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Thank you
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Well, not too long ago in 1944, when
every mother Trump was going off to war,
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they had to lift their spirit high.
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Motherhood and apple pie. Instead of
sending money that they didn't have in
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spots in the Bronx, they went to hear
the kind of jazz you hear in funky honky
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tonk. It makes you want to jump, shout,
knock yourself out.
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Boogie woogie beat is what I'm talking
about.
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You have the heat receiving, you can
dance away.
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To the boogie woogie music the piano man
was playing. You can jump, shout, knock
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yourself out.
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Boogie woogie beat is what I'm talking
about.
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You can pull a picture on it, it can
slow, slow down. Put the boogie woogie
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on the piano man was going to town.
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And every night that dunk would jump.
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And keep them coming back for more. Man,
they make you want to jump. Shout,
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knock yourself out.
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Do the boogie -woogie music, the piano
man will play and you can knock out.
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Knock yourself out. Do the boogie
-woogie beat, that's what I'm talking
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You can pull a boogie -boogie, hit the
go -go down. Put the boogie -woogie beat
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on the piano man, I'm going to town.
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Do the boogie -woogie music of the
animal man who could jump out. Knock
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out. Boogie -woogie beat is what I'm
talking about.
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You could pull a switchy -boony, it
could slow you down. Do the boogie
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beat of the animal man. Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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Do, do, do, do, yeah.
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Do, do, do, do, yeah.
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Shake it down, down, down.
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Shake it down, down, down.
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Shake it down, down, down.
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Shake it down.
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Check it out. Check it out. Check it
out.
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Check it out. Check it out.
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Yeah.
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Ladies and gentlemen, it's the star of
our show, Bummy Super.
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Thank you.
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why I'm laughing.
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I've got a sore head.
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Oh, think of my mother.
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Oh, dear.
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Look at that.
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I've been getting these terrible bad
dreams.
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I dreamt the other night I was plucking
a chicken.
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And I woke up next morning and the wife
was bored.
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Oh, dear.
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What a wonderful day it's been, hasn't
it?
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Do you know it's been 70 degrees in the
shade?
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I was clever. I stayed in the sun.
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I was doing a little bit of sunbathing.
I was lying out there today.
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A little boy crept across me and he
poured something all over my back.
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He said, this will make you brown. I
said, what is it? He said, gravy.
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Oh, good.
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I've got my dog with me.
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He's a one -man dog. All he bites me.
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I say to attack, and he has one.
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My next -door neighbour said to me, he
said, you've got to get rid of that dog.
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I said, why?
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He said, he keeps chasing people on a
bicycle.
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I said, I'll take his bike away.
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You know, I knew a man once who had a
dog, and he treated this dog very badly.
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And he went away for about six months.
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He went away for about six months one
day. Six months.
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And he left this dog no food or any
water.
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I know.
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No food or any water.
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And when he came back, when he came
back, he opened the door and
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there was this faithful dog there
wagging his tail.
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And he went towards his master and he
jumped on him and he ripped him to
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I'll tell you what I'll do now for you.
I'd like to sing and play for you.
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Play the piano. I shall sing for you
with that pleasure.
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I should sing for you.
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I feel like I fell off a wedding cake.
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When you walk through the storm, keep
your
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head up high.
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I did that.
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And I fell in a puddle.
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golf the other day.
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Got a hole in one. The other sock was
perfect.
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And I'm standing there with a golf club
like that.
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I'm standing there like that, see?
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And they said, keep your eye on the
ball.
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Keep your eye on it. That's what they
tell you. Keep your eye on the ball.
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And I looked up, and somebody pitched a
trolley.
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I've now produced for this top hat a
live rabbit.
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Just wave over here like this.
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I've now produced a live rabbit.
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Hocus -pocus, fish -posed chokers.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Danny Doyle.
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Come day, go day.
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Wish in me heart.
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Drinking buttermilk all the week And
whiskey on a Sunday
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He sits on the corner of Old Beggar's
Bush A stride of an
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old packing case And the dolls on the
end of the blank they were dancing As
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he crooned with a smile on his face Come
day, go
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day
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Wishing me hearty quiz Sunday Drinking
buttermilk all
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the week Whiskey on a Sunday His tired
old
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hands from the wooden beam And the
puppets, they danced up and down
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A far better show than you ever will see
In the fanciest
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theater in town
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Come day go day Wishing me heart it was
Sunday
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Drinking buttermilk all the week Whiskey
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on a Sunday But in 1902 Old said Davey
Tite
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His song was heard no more
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The three dancing dolls in the dustbin
were thrown, and the plane went to mend
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the back door.
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Come day, go day, wish in me heart it
was Sunday.
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Drinking buttermilk all the week,
whiskey on a Sunday.
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On some stormy night, if you're passing
that way.
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And the wind's blowing up from the sea.
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You can still hear the song of old Sir
Davy as he grooms to his dancing dogs
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free.
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Come day, go day.
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Wish in me heart it was Sunday.
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Drinking buttermilk all the way.
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Whiskey on a Sunday.
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Come day, go day.
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Wishing me heart it was Sunday.
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Drinking buttermilk all the week.
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Whiskey on a Sunday.
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Bill was handed down to me by my great
-grandfather.
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It's been in my family for years and
years and years.
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Please.
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What was I talking about?
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It's been in my family for years and
years and years.
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Keep it up.
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Good. Good.
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I knew you were in.
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But I didn't know where you were
sitting.
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I just saw that on the spur of the
moment.
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I did.
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On the spur... I did, honestly.
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Oh, this could drive me sane.
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This was handed down to me by my great
-grandfather. A genuine, genuine
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Meckleston.
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It is.
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Genuine. Look, I'll show you. Look at
this.
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And now, ladies and gentlemen, meet my
guest star, Mr. Danny Doyle.
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Thank you very much indeed. Good
evening, ladies and gentlemen.
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I'd like to sing for you a very
marvellous folk song. It's called...
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blowing in the wind.
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must the cannonball fly before they're
forever banned
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the answer my friend is blowing in the
wind the
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answer is blowing in the wind the answer
my friend is
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blowing in the wind the answer is
blowing in the wind
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how many years can a man
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Yes,
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and how many times will a man turn his
head Pretending he just doesn't
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see The answer, my friend, is slowing
him away
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The answer is blowing in the wind.
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How many times can a man look up before
he can see
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the sky?
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Guessing how many years must one man
have before he can
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hear people cry?
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Guessing how many deaths will it take
till he knows that too many
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people...
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Thank you.
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gentlemen introducing jackie mark i
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didn't
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even know you you couldn't have been too
much more than
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ladies and gentlemen, I have to give you
impressions now. Famous people have
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famous countries in the world.
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Famous countries and famous people.
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The first... My
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bad leg again.
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The first... What's the first?
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Oh, yeah.
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The first... Uncle Sam!
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All right.
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Jumble!
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All right.
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Now, I don't know who that is.
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It's not mine.
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Napoleon!
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Give me a time to get up.
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It's all going wrong tonight. I can't
understand it.
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Don't keep giving me that.
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English sailor.
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American sailor.
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Change sailors at once.
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You know it.
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Get those elephants off the street.
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All right.
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You're drawing me now.
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And now, for the wonderful film, The
Prisoner of Zinda.
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Nelson. That's right, isn't it?
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Half Nelson.
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We should not have
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lost the war.
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Why?
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the desert song
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oil
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of
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me why not take oil of me
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thank you
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Bit of a shock, but thanks.
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Do you like the coat?
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Camo hair.
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It is genuine camo hair.
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It is.
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Do you believe me?
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are the one and only Frank Sinatra.
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Look down, look down, that lonesome road
before
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you travel on.
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Make your maker!
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Stop.
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