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Why'd you lie to me?

What? Don't play games, Callista. I
trusted you.

Sent you away years ago to handle that
situation.

I did handle it, Augusta.

But I did it my way.

Right. So you betrayed me.

Betrayed you?

Yeah.

We wouldn't be having this conversation
if you just followed the plan.

But no, you're just like all the other
actresses, huh?

Excuse you?

When you came to Hollywood, you could
barely pay attention, much less pay your

rent. But I gave you a break because I
saw something in you. Yeah, you did.

But let's not act like your benevolence
didn't have some fringe benefits, all

right? Though I admit there was some
fire.

You still end up treating me like a bank
just like all the others. Looking for a

sugar daddy.

Well, you got one.

You probably got pregnant on purpose.

Hold up.

I got pregnant?

I never asked you for a damn penny or
promise, all right?

And you seduced me with all that talk
about how I was the only one who could

make you leave your wife. You remember
that?

Yeah. I do.

I never forget.

Hey, you want to, like, go out sometime?

Um, no, thanks. I'm good.

Cool.

Here's Raji.

Can you let me in with a letter?

Please?

Well, I'm supposed to call the office
because you know last time you...

But I can work a little something out.

One, two, three.

Oh, oh, oh, where's Benji?

That ain't enough.

Come on, quit playing.

You quit playing, girl.

Bird bye.

Hotness.

And I see, I can see so

clearly now how wrong our affair was.
And I pray to God that Kitty never finds

out about us. You see, I was a young
impressionable extra on a soap who

care about who got hurt.

And you had me believing that what we
had was something special. It was

Until you got pregnant and went and did
your own thing.

I was a kid and had to live with myself.

Why can't you man up and take
responsibility and see that?

I'm a woman now.

And I suggest you man up and deal with
the fact that we have a daughter out

there somewhere. And there's nothing you
can do to change that.

Well, hold on, wait, wait. You're not
laying this mess on me. Uh -uh, uh -uh.

Now, I have one daughter, and that's
Veronica.

All right, that kid you went and had,
that's your problem.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, Calista,
Calista.

I still care about what she loves.

Goodbye.

That ceremony was kind of touching.

Seriously. The whole thing was a joke.

I think we were just getting our soap up
away.

Well, if it isn't the happy couple.

Now, how the hell did you get in there?

Oh, well, I couldn't have missed out on
Cupid's arrow finding some other

sucker's heart.

Okay, it's time for the party crasher to
leave. Or what?

I better watch out, because you like to
play rough.

No. Or we will have to call security.

You know, Dee, it's going to be tough on
you with your spicy wifey out of town

assignment all the time.

Oh, don't you worry about that, baby.
But speaking of my job, did you hear

my promotion?

What promotion?

You bungled that investigation so badly,
I'm taking over the case now.

Where does that leave me?

Where do you think?

As my assistant.

That's not in the script. Um, hello?
Hey, improvisation. It's Hollywood. Oh,

got some Hollywood for you, bitch.

And now this real -life fiasco. Well,

everybody only came because Max
threatened our contracts if he didn't.

that. So that.

Mm -hmm.

Can't believe Kitty and the Gus's agreed
to this circus.

Oh, no. It was Max who let them.

Max? Yes.

The whole family was livid.

But, you know, it was too late to pull
the plug once Big Mouth Allison told

everybody her boss was hosting this
shindig.

What's up with you and Callista?

What do you mean?

I mean, like, the way you hang around
her all the time. You don't have to

her around if you don't want to. Mind
your business, okay?

Okay?

Where'd that come from?

Yeah, nice to meet you.

Uh, yeah, I have the script.

Look, I don't know, Edith, okay?

Anyhow, when will we start if I did
agree?

Whoa, whoa, cowboy, hold on.

First the paper, then the ink.

Those things are important, just so
there's no misunderstanding.

Okay, I don't know if this is going to
work, Edith.

Really?

Well, remember, Max.

There is one slot left at the network.

Prime time.

I would love to give it to you.

I'm losing my patience, man.

Mom, can you move me, will you? I am the
black man, you know.

I could be a game changer.

If it isn't the epitome of Hollywood
wedding bliss.

Edith? Edith?

Excuse me.

Oh, Mr.

Barringer, I just wanted to tell you
that while you were gone, the show just

wasn't the same without you on it. But
now that you're back full time, it's

rainbows and butterflies.

Oh, thanks, Mom.

Yeah, and there's something else I need
to tell you. Your kids.

They sure are close.

Listen to me.

This family was nearly ripped apart a
decade ago over some stupid teenage

indiscretion. Is that what you're
calling? That's what it was, right, Max?

Yeah. Look, we were just, I don't know,
kids being kids.

It's a million years ago.

Last night, I had this really,

really, really graphic, romantic dream
about you.

Oh, we were rolling in the sand.

Okay, uh, Fern, hi.

Bye -bye.

She's always had a crush on you, honey.

Wish this weren't the occasion to bring
us all together.

No, no.

You know,

I used to look like you once upon a
time. Get ready, sweetie.

Oh, my goodness. Look at you two lovers.

Oh, listen.

I want to thank you for, you know,
bringing Randall back to the show. Okay.

Thank you so much for letting us do our
wedding vows. Give me a beautiful home.

Yeah, you guys rock.

Kitty, I know that I called it a crusty
throwback mansion, but I was being

petty.

No,

I'm good, I'm good. Oh, what is this, a
kid's birthday party?

Where is my flash?

Oh, where's my colostomy bag?

When your dad went to prison, I got out
of the business.

But I need the money.

That's why I needed your help, Corey.

To keep the show going, right?

Yeah. And this masterpiece will fetch
the money I need to make a movement,

some.

Are we doing like we did before?

Yeah. Hang it in one of the fiends that
said art, so the buyer can see it, and

guard it with your life.

Okay. And Corey.

Yes, Mr. Range? Let me know the second
it dries.

This never happened.

Oh, I found it.

Okay, now let's have a party. Oh, okay,
Corey.

Give me a little splash of that right
now.

Thank you.

So now, Maeve, are you sure you don't
want to change your bet about how long

Alice and Randall are going to actually
make it? You know, because I figure

after the dance, five to one odds.
Game's over.

You keep my $100 on two months.

Ain't that racial?

Hey, hey, gather around, everybody.
Gather around.

All right, everyone gather around.

Randall and Allison have a toast for us.

Okay, everybody grab their ginger ale.

I said we were having at the mansion. I
didn't say I was being catered, but

anyway. But Kitty pulled the brakes on
that marching band she wanted at her

wedding. I mean, who even does that?

I'm saying.

So sad.

You all are, you're just like family to
us. Especially the Barringers.

I just really want to thank you all just
for coming out on your Sunday to like

spend the day and celebrate with us.

It really means a lot.

To me and my beautiful bride.

You're here.

Once you make that mistake, I mean, why
would you do that twice once you repeat

it?

Mistake you say?

Huh? Huh.

Mistake? Do you have something against
marriage?

Sweetheart, I got nothing against
healthy marriage.

That's what it means.

Jumping over that broomstick with you.

Clean it up now. Yeah. I mean, you're
getting a little better.

What are we saying? How healthy?

Oh, my

God.

Why didn't I get an invitation?

Stay where you are!

Shouldn't we call the police?

I mean, this is serious. Somebody could
get hurt. No, the only one who'll get

hurt here is me if I stop filming.

I could sell this to TMZ and buy me a
house.

Roger, if you shot me, it would be a
relief.

Anyway, I gotta go.

I've got tickets for Engelbert
Humperdinck tonight at the Greek.

Oh, I like Humperdinck.

It's a hard ticket to get, too.

Okay, you can go, you jerk.

Brunton, you coming?

Uh, coming.

That way.

The rest of you, shut up.

Move.

Stand up, you tramp.

I can explain.

No need.

I saw the nasty sex tape online.

Your nasty sex tape after I was released
from the psych ward.

And then to find out that you filed for
divorce?

True love, real marriages, you work them
out. But you wouldn't know much about

that, Amy, considering that you kicked
your husband to the curb once he was

committed. Things got super complicated,
okay?

I mean, Roger got fired for going out on
stage naked.

It's not funny, Maeve. All he did all
day was watch CNN, drink beer, and smoke

weed. He stopped auditioning, and his
agent dropped him.

At least I had an agent.

I loved Roger once upon a time. I loved
him. And you know what? What was I

supposed to do, huh?

Stand by my man when he gets put into a
loony bin? I don't think so.

Roger, please.

No, no, no. I just wanted us to be
together, Emmy.

That's all I ever wanted.

Well, then you don't have to do this.

Right? No, blah, blah, blah. It's too
late.

Now we'll be together forever.

On the other side.

Can't we just talk about this like two
rational soap opera stars?

No, I'm done talking.

I know all about you and that telenovela
thug.

Que pasa, Roger.

Oh, que pasa. You stole my wife, you
jerk.

Now, sit down.

Get up, still wife of mine.

Get up already.

Getting up.

When I played carbuckety and cats, you
were all over me like a wetsuit.

I used to make your fur purr, remember?

I used to make you meow like crazy.

But the moment they fired me, so did
you.

Or so you thought.

Well, now we're together again.

And where we're going, that litter box
in the sky, kitty cat heaven, you're

coming with.

It's just fingers.

I need help.

There's going to be plenty of them when
the police get here.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,
my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,
my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my

God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my
God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh Sometimes I think there's no
respect for being a sober restorer.

You listen to me.

Listen to me. You let Daddy take care of
some of that pain, okay?

And my

Goya commercials.

This physique is el caliente, baby, and
it can't take no metal.

Oh, my God, you guys!

My mom's in a car accident. She's in the
ICU.

I gotta go.

Oh, my God.

in the entire hell is going on around
here. That was a whole bowl of crazy.

Roger is insane.

Just like Andy.

Poor Cory and his mother.

I didn't know he had one of those.

What's wrong?

Ivy, are you okay?

I know you're a bit taken back by what
just happened. I mean, it was crazy and

it was scary, but... Not half as scary
as what my father said.

Okay, what? Ivy, spit it out. Stop
trying to be so mysterious. I'm not in

mood. When we first met, you said that
stumbling blocks could be stepping

stones, and if I ever needed to ask you
anything, I could just reach out.

Well, I'm reaching, and I just have one
question.

Ivy, spit it out. What?

Did you really never think I'd find you,
mother?

That's right.

I found your diary and I read every last
word.

No.