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Let it blow.
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Let it blow.
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I'll take all you sons of bitches when I
go.
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Randy's still awake.
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We're just having a dude's night. Where
the hell you been?
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It's called working, Rusty.
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Oh, is that where you, uh, you go
somewhere and somebody pays you and you
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money? I used to have one of them. I got
five.
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Do you remember the talk we had about
child support?
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Yes, ma 'am. And I ain't never gonna
forget no more. Blah, blah, bam! It
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done yet. Gonna have flames coming off
the word month.
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You think I could get that $2 .50 on a
check instead of on your arm?
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I see what I can do, but all these comic
books I buy, you know, they just don't
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grow on trees. I can't put food on the
table for your son.
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All I've got to feed him is hot wings.
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Why do you think he poops orange all
over everything?
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Thought you were still breastfeeding.
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Hell, that's free, ain't it? No, the
breast pump is for work. If I shrink
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a C -cup, Mr. Halen will cut me loose.
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What? That is sexual harassment in the
workplace.
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Some avenger should avenge that.
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Rusty, you need to get your head out of
the comic books and be a role model for
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your son.
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Role model? I am out every night busting
my hump to make sure the mean streets
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of Dougal County are safe from evil.
What?
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Now, saying any more would endanger the
lives of you and the baby.
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Sorry, but I'm borrowing these now.
Bring them back in the morning.
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Just get a job and bring us some money.
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Give me the money.
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You got no idea who the hell I am or
what I'm capable of. I know the drill. I
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get it.
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And who the hell are you... Stay safe,
citizen.
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This is for running my store. I'm going
to step on his balls. Justice has
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already been served. Come on, now.
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I was assaulted.
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I mean, just look at my hat.
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Permanently run.
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Courtesy of your friendly neighborhood,
the incubator. I'm inclined to sue.
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Oh, calm down, Early. I think I owe a
big thanks to this...
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The Incubator, whoever he is.
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By day, he is Rusty Kyler, humble deli
worker, fraying.
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Well, not fraying, but definitely fired
unjustly for popping whiteheads on the
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side of our sneeze guard.
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I didn't do that, it was Darryl! But
when darkness falls, he dons the macrame
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hood and dishwashing gloves of the
Incubator!
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Lower upright!
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Vagrants! Great. All I need is one more
hobo to slip off this roof, and I'm knee
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-deep in another lawsuit.
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You saying that if a feller was to fall
off this here roof, uh, there might be a
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payday in it? Shut up! Get up there and
install the pigeon spikes!
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I didn't see no employer -provided
safety harnesses. They're in that box.
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threw the box off the roof, didn't you?
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Yep. Great. What the hell's that say,
anyhow?
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They're ink. Ink?
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You bait her. You bait... Tour?
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The incubator lives. Lives. Don't
pretend like you're reading, okay?
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Hand me the rest of the paint thinner.
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That's not about a name, friend.
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I ain't got no bite.
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Brock. Liberty.
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Bell.
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to get back to this thing about Congress
dipping their hands into your wallet.
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Listen, the atheist in the White House,
he wants your money so he can scrape the
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word God off of each and every single
bill and coin. That just boils my
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britches. Dang, even the pennies? That
seems like a lot of work. I mean, I
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know, man. I'll tell you what I know.
You can't spell government without God.
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Sure you can.
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Well, I can't. And I won't.
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Holly Wooden in the hospital zone.
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Initiating pursuit.
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Right here, man. Didn't say 10 -4, did
he? Looked like an idiot talking into
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this.
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Evening, Sheriff.
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Clergy crossing. Licensing registered.
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Case justice, wrongdoer.
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Courtesy of the incubator.
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Who watches the watchers? The incubator.
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What in the hell was that?
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Looks like the Kyler boy.
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Yeah.
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Hell, this ain't coming out.
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Hey there, incubator.
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Commissioner. It's Sheriff. How about
you come on down for a second and talk
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with me?
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I'm manning my post.
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Citizens are running roughshod through
this traffic light. And I'm here to stop
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that.
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They're okay to go through it.
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It's a blinking yellow, Rusty. Rusty?
What do you mean by Rusty?
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Careful, Rusty. Careful.
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You okay, Rusty?
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He's a good kid, that Rusty. Oh, he is.
He's got a great heart. But I hear he's
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coming up short on his child support
payments.
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See, I'm supposed to be locking up
people that miss child support payments
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deadbeat dads.
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Well, Rusty's putting a lot of hours in
with his volunteer work right now.
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Well, maybe you ought to get you a
paying job.
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You mean Rusty ought to get a job,
right? Yeah, yeah, Rusty. I hear there's
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opening down at the car wash.
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But if criminals hear that the
incubator's waxing cars for a living,
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County will be brought to its knees.
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Well, we're talking about Rusty now,
right? Oh, yeah, yeah, of course, Rusty.
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Damn it. Look, we've got cameras at this
light incubator. Why don't you just run
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on and help get Rusty on the right path?
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I will relay that information,
Commissioner.
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And you will remember nothing of this
conversation.
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Mind raised.
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Okie doke.
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Wait, how do I get the ink out of my
uniform?
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Hey,
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you already got my money. Why don't you
just go on?
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No, sir.
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Pigeon spots.
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When the incubator lands on these, the
ink is going to run dry for him.
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Looking for someone?
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Well, well, incubator.
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No need to thank me, boy.
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Boy?
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Some bitch in the incubator stole from
me, and I'm the one in trouble?
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Well, did you get a good look at him?
Well, hell yeah. Eight legs, long red
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hair, shoots ink out his honey hole.
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Hell, that could be anybody.
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Really? You don't have any inkling at
all who this might be?
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You're trying me. Think about it now.
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Y 'all squid shoot ink, don't you?
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You saying I've done this? No, no.
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But other squids shoot ink, don't they?
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Oh, hell we don't, dumbass.
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Not unless they're rubbing one out or
having, you know, some explosive
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mess.
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Scrub the damn skin off. I don't care.
Come on. Scrub, Denny.
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Justice must prevail!
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Buy you a house and send that young 'un
to college, courtesy of the incubator.
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P .S.
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Rusty's a good kid, so maybe climb out
of his ass about the child support.
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You say the incubator was there?
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Was I changing money?
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Rusty, how did you... Huh?
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Never mind. You're late, and I've got to
get to work.
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Work? All that money you're holding
there?
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Maybe you ain't never got to work again.
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This is a cash store full of singles.
Yeah, there's some coins in there, too.
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That incubator's a hell of a guy.
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I think this money's stolen, and I think
you had something to do with it.
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Well, I mean, what do you want to do?
Give it to the government so they can
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scrape that off of it? We're not keeping
it, Russ.
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And if you keep it, you ain't keeping my
boy.
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We've got integrity in this household.
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I've got a tube sock sticking out there.
Don't touch me.
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That's for paying customers.
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Hey, boy.
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I just want to say that I'm sorry.
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And when you wake up, you'll remember
nothing of this.
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Customers dine at Juggins with the
expectation, excellent, that Juggins
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present for their dining experience.
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Mmm, passable. If you are not able at
any time to maintain your Juggins as
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defined in the Juggins employee Juggs
eyeball,
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Acceptable. Then you will find
yourselves no longer employed apt
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What? What is this?
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They barely cleave. If you can't clutch
a pencil with them, how can we expect
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you to work the pepper mill with
these... these mosquito bites? Mr.
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don't think that... Oh, it's better that
you don't think at all. Your mind's
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purpose is to memorize wing orders and
regulate the blood flow to your breath.
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Nothing more.
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Sexual harasser!
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What?
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Why did you do that?
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This isn't my only job, Rusty. Yeah,
it's me, Rusty. Don't tell.
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Wait, where are you going? Where's the
baby?
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Don't worry, I found a sitter.
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We take Velcro tab A, and we're going to
put it on Velcro
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tab B, and yay, I have the confidence to
date again.
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Who the hell are you?
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I have disgraced the name of the
incubator.
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The good people of Dougal County deserve
better.
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And so the incubator must go into hiding
and get some sort of lame -ass day job
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at the collar house, probably.
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Well, well, well, now.
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If it ain't the incubator. The incubator
is no more.
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It's me, Daddy.
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Rusty. What the?
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Ink? Eight legs?
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It still don't make no sense.
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Did you come up here to exact your
revenge?
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Go ahead.
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I'm unarmed.
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Oh, I don't want to hurt you, son.
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I come up here to get paid.
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What are you talking about, Daddy? Here,
after I hit, call my legal attorney.
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After a fall, one call does it all.
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After a fall... Whoop! Go, Daddy!
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