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Somehow I got spinal meningitis
Injecting all
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that hashbray in my spine It's a super
cheap way
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to party If you ain't killed some brain
cells in some time
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Good luck getting that child support
check from me now.
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That's the trim. What did I tell you
about Perseverance, young man?
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That if at first you don't succeed, it
wasn't meant to be. It's a waste of
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because the union's just going to take
your money anyway, because they jealous
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that we got an extra bone in our body
that makes us smarter, but nobody in
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science care to acknowledge that.
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And you were an unwanted pregnancy, and
you ruined my dirt biking career, and
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get out of my sight. You disgust me.
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You talk about that one, Daddy?
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And the son has done been imparted with
the knowledge of the father.
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What is that noise, Daddy?
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I don't think the Lord's got one of
them. Well...
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He does now.
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Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
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Stop it!
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Are you going to reverse that gear? I'm
doing it, all right? I don't need you to
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tell me how to do it when I'm doing it.
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It works, man. We stopped the mechanical
beast with our ballad of love.
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All right, that got him.
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You must vacate the area now.
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You must stop raping this mountain now,
okay?
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry. These engines.
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Did you say we should stop or keep
raping the mountain? I didn't hear you.
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Uh, it should stop.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm sorry.
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Did you say... No, I'm cool with
whatever.
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Peace, brother.
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See you at Madison Square in the fall.
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I'm sorry.
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Did you say... Enough, Rick.
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What? What did I do?
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I'm just making a point. Well, I think
you made it. Oh, oh, yeah? Well, because
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I have another point if you want it.
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Get the hell off my property, lest y
'all want to suckle on my iron teeth.
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Something for y 'all two. You got the
lumber and metal rights, as was stated
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the agreement.
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Smokin' Moon Jump's coming! Woo, baby,
Smokin' Moon Jump! Yep, it's on this
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of the yard commercial. Woo!
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and perhaps the earth -raping machines
will collapse into rubble.
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Bathe me in your stagnant puddle offered
by the clouds.
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Wash away your war machines and... It's
working!
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All rhythms and vibes can... No, that's
not...
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We're just going to get barbecued. We're
going to be back in an hour. I thought
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we were going to try the new Thai place.
Yeah, Thai food in North Georgia. It
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sounds so great. Let me see if I can
just completely dissolve the lining of
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stomach. Bye. We'll do barbecue again.
Great. Yeah, no, that's what I know to
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say. Oh, you poor creatures.
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We're here to help you. Thanks, old
stinky.
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This little blade's got a lot of hippie
miles on it, if you read me.
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They can't cut down this tree.
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So therein lies the precious wood nymph
inside. Don't you think I'd know if it
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was some kind of perverted sex addict
living on my land?
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I mean, besides Craig, though.
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Sorry, Craig.
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I didn't mean it.
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Yeah, I did much carefully text Craig at
first.
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But it has done wonders with my back.
The wood nymph is a mythological semi
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-divine fairy that lives in every tree.
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And she's as real as you and I.
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Oh, yeah. If we drum loud enough, our
dear nymph will come out and put an end
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all of this destruction.
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I got this rigged when the crew broke
up.
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Now let's beat some damn skis.
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Yes.
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Come on, that is fun.
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You're walking in a fool's paradise,
son.
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Hell, I'd rather shoot my damn self in
the brain.
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No, Daddy!
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Oh, no, my brain's okay, son.
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It was just a pathetic cry for help.
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I'm harder, mutant. There's no labels
here. Come on. Let nobody tell you you
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can't do this.
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No boundaries, dude. Now check it out,
brother. I mean, Daddy. I got the earthy
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rhythm. Come dance with us, Elder.
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And let us bridge the generational
divide.
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Nuh -uh. Y 'all gotta funk about y 'all.
We're all beasts inside.
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And we all carry a pungent musk. Yeah,
we were meant to have a scent, man.
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So we can hunt each other.
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For copulation.
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Aw, damn.
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Look at them, slapping their groins
against each other.
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Repulsive. Excuse me, folks.
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Y 'all had to put your clothes on.
There's no nudity here till Veterans
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No worries, brother.
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We're extremely comfortable with our
bodies. Yes, we love to share the
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deliciousness of our nudity.
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Come partake in our loins.
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Yeah,
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I'm afraid we would, but we won't.
Surely, this is free.
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Sex, I think they're offering here. Now,
how often do you get an offer like that
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from somebody you ain't holding a gun
on?
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Really, that's the only way it turns me
on anymore. Oh, Dakota, are you feeling
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it? At the very root of my second
chakra, it's positively throbbing. Oh,
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the shocker and all that. Hey, hey, hey,
now.
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Not in front of my boy. Early hippies
don't mean no harm.
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Now, you may not believe this, but I
used to be a hippie, too.
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Oh, it was the summer of 1994.
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And I was the leader of what I guess
folks would call a commune.
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But then I got drunk with power and
declared myself the embodiment of Jeep,
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Lucifer, and money. You know, the most
vengeful of all the North Moon dogs.
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I was unhinged.
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Big time.
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The followers I didn't end up eating.
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I forced into prostitution.
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I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss it.
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Oh, yeah.
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Bam! Smells like somebody took a massive
dump on a huge pile of crap and soaked
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the whole thing in a jug of weak old
fork and left the whole caboodle on
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Yeah, just like you done on the last
Fourth of July, Daddy.
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I sure did. I support the troops.
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And all the special colors were
represented.
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Down straight.
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Except cyan.
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Cyan was represented.
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Cyan was not represented.
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Motherfucker. We're full of cyan.
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I put it in myself.
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Cyan may have been represented.
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I'm glad you noticed, Granny.
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No, I'm just saying I didn't see it.
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Cyan was represented.
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Look, everyone.
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We've turned a war machine into play.
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Jester? Go, Rusty, yeah.
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Oh, good man. Oh, hell no.
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I ain't about to lose my only son to
these damn dirt people.
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Quickly, woman, get the hose back.
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Incomeless hippies.
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Drop your dreamcatchers and listen to
me.
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You have 60 seconds to make it. If you
don't, I will immediately harm the
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environment and everyone in it,
including myself.
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left of you to make up vegetarian
biodegradable
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I can't think of anything.
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Nothing will stand in the way of my
glorious moon jump.
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Quickly, blast yourself through the
trees, kid.
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Fifty seconds.
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Oh, hell, just drop this damn thing.
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I reckon I miss them hippies. I know you
do, son.
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But at least they'll never be too far
away from your heart.
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Yeah, this moon ring says he's happy.
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Ring is mine.
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But what about their message of love and
peace? Well, what about Smokey Moon
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Jump? I mean, that girl brought jobs to
the region. Right, Granny?
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Take your shoes off.
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Don't jump.
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Come on, safe of your head.
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Oh, no.
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Go, brah.
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