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Oh, Rory, Rory, please look at me. I'm
in jail for

heaven's sake.

Rory, Rory, you're my only living
daughter. I beg of you, please, please

that what you're doing to me is wrong.
Oh, mother, you can beg all you want,

faithfully, I learned from the best.

I'm tired of being poor because you
squandered away the family fortune.

But my title is still worth millions.

You mean the title? The one you
manipulated yourself into by killing

first wife with arsenic?

That's right, mother.

I found your diary.

Cut!

Oh, thank God.

Somebody friggin' fly in my oxygen tank
and splash.

Here you go, Maeve. Oh, yeah.

I'm gonna need a refill to get through
this day.

Yes.

Kitty, I've been watching your scenes
and... He's simply brilliant. Really?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm
serious. I mean, you hopped right back

that saddle, boy.

Well, I can't say that Augustus is
excited about me being back on the show.

What? And deprive your fans and me of
your fair talent? No, no, no, no, no,

You were missed. Believe me.

And daytime needs you.

Oh, yeah. Now, if you need to run lines
or anything or need a shoulder or

anything else to lean on, you just call
me.

Larry, stop being naughty, okay? I don't
need your help, and my children are

doing brilliantly as co -executive
producers of the show.

Oh, yeah, so I heard. You know, I must
say, I'm amazed at how you still manage

to pull it all together and still look
so damn ravishing.

Okay, you're making me blush, Larry. I
mean, filming from your house and

those... busted sound stages in Burbank.
Must have been hell.

I mean, I went by there yesterday.

You were? Really?

Oh, yeah. You guys just didn't say
anything?

Yeah, yeah. We had a nice little chat.

I mean, I still can't believe you
married him over me, Kitty. I mean, a

your quality deserves to be treated like
a queen.

Larry. I mean, you would have wanted for
nothing if you had accepted my marriage

proposal. Okay, Larry, that was forever
ago, and I want for nothing now, okay?

Guess how much I made last year.

Yeah, I think we saw that in Variety.
What was it, like, um, 60 million?

Obscene. Yeah, whatever.

Yeah, if you're ever bored, my yacht
leaves for the Amalfi Coast next month.

Nothing to change concerning you, my
dear.

You don't give up. About my soap opera.

Oh, yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry. I
got distracted.

Ah, as much as I wish I could, Kitty.

Can't promise that the network won't
cancel Rich and the Ruthless, unless, of

course, you and Augustus offer me a
bigger stake.

Now, you know our stand on that.

Do something about the preemptions,
Larry.

It's like every two seconds, when
someone sneezes in Washington, D .C.,

to breaking news, presumably.

It's like the O .J. trial all over
again.

Yeah, we all know how that ball bounced.
Hope's never recovered.

Just do something about the preemptions,
okay?

Leaving so soon? And whose fault is
that?

Burbank is a drive away, Larry.

Oh, still fine.

Okay. Your pearls are twisted. I like
them that way, Larry.

So, uh, what's going on here?

Edith. Not that it's any of your
business, but I was visiting an old

See what you can do about the
preemption.

Willie, I know you're not happy about
this, but Max wants to test me out as a

director. So we're going to have to
shoot this before the next scene. We're

going to get all your coverage for three
scenes.

It's a damn shame. I don't have nobody
here to help me with wardrobe.

Okay, Beth ran off with that pattern
cutter, Colleen Atwood.

Nobody's over there for my eyeline off
camera. I don't have no cue cards.

It seems like nobody cares that I'm
going through electoral dysfunction.

Action!

I sentence you to 100 years in prison.

That's right, I'm overriding the jury or
my name isn't Judge Jade Jones.

Cut! Strap!

Yeah, yeah, Maria.

Come on, Willie. You got to pick it up.
We don't have a lot of time.

You're wasting time. Just take off the
clothes.

Yes, yes, yes. Don't forget the hat.

Go!

Action!

I was cutting the shrubs like you told
me to, Miss Lovekin. I looked over in

bushes and I saw a lifeless body.

Strip. Come on, come on.

Time is money. Come on, strip, strip,
strip, strip, strip. Take it off. Okay,

okay. Oh, my God, we're making a mess.

Are we going to get this?

Everything, everything.

Yes, yes, yes, you got it. Oh, my God,
you're taking too long. We're wasting

time.

Action.

Please, pull it together.

Have this done. Hold on.

Okay. Tie, tie, tie.

Tie, tie.

Tie, tie.

And action.

Ruby, I'd help you escape if I could,
but Mr. Bean would kill me, and I'm not

willing to sacrifice my life for yours.

Sorry. Cut.

We got it, Willie.

Moving on.

Moving on. All right, everybody.

All right, guys. We're going to pick it
up. Here we go.

Alex, you got the sand?

I don't know why I work so doggone hard
when I'm always the last one hired and

the first one fired.

I'm still floating from yesterday, and I
can't wait to tell you about all the

ideas I have for Felony Bachelorette.
About that, there won't be a season two.

Excuse me?

Matter of fact, we won't be airing the
remainder of season one.

Sorry, ratings just weren't there, Edie.

You only aired two shows so far. Listen,
you know how this goes, sweetheart.

You're lucky your show wasn't axed after
the first half hour. Gosh, this cannot

be happening to me. Don't worry.

I'm not going to fire you and send you
out there with the sharks.

So does that mean?

Yes, you are back in charge of Richie
and Mrs.

Oh, Mary.

Not here. All right, I don't want Gloria
Allred breathing down my neck. You can

sue me. All right, let's stay focused.

We got another shot of prying R &R away
from the Beringers, all right? Kitty put

her son Max in charge, and as far as I'm
concerned, this guy wants no part of

this whole business, only the money, all
right? So give Max the boy a little

incentive, and then once we have Max
right where we want him, we'll cut him

loose.

Yeah.

This is a blood sport.

Either be prepared to bleed or be
prepared to die.

I'm not afraid.

Oh, I know you're not.

I am your long -lost son because your
perm was stolen from the vault. It's

sperm. For the last time, someone stole
my sperm, not perm.

And why is it you can say the S in other
words but not sperm?

Wow. You are so smart, Philip. I wonder
the same thing. Why can't I say perm?

If you're a huge migraine coming on.

Immigration is a bitch.

I remember the golden age of soap opera
when it was just us.

Real champagne and caviar on the set.

An occasional person of color pushing my
storyline.

Now you people are everywhere, cutting
into my pension and health benefits.

I'm lucky if I get two episodes a month.

You do understand that...

We get paid per episode, right?

Never mind.

Lead storylines that used to be created
for me now go to muddleheads like you

and Callista.

It's a disgrace.

It's an abomination.

A pockmark in the bare skin of Lady
Soap.

I think it's the S and the P together
that throws me off.

Oh, there you are.

That's one line.

Yeah.

You

wish.

So, Matt...

When are we going to sit down, talk to
you, Dale?

Um, I don't know, Edith. Look, my dad's
more married to the show than he is my

mom right now. He's not budging.

Really?

I thought you were in charge.

Uh, yeah.

Sort of.

Well, all you have to do is talk to your
mom, convince her

to make some changes, and do what's best
for you.

And your family, of course.

Can you get to the point, Edith?

You could be a big, big deal with the
network, Max.

You don't waste your talent on a little
soap opera.

I can make you the star you deserve to
be.

I would do that for you, Max.

Oh, my God.

You're an excellent writer.

Desperate to produce your own movies,
right?

Yeah.

Yeah, I, um, I don't know. I just, I
have so much going on right now.

Well, there is one prime time slot left
at the network, Max.

And I could usher you right through the
doors.

That is, if you have the goods.

Uh, yeah, I have the script.

Look, I don't know what it is, okay?

Anyhow, when will we start if I did
agree?

Whoa, whoa, cowboy, hold on.

First the paper, then the ink.

Those things are important, just so
there's no misunderstandings.

Okay, I don't know if this is going to
work, Edith.

Really?

Well, remember, Max, there is one lot
left of the network.

Prime time.

I would love to give it to you.

Oh, God, you are so handsome.

Oh.

I thought you might want to see this.

And remember, a mind is a terrible thing
to weigh in.

He bangs me. He's going to stop.

Listen, I just, I cannot believe that it
took me six months to come to my

senses. Will you ever forgive me for
putting you out of the house?

There's nothing that you could do that I
would not forgive you for.

I know.

But it had to be a nightmare living at
the Y.

Well, it was, but it was peaceful.

You know they love gossiping about us at
R &R.

I mean, seeing us struggle.

Especially me.

Self -starred, deep in distress, trying
to hold it together.

I'm glad that Max called me back to the
show.

I was getting desperate.

I mean, I was really close to calling up
Big Red at Whisper's Lounge. Don't say

that. Well, I'm just keeping it real
with you, Randall. I mean, we were

struggling. Our marriage was falling
apart.

Amy and everybody, they were loving that
because, you know, they've always been

jealous of our marriage. I was breaking
down things.

But I got me some spiritual therapy, and
now I'm fortified.

This is not about me. This is not about
me. This is about you.

So let's toast to my big, bold producer
husband.

Associate producer, yeah.

It's okay, honey, because we're going to
be back on top in no time.

They have those barren jabrats trying to
run things, and then we got cray -cray

kitty. You know, she can't even keep up
with the pace of the show.

Let me tell you something, honey. It is
a hot mess.

Are you guys still good?

Of course.

I mean, I'm gonna act like we're good.

Anyway, I've been giving a lot of
thought to it and I've come up with a

I'm waiting.

So, I've arranged for us to renew our
vows at the Behringer Mansion in front

all of the cast and crew.

And I pre -sold the pictures and
everything.

You are brilliant.

I know.

You can get some more of that.

I still can't believe you surprised me
like this. Well, a raptor had to come

my baby.

You just saw all the good on the phone,
you okay?

Yeah.

Can I ask you a question?

What did you mean when you said you're
always looking for dudes with bigger

demons because you don't want to fish
your own?

No, I...

I don't know what I was saying. You
know, I guess I was just dealing with

stress from work and Grant and moving,
you know.

Better now that I'm here.

It's always better when you're here. You
know that.

Yeah.

Derek, this time apart has really given
me a chance to do some

thinking.

And, um...

It's something that I've been wanting to
tell you for a while now. Yeah, me too.

I know what I want now.

Since everything's going to be cool
between us, whenever you're ready,

Why I didn't boo.

And this time, it won't be fiction.

I like that.

Yeah?

You've been avoiding me.

Not really.

I visited you every day. I was afraid,
you know.

Afraid that I would lose you.

I'm going to be here for a long, long
time.

God, I miss Jamaica.

Every time I ask you about your
connections to Jamaica, you always

subject.

That's not why you asked me to meet you
here today.

Why'd you lie to me?

What? Come on, don't play games,
Callista. I trusted you.

I sent you away years ago to handle that
situation.

I did handle it, Augusta.

But I did it my way.

Right. So you betrayed me.

Betrayed you?

Yeah.

We wouldn't be having this conversation
if you just followed the plan.

But no, you're just like all the other
actresses, huh?

Excuse you?

When you came to Hollywood, you could
barely pay attention, much less pay your

rent. But I gave you a break because I
saw something in you. Yeah, you did.

But let's not act like your benevolence
didn't have some fringe benefits, all

right? Though I admit there was some
fire.

You still end up treating me like a bank
just like all the others. Looking for a

sugar daddy.

Well, you got one.

You probably got pregnant on purpose.

Hold up.

I got pregnant?

I never asked you for a damn penny or
promise, all right?

And you seduced me with all that talk
about how I was the only one who could

make you leave your wife. You remember
that?

Yeah. I do.

I never forget.

All the dinners, trips to Carmel, your
three -carat diamond friendship ring.

Did I ask for that back? Why would you?

A three -carat cubic zirconia? Really?

It wasn't worth a box that it was in.
But you know what? That's okay.

Because that's what I get for having the
affair. See, I don't need your trinket

to know my worth, Augustine. All right?

And I see, I can see so clearly now how
wrong our affair was. And I pray to God

that Kitty never finds out about it. You
see, I was a young, impressionable

extra on a soap who didn't care about
who got hurt. And you had me believing

that what we had was something special.

It was special. Until you got pregnant
and went and did your own thing. I was a

kid and had to live with myself.

Why can't you man up and take
responsibility and see that?

I'm a woman now, and I suggest you man
up and deal with the fact that we have a

daughter out there somewhere, and
there's nothing you can do to change

Wait, you're not laying this mess on me.
Uh -uh, uh -uh. No, I have one

daughter, and that's Veronica.

All right, that kid you wouldn't have,
that's your problem.

Problem? That problem is more your
daughter than Veronica will ever be.

And there's nothing you can do to change
that, Augusta.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, Calista.

But I still care about you, love.

Boy, bye.

You have something against marriage?

Shouldn't we call the police?

Oh, can you make me wait? It's close to
3 a .m. to blackmailing you.

I got a Steven Seagal action movie I'm
gonna be filming and my Goya commercial.

Wish this weren't the occasion to bring
us all together.

No, no.

I used to look like you once upon a
time.

Hey! Hey, whoa!

Didn't you talk about this like two
rational soap opera stars?

Why didn't I get an invitation?

I mean, are you okay?

You know I could sell this to TMZ and
buy me a house.