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Somehow I got final meningitis.
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Injecting all that hashbray in my spine.
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It's a super cheap way to party.
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If you ain't killed some brain cells in
some time.
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Good luck getting that child support
check from me now. My turn.
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Hey, let me grab that thing. Come on.
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the tram.
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Slow down, slow down.
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No, Denny, slow down.
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Slow down, Denny. I
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win.
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It ain't a race, Denny.
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It's a parade, damn it. I'll follow the
parade route.
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I did it fast.
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Hell, we left Miss Mud Festival and the
whole marching band at the bottom of the
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hill. Mud Festival? Hey, Daddy, can we
go to that Mud Festival? I want to go to
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Mud Festival. Can we go, Daddy? I want
to go. No. We got perfectly good mud
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right here.
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Oh, don't deflate the boy's hopes early.
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Let his dreams crumble over time.
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Next thing you know, you're pushing 50
and your dreams of becoming an FBI super
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agent are, well, remote at best.
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Some nights you salt the rim of your
service revolver so it tastes like the
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margaritas that you so often abuse.
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But I digress. Mud days are here, y
'all.
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Uh -oh.
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It's the mud days, y 'all.
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Hey, little poppy.
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Can I feed him, daddy?
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Knock yourself out.
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Come on, come on. Get up now, Boston.
Come on. My tongue.
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Yeah, yeah. Woo.
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Yeah. Woo.
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Dumbass creature.
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Make me look like Angelina Jolie.
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But don't draw no black babies. Just put
me on the Trans Am and have me having
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dirty sex with Burt Reynolds on the
hood.
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And Jesus is smiling and giving thumbs
up and he's marrying us. So make sure...
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We got wedding rings on.
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I did capture the spirit of it, I
believe.
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I don't win, sir.
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Maybe it's a hobby you might ought to
consider. Give me back my food stamps.
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Oh, my God. They got mud cones, Daddy.
Can I get a mud cone?
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Can I, Daddy? Can I, Daddy? That'll be
four tickets, please.
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Just give me the cone.
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I'll provide my own mud. Well, now,
Early, it goes to the kids' burn unit.
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Sometimes people get caught in the
crossfire.
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Thank you, Daddy.
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Thank you, sir.
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Hey, everybody.
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It's Muzzy time.
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Come on, it's Muzzy time.
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Muzzy! Muzzy!
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Muzzy! Muzzy! Wake up, Muzzy.
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Come on.
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You don't have to now.
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Wake up or I'm going to taste you.
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Muzzy! Muzzy!
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Look now, my name's Richard. I'm a human
being.
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I was a loan officer down at the bank.
The economy had a little bit of a
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downturn. Yeah, subprime lending, we all
know, Mudsy. Richard. Now, everybody
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close your eyes and make a wish and
throw a rocket, Mudsy. No, no, no, no. Y
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'all try to avoid the head now.
Liability issues, you know.
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Attention, primitive people.
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You may have been wondering what is
under the enormous...
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Corn times. Let's find it out. Hey, hey.
Corn times.
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Hey, kid, you like balloon animals?
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I sure do.
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Aw, shucks. I'm all out of balloons.
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Wait, I know.
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I'll just take these muddy old
detectives.
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Actually, Shucky, I think that's fecal
matter.
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And voila.
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There you go. Can you make me a mommy
out of one of them balloons?
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You know, I specifically asked for
Spider -Man, not this. This just flies
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under my authority.
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Let's get the hell out of here. We're
sitting with Charlie Daniels, Sam.
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I mean, let's keep our aces planted
right here.
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Steal that taco!
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Steal that taco!
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I don't see no Charlie Daniels. This is
just the band.
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What the?
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No!
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Early.
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You know how much moonshine I can make
with this?
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Daddy, we gotta get out of here. We
gotta get a map or something and go.
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It's a flag.
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I see Charlie's hat.
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With his head still in it. Ain't no map.
It's a trap.
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Benny! Help me. Help me, Ernie.
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Hold on, Benny.
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You know,
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you could have just left it behind.
Moving on.
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Mr.
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Hadle, I'm sorry to be a pain, but...
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This corn, it wouldn't be genetically
modified, would it? That is a trade
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secret, proprietary.
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Don't talk about corn zoo. Corn zoo? Who
said corn zoo, T .M.? That term is
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trademarked. Pay me a dime every time
you say corn zoo.
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I'll tell you what. I'll just save the
maze of corn -like material.
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How's that? Sure, but what sort of corn
-like material? I won't know what you're
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talking about.
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Well, it rhymes with...
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Porn zoo.
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Ha! I own that, too. Look, if corn and
kudzu fall in love and have a baby in a
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lab under the supervision of scientists
working in my employ, who am I to stop
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that other than the CEO responsible for
stopping it? It's just that it makes it
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a little harder to get to work, you
know, with all the vines and the maize
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stuff trying to kill you and all that.
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Don't you understand? With this much
corn...
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I'll corner the global market on...
Ethanol.
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Right?
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Etha -what?
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It's a simple biofuel derived from corn
or switchgrass.
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What's that?
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That? Oh, that's certainly nothing to do
with my plans. I imagine corn dogs.
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Why, the very notion is ridiculous.
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Granted, the real adoption papers do
create a unique... Look, that's going
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so just don't look at it anymore.
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You know, I bet you can make enough
ethanol from that corn zoo to run all
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cars in the world. From corn running
cars? You rube, that's impossible.
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Fuel comes from ancient dino blood. We
all know that.
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Mr. Halen, a Mr. Corn Maze is here to
see you.
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It is I feared. It's become self -aware.
I'm busy. I'm with a client.
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Oh, hey there.
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Someone's ears are burning. We were just
talking about...
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Nice face painting.
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Yeah, well, it's supposed to be Spider
-Man.
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Also supposed to be temporary.
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This is turning into a regular doldang
facade adventure.
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My truck, little truck!
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No!
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My vehicle! Its emissions are outside
the acceptable standards.
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The vehicle is banished.
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Yes, organisms.
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Spill your waste here. On my face.
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Nourish me.
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No, don't do it. You'll only make it
stronger.
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You'll never win, Major.
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Do you hear me? You'll never win.
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That maze sure did win.
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That was a damn row.
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Wrong. Do it again.
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Green, brown, clear.
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Colorblind. I don't know what color. And
here we have a label. What the hell?
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What the hell with it? I told you, peel
the label. Steam the label. Soak it if
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you have to.
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No labels in the bin. This is the A
-plus bull crap. Quiet, Granny. I don't
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him to dump my bins. I've been doing it
right.
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Yes, Captain, carbon arises.
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It must be three o 'clock.
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TV's out again.
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Buy the windmill, Rusty.
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Hey, Daddy.
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When are you going to rise up against
our corn masters like you said?
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Soon, Rusty.
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Soon. But when? Every day it gets
stronger.
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You saying I don't? Because I do.
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I'm building. of my corn tolerance.
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Soon I will be immune.
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All right, Daddy.
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I've had a damn love of your nagging.
Here we go.
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And good night.
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Trying to balance my ass.
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Looks like you need some of my cousin's
coffee.
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Slash back with my plan.
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All right, you corny sumbitch. The
revolution.
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