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Ladies and gentlemen, it's Cooper.
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Just like that.
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I don't know anything about that.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to tell
you something now. I invented this.
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Fine invention.
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You know sometimes when you go to the
cinema, and people behind you keep
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all the time, and you can't listen to
the film, can you?
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Right?
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That's quite true, isn't it? Wasn't
there the next?
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Oh, yes.
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They've got to have it out there. But
anyway, sometimes when you go to the
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cinema, you want to watch it with the
people behind you keep talking. So I
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thought of the idea to put that on.
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And then you can listen to the film.
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Without people behind talking.
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Then if you don't like the film, you can
listen to the conversation.
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Do you know, I missed my cat nap today.
I slept right through it.
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I did really.
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I don't know, I keep walking about here
for like... You know,
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when you go to the... Because I like to
go to the films.
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And you know when you go to the cinema
scope, why, isn't it?
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And a man went once to the cinema scope,
and you look like that all the time,
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don't you?
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And he did that, but he swallowed his
head off.
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I'd like you now to show how versatile I
am.
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I'd like to give my impression of Romeo
and Juliet.
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Which I don't think Doug has ever seen
before.
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Romeo and Juliet, and I shall play both
parts.
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Ah.
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It's quite a bit.
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I hear there was someone in your
chambers last night.
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Yes,
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there was.
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Lovely sisters.
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You may have seen them before.
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I think they're beautiful.
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A nice big welcome to the Sisters
Dawang.
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She died when I was born We lived in a
one room shanty But daddy tried to make
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it a home
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Oh, by the time that I was ten years
old, I had a little rockin' old band.
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And Daddy's eyes were growin' dead, but
I didn't understand.
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He would be so proud of me each time
he'd hear us play.
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We didn't have much money, but things
didn't seem so bad.
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I felt just like the queen of the world
when I was with my dad.
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Keep the bells a -ringing Spread your
music from town
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All right, tell me a heavy word. Would
you mind just taking a card, sir?
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Hold that card very tightly in your
hand, right?
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And don't let it go.
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Take it down. All
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right,
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all right, get her off.
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Get her off.
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Get her off.
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Here's this.
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What's with us?
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Got any
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soap?
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Soap!
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A piece of avocado in half?
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Whee, like that.
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And now the rope will become one long
piece of rope.
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I'm alive.
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And then, ladies and gentlemen, I want
you to meet someone now.
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The great... The great saga
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from Alabama.
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Oh, I'll do it, sir.
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He thinks what I think, and I think what
he thinks.
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And while he's thinking what I'm
thinking, I'm thinking what he's
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And that's how we work together, hand in
hand.
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Thinking to each other.
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Are you?
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I'll speak to you when it's late in the
tournament.
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The whole arts department.
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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Oh, really?
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I didn't know that.
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Surprise me.
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What's that?
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Oh.
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What is he going to do in a moment?
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He's going to blindfold himself.
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And I will get one or two articles from
the audience.
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And then while he's thinking,
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about this, it would describe the
articles.
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Can I borrow something from the audience
here?
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Anybody else?
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As
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he
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doesn't speak English, he won't
understand what I'm talking about.
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a cigarette, and a watch.
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He can't understand.
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Right? I will just speak to him once
again in his native tongue.
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He's quite correct.
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He just said that what I've got here
from the
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members of the audience is a wallet,
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pack of cigarettes, and a watch.
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Right here.
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I'm going to take that now to the
audience.
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really a trick.
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It's kind of an
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observation.
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It's a ball and cup.
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And what you have to do is to guess
where the ball is.
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Now do that.
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Is it in my pocket or is it under the
cup?
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Oh, you say so.
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Under the cup, you're quite right.
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I'll do it again.
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Is it under the cup or in my pocket?
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In the pocket, you're quite right,
madam.
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Now, where is it now?
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On top.
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Look at that.
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Thank you.
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I put it in my
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pocket like this.
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Take it through. Hold that, sir.
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Throw it towards the cup.
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When you walk through the storm, hold
your head up high
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and don't be afraid of
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the dark.
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Don't be afraid of the dark.
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