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One, two, three.
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Gentlemen of the committee, or, dare I
call you, fellow committee members.
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Now, I say this with confidence...
There's a rat in the garden.
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Yeah, I know.
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He's but 70 and lives in the bog.
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Hey, listen.
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Gentlemen of the committee... With me
now!
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Eh?
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Oh.
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This has got to change.
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I want that. Go on.
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I knew.
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That one day this moment would come.
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Thank God you've seen sense.
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Thank you, ma 'am.
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Leave it to me.
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Murphy! Come on, time you're on your
way.
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Pack your bags and shift your ass.
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Not him.
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Eh? This rubbish.
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Oh. This garden is a junkyard. Clear it.
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No, sorry, I've got an interview with
the committee at three o 'clock.
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And you say I've got to pack my bag?
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This speech is my ticket to the big
time, you know.
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My chance to come somewhere and take my
belt off and give your fat ass a good
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levery. That's what I've got to put up
with, ma 'am? Do you know what he is? A
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nasty old man.
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Stop it!
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Both of you!
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This garden is the one thing that you're
responsible for, Glenn. Am I?
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Yes. Yes.
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I do the bills, the shopping, the
washing, the cleaning.
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What do you do?
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The garden.
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So sort it.
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But the thing is, right, chances to go
on the committee come up so rare. I've
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only got this because Tommy One Lung
died. Please, I've got to be there.
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I've got to be there. You can go.
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When this is tidied. Oh, but ma 'am.
Enough!
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Enough is enough.
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Sort it.
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Chop, chop.
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And you can help him.
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Or I'll have to come surround to rip
that old bog down like they should have
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years ago.
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What do you write, Gal?
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Mr. Bitt is retiring.
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The new window cleaners are going to be
the Buffet Up Boys.
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So?
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Who's the Buffet Up Boys?
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They sound like ripe doughnuts.
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It's us.
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Us? I put these little booties all over
town last night.
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You what?
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The average house has got three windows
at two quid a pop.
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That six a house, ten men's a house, is
two seventy a day.
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Sounds good?
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No. It sounds terrible.
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You don't even know who Mr. Britt is.
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And I don't care.
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By the time he pulls his finger out of
his jacksie, we'll be coining it.
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I'm telling you now, really, boy, this
is a bad idea.
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Please, Nan. I'm just trying to bring in
some money for the family.
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And I made a graph.
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Bobby, first thing we'll need is a
bucket.
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Come on, Murph.
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Let's get this old junk into the lady.
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That's not junk.
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That's my belongings.
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Belongings? You've got a lifetime of
stories in your arms there, Glenn.
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Eh? Put them down.
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What? Down.
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OK?
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Right. Wobbly, this has got to be
rubbish, yeah? Get that down now.
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It's just a jar of old sand, for
Christ's sake.
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That's my horse's ashes.
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Trixie, what you doing out here?
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I put her out here every morning to get
a breath of fresh air.
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Right.
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Down.
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Careful.
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This. That's got to be rubbish, eh?
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That's a toilet chain, Glyn. Yeah,
exactly.
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People always need toilet chains.
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You know that as well as I do.
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Down.
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Don't mind me.
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Sorry, Babs.
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What are you doing?
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Grab that for me, love.
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Conditioner. Then I'll be out your way.
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Oh, and I haven't come up.
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Oh, have you seen the straighteners?
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I've got no privacy, man.
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Come on.
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I need it back.
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Yeah, you be careful with that.
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That's an absolute treasure, that back
of this.
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Boss, we need one of them rubber bleed
things they used to.
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Aye.
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Cheers, Merv. Aye, Merv.
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Ignore him.
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What are you doing?
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Driving to Vegas.
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What's it look like?
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Listening to music, aren't we?
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Well, why, yeah? Because we want some
privacy.
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Got it. Great.
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We got an extendable squeezy sponge
-headed window cleaner now.
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Of course I have.
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Cracking, where?
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Under the stairs.
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With my goose, the crap's gold.
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Gotcha.
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Can I use that?
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Yes.
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And that?
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Yeah.
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All right.
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Down.
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Down.
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Right, OK.
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Tell you what, this isn't quite working,
is it?
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So why don't you sort through the
belongings?
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And I'll make a start on trimming the
hedge, yeah? Fine.
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Right, good.
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Hey.
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Can I hear my speech?
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No.
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Gentlemen of the committee, or dare I
call you, fellow committee member.
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Now, I say this with confidence, because
I know you're all fiddling the bingo,
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and you don't want that getting out, do
you?
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Ha -ha.
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Ha -ha.
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Thought I'd start off with a little
joke, you know.
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Fantastic.
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Well, it's my expertise, isn't it, no?
Speech -making. You idiot.
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Yes. See, Glenn?
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Never throw anything away.
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Where are you going, Matt? It seems
impolite to find such a fine lady and
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say hello.
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But we've got work to do.
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Matt!
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Matt!
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That bucket clean?
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Clean and hot and ready to trot.
Cracking.
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All we need now is some ladders and we
are in business.
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We haven't got any ladders.
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But Matt's has.
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Really?
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Dad's being an idiot.
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He freaked Richie out. Do not disturb.
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Fine. You can't say.
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I, uh... Speaking of which, I'll just
grab the iPad.
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Christ, look at that eye.
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An easy fight, you said.
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Well, he was hard to hit.
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He was on crutches, Mum.
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Yeah, one crutch, and he smacked me with
it.
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Anyway, how would you fancy having your
windows done?
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You what?
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Me and Billy got our own go -in.
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You won't even know where you're at. I'm
behind as it is.
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We'll do it for free.
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What's the catch?
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No catch.
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OK. Yeah, fine.
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Hello? One thing.
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Can we borrow your ladders?
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We're in business.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Hello, bonjour.
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Je suis Pascal.
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J 'ai tant attendu ton appel.
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Je suis très excité ce matin.
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Oh, là, là.
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Melvin? Din?
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Thought you were the client.
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Client? Yeah.
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Since the stripping work dried up, I
signed on with an agency in Cardiff.
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I speak filth in French for three quid a
minute.
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Very impressive.
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Did it at 11?
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No, not the French.
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The three -quarter minute.
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I know.
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Kept one book on for half hour
yesterday.
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Paid the gas with it.
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Anyway, I'm just ringing to find out
what Chairman Mao's favourite tipple is.
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You know, I want to make an impression.
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I'll call you back, Mao.
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What are you doing?
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I'm deciding to help.
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With a gun?
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I want to see.
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A ratty little friend is made of.
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Now Murphy, put the... Murphy!
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Put the gun down!
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Put it down!
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Right. If we're going to stick to
schedule, we've got to do this out in
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minutes tops.
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Ready?
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Steady?
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Go.
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Oh, can we now?
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Stop it!
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Shut it!
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You put that down!
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I swear I will smash this to pieces!
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You leave it alone.
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You put that gun down, old man, or your
Trixie will be blowing in the breeze.
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You wouldn't dare.
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I didn't mean that.
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I swear. You sack of shit.
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I'm going to think about what you're
doing now.
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Murphy!
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Murphy!
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You're a dead man.
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How's it going?
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Good. Very good.
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Then what the hell is that?
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That's the, uh... What's this new battle
screen thing we put on first?
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Yeah, we leave her on for a few minutes
and then peel her off. We leave the
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whole thing gleaming.
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Like glass.
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It is glass.
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Please listen, Bobs.
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If the buffed -up boys turn out to be
the cocked -up boys, my day's ruined.
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Got it?
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Yeah, of course.
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No worries about that, though.
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Promise me you'll sort it out, yeah?
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Yeah, on it.
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What? Murphy's trying to shoot me.
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Stop bickering. Get on with it.
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What?
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Jesus! You definitely put clean water in
our bucket didn't you boss? Yes, you
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saw me.
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And where do you get these sponges from?
Well, back of our van.
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The ones we used last week to soak that
oil leak up?
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Might have been.
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Jesus, Bobby!
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Ta -da!
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Got you this.
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Oh, brilliant.
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The amazing world of snakes.
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Cool, thank you.
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He took you with his boyfriend,
remember, yeah?
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Boyfriend? Just me.
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Don't think so.
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They're up in the room now having a cut.
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They what?
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Just a little, like, nothing too much.
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I knew it. I looked into his eyes and I
knew he couldn't be trusted.
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I'm not having it.
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Where you at?
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Ten minutes there should be.
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Get him down here.
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Get who down here? The little git who's
taking advantage of our daughter.
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You've fallen off the ladder, haven't
you, Red?
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I'll kill him.
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Out!
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Come on!
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What's going on, Dad?
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Richie's leaving.
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Why? Out!
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What are you doing?
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00:14:56,490 --> 00:14:57,490
True.
270
00:15:34,510 --> 00:15:35,770
Oh god.
271
00:15:36,010 --> 00:15:42,790
Oh no.
272
00:16:06,170 --> 00:16:07,170
You?
273
00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:09,370
You're the buffeted up boys.
274
00:16:10,150 --> 00:16:12,570
So? So, you've nicked my round.
275
00:16:14,030 --> 00:16:16,890
You're Mr. Ben? Yeah, and you're in the
shit.
276
00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:19,490
A cuddle? A long one.
277
00:16:19,690 --> 00:16:21,050
And we all know what that leads to.
278
00:16:21,330 --> 00:16:22,650
No, tell us.
279
00:16:23,170 --> 00:16:28,170
Well, to a... You know. He bought me a
magazine.
280
00:16:29,150 --> 00:16:30,570
Exactly. He knows where he's up to.
281
00:16:30,810 --> 00:16:31,810
He's my friend.
282
00:16:31,870 --> 00:16:32,870
Not in my house, he's not.
283
00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:34,350
It's not your issue. Don't pay the
mortgage.
284
00:16:34,590 --> 00:16:36,410
Let's not go down that road. I'm her
father.
285
00:16:36,770 --> 00:16:37,770
And a crap one.
286
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:38,769
Don't start.
287
00:16:38,770 --> 00:16:40,450
When was the last parents' evening you
went to?
288
00:16:41,050 --> 00:16:42,050
Dentist check -up.
289
00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:43,370
Took her swimming.
290
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:44,670
Fixed my bike.
291
00:16:44,810 --> 00:16:45,810
Well?
292
00:16:48,450 --> 00:16:50,670
Well, I'm busy, aren't I? You're never
there for her.
293
00:16:51,190 --> 00:16:52,850
You spend most of your time with Tricia.
294
00:16:53,150 --> 00:16:54,150
Who's Tricia?
295
00:16:54,270 --> 00:16:55,270
Lush.
296
00:16:56,670 --> 00:16:58,030
Oh, I didn't know that was her name.
297
00:16:58,439 --> 00:17:01,400
Jesus, Bob. And now you've terrified her
best mate in the whole world.
298
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:02,980
I hate you.
299
00:17:08,380 --> 00:17:11,480
I always liked to know you were Mr Bitt.
The only people we've ever seen doing
300
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:12,520
that round is the Latvian brother.
301
00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:13,720
Yeah, for me.
302
00:17:13,859 --> 00:17:16,660
I was a good earner. I can't have this
sort of thing.
303
00:17:16,980 --> 00:17:18,160
I'll be a laughing stock.
304
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:19,520
Fair enough.
305
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:21,380
Why are you going to have to give you a
hiding?
306
00:17:24,490 --> 00:17:27,609
You know how they get a rat out of a
dream pipe, Billy boy?
307
00:17:27,810 --> 00:17:28,810
What are you doing?
308
00:17:28,870 --> 00:17:30,050
They shake him out.
309
00:17:35,730 --> 00:17:36,730
You're a hincher.
310
00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:37,790
Down a runner.
311
00:17:38,030 --> 00:17:39,030
What's going on?
312
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:40,830
Cock with the bit.
313
00:17:41,090 --> 00:17:42,630
You fucking hit.
314
00:18:22,730 --> 00:18:24,130
Now I'm stuck up a ladder.
315
00:18:27,830 --> 00:18:28,830
Is this a joke?
316
00:18:31,490 --> 00:18:32,550
What did I tell you?
317
00:18:33,190 --> 00:18:34,450
Only trouble would come of this.
318
00:18:34,690 --> 00:18:36,590
But you wouldn't listen to your nan,
would you?
319
00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:40,430
This is all you're doing. Thanks, Peg,
but I've got this covered. Stand back.
320
00:18:41,290 --> 00:18:43,750
What do you think you're doing? We're
getting him down, innit?
321
00:18:45,010 --> 00:18:47,310
Give him a smack, by all means. He
deserves it.
322
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:51,450
But you shake him down and break his
bones and I'll stop our little business
323
00:18:51,450 --> 00:18:53,980
deal. What business do you have? Shut
it!
324
00:18:54,860 --> 00:18:56,060
I mean it, clock.
325
00:18:58,420 --> 00:18:59,420
Fine.
326
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,380
That's the smacking it is, then.
327
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:04,420
Nan! Got to come down at some point,
Billy boy.
328
00:19:04,980 --> 00:19:07,660
The thrill, as they say, is in the
chase.
329
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:10,240
Men.
330
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:15,620
Of all the clap that comes out of your
trap, they're like brother and sister,
331
00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:18,800
and you've gone and put your big, stupid
paw in it. Anna, this could be
332
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:19,800
important.
333
00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:23,500
No. It's not. You go and find your
daughter and you apologise.
334
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,300
Now. Never.
335
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:26,600
She's too young for boys.
336
00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:28,200
You're not still at it.
337
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:32,440
He's a friend, you cow and mule. Friend?
338
00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:36,140
I know 12 -year -old boys and trust me,
there's only one thing on their mind and
339
00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:39,700
it's not Lego. You go and find her and
apologise or don't bother coming round
340
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:40,359
mine again.
341
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:41,179
Or mine. What?
342
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,180
You're rude.
343
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,460
I can't help it if I've got high
standards, can I?
344
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,800
Double standards, Warwick. Eh?
345
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:51,220
You were 11 when you were caught
snogging Madonna Morgan down the Lido.
346
00:19:51,460 --> 00:19:52,460
Yeah, but I was different.
347
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:53,680
Why? Because I'm a boy.
348
00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:58,680
Let me.
349
00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:01,260
Out!
350
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,120
You've been shacked.
351
00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,240
Clock's going to beat me up.
352
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:16,440
Not now, Billy.
353
00:20:40,970 --> 00:20:42,590
Knocky, knocky, only clocky.
354
00:20:48,950 --> 00:20:50,230
Always a pleasure, Peg.
355
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:51,450
Oh, yeah.
356
00:20:52,130 --> 00:20:53,130
Good boy.
357
00:21:06,130 --> 00:21:07,130
There's a lot of eggs.
358
00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:10,560
You know Clocks, little brother, Watch?
359
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:14,400
Yeah. Well, Watch got a job in a
laundrette at the bottom of town.
360
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,820
He nicks the stamp receipts.
361
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:21,900
Right. Then I send them to all the
restaurants in Cardiff, saying they wait
362
00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:26,000
tip coffee all over me, and if they
don't pay the dry cleaning, I'll troll
363
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,000
on Twitter.
364
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,500
Got to move with the times, haven't we?
365
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:36,520
Come on, Glenny, I'm loaded and waiting.
This job obviously means everything to
366
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:38,730
me. I've been up all night thinking
about it.
367
00:21:39,070 --> 00:21:41,170
And also because my pals, they give me a
lot of jip.
368
00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:45,430
But trust me when I say they will not
interfere with my committee work.
369
00:21:48,210 --> 00:21:50,590
Oh, God, I'm not going to make it.
370
00:21:51,170 --> 00:21:52,330
Come on, Flynn.
371
00:21:54,930 --> 00:21:55,930
Oh,
372
00:21:57,750 --> 00:22:00,890
God.
373
00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:10,160
Won't be long now.
374
00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:14,980
You'll soon eat some food, piss, bed
even.
375
00:22:15,620 --> 00:22:16,620
Don't worry.
376
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,500
Old Clark will still be here.
377
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:20,380
Cut, cut.
378
00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:23,120
Just wait.
379
00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:26,340
My baguette is big and it's a treat for
the eyes.
380
00:22:26,540 --> 00:22:27,840
Marvin, it's clean.
381
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:30,100
For Christ's sake, man, clean. Get off
the line, I'm working.
382
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:36,120
Just please, pop up and tell the
committee that I might be a bit late.
383
00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:38,660
Late? For a committee meeting, you mad?
384
00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:40,940
You'd better have a bloody good reason.
385
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:43,600
I'm being held at gunpoint.
386
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:46,160
Isn't it?
387
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:50,720
Billy's lunch.
388
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,180
I'll make sure he gets it.
389
00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:55,740
And there's a few more addresses coming
through.
390
00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:01,020
Three Indians, a Chinese and two
Italian.
391
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:04,440
And that big calf down bottom of the
spot. Enough to be cragging on with. I'm
392
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:05,440
it.
393
00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:08,550
Mmm. Cheese and pickle, my favourite.
394
00:23:08,870 --> 00:23:12,270
Come on, Clockman, I'm starving you. Not
my problem, amigo.
395
00:23:16,890 --> 00:23:18,790
Open up. I need the toilet.
396
00:23:21,950 --> 00:23:22,950
Idiot.
397
00:24:14,250 --> 00:24:15,710
All finished up there? Yeah.
398
00:24:16,250 --> 00:24:17,330
The whole bottle.
399
00:24:21,990 --> 00:24:25,330
Oh, thank God you're here, Dad. The
clock's going to bat them in.
400
00:24:25,750 --> 00:24:27,350
I'm going to die today.
401
00:24:27,770 --> 00:24:29,590
Die. And nobody cares.
402
00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:32,810
Nobody. And I've got four minutes to get
there.
403
00:24:34,970 --> 00:24:36,910
Still just me and you then, Billy boy.
404
00:24:48,940 --> 00:24:49,940
Au revoir, mon amour.
405
00:24:50,140 --> 00:24:52,700
Mon coeur souffre à chaque heure passée
sans te voir.
406
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:54,360
Plein de bisous.
407
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:56,979
I made it.
408
00:24:56,980 --> 00:24:58,320
Where the shit have you been?
409
00:24:58,920 --> 00:24:59,920
I made it.
410
00:25:00,460 --> 00:25:01,460
I made it.
411
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,000
Tell me I made it.
412
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:04,860
They left half hour ago.
413
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,660
Left? They finished early.
414
00:25:10,020 --> 00:25:11,100
Appointed a new member.
415
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:13,280
Johnny Clapshack.
416
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:14,920
Took the chair's nephew?
417
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,940
Yeah. Looks like he was a stitch -up.
418
00:25:24,750 --> 00:25:25,750
Thanks.
419
00:25:28,910 --> 00:25:29,910
It's your last chance.
420
00:25:32,190 --> 00:25:34,090
Right. I'm counting.
421
00:25:35,170 --> 00:25:38,990
Three, two... Bobby, get away.
422
00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:42,790
Go away.
423
00:25:43,050 --> 00:25:44,050
It's me, love.
424
00:25:44,790 --> 00:25:46,170
Give him a chance, eh?
425
00:25:48,410 --> 00:25:49,750
Shall I start counting again?
426
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:03,640
I just want to say, I, uh... Well,
sometimes I don't think.
427
00:26:05,860 --> 00:26:12,680
And I just, um... I just,
428
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:19,340
um... Anyway,
429
00:26:19,580 --> 00:26:21,180
I got you these.
430
00:26:24,660 --> 00:26:25,660
What's this?
431
00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:27,120
Some music.
432
00:26:27,470 --> 00:26:28,470
CDs?
433
00:26:28,710 --> 00:26:29,930
For you and Richard to listen to.
434
00:26:30,350 --> 00:26:31,350
They're all new.
435
00:26:33,270 --> 00:26:34,270
Thanks, Dad.
436
00:26:50,550 --> 00:26:52,250
Just wasn't to be this time, Muff.
437
00:26:53,250 --> 00:26:54,390
But my chance will come.
438
00:26:55,390 --> 00:26:56,390
Never give up.
439
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:57,640
That's what I always say.
440
00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,040
You never say that.
441
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:00,860
Yeah, but I'm saying it now, aren't I?
442
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:02,480
Jesus.
443
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:03,560
Sorry.
444
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:08,280
You know, the thing is, I think if
they'd heard my speech, that would have
445
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:09,860
it. Well, you're a natural, aren't you?
446
00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:11,360
Everyone knows that.
447
00:27:12,180 --> 00:27:13,180
I am.
448
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:17,700
Do you want to hear it, Mervyn?
449
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:19,400
Aye, go on, then.
450
00:27:25,090 --> 00:27:28,910
Gentlemen of the committee, or dare I
call you, fellow committee members.
451
00:27:30,990 --> 00:27:35,230
Now, I say this with confidence, because
I know you've been fiddling in the
452
00:27:35,230 --> 00:27:37,290
bingo. You wouldn't want that, would
you?
453
00:28:44,810 --> 00:28:45,810
Bye.
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