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My dreams were all dead and buried.
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Sometimes a weird sun would just
explode.
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When God comes and calls me to his
kingdom.
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My name's all you sons of bitches. Right
on.
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You sons of bitches.
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Hey, baby, you want to party?
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Yeah, we are partying. In fact, this is
my son's birthday party. If you'll
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excuse me. I got some candy in this
piñata.
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Damn it! I said no way, no how, is no
collar woman ever going to
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herself at no young 'un's birthday
party. Collar woman's hook at the truck
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And don't move out of here. Forget it.
Oh, those truck stop pros were uppity
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trannies. Plus, the cost of diesel's
drying up the trucker money. Yep.
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It's a race to the bottom.
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Don't y 'all be blaming this on no
marketational forces.
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Hey, where's that birthday boy?
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You sure that's what you're looking for,
sugar?
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Uh -huh. How about you let me twist up
that big old balloon here?
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No, I'm just here for...
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He was hot enough for a freebie. Ain't
no carnival clown gonna touch a collar
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without paying truck stop prices.
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Oh, my God, Daddy. You did it. You did
it, Daddy.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm the best clowning now, boy.
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Yeah, you are the best.
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Yeah.
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I am the best.
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You did not raise this boy right.
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How about taking it easy on that clown
body, son?
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Let's let the dead have their rest. This
is awesome.
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I ain't got to buy no clown makeup.
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Not those yahoos. And what is a clowny
freak?
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Oh, it's some dumbass rap band that
dresses like clowns.
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Fans are mostly trailer park nerds. Hey,
listen to me now, dadgummit. You're
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stepping up to Satan's big time now.
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Don't make me unleash the power of the
clowny daggers. Lift up your shirt,
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woman. Hell, she ain't wore a shirt
since 89.
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What'd you think he's wore?
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A big old floppy chin?
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I get that sometimes.
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Well, looks like these clowny folks sure
has helped your confidence.
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Demanding a titty flash like you done.
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Good for you, boy.
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Thanks, Daddy.
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Cloudy daggers, Daddy.
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Yep, cloudy watts and such.
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Corrupt yourselves. This weekend, it's
the one and motherfucking only.
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Festival of the Clowny Free. Come on
down to the Dougal County Airfield for
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competitive pig sucking, wrestling on
tag, donkey rides, slapping at buzz. A
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who makes puppets have sex. Yo mama.
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An actual murderer.
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Balloons for the kid.
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17 stages of horror rap. Chopped up meat
by products that look twisted. Tell us
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a special surprise guest.
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This Sunday, Clowny Daggers, y 'all.
Clowny Daggers!
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Oh, it's the devil. You got me pinned
with your devil claws.
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Hurry up and sodomize me.
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Oh, I hate it.
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Uh, Granny. I will bury your Satan baby
on earth. And we're going to name him
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Damien. Because I always thought I was
such a pretty name. Granny. Is it true
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what they say?
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You got a goat horn on your donger?
Granny. I can take it. I just want to
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what I'm in for.
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Oh, you dust farting half whip. It's
just rusty.
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These are them rapping clowns now.
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They ain't just rapping clowns. They're
traveling bottom into my teenage anger
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and family structure I never had.
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Isn't that crap?
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Boy, what are you doing to my plug it up
brown novelty joke court? What you give
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to somebody who just ate the baked
beans?
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That's all I got left of my mama. I'm
making me some grease paint.
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So just chill your ass out, me and
Ninja.
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Clowny dagger. All right, that's it.
Your happiness just walked all the hell
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over my damn convenience.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, early.
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Go easy on the boy. What the? He's a
good soldier for the Clowny Empire.
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Sheriff, you in the best mess, too?
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You bet. At first, I was undercover
trying to find out who kept stuff and
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flaming dog poop in my mailbox.
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But after a while, I realized the Clowny
lifestyle appealed to me.
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I saw what the fuss was about, and look
at me now. Already three steps up on the
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ziggurat of the Clowny Daggers. Ninja
Hood is imminent. All right, Sheriff.
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on, Clowny Daggers. Clowny Daggers,
Russell.
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Listen, Early, you might ought to try
this, too. You know, they say the family
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that plays together stays together.
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It's time to get Clowny up in here, you
heard?
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Doc Gallifant's the marchin' in. Now
trap yourself.
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Well, the clowny freak philosophy does
have a certain elegance to it. I'll give
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it that. That's right, Early. This stuff
proves it. Just because rap came from
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black people don't mean it can't be
every bit as white trash as you and me.
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Oh, hell yeah! I like me some of that!
Come on.
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Get your clown on, Ninja. Hell yeah!
Woo!
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Let's do it!
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You want yourself a fruity soda drink?
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Sure.
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We were just having fun, Daddy. I'm
about to show you some funny rap now.
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You'd have adjusted for the wind, I
guess. You better go check on that.
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Yeah.
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Cloudy, what's been put?
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Oh, baby! Hell yeah!
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There you go!
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Ah,
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damn it.
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I'll tell you what, boys.
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I've been in the KISS Army, and for a
time I was a Travis trick -kicker. Trick
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-kicking trooper, Travis.
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But all that... It was just a warm -up
for this right here.
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I am home.
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Daddy, you gonna cry? Leave me be.
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I just got some clowny makeup in this
here eye. That's all.
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Well, ain't this beautiful?
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A lot of sheriffs would frown on aiding
and abetting a day -long crime spree in
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the name of father -son harmony.
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But you know what?
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They're the real evil circus clowns.
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Boy, you are a twist this year. Ain't I
just a dick?
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Clowny daggers, y 'all. Clowny daggers.
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Finally. I thought that son of a bitch
was going to tag along all night.
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Touch up your face, boy. We're about to
find out how many clowns we can cram
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into a stolen car.
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Well, I guess it's just two.
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Where are we going, Daddy? To the
natural stolen crown of the clown.
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Okay, it's that time of night.
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Anybody here from the freak show, line
up.
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Cash up, front monster. I don't do titty
sex.
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Look out now.
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There's only room for one gang of freaks
in this town, and they be crowded
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freaks. We ain't exactly rival gangs
now.
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Look what we got here, boy.
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We going surf and turf.
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Easy, man.
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I work in a freak show, and I'm the last
in line to see a prostitute. Is that
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not enough?
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Daddy, being a clown freaks about
outcasts pulling together and being a
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and everything.
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Hey, lay off early.
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You ain't paid yet.
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Listen to the name, punk.
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Oh, is that how you want to play it?
Huh? Is that it?
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Uh, Daddy?
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Daddy, what you doing? I'll burn this
whole place to hell for I am the demon
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himself! Woo!
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Clowny daggers, baby!
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That's how you know it was a success.
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Clownic daggers. I don't know, Daddy. I
mean, it's going to take a lot of clown
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makeup to cover this.
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It's all right.
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I ain't got no more nerves up there to
give me hassles.
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Plus, me and you go to the park and set
a fire to a homeless.
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It's the way of the clown.
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Maybe we ought to just hit the hay,
Daddy. I mean, it's 4 .30 in the
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What's on tap for tomorrow night? A
couple of gestures of getting fucked
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there in Satan's Big Top?
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Actually, you know, I'm kind of thinking
about maybe wiping off the makeup for a
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day or two.
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Clowny vacay, you know?
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I see.
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Surely you ain't forgetting what today
is.
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Festival of the Clowny Freak. You know
you like you some puppets getting busy,
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son. You know what?
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You ought to go.
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You take Sheriff with you. Oh, son, I'm
sorry. My fault. I thought you had a
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pair of clowny testicles on you. Don't
go there, Daddy. Oh, son, you're the one
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what done pulled up in a can of Fedora's
Box wide -ass open. Now, listen there,
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now. I'm really happy we're getting all
activitational together, but I'm kind of
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realizing clowning was just a phase.
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New thing is reading.
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Chapter books.
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You ever read you some Super Fudge? Now
that is wild.
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Surely you have time for a quick fruity
soda throwdown for old time's sake.
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It's a natural part of any clowny
schedule.
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Daddy, I am sorry, but I just don't
think I can get clowny no more, Daddy.
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Bam! Bam!
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Yourself!
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Soldier, break it up. I don't need you.
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I don't need you at all. No, Daddy, come
back.
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Oh, two devils.
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Satan does like to pull him some chains,
I suppose.
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I just go to the festival myself.
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I got a whole crown armor to rest my
head on.
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Cloudy diapers.
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Old guy with a bat. What the hell? It's
symbolism.
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The bat is like my fractured youth.
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Now get him the f*** out of here.
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Hell no. I'm going to get me a damn belt
buckle.
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All right, all right. Dragon by the
merch tent.
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Louisville thugger to your capriole.
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Oh, damn. They got a bat.
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Those crazy motherf***ers. They got a
bat.
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What? Hey, we're getting a bat. Two
crazy motherf***ers.
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