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Law on today.
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It's a big job, so they've asked a big
man.
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You looking after the club for a couple
of hours, not running MI5?
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Aye. That club is the heartbeat of this
village, ma 'am.
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For generations, the people of Targarig
have met there to discuss and debate
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and... Get it, Pete?
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Yeah, very funny.
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Go on, Al.
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What?
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You going ball, boy?
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Huh? Don't be ridiculous.
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No, seriously, is that a ball patch in
the front there?
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Bull patch?
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Stop it.
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It's just thinning a bit that's all.
Thinning?
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Oh, my God.
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I've turned into my father.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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It was a mistake. I know.
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It was wrong. I know.
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I'm getting married and I've just slept
with my wife. Shh.
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We've got to pretend it never happened.
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OK.
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Well, go then, before Shakira wakes up.
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Morning, Dad.
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Morning, love.
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Morning, Nat.
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Sorry to pop over so early. We're out of
eggs next door.
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They're in the fridge.
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Yep.
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This can't be happening.
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Tell me this isn't happening.
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Oh, it's happening, boy.
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There's only everyone alone in this
family.
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My father was bald.
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His father before him.
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Me was about to thin myself.
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What's the panic, anyway?
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There's nothing wrong with being a
baldy. Baldy?
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How long do you think I've got?
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A year?
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A month?
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Weeks, even?
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You know what happens.
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Wither Uncle Ben came out overnight.
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He woke up in the morning, thought the
cat was on the pillow.
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Dear God!
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Me and Dawn will get it done.
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Don't say that. She's my bingo partner.
No.
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She hates baldies. All baldies.
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Doesn't find them sexy.
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What am I going to do?
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Onions.
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What?
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Rub half an onion into your skull.
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Stop talking posh, Robin.
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You'll have him drowning chickens under
a full moon next.
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What sort of onion?
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Dirty God.
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Aye, aye.
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The wanderer returns.
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All right. Where have you been all
night?
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I left the light on. I couldn't sleep.
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I stayed at Lash's.
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Oh, stuck up. Myrin's led you in, then?
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Yeah.
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What's that in your hand?
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Eggs.
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Eggs?
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Myrin thought you might like some eggs.
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Why would she think I want eggs?
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Does she think I can't afford eggs?
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Can't everyone stop talking about eggs?
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Right, well, I'd love to stay and chat,
but I'm on a tight schedule today.
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People to do, things to see.
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Time waits for no man and all the rest
of it.
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Hello.
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This is on the floor.
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For you boys.
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See you later.
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What about Gramps?
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What do you want?
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Nothing. Rubbish. You want to call me
Gramps or do you want something?
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I need some money.
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Don't we all?
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I think I'm going to do in a car boot.
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Anything you want to get rid of?
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No. Murphy, but nobody could pay for it.
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Hey, it's a big day today.
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I'm in charge of the club.
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All on your own? Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, and the manager, the main man, the
boss, the big boy.
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So, mind yourself, the wheels of
industry move very far.
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Sit down and relax.
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The cavalry's arrived.
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You here then?
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Hey, it's a clean technique you're
looking at, mate. Have I ever let you
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You shrunk my carpets when you said you
were a plumber. You left my mother in
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the wrong airport for the holiday.
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It wasn't a question.
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It's just a saying, that's all.
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It's just a saying. I made a list.
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I don't need a list. On it are just
three things. Yeah, I don't need a list.
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Number one,
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never leave the bar unattended.
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Obvious.
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Number two, there's a bloke called
Stanko from the bottom of the valley.
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He's as rough as dogs.
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Nicks anything and falls asleep and
pisses himself.
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Do not let him in.
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Never. Number three, make sure we're
completely stocked up for tonight.
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This exhibition must be sold out.
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I need it to be a success.
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You got all that?
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Listen. Just calm down. This is going to
be like water off a sponge.
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I'll be back as soon as the funeral is
over.
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Just take your time. Enjoy yourself.
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It's the funeral, Glyn.
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My only uncle has died.
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Oh, right. Yeah, of course.
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Sorry. Still, lovely way to go, eh?
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Lying on a beach.
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He wasn't sunbathing, Glyn.
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He'd been washed up.
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Six days he'd been missing for.
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Right.
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Just read the list.
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I'm all over this.
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You sure this will work?
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Course it will.
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It's medically proven.
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My head feels like it's going to burst,
man.
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Ah, that's the blood. The increased
circulation.
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After you finish that, stick some celery
in you.
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You are. Trust me. Eat three stalks of
celery a day.
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You'll have rocks like Beyonce.
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Where have you been?
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Sparring.
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That letter's still up here.
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Lynn? Lynn?
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What brings your scraggy arse back here?
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I've come to see our boys.
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How do I look?
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Like a man gone crack.
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Be your real, authentic self.
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You are.
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This is what I look like bald, so I need
to get used to it.
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Wear it for a few days.
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Let people see it.
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Be loud.
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And proud.
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Try the tea bags under your arms yet?
No. And I'm not going to.
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I need to embrace my boldiness.
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To own it.
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A load of old claptrap.
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We've had a letter.
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If it's about those parking fines, tell
them someone nicked the van.
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It's from Mum.
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Oh, Mum.
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No, Kenny Shed's from number nine.
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Why is she out in class?
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Jesus, really, will you?
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Big words.
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Fun. Tupper, boys?
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No, you're all right, Nan.
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What's all that whispering about,
anyway?
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Nothing.
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We need to pop out.
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Salt and vinegar, please.
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Water, please.
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Please, can I have blue crips?
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Right, Nan?
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Hi.
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Yeah, you?
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Where'd you get this lot from?
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Clark. They're out on a date.
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Yeah, I've told her. If their parents
come back complaining, she's taking the
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rap, not me.
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Fair enough.
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Bob?
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I'm in a rush.
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Maybe we should tell her.
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What? Rush.
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I feel terrible.
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Have you gone total tonto? Bobby, come
in!
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Whatever you were thinking, stop it.
Right? We agreed.
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It never happened.
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I tell you now, I don't know why you're
waiting about here.
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You're wasting your time. There's no way
my boys will come to meet you.
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We'll see.
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In the meantime, any chance of a drink?
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Don't bother me.
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Get on the stump.
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I never liked it.
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It was all you drank. It was all you
bought me.
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It was cheap.
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I'll have a Southern Comfort, dry ginger
and fresh lime.
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It's called a Gatsby.
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Terry introduced me to it.
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Nice.
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Month's out coming up.
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It's good with him, then?
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Perry? Of course.
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He's a wonderful man.
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Every morning he buys me flowers.
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Yeah, that means he's seen someone else.
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He's done so much for me over the years.
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Yeah, I noticed.
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Your nose is smaller and that bra's
definitely packing a few more spuds.
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There you go.
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On the house.
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Very kind.
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Not at all.
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My place, isn't it?
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You manage it?
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No, no.
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Own it.
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Yeah, it's not a club anymore.
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It's a private concern, this is.
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I am raking in it.
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Oh, yes.
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Welcome to Glyn's Bar.
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Really?
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Because the sign outside still says it's
a social club.
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Yeah, I know.
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And trust me, heads have rolled for
that.
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You were only three when she left.
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Your dad rowed a lot.
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I can't make up for the lot to do, but I
would still love to have a relationship
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with you. I'll understand if you say no.
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Well, she sounds nice.
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She sounds a nightmare.
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I don't want to see her.
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Don't you want to know, though, where
she went?
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I've always wondered.
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Not interested.
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There's absolutely no way I'm seeing
that woman.
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Perhaps you want to give us money.
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What time did she want to meet?
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Yeah, we're not staying.
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Dad can't find us here.
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Look,
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Dad. Oh, Jesus.
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It's all right, Dad.
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I know where you are.
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Aren't you okay with that?
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Yeah. I mean, you know. It's only
natural you want to see her after all
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years.
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Yeah, I'm fine with it.
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It doesn't bother me.
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Go on, get up. Get over there.
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Bring your drinks.
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All right, cheers, Dad.
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Hey, why are you wearing that hat?
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I'm not wearing it.
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I'm owning it.
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Where do we start?
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Did you finish school?
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Did you go to university?
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Yeah, well, university's not for
everyone.
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I'm going to Daddy.
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Her name's Dawn.
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She's booked to fill.
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Oh, lovely.
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And Bobby here's got a kid, and he's
married to Natalie, and he's also
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married to Lush, Natalie's best friend.
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Wow!
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A child.
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Boy or girl?
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Girl.
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00:15:07,220 --> 00:15:08,220
Have you got a picture?
273
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,480
Well, I've got some.
274
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:19,080
This is us.
275
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:20,500
The Butlins.
276
00:15:20,660 --> 00:15:21,740
We went every year.
277
00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:24,280
The little boy on the donkey, that's
you, Bobby.
278
00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:30,480
Oh, and this is the Christmas that Billy
had. Where have you been for the last
279
00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:31,480
20 years?
280
00:15:33,290 --> 00:15:34,290
Forgot where we live.
281
00:15:36,910 --> 00:15:37,910
Why'd you go, man?
282
00:15:48,910 --> 00:15:49,910
Yeah.
283
00:15:50,890 --> 00:15:51,890
You all right?
284
00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:54,630
Yeah, yeah. Everything's under control.
Yeah.
285
00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:56,050
Trust me.
286
00:15:56,770 --> 00:15:58,290
Now, just relax. Enjoy the funeral.
287
00:15:59,090 --> 00:16:00,090
All right.
288
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:04,429
Excuse me.
289
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:05,430
You open?
290
00:16:07,230 --> 00:16:08,470
Aye, aye. Aye, aye, aye.
291
00:16:09,210 --> 00:16:10,210
I know who you are.
292
00:16:10,550 --> 00:16:11,550
Sorry?
293
00:16:11,630 --> 00:16:12,569
Sunkin' eyes.
294
00:16:12,570 --> 00:16:13,569
Smell of beer.
295
00:16:13,570 --> 00:16:14,570
Set an anklos.
296
00:16:15,170 --> 00:16:15,949
You what?
297
00:16:15,950 --> 00:16:17,110
Come to lick my stock, have you, eh?
298
00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:18,430
Come to have a kip, have you?
299
00:16:18,830 --> 00:16:19,829
Stanko.
300
00:16:19,830 --> 00:16:22,250
Who? Don't give me that. I know you
little gate.
301
00:16:22,530 --> 00:16:24,530
I let you in there, you'll be pissing
all over the place.
302
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:26,110
Oh, I won't. Yes, you will.
303
00:16:26,430 --> 00:16:27,450
I won't? You will.
304
00:16:27,670 --> 00:16:28,890
No, I won't. You will!
305
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,290
Dickhead.
306
00:16:32,780 --> 00:16:33,780
Stay out!
307
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,700
I can sense you're angry.
308
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,620
A mystic mag as well, are you? I had no
choice.
309
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,540
It broke my heart.
310
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,760
I've never known such a failure.
311
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,400
You're married.
312
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,200
No, your father.
313
00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:55,260
Don't mind me. Just been escorted on a
vagrant off the premises.
314
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:58,140
All part of the job when you run your
own successful bar.
315
00:16:58,880 --> 00:16:59,880
Glidden's Bar.
316
00:17:05,930 --> 00:17:06,930
I tried.
317
00:17:07,410 --> 00:17:08,730
I really did.
318
00:17:09,210 --> 00:17:11,609
But his laziness nearly wrecked me.
319
00:17:11,829 --> 00:17:14,470
Bullshit. We wanted different things.
320
00:17:14,810 --> 00:17:20,089
I had drive, ambition, dreams, and your
father, well, I don't mean to be unkind,
321
00:17:20,150 --> 00:17:23,829
but... Glyn is a simple man.
322
00:17:27,450 --> 00:17:28,630
But why now?
323
00:17:34,060 --> 00:17:35,560
Why come back after all this time?
324
00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:37,580
What are you after?
325
00:17:39,380 --> 00:17:41,700
Me and you have got something in common,
Bobby.
326
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:45,080
I'm getting married, too.
327
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:48,260
Married? You're my only family.
328
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:52,660
And nothing would make me prouder than
to share the day with you.
329
00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:57,740
And if you would do me the honour of
walking me down the aisle.
330
00:17:58,580 --> 00:17:59,580
Both of you.
331
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:04,750
Point the ball, please.
332
00:18:05,390 --> 00:18:06,390
Coming up.
333
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:12,770
I know it's out of the blue, but I think
everybody deserves a second chance.
334
00:18:15,770 --> 00:18:16,770
Come on, don't come.
335
00:18:20,670 --> 00:18:22,730
As long as you promise not to wear that
thing on your head.
336
00:18:27,090 --> 00:18:28,130
Don't make me itch anyway.
337
00:18:29,930 --> 00:18:30,930
Thank you.
338
00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:36,580
What about you, Bobby?
339
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:41,800
Do you think about it?
340
00:18:43,740 --> 00:18:44,740
Please?
341
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:47,280
Let me give you my number.
342
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:52,880
Been there for me with your dad?
343
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:54,760
Yeah.
344
00:18:54,980 --> 00:18:55,980
What's going on over there?
345
00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:57,319
She's getting married.
346
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:58,219
Wants us to go.
347
00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,220
Give her away.
348
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:02,320
No way.
349
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,760
Down his throat and out.
350
00:19:09,340 --> 00:19:10,340
How's it been? Fine.
351
00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:11,840
I want you gone now.
352
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,400
Hang on, Dad. We're only just... It has
nothing to do with you, son.
353
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:15,640
Oh, my God!
354
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:18,420
You let Stanko in! No, I threw him out
earlier.
355
00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:22,240
Out. The boys are old enough to decide
for themselves, Snowplin.
356
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:24,080
And he's pissed everywhere!
357
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:27,800
Come on. I know what this is about. It's
all for show, isn't it? Oh, look at me.
358
00:19:27,820 --> 00:19:31,160
Look at my boys. Look how much they love
me. Look how special I am. It's always
359
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:34,360
the same with you. It's always one big
bloody show. Hang on, Dad.
360
00:19:34,909 --> 00:19:37,330
Glenn! I'm busy here, Melvin.
361
00:19:37,590 --> 00:19:38,710
All my stock is gone.
362
00:19:38,950 --> 00:19:43,110
Ten boxes of crisps, a shelf of soft
drinks and a fridge full of pasties.
363
00:19:43,590 --> 00:19:45,810
Just stop pretending to be nice and go.
364
00:19:46,090 --> 00:19:48,850
What's the matter? It's a wedding,
that's all. I don't want to see her. But
365
00:19:48,850 --> 00:19:49,689
what's she done?
366
00:19:49,690 --> 00:19:51,170
Yeah, what have I done, Glenn?
367
00:19:51,410 --> 00:19:52,410
You're a liar.
368
00:19:52,630 --> 00:19:53,810
Three hours it's been.
369
00:19:54,510 --> 00:19:58,490
How can you turn everything into a total
shit show in just three hours? Oh, for
370
00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,370
God's sake, Glenn, man up.
371
00:20:00,690 --> 00:20:02,470
Don't let the staff talk to you like
that.
372
00:20:03,590 --> 00:20:04,590
Staff?
373
00:20:05,230 --> 00:20:06,230
I'm the steward.
374
00:20:06,670 --> 00:20:08,690
I only let him be hanged there because I
was desperate.
375
00:20:10,570 --> 00:20:11,590
Who's the liar, Glenn?
376
00:20:17,310 --> 00:20:18,189
Melvin Bentley.
377
00:20:18,190 --> 00:20:19,190
Hello to you, my bonjour.
378
00:20:19,910 --> 00:20:20,749
I see.
379
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:21,890
You know nothing about her.
380
00:20:22,210 --> 00:20:23,210
Then tell us.
381
00:20:24,550 --> 00:20:25,550
I'll call you later.
382
00:20:26,950 --> 00:20:27,950
Please.
383
00:20:28,130 --> 00:20:29,130
Boys, don't do this.
384
00:20:29,810 --> 00:20:31,690
That was Mark Williams' agent on the
phone.
385
00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:38,410
Says he came here but was insulted by
some bald tub of dung. His words, not
386
00:20:38,410 --> 00:20:39,410
mine.
387
00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:41,950
And that he won't be playing the
exhibition match tonight.
388
00:20:43,630 --> 00:20:45,150
You got anything to say, Lynn?
389
00:20:50,770 --> 00:20:52,950
Will I still get paid in cash like we
agreed?
390
00:21:29,550 --> 00:21:30,389
Who all day?
391
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:32,710
Like I said, watching Liam, man.
392
00:21:33,290 --> 00:21:34,310
What the hell are you playing at?
393
00:21:34,790 --> 00:21:35,790
What's going on?
394
00:21:35,970 --> 00:21:37,610
That fussy flog. It's not from Clock.
395
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:38,789
It's from the club.
396
00:21:38,790 --> 00:21:39,790
She nicked it.
397
00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:43,250
I'll leave you to it.
398
00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:45,270
We've got a highly evidence.
399
00:21:45,350 --> 00:21:46,470
Cover it up before Melvin finds out.
400
00:21:46,790 --> 00:21:47,950
Have you thought you're smarties?
401
00:21:48,170 --> 00:21:49,650
She's going to fess up and apologise.
402
00:21:50,210 --> 00:21:52,690
She was just trying to make a few quid,
I thought. Oh, for God's sake, Bobby.
403
00:21:53,870 --> 00:21:54,870
In!
404
00:22:10,659 --> 00:22:14,500
Why? If there's only one thing I ever
taught you, it's not to lie to me.
405
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:16,300
But deal.
406
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:19,840
It was for you.
407
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:22,600
What?
408
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:29,240
It was for you, Mum.
409
00:22:30,740 --> 00:22:31,820
No one comes here.
410
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:33,060
We're broke.
411
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:34,360
I wanted to help.
412
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,640
So when she rings, what do I do?
413
00:22:40,900 --> 00:22:41,900
What about Dad?
414
00:22:41,980 --> 00:22:43,800
You'll just have to get over it. I like
her.
415
00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:45,700
You like who?
416
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:05,800
Walker down the aisle.
417
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:07,840
Both of you.
418
00:23:10,340 --> 00:23:13,480
Impossible. Well, it'll be a bit of a
squeeze, but as long as it's a wide
419
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:15,400
I mean you can't.
420
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:18,860
She's told you why she left?
421
00:23:19,980 --> 00:23:21,280
Yeah, because of that.
422
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:27,680
You know why he's never spoken about
her?
423
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,360
Because he didn't want to hurt you.
424
00:23:32,300 --> 00:23:33,300
Okay.
425
00:23:34,860 --> 00:23:36,340
Glyn wouldn't want me saying this.
426
00:23:38,060 --> 00:23:39,220
And I said I never would.
427
00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:43,540
But the truth is, your mother slept with
half the village.
428
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,340
Your father was a laughing stock.
429
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:51,620
He turned his eyes so many times, they
started calling him Blind Pew down the
430
00:23:51,620 --> 00:23:52,620
club.
431
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:56,540
He was just trying to keep you all
together.
432
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,880
Eventually she ran off with some smarmy
get called Terry.
433
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:05,240
Emptied your dad's bank account too.
434
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:06,960
He lost the house.
435
00:24:08,270 --> 00:24:11,950
So he came back here to me and I took
him in.
436
00:24:13,890 --> 00:24:15,970
He wasn't the lazy shit he is now.
437
00:24:16,890 --> 00:24:18,690
He took anything he could back then.
438
00:24:20,370 --> 00:24:21,370
Double shifts.
439
00:24:22,770 --> 00:24:23,970
Scrimping and saving.
440
00:24:25,810 --> 00:24:29,570
Going without so you could be clothed
and fed.
441
00:24:31,890 --> 00:24:33,770
Your dad didn't force it away.
442
00:24:36,780 --> 00:24:37,780
She ran away.
443
00:25:06,860 --> 00:25:07,860
About today.
444
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:10,920
I'll just go and put the kettle on.
445
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:17,240
Well, I've been thinking.
446
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,440
And I don't see what's wrong with you
going to that wedding.
447
00:25:21,900 --> 00:25:22,900
It's a free day out.
448
00:25:24,260 --> 00:25:26,260
You may even get an overnight trial of
it. We're not going.
449
00:25:30,060 --> 00:25:32,020
We don't want to walk her down the
aisle.
450
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,680
Have you said something, you vicious old
bat?
451
00:25:42,060 --> 00:25:44,320
No, I haven't, you lardy arse -get.
452
00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:47,380
We're family, aren't we?
453
00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:49,500
Invite all of us or none of us.
454
00:25:50,020 --> 00:25:51,380
We wouldn't go without you, would we?
455
00:25:52,860 --> 00:25:53,860
You aren't that.
456
00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:04,360
Glenn?
457
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,120
See the Melvin get this?
458
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,140
Shaxs nicked his stock earlier.
459
00:26:23,820 --> 00:26:26,620
A little git.
460
00:26:26,980 --> 00:26:30,520
Bobby told me. He wanted to keep a
secret, but it's nearly undercut there.
461
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:32,340
Make sure you pass it on to him, yeah?
462
00:26:41,260 --> 00:26:42,480
That's just told me everything, Bobby.
463
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:44,479
What's she told you?
464
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:45,479
Your secret.
465
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:48,000
Eh? Things soon get out in Chigarig,
boy.
466
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,200
Look, it was a mistake.
467
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,940
Rubbish. You're nicked from a bar by
mistake.
468
00:26:53,740 --> 00:26:54,740
Oh, a bar.
469
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,980
Hey, 70 quid, though, eh? Fair play to
us.
470
00:26:58,180 --> 00:26:59,079
Oh, decent.
471
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,080
Yeah.
472
00:27:00,420 --> 00:27:02,740
Yeah. I'll see Melvin gets that later.
473
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:04,920
Hey,
474
00:27:05,140 --> 00:27:07,200
I've got a Scooby -Dooby -Dobbler
tonight on me.
475
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:08,159
Really? On you?
476
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:09,980
Yeah, Melvin paid me, after all.
477
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:11,760
30 quid.
478
00:27:11,980 --> 00:27:13,020
So, my treats.
479
00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:14,300
Craggy. Oh, nice.
480
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:15,840
Call the Raj.
481
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,160
Oh, is that you, Ishaan?
482
00:27:21,380 --> 00:27:23,580
Ah, good. Hey, I've bought you. It was
all over the shop.
483
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:25,539
Clint's done that, right?
484
00:27:25,540 --> 00:27:27,780
Yeah. Clint, yeah? Right, boys, get
involved.
485
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:29,160
Cut the show.
486
00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:30,199
Pop it on Stephanie.
487
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,480
Call me for Billy. What are you going to
call me? What are you asking me? I'm
488
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:34,320
trying to tell you three things. Yeah,
I'm trying to tell you three things. My
489
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,080
old, too. My old, we'll have one of
those. No prawns for the chicken. He's
490
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:38,720
always on the chicken. We know what you
want with the prawns. Yeah, well, yeah.
491
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:39,920
We'll have a party.
492
00:27:39,940 --> 00:27:40,939
Yeah,
493
00:27:40,940 --> 00:27:42,520
that sounds really good. All right,
we'll have a party.
494
00:27:42,940 --> 00:27:43,960
No bread. No bread.
495
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:45,480
I'm having bread wherever I am, right?
496
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:46,920
I'm having a keema.
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