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Thank you.
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Go on. Get it in the cleavage. Now,
don't be drinking too much tonight, Lil.
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Remember last time you thought you was
seducing the bass player and you was
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humping the roadie? He had a guitar.
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Well, it's on the chain. He's a roadie.
You always got to check the fingers for
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calluses. What the hell did I teach you?
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Hey, you're going to be face down in
your own sick.
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Who cares a damn who you're making love
to? You're just jealous because I'm on
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the list.
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Plus two.
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Boom it, boom it, boom it. Lil, please.
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You keep shaking them like that, they're
going to snap off again.
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Going to get sideways tonight.
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You're getting too damn tore up now. You
got meth to cook in the morning.
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Sorry, Mr. Tyler.
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I'm not supposed to let you in.
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Sure, you don't want to check the list
again.
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You're on the list.
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Yeah, you're in there.
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Oh, yeah.
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One moderator, that's three bucks.
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Not for me.
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Oh, damn.
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Come on. Don't play some damn puppet.
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Sorry, lady. We don't take requests.
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I think you can do cheeseburger in
paradise. Please don't talk to me. I
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focus. Here's another mind eraser.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey, hot dad.
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I'm married.
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Oh, come on, you're laughing here.
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Actually, she is.
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Because we went up with Hank.
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Oh, yeah.
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Here's another mind eraser.
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Well, I'll see you at the car, I guess.
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No pressure.
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Hey, you're on the road to ruin with all
this drinking and drugging that you're
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doing. You need to make a change before
it's too late.
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On the other hand, I'm in no position to
judge, but you're doing a fabulous job
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right now.
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Uh,
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uh... Lil, honey, do you have a ride
home?
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That depends.
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Here I penis.
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Yeah, baby.
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Another day, another dollar. The money's
sweet and makes me hot. Where the hell
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is she? Oh, she probably met her special
someone last night and had sex with
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them for drug money.
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Oh, to be 55 again.
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Last night's vomit. I knew she shouldn't
have poured it on a cook night.
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Wake up, Lil.
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Rise and shine.
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Did we do it?
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What happened?
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You were as high as cotton in June last
night, girlfriend.
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Yeah, well, thanks for watching. My back
was real nice, but I got somewhere I
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got to be.
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Yeah, you do, actually.
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You got a court date in about 20
minutes. What? You're going to want to
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presentable for the judge, too, so
here's your wig and your teeth and your
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frisbee thing.
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That's my diaphragm.
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I told you the teacher's afraid to be a
frisbee. Then he passed me that soap.
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Oh, I caught it with my mouth.
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Solicitation of prostitution, petty
theft, felony possession of narcotics,
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drug paraphernalia. You're looking at
some serious jail time here. Permission
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approach the bench. No, no, no, no, no.
Now I've gotten in enough trouble with
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my penis bump in this court. You're
going into drug rehabilitation.
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The sheriff has vouched for you, and
you'll be awarded the state under his
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supervision.
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Come on, let's get you settled in at my
place, all right?
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Hope you like cats.
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Because I sure like to talk about them.
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Oh, hell, we ain't got no damn
inventory.
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This is our big day for walk -ins.
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We got us some costumes early. Do
something.
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Where the hell's it go? Which end does
it come out of? Put it in the damn pile.
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Put it in the pile. Daddy, that's my
rock candy from Ruby Falls.
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It's product now.
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Oh, man, there's more coming. What are
we going to do? Take the lawnmowers to
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Ruby Falls to get some more rock candy.
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Wouldn't it be easier just for me to go
out and find Aunt Lil? I hope you find
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her damn ass choked out dead in a ditch
for her not to be here on time.
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Hey there, Lil! Oh, we missed you so
much, honey. We're just talking about
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Get back in there and run that lab. Y
'all back wafer, sister.
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It won't none of your concern, Sheriff.
This here is a private family matter.
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And this here is a private family meth
lab.
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Yeah, yeah, I saw the sign.
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We really ought to change that out. Go
ahead and tell them, Lil.
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It's okay.
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Well, I'm done with meth.
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I guess.
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Listen to her joking. Ain't she in a
good mood? Yeah, we all together again.
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No, this is it. I wasted too much of my
life making and snorting and selling
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drugs and nothing of a brain. And for
what?
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Money, right?
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No?
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Why not? Oh, well, I'm so proud of you.
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Finally putting those ugly demons to
rest.
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But that don't mean you can't still cook
for other people's demons, right?
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They're still hungry, right? I'm packing
up my stuff and I'm moving out.
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And maybe just take one more little hit
for the rest. No, no, Lil.
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Clean break.
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Cold turkey. You can't take her. This
here's a right to work state. She's got
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the right to work for me.
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Who's gonna pay for all them shotgun
shells I done shoot up in the car?
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Just how am I gonna buy more of these
hats with the sayings?
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Well, there go the expansion plans.
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Alabama franchise blast!
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I haven't shot one clandestine photo up
a skirt in over nine days.
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Here, I'll show you.
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Thank you, Randy.
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Let you still have a camera on your
shoe, though, don't you? But it's not
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and that's half the battle.
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I'd like to share something with the
group, please.
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Anybody else? Hello?
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Anyone?
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Besides the sheriff. I've got something
new.
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Sure, go ahead.
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Hog the time like you usually do.
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Howdy, y 'all.
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Boyd. Y 'all probably know me. I'm the
sheriff of the county. Sure, I look
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invincible to you, but even I have a
weakness.
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Really more about dietary preference.
I'm not even sure I can say this.
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Out loud.
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I... I'm... You're a chocoholic. I'm a
chocoholic.
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There, I'm sitting.
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A chocoholic. Okay, here comes the
apron.
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Oh, Lord, give me your everlasting
patience.
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I just need to own this.
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Fatty's got a sweet tooth.
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Whoa, is that Lil' Kyler over there?
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Good Lord, Jesus, where will you even
begin?
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Oh, come on, there ain't nothing to
tell. I ain't got no problem.
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I wake up, wake and bake to take the
edge off. Then I pop a couple of jumpers
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get my edge back.
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Then a couple of peppers to round it all
off. And then I bake again to bring it
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back down and just keep doing that. I
got a business to run. I can't be...
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Hey, Lil.
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Up here, sweetie.
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Wow. Did we just do it? You can't
conquer this alone.
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And I'll help you stand proud on your
own two feet.
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Wider.
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Wider.
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Get them out a little wider so you can
be more prouder. Is the camera on now,
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Randy?
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The technology just makes it too easy. I
appreciate y 'all trying to support me.
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Really, I do. But I got support from my
people back home. Your people?
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Like your brother?
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How many times has Early ripped out your
feelings while you passed out? He's
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just a prankster. Remember when you woke
up and they had a lamp and a dolly laid
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out on your back?
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Yes, I do.
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He made you into his nightstand, Lil.
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And you call that love?
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Damn right I do. A family serves each
other's needs.
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And I needed some place to set my beer.
Early, Lil's on the straight and narrow
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now. And she don't need you tempting her
with... What is that?
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Homemade marshmallow fudge.
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Tennessee Mountain Fudge. Yeah, they're
giving out free samples of our dark
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chocolates in Gatlinburg. You know,
maybe I ought to get on up there and
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sure they're up cold in Gatlinburg.
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Come on, Lil. We're going home.
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I'm going to drink me a beer, and I need
me a place to set it. I told you early,
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I'm staying here, and I'm getting clean.
Come on now, darling.
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I miss the old Lil.
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That fun little gal who cooked and sold
all the meth and gave me all the money.
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then laid face down in her own filth and
rarely spoke a word to me.
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Them there was the good times.
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That lily is gone forever.
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Well, if she ever changes her mind, I'm
just going to leave this as a little
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gift for her.
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This is rock salt. I know that, damn it,
and so do they. Hell, you're the only
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one who knows how to cook. Maybe you
ought to try sobriety early.
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Yes, early. I'm sure you've got quite a
bit to share, don't you?
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How about sharing that?
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What the damn?
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You drank all of it on the way over
here, didn't you?
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Didn't you? Just shut up. I got my damn
problems under control.
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I can quit any time I want to.
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Leo, I'm so proud of you.
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Hell, you're stronger than I was.
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I thought I could eat just one of these.
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But hell, they're double -fudged stuff.
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If I can't trick, or cook, or take, or
use, what the hell am I going to do with
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my life? Well, I found you some
legitimate work.
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Take this to the guy. He knows you're
coming, and you'll see what I'm talking
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about.
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Go on, gal.
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Drink in the excitement of a sober life.
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Can I get some more blue, please?
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All right.
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Oh.
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Yeah, that should do it.
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This tramp stamp's a tribute to our
fallen heroes of 9 -11.
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Oh, you said 3 -11, right? Like the
band?
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Whatever.
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More blue, please?
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Hand me that damn motorcycle magazine.
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I suppose I could flip through that one
more.
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And time.
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