?

Affirmative. And we will, I mean, I will
take full responsibility for that film.

That fellow right there, so you could
just release him over to me.

Hey, I want it to be the front. No way.
I'll do the talking. Bronco, I thought

you were... Working on the other side of
town.

I, uh, changed my mind.

Something wrong?

Just a little neck cramp.

You have to stop lying.

Answer every question with a question.

What exactly are you doing out here? Uh,
what am I doing out here?

What are any of us doing out here?

Whoa. I never thought about it like
that.

Nice. With all due respect, you didn't
answer my question.

Well, we were just...

Exercising some driver's education
drills for Ian.

Who is Ian?

Oh, is that Laurel's kid?

Ian is Laurel's kid.

Your stepson was swerving all over the
road.

Yeah, well... That guy's not all there
today.

Yeah, he does seem a little off.

You seem a little off yourself.

Uh, actually...

If I'm being completely honest, I'm not
super great in this kind of situation,

and I'm starting to freak out a little
bit, and I'm all sweaty and weird, and I

don't know what to say, and I just feel
like I can't do anything right, and I'm

a total weirdo. No, hold on, hold on.

I think I know what's going on here.

You do?

It's not easy being a new parent. My
girlfriend's daughter got me pulling my

hair out, okay?

Oh, uh, yeah.

All right, we can let him go.

Okay, well, I'm just gonna take him to
the van.

Hey, it gets better, all right? Good
luck, Bronco. You too, officer.

Keep working hard, or hardly working.

Now that was a good cold.

I don't envy you, Bronco. That Lightfoot
kid is a handful.

I'm gonna have to disagree with you
there. I think Ian's a pretty stand -up

citizen. Not him. The older one.

What? I mean, the guy's a screw -up.

You can't say you don't agree.

Um, I don't.

What?

I mean, um, uh, okay, well... I gotta
get going. Gotta get, you know... I

I'm late for work. Sorry, I mean, I'm
feeling a little sick. I mean, tired,

and tired. Gotta go!

Man, Bronco is losing it. See, that's
why I never got married. Old Gord, get

dependent.

This is Fector. Can you put me through
to Officer Colt Bronco?

Early.

I don't know what happened back there,
but I don't think you're a screw -up.

Maybe the magic just got it wrong, you
know?

Yeah.

I don't know what happened!

Harley! Harley!

This is all just... I'm not a screw -up.
I didn't say you were. The magic said

it for you. Well, the magic got it
wrong.

Magic doesn't get it wrong. The cop
asked a question, you answered, and

revealed the truth.

Right? Right?

I don't know how any of this stuff
works. All I know is that everything

done tonight has gone wrong. Yeah, it's
gone wrong because you won't listen to

me. Are you kidding?

Because everything we've done has been
your idea.

But you didn't do it my way. You didn't
let me handle the manicure. You freaked

out when I talked to the sprites because
you don't think I have good ideas.

What? Of course I do.

Great. Then I think we should take the
path of peril.

Man, I also think that would be good.

Normally. V? But I told you, this isn't
a game. All that matters today is Dad.

And right now, he's sitting in that van
and he's confused.

What?

What did you do?

I think he can feel the vibrations of
the music, and he's dancing.

Wow.

He is terrible.

Yeah, he's really, really bad.

Oh, no, here we go. No, no, no, thank
you. Yeah, thank you.

Okay,

I see this.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not
really a big dancer.

Just imagine what the top half of this
dance looks like.

I bet it goes something like this.

Oh,

you bent your shoelaces loose there,
Pop.

You know, I want to see him too.

Yeah, I know.

It's not fair for you to call me a screw
-up if you don't give me a chance to

get something right.

Just do one thing my way.

You really think this path of peril is
the best way to go to the mountain?

Where is your magic sword?

It lies beyond those gates.

If we don't leave here with the sword,
your boys are doomed.

There you are.

One garlic crusher. No, curse crusher.
It's a large magical sword.

Sword. Sword, sword, sword.

I mean, I got this.

How much?

We'll call it ten.

Great. Forged of the rarest metals, the
only sword of its kind in all the land.

Hello, old friend. We shall never part
again.

Well, turns out this sword is the only
sword of its kind in all the land. So

let's call it 10 ,000.

You can't do that!

Well, I just did.

Okay, you had better just... Yeah? Hey,
I talked to some other officers and they

said the boys were last seen going
north.

Are they okay?

They're fine.

But the officer said, well, honey, this
night keeps getting stranger and

stranger. Do you know who I am? Some
kind of winged bear snake lady. Oh,

lion scorpion lady.

It sure does.

Listen, I need that sword. My sons have
a once -in -a -lifetime chance to see

their father. Now, my oldest son...

Hey, she's only temporarily paralyzed.
Hey, you can't do this.

Well, I just did. Grab the sword.

Don't, don't touch that. Here you go.
And a little something extra for your

trouble. I love your store. Oh, that's
so pretty.

Laurel, what's happening?

Are you all right?

Laurel! Oh, Colt, I can't talk. The boys
need me.

Wait!

Dang those kids.

Yeah, still here.

Well, good morning to thee, dear
Lightfoot. Welcome to the path of peril.

Not much of a path.

Well, you know, they never really do
that.

Around here. So, heads up, we could run
into anything.

Santicore, wolf dragon, gelatinous cube.

Okay, what is a gelatinous cube? Oh,
it's a giant green cube that instantly

disintegrates all that it touches. We
are not going to run into a... Oh, stop!

What

is

this? Bottomless pit.

Falls in there, falls forever.

Dad, come here.

Ian, check it out. This is an ancient
drop ring. We lower that bad boy and we

are on our way to Raven's Point.

Look around for a lever.

Found it, but it's on the other side.

Okay, I got this.

A loft?

a levitation spell on something that far
away. It only has like a 15 meter

enchanting radius.

Dad, can you believe this guy?

What we need is a trust bridge.

It's a spell that creates a magical
bridge you can walk on. Just say,

Bridgerigar Invisia.

Okay, Bridgerigar Invisia.

Bridgerigar Invisia!

It didn't work.

No, the spell's still going. You won't
know if your bridge worked until you

on it. Step on what?

If you believe the bridge is there, then
it's there. But it's not.

Well, not with that attitude.

I'm not going to step out on nothing.

Now we've got a rope. But you're not
even going to need it because... I want

rope! Okay, I'm just saying you're not
going to need the rope because I know

can make that bridge.

that so bad? Yes!

Are you still alive?

Yes. Okay, so now you know the worst
that can happen, so there's nothing to

scared of, right?

Bridge rigor and physio!

Hey, you can do this.

You got me, right?

I still got you!

Was the rope gone?

Oh, just like the second half of it. I
needed that rope.

Oh, but did you?

Ian, look.

It's a raven.

The clue on the menu said Raven's Point.

Yeah, in the mountains.

But maybe the puzzle didn't mean the
mountain. Maybe it means follow where

raven is pointing.

Ha ha! It's another raven!

That one could be pointing to another
raven. All the way to the gem!

I had us going the wrong way.

Well, I told you. My gut knows where to
go, don't you, boy? Yes, you do.

Come on, Dad.

Guinevere will get us to that raven in
no time.

You guys are in trouble big time.

No, no, no, Colt. We found a spell. If
we finish it before sunset, we'll get to

see our father.

Well, your mom told me there was some
kind of strange family issue going on,

this is definitely strange.

But no, dang it. I'm not letting you
upset your mother anymore.

Now, you get in the vehicle. I'm
escorting you home. No, no way. I'm

to the count of three.

Okay, we'll go. Dan?

He's a police officer.

What are you doing?

I don't know.

Set up!

I need backup!

Run away, Dan!

Even though our lights have been
breaking the rules!

I can't believe I'm running from the
cops!

You're not running from the cops. You're
running from our mom's boyfriend.

Okay, now you're running from the cops.

I shouldn't have driven away.

No, it was great.

Hey, block the road with those boulders.
What? How?

Arcane lightning. You said that's the
hardest spell.

You are ready. To make lightning strike
with ease, one must follow all decrees.

You have to do everything. Speak from
your heart's fire, trust yourself,

all of it.

Voltar Thunderseer!

Voltar Thunderseer!

Voltar Thunderseer!

I can't.

I can't do it.

We're not going to see you, Dad.

And it's all my fault.

What are you doing?

She was just a beat -up old man.

Come on. We gotta go.

Wait.

You see that, Dad? The apprentice has
become the master.

It looks like water.

So what's the X mean?

On a quest, an X only means one thing.

We go to the end of the water, we'll
find that phoenix gem.

This water could go on for miles. We
don't have that kind of time.

If we had something to float on, we
could cast a velocity spell on it. Fly

the tunnel like a magic jet ski. Well,
there's not much to float on.

Remember, on a quest, you have to use
what you've got.

is actually kind of cool.

So what other spells do you know? Oh,
brace yourself, young me.

I know all there is to know of magic.

Colt, we know where the boys are going.
We just have to get to them before they

unleash the curse. What?

Let's try the curse then. The curse? The
curse that protects the gem by turning

into a rock dragon or something? A rock
dragon? I can't explain it. I just know

we have to get to the boys fast.

Oh, we'll get to them fast. We'll get to
them so fast.

And he just drove off.

Huh, good for him.

What? No, I just mean he's scared to
drive. Thinks something's going to come

him out of...

going to get to your sons now?

Come on, pixie dusters! Let's take to
the sky!

How do you feel about exercising those
wings?

Boombastia! Ah, remember.

Oh, right.

Boombastia!

Whoa! Yeah!

You're a natural!

Think fast. Yeah!

Nice!

Careful how much boat you're eating
there, man. We've still got to make it

the end of the tunnel.

Good point.

I can't believe I'm this close to
actually talking to Dad.

You know what I'm going to ask him? If
he ever gave himself a wizard name.

Well, because he was into magic. Lots of
wizards have cool names.

Allura the Majestic.

Burdard the Fanciful.

Anyway, it'll just be nice to have more
than four memories of him.

Uh, three.

Hmm? You only have three memories.

Oh, yeah.

Barley, do you have another memory of
Dad you haven't told me?

No, it's just not my favorite.

What do you mean?

When Dad was sick, I was supposed to go
in and say

goodbye to him.

But he was hooked up to all these tubes,
and he just didn't look like

himself.

I got scared and didn't go in.

That's when I decided I was never going
to be scared ever again.

Ah, looks like we're coming up on
something.

The phoenix gem is just on the other
side.

Careful. There could be booby traps.

This place is like a thousand years old.
There's no way... Oh,

no.

This can't be.

I don't see you.

same shape as the opening maybe we were
supposed to step on it what i got it

We made it!

The phoenix gem awaits beyond this door.
Shall we? We certainly shall.

Dad, we have followed the quest and it
has led us to a...

We're back home.

No, this doesn't make sense. We took the
path of peril.

We followed the ravens. We went to the
end of the water.

Unless the X -Men stay away from the
water.

Or it could be, like, campfire.

It's okay. We can figure this out.
Figure out what?

We're back where we started. I mean, it
has to be here. There was a gauntlet. I

mean, unless that gauntlet was for,
coincidentally, some different quest,

a possibility.

What? No, no, no. This has to be where
the Phoenix Gem is.

I followed my gut.

Oh, no.

What?

The gem is in the mountain. The mountain
we could have been to hours ago if we

just... if we just stayed on the
expressway. No, the expressway is too

You can never take the obvious... I
haven't listened to you, okay?

I can't believe this.

You act like you know what you're doing,
but you don't have a clue, and that's

because you are a screw -up.

And now you've screwed up my chance to
have the one thing I never had.

Where are you going?

To spend what little time we have left
with Dad.

Ian, wait!

We can still find the Phoenix Gem!

We just have to keep looking!

Ian!

Ian!

No,

Dad. He's not here.

I'm looking for an ancient gem.

Ah, yeah. We know. The old days. No.
Stop.

Please. No. Okay. Ow. Okay. Okay.

Leaving.

Thank you

I know you're stronger than that. My
little brother has the magic gear.

Don't hold back.

Hey, you can do this.

Okay, come on, get down right now.

Ian!

Behind you!

Jim?

It's okay. If they stab the beast's core
with that sword, the curse will be

broken. Come on!

What I said before, I am so sorry.
There's no time. The sun's about to set.

Only once is all we get. Grab me the
three bursts. Till tomorrow's sun has

One day to walk the earth.

I am a mighty warrior.

I'll go distract him. What? No.

If you do that, you'll miss Dad.

It's okay.

They had a dad for me.

No. You go and say goodbye.

What? I had someone who looked out for
me. Someone who pushed me to be more

I ever thought I could be.

I never had a dad.

But I always had you.

What do I have? Uh, what do I have? I
have nothing.

Twitter! Magic in every fiber!

Ignore us!

Bye -bye.

What did he say?

He said he always thought his wizard
name would be Weldon the Whimsical.

Wow, that's really terrible.

I know.

He also said he's very proud of the
person you grew up to be.

Well, I owe an awful lot of that to you.

He kind of said that, too.

Oh, and he told me to give you this.

Long ago, the world was full of wonder.

It was adventurous, exciting, and best
of all, there was magic.

And this was a flash of my mighty

sword. I severed the beast's wings from
its wretched body.

Okay, who wants cake?

And I think with a little bit of magic
in your life, you can do almost

Is that how you put the school back
together?

Uh, yes. Is that also how you destroyed
the school in the first place? Uh, also,

yes.

Hey, that was great. Thanks.

Can you go into the park later? Yeah,
see you there.

Who's a good dragon? Who's a good
dragon? So, how was school?

It was really good. Well, all right.

Hey, there he is. You working hard? No,
hardly working.

Oh, I gotta go.

I'm meeting the Manticore for a night
out. You got 8113 in progress. All units

report. Duty calls.

Time to hit the trail.

Oh, you forgot your keys.

Don't meet him.

I was born to run.

Now it's a new van.

Oh, Guinevere the Second is great. I've
almost got enough saved up for a sweet

paint job. No, we don't. Why not?
Because I already took care of it.

Oh, yeah!

Okay, best way to the park is to take a
little something called the Road of

Ruin.

That's too obvious.

Wait, what?

On a quest, a clear path is never the
right one.

You're the soul who understands the
scars that made me who I am.

Through the drifting sands of time, I
got your back and you got mine.

If you bear a heavy load,

I'll be your wheels, I'll be the road.

I'll see us through the thick and thin.

Until the end Cause you carried me with
you

From the highest of the peaks To the
darkness of the blue I

was just too blind to see Like a
lighthouse in a storm

You were always guiding me Yeah, true
You carried

me with you

From the day it all began Yeah, you were
there You took my hand

And when I hurt a bit too deep You
watched me

as I fell asleep And with my head within
the cloud

You found a way to pull me out You
picked my

heart up

You can't.

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