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Well, my oldest son was born. Yep, I
know.
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And my youngest dog's covered with hair.
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And the middle one says he's a
homosexual.
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Any other seven's gone. I don't care.
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I don't care.
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I don't care.
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the trim oh my god what in the hell did
we
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do something you and me i'm not sure but
oh hell just so you know i can't get
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pregnant no more whoa now did we do
something they do nothing i like that
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i had one of them dreams last night that
god said i came over here and tipped
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our house up off the ground son son now
come on that's impossible
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I mean, old Godzilla, he lives up there
in J -Pan. And that's a long -ass
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commute just for a beatdown, okay?
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No, Godzilla ain't got no... It's
Godzilla!
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Oh, no!
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It's Godzilla!
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We have hammered him!
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Let's put my emergency out!
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Go,
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go, go! All right, there we go.
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Affirmative evasion. Do it, do it!
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Oh, look at this place.
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Leo, clean up this mess.
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Damn, you sloppy -ass bitch.
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Check that old meth.
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Ain't got a sumbitching clue.
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Hey, Miguel, get that batch of sour
diesel wrapped and loaded. Make sure you
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have the OG cushion, strawberry cough,
fried, and labeled before you go. But
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these are all the same.
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It's marketing, you dumbass.
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Now, come on.
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Bonnaroo is in tres dias.
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Hey,
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uh, Groover, uh, it's 20 minutes after
4.
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Anybody want to get, uh, sky high on
some, uh, grass?
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Are you a cop, Sheriff?
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Oh, no way, bro.
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Because you're supposed to tell us if
you was a police. Come on now, let's
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uh, let's inhale some drugs together.
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Or maybe we could rub some drugs on our
gums and experience a kind of feeling of
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euphoria.
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All right. All right, then. Hell, yeah.
That sounds good.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Well, where's Mary and Johnny?
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Because I want to get gassed. Yeah, now.
Me, too. Yeah, also me.
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I'll try anything once. There you go.
Let's go on a drug trip. Yeah, let's go.
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Let's do it. Hell, I'm down with it.
Can't get worse.
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Let's go.
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Let's do it. Now.
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All right, then. Let's do it.
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All right.
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Y 'all ain't got no drugs, do you?
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No, we ain't got no drugs, no.
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How about you?
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Fine. Want to play dumb?
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Come on, boy.
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Get out there and sniff them drugs out.
Come on.
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Come on.
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Here, go get your scent.
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There you go.
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He ain't moving.
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He's just stroping out the scene.
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You know, playing dead.
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Early, you said this was a drug possum.
It is.
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Drug it over here from the side of the
road to settle up with your dumb ass.
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Fine. We'll just do it with the gerbil.
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I've got all day.
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What's this all about, chef?
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Well, we're getting reports of a lot of
marijuana traffic coming out of Dougal
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County, see? And the GBI sent these
satellite photos of your property. Look
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right here. That's your shack.
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And this here is widespread panic.
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They've been playing on your back 40 for
three days.
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Is that what that rat living's all
about?
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Damn! Get more music!
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Sing me a song about a bird! You filthy
hippies!
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Mudwaller and a woodstock and some
bitchin' hippies!
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Point me to your drug stash. Now. Oh,
hell, this ain't about my private plot
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back there, is it? No, that's just small
potatoes.
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Oh, good.
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No, really, those are literally tiny
potatoes.
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We tested them. Do you really get off
with that?
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Nope.
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Suppose I should have read the seed
packet.
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Oh, well. If y 'all find anything out,
just let me know. All right, then. I'll
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see you later.
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Toodle -oo!
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See you later, Sheriff. Adios. Adios.
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Hang on just a minute.
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Tax assessor's gonna want to see that.
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He probably called a split level, I bet
you.
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Hell, yeah! We got us a basement!
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We can finally get the bunker pool table
out the yard.
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Well, get your ass out! You got some
questions to answer.
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Like how you play bubble pool.
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And why them bubbles so close to the
hole?
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It don't make no sense.
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Lil!
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What in the hell?
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Ain't no one going down there. We're
shipping out in three days.
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Mr. Frank!
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Novelty vomit.
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She fooled us!
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Oh, well.
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Lift up the house. I'm taking all your
drugs.
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What the hell? You want some of my weed?
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You gotta get a prescription.
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Now, remember what I said. Now, keep
your story straight. You've been
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with the lower back pain, and you've got
the degenerative eye condition.
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No, I... Okay,
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uh... Oh, yeah, looks like an
hallucinated disc and a case of the old
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glaucoma. So I'm gonna go with, uh,
marijuana.
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Hooray! Oh, finally!
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I can feel comfortable in social
situations.
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You get them hands up where I can see
them. I can't see your hands. Where the
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hell are your hands at?
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Oh, there they are. All right, now, what
was I going to do here?
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That's right. The bum bum comes out that
end. All right, you.
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This is frozen.
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I'll have...
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Every corn dog and some little donuts.
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Okay. Four or five.
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Here you go.
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This is a robbery.
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Hey, I need me some clean urine right
now.
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Well, you know they don't. People better
watchin' me. Drug test here. I need
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what I need, so piss in the mug.
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Come on, here we go.
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Shake the dew off.
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I'll catch it. Come on, take your lick
now.
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Gentlemen. What?
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I ain't on drugs. You on drugs. You
think I'm on drugs? Ain't nobody here on
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drugs. That's, uh, that's my father at
day marks. I know that, Glenn. I got it
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off your desk. Best dad ever.
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Your stupid youngins are the ones on
drugs.
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Oh, yeah. This almost makes me not want
to stalk that abortion doctor.
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Yeah.
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Almost.
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Look at that sky.
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Oh, yeah?
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Blows my mind to think that Adam and Eve
used to bump the ugliest right here
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under these same stars.
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Lo, them 300 year ago.
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I hate to interrupt you, Dalvin.
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Did you know he was doing three in a 55?
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Hell, I ain't driving.
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Where you headed tonight, son?
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Well, we all headed, Sheriff.
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That's the real question, ain't it?
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You're right.
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Oh, boy, my thumb is amazing.
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I just never noticed it before.
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The Lord God didn't put no thumb on my
hand. You know why?
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That's because God only don't give you
no what he knows you can't handle.
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Exactly. Yeah, Rip.
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Bam.
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Listen to that.
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That there is a stone cold groove.
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Look at that, though.
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It was there all the time. Come on now,
let's all us wiggle dance now.
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Hell
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yeah.
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On the floor.
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Lock it down. Lock it down. Oh, now.
Whoa.
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Oh, hell. Hold on, widespread panic. Y
'all cops.
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Yeah, man. You know, we just said that.
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I think they know why I've been smoking
this stuff.
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It ain't me. It's the bitch. Yeah, she's
the one. She runs the whole operation.
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Get the EMTs in here. It looks like he's
giving her an overdose.
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She's cutting her eyes at me. She's
faking it. Come on, look. She's a faker.
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You're a cop, too. Pardon the bust. I'm
cutting over your stones.
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What the hell are all those New Mexicans
doing here?
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They, uh, they're...
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Fifteen naked male nannies? He's got a
lot of problems.
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Be cool, be cool. Calm down, man.
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Down on the floor. Everybody on the
floor.
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Me too.
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We're all on the same level now. We're
all at the same place. Nobody's above
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anybody else.
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Everybody's the same now.
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Yeah, I think that worked.
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Jackpot. This is the stuff.
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Round it up, boys.
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It's all evidence.
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Maybe we should ignite some of this in
the mobile lab. You know, just to see
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strong it is. So that no one ever again
can smoke this particular weed without
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us. Ain't y 'all gonna do the handcuffs
now?
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You must have a little bit different
procedure.
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Uh, this is just a verbal warning.
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Drugs are bad.
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See ya.
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Was that widespread panic?
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Looks like they got all of it. Again?
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Damn it. They didn't get this? Well,
hell yeah! Looks like they do. Come on
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let's blaze one up. Woo!
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I mean, let's destroy it in accordance
with local statutes. You're under
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arrest. Damn it!
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Now hang on now. Even the FDA considers
marijuana non -addictive.
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Do you know that there's over 435 ,000
tobacco and alcohol -related deaths last
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year? You know how many people marijuana
killed?
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One. One dumbass who tried to hacky
-sack a tarantula.
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Now, gentlemen, my point is, I urge you
to take... Damn it to hell! Sorry,
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Danny. What are you, a lobbyist?
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I didn't mean to get us in here and
everything.
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Look here.
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Marijuana ain't gonna get us nowhere.
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That's pretty damn clear.
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But I tell you what, that lemon -scented
toilet wine will show you the face of
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God! What is this stuff? Is this
furniture polish?
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