Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:04,130 --> 00:00:09,730
my dreams are all dead and buried
2
00:00:09,730 --> 00:00:12,110
sometimes
3
00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:33,200
the trim.
4
00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:35,440
Come on back.
5
00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:36,500
You got plenty.
6
00:00:38,060 --> 00:00:39,060
Backer.
7
00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:43,680
Forebacker. I think my wheels are
spinning, damn it. Keep it coming. Come
8
00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:49,040
You still got this, bud. Keep it coming.
Keep it coming.
9
00:00:49,900 --> 00:00:55,440
What the hell? I said you were close,
damn lead foot. Get down. It's the
10
00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:56,620
twister, everybody.
11
00:00:57,220 --> 00:00:58,220
Go on. Do the horn.
12
00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:01,400
The book says I'm supposed to secure the
pocket, brother. Do the horn.
13
00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:02,600
Come on. Come on, do the horn.
14
00:01:03,110 --> 00:01:04,110
All right.
15
00:01:04,349 --> 00:01:05,349
Yeah! Woo!
16
00:01:05,670 --> 00:01:07,030
Yeah! Hell yeah!
17
00:01:07,230 --> 00:01:08,230
Woo, baby, yeah!
18
00:01:08,490 --> 00:01:12,230
Oh, man, this is my study truck. If I
scratch this thing, I ain't gonna get me
19
00:01:12,230 --> 00:01:13,230
my CDL.
20
00:01:13,370 --> 00:01:15,430
CDL? Yeah, commercial driver's license.
21
00:01:15,950 --> 00:01:20,010
Why ain't you gonna get him a damn CDL?
You saying I ain't got what it takes to
22
00:01:20,010 --> 00:01:22,830
beat one of them interstate truckers?
Hell, look what you just done to the
23
00:01:22,830 --> 00:01:24,390
house. You a damn menace.
24
00:01:24,590 --> 00:01:28,570
Now, Daddy, I dream of getting the hell
out of this town.
25
00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:33,330
And then come back 18 hours later and
pick up another load and then get in
26
00:01:33,330 --> 00:01:34,330
out of this town again.
27
00:01:34,630 --> 00:01:38,890
And then do that repeatedly for the rest
of my life. Look around you, boy.
28
00:01:39,390 --> 00:01:43,390
This is your home. Just why in the hell
would you want to leave this sumbitching
29
00:01:43,390 --> 00:01:44,390
garden of Eden?
30
00:01:44,970 --> 00:01:46,290
Huh? Huh?
31
00:01:47,010 --> 00:01:48,510
I don't know what you're talking about.
32
00:01:49,030 --> 00:01:50,029
Tell me.
33
00:01:50,030 --> 00:01:54,130
Trucking ain't nothing but a pipe dream.
Hell, why don't you just grow yourself
34
00:01:54,130 --> 00:01:56,050
a beard and join the ZZ Top?
35
00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:57,570
What do you mean? Why don't you then?
36
00:01:58,090 --> 00:02:01,070
What are you saying, Danny? Son, you
need to choose a safe career path.
37
00:02:01,350 --> 00:02:04,450
Like doing them weird mountain carvings
of Jesus Christ, Lord Almighty.
38
00:02:04,710 --> 00:02:07,610
We need to try that. We got a bus tour
coming through.
39
00:02:07,810 --> 00:02:11,009
Ain't no damn future in trucking. Now,
what the hell you know about trucking in
40
00:02:11,009 --> 00:02:14,150
the big rigs? Well, now, that there's a
question for my CP handle.
41
00:02:14,670 --> 00:02:15,870
The scrambler.
42
00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:21,190
You were the scrambler? Oh, no. The
secret is out. The safe scrambler who
43
00:02:21,190 --> 00:02:24,490
the largest environmental disaster in
modern trucking history? Ah, them
44
00:02:24,490 --> 00:02:27,230
Washington hippies love to hammer my ass
with that one.
45
00:02:27,850 --> 00:02:33,070
Well, it seems like it was only a week
ago, but it was actually nine days ago.
46
00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:38,810
At the time, I was working over at the
DHI. So, how did the brainstorm meeting
47
00:02:38,810 --> 00:02:43,510
go? Did you and your thinking partner
manage to figure out how to get rid of
48
00:02:43,510 --> 00:02:44,550
this toxic waste?
49
00:02:44,830 --> 00:02:45,830
Uh, yeah.
50
00:02:46,010 --> 00:02:50,390
I thought we would do like a giveaway.
51
00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:56,950
A giveaway of toxic waste. Yeah, I mean,
people love free stuff. Stop talking.
52
00:02:57,470 --> 00:02:59,450
Where is the other half of the brain
truck?
53
00:02:59,650 --> 00:03:03,790
He said he was going to work remotely or
remote or something about remote.
54
00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:07,650
Bam! There's something about your change
channels right through the eye.
55
00:03:07,950 --> 00:03:12,050
Woo! Get around the television, Mother
Treader, because it's Treader Tuesday on
56
00:03:12,050 --> 00:03:13,050
the Netflix network.
57
00:03:13,450 --> 00:03:16,150
Treader Tuesday is all glad all the
time.
58
00:03:16,550 --> 00:03:19,770
You got the scrambler coming in loud and
proud, baby. My ears is on.
59
00:03:20,090 --> 00:03:21,090
Early, it's Dan.
60
00:03:21,210 --> 00:03:24,390
Where is your proposal for the toxic
waste removal?
61
00:03:24,630 --> 00:03:25,650
I'm sick. I got...
62
00:03:26,170 --> 00:03:27,370
10 -100 in progress.
63
00:03:29,270 --> 00:03:30,630
Trucker slang for diarrhea.
64
00:03:34,010 --> 00:03:37,730
You're watching the Trucker Tuesday
Marathon, aren't you? That's a negative,
65
00:03:37,890 --> 00:03:41,610
negatory. Tuesday's my day to deal with
clients. I can't be there over.
66
00:03:41,830 --> 00:03:42,569
Oh, really?
67
00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:44,730
What are the names of these clients?
68
00:03:45,810 --> 00:03:50,190
Well, there's, uh, the Snowman, uh,
Sally Field.
69
00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:54,630
Well, you've... Clearly got your hands
full early. I guess this big rig cross
70
00:03:54,630 --> 00:03:56,450
-country challenge will have to go to
Glenn.
71
00:03:56,710 --> 00:03:59,650
All right. Wait a minute. What big rig
cross -country challenge?
72
00:03:59,930 --> 00:04:05,610
Oh, only that you can't take a load of
flash -frozen Freedom Fries to Paris,
73
00:04:05,790 --> 00:04:07,450
France in 18 hours flat.
74
00:04:07,790 --> 00:04:12,670
That can't be done. That's right, Glenn.
They say it can't be done.
75
00:04:12,890 --> 00:04:15,110
There ain't but one man I know that can
pull that off.
76
00:04:15,430 --> 00:04:16,649
The Scrambler.
77
00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:20,070
18 hours to Paris, France.
78
00:04:20,430 --> 00:04:22,450
Hell, ain't nothing can stop a
scrambler.
79
00:04:23,190 --> 00:04:27,610
Well, except for this large wet area
here, which is showing up here on the
80
00:04:27,610 --> 00:04:31,250
in blue. We really need to be going, but
I'm pretty sure they fixed the bridge.
81
00:04:31,550 --> 00:04:35,290
Well, we're wasting time jibber
-jabbering our jaws there. Hell, I'm
82
00:04:35,290 --> 00:04:39,230
Freedom Fry load straight up to the
hammer lane, baby, all the way to Frog
83
00:04:39,410 --> 00:04:40,049
Sure, whatever.
84
00:04:40,050 --> 00:04:44,570
Just get it out of here. He's a France
-bound clown with a hammer to the fur.
85
00:04:44,870 --> 00:04:47,090
He's doing something they said he could
never do.
86
00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:04,960
Well,
87
00:05:12,100 --> 00:05:15,560
you did it early. And to think they said
it couldn't be done. Yeah.
88
00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,000
I guess I did.
89
00:05:18,980 --> 00:05:23,400
Nobody called from France, right? Are
you up for a double or nothing,
90
00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:26,960
Well, what's it gonna be this time, boss
man? Ah, hell, I don't care.
91
00:05:28,060 --> 00:05:29,039
Going to France?
92
00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:30,680
Sure, sure, yes. France, yes.
93
00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:32,840
Now go on with you.
94
00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:40,600
You ain't said it can't be done yet.
Yes, yes, yes. It can't be done and all
95
00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:42,880
that. I ain't said it can't be done.
Hell, I'll show them.
96
00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:44,380
Come on now. Let's go.
97
00:05:55,340 --> 00:05:59,100
I had old Johnny Law coming and going,
baby. But I had the best blocker in the
98
00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:00,200
business to run interference.
99
00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:03,920
Hey, Mummy, what's the 10 -9 on the bars
back there?
100
00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:08,180
We got a city kitty on the six,
Scrambler. You better drop her down. The
101
00:06:08,180 --> 00:06:09,180
nickel's come back.
102
00:06:09,340 --> 00:06:10,980
Hell, no. I got to hammer down now.
103
00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:14,440
See if you can shake that smokey. I'm
about to stand on it, over. I'd love to
104
00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:17,260
help you, good buddy, but you tied me to
the back of the truck.
105
00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:21,060
Denny, I got eyes on the Scrambler. He's
running with the mummy. Are you in
106
00:06:21,060 --> 00:06:21,979
position, son?
107
00:06:21,980 --> 00:06:23,920
What done to Pastor Coot, you little...
108
00:06:25,290 --> 00:06:28,790
I get the car, Denny. We got a small tax
base here in Dougal County.
109
00:06:29,230 --> 00:06:33,770
Oh, Denny, you got to block the whole
road, not just one lane. Rambler, I see
110
00:06:33,770 --> 00:06:34,629
some daylight.
111
00:06:34,630 --> 00:06:36,230
You just have to change lanes.
112
00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:40,030
Negatory, Mommy. We're going to take
this conveniently placed car transport
113
00:06:40,030 --> 00:06:41,009
the ramp down. Oh, hell.
114
00:06:41,010 --> 00:06:44,930
Denny, get that conveniently placed car
transport with the ramp down out of
115
00:06:44,930 --> 00:06:48,310
there, bud. Hang tight, Mommy. We'll see
if he wants to dance to Dougal's O .C.
116
00:06:48,350 --> 00:06:49,730
So crazy, side up!
117
00:06:56,680 --> 00:07:00,880
We jumped over 27 flaming school buses
and landed clean on 18 wheels.
118
00:07:02,300 --> 00:07:05,220
I think we lost him. Over.
119
00:07:07,340 --> 00:07:09,660
Uh -oh.
120
00:07:12,020 --> 00:07:13,180
Uh, hey, Early.
121
00:07:13,420 --> 00:07:14,600
Oh, that's where that went.
122
00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:15,920
Thank you, Hoss.
123
00:07:16,460 --> 00:07:18,180
License and registration, please.
124
00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:19,640
Oh, oh, yeah, that.
125
00:07:20,060 --> 00:07:21,100
Uh, just a minute.
126
00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:26,320
Breaker, breaker, one, nine. I got me a
full -grown bear in my ass. It acts like
127
00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:27,099
a bumper sticker.
128
00:07:27,100 --> 00:07:30,160
All you mothertuckers out there, I need
me a convoy. Do you copy?
129
00:07:32,860 --> 00:07:33,980
Early. Early.
130
00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:35,240
Turn it off.
131
00:07:36,660 --> 00:07:38,340
Look, I need to tell you something.
132
00:07:38,900 --> 00:07:41,660
What? You remember Sheriff Buford T.
Justice?
133
00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:45,240
Son, I'm gonna go home and punch your
mama in the mouth.
134
00:07:45,620 --> 00:07:47,020
You remember when he said that?
135
00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:49,100
Yeah.
136
00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:50,940
I hope he didn't, though.
137
00:07:51,580 --> 00:07:53,440
That'd be domestic violence and all.
138
00:07:54,510 --> 00:07:58,170
Soon I fell into all the expensive
trappings of the trucker lifestyle.
139
00:07:58,570 --> 00:08:02,750
I got me a novelty belt buckle, classic
Yosemite saw mud flaps.
140
00:08:03,010 --> 00:08:06,870
Hell, I even held auditions to get
myself an animal sidekick. Right turn,
141
00:08:07,010 --> 00:08:08,010
Willie.
142
00:08:08,170 --> 00:08:09,510
Go on, right turn, Willie.
143
00:08:10,650 --> 00:08:15,410
Right turn, Dr. Fang.
144
00:08:16,650 --> 00:08:20,790
Hey, kick up the A .C., bitch. I ain't
getting nothing back here.
145
00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:22,430
Right turn, chicken.
146
00:08:31,210 --> 00:08:32,510
Hell, you're running with the Scrabbler
now.
147
00:08:33,610 --> 00:08:38,049
The mummy and me piled on the mound.
148
00:08:38,330 --> 00:08:43,370
Mokies on my back, thick as bugs on a
bunker. Hey, Scrabbler. What? You for
149
00:08:43,370 --> 00:08:44,349
justice here?
150
00:08:44,350 --> 00:08:47,170
I'm going to barbecue your ass in my
lather, son.
151
00:08:48,830 --> 00:08:49,910
Remember that early?
152
00:08:50,710 --> 00:08:51,710
No, no!
153
00:08:54,330 --> 00:08:58,630
I was hauling three loads a week, and
not a single one reached its
154
00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:00,700
But, hell, that didn't bother my boss
none.
155
00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:04,060
Yep, there was much respect for the
scrambler.
156
00:09:04,380 --> 00:09:05,380
Bend over.
157
00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:11,080
Whoa, what's all this, man? Uh, airbags
to protect your internal organs and anus
158
00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:12,120
in the case of a wreck.
159
00:09:12,340 --> 00:09:18,120
Oh, good. I thought that was a damn
balloon full of drugs. Oh, no, no. Yeah,
160
00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:19,120
don't know, man.
161
00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:22,200
It can't be done.
162
00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:23,880
Is that what they say?
163
00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:25,780
All right, okay.
164
00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:30,990
Oh, and wait, wait, wait, wait.
165
00:09:31,390 --> 00:09:32,730
None of these can be done either.
166
00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:38,230
I was hauling 16 tons back and forth
from Motor City twice a week. But all
167
00:09:38,230 --> 00:09:39,610
wanted was my fuck -hole airbags.
168
00:09:39,890 --> 00:09:42,530
Come on, come on, come on. Hold on just
a minute. I gotta think about this. Come
169
00:09:42,530 --> 00:09:43,810
on, man. Let's go with that airbag.
170
00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:44,709
Come on, easy.
171
00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:48,830
Just... You can count it later, kid.
172
00:09:49,190 --> 00:09:50,190
No, no, no.
173
00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:51,750
It's all there. Really?
174
00:09:52,290 --> 00:09:53,770
It feels a little bit light.
175
00:09:54,090 --> 00:09:55,090
What do you know?
176
00:09:55,330 --> 00:09:58,090
Can't put one over on you, can we?
177
00:09:59,180 --> 00:10:02,280
And then the scrambler's run came to a
close.
178
00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:04,520
What are you hauling back there, son?
179
00:10:04,860 --> 00:10:10,040
Two tons of the backer. Looks like you
got 130 pounds of dead hooker, 40 -some
180
00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:16,400
-odd Mexican illegals, and three keys of
pure China white.
181
00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:19,980
Well, hell, you know, I did hear some
thumping. Okay, I'm going to have to ask
182
00:10:19,980 --> 00:10:21,200
you to step out of the car, sir.
183
00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:25,920
I demand a silo. What's that thing you
got to say in a movie picture when they
184
00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:27,300
don't get you in no trouble?
185
00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:37,980
How do I know you ain't got what it
takes, Rusty? Because I was the only man
186
00:10:37,980 --> 00:10:39,460
the planet who had what it took.
187
00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:42,260
Hell, you can't be me. You've read the
hat.
188
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:43,860
Womans want to be with me.
189
00:10:44,260 --> 00:10:48,840
Mans want to be me when I'm with the
womans who I want to be with or with me.
190
00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:50,560
Me.
191
00:10:50,970 --> 00:10:53,770
I guess you're right. Who did inventory
down here?
192
00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:57,190
Now get on now and slap you some googly
eyes on some pine cones.
193
00:10:57,470 --> 00:11:01,830
We only got two Barabbas to see, Flab,
but I can't find none of Jacob the
194
00:11:01,830 --> 00:11:04,050
Doubter. All right. I'll get right on
it.
195
00:11:04,870 --> 00:11:05,870
Buck up, son.
196
00:11:05,970 --> 00:11:07,690
It ain't like it's the end of the world.
197
00:11:07,930 --> 00:11:09,330
Just the end of your dreams.
198
00:11:15,810 --> 00:11:16,810
Stuck together.
199
00:11:24,270 --> 00:11:25,270
change channels.
16459
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof