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My dreams are all dead and buried.
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Sometimes I wish the sun would just
explode.
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When God comes and calls me to his
kingdom, I'll take all your
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sons and bitches when I go.
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My turn.
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Hey, old man. Hey, man, let me drive
that thing. Come on.
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The tram.
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All right, Denny.
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Pull the switch.
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You did it.
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Damn it.
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I'll be down the hall if you need me.
Oh, go solar with your electric chair.
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Damn, three -hugging bastards.
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How am I supposed to issue extreme
justice when it's been overcast all
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no, shut it down.
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We'll execute him in a humane,
dignified, and morally responsible way.
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He'll be slathered with gravy and ripped
asunder by wild chihuahuas wearing
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chainsaw hacks.
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Hey! What about the fact I never not
killed no one?
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I hate to say it, but he's right.
Capital punishment don't apply to petty
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I am not going to appear soft on crime
in front of a pay -per -view audience.
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Dugald County's first execution in 45
years, live in your living room. It's
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for the dog to summon me. Sky Guy P -Pap
Kyler takes an express train to the
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victor now.
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Courtesy of the state of Georgia.
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Guess who's gonna win? The state of
Georgia. Only on pay -per -view.
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Order now.
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I'm on it!
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He said that fella's name was Kyler?
What if he's related to us? Hang on now,
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Rusty's right.
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We ought to get us a discount, because I
believe we're somehow involved here.
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That man's a dirty...
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for what he done done to us.
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What'd he do?
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He done married me, got me pregnant, and
he ran off with some floozy bitch and
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had a baby, and that baby grew up to be
me.
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Yeah, she don't fully recollect her
connection to the man.
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Who's the man? The point is, he ain't no
damn good.
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One day, he took me out to play some
catch.
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See if you can catch this one.
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Keep your eye on the BB now.
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Look it into your skin.
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About to earn my respect.
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Then he said he was going to pick
something up.
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Get on over here. Turns out he was
picking up a new family.
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I want him dead.
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Gonna have to pat you down now, son.
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Hold him out. Hey, now. I said related
was fine, but it's gotta be a woman. I
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ain't into boys as much. Gaga?
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I'm Rusty Kyler.
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Hell, he'll do.
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Turn around now.
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Pretend that you're at the circus or
something. No, Gaga, no.
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I'm your great -grandson.
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Rusty? Yeah.
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Hell, I knowed it. Keep your eye on this
one. He'll rob you blind just like his
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granddaddy. Uh -huh. So you finally
admit it. Oh, hell no.
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I done told you a dumbass I was framed.
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Is that why you're in here? Woo, yeah.
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I tell you what, little man, I robbed
her asses blind.
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So you admit it after all.
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Allegedly. Go on, Johnny Law. Tell this
little son of a bitch how I did what I
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did. Allegedly.
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Well, old 12 -gun here held up Dougal
Credit Union 18 times in one day.
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Now, he got all the money on the first
one, but he kept coming back every 45
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minutes or so.
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He'd grab a chair, stack envelopes.
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Hell, he'd even cut a square out of the
carpet just to take it.
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No rhyme, no reason.
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Sometimes he'd steal stupid things and
give it to people who didn't even want
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it. An overall nuisance. And every time
I'd scream, I got you again.
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Cause I did, I got him again.
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Yep, inflated us all day long until the
bank closed at four.
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The next day when you used that money to
try to set up a high interest checking
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account, well, we laid a little trap.
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So what, what ever happened to the
money?
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No one really knows.
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I mean, I sure don't.
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I guess we should have. I ain't telling.
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Come on over here now and give us a
deep, wet kiss.
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I don't understand this. You will in
time, tasty lip.
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Nice to see your family reconnect back
there.
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That's so hot.
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And this year be the map? Yeah, he gave
me that and he said we'd rendezvous back
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here after I bust him out of jail. And
we'd split all the money.
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To just have connection to this plus
sign over here. Homer, don't be
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me with the big plus sign.
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Now, you get on back there and tell that
man to tell me where that damn money
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is. But you also tell him that I ignore
him the same damn way he ignored me.
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Just don't tell him a damn thing.
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You go up to him and shut your damn
mouth. But do tell him I've had way
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lovers than fathers.
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Well, you can tell him yourself. I mean,
like I said, we're going to be back
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here rendezvousing.
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Which I hope is not the same thing we
did earlier in prison. But he gonna be
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dead. Don't you watch TV ever? I wanna
see his damn eyeballs pop out. But I'm
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going to bust him out.
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Weren't you even listening?
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Well, I did see them jaws a -moving.
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Words. Oh, that was you?
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Hey, what's that there paper for?
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Never mind.
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You tell that man to cling to life for
as long as he can. They need to make it
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last. I ain't paying $49 .95 for no
damn... three -second execution.
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It's wrong!
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It's wrong!
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It's wrong! You live this long!
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You've not been tried!
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Reverend, ain't it a sin to kill another
human being? Rusty, the Bible saith,
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let he who killeth shall be killeth.
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And so on. That's in the book of... I
don't know. You know, one of those
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What about thou shalt not kill?
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What about that one now? Well, what
about shock -a -con?
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Shock -a -con.
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Let me rock you, shock -a -con.
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Well, now you're just trying to confuse
me. Look, he took my clay -haken CD set,
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the box set. Oh, insurance won't cover
CDs. Oh, oh, no, they won't tell you
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that. He should fly in hell.
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Sorry, Rusty.
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Everything's got to go through the x
-ray here.
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Just as I suspected.
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Red velvet with cream cheese frosting.
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Uh, didn't he pat that cake down?
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Patty cake, patty cake, patty cake.
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It's clean.
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Mmm, I love that red velvet stuff. Oh,
is that right, Johnny Long? How about
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have a slice in your damn face? That's
my throat.
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It's closing up. This ain't gluten
-free.
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Hell no.
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I confided in you.
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Get your cheese, boy. Nice try, Kyler.
What the? But I ain't allergic to
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Go forth, my bumble surfing. Ow!
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No!
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He's been training me. Ow!
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But not the thing like he told me. Hell,
I got you again.
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There is no big club, is there? Ow!
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Get them keys, boy. Enough of this funny
business, Carlos. What the... It's time
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for your last meal.
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All right, Tim. I guess I want me one of
them sloppy lunar dogs from down at the
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Reddorf.
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Get me the moon meal, Junior. Tell them
the toy's for a boy, all right?
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Here's my wallet.
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Just make sure you're back by nine.
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Oh, you bet. I got your back, Gaga.
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Never mind, son.
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I'll see you at the rendezvous.
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Get on over here.
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I didn't get
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out of that gravy.
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Could you get him to read The Last
Rites? The new Harry Potter starts at 9
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I'd really love to protest it. I'm sure
he'll be right back. I mean, after all,
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he does have my wallet with him.
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Well, he's supposed to be here.
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He ain't coming. Hell, he didn't come to
my wedding.
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He didn't come to my graduation, my
world premiere, my Rambo movies out on
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DVD. Nothing I imagined I would do.
That's who the son of a bitch is.
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But he promised me he's going to be
here.
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Son, his promises is like a big old damn
chili fart.
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You crave the smell, but only when it
comes from deep within.
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Now, Daddy, you're talking about your
personal faith in Christ.
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Oh, yeah.
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But your gaga, you know, is like a chili
fart, too.
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It's only going to hurt you if you keep
it inside.
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No, that's that one about unrequited
love now. Look, dammit, I like to tie
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things back to forts called by chili.
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Is that a crime?
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He cleaned out the condiment bar, took
out all the napkins, and then he turned
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around and gave them all back to me.
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Well, did he at least order a Moon Meal
Jr.
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with a Cheyenne cinnamon toy for a boy?
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No. Dammit. He said we better watch out,
he's gonna get us again.
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Aha, it's a waiting game now. Yeah,
there's another car behind you.
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It's him.
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I told you don't knock, never knock. Lay
out my plans for no one.
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Now give me all your unmarked burger
buns.
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Gaga, you're under arrest.
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I thought you'd come back, Gaga. I
thought you was my friend.
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Son, there's something you've got to
understand.
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I done got you again.
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So is the X on the floor?
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Weren't nothing but a plus sign. I was
hoping to put a table there one day.
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Table was real good there.
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What about that map?
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The one you gave me when our tongues
were entangled?
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Was it good for you, too?
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Where's that money at? I'm going to
ignore you just like you ignored me,
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can't ignore you because I need to know
where that damn money is.
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I got you again.
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Do you even know where the money is? Now
think about it. Where did you go after
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you robbed the bank?
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See, I got them again.
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I shouted and I got you again. I went to
the woods, back to the bank, got them
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once again, told them so.
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Woods, bank, woods, bank, woods, bank.
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Dammit, left them on the hood of the
cow.
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Come on, Gaga.
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Why don't you get in the front? I got my
dry cleaning back here in the back.
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Jingle, jingle. I got you again.
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My dry cleaning.
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Get on over here.
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Son, I know you're disappointed, but I
told you, it just ain't no good. But he
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lied to me. Just forget about it, sport.
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Come on, what do you say we play us some
catch?
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Now, just watch this BB all the way into
your head. Now, come on, look it in.
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Focus on it.
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Concentrate.
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Look it in.
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And here we go.
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I love you, Daddy.
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I love you, too, son.
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And the only way I know how.
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Look at that.
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I got you again.
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Let's go.
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