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Not there.
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I might let me drive that thing. Come
on.
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The tram.
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Faxify you some bit.
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Fax it back.
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Come on now, faxulate.
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Did you hit nine?
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Yes, Glenn, I hit nine.
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I know how to get a damn outside line.
All right, sorry.
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What's the display say?
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C -Manuel.
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They put a damn bean muncher in charge
of this thing.
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Uh, says you didn't put the number of
the fax machine you're sending it to.
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What? You got the... Have another
machine?
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That's how they get you. You buy one,
now you gotta have two.
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Yeah, that and you're trying to fax a
pork chop and gravy.
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I ain't faxin' no damn pork chop, Glenn.
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This here's a pig's foot pickled in
vinegar brine.
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Hell, son, I got mouths to feed.
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It's me!
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It's me!
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Drop it, boy!
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There. I just emailed it.
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Did it go through?
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Yeah, I think so.
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Hey, check this link out.
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Pretty funny, but I got to warn you,
NSFW.
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Well, I got to get back.
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You, uh... Yeah, I'm going to call it a
half day.
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It's 930.
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Yep, half day.
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I'm just going to telecommunicatize now
that we got this link up.
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All right.
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Have a good one.
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Hey, Daddy, you ready to sign this?
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Coleslaw. Everybody dig in.
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What?
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Oh, God. Are you guys okay?
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Death to America.
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My teeth.
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Where's his teeth? You know, lost. I
lost them in the trash. It's a beautiful
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smile. You pay for orthodonture. We
shall contact a paramedic. Oh, well,
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okay. They won't prove everything.
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It'll be fine.
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We the ones that had the right of way.
That's right. I mean, this is a house,
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you know. It's a house. And I got
witnesses, too.
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You're going to...
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Well, maybe you could chip in for court
cause. Yeah, it's real cloudy. Who's at
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fault here and every time? It was an
accident, that's clear.
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I'm just glad no one got hurt.
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Let us exchange insurance information.
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Oh, well, hey, we don't need to do that.
Hey, let's just drive away.
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Send me the bill.
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No, no, no, no. I've been screwed before
doing that. We shall contact an officer
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of the law.
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No, we don't need to do that.
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I was merely mind -warping through a
wormhole, and wham! His dimension came
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of nowhere.
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Clearly, he was distracted, converting
my oxygen into energy. Your oxygen?
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I don't see your damn name on it. Well,
he's got a point. You were respiratin'.
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There's CO2 all over the place.
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Uh, is this your vehicle here? It's a
house.
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It's her house. I don't own it. What the
hell you writin'? Early from what I can
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tell here, you done built your house
right smack in the middle of his flight
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path. Oh, hell, I tried to stop.
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Hey, can we see that flat plan?
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Rusty, I'm sure it's on file somewhere.
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Get to America!
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Hey, man, if you got a problem, yo,
he'll solve it. That's right, son.
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Drop some vanilla science on his ass.
Bitches seem to drive by thinking I'm a
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hot guy. Did I say hello? Please, I
ain't got time.
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Are you addressing me?
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Word to your mother.
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Them some write similar word lyrics to
Ice Ice Baby.
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But that's also how I feel. Hell's face,
man.
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I'll fly my ship up your face. You want
your song? You step to me. Come on.
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Don't quit that. Don't act ugly.
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Oh, hell, I can't do it.
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I was going to paint the outside of your
cabin with your own brain sauce.
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And I'm going to ventilate your mind
with this gun bullet. Gun bullet?
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It's redundant.
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Death to America.
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Hey, you want to take a drive in my
truck -boat truck?
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Affirmative.
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Watch this, somebody's right here.
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You better run!
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Run! It's like fishing, really.
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Aim and release.
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Yeah, I'm kind of more focused on
wrecking into buildings, but... Ah, you
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to be.
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But that Vigis surveillance has really
changed the game.
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Well, not if you have a cloaking device.
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I got one of them.
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Sit us here, Rob.
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Cloakifies and, you know, invisifonifies
it. The vehicle is still visible.
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I still see it.
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Right there, I'm touching it.
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That's because you ain't drunk to
InvisiJuice. Come on now, tip it up.
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Primitive technology semi -retarded. If
I was capable of laughter, you would
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hear it bellow from my various
apertures.
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Bam,
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son! What?
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Can you install one of them fangs for
me?
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Oh, finally.
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I fell and I can't get up.
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Hot damn, face fine.
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Ready? You done been bye -bye -nated.
Ready, where'd you go? She is in the X
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-Dimension, where new anuses are bored
on her spine and then incessantly probed
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for their limited scientific and
hackneyed comedic value.
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But to be clear, she's gone, right?
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Operative. Come back, ready?
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Somebody got a new boyfriend.
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I'm out.
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Hey, old worm.
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I feel like I should give you something
in return.
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Okay, well, we'll see you later.
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Well, I suppose I can make him one of my
macaroni scoops, you know.
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Homemade collar mud flaps.
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Kick the Georgia Ram from the soil in
your chassis.
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But, Daddy, I made that one for you.
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We're getting it. Got it, Lord.
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Oh, my God, Joe, please.
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To America.
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One copy of Joe Jack O 'Glands, please.
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Let me check in here.
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No, I don't see him. Fine. You want to
go that way? Let's go that way.
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To America!
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May I cut in?
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This is my wife, so... May I cut in?
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And this is our bedroom.
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Where's he going? Like the wrong way to
go, Cochise. To America!
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Yes, God.
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Danglers? Sorry, we don't have that.
Come on, really?
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I'll order it for you. What about Blarg
Rider? Huh? No, afraid not.
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You're making it a little too easy for
me to go that way. You want to go this
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way? Because we can go this way. You
really, really want to go this way? We
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go this way all day.
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Oh, we're going that way now.
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To America!
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Big four inches.
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For now, you know what? We do carry that
one. You really want to go this way?
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What? Fine, fine. We'll go then. That's
it. We have it. Oh, God. He goes hard.
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I'm already halfway there.
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You're going to want to take a step
back. That's too much.
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I know.
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I'm fully hydrated. I would like to
return the remainder of this cream soda
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a prorated refund.
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I'm going to have to say all sales are
final on the sealed beverages.
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Really? You want to go this way? I most
certainly don't want to go that way.
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Weren't we just there? We just went that
way and I'm going back.
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Unbelievable.
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Unbelievable. He don't have another
shift. Go to America.
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Lerm, I think I'm going to call it a
weekend.
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So, what's up for tomorrow night?
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Want to get pissed off?
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Overreact a little bit?
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Fly ships to the buildings? Death to
America?
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I might have something coming up here.
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We'll see.
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What about Tuesday?
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You know, get some food and then maybe
just go that way.
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You know, Larm, he might need you some
kind of female.
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Somebody he could show you anger with.
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You know, somebody we could get drunk
and tag team.
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You know any young ladies like that? The
blonde one.
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Okay.
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It appears the couple has written their
own vows.
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I, Lerm Edwards, annex this female as
mine for all time.
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Death to America.
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Death to America.
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Death to America.
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I do.
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And now, Lil.
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I shall enslave myself to you, obey you,
and rib myself for your pleasure in
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both anger and frustration for all time.
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And there's another death to America
here. She also does.
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Okay.
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By the power vested in me, I now
pronounce you man -thing and wife.
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You may now kiss the bride.
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She doesn't respect me. She doesn't show
me enough attention.
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She just lays there like a log.
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I initiate every encounter.
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Damn, Early.
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He's a citizen.
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You know what that means?
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Yeah, yeah. He can be a shining beacon
for democracy throughout the entire
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region. Oh, hell. Early, you didn't tell
him he could run for office or
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anything, did you? We conducted a straw
poll.
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Take one step back.
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I promise a ship smashed into every
house, a fair and balanced death for
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everyone.
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Early, you're friends with him. You've
got to talk him off this platform now.
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Death to America?
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Uh -uh.
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He's clearly not pro -life.
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You can tell that to the Poles. The
people love him.
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Death to Edgar Bennett of Watkinsville,
who has to work two jobs to pay for
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heating oil.
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Death to Bobby Ellery of Winder.
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He's a widower, too.
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So he gets the sympathy vote.
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Ever since Lil's tragic passing, I was
there. I saw the carnage. Oh, here comes
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the spin now. Death to high taxes.
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Death to big government.
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Death to America.
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You want to go that way?
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I want to go that way.
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Here's what we're going to do.
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Wait a minute, Early. That there's a
nuclear... I know.
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Thank you.
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