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I gave all my best year to that woman.
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All she gave me was mouths to feed.
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A miracle straight from the launch of
Jesus.
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Since Charlie blew off both my
territories.
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1969, Cameron Bay.
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Hey, man, don't drive that thing. Come
on. Touch the trim.
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All right.
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Bar's closed.
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Yes, ma 'am. You ain't got to go home.
But you can't.
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Actually, Early, I'm talking to you.
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Oh, come on, now. The night is gone.
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The night is gone.
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Well, I guess I'll call it a night.
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Just let me get me three of them frozen
mojitos and the Kenny Chesney collector
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boots for the road.
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We don't do to -go order.
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All right, then I'll have them here.
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I'm just pulling your pud, Alice.
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I gotta get on to work. How about just
having somebody drop off them chastity
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boots to me up at my office place?
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Uh, hey, Earley. Huh? Huh? What do you
say?
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You got a ride home, ain't you? You bet
your ass I do. I got the need for speed.
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And Dickie sells that two counties over,
so I got to get on the road here.
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Sorry, son, but you ain't about to take
that truck out of here.
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Yeah, you're right. You're right.
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I'll take the boat.
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Irving. Now who wins?
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Irving, come on, man.
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Hey!
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Fine, I get it. I got a problem.
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Lookie here, Jingle Jackal! Irving, come
on, quit it. You know I got that issue
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with Mark, isn't it? Whoa!
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Yo, get the hell away!
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We got a 10 -51 outside the Jiggle Hut.
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It's quite sad.
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Inside the Jiggle Hut.
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Officer in pursuit.
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So you see, while rage may be
momentarily
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satisfying,
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it is not necessarily the answer to
every problem. It helped that OJ make
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wife stop cheating on him.
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Yeah, rage did kind of pretty much work
out in that one instance there.
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What about DUI?
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Attempted vehicular homicide?
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destruction of property.
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Now, calm down, Ellis. You're gonna have
to deal with your anger, too, here,
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sport. I got hit by a truck inside my
own bar.
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He should be in jail.
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And what's this guy doing here? He's not
angry. He's a freak.
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Now, I told y 'all, everybody's gonna be
here in anger management until we
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finish the jail renovation.
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That's why the sales tax got jacked up?
To renovate the jail? For that son of a
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bitch? Well, he did make some requests,
and...
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We are at the service of our
constituents, you know. I told you now,
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breaking the law over in Cold Quick
County where they got the TiVo and the
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pillar -top mattresses. They should be
in jail.
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I'm about to catch up on my mad men. All
right, everybody, just calm down now.
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Let's get on track here.
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I want everybody here to look over at
your hug buddy. Look him right in the
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Well, shoot, let's see. We got uneven
numbers here. Early, so you're going to
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have to work with the CPR doll.
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Early. We working. Yeah.
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We working.
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Just... I don't give a damn if it was a
doll, Early. No means no. Come on,
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nothing but a back rub. Back rubs happen
on the outside.
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With hands. You got to pick everything
apart.
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I'm out here busting my hump trying to
give back to those who helped me. Yeah,
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you're giving back. But don't forget,
you're also doing the community service
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hours you were...
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Sentenced to. The point is, I'm
reinvesting in the community. Okay, that
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true. But to be fair, Early... Helpless
acts for the good of all. Well, let's
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just be clear now. You're also giving
back because you were told to.
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By a cord of law. Don't lord it over me.
All right. I'm sitting here paying it
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forward, and you want to light a damn
fire?
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Where'd you get them shoes?
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They're mine from home.
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Wingtips, huh?
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You bet.
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Brand new, too.
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Hell, I'm going to put my best foot
forward while I'm serving the community
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my own choice.
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Where's your trash bag, Early? I felt it
up.
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Oh, come on. Ain't no damn way you
counted the 400 yet.
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This damn jail can't hold me, baby.
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No jail can hold my ass.
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Fernando and the boys, they needed a
couple of weeks more, so it looks like
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going to have to release you.
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I'll get rid of this dear chapel, put a
flat screen here, open up the whole
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room. But I'm going to tell you this
right now.
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If you so much as raise a finger to
anybody in this community, I'm going to
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to bring you right back over here and
release you all over again.
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Are we clear on that?
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Crystal. All right.
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Mighty fine.
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Crystal? Ain't that the name of his ex
-wife?
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Early. No. Me and you was about to have
words, little gal.
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Stop in the name of the law.
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Oh, my baby bride.
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She was so young, so fine.
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What in the hell have I done?
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What the hell did you do to my decoy?
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Oh, Crystal, you're alive.
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Oh, I use that to retain my squatter's
rights while I go down to get my
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milkshake on.
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If I can't have you, nobody will. Get
out of here. Hey, uh -oh. Early.
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It's time to make a change.
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I know better. That ain't all.
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This here is an outrage.
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Come on. Keep a pilot.
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Who watches the watchman?
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Really? A grenade launcher, huh? Self
-defense.
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I'm not afraid to do this now.
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Oh, it's my 19th Amendment right.
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That's for that win.
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Where did that damn go?
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Damn, you take all the guns, all the
criminals will have guns. There it is.
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Put that back. I'm using that to prop up
my face.
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Sorry.
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That hat, too, early.
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Whoa, now. This hat is licensed and
registered with the state. Then why'd
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mark out that serial number?
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Ah, damn it.
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No!
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My anger is destroying both me and
Charlie Daniels, both.
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It's time to get on with the healing
now, early.
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Whoa, what happened here?
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Get out.
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Now, don't surprise me with all the damn
beers and alcohol you serve. Get out.
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Now, stay on message, early. Never mind.
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Ice tea for me, barkeep. Get out.
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Look, Ellis, I'm sorry for what I've
done.
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You are a victim.
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And in a way, we all victims of your
tendency to over -serve me. Get out. But
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it's all right. I forgive you. Hey,
let's celebrate.
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Recognize any alcohol in these
barnhouses? Early. Give me a second.
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some out.
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Get out.
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All right, let's go, Early.
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Healing takes time. Time won't heal my
spine.
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They said it's degenerative now.
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Early!
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Little gal, I'm sorry we had so much
trouble communicating.
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You know what they say.
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Mans are from Mars, and womans are from
the ribs of them mans.
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But where's the cheating horrors come
from?
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I do not know.
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I suppose I ought to ask your mama.
Early! Oh, I'm sorry.
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Darling? I ain't here to gloat.
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I'm here to build a bridge.
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Crystal.
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Oh, damn decoy. Oh, that's me. I'm just
ignoring you. Damn it. Early.
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Yeah, yeah, that's right.
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Darling, what can I do?
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How can I make it right?
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Well, you can run this camera.
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What the?
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We need cutaways for the money shot.
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Is this the sumbitch that gave you the
gonorrhea? Now, that ain't the one that
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make you blind, is it? God, it ain't
blinding me yet.
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Mama likes what mama sees.
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Well, let's get this done.
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Hold on.
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Let me quiet balance.
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Now for my final apologies to those I've
hurt the most and who mean the most
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to me.
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To you, possum.
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It was about meat, my friend.
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Nothing personal.
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And you, whatever you are, I shouldn't
have never hunted you with dynamite.
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Hopefully your pieces will reassemble in
heaven.
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And finally to you, Terry Trout.
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No apology necessary.
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Never was a welfare check spent more
wisely.
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Daddy, uh, you gonna apologize to us,
too? For what?
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Well, there was that one time when I...
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I don't remember none of that.
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Random isolated answer dance. Hold on
now. Some of them things took planning
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consideration. Some of them things you
even had this team for. Hold on now.
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Yeah!
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I love it. I love it.
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Oh. Daddy?
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See? Wind chime.
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We've got an open door policy here now.
We just ask that you keep it closed out
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of respect for my authority.
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What the hell? This ain't 2 HD.
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It's an upgrade.
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Looky here. I can see all kinds of
digital noise in this compression.
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I mean, come on.
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I don't. It's supposed to be just as
good. Well, you didn't get the damn Blu
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-ray like I asked for, did he? A damn
antique.
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I'm gone.
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I think I ain't Steve's pretty. Blu
-ray, Denny. Damn it.
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