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And here we are.
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How's it looking? Looking for long on
the side of the bus.
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Yeah. These will make me stand out,
these, Rob. Yeah, like a right dick.
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Jealousy's a terrible thing, lads, you
know.
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I can see it in my loft. Look at you
squirrel in my loft in those bastards.
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Send them back.
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Ma 'am.
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Ma 'am, are you all right?
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What are you doing here?
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Well, you're always up the bookies on a
Saturday morning.
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Is that the back door?
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What? Some of you just use the back
door.
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Wind, Glyn.
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How many times have I asked you to
tighten those poxy hinges?
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With these hands?
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Dr Khaled says it's a miracle I can hold
a knife and fork with my arthritis.
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The only miracle in this house is how
much food you can put away your fat get.
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That's not fat.
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That's nerves, that is.
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It's nerves.
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Anyway, something big turned up this
morning.
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Come on, I've got to show you.
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Ta -da!
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My new miracle.
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This is an easy one.
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All you've got to do is pop to the
rental place at the top of town, hire a
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for the day, drop it back here, leave it
with me, pick it up later and drop it
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off. 80 quid in your back pocket, no
questions asked. No way.
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Eighty each?
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Between you.
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Make it a ten. Ninety. Ninety -five.
Seventy -five. Eighty.
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Done. I said no, Bobby! I'll pay for the
hire, obviously.
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I need this, bro.
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Nat's going to go to Toronto if I don't
give her any maintenance this month.
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And why exactly do you need a car clock?
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I've got to drive a client somewhere.
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Impressed, like. So it's got to be the
Mercedes E -Class Saloon. Nothing else.
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Hear that, Billy boy?
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E -Class.
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Only the best.
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Why can't you get it yourself?
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Took away my licence, didn't he? What
for?
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Drive him without a licence.
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Fair enough.
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So that's it. Now it's personal now.
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It's time for a man to do what a man's
got to do.
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Oh, calm down, Clint, for Christ's sake.
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Can't you see?
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It's not my scooter they're attacking.
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It's me.
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It's my rep in this town.
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Here he comes, they say.
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The big man riding through.
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In the scooter.
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Your Italian stallions back then?
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How do you know?
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Off the bloody street nose.
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You were at it all night.
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I thought it was foxes at first.
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Yeah.
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Well, I'm giving him another chance.
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I thought you might.
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I saw his car yesterday.
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He must be minted.
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There's a lot more to him.
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He's a good listener.
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And he's minted.
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He's very compassionate.
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And he's minted. He doesn't feel he has
to act all macho. No need when he
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minted. I really want this to work, Peg.
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I need it to.
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Aye.
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We all live in hope with our men.
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That's why we get hurt.
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In love, there's pain.
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It was one of my old mum's sayings.
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Oh, that's nice, Peg.
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So never trust the buggers, was our
other...
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Yeah, I want to report a theft.
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26 Trevechen Street.
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Yeah.
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And hurry up.
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I think the thief could still be in the
house.
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And I'm vulnerable.
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I'm on invalidity.
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It's me you're sobbing. Get off. I know
that, don't I?
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Just trying to put pressure on them.
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Make them realise how serious it is.
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Now, as it is, I've made a list of
suspects to give them.
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Suspects? This is organised crime, ma
'am.
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Now, top of the list is Sid Eggs.
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Sid Eggs?
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Yeah, you know, Kenny Eggs' brother.
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Goes out with Debbie and Number Six? No,
no, she married Bryn Sheds. Bryn Sheds?
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He's with Nicky and Number Ten, you daft
sod.
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They got a kid everybody says is Melvin
Monkeys.
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No, that's impossible.
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Dr. Kelly told Melvin he's incompetent.
You mean impotent.
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He's a doctor, ma 'am. He knows what he
means.
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Are you in there?
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Murphy!
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Who is it?
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It's me, Glenn.
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Come in.
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I'm glad you're here, Glenn.
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Really? Yeah.
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You're in all this?
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Can you tell me what I'm doing here,
Glenn?
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Hiya.
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What do you think I'm doing?
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Have a shave?
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No.
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I'm looking after myself.
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I'm maintaining a standard by which I
lead my life.
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Have you got any standards, Glenn?
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Look, I only came... No, you haven't
seen your studio now.
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Like a sack of muggy spits. Like a man
who's gone to the dogs and wants to go
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lower, even.
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Where's your pride, man?
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Where's yours?
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You live in a bog?
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I live outside, as man was meant.
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Hiya.
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Look, the reason I came is somebody's
nicked my wing mirrors. Now, have you
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anybody in the lanes?
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Now, you listen.
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And you listen proper.
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So you don't misunderstand.
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I can give a flying shit about your
mirrors.
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And I don't give a flying shit about
you.
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Well, thanks for that. That was very
useful. Nice chat. Cheers.
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Die up and down.
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Eh?
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That's the only person I saw in the
lanes this morning.
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And he was in a rush.
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That is the dog's nuts, that is.
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Very nice, gents.
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Very nice.
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Should have seen the looks we were
getting on the streets.
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Yeah, it's like we were a couple of
footballers. Yeah, or a couple of
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Right, off you shuffle, lads.
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Back here at three.
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All right, see you later. We'll be here.
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What are you doing now?
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Protecting what's mine.
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It's me.
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I'm sorry.
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He's never in on Saturdays.
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Of course I miss you.
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I was gagging for it, too.
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Aye, aye, I know you were. I could see
that.
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Hey, pension day on Tuesday.
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How do you fancy a slap up at the
Bernier and an overnight in Newport on
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And I promise you, no thermals this
time.
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Ciao, bella.
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Cup of tea?
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Herbal would be nice.
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Guess who's brought biscotti?
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My favourite.
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Gianni.
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Gorgeous.
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Italian? I don't know.
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Got him in Tesco, he's top of town.
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There you go, Beth.
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Thank you.
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Got you.
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It's die up and down.
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What? Nothing for me.
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Die up and down? It's obvious, man. Two
sightings of him already in one morning.
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Plus he's out there with a big
suspicious -looking bag. I tell you
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probably flogging the parts on now as we
speak.
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Listen, Columbo.
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Eh? Die up and down is 82 and he got a
false leg.
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That's why he walks up and down.
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How the hell would he have nicked your
stuff and legged it so quick on only one
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of the gats?
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Oh. Thank God you're here. You reported
an intruder, Mr Tucker? Not exactly.
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Theft, then? Yes. And what's been taken?
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My wing mirrors.
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Your wing mirrors?
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Yeah, off this scooter in broad
daylight.
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Hang on a minute. Are you telling me we
have driven all the way down here
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because someone has taken your wing
mirrors?
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It's a crime, isn't it? Oh, here we go.
Yeah, and I saw the thief.
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Can't be sure.
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OK. Can you give me a description?
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Yeah. About 12 inches by 8 inches.
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Plastic backing. Came from Amazon.
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What about the thief?
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Sorry. Yeah.
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One leg.
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You taking a piss, eh?
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You consider yourself lucky we don't
nick you for wasting police time, Mr
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Tucker.
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Stick the kettle on, Nan.
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I'm off to bingo with Cowboy Lil.
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Oh, by the way, I spoke to Natalie this
morning about her Italian stallion.
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Why do you keep saying that? He's from
Splott.
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He is Italian, though.
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Yeah, he probably went there once on a
school trip.
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The bloke's full of shit. The point is,
she's moving him in, just so you know.
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And I don't want any tantrums in my
house.
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And any scrapping, you do it in the
lanes.
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Yeah, I mean, she's obviously upset.
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But she knows it's for good this time.
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But is that all you brought?
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Yeah, for now.
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Best play things slow, I thought, you
know, for the triplets.
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Make the transition easier.
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Yeah, of course.
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Give us a sec.
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Have you bound your head or something?
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Do what?
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After everything he's done to you. This
has nothing to do with you, Bobby.
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Can't you see what he is? He's a lay
-in, two -time in Norbed, who's...
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Already here.
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Huh?
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Leave it, Bob.
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Hey, nice to see you again.
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Cut the shit.
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And stop that when you're talking to me.
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Stop what?
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Doing your hair. It's winding me up.
Bobby.
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Look, Robert. Don't call me that.
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Bobby. Hola. Bob.
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Definitely not.
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Fine, look.
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I'm getting the feeling that you're
pretty angry here, yeah?
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You don't say. I know what you're
thinking.
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What, you're dead and brown, are you?
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I'm no good for your wife.
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Yeah, correct.
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Well, then. Now, piss off, Bobby!
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But I want you to know that I'm 100 %
not going to let Natalie down.
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I will always look after her, care for
her, see to her.
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You are.
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And I want you to see me as your friend,
man.
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The block's a knob.
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What have you got?
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Nothing. On your back, you've got
something. Show me.
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Who gave you that?
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Eh? Somebody must have given you that.
Who gave it to you?
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A man.
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Was he young or old? Old, was he?
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Yes. Yeah, was he carrying a bag? He
was, wasn't he?
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Yes. How many legs do you have, one or
two?
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Two. Think about it.
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OK. One?
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I knew it.
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Knew it.
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It's you and me, Di.
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Judgment day.
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Swelling's going down.
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It's OK. I've got some on the coil at
home.
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There's nothing wrong with him.
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What the hell is wrong with you, Bobby?
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We are over.
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00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:22,500
It's fine. He's upset. It's
understandable.
259
00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:23,860
Oh, stop it.
260
00:13:24,460 --> 00:13:25,540
It's not being so nice.
261
00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:27,880
It's doing my net in. He's moving in.
262
00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:29,360
End of.
263
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:30,560
So suck it up.
264
00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:31,740
You said that before.
265
00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:32,820
No, this time it's for good.
266
00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:34,320
For good.
267
00:13:34,330 --> 00:13:35,309
With that bag.
268
00:13:35,310 --> 00:13:38,010
Yeah, look at the size of it. What have
you got in there? Curling tongs.
269
00:13:38,270 --> 00:13:39,270
Fresh pants.
270
00:13:44,610 --> 00:13:45,610
I can't have this.
271
00:13:47,470 --> 00:13:49,010
You're not a good role model for a
daughter.
272
00:13:49,770 --> 00:13:50,770
And you are.
273
00:13:51,930 --> 00:13:52,930
Nats, please.
274
00:13:54,450 --> 00:13:55,470
Shall I put the kettle on?
275
00:13:56,110 --> 00:13:57,130
Calm things down a bit.
276
00:13:57,590 --> 00:13:59,950
Oh, I brought some biscotti.
277
00:14:01,230 --> 00:14:02,230
That means biscuit.
278
00:14:02,390 --> 00:14:03,530
I know what it bloody means.
279
00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:05,160
I've got eyes of an eye.
280
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:07,500
And you can stick them up your arse.
281
00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:09,960
And that means arse!
282
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:15,800
Oi! Tucker!
283
00:14:16,740 --> 00:14:18,860
You get back in here and you apologise
to Roberto.
284
00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:20,280
No way. No!
285
00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:21,380
Never!
286
00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:23,640
Fine.
287
00:14:23,860 --> 00:14:26,160
You will never cross this door or speak
to me again.
288
00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:27,720
Ever.
289
00:14:30,580 --> 00:14:31,580
Well?
290
00:14:34,380 --> 00:14:35,380
got something to say?
291
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,000
Yeah.
292
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,240
Well, the Fodnells aren't a groil.
293
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,140
50, 60, 70, 80.
294
00:15:11,860 --> 00:15:12,860
Nice job.
295
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:15,220
Winner, winner, chicken dinner. Right,
we'll get it back.
296
00:15:20,780 --> 00:15:24,620
Still don't feel right. Stop crapping
on, will you? Oi, don't be arsy with me.
297
00:15:24,660 --> 00:15:26,440
It's not my fault you just smacked King
Dong.
298
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:27,720
Just apologise.
299
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:28,880
It's a blip, alright?
300
00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:30,380
Just a blip.
301
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,520
Buckle my shoe, 32.
302
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:45,240
Top of the shop, 90.
303
00:15:46,420 --> 00:15:47,600
On its own... Stop!
304
00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,160
I've come for what's mine, Di.
305
00:15:50,540 --> 00:15:52,320
Take your hands off your balls and pass
them over.
306
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:55,760
You know what I'm talking about.
307
00:15:56,460 --> 00:15:57,439
You're a thief.
308
00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,000
Glenn. You've had a way with my wing
mirrors.
309
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,140
Glenn. You were in my street this
morning. Glenn.
310
00:16:01,340 --> 00:16:02,340
You're denying you were there?
311
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:03,480
Yes, he was there.
312
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:05,560
And not to Nicky Mirrors.
313
00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:08,020
He was there for a fumble with me.
314
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:12,679
A fumble?
315
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,860
He comes round mine every Saturday
morning when you're out.
316
00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:17,920
I'm a woman, Glyn.
317
00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:19,420
I'm sexually active.
318
00:16:19,780 --> 00:16:22,180
Oh, dear God. I will not apologise for
it.
319
00:16:22,660 --> 00:16:24,140
I still like to be explored.
320
00:16:24,380 --> 00:16:25,380
Oh, Jesus Christ.
321
00:16:25,420 --> 00:16:27,760
He's not die up and down to me.
322
00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:30,760
He's die in and out.
323
00:16:31,340 --> 00:16:32,860
Oh. Good.
324
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:36,880
And you're mute.
325
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,300
You, uh...
326
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,820
Call me a liar, Glenn?
327
00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:44,880
No.
328
00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:48,160
I never said that. I just... No.
329
00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:52,000
I fought in the army for men like you so
you could be free.
330
00:16:52,380 --> 00:16:57,840
And now you come here and you accuse me
in front of this village, in front of my
331
00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,320
sexual partner.
332
00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:04,640
I'm feeling a bit crazy, actually, to be
honest with you. You accuse me of being
333
00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:05,640
a thief?
334
00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:07,040
No.
335
00:17:07,079 --> 00:17:11,720
I have never done a dishonest thing in
my life.
336
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:21,680
No one soils my good name.
337
00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:29,000
You stay where you are, Glintucker,
because I'm going to kick your fat
338
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,260
arse with my good leg!
339
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:36,080
Now die!
340
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,220
I'm not going to fight you, all right?
341
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:40,660
No, just there we are. Please, just
that.
342
00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:42,180
Oh, shit!
343
00:17:48,260 --> 00:17:54,920
I can't see where
344
00:17:54,920 --> 00:18:01,020
you're coming from But I know just what
you are involved
345
00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:02,560
in
346
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:08,440
Thank you.
347
00:18:37,130 --> 00:18:38,130
I know what you're thinking.
348
00:18:39,610 --> 00:18:40,610
Yes, you can.
349
00:18:41,510 --> 00:18:42,570
He's an old man.
350
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:45,670
From his head right down to his foot.
351
00:19:11,580 --> 00:19:13,020
Welcome to Longhead.
352
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,540
We leave you to it. Hang on.
353
00:19:24,180 --> 00:19:25,180
This could be good.
354
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,800
You've brought disgrace to this family.
355
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,080
Me?
356
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:31,300
What about you?
357
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,480
Having sex at your age?
358
00:19:34,580 --> 00:19:37,820
Cowboy Lee was practically throwing up
next to you. Cut the crap.
359
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,060
Cowboy Lee loves a ruck and you know it.
360
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,880
And you please tell me you were taking
precautions.
361
00:19:43,860 --> 00:19:44,860
That's it.
362
00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:46,220
Leave my house.
363
00:19:46,420 --> 00:19:48,740
Eh? You've crossed my nerves. Out now.
364
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:56,320
I don't know where to go. And you won't
permanently if you don't get out now and
365
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,320
give me some space.
366
00:19:58,060 --> 00:19:59,060
Joke.
367
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:26,700
You're not going to believe this.
368
00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,040
Someone's only going to nick my scooter
seat.
369
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,000
Jax, a word?
370
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:41,960
What is it, Gramps? I'm busy.
371
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,720
Yeah, I've been watching how busy you've
been.
372
00:20:51,820 --> 00:20:52,820
Ah, look.
373
00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:54,340
It's Talma and Louise.
374
00:20:55,590 --> 00:20:56,870
I hope we got some bloody answers.
375
00:20:57,450 --> 00:21:00,670
Because due to your lacklustre approach,
an innocent man has been falsely
376
00:21:00,670 --> 00:21:03,390
accused. You're not here about your
scooter, Mr Tucker.
377
00:21:03,670 --> 00:21:07,170
Eh? You're about a Mercedes that was
hired from Avis, top of town today.
378
00:21:08,150 --> 00:21:09,150
Can we come in?
379
00:21:13,150 --> 00:21:17,710
What's happening?
380
00:21:18,150 --> 00:21:19,390
Two boys rented a car today.
381
00:21:19,810 --> 00:21:22,910
That's not against the laws, eh? No. But
when you took her back to the yard this
382
00:21:22,910 --> 00:21:25,070
evening, it was different, wasn't it?
383
00:21:25,390 --> 00:21:26,690
Huh? It didn't have his gearbox.
384
00:21:27,070 --> 00:21:28,670
Of course it did. I drove it in.
385
00:21:28,970 --> 00:21:32,050
Oh, it had one, all right. A knackered
one, about 15 years old.
386
00:21:32,630 --> 00:21:36,510
But the one that belongs to it, the one
it was hired out with in the morning, is
387
00:21:36,510 --> 00:21:38,130
12 months new and worth four grand.
388
00:21:38,770 --> 00:21:39,830
And it's been removed.
389
00:21:40,990 --> 00:21:41,990
Can you explain?
390
00:21:45,250 --> 00:21:47,470
Can you prove it was taken when it was
with my boys?
391
00:21:48,310 --> 00:21:51,190
Clark. You can't trust those buggers in
the car industry.
392
00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:52,909
Everyone knows that.
393
00:21:52,910 --> 00:21:55,430
Oh, I know. I bet they had a way with it
when I was back in the yard. Oh, yes.
394
00:21:55,730 --> 00:21:57,110
What are you in on it with her?
395
00:21:57,390 --> 00:21:58,970
What are you insinuating, Mrs Tucker?
396
00:21:59,350 --> 00:22:00,590
I'm insinuating nothing.
397
00:22:00,890 --> 00:22:02,190
So give us your proof or jog on.
398
00:22:02,850 --> 00:22:04,310
We'll be following this up, Mr Tucker.
399
00:22:04,870 --> 00:22:05,870
Trust me.
400
00:22:06,490 --> 00:22:07,690
I'll get to the bottom of this.
401
00:22:08,230 --> 00:22:09,490
Excellent. Off you trot then, Sherlock.
402
00:22:12,190 --> 00:22:13,330
Hey, one thing, though.
403
00:22:14,190 --> 00:22:16,230
Now, keep your eyes open for those
scooter parts, eh?
404
00:22:16,650 --> 00:22:18,090
You'll never know.
405
00:22:24,220 --> 00:22:25,220
Glyn's in bits.
406
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:26,760
I just want to make some money.
407
00:22:27,060 --> 00:22:27,859
For what?
408
00:22:27,860 --> 00:22:28,860
I want to buy a snake.
409
00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:31,120
Good choice.
410
00:22:31,780 --> 00:22:34,360
Beautiful to handle. Only eats once a
week.
411
00:22:34,580 --> 00:22:38,300
And is the most cunning animal on God's
green earth.
412
00:22:38,860 --> 00:22:39,860
So you won't tell?
413
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:40,979
I'll say nothing.
414
00:22:40,980 --> 00:22:41,819
Thanks, Gramps.
415
00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:42,820
In fact, I like it.
416
00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:44,500
A lot.
417
00:22:44,620 --> 00:22:46,120
Stress is good for Glyn.
418
00:22:46,420 --> 00:22:47,740
Keeps him on his toes.
419
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,840
Now, the deer stays alive because it's
vigilant.
420
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:53,480
The rabbit because it's... cautious.
421
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:57,280
A man needs to be alert to survive.
422
00:22:58,380 --> 00:23:03,580
Now Glenn has lost his alertness due to
lethargy and fat.
423
00:23:04,060 --> 00:23:08,540
So let's keep him alert.
424
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:15,200
I don't follow.
425
00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:17,740
Keep Nick in, my love. Keep Nick in.
426
00:23:21,140 --> 00:23:22,260
You are your best.
427
00:23:23,410 --> 00:23:24,410
I look after you.
428
00:23:56,750 --> 00:23:58,150
It's like I'm the only one who can see
through him.
429
00:23:59,630 --> 00:24:00,630
It's got to be an act.
430
00:24:02,370 --> 00:24:03,590
No one's that nice to me.
431
00:24:06,030 --> 00:24:07,270
Why do we keep fiddling with the day?
432
00:24:09,090 --> 00:24:10,090
It's not right, is it?
433
00:24:11,190 --> 00:24:14,310
It's like Kate bloody Moss about the
bloody place.
434
00:24:15,130 --> 00:24:18,090
The thing is, you need to know your
goals, Bob.
435
00:24:18,650 --> 00:24:19,469
Like me.
436
00:24:19,470 --> 00:24:20,470
Here we go.
437
00:24:21,030 --> 00:24:23,850
If you ever want to see Nat again,
you've got to apologise to him.
438
00:24:24,170 --> 00:24:25,190
She knows that.
439
00:24:25,510 --> 00:24:26,510
He knows that.
440
00:24:26,670 --> 00:24:27,670
I know that.
441
00:24:27,830 --> 00:24:29,850
The only get round you that don't know
that is you.
442
00:24:36,870 --> 00:24:37,870
Sod him.
443
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:02,600
Roberto.
444
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,240
Ciao, Bobby.
445
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:10,680
Bobby's got something to say to you.
446
00:25:11,140 --> 00:25:12,140
Haven't you, Bobby?
447
00:25:12,780 --> 00:25:14,000
Yeah. What was that?
448
00:25:15,460 --> 00:25:16,460
Yeah.
449
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:22,280
I'm sorry I hit you.
450
00:25:23,300 --> 00:25:24,300
It's fine.
451
00:25:24,820 --> 00:25:25,820
Totally understandable.
452
00:25:27,300 --> 00:25:29,800
Perhaps one day we'll go for a pint
together, eh? And laugh about all this.
453
00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:30,820
Don't push it, Roberto.
454
00:25:31,150 --> 00:25:32,150
In.
455
00:25:36,850 --> 00:25:37,850
Bobby?
456
00:25:39,730 --> 00:25:40,730
Thank you.
457
00:25:59,950 --> 00:26:02,090
They're going up the stairs now. I don't
want to know.
458
00:26:03,310 --> 00:26:04,650
They're entering the bedroom.
459
00:26:05,370 --> 00:26:06,370
Am I interested?
460
00:26:07,350 --> 00:26:08,350
They've shut the door.
461
00:26:10,990 --> 00:26:15,410
Yes, they... They definitely...
462
00:26:15,410 --> 00:26:18,270
Get ready.
463
00:26:20,150 --> 00:26:21,690
Get him on, Bob! Get him on!
464
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:41,000
E -class balloon gearbox fitted and
ready to go, as ordered.
465
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,580
Pleasure doing business with you again.
466
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,680
Nice to be able to trust someone.
467
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:55,400
There's some great thieving bastards
around here.
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