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Get your Yankee ass off my property.
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Don't care if the bank gave you a deed.
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This farm's been kind of land for
generations.
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Since we beat back them sneaky Japanese.
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In the war of 1812, bring our boys home.
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Hey, hold on. Hey, man, let me drive
that thing. Come on.
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Hey, man, cut the trim.
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Hey, Early.
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You're not up here to vandalize the
water tower, are you?
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Only the roof.
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As per our agreement. The deal is deal,
I guess.
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Don't you worry about me. Now, you just
hold up your end, and you tell the
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people I said it says fart up here now.
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I'm the one what done it. All right.
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So, uh, you up here to jump? Commit you
some suicide?
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Yeah. Finally realize the futility of
your tiny life?
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No, I'm just performing a routine test
as drinking water.
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Pointless.
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Isn't that Denny? He was supposed to
come skim off the pigeon film.
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Hey, what do you think if I add a Z to
the end of fart? You know, farts.
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Would that be fresh?
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Hmm. Not too much fly feces. Not too
little.
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But, boy, that fluoride's just way off.
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What's fluoride, Sheriff?
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Basically, Rusty, it's steroids for your
teeth.
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Makes them strong and cocky.
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Like an old -up muscle boy.
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In your mouth, the go -go cave.
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I don't think I get that.
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Yeah, when you're older, son.
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Sir?
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Uh, Mr. Halen.
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Mr. Halen, are you aware that state law
requires you to add one part per million
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of fluoride to the water supply? Yes,
well, I'm sure your precious one ppm is
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there somewhere. Check again.
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I've checked and double -checked.
Personally, ain't none in there at all.
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the molecules.
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Sometimes the fluoride gets jammed down
between the spray paint particles.
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Uh, Mr. Halen, come on.
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All right, dammit. I'm going to tackle
this issue head -on.
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Barack Hussein!
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Obama is sneaking fluoride into your
drinking water.
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What are you doing? What?
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Fluoride? That's right, that's right.
The chemical fluoride in your drinking
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water. Why? Why?
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To sterilize your testicles. We don't
need no damn government.
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You're too, ladies.
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They want to abort your thinking,
breathing sperm before you can even plan
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afternoon of vigorous masturbation. This
is not accessible to what that is. I
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don't accept this. I say life begins at
arousal. No blood!
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I'll tell you what they better not
think. They better not think. They also
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they can whoop your ass.
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Metal cave hole? Hell no.
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You better get the hell on out right
now.
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Get his ass up here.
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Are you down there?
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Why be it ain't down there?
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I don't know.
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I'm sorry, Earley. I know you got all
ginned up for it.
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Well, ain't we got some water down by
the lake?
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around when the beat on it gets all
crazy.
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Oh, I know.
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Let's freeze some and then we can smash
it. Hell yeah, man. Hell yeah, we gonna
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freeze it. Well, you know, I say that,
but, you know, I ain't got in the
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or nothing.
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woman and your impact on the environment
ain't supposed to be let's go up to the
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convenience store and buy a bag of ice
and then we can oh i lost the crowd
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uh -oh daddy what is that counter
-attack all
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right boy
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we're gonna have to detonate this damn
water send it back to
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Closer.
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Ah, damn, too close. I told you not that
damn close. And what'd you do? You put
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it too close.
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At it again.
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You think maybe we ought to keep some of
this drinking water?
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You know, maybe for a hydra,
hydratational. No, no, boy.
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Just go down to the dollar and buy you
some more of these Chronicles of Riddick
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squishy laser energy balls.
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Ah, ooh, chipped another.
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Well, that of you, you're losing a lot
of teeth then.
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Small price to pay, as long as I can
hold on to my principles.
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This ain't water. Yeah.
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Some kind of Chinese fluid sauce.
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You know, good for the sax drive, I
reckon.
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Early, you do know the fluoride's
already out of the water, don't you?
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that might be true.
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Yeah. But these here Van Diesel brains
help my moods. Hey, Daddy, my teeth are
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getting all loosey -loosey. They're
moving around in my mouth and
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Correct. At least, boy, we gonna go to
Washington and send a message. And just
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what would that message be?
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That we gonna, that we don't gotta,
that, well, that we, we ain't got no
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damn teeth no more.
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Ah, reverend, welcome.
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Oh, oh.
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Blended. Step right up and let me have a
look at that.
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shitlin' smeared armpit you call a
mouth.
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You,
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sir, need a pair of our finest injection
-molded canine -enhanced jawbone
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snappers. You look like about a twelve,
I think. Go ahead, try them. Well,
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they're a little sharp. That's three
hundred dollars, and I'll throw in
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Flatterproof back and butt tarp for
free. Wait. This is a vampire cave. Stop
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banning Halloween and I won't have a
surplus. Now get out. And tell your
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if they ever want to chew again, they
need to come to me.
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Me.
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Damn it, Daddy. Why'd you give them hard
shell tacos?
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Take it down, Tortellian. Shut up.
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Well, these taco shards aren't gonna
feel too damn good going down.
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I know what I'm going through. Here we
go.
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Fine chips.
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Good as teeth.
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away the tiny food bits mixed with my
spit and get all soft so I can swallow
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them down my neck tube.
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Hey,
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Rustin, over here.
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I smuggled this in for you, so brush up.
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Me and the boys will keep a lookout for
the gummies.
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I'm going to take real good care of you.
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You and me, we're going to be tuning for
a real long time.
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Aha! You sneaky devils.
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Goons, search their lips.
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No, no, no.
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I will never be like you. I want to
cheer.
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I want to cheer. Why can't you just go
along with the mob mentality?
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Daddy, help me. I done told you a
thousand times, boy.
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Don't never exhale.
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No, no, no. No, you're going to lynch
me. You're going to lynch me. No, no.
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This ain't so bad.
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The prisoners will come with me, where
I'll administer some torture they can
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really sink their tooth into.
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Please, you have to help me. What's the
matter with you? You're saving money. Of
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course I am, but several of my other
divisions are suffocating. My once
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line of knob or ham bone, my shoe
leather pizza purses are rotting on the
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shelves. My bubble gum on the cob? For
God's sake, you have to help me.
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Talk sense into them. I think I got an
idea that'll help you out here, Mr.
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Halen.
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Now, my idea was to buy everybody a set
of dentures.
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Yeah, I like my plan better. Keep
chewing.
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Just make it half -mushed. I'll do the
rest with my nuggets.
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Here you go, Ernie.
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You got a little left.
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Right here. Let me get that.
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Delicious.
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