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She run off and took our only chicken.
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When I broke jail, the house was burnt
and bare.
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The Japs moved the plant back to Osaka.
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Some days life just don't seem that
fair.
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I don't care.
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Some days life just don't seem that
fair.
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Drive that thing, come on. Touch the
trim.
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Here we are, boy.
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Woo, I'm at the fair. Don't you say I
never don't do nothing for you. Even if
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did, it's factual.
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Sorry, daddy. Can I, can I ride
something now? Yeah, you go on hopping
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little blue rocket ship up there.
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Woo, all right.
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Off to the moon. Come on, take a picture
of me. Woo, I'm going to space.
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Woo, I'm an explorer.
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All right. To the big ride.
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Yippee.
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We good here, right, Hulk? Aye.
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I clearly meet the height requirements
to tie that son of a bitch up, do I not?
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You're standing on my eye.
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Whatever, man.
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It was so high, man.
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You want me to sit on the safety bar or
the cushy part?
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Make it your own, bro.
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Woo!
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Woo! Woo!
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Woo!
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Hell yeah!
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Granny, look here. Hold your hands up
like this. It's fun.
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I'm afraid.
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Hold your hands up, you dumb bitch.
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Woo! Now stand up like this. Woo!
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I love it, baby!
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scratch on me.
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I mean, my neck, my back.
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I'll never do job work again.
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Oh, thank you, honey.
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Granny!
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Somebody get an ambulance!
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Oh, no!
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This was clearly propertated on somebody
else's purposes.
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Potential financial rainfall imminent.
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Oh, jackpot!
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All right, Earley.
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Tell me what happened here.
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Well, officer, last thing I remember was
we was buckled in safely on the ride
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with our hands and feet in the vehicle
at all times in accordance with the
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common sense and the park rules.
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Well, your hat, your button, and your
mug seemed to say different early.
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And your baseball jersey and your poster
and what I hope is a temporary tattoo.
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You hang on, little gal.
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I'll say when, okay?
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Come on, Maddie. We need to go with her.
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Yeah, we'll knock that out.
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Well, then. They're leaving now.
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You gonna meet us at the hospital?
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Oh, is that where y 'all going?
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Yeah, sure. We'll get there.
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Okay. All right. Bye.
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Catch you on the block now.
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Is that a new earring there, Ernie? Yep.
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Shiny things appeal to me.
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It's my nature. You know, Early, that
earring looks damn near as close to this
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as it could be to the ride.
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Sorry,
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Boyd. Damn thing's got another
investigation to do.
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Early, you stick around here. Don't you
leave town.
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Hang on, hang on. Don't the law say I'm
supposed to get me some monies on here?
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Well, you might have a civil suit here,
I think. Might, you know, be a
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possibility.
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Damn it.
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Civil suit.
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Yeah, he did mention Renton that blimp.
Yes, that's where it has always been
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extremely litigious.
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I ain't getting off the toll ship in
this mail.
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I'm suing. I'm suing. And there ain't no
damn lactation room
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provided for breastfeeding mamas. I'm
suing. There's no two -way mirror in the
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lactation room provided for young mamas.
Hell, I'm suing. There ain't no company
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provided for breastfeeding mamas.
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as required by OSHA. Let me guess,
you're suing, right?
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We have discussed this with our lawyer,
and I'm prepared to make you an offer of
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one Glug brand Boozy Susan Get the Party
Started kit with hat attachments, of
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course. So spanny.
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So spanny shiny.
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So, uh, what's the catch?
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There's no catch, exactly. All we need
is your signature on these forms
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relinquishing us from all
responsibility.
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Hey, give me a pen there. How you be
spelling that? No, Daddy, no, no. Now,
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was actually thinking that this would be
a good starting point. Right here.
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700 American dollars.
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No, you need them other pages. Hey,
Daddy, get him a denim two through seven
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the handout.
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Here you go.
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You just place them all together in a
big old line.
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Like a big old long money choo -choo.
Money train, money train, money money
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train.
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Cashy, cashy train.
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Hmm.
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This is more along the lines of what I
was thinking.
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All right.
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I'm going to write down a figure here,
and you tell me if this will work.
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Hmm. I call it truck -a -peed. I like to
call it a truck -a -peller. Truck -a
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-piller. Point is, I want it. You give
it to me.
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So, uh...
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Think that'll settle this whole affair?
No.
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We'll see you in court.
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You're lucky I'm paralyzed by grief.
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I'm so damn sad on the count I lost my
granny because of your ass.
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Actually, I heard she's doing a lot
better. You what now?
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Nine.
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And ten.
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What now?
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Hey, hey. Are you out of your damn mind?
Come on now.
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Exercising like this. I'm about to do my
super set.
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You're going to ruin every damn thing.
Granny. Granny, you okay? Hey, aren't
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you? A new exercise and a good diet
would lead you to a healthier lifestyle.
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I ain't felt this good in all my 48
years. Crazy asshole bitch. Oh, Granny,
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thought you was dead for sure. Me too.
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I was lying under that twisted wreckage
and I seen a light.
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Oh, boy.
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It's finally time.
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I'm ready, Lloyd.
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Did she just call me Lloyd?
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I am.
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See if you can push it back. Just
schedule it after the holidays. She'll
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Hey, what's all this?
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What's going on?
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Let me go now. Jesus is waiting for me.
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I guess the Lord had a higher purpose.
No, hell he don't. You've got to run. My
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entire case relies on you. You know,
your money, testimony.
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You know, your damn public hockey.
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All right, all right, Mr. Kyler. You may
proceed.
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Thank you, Judge.
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I call Russell Kyler to the stand.
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Do you swear to tell the truth, the
whole truth and nothing but the truth,
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told it to you to tell you with the
exact verbiage I done told you to say
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it? I do.
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Early, you just swore he meant on the
July issue of Sweater Mate.
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Yeah, that.
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All right, go ahead. Young man, do you
remember the story we carefully made up
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so that we could make this whole
courtroom thing come out our way so it'd
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gooder than hell at the top?
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Yes, sir. No further questions.
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Rusty, tell me how it's been for you
these last few days.
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Oh, it ain't been bad. I mean, Granny's
actually been doing better.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's been a
nightmare.
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I can't eat. I can't sleep.
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Thinking about how that terrible ride
took my Granny from me. I mean, hell, I
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ain't even able to drink and see whores
like I normally do. That's my part.
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Oh, yeah, right. I see you highlighted
that. Anyway, I don't think I'll ever be
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able to ride a...
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Again? Mm -hmm. Nailed it. Yeah,
interesting.
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Well, tell me, is this a photograph of
you?
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I don't recall.
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You don't recall if you were on the ride
yesterday?
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I do not have knowledge of that. Well,
what about the day before that?
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I do not recall. And the day before
that? Well, I suppose... And again this
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morning? I can't be expected to keep
track of every time I've been able to
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that kick -ass ride that got out there
by the pig ride. Hold on, hold on,
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Hold on now. Are you telling me... That
this ride is still open?
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Even after all the tragedy?
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Woo! Free sale! Yeah, I told you! Of
course, it don't quite seem as fast as
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before. Can we ride it again? Well, this
is the discovery phase.
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I'll allow it.
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I now call Ruby Jean Kyler to the stand.
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Now, this year is going to have to be a
closed coffin testimony, Judge.
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What did you say?
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She's ill and very dead and quite
zombified.
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Wait, what?
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Granny Collar, if that's your real name.
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Do what now?
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Is it true that you're one of them
zombies what died and come back to talk
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on account of his ride fell and killed
you dead?
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No. A simple yes will do. Let the record
state that yes was the word what come
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out of the coffin. I'm getting
claustrophobic.
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We'll strike that from a record. Would
it be accurate to say that my client
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craves a brand new truck -a -peed?
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On account of this whole deal here?
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I guess so. And let the record state
that he should have one. Could I please
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just open the letters? Thank you, no
further questions. No further questions,
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zombie!
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A zombie, eh?
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Isn't this gelatinous organ something
that the zombies of the world supposedly
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crave? And yet, you sit idly by.
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Oh. Oh, she is eating it.
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Oh, good.
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I ain't a zombie.
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It's just we don't get much protein out
here.
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If you ain't no zombie, then you ain't
dead. Wait, wait. And he ain't suffered
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no loss. No. So he can't claim any cash
reward from him. No. I hereby dismiss
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this case. Wait, wait, no.
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What are you doing? Come on, we can work
it out.
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I'm going to be the bigger man and put
all this bitterness behind us. Don't
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leave. Let's work it out.
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Wait a minute.
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This is. It's a drunken piece.
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You ain't going to settle with me.
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Give it to me. I want it. It's mine.
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My damn foot. Damn it.
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I'll never walk again.
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I'm going to see you. I'm going to see
you right now.
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Okay, fine.
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What do you want?
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Joke's on him.
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It won't my foot.
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It's a damn second penis. I won't even
use it.
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A fool and his money.
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Together again.
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