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Yeah, all our dreams are dead and
buried.
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But sometimes we wish the sun would just
explode.
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And when God comes and calls us to his
kingdom.
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Yeah, we'll take you sons of bitches
when we go.
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It's us.
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We're here, just like every Sunday since
you passed, to pay our disrespect and
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disregard.
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What's that you say?
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You ignoring me? Well then, I ignore you
too.
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I miss you, Gaga, and I hope you're up
in heaven. No, no, no. Leo, hit the
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music. Come on, everybody.
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Thanks on your grandpappy's grave.
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It's what he wouldn't have wanted. So
damn it, do it.
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This is the morning period end, anyway.
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When the herd is gone, pass me the whole
milk. I'm going to drop me a big old
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throat oyster right here on the word
beloved.
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Damn you, generic headstone template.
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Hell, you lucky we couldn't afford to
write how we actually felt.
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All that sub -bitch left me.
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with a bunch of damn teeny -weeny
beansies -weensies.
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Didn't he know?
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Always keep three months' salary in the
damn bank.
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Daddy, I know you're upset, but I found
a buyer for these on the Internet.
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And you got Spunky Duck and Puffy
Penguin, right, with all the tags still
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If you ever get this penguin, it'll be
soaking my blood, because you have to
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kill me for it.
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Blood thing.
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That wouldn't be mint condition then,
would it? No, no, don't you worry about
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that. He's just speaking in hyperbole.
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This deal ain't happening today, is it?
Some days are bad.
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Well, I just got to finesse it a little
bit.
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You want to invest? I mean, why not buy
real estate? They ain't making no more
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land. And they ain't making no more of
these teeny -weeny -beensy -weensies
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either, Denny. The company's out of
business.
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Damn it, Granny.
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Will you stop with the dreams of getting
finger -banged by old Terry Bradshaw
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and Hooper? It's me, son.
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Gaga Peepat.
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Gaga Peepat?
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Daddy?
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What the hell?
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You some sort of Jedi master now?
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No, son. I'm a ghost.
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That's why I've been making them ooze
back here. I come back here to make
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amends. The only amends I'm making is
mending this fence between us.
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Thick of finding to keep you out of my
sumbitching dreams.
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Well, that's too late for that. I done
built a wall on top of the fence to
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out your brain mind.
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So I ignored you first. Well, I done cut
a window in that wall so you can see me
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pre -ignoring you before you pre
-ignorify me. So there you go.
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I guess I deserve that. You deserve that
and then some.
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Whoa, now. I don't deserve the then some
part. Here's a quarter.
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Go back to 1995 when pay phones exist
and call somebody in 1995.
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Who gives a damn?
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Give me some more monies. Pay phones
were 35 cents back then. Well, here's
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another dime then.
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I got you again. I got your 35 cents
now. I got you again.
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Because I don't recognize no American
monies. Not while we got a Kenyan in
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office. Give me some more monies. Now I
got to call someone. Who cares in 1995?
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Long distance in another country. Who
cares?
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Well, I...
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to, but all I got to my name is a bunch
of damn stuffed -ass zoo critters.
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Daddy, who you talking to? Shut up. He's
talking.
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Continue. Hold on to those now. That's
going to provide y 'all with financial
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stability. Not when they on fire, they
don't. Oh, hold up. What are you doing?
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Making my damn point.
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We ought to buy for those.
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Them was my daddy's, and now they're
mine.
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Daddy, Gaga P -Pap is gone.
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Well, I'm glad, because I don't never
need him in my damn life no more, and I
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never, Never, never again. With all them
double negatives, you actually just
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said you need him in your life forever
again.
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So I did.
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Freud, you magical son of a bitch.
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Son, let's get out of this house far and
talk a spell.
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Daddy, what's heaven like?
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What's what now?
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Heaven. You know, the carrot at the end
of the rainbow that keeps me from
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murdering every damn thing in my sight.
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Maybe they'll send that train of angels
for my soul someday.
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I'm just waiting.
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That's why I want you to do right by God
while you're alive.
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I think somebody's smoking. Somebody
ought to get Granny out of there, right?
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Who put this bar across the door? It's
her time.
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It ain't a surprise, but it still ain't
easy.
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I'm alive.
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Hey, let's do us some crimes.
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That sounds like fun. Danny, who you
talking to? Shut up. He's talking.
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Why is the door locked?
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What's going on here?
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These happenings, they're beyond my
comprehension.
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Nature's mysteries are acting out, I
reckon.
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What is this?
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I shall issue a plague upon your people.
I can't plague nobody. I only do
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invisible stuff.
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Ah, damn it.
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Then, snuff display.
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To the floor with you.
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Yeah, I am the sun king.
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Sun king? I thought this was nature's
mistress.
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Nature's mysteries? Whop him upside the
head.
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The unexplained.
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Nature's mysteries. Let me do it now.
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I am the sun king.
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My boy's the sun king, y 'all.
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Nature's mysteries, baby.
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She thinks it was done with magic, and
I've done it with my hands.
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Look at him. He's just carrying it on
like he's talking to somebody. All
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He's just flirting.
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Let's go hit the bank now.
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Yeah, let's take that bank down.
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The bank?
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Yeah, that's a fool's errand.
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Your daddy ain't got no money in that
bank.
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We ain't gonna make the same mistakes as
the last time, though. I don't plan to.
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I'm gonna wear a mask this time and not
yell out my name so much.
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All right, everybody down on the floor.
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Pay no attention to this here floating
pantyhose.
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I can't get through this vault, boy. My
pantyhose is stuck.
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Well, take it off, then.
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Hard stuff don't go through walls.
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I got the money.
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The money's hard.
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Hard stuff don't go through walls. I
can't get the money. Give me that damn
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No, no, daddy, no.
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No, daddy.
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No, daddy. I'm going to go and get the
monies.
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Damn it, I can't get the monies.
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I tried to tell you. Hard stuff don't go
through the wall.
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Well, then we're going to kill the
monies. Make me some ghost monies.
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here to go through the walls. That's a
good idea. Do that.
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Damn it. The gun won't come through.
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Hard stuff don't go through the wall.
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Kill the gun. Make it a ghost gun.
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Here.
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Gun.
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You son of a... What about the boy?
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Oh, dang it. The boy's hard. Hard stuff
don't go through walls, dumbass.
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Rusty ought to swallow the dead gun
ghost. Then he shoots the money. Then we
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shoot him. Make him a ghost gun.
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Then how are we going to spend ghost
money?
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We'll kill the damn stores.
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Use your head, old man.
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Why, Daddy? Why'd you do that?
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Because I want the money.
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He can't hear you. See all them brains
on the wall?
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Is that what that is?
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Them's yours.
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No, Daddy, you shut your damn brains
out.
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What the? No!
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Shoes on the other foot now, ain't it,
bitch?
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Leave me in the burning house, will you,
boy?
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Oh, no, Rusty. Oh, this is so sad.
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But your daddy just made his wishes
clear to me. He said, pull the plug,
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Living a life like a fruit ain't no life
at all.
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It's vegetable, Granny. Yeah, those
people should die, too.
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I called the truck. Oh, the truck, then.
Come on, Rusty.
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Let's let nature take its course on this
mother... Oh, I can't let you do that,
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Granny. Step away from the plug, boy.
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Go. I'll stay here all night if I got
to. You can't be everywhere at once.
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You ever hear the rolling brown out?
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Some of these old fugitives, you never
know when they just come out.
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Ah, now.
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No, no, no. That young 'un's got a lot
of love for you. Keep a gove and forget
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him. It must be nice to have a son like
that in your corner. I bet.
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I guess.
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I could take it or leave it. Yeah, me
too.
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Well, I gotta get.
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Red Jesus over there says it's time to
ride up to heaven on a train of angels.
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Oh, no, I'm sorry. I actually said train
of dildos. It was dildos.
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Grab a seat.
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These seats are pointy and purple.
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Wait a minute. I didn't know heaven was
downward.
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He's gonna be in a diaper if he ever
wakes up.
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Who wants to deal with...
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life, too.
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I want that boat.
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You ain't having that boat. Hell no. The
boat is mine. You don't even use it.
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That sumbunchin' boat is mine. She just
drives it around for show. Oh, hell, she
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can't hear me. It's a show boat. The
boat is mine, I said. Yeah, the boat
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be mine.
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Oh, my.
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Daddy? Daddy? Daddy?
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I think he's finally ready to let these
go.
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These aren't quite meant to do.
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Yeah, I reckon we could knock a few
bucks off that initiative.
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I mean, we need to stick with that
original price we already talked about.
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I'm sorry, I just can't accept this.
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Well, see, Daddy's saying that all sales
are final.
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Well, I hadn't give y 'all any money
yet.
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Well, Daddy says go ahead and give us
the money.
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I'll do it.
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But I feel like I'm getting ripped off.
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Daddy says thanks and leave the bag. The
bag's his.
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Why? Daddy, I can't say that.
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Come on, Daddy.
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Daddy says get your pig ass off his
land.
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He's wilder than any.
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