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My dreams are all dead and buried.
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Sometimes I wish the sun would just
explode.
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When God comes and calls me to his
kingdom, I'll take all your
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sons of bitches when I go.
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My turn.
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Hey, old man. Hey, man, let me drive
that thing. Come on.
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It's time.
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Hmm.
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This is new.
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It's time.
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Damn it.
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Sheila, hold my call.
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Oh, well.
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How them crops look, boy?
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My crops?
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You mean mud?
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I do.
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Daddy, we sold it all.
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Oh, Lord, no.
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You know, so we could get money for gas.
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So we could go mud. On the mud we don't
have.
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Oh, cruel irony.
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Your barbs is razor sharp.
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Where's my mud money? I need to buzz.
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We ain't got none.
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That dirt's free.
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Yeah, daddy. We gave it away. You did
what?
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This wasn't the damn business model we
discussed.
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Well, we can sell them kittens.
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The only thing I hate anymore is price
gouging on kittens. I said to sell the
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dirt and give away them damn kittens.
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always what I say. Sometimes it's what I
mean.
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Hell, you gotta think my thoughts. To
understand him, you have to become him.
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Well, I'm not a mind reader, you know.
And you're about to not be a mind -haver
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in your skull, neither.
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Now knock them kitty cats down a 15 of
load and see if we get a nibble.
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Hire, hire your fools.
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Time is short, and so will be your very
lives.
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First mud of winter.
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Come on, Granny. A little bit more. Put
your tiny spine into it. That's granite
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hard pan, Daddy. How we gonna bog on
that?
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Son, when God takes a dump on your head,
you just gotta crash into a hat that
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says, when God takes a dump on your
head, you just gotta crash into a hat
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says, when God takes a dump on your
head, you just gotta crash into a hat
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says, when God takes a dump on your
head, I'm just saying, it looks steep
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there.
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You will ride the Segway.
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Rockstar parking, baby. Woo!
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Russell, you ready to mug?
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Google mud, and what for do we do it?
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Did you mean mudding? Click no.
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No G on mud.
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Mud in apostrophe.
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It's computinating the answer.
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I know there's so much a computer
taking. Don't tell me that which I know.
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Searching.
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Searching. Still searching. Come on,
shake it.
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Come on, go faster. Shake it. Shake the
robot.
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I'll come out of this something.
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Hang on.
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Yeah, that's the litter box right there.
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Where's the communication in this
something, your family?
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What are you doing, Granny? I'm going
riding.
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And I don't need no computer full of
crap crap to tell me that.
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And you're going to eat my electric
dust.
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Ma 'am, you wild
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little gal.
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Of course I couldn't tell them I needed
their skulls. Who's going to move dirt
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for you after they hear that? Nobody. Am
I right? I just quit.
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Exactly, Glenn.
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And then where's the project? In the
toilet.
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Flushed, Glenn, flushed. You can't show
them all your cards. That's what I'm
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saying. That's what I'm saying.
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Because that's what you were saying
before I started saying it.
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It's just too bad you can't get one more
skull to go up top here.
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Really? You mind if I just... Oh, of
course. Like one just right, right here.
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Huh. You know what I mean? Sort of
brings out all the white in the other
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bleached skulls, you know?
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Maybe just tilt it just so.
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Give the whole arrangement a little more
symmetry, you know what I mean? It's a
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little too flat up there.
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Then, you know, then it's really... I
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don't
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see it.
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Really? Yeah, Glenn, I'm not with you on
this one.
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All right.
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Have a good one. All right, guy. You
too.
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No, I mean, they're definitely going
with the turquoise highlights here.
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God, I love fabrics.
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As she lies here with her Segway, which
she knowed and loved, a flood of
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memories washes over me.
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How on summer days we would sit together
on the front porch and know the stories
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we would tell.
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Nothing never needed to be said between
me and her.
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It was understood.
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We would watch what the hell I wanted to
watch.
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Celebrity poker jam.
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I ain't dead.
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I'm just in an incredible amount of
pain. Nuh -uh.
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You know how much this costly box done
costed me? You're going in the damn
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ground.
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I can't get the hole no deeper, Daddy.
Well, fine and dandy.
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Ignite the crematorium.
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Did anyone hear me?
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Because I'm not being dead.
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Wait a minute.
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What time is it? It's ten after six.
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Now zone in, mate.
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Previously, the county had looked like
this.
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A horrible box -like abomination,
completely embarrassing from space. My
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proposal, however, would stretch the
county into a friendlier, more outgoing
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playful shape as shown.
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The star symbolizes America and
encompasses all registered Republicans.
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And this ring of hellfire, budget
willing, would keep all illegal
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out. Gentlemen of the zoning board, I
thank you.
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Okay. All in favor, say aye.
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Aye. All right. Hang on, guys. Hang on.
I didn't realize by law you could make
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the county bigger.
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We might have to advance on Lumpkin or
Chattooga with some minor tactical
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airstrikes, but I really don't see that
as a problem.
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Okie dokie, all in favor say aye.
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Wait, I'll just wait one second there,
okay?
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What's that mountain on there?
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Oh, this.
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Yes, this is Mount Murder.
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And it has always been there.
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Oh, okay.
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That's all my questions.
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Okay, all in favor say aye. Aye.
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Okay, next on the agenda... This
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is wrong!
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A slap in the face of the Lord, you will
all burn in hell!
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No relish? Bless for me!
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Ladies and gentlemen, a project like
this cannot be completed without the
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dedication, hard work...
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and skulls of many, many unsuspecting
people.
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And we'll only go up from here.
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Now bathe in a plague of frogs!
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You never bring a dead body to a grand
opening. I hate being dead.
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Have your picture taken with Tone Loke.
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He's technically not here, but I met him
once in the airport. I'm sure I could
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get him on the phone.
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Come on, what's locally owned? Is that
worth a few pennies more?
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Free rape whistle with ten lesson pack.
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Learn the art of throat punching.
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Come in and I will kick you and things.
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It's time.
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It was time six months ago. We are not
even known to sell beer.
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Why don't you turn it into a yogurt
shop? No, no, no. Fat Republican white
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women. That's a stupid idea.
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Do it, man. Write it off.
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Go.
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