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in. Pizza.
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Who
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the hell
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has pizza for breakfast anyway?
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Well, not me.
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It's like a crisp.
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You need to get a grip, man.
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You've already left the shower running
and you put your dirty pants in the
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freezer. Rubbish. I just put a wash on.
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Didn't? Did.
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Didn't?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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My mind is frazzled, you know.
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25 years I've been trying to get into
this Skittles final.
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And now the day's arrived, I just need
to zone in on it. You know, focus my
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mind.
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Who have you got?
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It's the winner of the Cannon Valley.
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They're playing now. It'll either be
Tony Parrott or Benny Beard.
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Is Benny Beard the one with the... The
Beard, yeah.
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As long as it's not Tony Parrott.
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My whole rep in this valley's at stake,
yeah.
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That man has beaten me for 12 years on
the run and he rubs my nose in front of
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everyone. He is a cheat and a liar.
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And he slept with your wife?
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Tony Perrott slept with my wife.
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I think you knew.
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Everybody knew.
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This is for you and Dad.
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No bills before bingo jinxes me.
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It's a resignation letter.
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Who from?
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Me. It's time to move on.
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Set up on my own.
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Why now?
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Because I'm ready.
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And Dad doesn't take me seriously.
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Never has.
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Rubbish. I just hope he won't be too
upset, that's all.
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Look, I've got a letter for you. Hey,
Tony Barrett. Look, the thing is, I need
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to... I'm leaving the business.
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Fine. I'm off to the club.
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Who have I got?
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Just writing it down.
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Benny Beard or Tony Parrott?
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Just going to write it.
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Can't you just tell me?
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I have to write it. Jesus.
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It's committee rules, Clint.
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You write the finalist down. You don't
tell people.
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It's part of the surprise.
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Right.
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Well, do it, then.
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Please don't be Tony Parrott.
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Please don't be Tony Parrott.
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Tony Parrott.
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Glenn Tucker.
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How about your pint?
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I never drink before a match.
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Chicken?
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I don't eat before one either.
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No, no. Are you chicken? Are you too
chicken to have a drink with a champ?
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An office?
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Yeah. You've got a spare room and I'll
pay.
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Fine. I could do with the extra.
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Just keep your distance. I'm coming down
with something.
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No props.
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I'll just start getting my stuff in.
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What stuff?
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Office stuff.
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I've got loads. I went to Clark and he's
been on the case.
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You mean on the rob?
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The tax office won't miss a few tables
and chairs, Nat.
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You sure you're doing the right thing?
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It's a big move you're about to make.
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Uh -huh.
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It's only next door.
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I'll just bring it all round on a
trolley.
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You call us, yes?
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Later. Now, you listen to me, good boy.
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It's been three days.
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I'll say what you like about her, and I
will.
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She got on my tits.
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But no woman deserves to find out that
her fiancé has been sleeping around with
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his wife.
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Ex -wife.
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And it was once.
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Once too many.
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So you go and make sure she's okay.
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She was broken -hearted.
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She's a broken woman. So you do the
decent thing. Okay, fine.
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Fine. I'll call her now.
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Hiya.
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Hiya, Nan.
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I just pinned down Kerry Flowers and I
told her there is no way I want a blue
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bouquet.
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the napkins are blue and she's
convincing me blue roses. I was like, I
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a smurf.
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Anyway, I've organised a sample menu
taster tomorrow at the manor, but I'll
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Bobby for that.
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Coffee? Coffee, Bob? I'd want cupcakes.
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Create the name, create the brand.
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Edda, for who's that?
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She had it. Oh, put it in there.
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Can you put it in there?
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In future, you'll be having it over your
head.
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Hey, it's nice in here.
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Look at the posters.
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Proper professional.
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Yeah, I'm trying to think of a name for
the new business.
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Big Billy's?
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Big Bill?
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Big Bill's Bit?
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This is trigaric, Billy.
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People don't like show -offs.
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To Garrick Enterprises, CEO Billy Tucker
speaking.
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Thank you, Peter.
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Martini and lemonade.
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No ice?
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Correct.
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To the final.
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Cut this, Mum.
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I know I hear you.
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It's time to put me off.
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Why would I need to do that? You've lost
to me for the last 13 years.
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12. I was counting this evening.
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Look at this.
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County champion's jacket, only to be
worn by reigning champs.
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You ever worn it, Glyn? No, he hasn't.
Thank you, Melvin.
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I can ask my own questions. Thank you
very much.
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No, I haven't.
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What's your point?
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My point is, I've not had to hand this
over for five years.
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And I'm so confident about tonight, I
got my lover to throw something on the
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inside. What does that say?
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Cotton traded.
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Next to that, my name.
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Afraid you'll get lost, is she?
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Want to put your hand in? Touch the
cloth?
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Feel the quality?
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It's the closest you'll ever get to
wearing it.
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I found out this morning that you slept
with my ex -wife.
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That was yonks ago.
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I never knew.
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Everyone knew.
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I didn't.
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Melvin didn't. Yeah, I knew.
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Jesus. So?
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So? This is personal, man. Always
personal to me.
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Because I'm a winner. Oh.
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See these badges here?
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What do they say?
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Winner.
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See this chain?
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What does it say?
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Ticket. Wrong. Money.
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Look at you.
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Look at your clothes.
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Look at your sandals. Look at your face.
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What does that say?
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No scrapping the bar.
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We had the floors mopped last week. Calm
down, Tonto.
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Says you're a loser. Because that's what
you are, Glenn. Always have been.
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Always will be. A loser.
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Now, I've got something to show you.
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Follow me.
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She's acting like nothing's happened.
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It's like she can't remember anything.
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You know what she is, don't you?
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Thick. No.
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She's in denial.
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She can't accept it. You two are over.
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I don't want to marry her, Nan. Well,
you've got to tell her.
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And make sure it's good and clear.
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What's good and clear?
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The weather this afternoon.
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Well, we don't want to marry you.
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I'll leave you to it.
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There she is.
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Brand new, not a lease.
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And all mine.
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All from side bets that I placed on
myself.
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Now, what are you driving at the moment,
Glenn? It's still that old Golf, isn't
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it? Something else.
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Something better.
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Look at you.
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You don't have to do this, Glenn.
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Do yourself a favour, yeah?
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Don't show up tonight.
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Save yourself the embarrassment.
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If you concede now, you can save all
that pain.
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Never. I will show tonight.
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And I will beat you. And I will ruin
your rep and rub your face in it.
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you were nothing but a bragger and a
bullshitter and a bully.
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Want to bet on it?
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Any day.
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Well, shall we say 200 pounds?
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200? Why, you're going to win, aren't
you? What is that, your chicken?
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300.
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Whoa, they clean. 400.
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500. Tell you what, you win, I give you
500.
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I win, you give me that van of yours.
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I don't think it's worth that, to be
honest. Are you still here? Deal.
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Fine.
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It's a bet.
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You like that?
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Wibble wobble, wibble wobble, jelly on a
thing.
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Nice wheels, Glenn, eh?
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Swartzy. What's your speed now?
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Wide load approaching.
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Right.
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Sorry to bother you, Don.
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Maybe next time, eh?
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Lash, we are not getting married.
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What if I promise you, if you go through
with the ceremony, then I'll keep out
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of your way after we're married.
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What? I'll go in a different room and I
won't talk to you.
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Just like my mum and dad.
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I'm really sorry, Lash.
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I don't love you.
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We're over.
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You just made a big mistake, Bobby
Tucker.
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You will regret this.
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Forever.
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Billy Tucker.
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Yeah, listen. I was just wondering if
you wanted any stuff shipped into the
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yard. No, I got all the clocks by and I
haven't.
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All right.
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Yeah, the Tucker's already doing their
round.
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OK.
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Sorry.
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Bye, then.
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The next ball that hits my bog will be
removed from your rectum.
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Simon, I've got to practice.
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I'm warning you.
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I'm in the county final tonight.
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So? I got Tony Parrott. So?
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He slept with my wife.
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We all know that. Anyway,
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I've got to practice.
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I've sort of had a bet with him.
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What sort of bet?
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What have you done, Glenn?
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How about the van?
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You useless sack of...
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Derek?
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Billy Tucker.
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Look. Look, I know the Tuckers already
do that round, but... Yeah, they won't
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have a van or tow bike tomorrow.
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Yeah.
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Seriously.
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One more time.
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Right, concentrate now. On the target.
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Zone in.
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And boom.
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Oh, see, nothing.
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I can't. It's useless.
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Look at me. I'm shaking. I'm shaking
like a pregnant nun, yeah?
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He's got inside me. He's got inside my
head. Can you hear him? He's there like
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bug. Then just pull out.
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Never.
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I will never pull out.
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Ill, you say?
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Yeah.
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Trouble below.
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Cacanet, are you?
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Doctor's orders.
268
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I've just been told I'm not allowed to
bend down for at least a month.
269
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One of my piles has just popped.
270
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Apparently it's like a space opera down
there.
271
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I think there was a section on ill
health. Oh, good.
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Here we go.
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Let me see.
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Yes.
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There's a way you can pull out.
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Oh, thank God for that.
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If you're dead.
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Eh? You dead, Clint?
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No. See you at 6am.
280
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Don't remember.
281
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You're an attacker.
282
00:15:12,950 --> 00:15:15,330
You don't have to be afraid of him. What
do you think about him, Dad? What do
283
00:15:15,330 --> 00:15:16,650
you think about him? You bring him home.
284
00:15:16,890 --> 00:15:17,890
I ain't a tiger.
285
00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:21,010
Come on, then. You got it, Dad. You can
do it. You'll get it, Dad.
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00:15:21,350 --> 00:15:22,169
Come on.
287
00:15:22,170 --> 00:15:23,170
You can do it.
288
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:27,050
It's all you, Dad. You got this. Come
on. Hey, bring it home. Come on, now.
289
00:15:27,110 --> 00:15:28,270
Bring it home, Dad. Don't be crazy.
290
00:15:28,770 --> 00:15:29,770
Get in there.
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00:15:30,290 --> 00:15:32,050
Yeah, we've got Snowball's chance for
now.
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We come to the main bout of the evening.
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The county final.
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From Anasabul, holder of the green
jacket and still
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undefeated county champion, Tony.
296
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:15,280
And in the final for the first time,
totally unexpected and certainly not the
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00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:21,320
favourite, from Tree Garrick itself,
it's the ten -ton pin,
298
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:28,240
the gump with the ramp, it's Big Glenn
Tucker!
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00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:32,960
Silence,
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please. End one.
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00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:37,920
Tony, two.
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00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,160
Bowl first.
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00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:06,959
Show him what you're made of.
304
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,119
Go on. Go on, Dad.
305
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:29,640
Nothing.
306
00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:32,680
Never mind.
307
00:17:57,070 --> 00:17:59,550
It's not where you're at.
308
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,470
It's not where you've been.
309
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:43,860
The bar is open.
310
00:18:44,060 --> 00:18:45,060
Thank you.
311
00:18:45,580 --> 00:18:46,580
Good effort, Dad.
312
00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:47,660
Keep going.
313
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:48,860
Well done, boy.
314
00:18:49,060 --> 00:18:51,240
He's playing chickeny. He's a disgrace.
315
00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:53,840
Look at them there, Glenn, hey?
316
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:57,040
Grinning like idiots while I whip your
arse.
317
00:18:57,820 --> 00:18:59,280
That's the problem with the Tuckers,
isn't it?
318
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,200
Thick as cool custard.
319
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:04,080
Hey, you keep my family out of this, all
right?
320
00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:06,260
Oh, that's it. Aye, off you go.
321
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:07,480
Back away, chicken.
322
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:08,739
All right, Glenn?
323
00:19:08,740 --> 00:19:09,740
Oh, jeez.
324
00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:11,340
What are you doing here?
325
00:19:12,370 --> 00:19:13,370
Find out who's winning.
326
00:19:13,790 --> 00:19:14,790
Cut the gloat to me.
327
00:19:15,370 --> 00:19:16,610
How are we doing? All right?
328
00:19:17,730 --> 00:19:19,370
Where did you spend the first half?
329
00:19:20,350 --> 00:19:21,349
In the bog?
330
00:19:21,350 --> 00:19:23,450
That's very funny. That is hysterical,
that, yeah?
331
00:19:23,650 --> 00:19:25,450
Have your laugh and just push off.
332
00:19:26,650 --> 00:19:29,590
You remember when Pallet slept with your
wife?
333
00:19:29,790 --> 00:19:31,230
No, I wasn't there.
334
00:19:32,870 --> 00:19:34,190
She laughed about it.
335
00:19:34,810 --> 00:19:35,810
Do I?
336
00:19:36,190 --> 00:19:37,190
I had a go at her.
337
00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:39,450
She was making an idiot of you.
338
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,520
Not that I'd like you, but you're our
idiot.
339
00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:51,200
She assured me she'd only been with him
the once, and it was a total trouble.
340
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:56,600
Well, apparently...
341
00:19:56,600 --> 00:20:01,800
Eh?
342
00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:03,780
Really.
343
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,820
He's not the man, Glenn.
344
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:09,640
You're the man.
345
00:20:20,170 --> 00:20:21,170
Oh, the mouth.
346
00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:33,330
Glyn Tucker.
347
00:20:33,850 --> 00:20:34,850
Come on, Glyn.
348
00:20:43,850 --> 00:20:47,030
Strike for Glyn Tucker.
349
00:20:49,879 --> 00:20:51,600
Nothing. Out my way.
350
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:53,320
Tony Parrott.
351
00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:03,100
She moved on my short dress.
352
00:21:03,420 --> 00:21:04,620
Who? Peggy Tucker.
353
00:21:05,020 --> 00:21:07,600
Wash your mouth so you smarmy get.
354
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:08,880
Absolutely.
355
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:11,840
Pick your paws up.
356
00:21:19,860 --> 00:21:22,760
This is taking the piss now.
357
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:28,940
They're just a rabble. They're a mob.
They're an unruly bunch of peasants.
358
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:34,720
Can we get on with this?
359
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,060
Tony Parrott? Nothing.
360
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:40,920
Clint Tucker.
361
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,400
Come on, guys.
362
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,780
Come on, Clint. Go on.
363
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:06,840
Quiet, please.
364
00:22:07,740 --> 00:22:08,740
Tie -break.
365
00:22:09,820 --> 00:22:10,820
Sudden death.
366
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:12,640
Come on, Dad.
367
00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:13,900
Come on.
368
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,160
Come on, Dad.
369
00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:19,360
Pressure. Pressure, eh?
370
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:21,760
Imagine losing to him.
371
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:25,380
Go on, Dad. It'll be a joke. You're
laughing stock in this money.
372
00:22:26,060 --> 00:22:28,840
Tony Parrott, you bowl first.
373
00:22:56,880 --> 00:23:01,340
Come on. Come on. Come on.
374
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:54,060
I knew I had him on the rack, right? So,
hey, I took my bowl, yeah, and my hands
375
00:23:54,060 --> 00:23:56,060
were shaking a bit. But you know what
got me going?
376
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:59,180
I looked across and I thought, thank God
I got you lot.
377
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,220
Yeah? My family.
378
00:24:02,060 --> 00:24:03,060
My boys.
379
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:04,520
Hey?
380
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:05,919
Excuse me a sec.
381
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:06,920
Yeah. Hey.
382
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:08,560
Derek?
383
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,000
Look, job's off.
384
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:15,100
Yeah, they've got their van back.
385
00:24:16,060 --> 00:24:17,780
Look, I'm folding your guy again to pray
with.
386
00:24:19,070 --> 00:24:20,070
I know, yeah.
387
00:24:20,270 --> 00:24:21,310
I'm going to add him on the work. Yeah.
388
00:24:22,010 --> 00:24:24,430
You'd be better off sticking with the
Tuckers. Oh, I knew the day was coming.
389
00:24:24,570 --> 00:24:27,250
Yeah. I'm going to practice with Murphy.
I didn't need it. Right. He said you
390
00:24:27,250 --> 00:24:28,250
want to practice. It's on me.
391
00:24:28,290 --> 00:24:28,949
Is it?
392
00:24:28,950 --> 00:24:29,950
First time ever.
393
00:24:30,150 --> 00:24:31,310
Come on, then.
394
00:24:33,170 --> 00:24:37,770
Can I please ask Tony Perrett and Glyn
Tucker to join me up front?
395
00:24:50,410 --> 00:24:56,610
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the new
county skittles champion, Mr.
396
00:24:56,790 --> 00:24:59,230
Glenn Tucker!
397
00:25:01,190 --> 00:25:02,190
Yes!
398
00:25:04,350 --> 00:25:06,970
And now,
399
00:25:11,910 --> 00:25:16,050
the time -honoured tradition of the
handing over of the green jacket.
400
00:25:16,390 --> 00:25:17,390
Tony, please.
401
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:20,439
Won't fit in.
402
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:21,940
Just give me the jacket. Too small.
403
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,600
No, it's not. Got my name in it. Just
give me the bloody jacket.
404
00:25:24,980 --> 00:25:28,800
Come on, give me the jacket. Come on.
405
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:30,320
You want it, I swear.
406
00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:34,100
Hey.
407
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,680
Oh, come on, give me the jacket.
408
00:26:01,450 --> 00:26:07,330
the winner thank you ladies and
gentlemen
409
00:26:07,330 --> 00:26:11,210
I'd like to tell you the story of a
little boy with a dream
410
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:25,160
Anyway, thanks for coming. The bar's
still open, so you crack on.
411
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:29,640
Hey. Huh?
412
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:30,720
What do you think you're going?
413
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:32,420
500, wasn't it?
414
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:33,920
500 it was.
415
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:42,480
500.
416
00:27:45,980 --> 00:27:46,980
You OK?
417
00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:48,680
Oh, yeah, I'm fine. I was thirsty.
418
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:51,940
Well, at least the night can't get any
worse.
419
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:57,960
What?
420
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:01,920
I'm pregnant, Bob.
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