All language subtitles for the_rich_and_the_ruthless_s03e06

The rich and the rootless brought to you
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network delivering truth, not fluff. We
keep you clinging to a cliff while

inspiring you during commercials to keep
your laundry white and those chocolate

cakes moist.

20 years of aspirational escapism from
your own damn dirty problem.

Okay, Kitty.

Okay, honey.

You can do it.

Oh, it hurts so much.

Oh, it hurts. Okay, one more drink. One
more drink.

You got this.

All right, you got it. You're going to
do it for the fans.

For the fans.

For the fans.

Oh, okay.

You got it.

Okay, Kitty.

You can do it.

You can do it, girl.

You can do it.

You can do it.

Just one more drink.

You got to do it for the fans.

Here we go.

You're going to win this competition.

You're going to do it.

Born to a preacher who was good. So
malicious diva was never understood.

Hated by her cast, but loved by her
fans. What stomped their feet and

their hands. I got it. I got it. I got
it.

We have to start the show.

Thank you.

I can't go first.

No, no, no, no.

I finished the show. You said let me go
first. I'm the one with all the talent.

I'm okay. I'm okay.

I just don't want to go first.

Don't touch me.

Ladies and gentlemen, Kitty and I
couldn't be more proud of our children.

You know, oh, it's so beautiful right
here.

Folks have no idea what it takes to put
on a soap opera year after year.

But we always place family values over
business.

Hallelujah. A family that prays
together, stays together.

Amen. We have a church up in here today.

Yes, we are. We are.

My wife, Kitty, would be up here with
us, but she's backstage warming up for

all. So.

Put your hands together and get ready
for an amazing performance.

Enjoy.

Well,

it gives me and my sister Veronica great
pleasure to introduce our beautiful

mother who plays the iconic Blusilla.
All right. You know her. You love her.

your hands together and welcome the one.

inside having you all here on this
beautiful yacht, right?

I mean... Allison, Allison, I'm going to
need you to go out first.

What? Please, Allison, the fans are
waiting. Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm not

prepared. I need to stretch. You're
fine.

Please. Oh, you drunkard. Thank you.
You're fine. I'll put on my face. Thank

you, thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can do it.

Oh, yeah.

Well, do I have a choice?

Good grief.

Kitty, sober up. Don't worry.

All the time of my life.

Okay.

All right, girls. I'm going to be in the
back. Okay. Check on y 'all. Okay. All

right, baby.

I love you too. Press a movie right
along. Uh, next to the stage, please

the beautiful and talented.

lunch somebody put carpet on the stage
who wants me to fail oh but you know i

this all for my fans so this is for you
let's get this show on the road

the rich and the ruthless, a vixen to
sing for you, Emmy Abernathy.

Have a seat, sailor.

Oh, thank you all so much for being
here. You know, they only gave me two

minutes to share my real passion because
I always wanted to be on Broadway.

Put your tongue back in your mouth, Max.

What? You don't have a comeback?

And here I was, hoping to share trade
secrets with my future brother -in -law.

You mean your dad's trade secrets.

Ah, look who's talking.

You know, unlike you, I don't use my old
man's money to impress people.

Veronica wouldn't give you the time of
day if you weren't rich.

Rich? Who said I was rich?

I'm wealthy. There's a difference.

Whatever. You know, bottom line is, you
don't have any talent.

Yeah. Yeah, well, Veronica seems to
think I do.

In more ways than one.

Are you disrespecting my sister?

Of course not.

Don't confuse me with one of your black
frat brothers.

Oh, I'm not confused.

I have an inside track.

And when I say inside track, I mean that
I... The only inside track you have is

selling toilet paper and soap.
Meanwhile, I have my own production

it's about to blow up. Yeah, well, too
bad it's all in your head.

You know, last I heard, it takes real
money to make movies unless you're

dabbling in something else.

Slow your roll, Bob.

One of us is going to get hurt, and it
ain't going to be me. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Okay, I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Though it provoked.

It provoked what?

Aren't you on probation already?

Yeah, stay in your lane, Max, you boy.

And remember, without Trictor and
Tramble, the network won't pay your

fee. And without that, well, your soap
opera gets canceled.

Besides, I don't want my future wife
working anyway.

I want her at home, barefoot, in the
kitchen.

Get out of my face.

Yeah, I need to check on Veronica
anyway.

But first I'm going to check out these
hot honeys.

I'm not hitched yet.

And shouldn't you be getting back to
your little talent show before you get

trouble?

You know me. You love me.

I am Kurt.

And I play Javier de la Basque.

And I am a ventriloquist.

Hello,

everybody.

Welcome along the border.

It's a great pleasure to reintroduce to
you my beautiful and talented mother,

Kitty Berringer.

Born to a preacher who wants no good.

Did you know she was going to do this?
No.

I told her to keep it simple.

Max has been egging her on.

Check Edith and have her scrub this
before it gets out of control.

Here's Bobby.

I saw Max and Edith in the cut talking.

I don't trust them, Daddy. I think
they're up to something. I feel it.

And not to fan the flames, but Maeve was
having a trunk show in her cabin.

So? So the jewelry was our property.

Damn it!

Thank you.

We'll be back in five.

Oh, precious.

Oh, Lord.

Why do they take the best for last, huh?

The audiences have gone, but how about
that brunch, huh?

Real crab?

I always say, life's too short for
fishparks.

It's turned around and it's complete
opposite.

I think you know what I mean. Okay,
look, we're not as compatible as I

we were, okay?

I like to party, and clearly you don't.
No, Bobby, not with drugs.

Then I'm calling off the engagement.
Wait, wait, wait, what?

I think you heard me.

You're not going to humiliate me in
front of my family, Bobby.

Watch me.

Wait, Bobby, don't do this.

No, no, no, no, no. You're humiliating
yourself. You're not thinking straight,

okay? You wouldn't do this if you loved
me. That's the thing. I am thinking

straight, okay? I realized I don't love
you.

I'm so over you, okay?

Chased you down, caught you, and
released.

What?

I can't believe that I was actually
going to marry you.

Okay, besides, I'm practically engaged
to somebody else back east.

You know, Dad was right.

You're a mistake.

Now, you think that's how they rehearsed
the lines for the story?

Probably.

Sounds juicy, too.

Shh!

Kitty, what are they saying?

Yeah, because you can't hear.

Shh! That would sound freaky -dicky to
me.

And what would you know about that?

Well, I was young once.

Now, that talent show was fabulous.

Except Kitty's act.

Oh, poor thing. Somebody should have
told her that that tutu needed to have

stayed on the rack.

People be acting out on this boat.

It's more fun than watching the stories
at home. I know.

Mom.

What's wrong?

They loved me.

No, that's nonsense. They love you.

Mom, do you want another drink?

Okay. Okay, come on. Let's get you in
bed, okay? Let's get you off the floor.

Let's get you in bed.

Okay.

Right this way. Right there.

Let's get you nice and bent. There you
go. There you go. Right there. Right

there. Uh -huh.

There you go.

There you go.

There you go.

Let's get you another. Let's get you up.
Come on, mom. Get up. Sit up. Sit up.

Sit up. Sit up. There you go.

There you go. Have another one. Have
another. All the way. Drink it down.

it down. Drink it down. Drink it down.
Drink it down.

There you go. There you go. There you
go.

Uh -huh.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Mom, mom, mom. Wake
up. Wake up. Wake up. Hey, wake up.

Look at me. Hey, do you trust me? It was
life.

Okay, all right. Listen, I'm going to
need you to sign something before you go

night -night. Okay. Okay, all right.
Now, here we go.

All right. Now, put this in your hand
and sign right here.

Right there.

Uh -huh. That'll go right there.

Finally!

Mom, when you said you wanted Rich and
Worthless to take new heights, I took

that very seriously.

She's stealing my life, Augustus. And
this mother -daughter storyline, I

I'm not doing it when we come back from
hiatus. I'm just not. Well, this is the

first I've heard of it.

You should have come to me sooner, and I
could have... And you could have done

what? Taken care of it like you've done
everything else?

No, thanks.

And I know Edith's behind it. That bitch
is still mad that Sharon Stone got

basic instinct over her.

Edith was an actress?

Focus, Augustus.

Kill the storyline.

Hey, Derek.

Honey.

Where's, um, Calista?

Exactly what I was gonna ask you.

How come you're not in the show?

Max says I should wait till next year.

What about you?

They don't pay me enough money.

Mommy!

Right!

What the hell happened?

Stop crying, stop crying, stop crying.
Stop crying, it doesn't help.

What happened?

Max, Max, please, you gotta believe me.
It was an accident.

It was an accident.

Bobby was doing drugs, and then I told
him to stop, and then he wouldn't

and then he called up the engagement,
and I... Okay,

okay, okay. That's not what happened.
Okay, you understand me? Veronica, do

realize what you've done?

They will convict you, and for
manslaughter, do you want to go to

rest of your life? No. Okay, all right,
all fine, fine. Listen, you got to

listen to me, okay?

Okay. Okay, listen.

Bobby was drunk, okay? He got rough with
you, and you defended yourself.

Okay, now I have to rough you up a
little bit so it looks like you guys got

a fight.

I'm so scared, Max.

You should be.

Why would you get involved with this
bum?

Now listen to me. Listen, when Bobby
left the cabin, you don't know where he

went. Understand?

I think so. You think? Listen, you have
to know so. Like your life depends on

it. I got it. I got it. Okay, I got it.
I got it. I got it. Okay.

All right, fine. Okay, now just stick to
that story and everything will be cool.

Let me grab a sheet or something to wrap
him up. What are we going to do with

him? What do you think? He fell
overboard drunk.

People everywhere, we can't just take
him out right now.

Okay, fine, fine, listen. We'll just
wait till the ship quiets down, okay?

And then we'll wrap him up, we'll take
him upstairs, and we'll throw him

overboard. Now, what are you going to
say if people start asking you what

happened?

Come on, come on!

Bobby was drunk, and we got into a
fight, and he hit me, and then he left,

and... I didn't see where you went.

Excellent. Okay, you stick to that
story, okay? Everything's going to be

Okay. Now help me grab the sheet and
wrap them up. Come on. Get up. Get up.

on. Oh, God.

Okay, okay.

Now, you know, sometimes you just want
to be expected, you know?

Yeah. Me too.

I, um, voted for you today.

You should have won.

Thank you.

That's sweet. Yeah.

Anything for the fans, you know.

I'm a fan and I could be more.

You know I'm with Alyssa, right?

You sure about that?

What's that supposed to mean?

I saw something on the upper deck that I
think you should too.

But don't kill the messenger.

Sure. Weren't you the one telling the
world how great Ivy was?

Yeah, I did, all right? I made a
mistake.

I moved too fast, and I invited a
nightmare into my life.

It'll be okay. No, it's not.

No, I made a grave mistake, and it may
end up costing both of us.

What? Callista, come on, you're
overreacting. Come here. No, it's not

before. I'm serious. It's more
complicated than you think.

Well, it can't be more complicated than
what's between us.

Stop! Stop!

a conversation about our daughter
without it being all about you. But once

again, I was wrong. No, I'm not letting
you go this time.

Kitty's on her way back to rehab and I'm
getting a divorce.

You're telling me this why?

When I wanted a relationship with you,
you abandoned me and wanted me to get an

abortion. I know, and I'm sorry I put
you through that, because I truly am.

now I'm ready to listen and take
responsibility for what I should have

ago.

Come on, let's go find our daughter.

Bum.

I'm so sorry, Bobby.

Let's go.

I'm coming.

Well, I'm going to take me a little nap
for the time we got left on this

faggot's yacht.

Listen, Mardell.

Thank you for inviting me.

I'm having the time of my life.

And you know we got more years behind us
than we do in front of us. God, that's

the truth.

I just wish I hadn't played adult
twister with Willie.

Oh, I'm going to pay for that. I tried
to tell you. Oh, my God.

Go see what's going on.

Quiet as church, my CD soap operas only
give you a couple of minutes, but they

know how to stretch it out and have us
coming back for more.

I know that's right, baby.

Hey, Mandela.

Yeah?

Isn't that... Bobby Tramble like a
billionaire.

So?

All money ain't good money.

That's not what pastor say.

I know.

What's his church?

I told you, girl, that's a good church.
The Goodfoot Church. The Goodfoot

Church. You better quit, baby girl.

Let me get some Z's up in here.

I know you ain't messing with that
Willie no more, are you?

Hmm.

Boy, crazy.

Augusta, she... She... What?

She... What? Tell me, what?

Dad, Kalisa?

What? What are you two doing here? I
thought I told you to keep an eye...

Veronica, what the hell happened to you?
Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry, Daddy.

She had a bad fight.

Who had a fight?

Bobby hit me.

What? He was drunk.

Yes, he was. Everyone saw him.

Where is that punk? I'll kill him. No,
Augustus.

Take Veronica to my room, please.

Thank you.

And don't disturb my mom.

And not a word to anyone. Yes.

Sorry, Dad.

I'm going to kill that punk.

And we're going to sue the past off the
Tramples family.

Let's go tell the captain. Oh, Dad, Dad,
Dad.

I mean, do you think that that's wise?

I mean, listen, we should handle this
quietly. And you said it yourself, this

cruise is a public relations event for
our show, but a PR nightmare for our

family. You know how powerful Tricked
and Trambled are?

You don't know how they can spin this.

Well, what do you suggest?

I suggest that we play it business as
usual.

You know, not draw any attention.

That way we could, you know, protect
ourselves and protect Veronica.

Listen, Dad.

And if anyone asks where Bobby is... We
don't know. Right.

Right. And you should know that Bobby
broke off the engagement with Veronica.

He what?

Yeah.

Look, Dad.

I, um... I think that we should just let
Veronica stay in your room so you can

avoid any questions.

Oh, but that way we'll have more
leverage.

Right. On the day. Right, right, right.
Very still.

Uh -huh.

Right.

Come on, let's go. Dad, one thing.

Did I just see you and Calista holding
hands?

Boy, you know how these actresses are,
how they throw themselves at us when

want something.

Right there.

Oh, God, that's good. Big Daddy, let me
show you just how much I

appreciate you.

Veronica's asleep in the other room.

Better we found out before she married
that no -cum. Yeah, because Bobby didn't

deserve Veronica anyway.

Didn't? Huh?

You say it like he's gone.

Never mind.

Guys, is this something Captain Tame
should handle?

We have a plan, Calista.

Okay, I'm just trying to help. Thank
you, but we've got all this covered, if

don't mind.

Say what?

No, no, no.

What were you about to tell me on deck?

Nothing. It's fine.

No, tell me.

Nothing, I guess. You've got enough
going on.

Come on.

What was that?

Did you feel that?

Yep. What was it? That's my tootabouts.

Tootles!

I don't know, but it doesn't sound good.

Where are you going, Emmy?

Emmy.

Emmy, you can't leave me like this.

What? There's luck.

From the outside, it looks like.

I've got to get on one of those
lifeboats before it's too late. Me too.

And where are we going to go? Do either
of you even know where we are right now?

I know where we'll be if we don't get
off this yacht.

And have either of you seen Brando?
Nope.

This wasn't loyalty.

Look at these fans. They're jumping
shipwrecks. Look out!

So who's at the wheel?

Where are you going?

No, no, no, no, no, no. No, listen. I am
not going to leave my husband.

If this ship goes down, I go down. Oh,
cut the dumb Titanic crap, Allison.

Camera's on rolling. I hate to leave you
alone, but someone's got to live to

tell the story.

Bye.

Bye, Enora.

Goodness, my naughty little tickler came
back.

Now, unlock Daddy's little brace. It's
like a good little girl.

It's not fun anymore.

I think we're sinking.

You there?

I mean, if you need more money, more
storyline, it's no problem. Just don't

me die a watery grave like this.

Okay. Just... Just tell me everything's
gonna be okay, Emmy.

Emmy. Baby.

Boo -boo.

Oh, Randall.

I don't know if you're gonna live or if
you're gonna die.

But one thing's for damn sure.

Everything is not going to be okay.